Mentally-ill Labour MP hopeful edition
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-39708731
>I mention I'm 6'3
>thread calls me a virgin obsessed about height
>the whole last thread were people mentioning the height
>no-one bats an eyelid
kelv
What happened to are jannie? Not seem him about recently.
want a gf
want to have children
want to get married
want to grow old together
want to see our kids do well
want to die side by side with my wife
>"no, this seat's not taken"
>>74074816
sod off
>the virgin is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-WiEAQC8yg
5'8 skinny gay boy twink with a massive cock
>>74074671
she's a fucking tart. I'd vote for her
@74074816
sounds like no one likes ya pal
don't reply to it
even though it is tempting
do not reply
wyd
>the dumbbells are dusty
well i've got an hour might as well aha x
>>74074857
i didnt ask. now fuck off to the back of the bus.
>>74074855
youre such a lost cause i dont even know where to start
>>74074857
Alri
babestation
>>74074897
You should join a climbing gym lad
>>74074879
yea yea alright now sod off back to 'ddit
I've found a lump.
>>74074936
Babestation noises
>>74074946
they're called testicles m8
>>74074847
cunt warned me yesterday for racism
meanwhile theres new threads earlier all day and a fucker spamming tranny porn every other day
reckon tim would make a good hulk
>>74074946
3rd bollock?
>>74074671
Absolutely howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpSIzx0Ta0Y
now watch me dab
now watch me nae nae
how can you tell from social media:
>a girl suffers from confidence problems
>a girl gets railed by chads a lot
>>74074946
what kind of healthcare system does ireland have
do irish lads go to the UK for better treatment
my brain, lungs, spine and lymph nodes hurt
he's been singing the same two songs at least once a day on camera now for years
>the virgin is talking about women
>>74075007
both are usually the case anyway
Which one are you lads?
genuinely have no idea what most of these 1s and 0s even are
>gibson guitar
>fender stool
>can barely use either of them
huffing
it's "don't mess me around sunshine" not "don't mess with me sunshine" you fucking newcunt
any lads from Scotland in here ?
picked a huge booger and now i can breathe through my nose again
>>74075052
me on the top, in the white, pointing at the runtoids
>>74075007
>a girl gets railed by chads a lot
if most of her pics are of her taking group selfies with her female mates
popular girls are always keen to show off to their lass mates how much they have sex
girls with fewer friends don't feel the need to fuck as many people
>>74074816
Anyone under 185cm is a manlet.
I'm 194cm.
>>74075017
It's a shambles
>>74075039
i actually laughed
good job la'
yeah you're right, top kek
literally co-introduced the Tim gimmick to /brit/
you're welcome
>>74075064
Cached government recordings of you masturbating waiting to be sent off
>>74075017
a shitty public healthcare system but I heard its good if you've got cancer and such
if you're any way wealthy you should have private though, waiting lists for anything non life threatening are insane
FOYs
O
Y
s
>>74074966
LINK
>>74075120
Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
>>74075141
No
>>74075167
in the first world
>>74075152
fuck off newtwat
I was born in Mexico
>>74075167
i know a few slags on a decent level and i just observed how they post on facebook and there's definite trends
don't expect a slut to take many pictures with guys on social media. she keeps the guys in her life a secret so she can net in more fucks
>>74075120
i literally see no correlation
>>74075152
>>74075167
mental illness
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492325017290.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492325017290.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492325017290.webm
>>74075229
it's definitely a factor lad
>>74075240
kek
do you know which video lad?
>>74075207
all chicanos are welcome in /brit/, moreso than yanks
>>74075216
good post
never been in a photo with a girl I banged but she'll take one with all my friends.
Got bio oil all over my new les paul lads, what's the best way to clean it without damaging the finish?
Seen 190kg at the deli the other day
he was shoving jambons in the pocksts of his cargo shorts whenever the staff turned around
They caught him and a black security guard ran at him and 190kg grabbed a fistfull of haribo packets before jetting off on his scooter
doing a poo
>>74075281
>>74075299
that's because she regrets it
reminder that 190 admitted to noncing his niece
>>74075309
best irish post in a long time
>>74074986
Think he's the tranny spammer
>>74075304
You fucked it lad
>>74075281
I dunno, sometime around late June I think if you want to go digging
>women
>wombmen
>Womb men
love a nice nonce o' the niece
>>74075299
Nice bait you virgin
saw a female security guard in halfords before, she was literally like 5'3 and about 20 stone, not even messing.
What a fucking joke, literally who is she going to stop, it wasn't even like bouncer fat where they are hard to knock over, one nudge she woulda rolled down the fucking street
>>74075358
Watch some BJJ self defence videos on youtube.
>>74074671
>fighting for equality by getting rid of men's rights
ah yes, wymyn
ah yes Labour
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39683982
Me on the right
>>74075281
Ahhh
I found a clip of it in this video
Worth the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bPQt55AS4
>>74075007
girls with confidence problems take every picture from the same angle they think looks good
so you'll see a lot of pics covering their foreheads or only showing their face from a certain angle etc
>>74075399
good thing halfords isn't much of a target
>>74075358
if you don't have any fighting skill and he does you're going to get smashed
my advice is "square-up" to him like you're going to talk before it kicks off and either kick/grab his balls or shove your palm really hard into his nose and mouth and just pounce on him
>>74075412
>BJJ self defence
Thing is i dont want self defence, i want to send the nigger into coma, , i want to knock him the fuck out with my bare hands
>>74075399
>bouncer
taking the job title literally then
>>74075358
just go mental mate
chances are you aren't trained in anything so don't try and do it in style, listen to some aggressive music to get yourself pumped up then go to the fight and go off your nut, just swing and swing and don't stop until you knock the cunt out
you can do it mate, just get into the mindset
>>74075454
>Sending him into a coma
>Not just breaking his arm
It's a much more powerful lesson for them to learn
>>74075399
redpill: security guards aren't there to stop thieves, they're just there to reduce the insurance premiums of the business
>>74075358
when you go to punch him put a set of house keys in your hand poking out through the gaos between your fingers
>be irish
>get terrible hemorrhoids
>have to wait 3 months to be seen by a doctor
>>74075428
bellys gonna get ya
What's Poley up to these days lads?
Mum just got a new job lads, she's a security guard at Halfords.
>>74075358
tell him your dad can beat his dad up
Why are niggers such ugly fucking things?
chuck's suck and fuck
>>74075330
genuinely laughing at the idea of this being the acclaimed 2015 film, Room
>>74075358
if he can fight then you're fucked lmao. if he can box then try to tackle him (watch the uppercut lmao) and if he can wrestle then stay on your feet.
if he can do both then post a photo of him on facebook saying he showed you a photo of muhammed and he'll be dealt with promptly
>>74075454
literally can't do it without training unless you get lucky as fuck or are strong (you aren't)
do something dirty and hurt him badly early on, kicking him in the shin or knee would be a good opener
>shite gets stuck to your arse hair
ah yes, the so-called "evolution"
>>74075495
Hears an old lady fell and cracked her head at the weekend and spent 14 hours in A&E waiting to be seen
>>74075520
>>74075495
i imagine obama care is similar? People always complain about that too
>>74075491
Fucking state of these pakis.
Would you wank off with your brother?
tfw vile slug of a creature
>>74075454
Hm right. Drop a cinderblock on his head while he isn't looking
>>74075520
what u just say whyte boi?
>>74075546
this is why i shave my arsehole
my teas gone cold im wondering whyyy
gf lost the key to my cock cage so now i am doomed to eternity in chastity.
>>74075539
it's the sequel when the kid grows up
>>74075573
Too sweaty
>>74075546
didn't know getting poo bits in your arse hair kills you
Flying to Marseille tomorrow morning to chin this absolute runt that's been talking shit about me on another board.
Can't wait to turn his spine into a flump.
>>74075561
tradition in india innit
>arse
>Why are niggers such ugly fucking things?
>>74075591
i live in a yellow bit
>The Poonited Sharts of Arsemeriturd
>>74075491
BROWN'D
>be yank
>get shot
>get treated but get left with a massive bill that would take a lifetime to pay off
>get shot on the way out of the hospital
>>74075555
no even the poorest of the poor can be seen immediately by a wide variety of doctors and clinics. the longest waits are to see a dentist for surgery which can be up to two weeks(but that's because they put you on antibiotics for 10 days before doing surgery) and psychiatrists which is also about 3 weeks because they're overbooked
i'm on "obamacare" and i go to the best clinic and hospital in the state on a regular basis
>>74075630
hello nigger
>>74075591
where are they getting the data from? Do they even census for hair colour anywhere?
>>74075611
the English language is so weird lol
>flying to marseille
literally not flying
>chin this absolute runt
how can you "chin" someone what does it even mean?
>talking shit
makes no sense as well
>can't wait
but you are
>turn his spine into a flump
literally impossible, what even is a flump? hahah
>>74075432
kek cheers mate
>pop a curry in
>thread is already half full
doopin 'eck
>>74075658
not a fan of the following
>aspartame
>vaccines
>fracking
>nuclear energy
>fluoridation of the water supply
>>74075673
>psychiatrists are overbooked
Classic
How do I get a body like this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493063249685.webm
>>74075715
>literally not flying
???
>>74075673
whats the complaint about obamacare then?
also I have private healthcare which means I'm seen instantly for anything
>>74075658
When Americans are born the doctor shoots their foreskin off
>can't find my bjork albums to pack
>>74075454
look up krav maga on yt, look how to block kicks, pretty basic try and get on top off him, if he goes to tackle you use elbows or knees but be mindful that can throw you off balance and don't fight unless you really have to. If you want to lobotomise him, padlock in a sock lightly taped under your shirt but I'd advise against that as you could actually kill him.
>that recent club acid attack
>that recent story about a guy who answered his door and got acid'd
would it be autistic to start carrying a box of baking soda around just in case?
>>74075715
tell me about it
>190cm master race
literal nonce
>>74075758
>gif
fuck off
>>74075729
not him but if i was rich enough to justify it and had nothing to do tomorrow I would come meet you and absolutely waste this bully for you
sorry lad :/
>>74075754
I honestly think this explains why they're so full of rage / aggressive online
>>74075749
it's raising premiums and deductibles for middle class folks by up to 500% in some cases
>>74075432
confused
does reportoftheweek come here?
>>74075715
none of these are weird you fucking idiot they're all colloquialisms that exaggerate the point
>>74075738
be short
>>74075738
>that kiss at the beginning
fucking hell I'm rock hard
>>74074671
need a danc zukk off danczuk desu
>>74075735
Fracking is the way of the future
>>74075764
Yeah
>>74075454
bring a knife and he'll probably run away
>>74075803
yes
>>74075749
left millions of the middle class forced to take obamacare because private insurers of course had to raise prices way up which is a problem if you make over 50k/year you will have considerably less coverage than povvos.
>>74075738
how many chairs are you breaking over your back daily? might need to up the numbers on that
>>74075784
kek i'm not him, but thanks, it's not that far come visit me this summer also i'm not a molester
>>74075764
Does that work or are you baking a face cake
>>74075754
All those thread you see about yanks sharing their experiences about getting their foreskin cut off is fucking mental, hospitals badgering the parents a few days after the baby arrives home, initially charging money but then offering to cut it off for free
/r9k/ is one of the most toxic but also one of the most interesting boards on this site
a lot of really good philosophical posters there amongst all the lost causes
>>74075761Krav Maga is pretty useless in nearly any case you will face in real life
you're not a commando
if you want real functional self defence learn one striking art and one grappling/takedown art
something like boxing and judo is good because both are very common making them easy to start learning and cover all your bases.
muay thai is good as well but dangerous since its very easy to kill someone with it.
>>74075764
won't harm you because you're basic af hahahahs
>>74075829
he'll just melt the knife with the acid, retard
>>74075747
he doesn't have wings to fly
>>74075808
nah they're not
>>74075863
hmm
which one are you
will probably hospitalise some frog cunt I'm fighting tomorrow lads
>>74075863
Why is it toxic?
>>74075867
>reddit spaced pretentious shit, no idea what he is talking about
>check flag
ah yes, what a surprise
local slags are arguing on twitter again
>you're a sket
>you're a junge
>you're a slag
yawn
>>74075849
i'll be in touch x
>>74075851
It would work better than just tap water or a towel but I doubt it would save your face completely in the end.
>>74075854
Fucking jews, man
Unironically
>>74075863
the "philosophy" of r9k is painfully stupid
bunch of suburban idiots whining about their non-problems
>>74075867
mate he's on about a fight tomorrow lmao he's not gonna learn judo in a few hours on youtube
>>74075889
haven't posted there since 2014
but i lurk once every blue moon
dead these yats your boring
>>74075854
It is a sign of their loyalty to Israel
>>74075867
yeah mate you're really gonna kill someone with muay thai skills you picked up 10 hours earlier on youtube
>>74075900
what the fuck is a sket or junge?
i know a slag obviously
>>74075913
he's not going to learn any martial art
suggesting Krav maga is stupid as fuck
what he should be practising then is how to punch and weave
that or pack a knife and try to scare the guy off
>>74075867
would like to try muay thai or boxing but i never fought in my life and I'd look like such an idiot if i started at 21
>>74075951
FOY
>>74075951
pretty sure sket is a grime rapper and junge is another one of those chav electronic genres
>>74075910
your problem is you're generalising the entire board. i'm not talking about your typical whining threads, i'm talking about the rare touching and fascinating threads you get every so often. really wakes up some proper feels.
>>74075897
because of the unluckiness of their lives they have become bitter, hateful people for the most part. also everything revolves around sex
OGGY OGGY OGGY
>>74075867
spend a week with me and my dogs i'll teach you how to fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryMMzYp07Zs
name a better song than this
Fucking Canadians hahahaha
>>74075964
Plenty of people start late
>>74075946
No it's so the jews can blend in. In WW2 the nazis would identify them by their dicks
>>74075900
junge?
explain
>>74076002
Kanye West - We Don't Care
>>74075964
most people start when they're above 18 desu
>>74076002
Radiohead - I'm a Creep
>>74075984
They're contained to their own board. It' not like they're inflicting their crap on anyone who doesn't want to be part of it.
Stop being so fucking dramatic
>using the word chav
i'll take £500 on "how to spot someone who hasn't had any social contact irl since 2010"
>>74075897
spending too much time there nakes you fucking hate women
not a good attitude to get desu
next door neighbour has a shotgun
anarcho rorkeism 2bh
>>74075947
didn't read the rest of the comment chain
if he NEEDS to fight soon he's never going to remember any martial arts
got a shotgun
got a shotgun. might shoot the runt next door.
>>74076032
wasn't being dramatic, he just asked why they were toxic so i explained. i agree with you.
Start basic training next week lads
i'm scared
Just signed my form confirming my job
sometimes forget that I'm not 21 and I'm actually 24
life eh lads
fuck is this
thought the picture on the right was shooped
that's fucking disgusting
literal cow
>>74076057
alri MICKey ROuRKE
>>74076088
ah yes, more meat for the grinder.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490876150110.webm
when you've had 3 pints and the redpill hits
>>74075983
I see where you were going with this post but the execution was awful
going to go batter the runt who made 4chan X
only time i ever watch TV is at the gym with subtitles
watch a bit of snooker tonight. never watched it before but it was quite enjoyable
>>74076035
what if you use it ironically
>>74076089
>tfw 21 and think i'm 18
>>74076089
>>74076008
almonds: activated
goodnight lads!
>>74076088
>wanting to protect europe
literal cuck
>>74076002
Wiley - nightbus dubplate
>>74076095
ARSE
>>74076095
her arse is vile looking
>>74076008
Why were they looking at their dicks? A bit gay desu
>>74076117
Me on the left.
cascaded cashews
>>74076089
find myself doing that too, almost told someone I am 22 the other day then realised I'm 24 :s
still no gf though
>>74076128
did I ask you? no so fuck off
>>74076180
all of your posts are shit
>>74076176
In WW2 the nazis would identify them by their dicks
>>74076165
one of the best posts this thread
gf has stretch marks on her thighs
>>74076207
That hurt
>>74076207
objectively wrong
Ethiopia has a very good knowledge of aesthetics.
>>74076207
fuck you
>>74076095
why does katie hopkins suddenly look 20 years older
>>74076222
haha so do i x
>>74076222
was she preggo or summin
Should I just have gimmicks in my Tinder profile, or an actual profile with information and the like?
I'm so confused about what does and doesn't work
ahhhhh yesss
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39708768
>>74076215
wHY WERE THEY LOOKING AT THEIR DICKS?
really makes the coconuts clank
>tripcunt defending a flagcunt
further proof that flagging is pseudo tripfaggery
*bricks your grans front window*
*pisses through your letterbox*
*takes a dump on your car*
*calls the police and says a black person did it*
>>74076265
my profile just says "memes"
works for me
>>74076180
>being a communist
Fug ethiopia
>>74076207
great post
>>74074671
How is she mentally ill?
>>74076287
proof that yanks hate flags because yank posts are always shite
>>74076207
Nobody asked for your opinion.
tinder wanker loves his fucking tinder
need a bf
>>74076279
In WW2 the nazis would identify them by their dicks
pistachios: pulverized
really gets the pineapples pulsating
>>74076229
Sorry, some are ok
Just not a fan of the spam random images gimmicj
>>74076328
Gay twats
>>74076310
She's a woman
>>74076311
yeah and everyone loves mick posters don't they
really encourages the cashews to coagulate
almonds: activated
murray rosado was a bit shit in the end
coulda got tickets for a fiver but I just took a xanax and watched it at home
>>74076318
vocaroo yourself saying this
really noshes my nectarines
>>74076372
i stated a fact and you responded with ad hominem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf6FOrG1wYA
must admit the yankees make some good music
>>74076207
>all those angry JFs (and the tripfag)
that's how you know you're right
>>74076310
by default of being female
>>74076311
If yanks hate flags then why are they obliged to pray to a piece of fabric in order to receive an education?
Quite a prescient lad
the future is so bright we won't need eyes to see it
>>74076299
>blocks your path
turnips: turgid
Police helicopter being noisy as fuck again
>>74076408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTChaucaM0s
felt very depressed today
>>how is she mentally ill?
>by default of being female
peanuts: powered
peanuts: perturbed
VR is a temporary gimmick just like 3d tv was to get the normgobblins to go 'woah, that's so cool!'
reminder -
keep your Gaelic genes pure, don't pollute your bloodline with anglo poison
>>74076527
reckon you're wrong desu
3d doesn't change the way you play
just did a vlog for you lot today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm0eEdfP_So
>>74076527
bet you thought HD tv was one too
>normgobblins
run up on the movement laughing, fuck it
>>>/mu/72411805
>>>/mu/72411818
doing a giggle
>>74076527
numberinos
Just woke up.
ARSE
Which Fedora best sums up your feelings right now?
>>74076565
no not really
>>74076543
>>74076602
stop posting yank pictures
>>74076601
>you mean girls(male)
literally the worst meme I've ever seen on 4chan
dont know how that got so popular
>>74076629
me patrolling the homunculi farms
>>74076591
Justin's wife's got a bucket, fuck it
>>74076656
Terrible gimmick
>>74076095
Arse looks fake 2bh
Apparently this guy was an investment banker in New York, skipped out on a bar tab of €950 in the hostel, and the hostel owners used this picture to shame him all over social media - on his LinkedIn and everything. Pretty much ruined his life and he killed himself last year.
https://obittree.com/obituary/us/new-jersey/marlton/bradley-funeral-home/gary-sutton/2691056/
>>74076602
t. consumerist troglodyte
>Error: You may not post more than 5 active threads at a time.
looks like someone else needs to get this
So has anyone else accepted the fact we are just in a simulator?
>>74076674
nice gyno faggot
>>74076701
literally nothing wrong with the current thread
People who holiday at theme parks are runts
>>74076323
i'll be your bf
>>74076712
I am the simulator
>>74076712
alri elon
>>74076722
ok
you know someone will do it though
>>74076686
If it was all over social media why are we just hearing about it now.
>>74076686
wait, what?
>>74076686
hows that for a bonus, bankerboy?
>>74076712
what are the implications of this
>>74076635
hahaha
saw this earlier
>>74076736
or maybe they just want to take their kids for a fun filled day out
then again you were probably a shut in depraved of vitamin d since childhood so I guess you wouldn't know
>>74076760
Shut up Mr Smith
>>74076764
Ye lad. Just trying to become the first technocratic POTUS
>>74076784
We are just tiny bits of information