/cp/ - Culture Pals Slavery Edition

1st for stealing your qts

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GOD BLESS ROBERT E LEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvIU6VQAWpo

Message me for a greencard.

>>74321035
/greencardchaser
:^)

>>74320998
Please steal my Russian qt, she's lonely and wants to sex chat with you.

>>74321097
send profile

>>74321134
/yanka214

Holy shit this kike keeps calling me a catfish on my real profile just because I have this incognito profile

>>74321134
/GulyaGallyamova
Just dont bully her, she's a good girl.

goodnight pals

>>74321186
lol no thanks

>>74321186
Oh damn she actually does say she's disabled in her profile. Poor girl.

>>74321191
Good night

>>74321159
stop being antisemitic

>>74321375
Semites cant be antisemitic

>tfw your qts town was destroyed in a Tornado

Canton is goners boys.

>>74321527
time to marry her

>>74321186
Is she retarded?

>talking to a ladyboy

kill me, I am becoming a degenerate

IN DIXIE LAND I'LL TAKE MY STAND.....

what is with all the dixie posting ITT

>>74322772

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ16Lib77qw

>>74322541
Repent

What are armenian cuties like?

>>74323025
The Armenian what?

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>74323189
I got you covered comrade.
/GulyaGallyamova

>>74323243
shes a nice girl guys, be nice. You know everyone has problems. Remember you guys are on the internet flirting with girls around the world too. And there are other people that want to be liked as well.

>>74323290
I know that, but she's acting like a turkish guy and I cant do that with her, so if anyone is willing to flirt with her it would be much better.

>>74323106
qts?

>>74323325

basically, she's the russian Anzu.

>>74323325
>>74323394
whos anzu? I dont check these threads very often anymore


anyway ill i know is theres a lot of much more attractive girls that are complete psychos and actual terrible people with shitty personalities to make fun of on interpals. Thats all im saying. That girl is very lonely, trust me I know, ive talked to her for might be even a couple years now.

>>74323465
That's exactly why I'm asking for the Russian guy who wants a Russian GF to message this Russian lonely girl, chill m8.
Plus, if you talke to her for that long how come is she telling me her friends are ignoring her?

>>74323506
So many typos, I should head to bed. GN /cp/

>>74323506
I dunno I know every time i talk to that girl she tells me she is surprised that I answer her and she seems to tell me a similar thing. Anyway im not mad or trying to start a fight, im just saying theres a lot of other people I think that could be posted instead. No ill feelings towards anyone just saying.

I hate thailand

Any update from the Russian guy who applied to work in England?

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>>74327541
Still waiting. My resume isn't even in-review yet.

How many of you unironically have language exchange?

>>74327802
Good luck, if that doesn't work out you can stow away in my attic and I'll give you food and pocket money for blowjob's

>>74327847
> have language exchange?

I don't have any. I just wanted me some native English speaking qt. Spamming everybody proved to be useless. I dunno what I'm doing wrong. Why they don't answer me? They wrote in bio that they learning Russian and stuff and wanna make friends. If you're curious I've been spamming them from my real account.
I have more chances of finding somebody interesting to talk on /soc/ rather than on interpals.

>>74327908
Thanks, but I'm not sure that I'll go with it even if actually get the job.

>>74328009
Are you good looking? People are shallow.

HOLY FUCK /CP/

>get messaged by a girl like 2 weeks ago
>it's a 19 year old American straight up asking if I wanted to meet in Amsterdam
>think it's either fake or a troll, ignore the message
>fast forward to today
>see the news that they found a half white/half asian 16 year old American girl that fled the US and went missing
>she stayed at 3 different guys during the 4 weeks she went missing
>check pics
>it's literally the same girl

Dodged a bullet right there

>>74328256
I think kinda. I'm definitely not ugly. Maybe I'm too old tho, I'm 27 yo.

>>74328323
Could have made the news amigo

>>74328323
What's her username?

>>74329067
It was /arcticwonder, profile is deleted now

Any success stories with Russian qts?

I have a hard time finding one that is hot and speaks decent English.

why are german girls so ugly? i saw numerous cute koreaboo girls from france and russia also poland and sweden even turkey but all the german koreaboo girls looked like a man with a skirt

>>74328323
Post profile.

tfw you're interested in someone but don't message them back because distracted and/or busy

>>74329299
Same

>>74329152
I have the right one, just for me.

>>74323025

Sluts and hardcore green cards chasers.

I was friends with one and we talked on WhatsApp for about a month, just as friends. Randomly, she got really lewd with me one day. Said some really lewd things and "joked" about getting married. I joked with her about it. Come to find out, she was completely serious. I told her she was nuts and she said "look I understand, marriage is a lot... but, you could just see me as a roommate. You could do whatever you want. Plus, I'll cook for you and have sex with you everyday"

>>74329152

/Soren21

https://www.interpals.net/dodohanloveme

>>74332231
She blocked me for some reason (idk this is the first time I'm clicking on her)

There are some really eh interesting people on IP

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>Hi, how are you?
every time

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>>74332637
The same women who complain about guys putting no effort in their messages are the same women who message you with "Hi"

>>74332688
Well girls are usually not interesting tbhtbhtbh so guys have to put the effort in conversations usually.

>>74332231
I've seen her profile before.
She says she's a virgin.

>qt is rubbing her clit right now
>Can't get on Skype and watch her because I share my room with other people

If I could climb the roof and jack off there I totally would.

>>74333252
Go to another room?

>>74333298
People there as well, this apartment is filled 24/7 in every room except the bathroom. And I can never have any peace in there because every 30 mins someone knocks to use it.

I'm 19 and live with my dad and my sister and her two kids.

>>74333402
Do you study? Move out

>>74333489
No but I work, I will save and move out, just frustrated that I can't have any privacy in this place because my older sister is a big dumb whore who can't keep a job and have her own place.

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>>74320958
>tfw during conversation qt sent you a message that wasn't meant for you
[spoiler] she called him cute

>>74333636
Calm down dont call your sister a whore. Good luck with finding a place though

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hmm...

>>74327847
I taught English to a Hungarian qt

How many of you unironically have cultural exchange?

>>74336199
I do desu

My thicc thai qt went from being completely prude to skype sexting me, I feel like I accomplished something in life

>>74329152
I met up with one twice, we were an item. didnt work because i realized i would never love her + she wasnt fun to be around

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Guys, legit or not?

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kek

>>74337178
entertain her a little, we'll need to see a couple more messages to tell

>>74337178
She is only trying to initiate a conversation.

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>tfw the only people who comment on your wall are seamonkeys

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>It's a girl asks why you stop messaging but when you did message her she asked no questions and the conversation was one sided.

>>74336199
Came for the butt pictures stayed for the cultural exchange.

Why don't European girls like their buttholes licked?

I just want to eat some booty.

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>out of all places, qt is from lithuania

>>74337178
She's legit

>>74336199
some grill taught me a lot of Polish spelling
likewise I am learning some colloquial French from a girl, or well used to

t. Polish diaspora

Getting a ton of messages from Old dudes, this is not what I signed up for!

>>74339482
dont worry, thats shy girls pretending to be old guys. theyre testing the water. talk to them and the qt will reveal herself

https://www.interpals.net/chuuubom

Have you gotten a message from this weirdo? it keeps creating new accounts, messaging me and blocking me

I will talk to your qt's make them fall in love with me and then cut contact immediately after they tell me that they are in love.

>>74339745
What the fuck I'm blocked too and I've never messaged them.

>>74339745
>holding phone upside down to take a picture

is this some kind of korean trend?

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Forgive my autism, but I've got two autistic questions.
First is platinum one. My d. is 5.7in - am I totally lost? I remeber Ludwig2-0 said his dick is average - are you here, slavbro? I mean, how are you doing? IYKWIM
Although you're much taller than me (i'm about 5.6ft), so...
I'm asking because I've found two girls (american and turkish) who're seriously obsessed with me, and there're strong chances that sooner or later we're going to meet (more chances for turkish one, because she's really crazy about me), and I'm nervous (although I know that Jerry Butler has dick smaller than mine and did shitload of porn, and Conner Habib is a bit bigger than me and he's just fine, but I'm collecting the data kinda).
Second one is about picrelated - anon, give me that girl profile, pls. I like creepy girls, desu. Like to see who she is.

>>74340502
Average dick size is 5 inches so nothing wrong there.

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>>74340502
Penile size is no problem at all.
Your height however...

>>74328323
holy shit lol I read about that

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>>74341122
both gulls are lower than me

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>tfw only qt I ever got semi-nudes from blocked me ages ago and ever since then I have never had any success
I wonder how she's doing :(

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>Helped a Russian QT with her English homework
>she now thinks I'm a God

Seems to good to be true, got to be cautious here

>>74340502
>you screen capped my post
Nah I'm not gonna

>>74341323
Tell her for every problem you help her with you get a good boy point and you can then spend these good boy points to make her do things for you

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>>74341336
but why? you have plans on her despite that disgust she gave ya?

>>74341431
She has big tits... my weakness

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>tfw going to the hospital

hope I'm not dying. Going to miss you /cp/

>>74341749
RiP anon

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>>74341701
daym
you have something serious with her or just wanna have fun? if 2nd, may be... y'know...

>>74341749
Can I keep your QTs after you die?

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>>74337178
What is your secret? All Russian qts want to learn French/English/Spanish/German. My Swedish flag attracts only the ugly ones.

The pic related

>>74341885
I've arranged for them to be killed so they can join me in heaven.

Is there still an autoview script that works like the old one where you viewed a thousand profiles at once?

>>74340502
I had a Thai girl who told me she was pooping when I asked her "What are you doing?"

She could have said in the bathroom or something but nope, just directly said it.

Gross as hell.

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Okay, which one of you guys is this?

>>74341869
I just want to see said tits

>>74342175
Maybe she misread and thought you were asking for her name

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>>74342175
DO WANT

>>74342249
*beggar mode on*

>>74342259
Nah, I had known her for a year, got some nudes of her too but I never saved them.

>>74342328
I told her I was going to go down on her if we ever met and she said that I probably shouldn't because she might smell

>tfw cyber with ukranian qt and immediately regret it after cumming

i don't think this whole culturepals thing is for me lads

>>74342487
Why regret it?

>>74342237
That would be me.

>>74342603
because i have autism

>>74342613
Yeah the photos are obviously not hers
Let's keep discussing harms of masturbation though

>>74342653
So does everyone here

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>>74342446
well, that's too much even for me

>>74342487
It's in a mans nature to completely lose interest in a girl once u nut.

>>74342868
Happens to me all the time, I cum and then I immediately just have no interest in the girl whatsoever.

What are you listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg07YO4GPQ0

>>74342237
So who the hell was it? Sent me nudes of other girls (obviously), so the profile's fake. What's this about? He wanted me to send my nudes in response and then blackmail me or what?

>>74343255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7_y-F8VtSo

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Bout to plow some Turkish asshole this summer, bros.

>>74343255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCwGwbmOf2Q

>appear aloof, you are boring and can't keep a conversation with her
>try to keep the conversation going, look try hard
just can't win

Send this to all Asians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO7tnEgfYfA

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>>74343577
Are you me

>>74343645
>>74343577
all me

hello

>>74343847
No its all me

Should I be forthcoming and let the people who want to talk to me know that I have a personality disorder by writing it on my profile? Instead of them wasting time talking to me only to figure it out?

Don't tell them unless it's some crippling schizo shit

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>qt looks qt in pics
>turns out she's a goth with piercings now
every fucking time

Wtf so many colgate flags
>>74344455
You can just tell it in PM I think?

>>74344781
Hello Toothpaste bro

>>74344781
Wouldn't that just make them feel cornered? I don't want to burden anyone with my issues.

>>74328323
maaaaaate she messaged me as well dude, asked me if I wanted to meet. This girl even messaged me a few months before she left the USA, pretty sure she gave me her skype

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>>74345452
She probably had to trade the men she was staying with sexual favors to have a place to sleep. Poor mentally undeveloped lass.

>>74345515
>implying you wouldn't have taken advantage of that

>>74345620
No, unlike you europhiles I do not like the idea of having sex with a child

I've just realized Peruvians are the goat. They all got that dark hair and eyes with olive skin, a small but shapely frame with a big firm ass and usually a nice face. They're also usually very well mannered, eager to speak with you and have that traditionalist mindset.

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>>74328323
>>74329044
>>74329173
>>74341186

http://nos.nl/artikel/2171111-amerikaans-tienermeisje-maggie-morgen-terug-naar-vs.html

This was definitely her, same pictures

>>74331477
>plus I'll cook for you and have sex with you every day
Unironically better than marriage
>>74345775
Peruvians are so inconsistent. For every absolutely gorgeous lass there is there's one with a little too much amerindian. Also they get fat really quickly if you take them out of Perú, it's really funny.

>>74345940
crazy happa

>>74346003
>Peruvians are so inconsistent. For every absolutely gorgeous lass there is there's one with a little too much amerindian.
You can say the same about latinas in general desu

>>74343577
be aloof but also sarcastic and teasing, seems to work.

>>74346003
they seem pretty consistent to me, atleast from what ive seen on interpals, maybe theyre not really like that irl.

Convince me to post the nudes I got of a girl I dont talk with anymore

>>74347188
post those nudes

[spoiler]please[/spoiler]

>she has hardcore at the end of her Skype name
Hmmmm

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>>74342029
>tfw no russian girls want to learn portuguese

>>74347188
be a good lad and post em

>>74347074
they are not.

>>74346443
Not really. Generally if the country's got a coastline on the Atlantic they're probably gorgeous, otherwise it's pretty dodgy. Ecuador as well - some are mindblowing, some are dodgy af.

>>74347188
because if you do, i'll post a rare pepe

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>tfw other guys are viewing your profile

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>>74347188
Stop using qtcrawler
Stop using scripts
Stop ignoring male messages
Stop masturbating to girls profile pictures
Stop taking advantage of third worlders
Stop lying on your profile
Stop photoshopping your profile picture
Stop talking to American women
Stop lying about your location
Stop commenting on girls walls
Stop using this as a dating website
Stop posting girls nudes you have acquired here
Stop hiding your friends list
Stop looking at girls who are under the age of 18
Stop doing mental gymnastics to come to terms with flirting with mentally undeveloped girls
Stop making fake profiles
Stop blocking girls once they trust you enough to show you their body
Stop lying to girls saying you will visit them in order to further your goal of seeing them naked
Stop posting peoples profiles here in order to make fun of them
Stop being rude to people just so you can boost your ego by posting the logs
Stop bullying people with mental problems
Stop being a coward and make a profile
Stop being self depreciating in your messages
Stop ignoring people who took initiative to message you first
Stop complaining when people don't find you interesting enough to talk with
Stop going into conversations with an ulterior motive
Stop ignoring grammar mistakes when talking to someone trying to improve their language
Stop trying to undermine other anons by messaging the people they are talking to

>>74348842
This seems inherently contradictory

>>74347188
Be a bro and let us see.

>>74348403
>Generally if the country's got a coastline on the Atlantic they're probably gorgeous
So basically only Brazil and Argentina then. Sounds about right to me, although Brazilians have a pretty high chance of being black.

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>>74348842
>Stop doing mental gymnastics to come to terms with flirting with mentally undeveloped girls

>>74349254
...Venezuela, Colombia and Chile (albeit only by a bit) as well

>>74348797
it's funny right, we could probably hold actual meaningful conversations with guys from other countries. yet here we are exerting so much energy just for a chance to see some digital tittays

>>74347188
If you're reading this your mom will die in her sleep unless you post your qts nudes

>>74349825
That is what we do in this general!

>>74349825
Kinda true, I'm not even here for the tiddies, wanted to get to know a qt and check out her country with her.
But because IP seems so much like a dating site it would be gay to message another dude.

>>74350099
It's a good thing I don't have a qt, or else I may have been trapped into doing that. Considering I am a paranoid person.

CLOSING THE THREAD SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOU FIX YOUR ERROR

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>>74349825
>meaningful

>>74350204
Is he even spelling his name correctly?

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>49 people have viewed your profile
>This week
Alright

>>74350204

Isn't he your countrymen ?


Be nice!

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>>74350875
>Only go on interpals to talk to two QTs anymore
>One of them is online and is always very fast to respond and talk to me when online
>She's been online for a while now and hasn't even looked at my message

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>tfw your favorite girl instantly opens up your messages

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i don't put any effort into my convos anymore

>>74352038
how's that working out for you?

>>74352100
mild amusement

>>74352154
Any nudes?

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>tfw my qt is only 16
should drop tbqh

>>74352291
Stop

>>74345452
>>74345940
Fuck man. So you didn't meet her in the end? Imagine hosting her, thinking she's 19 and ready to fuck, only to find out later she's basically a fucking kid

>>74352291
As novinhas de 14 já tão pronta pra sentar.

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>>74352329
no way.
i dont give a shit about nudes.
i just want to meet and hang out with her

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>>74352438

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If I cant find a wife this month Im going to kill my self.

I wish I wasnt born. Why cant I just have a girl like pic related, I would do anything seriously

All I have been doing for the last three days is messaging prostitues over and over again and calling them ugly and mentioning how I would love to murder them. I have also been teaching them about plastic surgery and chess until they block me.

Ive been doing this none stop and barely slept. I have only just realized now how crazy I am.

>>74352622
Kill as many as you can before killing yourself.

>>74352408
Yeah The whole situation was too sketchy for me, suddenly contacting me 2 months later after barely talking and then immediately want to meet, offering to come to my city? nah.

Also noticed that her account was deleted around April 28/29, when it first came in the news

>>74352622
Here is a channel just for you Britcuck

https://www.youtube.com/user/ElliotRodger/videos

>>74352664
Im thinking about doing this. going to a cuckold meetup on fetlife, or getting a bunch of girls to meet me for a cashpoint meet (where dominatrixes meet only to take money) and slaughtering them

>>74352622
Wait thats a chick on IP or IG? No way there are qts this qt

>>74352752
Might as well kill muslims, since there's too many of them there.

>>74352810
https://www.instagram.com/ilonaylikorpi/?hl=en

>>74352867
Imagine if a woman would have standards this high.

>>74352854
No I actually like muslims, the girls where hjabs and dont care about looks. They talk to me and treat me as human

Someone recommend me a zainy new porn genre to watch

>>74354198
Granny bondage

>>74354336
granny in bondage or doing the bondaging

>>74352935
You should convert then. Maybe you can wife a qt hijab girl then.

>>74354198
white men cucking black men

>>74354431
Both

>>74354198
Stop masturbating

>>74354736
no u

>>74354758
You will never self improve if you look for your next fix of dopamine

>>74354790
i will improve @ having dopamine

Hi I just made a new account but my profile picture isn't updating

>>74354736
so... denial?

>>74354920
delete it and put it up again

>>74354938
Wrong proxy aidsy-chan

Man i hate haitians so fucking much

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>>74354920
TOO MANY COLGATE POSTERS

>>74355033
We dont claim him, it's a dominican poster and he shits nederdraad up too with his proxies

>>74355030
I hate francophone ppl too >W<

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Netherlands confirmed for having the best flags

got slavic one, got croat coat of arms, got the swedish flag

Did everyone steal their flags from the dutch or was it the other way around ?

>>74355112
Serbia best ally. Thanks for proving it's the swedish scat poster.

>>74355112
The Tilburg flag was made like 10 years ago
The Netherlands had the original red/white/blue tricolor.

>>74355088
So aidsy chan is a dominicANO? Interdasting

>>74355190
No, a haitiANO

>>74355107
i hate you too, cunt

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Look at the economy of Serbia lmao

>>74355246
omelette du fromage

>>74349706
>>74349254
You guys forgot "dude weed lmao" guay

>>74354559
no fuck that only attracted to white Europeans like Ilona Ylikorpi

Redpill me on Greek women

>>74355320
they're greek

>>74355320
they're turk

>>74355320
They look like turks

>>74355320
many denbts

>>74355320
everyone from Balkans are poor as fuck.

They will love Americans. I have talked to people from Balkans and they all say there woman are money whores.

>>74355190
It was a sandnigger

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>>74355266
Know what the saddest thing is

We're still not back to 1991 level

Does anyone want to be my friend?

>>74355387
>they all say there woman are money whores
I think this is just a female trait in general

>>74355320
Ridiculously friendly, very attractive, like Spanish women but with nicer hair. Also don't care about green cards because EU

>>74355516
No, Im English and still a virgin expalin that. I would like to consider my self well off.

>>74355577
Probably because being a paki cancels out being well off

>>74355478
I will be your friend anon

>>74355537
>Also don't care about green cards because EU

Idiot. If that were true there would be like 30 white nationalists living in the Balkans. Its a poor shithole. No one wants to live there lol.

>>74355603
Not a paki actually white with Green eyes.

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>>74355614
No one is gonna masturbate to your face haitiano

I'm out you ruined this general.

qtcrawler was much easier in my day
When I enter my username it goes fine but then the python thing won't let me enter my password

>>74355648
So are you saying they need visas to emigrate to Europe? Because I'm not sure that's right.

>>74355650
Nice reddit nose

>>74355577
Probably because you masturbate to cuckold porn.

>>74355648
Greece isn't a depressing slavic country, even though it's broken it's still much richer than all other countries on the balkans

>>74355702
Your mum certainly doesn't need a visa to emigrate to my cock

>>74355870
you sure she wouldn't be emigrate to the cock which you want to watch her ride, cucky?

>>74355698
help

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>>74355702
I have no idea mate. But I do know Balkans girls are only attracted to foreigners for money. From what I have been told by people who live there, they are say there woman are whores for money.

>>74355739
This is true, my knowledge of Balkans is limited to people I have met on chess.com who were from the Balkans and I pm'd and random people on steam. I have barely spoken to Greeks, mainly Croats and Serbs.

I have actually been to Greece when I was younger and the only thing I remember is the food.

>>74355732
I haven't watched cuckold porn since I posted I did. Im glad I got it out my system I feel better now, sometimes I think its better saying things and realising how wrong it is by sharing it.

>>74355622
Thanks

>>74355911
Wasnt me. But nice troll I dont even care.

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>tfw no single qt wished you happy birthday

>>74356063
happy birthday anon!

>>74356063
happy birthday anon

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>>74356063
Happy birthday anon

>>74356121
>>74356134
>>74356199

thanks lads
but that was not the point
I am talking to some of them for months/weeks
why I even bother

>>74356063
Happy birthday anon.

lads I need help
I am visiting my American qt, staying at her place
it's really hot and I am in my boxers
but I am also sitting in a position where my leg is coming up to my chest
but here is the problem
my balls were sticking out of my boxers
and the qt saw them and gave me a smile and a wink

HELP WHAT DO I DO

>>74356251
Move to England

>>74356374
Anon...

>>74356374
Does deploy still apply in this situation?
DEPLOY

>>74356473
So I can wish him happy birthday in person and I could make a friend.

>>74356473
>a Dutch guy throwing stones about Muslims

>>74356374
You fuck, that's what you do.

>>74356542
why so mean?

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>>74356254
thanks man
>>74356397
i used to live in Cornwall

just wanted to share a feel
gonna drink till i pass out now
take care lads

>>74356619
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU USELESS TOOTHPASTE BASTARD

YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE

I SEE YOU IN THESE THREADS ALL THE TIME AND YOU ADD NOTHING OF VALUE

JUST FUCK OFF AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME AND YOU'RE USELESSLY BUMPING THIS THREAD

THE DATA TRANSMITTED BY YOUR POSTS IS NOT WORTH IT.

JUST FUCK OFF AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE LIKE /B/

>>>/b/
>>>/b/
>>>/b/

Why do Russians read so much? It intimidates me

>>74355112
>>74356690
He is not a real toothpaste

>>74356833
I was just commenting about the regional flags of Netherlands and flag of netherlands, don't care about the poster.

Look the third regional flag is basically swedish flag
second is croat coat of arms
first is slav flag 1on1

>>74356904
I am the guy you capped and I am a real toothpaste

https://www.interpals.net/prooptic2105
BLACKED

>>74356904
Nice spot lol
I know but it also included him in the cap, which is good
Colgate dindu anything wrong

>>74356904
are you the same Serbian or are there multiple Serbians?

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Fuck this im going to bed. Hope I dont wake up. Fuck Interpals. Fuck women.

STOP LOOKING AT MY PROFILE YOU STUPID MEN
I WANT CUTIES

>>74356991
I am one, but there are multiple in my head

Does that count ?

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>>74357200
I talk to you and pay you..

Help me find wife.

Lots of money and lonely.

Im going to bed now, we can discuss things here tomorrow

yo this british poster scares the fuck outta me deadass lmao

>>74357235
You said the hijab wearing Muslim girls are the only ones who talk to you as if you're a normal human, so just suck it up, pretend to convert, and wife a qt white turk

>>74356063
Happy birthday.

>qt is responding to me quickly
>her english is terrible
Every time, can never get one with good English who responds quickly. It's either or.

>being a whitewashed Egyptian lowlife living of welfare in Europe because you're country is so shit even caribbean countries have a better economy
What a fucking lowlife

>>74357339
I hate Canada lol.

I went there once and they asked if fish and chip diet is why im so tall?

Im 5ft10

LOL

Fuck Canada

>>74357558
*your

>her mother has cancer
Lol @ this fucking Egyptian loser

>when you find the one

>>74357619
Fuck off you GYPSY

Your not welcome here lol.

Go post on poorchan.org

>>74357567
Where the fuck in Canada did you go? 5'10" is almost below average for height where I live. Did you go to Vancouver where everyone is Chinese or Toronto where everyone is a paki?

>>74357638
Can't tell me what to do

>>74357661
Most people were Chinese, it was from when they got all the chink slaves to mine for them.

But the couple were white but like Grandparents.

Its bizarre I always get called tall even though im Insecure about my height lol.

>>74356673
K E R N O W
E
R
N
O
W

>>74356743
Nothing else to do. I'm sure you have other hobbies to write about.

>>74357734
>>74357661

sorry I meant to say when the chinks came over to build the railways as far as I know Im tired now. So I cant remember the exact immigration reasons, but I know they were basically slaves. I think everyone should leave Canada and give natives back there land.

>>74357799
>I'm sure you have other hobbies
h-haha yeah about that...

>>74357827
Seriously? What do you do with all your time?

>>74357819
>I think everyone should leave Canada and give natives back there land.
kek Canada would make Somalia look like a first world country if we let the injuns run everything

>>74357873
I just watch movies and browse 4chan but I can't talk about that at length without seeming incredibly autistic (which I am)

/YourWaifu

Which one of you is this?

>have old account, flirt with a person a lot but it's one sided
>leave interpals for a few months
>come back, make a new account and get into contact with them again
>They are flirting a lot

what happened

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HI how are you?

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>>74358977
A girl said I was too ugly to be someone she would want to talk with

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>>74359032
>>74359032
she who says is its himself

>>74358614
That would be me.

>>74359128
how could it be you if it is me?

>>74359137
We're meant for each other so we're each other's waifuses.

>>74358614
>/YourWaifu
She sent me a message once and we talked a little. She was pretty boring desu.

What's your average views/day, /cp/?

>>74359238
2-3

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>>74359238
ZERO PER WEEK

>>74358842

The better person who wasn't you left her.

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Why do only guys look at my profile

>>74359460
Now is my time to shine, baby.

>>74359097
Shooting Fingolians should be a sport

Need a new thread homies
at work cant make

>>74360950
Well nobody is posting atm but I'll make one here

NEW THREAD

>>74361571

>>74361571

>>74361571

NEW THREAD