/asean/: I want a wife

El ForetANO

Bonjour!

>>74165388
mintak mak;
isteri seorang;
saya mau kawin kerna dh tak tahan ;^)

السَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ

TITIT PEYANG

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stop being brown

>>74165585
saiz pe tu?
hahahaha!!

>>74165588
Fact: Hitomi Tanaka grows as she gets older
>year 2040, Granny Tanaka with gigantits owo

I'm glad that impersonator is gone.

>>74165609
stop being a non-country.
pick a side la, France or Netherlands?

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My wife

>>74165722
>>74165609
>2:04
why Belgium was created

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYiOCctlPR0

Also recommend watching the whole video, Al Murray might act like a typical ignorant lower class UKIP voter, but he's smart in his jokes.

WE WUZ INVITED TO /ASEAN/ N SHEEIT
>>74165658
Ah, kys

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>>74166272
Selaman datang, mata sipit!
Ah, kys.

>>74166272
mala ren hamkacham

bath?

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>>74166272
HOL UP WE WUZ BRITS 'N SHEEEIT
Hello, colony 12 Hong Kang.

>>74166439
SOMBATH SOMOPHONE IS A GOOD REFORMIST THAT LAOS NEEEED!

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>>74166439

>>74165388
flipbros how do i get a foreign gf?

any advice?

>>74166500
bee urself

>>74166485
I think the same but unironically. Good reformists (especially civil soviety) are needed all the time in any country.

>>74166566
YES! I DO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE SOME COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENTS THAT SURROUND HIS DISAPPEARANCE.

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>Islamic socialism
wut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_socialism

Talk too much, you'll disappear.

>>74166700
>Islamic socialism is a term coined by various Muslim leaders to describe a more spiritual form of socialism. Muslim socialists believe that the teachings of the Qur'an and Muhammad—especially zakāt—are compatible with principles of economic and social equality. They draw inspiration from the early Medinan welfare state established by Muhammad. Muslim socialists found their roots in anti-imperialism. Muslim socialist leaders believe in the derivation of legitimacy from the public.

Self explanatory.

>>74165585
>>74165636
>>74165722
>>74165757
>>74166428
>>74166506
>>74166768


>>74166998

people always i cannot become a little girl because I'm a boy, I say "fuck you" to all of them and fly away to become princess

>>74167128
fuck off

>>74165636
saiz kau abe
hahaha

>>74167128
You can be a princess once you eat cock

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>But, Anon, I can't let you in my room if you're still living with your parents. I want a strong independent man, not a crybaby boy in my life.

i want my toothache gone

>>74167555
Slap her and tell her to learn her place.
>555

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>>74167644
>So, Anon. *Gulp* you got a job yet? Stop asking your parents for allowance. You graduated years ago. You should be earning for yourself by now and giving me foods.

>No indon making semen padang thread on /sp/
I'm disappointed

When will this asean meme end? It's literally a shit copy of EU and no country is significant in any field

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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>>74165609

>>74167773
None of Indons here browse /sp/ famalam.

>>74166619
Gommunism will remove kebabs. Glory! News at 10.

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>>74167829
>When will this asean meme end?

as soon as it's not a meme anymore

I fucking hate newfags.

How do you feel about itasha cars?

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> Megacorruption case e-ID card
> lost my ID-card

JUST

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>>74168101
How long you've been here senpai?
>Tfw used to shitpost in Bahasa Indonesia thread in text board.
What the fuck am i doing with my life.

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Literally who: the general

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>>74168284

>>74165388
can I marry a southeast asian muslim girl? how do they feel about arab guys?

>>74168251
Got meme'd into 4chan in 2009. Took some break from it many times, now please remove your proxy Taufik.

>>74168351
You'll get better chance in Malaysia, especially if you are the son of an oil sheik and very handsome.

>>74168351
Malaysia would welcome you.

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FUCK
MARRY
KILL

>>74168531
Recruit all to party.

Who else here don't live in city/urban area? I live in a bumfuck nowhere next to a town of 20000 people.

>>74158291
MY FUCKING SIDES.
My mom also force me to marry her chosen girl if I'm 27 and still single.

Si kancil meloncat. Gooooool!

>>74168531
headpat, headpat, ignore

>>74168709
What if you get a qt? Wouldn't that solve everything?

>>74168531

Friend Kill Marry

ngelawak gan?

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got an important test tommorow at uni, wish me luck guise

>>74168888
I wouldn't argue with quads

>>74168758
The problem is me. I can get qt Indog gf easily if I want to.
But I'm not ready to start my own family yet. I want to enjoy my free independent life a little bit more.

FYI the girl that my mom want to introduce to me is Med Student.

>>74168931
you're not gonna make it.

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>>74169005
W-why you have to be so harsh senpai, miracle happens sometimes ..

>>74169003
You have a job or something?

>>74169003
Med students are wild in the sack, you're set for life. Just tell the bitch your sick fetishes, she'll either be put off or both of you can enjoy it. Either way its a win win for you. If she's put off you're free to do whatever if she likes it you can have kinky sex all your married life.

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>>74169003
>is Med Student.

>>74166500
My brother actually has a qt Welsh gf. I think he mentioned that they met on omegle lmao

>>74168931
Stop browsing 4chan.

>>74168531
Fuck, Anal, Fuck.

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>>74169150
well then, will do unironically if i pass this one, just wish me luck and i'll say farewell to you guys

>>74167829
>It's literally a shit copy of EU
But asean came first.

>>74169263
Good luck then.

>>74169061
Of course I have.

>>74169064
>>74169118
Sorry, she's already graduated.
So, she's basically a doctor now.

>>74168531
Befriend, befriend, befriend

>>74167326
kahkahkah lawak be ni!
balik kelate ke malam ni?

>>74167630
*poof* no more teeth = no more toothache

>>74168531
not real, not real, not real

>>74169331
Are you good looking? Is the doctor qt?

>>74169332
Why are you lying, you lesbian?

>>74169396
hahaha ye kut

>>74169422
this, pls respond indonon

>>74169435
Not lying at all, I swear! I don't want to genuinely romance anyone.

>>74169422
>>74169475
>Are you good looking?
Slightly better than average I guess. Only slightly.
My imouto's girl friend told her that I'm similar to Glenn Alinskie. (I don't see any similarity, 2bh).
>inb4 I'm not chinks

>Is the doctor qt?
My mom is not some kind of person who will hand over her beloved son to ordinary girl.
Seriously though, my mom is too possessive of me.

That's enough guys. I'm not gonna continue my blog posting.

>>74169669
You only feel sexually attracted to your own drawings, amirite?

>>74169782
I'm like one of those Japanese female artists like Tsunako when it comes to drawings. I simply think the girls are cute as long they don't do things like sex. :)

>>74169857
Don't you want to do things like sex?

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>>74169761
Why would you deserve this med student anon ?

>>74169893
No, but I do know things about it. One person in the past threads called me a sexually repressed person.

>>74169893
Every girl secretly wants the BFC
Big Forêt Cock

>>74170196
What do you know when you don't want to things like it?

>>74170202
>lying on the internet

>>74170257
>What do you know when you don't want to things like it?
I don't know the reason clearly but:
1. I'm still a virgin at 21 and still unsure about romance.
2. Personal family and religious reasons. My family thinks porn is not good, however I tale some researchs about it without having anyone else knowing why.

>>74170419
Honest question, do you love the gook?

>>74170471
I like him as a friend only.

>>74170494
Well, he is clearly in love with you and this is how you repay him? Do you want him to hang himself?

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>>74168004
>>74169286
So you all are making asean great?

>>74170525
I don't want to romantically flirt with everyone, I just want to be liked by everyone and make lots of friends.

>>74170419
You should try sticking a decently sized tube in your poon just to see how it feels.
Trust me, I'm a sex conoisseur.

>>74170628
Wow even if you'll still be virgin in the end? Anyway you should listen to this sexpert >>74170636.

>>74170636
It's haram. My family thinks It's okay to talk about sex as an education topic but not okay for everything else. It is even prohibited to have sex before marriage.

>>74170824
You should try it at least once, I heard it feels GOOOOOOOD.

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Is it easy finding hot trannies in cebu or do I need to go for manilla for that?

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Ammari sowasowa shinaide.
Anata wa itsudemo kyorokyoro.
Yosomi o suru no wa yamete yo!
Watashi ga dare yori ichiban
Suki yo... suki yo... suki yo!
suki yo... suki yo... suki yo...
suki yo... suki yo... suki yo...
suki yo... suki yo... suki yo!

El MatoiANO

>>74170987
Dude, people go to Thai for trannies.

>>74170824
>>74170728
This nigga gets it.

>>74170987
>flipnong tranny
Are you even trying Amsterdam-kun?

>>74170987

Look online, don't be dumb. They are fucking desperate that they advertise themselves everywhere.

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sister got a white bf

>>74171269
And you? What do you have?

>>74168531
fuck
marry
kill myself

>>74170987
Cebu is the hiv island capital of Philippines.
It will be easy for you to find what you're looking fir.

>>74171522

How long does it take on average for an HIV+ person to die?

Give wife pls

Lagu bes brader.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNmkqgSwxQc

Share ape you dengar bro.

>>74171269
do you glad for her?

>>74170494
Good enough.
No consent needed, you're coming with me, young lady.

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>>74170419
"""""""research"""""""

>>74171778
start2 aq ingat nasyid cb

>>74171778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cl9EuB1TXM

>>74171781
No. Because my parents sold her to him to fund my education

>>74171778
>>74171854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iwugQvrp9M

>inb4 weeb

>>74171891
how much she cost?

>>74171891
Classic Anglo!

>>74170419

>unsure about romance

If you haven't felt "love" even once in your 21 years of living then you have no hope. Are you socializing with irl people of both genders to some extent? No not these """"""people"""""" ITT

>>74171891

5/10 made me reply you best be joking

>>74171778
pretty gud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06BzOpvwmg&list=PLfimnwaZdumhqS15BAeVqz6YDKEWFdubp

>>74172000
£100,000

>>74172101
I am serious. I don't like it. That is my pure imouto

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>>74172066
Do autist know what is love?

>>74172066
I tried to have a crush with some Caribbean guy in elementary school but I don't understand what romance properly mean besides mouth kissing. In the end it is not real romance.

>Are you socializing with irl people of both genders to some extent?
I do, but I only like them as friends, some are close even.

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>>74172066
I'm a person too anon despite my flaws.

>>74172190
>£100,000
Damn, that must be 100% PURE GRADE A+ CLASS pussy your sister must be having.

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What did I miss?

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indon research paper or thesis requirement
>must at least 5 journals reference, all of them must have same theme and theory
>strict rules, strict indicator
>must use matrix of thesis
>Result: stucked into same and lame research ideas

other countries (especially the first world ones) research paper or thesis requirement
>different themes
>not so strict rules
>"pls make a cool research, as long you have good reference and theories anon......"
>Result: Various ideas


JUST

>>74172245

>but I don't understand what romance properly mean besides mouth kissing

I see, but at least you realize that that's BS.
You're still young though so you can still prove me wrong.

>>74172291
She is a pure virgin Catholic who wanted nothing else but a caring Catholic husband. Not a fat obese bule who will treat her as his fleshlight

>>74172458
I never genuinely experienced romantic love at all in my life, but I tenderlt love many people I know as family members and friends.

>>74172066
what the fuck are you about? you are talking to a turbo autist not some normie

>>74172467
How do you know if she's a virgin?

>>74172535
the french are a decadent people, best look for love elsewhere

>>74172190

That shame for literally selling your sister for deyum programs is synonymous for letting a tranny decimate your boypussy. How do you plan to handle living properly from now on? Does your conscience not eat you inside?

>>74172535

>but I tenderlt love many people I know as family members and friends

Yes this is not romance. This love is different and not the one we're talking about even though it's also a very strong emotion.

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Asian idol are kawaii desu

>>74172535
Wow, you're just like me. I never experience romantic love too. I don't know what is love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

>>74172627
How do you know it? I've often seen couples getting along whenever I go to major places.

>>74172636
I didn't do it. It was my parents who did it!

>>74172556
My priest inspect every Sunday :^)

>>74172777
Never thought that catholic priests are also into something that isn't prepubescent boys.

>>74172729
then why you so ronery?

>>74171891
>>74172467
>>74172777
Stop pretending to be me

>>74172886
He used to check my peepeen before I was Baptized

>>74166700
>>74166768
wtf i love islam (ic socialists) now

>>74172997
Did he also insert his peepee into your poopoo?

>>74173062
Yes. Kimochi desu

>>74172994
MOO!

>>74172986
What I meant is that the French aren't always so decadent about romance.

>>74173465
How is your country btw?
From what I've seen on liveleak, Paris and the neighbouring regions are infested with nigger chimps.

>>74172542

I have an autistic auntie with a strange face but has a working family. I know what I'm talking about

>>74173714
Haven't been in any other part of France besides Ile-de-France but from what I've seen in Paris and the few other cities nearby, I still think ethnic French make up for nearly half of the population. Also the Black population you are talking about are mostly descended from the former French colonies of Africa and there are some Chinese, Khmer and Vietnamese living there as well.

>>74173886
Ah, alright. Thanks for the clarification.

>>74173886
Do the cities always look romantic and shit during the nights?

>>74172715
CUTE! japs are the only cute east asians

>>74174571
Oi leaf, that one is the member of fucking chinese knockoff of AKB48.

>>74174476
Not really like the foreign media depicts. Sure there are some places that are ideal for romance but the impression from Paris is more different than you think if you will go there.

>>74171269
"I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin." - Elliot Rodger, the prophet of the Beta Uprising, Psalms 27

>>74174695
Do women there wear beret and smoke?

>>74174695
Yeah, Paris syndrome.

>>74174760
When I was in Quebec, this woman whom I was stalking was a chain smoker. It was a rather unattractive habit but I was still able to get off a wank or two from her changing next to her bedroom window.

I'll become a rich comics artist and marry a white girl and make 12 Elliot Rodgers. Each of them will be in charge of the total destruction of each facet of humanity. When they will have accomplished their tasks, there will be a prolonged peace for everyone for eternity.

MAAAAAAATIIIII MUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAA

>>74174893
You can't match my level of autism. It is obvious to everyone that you're the fake one.

It's getting boring. You might as well quit now.

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>>74167720
grab her greasy fat mouth and tell her to give me more money and work longer you slut.

>>74174760
Only some of them wear berets (particularly in cold seasons), much less combined. However I've seen lots of adults and late teens smoking cigarettes.

>>74174695
even the nips thought it was overrated

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

>>74174932
Oh my fucking God. Why can't you just go away, you stupid Pinoy?

>>74174978
Do they also pungent like brie?

How to get a SEA gf?

My father has agreed to buy me an iPad Pro.
Jelly my dear third-worlders?

>>74175007
ah, someone posted it already>>74174778

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I want French gf and I want her to whisper some French words to help me sleep tb.h

>>74175139
You can ask our local Frenchie to squeal in high-pitched french.

>>74174978
I'm thinking of moving to France. Are French women as easy to rape as Quebecoise women?

l'otre drapo coréen et le fo, o ca tu te fé avoir

>>74174978
>>74175187
watch out frenchie, the korean gook has turned against you

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>>74175172
I actually don't like it when she does it, I wear earphones you know.

>>74175187
But you're not Arab nor Black.

>>74175267
it's your compatriot. don't be dumb.

>>74165509
Don't ever post again.

>>74175139
omelette du fromage

>>74171708
I dont when will you die?

>>74175307
lol our filthypino coconut computers can't handle proxies

>>74175293
Maybe you should ask her real nice to whisper to your ears.

>>74175139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4n7nyPQ1WI

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>>74175394
I wish I could speak French, such a relaxing language when you whisper it

>>74175394
Why do I find this video creepy?

>>74175347
The other guy is that delusional pinoy shitposter. Don't reply to him.

flipbong and autistic french

Set up at meetup in either London or Paris. It's fairly close. Then you two take each other's virginity.
Your offspring will look splendid, filipino + white + moroccan + whatnot. I'm genuinely interested as an anthropologist.

Tenez un rendez-vous à Londre ou à Paris, puis dépucelez-vous.
Votre bébé sera splendide, philippin, blanc, marocain et je ne sais quoi. je lui serais tellement intéréssé comme anthropologiste.

Do it fags

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What's wrong with these autistic worst corean tripfaggots?

>>74174893
>>74174896
Real one post a picture of yourself pls

Can everyone stop shitposting for once?

Plastic gook need to fuck off, like right now.

>>74175617
I had to start tripfagging after the crazy pinoy started pretending to be me from his proxy and voila! he started tripfagging as well. Merde!

>>74175729
I got into contact with the drawfag indonesian. He is done with your shitty thread and so am I. No one is missing out on anything so don't think you can act like a petty proprietor. Now we live in the world of drawings.

I construct my dream with iPad Pro and you stay in your jungles with your metered Internet. Ha.

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What the fuck, there's no fucking way to differentiate between these faggots.

That's fucking it, I quit 4channing.

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>>74174722
>tfw sawher bf holding her ass

>>74176086
hold her bf's ass and see how she likes it

>>74175990
Hah. I am getting a MacBook pro not an iPad. I am the real one because junglefags cannot afford MacBooks.

>>74176150
>applecuck

Dumb tripposter.

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>non asean posters in my /asean/

>>74176111
You don't get it do you? She is now a bule sex slave

>>74175990
shoot both of em, for all we know they're BOTH flips hiding behind proxies

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>>74176202
pls stop pretending to be me

>>74176202
And now, you have to make them both your sex slave.

The cock is strong and hard to beat. You will surely conquer this hardship but only if you try.

>>74176280
I can't. I need monie to buy her back

I don't find my treasure here.

I hope your life will be okay, schizo-brit-bong, assuming you didn't lie.

Bye, everyone. You'll see me somewhere on the Internet, if fate wills.

>>74176712
N-no don't go! Shitposters are the lifeblood of 4chan!

>>74176712

Good. Please go and stay go.

>>74170987
dont
the trannies are shit tier here

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>>74165388

>>74165388
anons hows the love life?


still single here

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>>74175729
>Plastic gook
Oh my sides

>>74178433
Я Д R E
Д
R
E

>>74178736
Coвceм ayтиcт? Tyт нac 4 или 5 yжe

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>got called ugly by gyarus when I was jhs student
>lost confidence on my face since then
>tfw I always despite people that calls me handsome because I believe they're telling a lie or being sarcastic
Even if they're just trying to cheer me up but it makes me uncomfortable. Really childhood experiences are really affected in your adulthood.

>>74179840
Do u have brown skin?

>>74179910
More like tanned skin than your average brown skin, and it only for the sun-contacted skin. My sun-uncontacted skin is pale.

>>74180106
That's Southeast Asian ethnic groups for you.

>>74179840

Post your face or a part of your face here then, we'll easily get rid of your discomfort. We can be rude fucks since we'll always tell the truth but if we see that you're actually handsome you owe us a punch in your face so we can really make it ugly

>>74180177
This. I hope I can masturbate to it

>>74179840
How tall are you? Is there any Indon actor who is most similar with you?

>>74180150
Ah, the prodigal slut appears.

>>74180177
No, I dislike attention-whoring by posting my picture.

>>74180290
About 170 cm, I guess.
I can't think of it honestly. I rarely watch any tv now.

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>>74180569
>170cm

>>74180569
Wew, you are slightly above average but very shorter than me. Let me guess, you have no gf.

How to get qt ASEAN gf(male)?

>>74180650
If u are complete autist with sociophobia, it doesnt matter how tall u are

>>74180681
Like I said, I don't have any confidence because of my childhood experience.

>>74180569

It's only attention whoring when no one asked you for it. You're good to post it now so we can try to solve your problem.

>>74180761
Hi Central Asian-kun.

>>74180767
You see, I was like you once. Fat nerdy looking kid until I grow up and be chad-looking guy with 189cm height. Just forget about it man, they aren't being sarcastic, be confident, think about your redeeming qualities like how smart you are and shit.

I thought I farted but I shit and now it's squishy when I sit, I got poop all in my crack and little on my sack, I thought I farted but I shit

>>74180831
It's pronounced "steppe nigger".

>>74181002
Dogeater with plastic face

>>74180959
congratulations, you are passed as US citizens now

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>>74181002
Are u hungry bro? Look, veri dericious doge

>>74181235
7/10
would boil alive

>>74178300

How old are you and how many 3DPD have you met and dated already?

>>74181235
Kek, use rook instead of look, that's how gooks speak engrish.

>>74180736
unironically go to thailand

>tfw not born japanese and doing cool nippon things.

>>74183739
I do the same so you aren't the only one.

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Hey Capitalist pigs,
My name is Lenin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, greedy, morons who spend every second of their day stealing money from us proles. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than oppressing the workers just because you we got more pussies than you.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was the leader of the revolutionary movement, and created my own socialist utopia. What have you done in your life, other than “Wasting money that isn't even yours”? I also have statues of me scattered in Soviet Union, and have a banging hot pussy (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my pussy

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Is Youjo Senki worth the watch?

>>74186187

No. Have you read the novel? It's quite the shitshow that even SAO is better than it. Not memeing but the only thing that could keep it going is pedophilia.

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Pls notice me

Motherfucking earthquake again, man. Fucking hell.

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>>74187002

>>74187002
>cums in your butt

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>>74187395
How lewd

>>74187486
Hehehe ^///^

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post morning prayers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytE6xOzqUM

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>>74188850
Cucked by imoto ^////^

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>>74188781
I may have to punish you just for it.

>>74190040
You can punish me by forcing yourself on me

>>74167891
penjajah

TSUNAMIIIIIIII!

>>74190551
R U N

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>>74190228
I'll peg you instead.

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I don't think I look good, is this bait?

>>74191056
Senpai no!

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Could I pass as asean?

>>74165388
She kind of resembles the Japanese singer ELISA.

Good grief. 5 hours full of nothing but shitposts, /asean/ is ded

>>74192539
>Day not a hero

>It took this long where its meaningless now

Luls

>>74192539
kek

he cant stop winning

i wonder how the salty reddit right now

>>74193307
Great now we will great 5hrs more of butthurt bisaya dutartds tirade>>74192539

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>>74193505
No thread in the front page

When you search for lapulapu you only get
Duterte's commie narssistic award for shill, not even memeing

When will you get yours?

Morning rain

>>74193781
>downplaying Lapu Lapu
I'm kind of surprised this wasn't done earlier to be honest.

>>74193937
It degrades LapuLapu even more

Just imagine if china decides to take Palawan and Duerte agrees with cause "wala tayong magagawa dyan"

And some blog tier personality advocates for it he will basically a lapu lapu award.

They should have made it for the military

In other news, it seems our old friend is becoming more and more desperate to claim his not-so rightful place in a constitutionally powerless position.

>>74194107
No, I meant why there wasn't a holiday for Lapu Lapu earlier.

>>74165388

Another Asia megathread created

>>74195293

>>74186858
t. shit taste christcuck

>>74186187
Yes it's worth the watch.

jones long weekend mau ngapain nih?
masak cuman internetan doang
kwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwk

Zzzz

I ran into the side of a car today while driving on the highway AMA

>>74197152
>highway
Do you have highways? i though malaysians live in the jungles

>>74197152
did you ran into the side of a car today while driving on the highway?

>>74197152
when you run into the side of a car while driving on the highway?

>>74197152
can I MAKAN your KONTOL?

>>74197152
Did you bring your OKU card?

>>74197152
suicide bombing delay?

>>74197254
you got me f a m, i was swinging tree-to-tree, got distracted by this hot monkey picking her fleas, slammed headfirst into the guy's butt.

>>74197260
eh, more like bumper belakang.

>>74197274
just now.

>>74197303
will this bar me from getting a ticket?

>>74197320
i'm joining christ la

>>74197281
no pls

>>74197152
got pic for proof? Who's at fault?

>>74197363
Nope

>>74197429
>pics
none because I was panicking and my parents car doesn't have a dashcam.
>at fault
me, I got into the wrong lane and tried to merge, got too close and bump a hard bump on his bumper. I drove as fast as I could. I swear the guy was chasing after me, it was a Mercedes after all

>>74197465
>MAHARLIKA
bisayans will be angry

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So I helped my cousin get a fucking phone plan and he hasn't paid over 250 USD now the phone company is asking me to pay for said amount else they'll take legal action but its not my fucking phone. How fucked am I?

Shit was registered to me and my credit card.

Why do people like this exist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2hkS5UucDs

Hey idon is he /your guy/

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>>74187187
>>74190551
Davao?

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>>74197588
did you get away? If you get caught he's gonna make you pay more.

>>74197800
I hope I got away. Fuck this shit, instead of calming me down, dad berated me. The fuck did he think giving a newbie the wheel?!

Okay which one of you faggots here who make that cringey megabread?

>>74197862
>>74197862