Decision day edition
>>74290591
>2017
>/cum/ still exist
>>74290591
>>74290591
get ban, underage scum
>>74291499
>18 years is considered underage
hmmm yes
gets the old thinker going
We in charge wite bois
fuck drumpf lol
>tfw studying for exams
is it true that may 1 is a working day?
Senpai, I just had a fucking hangover
I had a DragonForce drinking game with two of my friends where we had to listen to all of their albums starting from the first, and drink every time they say "far away", "free" and "fire".
I think I nearly fucking died. I still love DragonForce though.
>>74290591
B& NOW
>>74291791
>badly arranged european union flag
what?
>>74291921
Alaska
New Gorillaz album is great desu
*posts from work*
I'm cold
Best track: "She's My Collar"
Second-best track: "Andromeda"
Worst track: "Sex Murder Party"
>>74293885
Are you sick?
last night was a shitshow of /cum/ threads. hope today goes better.
>>74291791
That's jpeg
regards PNG frogs
Shan't be attending a university
>The bonus tracks are better than the tracks on the "real" album
Dead thread
>>>/trv/1243782
What did he mean by this?
afk going to Tim to get breky <3
back from work you guys
>tfw trans-american
>>74295044
hello
The only thing May Day is good for, is making liberal professors take the day off.
>tfw all my classes today have been cancelled due to professors not showing
>>74295044
>falling for the work meme
I bet all of the people who hate on Humanz aren't even Gorillaz fans. I've been listening since Demon Days and I love the new album.
>>74291722
25 should be the minimum age.
Fuck off you stupid child.
if u still listen to gorillaz in 2017 u need to get a life and get with the program lol
President Jerry Brown 2020 or else
>>74295367
Do people still actively listen to radio/popular radio talk shows still exist in the US?
I mean considering there's still lots of cross-country driving with nothing to entertain you besides music/the radio.
>>74295367
Andromeda and the other one with the dude weed lmao black guy is good
Mornin' /cum/bums
>>74295684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cZthRSZA0M
>>74295711
Morning /cum/rade
>>74295774
dont quite like it
>>74295840
reported this thread
>>74296151
was going to do bed anyways, jerk
>>74296151
announcing reports or submitting false or misclassified reports is against the rules
>>74295076
>tfw trans-croatian
didn't sleep last night
today's gonna be a long day
yes siree
how are the eggs looking today pals
>>74296515
Extra yellow
Drank two bottles of robotussin last night and now my head hurts
>>74296561
Might be the flash
>>74296618
https://youtu.be/OqUmMCb4r-U
exams thursday
havent started studying
lol
>>74296666
Fuk that only nerds study
gettin tired of these menus
>>74296666
I got exams all week this week and next week and haven't studied 'cause I ain't a nerd
Anti-depressants make my dreams so fucking vivid. They are indistinguishable from reality at this point.
>>74296752
had enough to drink for breakfast?
>>74296752
do they ever bring you two
>>74296902
not pictured: xl tims coffee off to the left
got that about two hours ago though la
>>74296964
of what? they p much always bring what i ask
>>74296883
You're dreaming right now
>>74296515
Put some hot sauce on them
>>74296996
Wouldn't be surprised but I don't usually waste my life in my dreams like I do in reality
why aren't all people who celebrate communist day rounded up and shot?
it's a cancer that needs to be removed
>>74297033
Pooping ama
Theres another guy you can invite to your party that spams "Am I useless?" when hes dead but I'm at a part in the game where I cant invite him anymore
:(
I forgot my class was at 11 and not 10
Fuck my life
Is this accurate?
>Be me
>Go to Hawaii
>Women are literally throwing themselves at me for the first time in my life
>Get my dick sucked a lot because they say oral is not a big deal here but they were never up for sex
>I didn't care I thought I hit the jackpot
>The day I leave to come back to Canada a local tells me my hotel is situation in an area with a long standing transvestite community that's been around for 30 years
>At least ten girls sucked my dick
Fuck America
>>74297263
me on the left
>>74297263
Yeah
eating cheerios atm
>>74297263
i wish the girls/boys like the last 2 went to my school
>>74297295
Getting succ aint gay senpai
>>74297295
>being unable to tell if it's a woman or a man pretending to be a woman
Weak
>>74297295
nigga you gay now
>>74297320
sluts are a diamond dozen these days, I wish there were more wholesome women out there
>>74297306
honey nut cheerios?
>>74297361
Someone vapepost this
>diamond dozen
>>74297361
yea but where can you find cute females (male)
>Someone vapepost this
>>74297400
No the other post
>Someone vapepost this
>>74297365
uh
no
>>74297396
cosplay conventions
>>74297420
The other post you mong
See >>74297361
>honey nut cheerios?
>>74297438
p-p-p-pleb
>>74297361
i went to a catholic elemtray-middle school, one of my classmates did become a playboy though
>>74297474
Classic
morning
Does anyone else feel like an npc in the game we call life?
>>74297463
little bobby
Hanging out with bae
>>74297515
nancy
>The other post you mong
>See
>>74297498
stop posting gook ryan
Have you seriously never kissed a girl anon?!
How old are you again?
Was the movie Apocalypto popular in Mexico?
>>74297530
do you mean babe
or are you an illiterate faggot nigger? or worse, a white kid using nigger speak
>>74297629
>>74297594
When I was 21 I pretended to have autism so I could get in to this sorority event where I ended up making out with a paraplegic girl
Hanging out with bae
>not calling your girlfriend bae ironically
>When I was 21 I pretended to have autism so I could get in to this sorority event where I ended up making out with a paraplegic girl
>He says babe
>>74297720
I wasnt pretending
>>74297686
I'm pretty jealous desu I never got anything out of pretending to be retarded
>>74297686
That's pretty low bud
>>74297686
"""""""Pretended"""""""""
just kidding, that never happened
This is literally me
i don't think i'm gay desu but some guys are really hot and some dicks i would suck
couldnt be romantic with a guy tghough girls are too cute
*looks for pinkos*
>>74297549
how did you know my name?
>>74297793
Is that the Haitian? Can I unlock sweden yet?
>>74297824
It's so odd that you can want to suck dicks but you're not gay haha
The wild turkey should be our national bird
Where's the anon with the cute and edgy Poo gf
>>74297824
Tru
>>74297686
>pretended
I have a real (imaginary) girlfriend.
I fucking HATE memes
I think this chad is taking pictures of me
He's sitting across from me and has his phone camera pointed directly at me
If you want a gf just contact New Mexico
He'll be happy to give you his
>>74297885
Indian girls and arab girls are top cute
when they're cute they're way cuter than white girls at least
the neighbourhood
I've turned down significantly more girls than I've dated. I regret every single one of them.
>>74297945
Take a picture of him back
>>74297964
Redpilled
>>74297989
you can see his underwear
>>74297945
Wave and pose for him
tfw no gf
I swear girls have no sex drives
How dont I have women throwing themselves at me?
>>74297978
t. silent hill
>>74297945
Yell RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at the top of your lungs
>>74297978
Comfy
>>74298040
They must all be gay
Giving a fuck about the vaginal jew.
t. alpha male
>>74297986
i know that feel bruv. i was a shy fuck in HS and i even turned down a girl who told me she wanted to have sex (i was a virgin and didnt want to look bad)
tfw never kissed a girl
tfw never had a gf in high school
>high school
Stop
>>74298040
They are just intimidated by a real man
>>74298094
I turned down a really cute girl who, after I told her I didn't want to date her, offered to be friends with benefits.
>>74298143
Yeah this is it
>>74297844
lucky guess ;)
>tfw don't have a cute gf (male)
>missing out on playing cards against humanity with the /cum/ bros last night
I feel bad for the normies who went out last night haha
>>74298106
what about a boy?
Gonna try bow hunting and kill some moose bastards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzRTb5WwfaA
>>74298137
Why
>tfw prime /cum/ hours i'm asleep
do you have fun here?
>>74298263
No
We mostly just fedorapost and call each other's tastes horrible
>>74298205
Where you playing the online version?
>>74298263
prime /pol/tard hours
>>74298263
Lots
>>74298205
this
>>74298228
poor moose
What about it makes it toxic? He didn't taint the meat did he?
>>74298306
eh that doesn't sound fun
>Where
>>74298298
Yeah
Good times
I've figured out what the problem is. It's the Jews.
Reminder: white people suck
>ywn be in a Puerto Rican biker gang in the South Bronx in 1977
>>74298339
toxic is just the brand of arrowhead it's not really toxic, the moose is spitting up blood cause he got it in the lung
>>74298388
i would actually like to read that
Reminder that you can't complain about the gloom until you pick up a broom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fr1UTuwQVM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>74298357
what he defines as pol hours is everyone hating on him because he spams niggers every minute or so
>I got drunk and regretting fucking the man to next day, so I was raped
>>74298388
The Wiemar Republic was a mistake.
>>74298388
Is this real?
>>74298392
>mfw I actually live in the bronx
it sucks here, you don't want this
>>74298419
Ah that makes me feel better, feel like he could've killed it quicker though.
>>74298443
Haha
It's a buttplug
>>74298509
*moves to a nonwhite city because it doesn't have many white people*
*invites all my white hipster friends over to experience this vibrant culture*
*all the nonwhites have to move out of the city now because we drove up property value and they couldn't afford rent anymore*
Oops haha
id like to put a trap in a hijab and fuck him
>>74298500
Bullets are more humane truth be told, but bow hunting is harder. I always kek at the comments of hunting vids because it's full of hippies who hate guns and say we should kill the animal the way the natives did with bows. They don't realize when you shoot an animal with an arrow the animal usually runs or wobbles making the arrowhead cut the animal up from the inside so it's a lot messier and brutal looking. It's called the death run.
ywn hang out with your fellow lowlifes all day drinking malt liquor and burning down abandoned apartment buildings
>>74298685
We should hunt with spears and slowly kill animals while they suffer because it's more humane
>>74298628
Shit is kind of happening to me but everybody here is white.
>pick up trash and clean around the neighborhood because I like to improve my community
>rent and property value has been slowly rising since I moved here
>it's still a drug infested shithole in a bad location but at least it looks better now
>people around my neighborhood think its my job to do this but in reality I lose money doing it
Feels kind of bad desu
>>74298712
You would get killed being within spear range from a moose bastard
>>74298196
stalk someone else, creep.
>>74298758
Maybe if you're a sissy with no hair on your chest
I'd HEEM a moose with one punch
>>74298685
Yeah it's not a horrible death, but I just feel like if you have the means and the intent to kill something you should make it as quick and painless as possible without spoiling the meat.
How is your day going? It's raining here.
The gal pal
>>74298789
same
why are air raid sirens going off outside
>>74298854
I would guess an air raid
>>74298854
Where do you live? I'm afraid
*lives in the same city for nearly a century*
*never try to improve my living standards*
*never try to improve my community*
*never work hard to provide opportunities to my children so they can work hard and provide better opportunities for their children*
damn wypipo pushing us outta our communidies
In an air raid on Canada as we speak
>>74298762
no
>>74297361
>diamond dozen
watching a documentary on Leonardo The Vinci, pretty interesting
/cum/ a place for intelligent conversation.
http://www.citynews.ca/2017/05/01/black-lives-matter-stages-toronto-school-walkout/
>black teenagers decide to enroll themselves in easier high school courses
>constantly get in fights with each other
>YO FUCK WHITEY DA SCHOOL IS RAYCIS
Ottawa is a dumb name for a city
>>74296515
Youre still in the hospital?!
>Nyymit näyttää settejä
>Parisataa grammaa lihaa, puol litraa viinaa ja vähän napsuja
Mieluummin nyrkki perseessä kuin neitisetit
>>74298880
west of toronto
>>Nyymit näyttää settejä
>>Parisataa grammaa lihaa, puol litraa viinaa ja vähän napsuja
>Mieluummin nyrkki perseessä kuin neitisetit
Alright I'm going to go to work now then visit my uncle in the hospital, might stop back here in between.
Have a good day buds
>>74299035
dont ever cross post from mammi again
>>74299092
Poro on lihana sellaista, että käytännössä kaipaa rasvaa mukaansa. Aikaisemmin on käytetty talia ja silavaa, mutta pekoni on käytännössä kaikin puolin parempi vaihtoehto ja kuuluu nykyään käytännössä jokaiseen reseptiin.
>>74299056
how far west?
>>74299157
'sauga. idk siren's gone now.
>>74299145
Ill have you deported if you keep acting up
one day i will move to the UNITED STATES and there aint nothing you can do bout it
Holy shit this black guy in front of me in class is looking at girls on /s/
>>74299367
Sounds good bud. Plenty of space.
>>74298899
okay well don't just stalk me, be a useful creep and file my toenails.
>>74299367
tfw I have family in Argentina
>>74299405
go into the same thread and post 'guy sitting on x class, im looking at you nigga'
>>74299367
You can stay at place if you need to
>>74299422
>>74299540
Where did I imply I'm a little girl? Even men in their forties have toenails.
>>74299730
>>74298989
what the fuck
it's entirely your choice to enroll in academic/applied grade 9, nobody choses for you. and yes you do deserve suspension for being a little shit.
But yeah fights and chimpouts were very common in my applied courses. Regret taking the easy way in high school.
>>74299004
pls send help
seal team 6 rescue when
>>74299877
shucks anon you got me
he could be my twin brother
Just went and had a peek at /r9k/. Very very depressing.
>>74296515
why are you in the ambulance? did you get a booboo?
>>74300385
what did you expect
Found this meme though it made me chuckle a bit.
>>74300385
used to frequent there before it became /soc/ reddit 2.0
fun fact: it was once in the top 3 boards for highest average user age
Fire Powers>Ice Powers
>>74300547
ice can freeze fire tho
ice>fire
I'm gonna be honest with you guys: I'd kill you if I could get away with it
>>74300977
why do you have against me?
>>74300977
You can get away with anything in Mexico if you work for a cartel.
air ambulance just came in for a landing buds
hope they're alright
>>74300977
I'd kill lots of people if I could get away with it.
>>74301024
My message was directed at Canadians, United Statians and Mexicans
>>74301245
but i love u
>professor wont let me take a conflict exam so I can get paid to play an active shooter in SWAT drills all day with simunitions
>just noticed he also copyrights his syllabi
How do we stop autists from ruining everything
I keep a daily journal
sometimes I'll write in it for an hour or more each day
I usually never look back on anything I wrote
Why do I keep a daily journal
One reason I've found from May 11 of last year, a rather generic day:
>(I realized that I spent 40 minutes writing this, but I wanted to include any details I could remember. Perhaps it'd be worthwhile in the case that I suffer from amnesia one day, and the only proof of my past as I know (knew) it would be logged here safely in these entries. That, & it can also be therapeutic to keep a journal).
>>74301088
Thanks for reminding me to start practicing soldering now that it's warming up and I have better ventilation!
the state of these two yanks
>>74301326
It's good for your mind. I've been meaning to keep a journal of my sleeping/eating/mental state habits but I keep forgetting to order a journal.
>>74301323
I do have a TA who is willing to let me take a conflict exam behind his back but I hate to put her in that position where she could get in a lot of trouble if caught
Do I take the high road and miss out, buds?
>>74301323
What??
>>74301270
What do you know about love
the fuck is a conflict exam
>>74301523
When you cant make the original exam time so you take it at another time
>wake up
>only other class of the day is cancelled
neat
Wish I became a cop.
Not in a city though. Cities are disgusting.
>>74301625
wow are you racist or something
>>74301656
Ya
Not wanting to deal with gangs is racist.
Help I'm having a moral dilemma
>tfw somebody reminds you of girl butts
Need to go to the store but don't want to leave the house today. Canned corn and beef jerky it is.
>>74301711
What's wrong anon
Clearly you should seek advice from this general of depressed alcoholics
>>74301778
Is it you Washingdong?
I have a question I need help with
>>74301791
The average age on /cum/ is too young to be alcoholics
>>74301795
yes
>>74301791
I'll have you know I rarely drink
On the way home and my bike broke 2.5 miles away and it's 90 degrees out haha I'm gonna fucking kill myself
>>74301791
I'm straight edge m8
>>74301855
See
>>74301323
>>74301429
I'm having a moral dilemma and need guidance from a wise and hard working professional such as yourself
>>74301948
Just take the exam. Can you LARP school shooter another time?
>>74301948
Take the exam. The T.A. is intertwining her fate with yours, you can't help it if you hurt people by taking what you want.
>>74301982
>>74302066
I don't know how common this is
I figure I'll ask someone and see if I can do it another time. I imagine sometime in the next 2 yrs the opportunity will present itself once again
I was already leaning that way, thanks lads
I wanted to do this so bad ;____;
you lads reckon arbys in canada has the smoked meat mountain burger?
>>74302186
Yep
#imwithher
#Hillary2020
>Arbys
WE HAVE THE MEATS
Why does G-d do this to me
>>74302312
kek
because you're a loser
Mexicans are more trustworthy than Canadians
Well fml!!
Just last night the succ at 30°c
Now back in 9°c Germany and not one QT sandal wearing Taiwanese in sight
Is this a life worth living?
oh no
back to the filter with germany
>>74301419
I don't write in a physical journal. My handwriting is too sloppy for that (although it'd be good practice).
I just write in txt documents using EditPad Lite. A digital journal is more convenient for organization IMO. That way you can use keywords to search through all the entries & find a specific date/entry. Makes it easier to backup the whole journal, plus it could all be printed out for a personal autobiography eventually.
>>74302918
what emotion is this person trying to convey in the picture on the left??
>>74302927
that assumes you want to read it instead of collect your thoughts at the end of the day.
>>74302888
>>74302312
>IMG_XXXX.jpg
really makes you think
>>74303046
Mobile posting is the future
Basement dwelling freak
>>74303021
planning her mexican tricks
reminder to not fall for them
>>74303046
I'm ipadposting, is that really so bad?
Last night i dreamt bill clinton ran for office again and he looked even younger than he did in the 90's
>>74302888
How many total toes did you succ in taiwan?
wet dream?
>>74303155
Use clover
probably
>>74303546
a little bit yeah
gross
yeah i know, we should kill him
I wish I didn't have sexual desires.
>>74303707
chemical castration
>Ask yuropoor how they're doing
>Start telling me details of how their life is going
>Not just saying "good"
>>74303707
Same
>10 more hours before i can go to sleep and be one day closer to being a free man
>nice american tells me how i'm doing
>have a lot of trust for him so i start explaining my situation and problems
>he gets mad
>>74303021
It's more efficient for both, given you type faster than you write.
Digital is most useful for me. I often search for specific entries when I'm trying to remember something, whether whenever, wanting to connect ideas/events in my writing or wanting to expand upon something that's been going on. Nothing wrong with pen and paper if you're not a meticulous faggot and want to keep it simple.
>that assumes you want to read
I've kept my journal since 2015 yet haven't opened a bunch of random documents to read & revisit days since last night.
>>74303791
it's either "asks me how i'm doing" or
"tells me 'how are you doing?' "
in informal speech, you'll always go with the first. it would be strange if someone told you what you were doing.
>>74303791
>tells me how I'm doing
He ASKS you how you're doing.
LOL at the beach with the bf (him in the pic) haha.
I listen to 24/7 lofi hiphop streams on YT
>>74303992
literally me
i'm sorry you have bad taste
Migrate kindly
>>74304016
>>74304016
>>74304016
>>74303992
>wearing underwear on the beach instead of a speedo
>>74303968
Is that hospital-kun?
>>74304049
psh im better looking than that
>>74290591
>union college
My grandma's boyfriend used to work there. Schenectady is a shithole fyi and the college is full of super rich kids.