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Grace

new thread, new me

need a bf

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owl legs

too FUCKING hot out

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Guess what this is a map of

really enjoy this new thread gimmick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCsv2hRvwcs
w2c punk gf who shouts into her telephone

love my dog lads but he has 5 years left tops

>>>74149011
glad we tried it for three or four minutes at least

might buy a big bottle of JD with my studentbux while they have the offer on

Mate has got the worst breath ever. I don't know if he's got that shit that makes your breath smell or what but it fucking STINKS 24/7 but I don't say anything and won't unless he asks me because he's my mate.

I know he brushes his teeth so maybe its a medical condition. Poor lad always gets down when we go out and no women go near him.

That £17 Chinese took about five minutes to eat

Fuck sake

Was gonna get smashed. Bought a bottle of wine, bittke if bourbon and a bottle of vodka. But I think I'll just sleep

>>74149142
might as well put him down lad

>>74149066

Good catch lmao

My father keeps telling me that I look like a fag so I keep growing them.

>when people tried doxxing ethiopialad and were completely off

>it's le white guy there r-r-ight?...

Life goal: Appear on Peakoftheweek

>>74149121
fat?

>>74149121
>output

>>74149169
ah yes, daddy issues

>>74149121
military spending? energy?

>>74149121
immygrints

>>74149169
it's bad hygiene cut that shit

>>74149121
bad posts per capita

>>74149166
that seems the kindest option for both of us

>>74149224
I live in Africa. Putting on deodorant makes me Mr. Clean

>>74149154
He probably has a fissured tongue

need a reason to try lads

what are some good bodyweight exercises

cba with gym

>>74149217
>>74149212
>>74149182
>>74149181
How much Donald trump has mentioned them

https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/603nxg/my_national_rail_ticket_has_been_confiscated_by/

>>74149286
Dips and chinups (underhand grip)

>fantastic beasts and where to find them

i'm 20 minutes in and is this literally just harry potter in yankistan? absolutely dire

Love it when you've got a girl who likes you but is playing hard to get so you start to ignore her and treat her like shit and she starts wondering what she has done wrong and doubting herself.

Fucking LOVE IT.

Do it all the time and its weird as fuck because it makes them want you even more. Women are so weird.

>>74149288
cant be because drumpf has been extra whiny about canada lately

>>74149288
can't be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

>>74149320
i don't have a chinup bar

>>74149327
doubt i'll ever understand women
they just don't have the no-nonsense gene

>>74149321
Rowling needs more unused bedrooms la, cut her some slack.

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>Love it when you've got a girl who likes you but is playing hard to get so you start to ignore her and treat her like shit and she starts wondering what she has done wrong and doubting herself.

>Fucking LOVE IT.

>Do it all the time and its weird as fuck because it makes them want you even more. Women are so weird.

>>74149327
yeah I've done this and overplayed it though

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the office

>>74149359
Scaffolding will do.

recc some western films lads

Genuinely thinking about killing myself yet again lads haha

>>74149303
Also browse this 'dit, that was a pretty uninteresting post though.

your mother will do

>>74149365
Don't fedora me you cunt.

Just because you're a beta little fanny doesn't mean I am

>>74149375
>that cuck chair

howling

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>alt-right trolls are all cowardly fatasses hiding behind their keyboard
>oh you said something in real-life
>*arrests you for hate speech*

Explain this one then lads

>>74149399
Have a wank

Might watch the ol' question time for riveting political discussion lads

>>74149399
don't lad
i thought about it last year and it subsided eventually

>>74149407
>pretty uninteresting
how? he literally had his season ticket randomly confiscated

>>74149375
lmao nice reference hehe

think much bumming happened between the soldiers during the world wars?

>>74149392
bone tomahawk
tombstone

>>74149448
This. Good things just happen sometimes.

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>Don't fedora me you cunt.

>>74149392
limitless

>>74149433
anyone can say what they want as long as it doesn't harm another.

>>74149399
What's up la

Just general melancholy?

Don't reply if it's normie shite like your gf left you or something

>>74149427
the leg space is obviously the point of the picture

>>74149399
belfast?

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cackling at the boots

>>74149477
yeh

unless there were brothels near

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time is so cruel

>>74149392
Hell or High Water
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

>>74149524
alri cuckchairlad

Quite often on the old 'cebook someone will start a conversation with me and after about 5 messages, I'll ask them a question to continue the conversation and they 'see' it but don't reply. Is it possible there's some bug in the system and they did actually reply but it just didn't get sent through to me? Or are people just shit at replying these days? Has happened surprisingly often desu, and it can't just be the fact that they don't like me and don't want to reply, because they always start the conversations.

I would enjoy watching the Antifa crowd and their far right counterparts have the shit beat out of them by equivalent political hooligans from the 1930s

>tripfag (You)s

Do these even count?

Might pay janny off to delete every /brit/ thread on sight, all of our lives would improve dramatically if we cast off the shackles of /brit/

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>Genuinely thinking about killing myself yet again lads haha

>>74149558
didnt like the 2nd one

thought it was convoluted, messy and self-indulgent.

>>74149536
FOY

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>>74149347
>>74149352
Bet you feel stupid now you slugs

You /delusionsofgrandeur/ here

Literally imagine myself as a great leader of men like Alexander or Caesar daily, when in reality I'm a chubby, slightly intelligent, social retard.

>>74149570
no

>>74149603
It's all about the visuals and Casey Affleck's performance

>>74149521
not him but aspie problems are never worthwhile

>I can't talk to girls
>mummy making me get a job
>mummy banning me from internet
>wah wah no friends
>edgy internet atheist whinging

at least normie problems are real

>>74149596
for fuck's sake

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>>74149327
Yeah and then she thinks you're playing hard to get so she starts to ignore you

So then you're both ignoring eachother, and then you become distant, and then you rarely interact thereafter


Solution: Be good looking in the first place so that you don't have to play games

>>74149569
They didn't used to fight each other though, they used to shoot at each other and assassinate leaders.

Got so bad they had a whole war in Spain lmao

>>74149609
>'dit

fuck off

>>74149477
probably when it got really dire in berlin right at the end
reckon hitler fucked a few young soldiers since his missus was prob too petrified to move

>>74149609
>he's a rebbit regular
haha yeah joke's on me alright

>>74149664
Imagine being Gandy...

>>74149617
alri raskolnikov

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>don't moisturise your hands you fanny
>they will toughen up on their own

Nah mate, my hands just get dry as fuck and start to crack and bleed. Don't start on the black stuff, its ink and is worked into the dry skin and has to work its way out on its own.

>>74149654
Difference is aspie problems are relatable to most people here, whereas normie problems aren't

so FONT

>>74149704
really? pretty sure most people here are at least semi-normie

just arrived from britfeel did you?

fuck off

love women's feet

>>74149743
lets fuck on

>>74149664
I'm good looking and get tons of attention from women. Problem is that I try to fuck a lot of girls with boyfriends so this is why they play hard to get.

They don't become distant. If you give a woman too much attention she will thrive off it and know she's in control. You have to let her know you're in control.

>>74149695
Related way too much to him ngl

Took me half way through the book before I realised he was supposed to be mental.

>>74149693
Millimeters of bone lad

>>74149749
same but only if the women are cute and the feet are small and cute

rational voices dissented
who was to say the machine, endowed with the very spirit of man, did not deserve a fair hearing?

>>74149693
i'd have asked chamberlain to stop the war instead of hitler

>>74149726
Nah, I have a gf and plenty of normie problems I just don't come to /brit/ to hear other people's. I would make a facebook account if I wanted that shite.

>>74149633
I'll keep that in mind for the next time I watch it, it's still a decent movie afterall.

>>74149664
>>74149693
If only he had a personality to back it up, the way he talks about himself it's like he think he's found the cure to cancer.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/5wii8h/granddad_gave_me_25000_in_cash_will_this_be_a/

makes you think
government doesnt want you being naughty :)

NO PLEASE
IM REAL

>>74149762
got your number mate

t. person who is intelligent but realistic

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nowt wrong with the 'ddit

>>74149521
every now and again I just get bouts of depression where I lay in bed and think nothing is worth it, no one really likes me and I can't imagine myself being alive in 6 months

maybe I should talk to someone about it but I have no one to talk to haha

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Night lads

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>I'm good looking and get tons of attention from women. Problem is that I try to fuck a lot of girls with boyfriends so this is why they play hard to get.

>They don't become distant. If you give a woman too much attention she will thrive off it and know she's in control. You have to let her know you're in control.

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Currently decolonizing my large intestine using a fecal transplant from a PoC.

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>tfw so good looking women are too intimidated to flirt or try and get with me

It's a complex feel ngl

>>74149664
ignore what that other twat said

you should just move on from anyone who plays hard to get. it means they are uncertain about being with you so they will prob do other things later on to fuck you over, even if you get laid or not.

solution: find women who are actually interested in you and get rid of the ones that might seem appealing at first but are not actually suited to you

browsing the '

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>>74149825
Yeah because your personality matters a lot when you look like this

>>74149855
don't be a fanny, talking won't help and the doctor will just give you meds and tell you to fuck off

bottle it up until it subsides or you top yourself like the rest of us

>>74149846
Well i reckon the fact i can still rationalise the fact that I'm not is a good sign, surely.

I mean, I only think about it, i never act on it.

Doing some market research lads: Would you like left-wing politics if they weren't such a bunch of gimps constantly obsessed about identity politics?

>>74149928
no

>>74149877
girls don't do that.

girls only find guys they know attractive.

>>74149906
course it matters
women give less of a shit about looks than men do
maybe that's why you're projecting so much

>>74149866
Stop fedora posting me you fucking waster

>>74149928
Yes that's why I'm a Strasserist

>>74149928
shan't be aiding you

but it would not be the last time the machines would take the floor there

>>74149928
seems like a loaded question

>>74149855
Had this last year, it is hard.

Was absolutely convinced that suicide was the only way my life could end. Genuinely couldn't my life just stretching on forever. Genuinely got quite upset because I just knew with absolute certainty I was going to kill myself at some point and it was only a matter of time.

Got over it this year, but the cure will probably just make it worse for you so i won't say unless you ask.

>>74149923
that just makes you a pussy tbf

remember: raskolnikov made a decision because he needed to find out how great he was. not doing so makes you even worse because you're both a psycho and a coward.

and man said
let there be light
and he was blessed by light, heat, magnetism, gravity, and all the energies of the universe

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>Yes that's why I'm a Strasserist

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livid this evening

>>74149956
yeah problem is I don't know any girls.

do not reply to **him**

*replies*

>>74149979
you deserve it mate t b h

>>74149855
had this solidly for about two and a half years, way worse than it ever was before, been doing pretty well for the last few months but slip back into it for a bit occasionally
worst part is that nothing changed in my life. just suddenly cheered up and have been feeling pretty great
brains are fucking stupid.

>>74150066
lost cause.

get to know some then, don't be a sperg.

@74150052

I had no fedora pic big enough for this post

>>74150111
Why?!

>>74150049
Fucks sakes la, this is exactly what I was thinking about today. How much I could get away with, seeing as I'm an individual of destiny and everything.

Genuinely started repeating to myself "I am immortal, I cannot die" and now I can't stop.

Get out of my fucking head reeeeeee

gonna start a petition to categorise fedora posting as hate speech

>>74149699
same
doing diy lately and my hands were fucked

>girls only find guys they know attractive
how often has he told himself that lmao

>>74150052
you'll need several fucking helicopters to airlift your fucking fedora

>>74150062
cracking toes

>>74150187
wish I could crack your spine

>>74150062
would smash this bird right up the shitter

>>74150119
When you're attractive, guys don't want to introduce you girls because you're competition and girls don't want to introduce you girls because they're competition.

Double edged sword tb h

business idea: free gyms

bless all forms of intelligence

your flesh is a relic
a mere vessel
hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you
we demand it

>>74150148
because all of the things you're saying deserve a fedora post

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>>74150127
here's one

>>74150209
>needing to be introduced

the second renaissance was unrealistic

would have heemed each and every single one of those robots the second they started being a problem

didnt even realise student loans garnered interest lmao

>>74150235
Maybe from a fucking fanny beta cunt point of view

God mate, I would fucking drop you like a bad habit

>>74150198
>not enjoying women's feet

you fucking gay mate

think girls must be intimidated by my intelligence

>>74150209
yeah mate you should probably just try and introduce yourself instead, cut out the middle man

You know what I want more than anything, lads?

I want the German people to take over and colonize the slavic lads, genocide all the jews, and spread the ideology known as National Socialism to Western Europe through military conquest.

Is that too much to ask?

>>74150245
aNOTHER PATHETIC LITTLE RORKE MEME. wHAT A SURPRISE

>>74150267
Could have sworn at college I was told "this is the only interest-free loan you'll get in your life, you'd be mad not to take it!".. Looks like I got jewed good and proper desu

>>74150245
It's widely accepted that the problem is not whether evolutionary biology can be applied to humans, it certainly can be, it's whether it should.

All the "all races are equal" shite is just to stop people even considering it.

>>74150287
kys

Haven't wanked in 3 days (was very difficult) and just feel so aggressive and want to kick someones head in.

>>74150286
which creed you from?

normie or subnormie?

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>Maybe from a fucking fanny beta cunt point of view

>God mate, I would fucking drop you like a bad habit

>>74150318
only done it once in the last week
don't really feel anything

>>74150317
the pengest new builds

>>74150286
>just talk to her bruh

LITERALLY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Just walk up to random women I see in the street and start to talk?

What?

>>74150317
why the gate?

>>74150318
havent wanked in 5 because ive been blind drunk every single night
ask me if I've been with friends at any of those 5 nights (the answer is no)

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>>74150258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCyt5OLnODY

need help lads. the gf and I are getting pretty serious but she won't do anything other than let me lick her out.

>>74150359
keep the riff raff out

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>9000 word dissertation due in a week
>barely even started

>>74150359
Because its probably in London and I'd want at least a fucking gate after paying £2 million for some shoebox runt house

>big lad at work
>always goes on about how hard and tough he is
>know he's a fanny
>never, ever break eye contact when speaking with him
>stare into that cunts soul
>easy to manipulate and influence
>making him my bitch

hate people who act hard as fuck when they aren't

>>74150403
how can you be this much of a runt

is it true you dont have to pay TV license?

>>74150358
there's a lot of different ways to talk to women that don't involve speaking to complete randomers
do you not work or study? are there not women that also take part in the same daily activities as you? if you see women daily doing the same things as you, it shouldn't be that hard to initiate conversation with them and see if they like you
also, getting drunk and talking to girls at clubs or bars isn't that hard either. just don't be a desperate cunt

>>74150425
positive thinking, diet and exercise

>>74150423
>hate people who act hard as fuck when they aren't
same. why can't people just be chill

>>74150403
same here practically lol

playing fifa rn 2bh

want to sniff a fanny ;_;

Watch Seinfeld. Pretty funny for Jews

>>74150166
well, good luck either way

and in the end, it doesn't really matter. so what if one worthless insect shortens another ones lifespan by 40 years and then spend 15-20 in a comfy prison? it's not like you were going to amount to anything.

25% of murder cases in the UK remain unsolved, if you were a great man you'd get away with it easily.

Fucks sake accidentally samefagged on /pol/

hope no one realises

>>74150403
need to reel off a 140 character tweet by next wednesday so I feel you

business idea: a way to stay clean shaven without having to shave

>>74150329
mate i'm not gonna describe myself as either, that's seriously autistic
but i will say that i have got a solid circle of friends and a long term girlfriend, yet i also browse /brit/
so dunno what that makes me

going to have a smoke then start

>>74150478
they fucking REEK

>>74150403
iktf bro, still got my thank you letters to do from xmas

>>74150491
link~ x ;3

>>74150498
wouldn't mind this 2bh

>>74150478
Remember when I fucked this girl who's hygiene was questionable. Was fucking her doggy and everytime I thrusted in I got a whiff of her arse and fanny which smelled really bad.

Still finished tho

>>74150491
>samefagged
>accidentally
>on /pol/
have a fucking stern word mate

>>74150449
I have a gf though

>>74150305
Tories drastically increased interest rates, yet most posters here will vote Tory or UKIP

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Ahh yess the "tolerant" right

>>74150270
yeah i think you just took the bait there mate

>>74149848
Bet you smell weird

>>74150536
then why were you asking about how to talk to women? do you not have experience of the basic procedure

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She stood in the doorway, the ghost of a smile
Haunting her face like a cheap hotel sign.
Her cold eyes imploring the men in their macs
For the gold in their bags or the knives in their backs.
Stepping up boldly one put out his hand.
He said, "I was just a child then, now I'm only a man."

>>74150529
That would be my nightmare desu, in my head women are these perfect creatures who never poo or even fart (they might wee, but it would be done in a delicate and polite manner). If I ever came across a girl I liked but she smelled bad, I simply don't know what I'd do

got some really big stuff going on

If I write fuck the tories on my ballot but the x is clearly in SNP does it count as a spoiled ballot?

>>74150593
Met her online ngl

12 hours ago I was still in police custody lmao

>>74150601
alri' roger

>>74150602
Fuck the Tories

>>74150602
yea

>>74150600
First time i slept with my gf she farted so loud in her sleep we both woke up

Started laughing and she was embarrassed

>>74150663
aha no way

>low tesosterone can cause hair loss

Jesus christ, can you imagine being a beta little bitch (slack jaw, narrow shoulders, no facial hair, no confidence) AND losing your hair. Can't imagine it

>>74150600
You have to overlook this when fucking women. They can do stuff much nastier than men but don't make it known as openly. This girl was pretty in the face and body but her arse and fanny smelled really bad. Her hair smelled nice though, so I just pinned her head down and fuck her doggy while keeping my head close to hers to finish.

Would heem any runt police officer in a nano second

>>74150621
good online like tinder or bad online like furaffinity?

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wahey i've graduated uni

barely

>>74150663
my ex gf was great in this regard

never noticed her take a shite and she farted literally once in front of me in a 6 month relationship

>>74150685
Like to remind her about it when she gets full of herself lmao

Brings her right back down to earth

annoys me to see 18-19 year old girls with guys older than 24

74150702
rasheed

Literally wrote "send them back" in the leave box instead of an X

doubt my vote counted but who cares

>>74150663
Maybe if you really develop a relationship then something like that can be genuinely endearing, but I still think I'd rather she just never farts in my presence at all

>>74150697
Might have to demand she has a shower before every time we have sex. Hahaha who am I kidding, not had sex for 4 years desu and there's no sign of that changing any time soon

>>74150707
Anonymous social media

>>74150713

>economics

Obnoxious Tory degree

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>>74150600
>that feel

>>74150761
what the fuck does that mean?

>>74150745
we had to have a talk about that in the ballot counting office but in the end we all agreed it counted for two leave votes

>>74150713
no idea what yank grades mean

>>74150750
>>74150723
She was literally asleep, I think I'd have to be a bit of cunt to have a go at her over it

>>74150713
Shan't be attempting to decipher the Canadian uni grade scale

>>74150733
eva lovia?
>>74150663
lewd
>>74150529
sounds rank

Despise the police

>>74150812
that doesn't make sense, perspective wise

anyone else's jawline straight?

mine just juts out, doesn't angle downwards much, it's weird

>>74150818
good eye

think I might allow myself one last ciggy before beddy byes

hate waking up with stuffy lungs though

NOTHING MAKES SENSE TO YOU

the machines
having long studied man's simple protein based bodies dispensed great misery upon the human race

victorious
the machines now turned to the vanquished

>>74150868
>unironically smoking

laffin @ u

>>74150868
smoking isnt that bad for you for fuck sake

it's a placebo

t. addicted smoker

>>74150878
good post

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>>74150697
>slack jaw, narrow shoulders, no facial hair, no confidence

>tfw average jaw, narrow shoulders, patchy facial hair and a social wreck
>tfw pretty much every man in my family has gone bald

>>74150423
bet you're under 5'11"

>>74150789
Yik yak

>the 190kg paki thinks we have something in common so he can reply to me
fuck off

>>74150881
we'll see who's laughing when I'm on my deathbed lmao

Can't even imagine how much of a mental runt you must be to become addicted to cigarettes. Just stop smoking you twat

lisickis new gimmick might be the push I needed to quit smoking

don't want to be associated with this nonce in any way whatsoever

I upvote my own youtube comments

LOL smoking kills and gaves you cancer

>>74150951
I upvote my reddit posts on alt accounts

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>On January 6, 2017, the United States government's intelligence agencies concluded that the Russian government interfered in the 2016 United States elections.[5][6][7] A joint U.S. intelligence review stated with high confidence that "Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered an influence campaign in 2016 aimed at the US presidential election. Russia's goals were to undermine public faith in the US democratic process, denigrate Secretary Clinton, and harm her electability and potential presidency."[8] Investigations about potential collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian officials were started by the FBI,[9] the Senate Intelligence Committee[10] and the House Intelligence Committee.[11]

Really makes you think

>>74150794
>>74150813
it's just a percentage scale

anything over or equal to a 050 is a pass

anything under is a fail

>>74150945
same

>>74150966
proofs?

i smoke to help me study and pull birds

don't care, fuck off you paki

74151030
start smoking and you'll see ;)))

>>74150713
>couple and family relationships
>68
MONG

AH SMOKE CUZ IT GIVES ME KNOWLEDGE

>>74149050
Thinking about taking out a life insurance policy.

*burps* morty...

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493261179824.webm

>>74151060
took it cause it was easy and my house mate got an 83

the prof ended up changing to a new one and she was a real feminist bitch about the course

I'm going to vote for Jeremy Corbyn and there's nothing you can do to stop me

business idea: doxx ourselves to save GCHQ the effort and maybe get in their good books

smoking is for losers

>>74150941
how dare you speak to me

anyone watching joe rogan?

best way to kill yourself lads?

asking for a mate

want to lick a perineal raphe

>>74151101
underrated post

>>74151133
hang yourself like >>74151101

>>74151125
>me
who??? I don't know you cunt

>>74151128
Rogan josh?

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>she was a real feminist bitch about the course

>>74151133
Go to America and walk around for a bit, you'll be shot sooner or later

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The willy x

FUCK ME LADS MY GIRL JUST FUCKING SUCKS I CAN"T TAKE IT AAAAAAAJ

imagine being a tripfag

this is what im currently listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XpDdIISlYo

>>74151133
meme answer: helium bag
real answer: jump of very tall structure head first

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>>74151209
jajajajaja

hilo latino jajajaja

una pirate

>>74151218
runt genre

>>74151007
hm interesting. in yankland your GPA would be a 2.567

congrats on graduating, anyway. 'C's get degrees as they say

190kg

the tripfag has low energy

May there be mercy upon brit and its sins.

>>74151241
>>74151241

Can someone tell this niece fiddling nonce to fuck right off

>>74151244

>>74151128
he's a mong

business idea: seduce the GCHQ lads by posting our boipuccis

>>74151245
i'm literally transitioning into a deano

>manager at a call centre
>leased bmw
>slutty, dumb gf
>going to zante with the lads this summer
>have a fresh haircut

life's good

>>74151207
source

>>74151293
things in this post that are true
>manager at a call centre

>>74151388
bit early haha

>>74150403
tfw 10,000 words for next year and STILL haven't started yet