/brit/

maisie

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>>74266449
>SPERM
SPERM

>no edition
>linking it early
>not making it obvious you're linking the new

state of you, can tell you haven't made a thread before

I love dicks

have VERY itchy bollocks

>>74266532
bit gay

made bernaise sauce
don't know why this is considered high class because it was easy to make desu

>>74266522
i mean people will wear multiple pieces of technology and they will all communicate together and act as a unified whole
there might still be a primary component sort of like a phone but it will be used less and less in favour of the other things

>>74266530
I've made loads, and they have all proven popular as evidenced by the fact that most of them receive at LEAST several hundred posts. You don't know who you are in the presence of, so I suggest you keep it shut in future.

>>74266547
liking dicks literally isn't gay

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>made bernaise sauce

>a woman that doesn't understand competition
IMAJUN MOI SUHPROIS

>>74266587
yeh fair enough

seen any decent ones recently?

>>74266581
look at you, talking like mr. big on the internet

meet me down in wakey and you'll be sleepy

might heem myself as retribution for being an utter fuckwit

Imagine having a beautiful girlfriend.

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>>74266537

>>74266706
quite literally cannot fathom such a reality

funny how so many retarded christfag republican politicians idolize an outspoken atheist

just told my mom to go fuck herself with her cell phone in the elevator

managed to bait several autismos with the exact same response to a post as i'd done the day before

state of the autismos

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you know that feeling when you really really want to see someone get blacked

>>74266676
Just give me a time and address.
No need to worry about me spotting your ugly mug.

Lads, what's your favourite poleaboo arc? Amusement park for me.

https://youtu.be/e_6j_BESRzc?t=2132
Forgot to link the paedo interview videos to the lads who asked for them in the last thread. Skipped to a good part for you.

would be quite crazy if Marine Le Pen won

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>single linking

>>74266811
when /brit/ bullied him into buying new bedsheets

>>74266782
cell phones don't work in elevators dumbass

>>74266811
University arc, that was when he was at his most raw

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>>74266706
Imagine having friends and stuff

>>74266799
me faking confidence on the right

>>74266811

when he posted his wang

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>>74266846

>Spiderman bedding

>>74266811
Terrorist arc was the most exciting

>>74266887
they'll only disapoint you, anon

>>74266811
The 2 days he worked for royal mail before getting arrested and quitting while crying

>>74266853
They physically cease to exist?

>>74266916
>not naming this image 'japanese hug'

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poo wank arse bum!

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>>74266449
>Ayn Rand

I do not believe jew lies.

don't mind me lads just remembering all the times i fucked up x

>>74266799
are they murrican or sth?

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>>74266916
>Spiderboo

>>74266901
good lad Sadiq

day of the clamp soon

>>74266962
I do

>>74266950
willy lol

>>74266823
yeah you joke but it is actually a pretty underrated series in here. get schwifty wasn't a great episode as far as the rest of the show goes but the first 2 seasons had some pretty solid humour and fantastic exposition of a lot of flawed but relatable characters (and rick is just awesome man cmon)

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There's only one person who can stop Anthony Joshua now

rly makes u think

>>74267008
>and rick is just awesome man cmon

reddit

post basslines

t. 「R a s h e e d」

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>rick is just awesome man cmon

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>rick is just awesome man cmon

>>74267048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ

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since the vast majority of space debris, both natural and made by us, is made of metal, then wouldn't an extremely strong electromagnet be the best way to protect our space ships from it

what in gods name is a fuckboy

>>74266811
for me it's the iconic stalking incident

>>74267038
>>74267087
>>74267091
too fucking easy

I own this thread

business idea: put your sexual orientation, race and gender in the name field

>>74267048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSSktaM7qQI

>>74267095
they could just make the ship out of diamond so it's strong enough to take the impact

Literally anything anti-Trump will get ridiculous upvotes on reddit

its an absurdity

>>74267139
ahh yes, the best years of your life

>>74267111
a male who is only interested in obtaining sex from a woman, rather than any romantic relationship

>>74267142

>>74267111
nothing has meaning

on s2 e4 of the leftovers. if jill gets blacked i'm not watching anymore

>>74267157
but debris travels at at least 18km/second, could be much faster if the ship is heading towards it

doubt any man-made or naturally occurring material could deflect something going that fast, 2bh

Favourite sex position lads?

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>>74267139
you're not me, stop that
i was just wondering why /brit/ refuses to give the show a chance, just because it seems to have some bad rep on 4chan
and there's always an underlying reddit boogeyman in any 4chan thread

>>74267095
and how do you protect the ship from the magnet?

just vomitted until nothing more came out, to offset the cake.

why don't brits have redditflags

>>74267223
On my back using my right hand, sock laid on my belly to catch the cum

>>74267223
the hunched over the computer wanking to questionable porn

*coughs*

>>74267223
Cowboy

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>>74267164
they've lost their collective minds if you ask me

i like to enter anti-trump threads and sort comments by controversial. it's incredible what i read on there. they say the most ridiculous things without a hint of irony

>>74267111
alpha minus

>>74267048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKhxkbBAn_k

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Never realised how gorgeous Preston was until I saw aerial photos. Blessed to live here.

>>74267223
I love them all mate, I have so much sex I just see it all as a blur

Anon, whadda you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!

*farts*

>murkin govt provide niggers and latinos with free apartments in the cities while letting their destitute whites wallow in informal caravan parks in the middle of nowhere

and they wonder why they elected a literal circus clown as president

>>74267319
communist

>>74267223
Missionary

>>74267223
Doggy for the animalistic feeling and view of the bumhole, missionary for intimacy

t. virgin

>>74267223
doggy

hate missionary don't feel anything
i like that position where you're both lying on your side

anytime i had a girl riding my dick, my dick was never in a comfy position

>>74267342
eww stinky lol

>>74267352
But that's nonsense

>>74267352
Ireland is the only country in Europe in which the majority of homeless are natives.

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>>74267356
uprising soon, brother

>>74267223
you've probably never heard of it

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>Get in comrade, we're making Britain red again.

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>>74267223

>>74267352
trump only won because hillary was the most corrupt candidate ever to run for president

>>74267410
tinkers don't even want homes

no idea who to vote for

*stabs the poster below in the face*

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>>74267447
Already got my ride mate.

>>74267447
hmmm gone for the greentext this time good choice

>>74267504
Then don't bother voting

>>74267498
tinkers aren't natives, by their own admission

>>74267504
tories

>>74267457
this is the winner for me at the moment, didn't realise it was called that. Was doing it this morning hehe

>>74267352
Tbf would still rather live in a trailer park, the nigs destroy those buildings, tossing trash everywhere, vandalising everything and just generally being subhuman scum. In Cabrini Green there was literally such a large toxic buildup of garbage in the stairwells that they had to send a HazMat team to clean it up. Not to mention the endemic crime problem, murders, drug dealers taking over whole swathes of the buildings and random other atrocities (google "Girl X Chicago").

Of course the buildings would be fine if they would just take care of them or have any sense of social responsibility, but nigs gonna nig.

just watched the entire iron fist series in one sitting
very good

just realised how many video games and movies there are where the nazis are the bad guys

it suddenly makes sense why the greater public hates anything /pol/ or the Alt Right stands for

*votes tactically*

>>74267555
i find it hard to believe there are more native irish homeless than there are pikeys
unless pikeys aren't counted as homeless?

>>74267489
Trump won because of racial resentment amongst Whites.

>>74267588
Really funny that you actually wrote this novel
Twat

>>74267223
the one where you curl up and cry

>>74267637
aww, cena, come out...

>>74267666
I'm sure many posters read it and enjoyed it sweaty :^)

business idea: move to Jackson Heights, New York

the DLR was a mistake

>>74267631
They aren't. There are more homeless Irish than homeless pakis, gooks and nignogs because they're provided with free social housing over the Irish.

>>74267644
easy argument to fall for but the same people who elected obama also elected trump(that is important counties in swing states like PA, FL, OH, MI, NC, etc)

Just bought an easter egg
somebody stop me im out of control

>>74267709
shut your mouth

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>work tomorrow

>>74267748
*arrests you*

>>74267779
No anon, you've forgotten that it's a bank holiday tomorrow.

>>74267706
yeah, no

>>74267733
>irish people survived the famine to be treated as outcasts in their own country
feels bad man

>>74267048
BUB DUB WEEEE BUB BUB

>nonce porn was legal in japan until 1989
what the actual fuck

>>74267803
lots of people work on bank holidays

>>74267739
Those swing states were won because the republicans cracked down on voter fraud , lowering the dem turn out

>>74267815
love that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQtO6R4qkg0

>>74267836
lots of immigrants maybe

sadiq khant has drained TfL dry

yet they want to carry out Crossrail 2, the Bakerloo, Northern and Metropolitan extensions, as well as a proposed DLR extension

nuts. they should just place suburban routes like South West/Southern lines in the hands of Overground

>>74267833
It was legal in a couple of Scandi countries (Sweden and Denmark?) in the 70s as well, most of the extant nonce porn was produced in those countries during that time period

>>74267833
it was legal to only possess until 2014

>>74267810
And all because of a single Jew.

bantering russians and turkroaches with my language """skills"""

turkroaches can't take banter for shit and the russians don't fight back (it's like banter with a timid depressed NEET)

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Think the girl on the left is proper fit, nearly perfect even. Have I got shit taste in women?

>>74267934
>Have I got shit taste in women?
I'm afraid so, yes

>>74267833
I think it's still legal to own it in Denmark, but not produce it. Some weird shit like that.

who's gonna drive you home?

>>74267934
would date either
>tfw lonely

lads

did you consume any alcohol this weekend

>>74267934
Yes. I definitelywould but she's a 5 or 6/10.

>>74267868
how has he drained them dry?

>>74268018
Yes

>>74267934
what the fuck is wrong with you lad

>>74267982
i can see the logic behind that
simply possessing or copying existing child porn doesn't actually harm anybody

>>74268018
No, the stuffs bad for you

>>74268024
yee boiii

>>74268031
'nce

>>74268018
not just the weekend

>>74268018
30 pints or more

>>74267840
There's no evidence of US voter fraud anywhere near substantial enough to affect the outcome of presidential elections

>>74268031
nonce

>>74268031
Creates demand and generates income for the makers of it though you absolute spastic nonce

do you think its camwhores or ASMR girls who make the most money?

>>74267982
no it isn't

>>74267637
the best kev i've ever made

GET HIM GCHQ

>>74268104
Camwhores by a country kilometre

>>74268104
The top 1% of ASMR girls make more money.

But in general, camwhoring will make you more money than ASMR

>>74268018
I'm teetotal

>>74268089
evidence is for cucks and sjws

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>>74267447

>>74268115
Wonderful craftsmanship on the cupboard door. Fair play to you.

>>74268072
>>74268092
just stating the obvious

>>74268097
i said possession and copying
production, distribution, and acquisition should obviously be illegal

>>74268031
disgusting paedo
get the fuck out the thread, you vile filth

>>74268035
quite liked her ariel rp

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hmm

>>74268135
>>74268138
what about female twitch streamers? reckon they make numbers

>>74268164
>possession and copying

Ah yes, and this just appears on your computer out of thin air, delivered by the nonce fairies?

>>74268089
Love that your post implicitly admits that there's a lot of US voter fraud.

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>>74267447
nah i'm sorted thanks jezza

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>>74268161
cheers mate, this is my 2nd favourite x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

>>74267927
You sound like a wanker

NEW

>>74265880
>>74265880
>>74265880

>>74268097
yeah, you hear about those CP capitalists all the time man

utter drooling retard

>>74268197
Again, top minority might make bank, but you have to run your particular niche

Camwhoring is easier and more universal so makes more money

>>74268202
that's irrelevant
i'm just saying that there is logic behind decriminalizing possession since there isn't any legal avenue to acquire it in the first place

>>74268205
It does no such thing

honestly if i were a girl i would make everything possible to become a succesful camwhore
blessed money

*writes a lie on a bus*

Can see myself having a mental breakdown in the morning

>>74268304
"Not enough" implies there is a substantial amount that just isn't as much as is needed to affect the outcome.

>>74268251
Seems that even a fairly unspectacular Twitch girl can get a fair amount of money, and still have some degree of dignity. Once you've slide a live mouse up are your arse for strangers on the World Wide Web, there's no going back.

>>74268286
dont you think that an individual who possesses child pornography is a clear threat to children?

>>74268326
Jog on nonce

>>74268232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONjldGVkW3k

loving this new 5 star service you get at hospitals lads, beds are so much freer without all the euros taking them up

Haha lads I think I've done a cheeky fall in love with my gf, never going to live this down haha

>>74268409
Bit gay.

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Want to stick my penis in a woman lads

>voter fraud exists = muh 3 million illegals

>>74268394
>>74268336
christ it was a joke you utter spastic, no need to get so upset
crease that you posted twice in a row about the same thing because you were just that upset

>>74268429
Bit gay.

>>74268140
no joke?
was at a party last night and I think every male 15 or older was absolutely fucked

>>74268429
bit gay

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492969240890.webm

>>74268409
You: falling in love
Her: wishing Tyrone would pound her bum

Always enjoy the political posts (sarcasm).

>>74268449
fuggg
u godd me
didn't do the first post though, the bus is a great source of rage though

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>>74268461
>every male 15 or older was absolutely fucked
why were you at a party where under 15s were present

Is there such thing as northern irish nationalism? so people who don't want to be part of UK or united with rest of Ireland? srs

>>74268429
you gay?

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you lads got any more of these?

I think the reason I'm border-line retarded is because my mother babied me too much. This realisation came about because I've started taking the bus, and I feel SO MUCH more confident since my mom's stopped dropping me off at work. I feel like my own man. I'm 23 and I've been living my entire life as a child with an over-affectionate mother.

find women VERY attractive lads

>>74268485
Tyrone: Looking to break his 3 game losing streak in Fifa

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>>74268429
incredibly bent post

>>74268504
He's a nonce. Heard he shagged a 12 year old once

>>74268504
uhh
wait
there was just one guy that was 15 and nobody younger than him

>>74268527
GAY

eating jammy dodgers now

>>74268480
yankees are an interesting breed

>>74268572
shagged a 15yo 2bh

>>74268573
fuck off nonce, had enough of your vile filth

>>74268593
mate throw them away
im serious, check bbc news
throw them away

i could down a pint or two of lager atm, ngl

>>74267389
>i like that position where you're both lying on your side
yeah this is my favourite desu, i'm lazy af

Anyone else here /barelyfunctioningsocially/? I don't see many of us around, but we're just trying to get by in a bleak existence.

I can't talk to someone longer than a minute without my voice breaking.

me and the lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493029955423.webm

soulja boy is underrated

>>74268636
fuck of neet
>>74268666
mhm same 2bh

>>74268694
stop wanking and get your test levels up, lad

>have to come to /brit/ because /britfeel/ is doing some autistic fake election roleplay

So, how bout that sex or whatever

>>74268506
can someone fucking answer this please

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>>74268429
>>74268455
>>74268463
>>74268513
>>74268568
You lads seem QUITE confused as to what does and does not constitute "gay"

>>74268708
(You)

>>74268694
I think it might be a legitimate mental illness, but I like to pretend my brain's fine, and it's just me that's broken. Hehe.

>>74268645
what are you on lad

>>74268480
haha is the one where he tries to eat raw chorizo

>>74268694
>>74268737
>>74268778
All me.

>that gay yank refusing to admit his gayness

>>74268770
>>>/lgbt/

>>74268772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Da4Lav9_8

tell me this isn't beautiful

lads
have one tips on how to cool a beer quick?

I wash my hair once a month AMA

>>74268869
wrap it in a paper towel and put it in the fridge x

>>74268869
>Iceland
>land of ice
>can't cool something down

>>74268694
>tfw incredibly good socially
>but only if someone talks to me first
It's a curse.

>>74268874
How many times per month do you wash your hair?

>>74268896
you need to wrap it in WET paper towels you dickhead

>>74268859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA

tell me THIS isn't beautiful

>>74268874

baby shit
took the no-poo pill over a year ago and now i thrive

Do we like Game Grumps?

>>74268827
bit gay this

>>74268915
Are you doing an ironic again?

>>74268874
i wash once every two months

>>74268783
was just mucking you about because i want some jammy dodgers and if i can't have them NO ONE should

just cried lads

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>>74268915
>pc music

How many sentences can you guys go without your voice getting really high and it gets hard to think?

I literally cannot talk to someone longer than about 60 seconds without sounding like I'm literally handicapped. Not diagnosed with anything.

I'm heavily ashamed of myself.

You can attract flies with honey, but you can attract more honies being fly - Ancient Chinese Proverb

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anyone have the /wsg/ webm of the parrot stomping its feet to some music

>>74268945
Computer games are the devil - those who construct great shrines to the devil are devil worshippers.

>>74268979
*hugs*

>>74268957
I wear my heart on my sleeve lad no smoke and mirrors with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egS5AjIZbzo

>this bent bogan who does not like pcm

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gf just sent me this

Aeropressed out my first coffee of the day
How do you do your Home Coffee?

>this flaming frog who can't get down with a. g. cook

i see a opp ill drop him right here -great mufti of istanbul keith cozart

>>74268968
oh haha
50p reduced as well, bet that sparks your envy x

Pretty sure I'm mentally ill, lads. Haha. Just fell through the cracks. I belong in the loony bin, me.

>>74268999
my voice is low and doesn't do that, you're just weird

I don't want to pay council tax REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NEED some nasheeds lads

Fucking I miss Babestation

>>74269106
Xtreme Mixology is very good
otherwise its noncy

I haven't used shampoo in my hair for months, it's better than ever ama

>>74268374
it's certainly strong evidence when it comes to prosecuting for production/distribution/acquisition or for showing intent for e.g. molestation

that being said, i can't come up with a case that involves intentional possession without intentional acquisition, so it probably doesn't make a difference either way

>>74266449
>a woman telling me what a man should do
into the bin

*bleaches my skin*

Don't think I'm ready to face this working week
Will somebody please end it all?

>>74269103
that dress and those shoes look tacky and cheap desu

Clarkson has such a weird face
I cant pin it down, theres something odd

>>74269113
seething

Any racists ITT?

>>74269154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tonD8PUzkAA
no idea what it means but it sounds melancholic

>>74269220
This is beyond bit gay territory

>>74269265
why, u interested?

trying to watch phoenix nights but its too depressing

>>74269258
slightly but not hugely, definitely not /pol/

>>74269154
here you are mate
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493586141904.webm

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>slightly but not hugely, definitely not /pol/

>>74269263
thanks but al nusra isn't usually my taste x

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>>74269227
He just looks British

>>74269349
afro twink

>>74269349
He looks so fucking strange

>>74269131
I think it's a mental illness. I've always convinced myself I'm normal, and it's just a failure of my personality, but I've been fighting it all my life and I still have difficulty communicating. I think it might actually be autism, or a similar brain abnormality. I don't think my brain works like a regular humans.

I'm not going to talk shit about being perfect just the way I am. I wish I wasn't a genuine retard, but I am. I wish I could communicate with ease, but it's something that wracks my nerves and strains my sense. In the wild, I wouldn't have made it. Natural selection would have weeded out sad specimens like myself.

>>74269349
His legs are so slender

>>74269325
fuck off

>>74269349
thin girls are GOAT

>>74268374
>>74269168
i guess i forgot to directly answer your question
no, i don't, if they somehow came into possession of it without doing anything to support the industry and if they haven't messed with any kids themselves

>>74269407
All Frenchmen think that

>>74269407
All* women** are wonderful***
*95%
** 18+
*** good for sitting on my face

my bollocks are intact

>>74269493
A blank canvas full of potential

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>>74269390
lad calm down, remember anyone who isn't close to you doesn't matter, speak to them like you would a hamster or goldfish