/cp/ CulturePals general

>>74105811
Wow the chink whore is also an edge lord, who would have guessed?

First for François de Grossouvre.

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>>74105857
>>74105771
lol bitches live on attention, she's crazy and extremely lonely and barely gets any, she's dying for it. You think she would stay loyal to you if you had a relationship with her? Nope she would cuck you with any guy that's remotely handsome and gives her attention.

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>>74105944

>>74105909
Was uk always this rude to me?

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>>74105920
omelette du fromage

>it's a numbers captcha
>you click on all the numbers but one box keeps giving you fucking numbers 5 times in a FUCKING ROW SO YOU DECIDE TO JUST SAY FUCK IT AND VERIFY BUT IT SAYS YOU ARE INCORRECT AND GIVES YOU ANOTHER FUCKING CAPTCHA THAT MAKES YOU PICK MULTIPLE FUCKING OBJECTS

>>74105944
Nvm uk is just bitter
What went wrong today?

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>>74105944
You stole my only person that would talk to me.

Oh shit I actually have a qt Russian responding to my messages quickly. Better not fuck this up.

>>74105966
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>>74106037
>>74106090
You'll thank me later, betas

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>>74106137

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>>74106137
You ruined this conversations that I had with her

>>74106137
I'll thank you later for you calling me a whore and a chink?

>>74106185
lmao it wasn't actually me, m8
I'm just fucking around but what I say is relatively true

why didn't you get her skype, whatsapp etc?

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>get into lewd talk with a girl after a month of talking
>she starts bringing up another guy, one who I figure out is from these threads
>He didn't know, and I sent him a message
>She gave him lewds three fucking days into their conversations
>He feels guilty about doing this to me
>I just want to die

fuck you interpals

>>74106209
I'm not who you think I am

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>tfw too many people to message
this is getting annoying boys

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>>74106274
She didn't used that stuff, she only had interpals, so that she would have someone to talk.
She never leaved home, she was bullied when she used to be at school, she closed herself at home when that happened.

Secretly lurking

>>74106487
I never forgot about you when you told me to by the way

>>74106472
You could've gotten her email then

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>"hey! What are you listening to anon?"
Um

>>74106504
>>74106487
Hmmm whats this about?

>>74106532
I'll probably create a twitter a will message her.
She has a closed account, but if I message her, she will think that I'm a stalker.
I found her blog and twitter.

>>74106541
I loved that game and soundtrack desu

Someone needs to explain to me why Russian and Ukrainian girls are so much better looking than western women and actually know how to dress sexy without looking like a hooker.

>>74106472
She'll probably make a new account m8, she's only deleted it couple hours ago. She can reactive it within a month IIRC

>>74106299

Well...
Why did you wait for a month lad ?

You know, women won't just send it if you don't show any signs that you want them...

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>>74106472
sad story

>>74106648
>she'll think you are a stalker
Considering how lonely she seems to be, it'll probably honestly make her feel good that someone cares enough to reach out to her.

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>>74106672
>>74106648
>>74106696
>>74106702
And now I found out that even her twitter and blog are deleted.

>>74106769
She killed herself

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>>74106769
There's always a chance she'll come back

I'm sure if she liked you and had a big convo with you she wouldn't just leave you completely

>>74106648
This>>74106702
Just tell her you liked talking with her too much and wanted to continue talking to her

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>>74106769

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>Keep getting viewed by the chick with the pepe on her clothes
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

>see ukrainian qt i talked to 3 years ago
>get sad because she didnt want to talk to me anymore

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>>74106932
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>>74106871
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>>74106702
She probably did something bad. Even her ps4 account is deleted. And she was always playing that.

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>>74107067

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>>74107107
RIP
Sorry bruh

There's also tons more qt women out there, you'll get over her eventually

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>>74107107
theres must be a make to make sure its fine

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>74107180
More qt than this?
No...
I'll just be out of interpals for a week, but I'll continue here

>>74107216
I really wanted that. Her life was all about collecting trophies in ps4

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https://www.interpals.net/ggg3

Turkish nationalist girl in France

Let's trigger her

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>>74107286

>>74107286
she looks cute/average, tons more east asian girls look like her.

Don't worry senpai.

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>>74107566

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>>74107286
We'll all make it, anon.

REEEEEEEEEEE the Russian girl who was responding to my messages within seconds stopped responding and I don't even know what I did wrong.

why do interpals suck so fucking much

I've found one interesting person, and that is all

>>74107691
Maybe you're not interesting

why won't qts talk to me :((((((

>>74107884
Hey whats up

>>74107907
nothing

>>74107961
No news, good news, ain't it so?
What else is on your mind?

>>74107884
Girls don't like slavs.

here's one for serbro
https://www.interpals.net/Gwiazda90

lovely smile

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>>74108078
While it's true I can't complain about lack of qts.
Mati is surely doing something wrong.

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>>74108078
they're craving polish cocks. we poles are the best looking slavs.

>talking to an albanian girl
>she hates koreaboos and everything about korea

>>74108405
She is a keeper
Some korean things are nice tho

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>tfw cant stop myself from getting drunk and burning bridges on interpals

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>girl sends me 'hey ;))'
>immediately block her

Entitled bitches think they can get away with such a lazy opener

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i think this means i mast to began learn russian

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>RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG

>>74109300
cute. link to the profile?

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okay, which one of you did this?

>>74108220

>"This is the start of a new chapter for Serbia."- Marija Šerifović after winning Eurovision song contest 2007.


Please no
Just end my life

>>74109354
>psychos are cute
Boi...

>>74109300
What is that smile lol?

>>74109354
Do you not see the cuts on her arm

>>74109384
I'm wondering who bbc_luva is. Really dedicated troll account since its been up since 2014

>>74107641
May I ask who? In the same boat...

>>74109424
I'll still take it ;)

>>74107641
Is it AnMax? She does that

>>74109403
>>74109300

>smile

>Not noticing she cuts herself


To be honest at least your guaranteed lewds

>>74109401
>>74109424
I don't care. I have no chances with normal girls anyway.

>>74109472
"I want a terrible traumatic memory" - this guy

THATS HOW THEY GET YOU. THEYRE CUTE ON THE OUTSIDE. DONT FALL FOR IT

>>74109570
>getting attached to internet people
Never again, anon

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I have soooo many screencaps of my adventures on ip

>>74109507
The cuts were obvious, but that smile is creepy af

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>>74109720
I used to have a lot. But now only have this.

Girls dont reply to me.

I'm messaging thai women and anime pics.

Can I have some before and after weight loss pics for motivation please?

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>>74108003
>mfw talking to finnish qt atm

>>74109993
Just lose weight you fat fuck

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>>74109993
Have some self respect lad

>>74109251
>Implying that I won't steal the cute from Yoshkar-Ola

>>74109300
Doesn't matter, still would

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>>74110109
lääh puuh ;)))) tyllerö vittu

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>I wish to be the cute girl

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Am i a bully now?

>>74110319
>>74110277

Im not even that fat.

>>74110464
Nice
>>74110526
Yes you are

>>74109720
>>74109855
I had a lot of stuff on my old computer before it died and also good stuff from the threads but it's all gone now

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Rate my new qt

>>74110678
she's clothed/10

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press tech support to pay respects to pajeets dignity

>>74110783
He's not bad looking for a desi guy

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what the fuck happened to this nigga's face

>>74110894
>This guy is more confident than some of the sad fucks here.
Fair play to the guy really.

>>74110894
AND this guy has bunch of girls messaging him, just look at photo comments

>>74110894
Looks like an acid attack

>>74111015
out of pity senpai

>>74111015
How the everloving fuck can a deformed nigger get people messaging him but I'm a relatively normal looking white guy having problems?

>>74110583
I'm normal weight, I hope all the fat is stored on my face and when I loose it I will look a lot better. I wanted normal people transformed into better looking people not this fat fuck.

>>74111136
Because everyone on the site is a normal looking white guy and its easier to have a conversation with one chad than it is 10 average people at the same time. You will understand this if you make a fake female account.

>>74111015
he probably also comments on everyone's profile
I only found him because he commented on a russian qt that messaged me

>>74111308
>You will understand this if you make a fake female account.
I did. It was pretty ridiculous.

>>74111136
He has a unique quirk to him while you do not

Anybody else see that swiss qt with the bikini pic?

>>74111374
and when I made a tinder it took me a week to get a date with a girl, when I met her in real life she was fat and had no teeth.

My Chad okcupid account can get dates in a hour though.

>>74110783
How do you guys get to having 100s of messages?

>>74111374
>make girl profile
>no info
>1 pic
>4 messages in 6 minutes
I want to be a girl.

/greencardchaser
baka

>>74112107
>/greencardchaser
that's obviously a fake

>>74112233
Its using that picture someone posted claiming to be Egyptian poster, so he probably made it.
Or its Egyptian poster fucking around.

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I just messaged a hot Polish girl kurwa

>>74112409
you got rekt

>>74112501
thanks

>>74112409
>>74112501
He's right, to be fair. You got absolutely mugged off.
>look mommy, I said a rude foreign word xDDDD
>can I have my tendies?

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>>74112409

Yeah you were just being kind of a rude cunt 2bh

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>>74112409
u got rekt son

>lied for 8 months that i live in los angeles
>i actually live in the middle of fucking nowhere
>my qt is moving to los angeles for work this summer

wtf do i do

>>74112813
tell her you had to move back home or something

>>74112409
inb4 he calls everybody calling him a retard white knights

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A Russian girl that's older then me by 4 years keeps viewing my profile,i've messaged her but still nothing she stopped for a certain time and then came up again i can't even message her anymore and yet she keeps viewing my profile.
Fucking Ruskies

>>74112813
time to pack your bags anon

>>74112813
change your number

>>74111921
By not opening replies for over a year

>>74111921
If you script you get shit tons of messages

>>74112851
post brofile ;D

back again lads, took a few weeks brake from this shithole that I love.
did I miss some new spicy meme?

>>74112851
pepe shirt girl? she is scripting

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>>74113091
you mast!

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Got a gay Japanese guy now

I really don't want to get into another situation where I'm sending nudes to a random guy for validation like last night

Why the fuck do I attract gay guys so much jesus christ. This happens IRL too

If I am an American who loves messaging third worlders would I prefer orange juice with pulp or without pulp?

>>74113238
you prefer semen

>>74113299
I'm not a British poster

>16 year old Israeli girl sends me a message

Send help

>>74113343
just don't reply and they can't call you a pedophile

>>74113234
Does he have a pic of a beach as his profile pic?

>>74113546

Yup

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>>74113385
>16 year olds
>pedophile
Fucking Americlaps

>>74113091
You missed the Brit addicted to cuck porn who eats his own cum

>>74113567
I think he's messaged everyone here

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>>74113343
She's a woman if she has a woman's body.

>>74113893
>She's a woman if she has a woman's body.
Hello, Muhammed. I'd like lamb over rice with white and hot sauce.

reee i wanna frog posters OUT

>>74113726
so like every other brit?

Do you think a separate inbox should be created for favourites or bookmarked qts?

>lol just message me and ask
Is this the worst kind of bio out there?

>>74114199
shut up nerd

>>74114125
Somehow this guy was worse
Someone should post the pic

which one of you is this?

>>74114345
that would be me

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>>74114345
forgot image

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>tfw abruptly cut contact with russian qt
replying feels like a chore

>>74114413

How do I get a cultured Latvian qt?

>>74114442
you dont get anything with your crooked teeth

>>74114442
show her your big black wallet

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RARE
A
R
E

>>74114617
post the english version.
i'll try to pick up qts with those lines

>>74114617
He left the exact same message on a Brazilian girl's walls (that I'm talking to)

>>74114475

I brush my teeth for six minutes a day in the mornings and evenings, good sir.

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>>74114650
here's english version

>>74114233
yes pls, screenshot pls

>>74114650
cute and shinny face
attractive smile
happy to you and your family (dont really know what he meant here)

>>74114721
i think he meant to say life but he doesn't speak spanish. he usually posts this in english

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>>74114701
British """men"""

>>74114793
DELET THIS

>tfw when IP are becoming your second job

I didn't ask for this

>>74114978
go sleep already ivar

>>74115076
you too, Jāni

>>74106663
Obesity isn't celebrated over there and their diet is better. Also just genetics.

>>74111374
>Gf shows me her IP account
>over 800 messages
>they all just say hi

Good job I messaged her within an hour of her signing up

>>74114793
If I didn't know any better I would think his name was Portsmouth.

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>american views my profile
>her spanish is better than her english

YOU BETTER BE HERE LEGALLY

Chatting with girls that know English perfectly is so refreshing

japanese girls are really ugly
this isn't like my animes

>>74116015
>animes

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>korean girl messages me saying I'm very handsome and would be popular with girls if I went to Korea
>easynudes.jpg
>view her profile
>ugly
>mfw

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>>74116370
>Looking for my steppe bride
>Only Asians that view my profile are Koreans

I've been using this method for 2 weeks now with great results

-message girl on my fake account. treat her like shit, cuss her out, make her feel bad

-after she's in tears, message her on my real account and be a total sweetheart

got 5 sets of nudes already

>>74116370
her face doesn't affect how her body looks, you should try for nudes anyways. If you don't want to, give me the profile

>>74116424
does being chad help?

>>74112409
are you retarded

>>74116427
To be fair she does look like she's got decent boobs on a skinny frame
I'll give it a go

>>74114199

Yes. Would love this 100%.

how 2 use scripts. link in the pastebin is ded

>>74116596

get tampermonkey

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I think that guy is onto something with that line

What is even the point of being on interpals when Russians are asleep?

>>74116973
The Thais are just waking up

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She promises me she's not a dirty girl, so I'm not sure what chance I have, but we'll see

Brrrraaaaappp xD


Catch your eye? Cool, okay, about me, I have road rage, drive a fourby, race and ride dirt bikes and am learning to get my road licence. so I'm no 10, I'm not even close but I like to think my personality makes up for it. I am 22, I do a lot of different things, I love my books and my dogs but at the same time you will find me most weekends out on a motorbike or 4wding through the mud and bushwalking. Work hard play hard I guess. My comfiest shoes are my clunky motocross boots and I will happily wear my jersey all day.
I speak my mind and I know what I'm working towards and I'm working damn hard to get there.

>>74117079
>my parents aren't home

pretty much saying she wants to get naked

>>74117100
nah i think it's just so she can talk, last time she skyped her parents were around so she was silent the whole time

>>74116596
Scripts are not allowed!

>>74117095
I think the BRaaaaaaappp among normies means the sound of a really fast car/motorcycle going by. It'd explain itself with the rest of her description

hopefully not a fart memer

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>>74116596
Stop using scripts
Stop having more than one qt
Stop lying on your profile
Stop messaging American girls
Stop racemixing
Stop!!!

>>74117222
>Stop racemixing
Burzum is one of my favorite bands but I'll racemix if I want. What are you going to do about it?

>>74117222
DUDE PAGANISM LMAO

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>>74117222
stop whining

>>74117129
>>74117140

Why are you using a proxy anon ?

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>favorite qt meets chad
>she says she's pretty sure she's in love with him
>I have to listen to this and pretend to be happy for her

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I'm talking to that Korean who moved here and I have her on Snapchat

/cp/ give me strength

>>74117423
they talk about you, but in 3rd person to test how you react

>>74117449
No, he's an actual person, unfortunately

I just realize I may have made a horrible mistake. A few months ago I was talking to this Russian girl who was married, but she only talked to me late at night when her husband was asleep or if he wasn't home. I stopped talking to her because she mentioned she was married. But now I know I probably made a huge mistake.

>>74117338
DUDE talking to people who delete all social media and ways for you to contact them leaving you feeling so alone LMAO

>>74117511
what was the mistake

>>74117617
That wasn't me you autist

>>74117511

Are you blind anon ?

Was she hot ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyqX0mwu0PI

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>so what are you up to?
>chatting with u :)

>>74116015
weeb

bout to receive some nudes boys

I just sneezed on all of your mics and web cams

>>74118561
bout to share?

>>74118620
only if you have something to trade

>>74118643
she cute at all? How is her body?

>>74118716
id say 8/10 face and body

alright lads going to meet this corean on friday
just beeing myself (a white guy) has worked so far

>message random cute chick your hair is pretty hope you put up more pics blah blah
>looks 15 but says 18 so you only yolo once
>i could do some photos for you if you'd like
wish me luck, boys

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BEWARE OF ISLAMIC ONANISTS

>>74119446
good luck m8 i just jacked off with my qt tonight

>>74119446
One of my longest lasting qts I messaged her because she had a qt bob cut and she looked amazing with it. Bitches love getting compliments on their hair.

>>74119642
>>74119658
p sure it was a fake. Was getting fishy and asked to prove they're real, never even opened the message lawl
we tried

>>74119735
sorry man. thats always a worry

>>74119740
hm well
>done i'll even send you one standing naked with a shoe
not sure if want

>>74119771
just send your nudes bro. if its a catfish who really cares about some random fag seeing your dick?

>>74119863
why would i send my nudes? i was more worried about it being an underage trap as they were awful aggressive in wanting to send nudes asap

>>74119906
oh i thought she was saying she'd send you nudes if you sent her some. sorry im tired. just do it if you think (s)he is underage just delete them asap before the cops take you away for wanting to kiddie diddle

>>74119963
true
thank you for the sage advice, sleepyanon

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VOUS LES HOMMES ETES TOUS LES MEMES
MACHO MAIS CHEAP
BANDE DE MAUVIETTES INFIDELES
SI PREVISIBLE
NON JE NE SUIS PAS CERTAINE
QUE TU M'MERITES
Z'AVEZ D'LA BONNE CHANCE QU'ON VOUS AIME
DIS MOI MERCI

>>74120012
I like Stromae too. Tous les mêmes is one of my favorites

beautiful eyes
lovely smile.
good health for you and all family

>>74120012
literally listening to stromae right now

What are the people on this site like?

>get the nudes
>lose all interest in the girl
>cut contact immediately

what is wrong with me

>>74120546
you're a womanizer anon. women are nothing but mere objects to you; a true alpha

just had a girl tell me to let her stay over when i go to her country in a few months

i'm nearly a wizard

what do i do

>>74120807
what? is she asking to live in your house while you visit? anyway don't, you've almost reached ascension

>>74120840
> is she asking to live in your house while you visit?
To "stay overnight sometimes" is all she said.

Anyway I'll try but it seems it will be difficult to fight through the last couple years to wizardry.

Just got a pair of tiddies anons!!!!

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>Turkish QT wants me to live in her apartment when I visit.

Time to get some ANAL

>>74121120
post em

>>74121198
no you goddamn commie!

>>74121120
what country? And how long did it take?

>>74121283
it's a seamonkey indo girl
took me less than a day
she is thicc with the actual thicc bodytype

>>74121316
>less than a day
>not willing to share a slut's tiddies

>>74121316
POST EM

I LOVE THICC

>message a hapa anglo girl, I'm hapa too, we just talk about that
>don't flirt with her at all
>she messages me really quick and writes long paragraphs
>says "Night :) Awesome talking to you :P" when she goes to bed
Does she want my 5" peepee or is she just really interested in the subject

you're all faggots

>>74122329
Based on the info you've given she isn't. If you don't make your intentions known then nothing will happen

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This roach qt literally says haha or uses the emoji in everything she sends

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>>74122473

>tfw russian gf

How to make clear I want boobies without stating in right away?

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>tfw your prude and shy qt with whom you've only had vanilla sex so far starts saying she wants to abuse and fuck me in public toilets

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>tfw spent 4 hours skyping with a qt yesterday, all in chinese

What sense does it make to change yor location to europe if you're gonna behave like a third worlder anyways

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Fucking Korean girls be posting their "sport bra + yoga pants" photos, god fucking damn.

>>74122511
Please don't say that

you all are norms

I tried interpals a little while ago but never got any views and when I tried conversing with people I was really awkward and I felt insincere and also my profile was really dumb and shitty

If you can't talk to people irl and have success with girls irl you cant in interpals either. I got memed on by thinking this was something fun

>>74124333
Interpals is supposed to be your practice field, you dummy.

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This one Korean QT drives me fucking crazy. How do I not fuck this up lads? I'm thinking about being blunt and honest, but feel that that shit will backfire real quick.

>>74124333
I was awkward too, to the point that when I messaged someone, I would immediately go offline.
Nowadays I can message without problems.

I'm now trying to talk to to a qt, since that my hikikomori Japanese probably killed herself.

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>>74123760
What about this one korean?

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>>74126894

anons, is it worth to get koreaboo gf from europe or usa? i don't see it is a good idea because they seems desperate to have any boy from my own country...

>>74127323
It's really worth

>>74127419
how?.. i'm getting message from some hot blonde girls from north europe and france and russia also california but they are kind of cucked sjws...

>>74126894
>tattoos
Into the trash

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I did NOT ask for this

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>>74126894
>>74128096

>>74128503
The jews are collecting eye maps to control goyims

>>74129795
Goyim is already a plural, you idiot

>tfw she's 17

>>74128503
FSB collecting eye pictures for faking retinal scans.

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>tfw korean nudes

>>74126894
Why do they have such perfect milky skin??

>>74126894
>Tfw no Korean gf with tattoos

She's one of my favorite gooks on Interpals

>>74130482
I need

>>74126894
post profile

>>74124333
False I cant talk with people irl and I can easily do on InterPals

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>tfw big cock
>mfw their responses when i send it

>tfw American girl messages me that she's in Amsterdam and asks if I want to meet

P A N I C
A
N
I
C

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>>74132191
ikr

>>74132191
>mfw I send it to Asians they're amazed
>mfw never sent it to a white girl but I'm scared to

7" dicklet

>>74132438
She wants the D

>tfw get more views offline than online

Good morning everyone!!

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>>74134060
Hullo.
Was this decent banter at an American?

>>74134238
Yes, good job

>>74134266
I've always known one for famous for the corn, but I couldn't remember which of the two. Honestly they're the two soundest states two. Fly-over, and no history at all too.

>>74134315
saddest*
Butterfingers.

>>74134238
Lmao as someone that's lived in Ohio before, that's actually a pretty good one

>girl sends me logs of a conversation with a guy to show me an argument she had
> she just sent the whole convo, not just the argument
>there's quite a bit of lightish flirting in there
>hints of him visiting her
>I used to be quite a bit into her years ago, but I backed off for what I thought were good reasons
>kept talking to her once in a while anyway, she's a nice girl

I thought I was completely over her. But that flirting just fucking crushed me. She seems to care a lot about me, but clearly not in any kind of romantic way. I think I'm just going to slowly fade out, no point in hurting myself.

Pretty sure that guy is from here or at least know the chans too.

>>74134657
She hasn't replied yet, despite having seen it, so I hope it means that it did the trick;

>>74135003
You are in the friend zone buddy boy, best to drop all contact

>>74134238
Lol yes it is

>>74135101
I know. I've always been there. Hell, I probably put myself there by not acting when she seemed to send hints. And now it's waaay too late to do anything.

She noticed I wasn't like usual after she sent the logs. Asked me what happened, but I couldn't tell her the real reason I wasn't alright. She was comforting anyway, gave me good advice, told me she prays for me every day, that I'm someone she really do care for. And with every kind word I felt even more like shit. I can't just cut all contact on her, but I really need to put some distance.

>>74135844
don't cuck yourself man
i've been there
just cut her off asap
it's for the best for both of you in the long run

>>74135844
Then just tell her that you like her. You need a form of closure or you'll never really feel happy about it. You'll know if she likes you and you can move on from there or you know that she doesn't like you and you can hopefully keep in contact or leave with no regrets.

Trust me when I say that you'll feel better even if you get denied.

This Albanian girl I've been talking to who hates koreaboos straight up said Asian men look like girls. Finally someone gets it.

>>74136285
Yeah no shit, that's why the only convincing trannies come from asia

>>74136285
Most girls outside IP agree with her
The problem really is on IP only, and on normie social media in their own circle jerks

Do you use a fake name for this?

>>74136525
No

>>74136525
Why would you? Unless you go about creating a profile and then sharing every bit of it on /cp/ so the "locals" can scout and scoop you
Just use your first name, like most people
If you want more security, just pin your location to a town other than your own. Usually the ones within a mile radius

lads, are long distance relationships essentially self-cucking?

>>74136902

depends how long the distance is. If she's in your country, or at least a country near you, and you see each other occasionally it could work out.

If she's halfway around the world and you see each other once a year I doubt it'd work unless you're both really into each other

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>>74136902
Girl on ip also just asked me about a long distance relationship.

>>74136902
not if you approach it as knowledgeable anon, right? if you approach it as a game, then it's not. if you cuck her before irl, it's not/

>i was only pretending to be retarded

kind of thing

>>74137471
Redpill me on Kazak girls

>>74137498
i dont feel like it.