/brit/

ban bread knives

absolutely HATE the usage of "knife" as a verb
IT'S "STABBED" YOU INSUFFERABLE RUNTS

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Up vote this so whenever someone searches "reddit" in google images they see this

The distance between Sydney, Australia and Auckland, New Zealand is the same distance between London and Moscow.

>>74133184
how

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>one of which he described as a large bread knife

poor fucker was only trying to slice his baguette

>>74132979
>be american
>get gunned

all non-/brit/ yanks on /int/ post like they're making fucking diary entries

queer children

>>74132979
*knives you*

>>74132992
absolutely despise reddit shit like this

>>74132979
Don't post me ever again.

anal is for dicklets

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>>74132979
get knifed bro

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irl pic of me

Simply cannot stand prescriptivist runts who whine about the evolution of language as if their doing so will accomplish anything

>>74135005
despise you if were going to be honest

>he's never been arrested

>>74132979
*daggers you*

>>74135043
Your sentence needs to evolve a full stop. Or as you might call it, a "period" (lol).

>>74134963
this is why i go out of my way to make the captchas as inaccurate as i can get away with

>he's never been in detention

>>74135055
well, I can run pretty fast

>>74135055
got arrested for some driving issues 4 years ago
think the police are monitoring my online activity now

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Business idea: NHS sponsored motorcycles for young lads with chronic depression

hes onto us lads

>>74134926
*wakes up at 2AM and cums in your bum*

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>>74135067
>beginning a sentence with a coordinating conjunction

business idea: abolish the NHS

>>74135043
t. Minitrue officer

>>74135049
that really made me sad
I thought you liked me
I like you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E484qiQXxzM

do you think this is real?
My initial reaction was yea fucking right a month without food but starting to think it's legit

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>click verify once there are none left

business idea: replace the NHS with universal insurance

privitise medicare

>>74135105
*I pretend to be asleep but I'm awake and rock hard*

>>74135133
>>74135134
FOY

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>people don't use legacy captcha

>>74135119
fuck off
>>74135130
bullshit

>>74135181
boggles the mind doesnt it

>>74135130
Thought he was cute in the thumbnail but it turns out he's a weird-faced, acne ridden little runt, quite disappointed

>>74135130
>a month without food
You'd die.

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What a great man.

>>74135181
this pic hurts my eyes

phoneposting from the shower again lads what am i like

>>74135123
La proxima vez, no nos defraudes.

>>74135130

you can go about a month without food i believe. You'll feel like you're dying though and you'll probably give up

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gonna fap to this

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>>74135194
does indeed

>>74135205
all 4 of them?

>>74135152
*notices and sucks on your willy*

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>lefties in 1900
We must wage class struggle to ensure a decent standard of living for the working man
>lefties today
We must open the borders so Rajesh and Abdul can depress our wages further and dismantle the solvency of our social programs

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>>74135233
we toadposting now?

>>74135130
only a fat cunt would care about this

>>74135225
*surreptitiously translates in google*
I won't

>>74135249
me at the top

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>>74135038

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>>74135252

>>74135242
oh m-my... think you can get all of it down your throat?

>>74135096
refuse to believe this was taken in ethiopia

>>74135130
>no food for a month

hmmm yes very legitimate

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>>74135193
>>74135197
>>74135198
>>74135229
>>74135254

im not near as fat as him but might try a waterfast week kinda curious
it makes sense right calories in<calories out

about to kick a couple poofs heads in lads

the state of /brit/ this thread

>>74135305
me in the middle

>>74135312
out for a spot of good old fashioned queer bashing?

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opinions on my butt, lads?

americans are not allowed to reply to or view this post

>>74135096

might move to ethiopia

Wish we never fought in WWI

>>74135305
zero calories=death

The heart requires energy to pump blood around the body.

>>74135305
>no loose skin
Fake news

>>74135305
if you lost that much weight that fast you'd be flabby as fuck

>dropping 23kg in a month
>not eating anything for a month

ah yes, definitely happened and VERY healthy

>>74135305

Why not just commit to eating one low calorie and healthy meal a day and plenty of water lad?

>>74135292
I'll give it a try, sweetie
*proceeds to finger your bum and milk you*

>>74135299
It's a hotel, m8.

Every country has fancy places for white people to wash up.

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>>74135332
bit gay

>>74134991
All yanks are queer children, and /brit/ yanks especially

>>74135305
he literally has a better body on the right than me

makes me reeeee

i just cba doing exercise so i guess i'm stuck between skinnyfat and ottermode forever

anime??
https://youtu.be/zhJs-ZqMix4

>>74135299
Looks exactly like the "nice" part of every other shithole. Almost funny how generically so it is.

>>74135332
ripe for a good fucking

i have a small bum but my gf loves it, she calls it her culito bonito

>>74135361
You store calories you absolute runt

This is fake though

>When I was 14 I started fucking a neighborhood girl who had Downs, she had awesome tits and a perfect ass, she never said no, did anything, it was great, all she wanted was a glass of Mello Yellow and crushed ice when we were done
>She got pregnant and her Mom decided to keep the baby, kid was born fucked up
>She told her Mom that I was fucking her, she called the police, my parents, the school and our church
I lived in a town of about 2500. so everyone knew in about a minute
>Everyone called me "the retard fucker", I had to stay home, my parents were super pissed and my pastor asked me to stay away for a while
>Judge was going to hold me over for rape and a bunch of other shit, my parents asked for a paternity test, my Dad paid for it
>Not my kid, I was denying I had fucked or even touched her
>The judge orders her Mom's boyfriend take a paternity test, he skips town, they got some of his hair from a brush, he was the father of the baby
>My parents were relieved, my Dad said he wasn't so worried about me having fucked a retard, he was more upset thinking I had been fucking a black girl
>She is still the only girl I ever fucked

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>>74135352
>wanting g*mans and pr*ssians to have MORE direct control over continental Europe

>>74135433
Starve yourself.

>>74135332
VERY nice but I hope you use a bidet considering all the arse hair

>>74135395
fuck, I'm not gonna last
*cums in your mouth and on your face*

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>>74135432
>tfw slim guy with a big bum

>labour are going to lose big time
why do these fucking idiots keep voting against their own interests? the average worker in this country WANTS a shitty life and for corporations to be unrestricted in raping them??

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>>74135440

>>74135477
brexit

Rorke?

>>74135332
do you work out

>>74135405
>stuck between skinnyfat and otter forever
>worse body than him
he looks like shit

im working class and vote tory in every election

>>74135477
i'm voting for labour

not falling for the tory meme again after the mess dave left us in

>>74135469
*licks it all up*
I like your boi cream :3

>>74135440
>she had awesome tits and a perfect ass

will literally never understand people who think tits and arse are the biggest factors of attractiveness.

>sitting in my lounge, listening to radio 4, wife brings over a pipe and ploughman's sandwich
>"thank you dear" I say
>finish my sandwich and listening to the dulcet tones of Ruth Alexander on Money Box
>suddenly hear a loud rapping at my single pane glass French doors, overlooking my acres of land
>my brow furrows and I adjust myself upright in my armchair, slowly turning my head to face the window and allowing my eyes to adjust to the sunlight beaming through
>once my eyes have adjusted I make out the small, deformed, piglet shaped silhouette of one of my runts at the window, wearing a sash and holding a piece of paper
>I grimace, grinding my molars together in blistering fury
>"Martha" I mutter to my wife, "get my rifle"
>her face is painted with a look of worry but hurries off to retrieve my rifle from atop the kitchen cabinet
>I stomp across the hardwood flooring to the french doors, turn the key and swing them open, slamming the runt in the nose.

>>74135440
Lord have mercy

>>74135469
>>74135395
PERFUMED PONCE

FOREVER YOUNG

I WANT TO BE

FOREVER YOUNG

>>74135520
they have high test anon

>>74135477
labour can be voted for later

this may be the only chance to stop the immygrints

>>74135477
>to choose between corporations being unrestricted in raping us, and rasheed and co. being unrestricted in raping us
ah yes modern day britain

>>74135500
yes, 3 times a week
i squat 120kg, bench 70kg, deadlift 140kg

>>74135461

I shave my crack for that exact reason, but i leave the rest fluffy

>>74135523
>He falls to the floor and grabs his face, blood streaming out across his trotter-like fingers
>I manage to make out the writing on the sash now, written out in the runt slurry I feed to them as well as clear remains of runt fecal matter. The smell is overpowering.
>It reads: "Runt union leader"
>veins in my temple are now visible, and my mouth has begun uncontrollably frothing, I am slowly losing control over bodily function due to the stress this fury is placing on my ageing body
>the runt opens its mouth to speak but I do not allow it the privilege
>"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, RUNT"
>I kick it in the stomach and it doubles over on the ground, wheezing
>"ANSWER ME, RUNT"

*stands next to traffic light without pressing the button*

>>74135477
Labour allows gangs of muslims to kidnap, traffic, rape and torture the underage daughters and sisters of working class folks. That's not in their interest.

We keep telling you, and you keep ignoring us and crying "WHY? WHAT DO THEY WANT?"

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Lyric posters have risen to the top of worst posters in /brit/

>>74135550
Yeah but downies faces are generally hideous. Does high testosterone makes you blind?

>>74135477
everything comes second right now to fucking the EU and trowing out immigrants (tory).

which isn't really that different because normally working class interests would come second to economic stability and prudence (tory)

>>74135569
>"w-we formed a democratic system an unionised, s-sir, I was declared the leader and was tasked with handing you o-our demands, s-*it coughs up blood*sir"
>I snatch the paper from its hand, it is written on the back of a packet of transform-a-snacks and is difficult to make out
>I crumple the packet in my hand and stare down the runt
>"you just lost your free-range privileges, runt"
>by now, Martha has returned with my rifle, the Runt screams and squeals at the sight of it and attempts to run, but I stomp on its tail, making it whelp
>I take the paper and jam it into the barrel of the rifle, along with some gunpowder, then insert it forcefully into the anus of the runt

>>74135597
LITERALLY MAD

>>74135520
>will literally never understand people who find pertinent indicators of fertility and health to be large factors of attractiveness
i bet you don't understand much

>>74135501
no he doesn't, he has a good lean body

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hm

>>74135523
>>74135569
>>74135603
seen this before but was still a good read

kind of miss the aussie runt poster

>>74135603
>pulling the trigger the runt fires off down the garden and into the runt field, the others squeal and scratch at the walls as he lands in a frenzied panic
>I turn to my wife
>"Martha tell Johnny and the boys that we will be moving the runts back into the battery house tonight, furthermore they are to have only a quarter portion of (You)s for the next 6 months"
>"jolly good Anon" she replies

doing a press

>>74135633
that was my runt post you cheeky sod

Bruce was still the best though

>>74135620
ahh yes, those with down syndrome are known for their good health aren't they?

>>74135566
>i squat 120kg, bench 70kg, deadlift 140kg
nice work! I used to do about that before I stopped

>>74135623
gross

>>74135623
is this from /brittumblr/?

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wonder what Maisiebro is doing right now

>>74135515
you earned it ;^)
delicious isn't it?

>>74135691
wanking off to maisie

So, lads. I'm 24 years old. No university degree. I want to move out of my parents' and have a job which will pay enough for a nice studio flat near Manchester. What sort of work can I do to earn the big bux when starting with no work experience or degree?

>>74135663
ah ok

but yeah, the aussie had some good ones. someone should dig 'em up in the archives and save them somewhere.

>>74135670
are you deliberately missing the point

convinced my gf to swallow my cum the other day

then she tried to kiss me and it was weird. won't be doing that again

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>>74135623
very good

>>74135691
firing mortars at infidels

>>74135691
can't imagine what my family would say if they saw me do something like this

>Wake up at 9pm after a particularly exhausting Minecraft session
>tummy is making hungry noises
>navigate my way out of my room through the piles of weewee jugs and trash
>make my way downstairs, peek into the living room
>mummy and new daddy are doing a special backwards hug on the sofa like uncle phil showed me once
>new daddy is making funny sounds like a steam train
>don't care, hungry
>"MUMMY MAKE ME BREKKIE BREK"
>mummy screams, new daddy swears and nearly falls off the sofa like a silly
>says to mummy "why is that retard still living here, isn't he like 30"
>I don't like being called a retard>not since the incident with the toddler in mcdonalds
>feel my inner wolf break loose
>let out a mighty howl and try to rip off my creeper hoodie
>not strong enough in my hunger-weakened state
>new daddy is laughing, I'll fucking show him
>pull down my crusty cargo shorts and grab my tingly tummy tendie
>"GOLDEN WHIRLWIND, GO GO GO"
>start spinning like a beyblade and weeing as hard as I can
>mummy is screaming and crying, new daddy swears even louder and tries to grab me
>dodge him with my veteran CS reflexes but fall because I'm dizzy from malnourishment
>new daddy gets me in a headlock and starts punching me in the tummy
>he doesn't know I've been saving a satisfying tendie-and-dew-fuelled doodie for later
>bum explodes like a fat man in fallout 3 (I don't play 4 because it doesn't have my waifu Moira)
>new daddy is covered in doodie, he looks like a swamp monster
>he lets go and starts vomiting
>mummy is on the phone, I think she's calling 911, new daddy is trying to make her put the phone down and shouting something about "the meth you dumb bitch"
>crawl to the kitchen, everything is spinning and I feel faint
>"MUMMY MAKE TENDIES" I manage to shout before blacking out
>wake up locked inside the basement bad-boy cage next to a plate of hot tendies
>new daddy is gone

great success

>>74135577
propaganda, literally far right meme. immigration is beneficial to working class
>>74135599
tories wont do either of those things. bye bye polish HELLO INDIANS
>>74135622
a literal stick probably weighs sub 70 with flappy skin
>>74135566
>70k bench
>120kg squat
stop SS. seriously that's unbalanced

>>74135623
>tree view
runt
>>74135566
>i squat 120kg, bench 70kg, deadlift 140kg

how long did it take you to get that

>>74135724
is he Afghani?

>>74135620
>50% chance of donating an extra chromosome 21 to your offspring during fertilization

Ah yes a perfect mate. You've got sharp instincts lad

>>74135707
are you implying that is Tim's dad?

>>74135695
mmmm, yummy cummies :P

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>>74135720
>then she tried to kiss me

>>74135705
just be yourself

>>74135746
>a literal stick probably weighs sub 70 with flappy skin
that's normal weight for his height, and he's clearly not flabby

>>74135746
>propaganda, literally far right meme. immigration is beneficial to working class
t. Middle class "expert"

>>74135717
No. I understand what you're saying but in this particular case it's irrelevant.

Are you telling me that if a girl had a 2/10 face but a 10/10 body you would still fuck her and pro-create with her?

reminder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtDMi_HTmsE

>>74135705
gay escort

>>74135766
again, i must ask if you are deliberately being retarded
upon checking your flag i'm going to assume you aren't, however

>>74133169
it doesn't seem that big when you're used to big distances between cities

Sam Watson

is it any surprise that tories win when they are literally raised and educated to expect to be leaders

is there anyone from another party who want had a family life, school, uni, clubs training them for leadership?

>>74135800
he is, chest is flabby, arm is tensed but not muscular, torso hidden (wonder why). if he looks like that in an ideal pose can't imagine what he looks like normally.
>>74135804
it is economically

would go the gym but i'm afraid of looking stupid, i'd need a clear guide for everything on how to progress and i dunno how to cook

>>74135833
no, but some of us are just born leaders

She said that disco sucks and rock and roll is dead

Fadge you here mate?

>>74135872
tony

>>74135809
I can't vouch for what kind of trade-offs other people make in determining whether or not they'd fuck someone
paper bag girls are a thing mate

She said that panic! at the disco sucks and that eagle rock and the rolling stones are dead

>>74135862
>chest is flabby, arm is tensed but not muscular, torso hidden (wonder why
you have stupidly high standards

>>74135871
me2 desu
im a skinnylank and need to put some weight on

>>74135871
they give you a guide when you join and you can just ask for some help and they'll tell you what to do

>>74135705
>studio flat
buy land and a shipping container

Immigrants don't help the working class: they drive down wages and soak up bennies

went to the gym and stopped going
wish I had the balls to talk to the cute lad there

>>74135901
>paper bag girls are a thing mate

yeah, maybe for a desperate and hideous pom like yourself. Some of us in the first world have standards.

>>74135890
yeah im at your aul ones gaf

>>74135908
nah mate you have incredibly low standards because your baseline is a sedentary fat/skinnyfat who eats dorito's all day and fastfood

>>74135862
Would you let a gang of 10+ men take turns brutally raping and beating your 12yr old daughter while telling her she'd be burned to death if she resisted? What if it was "economically beneficial?"

Read my first reply again.

>>74135623

there was another one arguing about culture with jeremy kyle's face on it someone post it

>>74135936
right wing myth, no studies support this

so are runts human or some sort of pig/human hybrid?

>>74135705
>No university degree. I want to move out of my parents'
tough

>>74135996
look in the mirror and figure it out

>>74135952
nice strawman. even if that were true, he still has a better body than the majority of people

why are there so many benders this morning?

>>74135941
>can't argue what he said, better attack him instead
ah yes australian "intellectuals"

>>74135871
do primarily barbell exercises at first, bench, squat, deadlift, stuff like that. Look up videos on how to do them before going. Once your form is correct progress slowly in weight every week. Food just needs to be protein high and help you gain weight

Why the fuck do /biz/tards idolise Wolf of Wall Street like it's the fuckin bible in film version

>>74135996
I always viewed them as piglet/human hybrids, some other posters like to imagine them as the lads from Oddworld

>>74136022
>morning
FOY

>>74136022
we're always here x

>>74136014
your mum gets your Christmas presents from brighthouse mate

>>74135910
well you can just eat more for that. for me my weight is fine but i don't have much muscle
>>74135912
too scary desu

>>74135969
you act like this is widespread (it isn't). it's not as if for every othe rmigrant entering the country the govt sets aside a girl for them to gangrape you utter mong

>>74136037

Deano-tier behaviour desu

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>>74135987
Hmmmm

>>74135440

fucking hell state of your life

>>74136023
I am attacking your preferences because they're objectively awful.

>>74136037
>/biz/
>80% of the threads are about meme useless cryptocurrencies

>>74136021
I don't believe that desu, but if it were true, it's meaningless. If the majority of people were child molesters, it doesn't make it acceptable

>>74136022
/brit/ gets worse the more brits there are

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Literally the best waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMpQuVqK3ZI

>>74136035
>help you gain weight
but then my clothes won't fit

>>74136022
*bums you*

>>74136058
would break your stick legs with a swift kick

>>74136137
if you're wearing tight t-shirts as a skelly you're already a mong, dump them all

>>74136097
I didn't make any indications about my preferences you fucking dolt, I was discussing why someone might choose to have sex with somebody with down syndrome despite their obvious flaws

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>>74136058

cute boys? love em

>>74136118
what a stupid comparison. there's no penalty for having a plain body. you're never going to have a society of people looking like steve reeves no matter how hard you call others nonces

>>74136194
Nonce

>>74136178
Yes you did

>paper bag girls are a thing mate

That literally implies you'd be willing to fuck an ugly girl if she had a nice bod. That's the epitome of runt mentality.

going to waterfast for a week
wish me luck x

>>74135871
>>74136035
>>74136137
follow this, it's a very good linear progression routine https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/37ylk5/a_linear_progression_based_ppl_program_for/?st=j20lf62f&sh=6cbe4dcc

if you're skelly start a leanbulk

>When population rises, wages and conditions fall because when the supply of a good rises, its price falls. As Karl Marx said to the First International back in 1867, “in order to oppose their workers, the employers either bring in workers from abroad or else transfer manufacture to countries where there is a cheap labour force.” Or both, we should add.

Hmmmmm

>>74136173
i'm not a skelly and i don't wear tight t shirts

>>74136194
everyone here is an ugly bastard cept me

>>74136201
yeah there is, the penalty is being less healthy, leading a worse life physically, and looking worse.

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>tfw Runts in the walls

>>74136251
Guarantee I'm more handsome than you

Just saw Pepe on my mum's phone. The one where he has the shotgun to his own head. Worried about the pervasiveness of memes.

>>74136058

Howling

watching 50's B-movies lads

>>74136250
then why are you worried. you won't get massive lifting natty anyway

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third eye is opening lads

>>74136230
>That's the epitome of runt mentality
Nah, I'd say not being able to read basic English satisfies that more

>>74136258
post your body

>>74136269
post a picture

>>74136301
*pokes you in the eye haha*

>>74136311
No

gettin' th' 'aily 'ose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa-pYBT3Xt4

>>74136298
know a mate who did get fairly massive lifting natty

he has horrendous stretchmarks tho

would like to say twat but it makes me sound like a gobshite with my accent

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>I have been exposed as a complete and utter runt
>better go on the offensive and attack his reading comprehension skills!

>>74136075
>guys, they're only raping a few thousand of your daughters and getting away with it for decades
>seriously, you should forget about that and vote for another sausage on your plate
It's widespread enough outside of your ivory tower for it to be a major concern. I've personally seen a guy show me a scar that he got from trying to stop a gang of muslims drag a woman off the street and into a van, in broad fucking daylight. They slashed him with a machete. My mother can't comfortably walk her grand daughter through the park now, because of all the gangs of immigrant men staring at them.

But keep reading all your studies, I'm sure they reflect the first hand experiences of people actually living in working class areas and me and the people I know are just imagining things on a daily basis.

>>74136336
*pfffffttt*
oh my sorry lad

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R8 my physique.

>>74136356
>tfw nordie
>can pull of all kinds of slang in my accent
Ulaidh > the world

>>74136372
do you live in london, birmingham or rotherham?

>>74136356
>tfw Belfast accent is perfect hard lad accent
We can get away with everything. Except words that end in "-ower"

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>>74136075
>(it isn't)

outdated list too

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Who /Manchester Derby/ tonight?

>>74136394
breddy nice

>>74136372
IMO the workers of Britain should overthrow the Bourgeosie but also deport the muzzies

>resorted to hat-tier posting
at least you tried

>muslim gang rapes your daughter
>police arrest you for trying to stop it
absolute state of the UK
do a s m h every time I see brits criticise yank cops for being trigger happy

>>74136394
significantly better than average but it's difficult to tell with that stupid pose
your chest looks underdeveloped compared to pulling muscles. Are you a swimmer or do you work manual labour?

>>74136418
>the nigger is a customer
IMAJUN MOI SHOCK

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sometimes your third eye will open at the most inconvenient of times.

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>you act like this is widespread (it isn't)

>>74136442
#weareirish

>>74136454
neutral here

woke up too late
will wait until after tea to clean my teeth

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attempting to shut your third eye when it is open can sometimes aggravate it further

>>74136461
more like this

>>74136510
listening to gipsy kings

>>74136129
shes cute. BUT 2d will prevail

>>74136533
think i might unironically kill myself if i was in this situation

>>74136510
bad idea. food and drink softens the enamel and brushing will fuck your teeth up.

*cides*

>>74136452
Hm well that makes sense. I don't go to a gym, and just go rock climbing 2x a week.

I probably couldn't bench my bodyweight.

>>74136533
back story?

>>74136533
Hahaha

Dumb slag

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>>74136576
spotted moments before impact

>>74136558
but if i clean them now my meal will taste of toothpaste

>i owe a drug dealer money
>hes gonna kill me
>better kill nyself first!

>>74136408
Belfast is a shite accent

>>74136598
shouldn't be eating dinner this early any way you fucking chav

>>74136575
>just go rock climbing 2x a week
ah okay that does make sense
might be good to start doing some push exercises for structural integrity of your joints, like do some pushups every day or something
I went too far the opposite direction (never ever worked biceps) and ended up fucking up my shoulder because the bicep tendon was very underdeveloped

>>74136602
thought that runt was dealing in the loyalist runts turf or something

>>74136408
It's not bad desu but depending on how strong it is you can sound like a chav. A relatively light Belfast accent is good

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reminder

>>74136406
Hull.

Not even on the list here: >>74136417. Never see it mentioned in the papers, but we all know what's going on, and the police do fuck all. A few months ago, I caught up with an old mate for the first time in years. At one point he looked me in the eyes and said "Anon... I fucking hate muslims." That was all that was said on the subject, no more needed to be said. He had the face of yet another person who knows just what these studies pretend isn't happening.

>>74136626
too late, mum's already making it

>>74136602
he was worried about them torturing him more than killing him iirc

>>74136626
>5 o'clock
>eating dinner early
what are you on about you mong this is a massively late dinner

it's almost time for tea ffs

>>74136650
oh yeah maybe
still a gay cunt

>>74136602
>>74136692
it was a ruse

>>74136372
Ok it isn't widespread outside of England

>>74136736
a mealy mouthed reply

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ahh yes

focusing on the things that matter

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>>74136674
>Things that never ever happened
Jesus Christ rorke did you jizz yourself when writing this nonsense?

Women are funny, get over it

https://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8

>>74136765
did he backflip onto the rails

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>>74136129
>le so quirky look at me
>570k subscribers

>>74136765
imagine a world without white people

>>74136767
i imagine you did thibking of all those whites being raped

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>anon i fucking hate Muslims

>it's a Sean episode

>>74136767
fuck off rasheed

cringing at this post lmao, absolute drip >>74136674

JF editions are better 2bh

poms just aren't that funny

>>74136844
yet you still post here every day. funny that.

>>74136608
Rude.

>>74136657
Sound proper scary when I'm angry. Just a hard lad that's all.

>>74136794
Jelus

Just got promoted to senior vendor at the big issue

>>74136790
that whole program was presented like it was for kids but it did shit like this
Bill Nye is repurposed childhood imagery for ideological purposes now

>>74136875
yeah we feel bad for you so we try to bring some humour to the place :^)

post your Twitter and i'll follow lads

here's mine

https://twitter.com/Mungo_5


xx

>>74136879
Would grind you into dust with nothing but a whisper
t. Derry

>>74136917
well sorry mate but its not working

>>74136919
>mungo
More like mongo

>>74136844
English posters are honestly the worst posters on /int/
if you see a good post from a union jack just assume is a welsh/scot/nordie

>rorke expects me to believe his lies
people arent all as xenophobic and stupid as you

>>74136767
Probably what the police, social services and media say every time a victim reports being gang raped.

Doesn't matter if you believe it or not, enough people know, despite the media cover up and the government pretending it's not happening.

>>74136951
Not very hard to believe that third worlders rape more often mate

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>>74136951
>LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

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>>74136790
what the fuck did i just watch

>>74136933
You couldn't grind a gram ya wee shirtlifter fantasising bout whispering in men's ears. Batter the fucking head of ye if ye so much as breathed in my presence. Knock yer fucking pan in with a single thump from my thunderous brick of a right hand. Watch yerself son.

mate just sent me this, never seen it before haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOExl5doR2A

>>74137004

America in 2017.

ladies and gentlemen
this is mongo number five

>>74136955
Why don't you do something then you cuckolds

>>74137004
the future
and it's beautiful

>>74137012
>DERDL ERDLE ERDLE SITUATION

cringing at this post, absolute drip>>74137012

>>74137004
you a sexist or something?

>>74137012
Open another bottle of tesco cider you wee orange waster

>>74137027
1 2 6 L green

>>74137052
>>74137073
>>74137074


FOM

>>74137012
we get it mate you're scottish
you can fuck off now

>>74136633
I've started in push ups last week lad, but thanks. Hope you get well soon sweetie xx

>>74137073
i guess!

>>74137030
Like what? What would you do?

>>74137133
>Hope you get well soon sweetie
thanks xxx

all i've had to eat today is 2 eggs

>>74137143
Blow up London

if shit hits the fan wouldn't a cardio/endurance style physique be better suited than a lifting/strength one

who would win
>entirety of /brit/
or
>Me. Perfectly scultped Gael, blessed by the heavens. Strength like an ox and speed like a falcon