Culture Pals /cp/

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I'm cucking (You) right now

She doesn't seem that rude to me desu
I'm actually impressed on her English skills. Too used to broken English with lots of reddit spacing.

>>74064231
My QT is not underage tho.

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>tfw no comfy Japanese qt

>>74064325
>tfw mock every girls requests and hobbies in a sarcastic way
>100% reply rate
>find a qt jap girl who sounds nice and fun
>do my usual message
>she read and didn't reply

fuck

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>start up a new profile with handsome friends photos
>actually can practise Chinese now
>over 90 views thus far, zero were solicited
>South Korean qts crawling all over me and remarking how charming I am
>mfw they're going to start asking for Skype soon

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>tfw you just want a qtpie Korean to talk to you, but only Russians, Turks and Latin Americans check out your profile

>you probably do weird stuff to your pee pee on the daily
She's not wrong there, tbqh

>>74064416
Jap girls are egotistic and get tons of attention on this site even if they are ugly and old

>>74064424
korean girls on IP are shit tier. the vast majority at least.

>>74064325
>japanese girl who's staying in my city messages me, says she's looking for friends here
>chat for a bit
>she stops responding
oh well

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>>74064424
wonder whats up with the hordes of t*rk women there'

5/10 last viewers were t*rks

Is there any worse feeling than messaging a girl, who then replies to your message but never views your profile? You just know she isn't interested

>>74064645
>Is there any worse feeling
yes, reading your message, viewing your profile and never replying.

>>74064645
Probably one who reads your message and visits your profile yet doesn't reply.

If she doesn't bother to visit at least it's probably because she's already got enough attention.

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>74064941
Soren21 asked me to give her a womb a taste of American Imperialism

What's the purpose of interpals?
To get foreign titties?
Speaking of which, assuming I'm an attractive guy, would that be easy to achieve?

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>>74065069
>tfw Soren21 is not going to reply

>>74065406
try it

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>message 3 girls
>first one didn't read
>second one didn't reply
>third one sent pic related

Literally nobody could be doing worse than me.

>>74065477
Darren

What did you write though ?

>>74064424
Message one then

>>74065477
I would feel sorry for you but:

>4chan pass user.

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>>74065477

>>74065477
>>third one sent pic related
did you tell them you bought 4chan pass?

>>74065069
I will believe it when I see pictures

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>>74064479
Hey :)

>>74065859
how are you)))

>>74065562
Different things.

For example a girl from Aarschot, 'aars' means ass in Dutch so I sent "AARSchot :D" but she did not reply.

>>74065859
You mast began to learn Russian!

Where do you live?)))
What is your name?)))

>>74065859
hi im Poo from thailand!

>>74065898

>aars means ass in dutch

Noooooooooo... I would have never guessed that

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>>74065859

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>Hi handsome! We be friends!

>>74065069
Thats all fine and dandy but let me point out that you are a Amecrican. As a American you are responsible for stealing land of many natives and for that I cannot ever forgive you. If you are serious about talking to European women, which I rather you didnt. I beg of 2 things, you dont ruin pure blonde Nordic girls with your American ways, seriously these girls are perfect in every way. I would want nothing more than to cuddle one and watch the stars at night, I would want nothing more than to passionately kiss my blonde, blue eyed Estonia girlfriend in our beautiful field, I would want nothing more than to hold her hips whilst she bakes a lovely cake, and she would look beautiful doing it aswell. We will have many children who we love very much, and we will have many animals as we will live on a farm, our favourite animals would be our cute cats who would also come and cuddle up with me and wife at night. Secondly, dont ruin Russian women, (this is the main point as I am reffering to in your post) I know they think they are cold but I can tell that deep down inside Russian girls are very fragile and innocent. They deserve respect. I would love to cuddle them so theres that. If you are serious about these girls please move to Europe and love them in Europe, do not ruin them by exposing them to America.

>>74066111
"why is your head popping out of a garbage bag"

>>74066137
You are the cuckposter arent you? You'd probably also love to see your European wife be gangraped by a group of pakis

Dont pass down your weak genes.

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>updated my profile pic
>5 minutes pass
>new message

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>>74066137
>It's another episode of this drivel

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>>74066137
lol

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>>74066329
>tfw it's a fag

Kill me.

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>>74066385

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>>74066428
At least you made me laugh, anon

>>74066595
Hey, at least that means that my new pic is good. R-Right?

>>74066235
Lol, im laughing right now. I left the house because I feel like I needed something to do, I didn't really do much bu then I saw someone I use to know and he asked me if I wanted to get high with him, I said no at first but then reluctantly I decided to, I am a lot happier now,

(one problem is when I was high I told him about how I was annoyed I lost my shit measurements, basically when i needed the toilet for a shit, I would measure my self on the scales before and after to see how much my shit weighed, I collected a few weeks worth of measurements but yeah I accidentally deleted it and didn't have any backups. I think he thinks I was joking, anyway just going to forget about it, dont want anyone in real life thinking im strange)

I have deleted all my porn and

>Dont pass down your weak genes.

I have joined a boxing gym, we will see whos weak when you are posting on 4chan and I have ascended into Chad.

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>>74066675
Gay mires are more sincere than women's ones, don't worry comrade

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>>74066137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cXCwFTQN1s

This thai qt asked to skype and she literally couldn't stop staring at me. I feel fuzzy inside

>>74066929
jesus anon. how do you handle skyping?
just the mere thought of it makes me anxious.
i couldn't even send voice messages to my qts without my heart pounding like crazy, having cold sweat on my back and physically trembling.

>>74067103
wtf man, they're just girls. They aren't fucking tigers who will pounce and eat your throat once they smell fear.
Ask them about inane stupid shit and then tease them about it as if they were your little sister.

>qt I haven't replied to in a while views my profile

starting to sweat lads

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To the 'Murican in the other thread who wanted a screenie

I'd just asked her what she studied and she got annoyed I hadn't read her profile so that's when I sent this

/The-rebel

>>74067349
Lel she mad you look a right twat

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>>74067349
>kek
That dragon lady just told you, son! You aren't going to stand for that, are you Nigel?

>>74067103
I don't like shyping myself, but you have to realize that girls are just as shy too. This girl only wanted to talk over text, so we sent text messages while the camera was on, so I didn't have to talk

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>>74067349
brits btfo

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>>74067472
>>74067500
>>74067555
>mfw I'm still talking to her

>>74067349

don't listen to the beta orbiters here

your response was perfect. she's self-conscious as fuck

>>74067349
You better dish back, anon. I'm getting second hand embarrassment

>talking to a qt
>conversation seemed to go somewhere about language
>we eventually start talking about her
>I ask about how she came about learning English
>she sends a huge paragraph
>oh good, she's no responding reluctantly
>half an hour passes
>no answer to my question
>that's of course fine
>read back through what I said
>I feel like I'm just interrogating her rather than 'getting to know' her
HALP, I CAN'T LOSE THIS ONE. NOT NOW!

How do i talk to someone
im too anxious

>>74067648
I bet she would be a good fuck

All that frustration let out

Then again Asians are like dead fish in bed

>>74067648
>response

He messaged first.

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>>74067641
Good.
I sent her some fresh bait. Asked her if she eats cats. Hoping to get some good bantz.

>>74067695
Talk to them about how real communism has never been tried

>>74067349
Lmao no way is this an actual chink bitch. Women don't have a sense of humour. It's just some fat neckbeard catfishing.

>>74067656
I did, we're still bickering a bit but she's chilled out a lot
She doesn't seem a bad person just a bit strange

>>74067753
Good lad

Post responses :^)

>>74067739
nah she's real. I have her on wechat

>>74067738
But I feel scared... I just say this to them? and if they wont respond I'll kill myself. This is why I never message anyone or reply to message

>>74067846
try messaging people you dont want to talk to first, then you wouldnt care if they respond or not

>>74067846
You might be too autistic even for randoms on IP.
Seriously, who the fuck cares? It's not like you'll ever see any of these bitches in real life.

>>74067994
This. Just try and get nudes it's fun.

>>74067836
Get nudes or lewds?

>>74067949
But then I feel a loser even more as some jerk I look down upon ignores me. I am already a loser man. I want to try this maybe it will fix my autism a bit but I'm afraid it will damage my confidence even more.
>>74067994
But what if one of my neighbours or family find my face? Do you think it will be a nice idea if I use someone else photo before I start to message strangers? Also I look like an indian american :(

>>74067728
No she messaged me first actually

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>tfw got her skype in 30 minutes

>>74068189
>I look like an indian american
Then make some mestizo children Colombro. You can do this.

>>74068291
Thank you Ameribro.... I'll wait till someone messages me then I will reply this time

>>74066030
Oh, next to ugly I'm also stupid, thanks bro.

Any tips for taking good pictures? Most guides on the internet to take pictures for men assume you're borderline model tier attractive.

>>74068698
just smile and act natural =)

>>74068698
>natural lighting
>camera at ever-so-slight angle
>chin lowered
>head/neck slightly forward. makes you less of a 5-fold chin
>body angled to camera, not straight on. better profiling that way.

t.chad's portrait photographer

>>74067349
lmao More of this please.

>>74067682
requesting assistance pls

can someone make a account with my photos, im not sure weather it is because im autistic or because im ugly im not getting a lot of replies.

>>74068993
talk about yourself a little bit after she says something.

>>74069054
>weather
lol

>>74069054
sure post your profile

>>74069054
THIS
Can someone also do this for me please. I'd be surprised if anyone even answered

>>74068207
Do you like getting cucked, because thats whats gonna happen

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>>74069054
>>74069263
Man the fuck up lads.

>>74069404
Don't forget 2 b urself

>>74069106
I've been doing that but holy shit I feel like I'm just interrogating her.

See:
M: How many years have you been learning for?
F: it i a very long story :D
M: How much time do you have? I'm listening. :)
F:*paragraph*
M:*paragraph*
F: hmmm when i was in 10th year i was about 15-16 y.o.
M: I think it is really common for people to find writing/reading easier, for obvious reasons. In Russia, I found listening to be so difficult.
M: I see. That makes sense. :)
F: just at school we spoke rarely
F: i did not hear english speech, did not speak
F: this is the reason
M: Ah, I see. That's a huge shame.
F: :c
M: :c
M: Were your teachers/tutors native English speakers?
M: That's kind of like me with Russian actually. haha
F: of course no, they were not
M: Just curious. I know that teaching/translating is really popular for native English speaking migrants.
M: I suppose you study mathematics of some description at University?
F: haha nooo management and english
M: Oh! Management? Of what kind? I'm partly doing the same.
F: now general management, i will have to choose a specialization soon
M: That's a funny coincidence. Do you have an idea about which specialisation you would like to choose?
F: yes, logistic
M: Nice. Is Nizhniy Novgorod your hometown or did you move for University?
F: it is, but there was the time when i was living in another city and returned
M: Right, where did you move to - do you live with your parents currently?
..........

holy hell, I'm dry

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>>74069446
and buy 4chan pass

>>74069446
Ok. Can you please post account of girl that always replies no matter what?
I want to train
thnk you

Nur1017 keeps viewing me

>>74069511
Do you want some profiles of girls that I don't feel like messaging?

>>74068843
Im suprised how natural lighting makes you look much better

>take selfies in my room with lights
>look like shit
>take selfies outside
>look good, get compliments and lots of views/messages

>>74069557
yes please

>its a "bitch replies to my nonoffensive message by making fun of me even quoting me with a 'lol' next to what i wrote" episode
Jokes on her, i send the same message to everyone.

>>74069588
Do you mind Thai girls?

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It's easy lads, you just gotta talk to these girls like trash

>>74069564
B&W can also be quite flattering if you can't make use of natural light. For example without natural light photos make my face look kinda red, even if I don't in person... B&W removes that

>>74069662
You seem pretty upset about it to be posting about it in the thread

>>74066137
I legitimately thought this was a copypasta

>>74069671
I literally never sent a message to anyone on this site so I don't mind anything. Even if it has dic

>>74069728
No, not really. Why are there always little white knight bitches in these threads defending random sluts who'll never reply to them? lmao

>>74069708
I actually have a near 100% response rate from messaging koreaboos and insulting them for liking korean trash. Some of them ended up turning it around into a normal conversation. So I'd confirm as well that being a dick works pretty good.

>>74069805
wow.

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Ew

Time to cut all contact

>>74069805
I think you gotta look good too, which you do already leaf, no homo

>>74066729
Nottingham friendo? Nottingham friendo hello. That's the attitude, I won't defend your cuckery the other day... but you've got a sound approach on relationships and so I wish you get exactly what you've said there. I can only wish for that myself too. God speed.

>>74069708
Is that your favourite gook slut you wont post pictures of?

>>74069921
>tfw not look good. Eventalk to american nigger and he blocks me without reading message
reeeee

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>>74069782
>Why are there always little white knight bitches in these threads defending random sluts who'll never reply to them?
kek you sure showed me how not upset you are

>>74069782
Just leave it anon

>>74070046
kek

>>74069776
/key_kantika
Here's some random Thai girl that viewed me that I'll never message

Can you chads please spare few tips on how to look better for poor colombia?
:(

>>74069461
Not terrible but comes across as a tad autistic
You're too formal
Like you can be polite but you don't have to make it like you're interviewing her

>>74070166
send your profile so we can help you

>>74070046
>llololol u r sooo madd i made u mad lmaomo am i rite guys?
Believe what you want, my dude

>>74069987
Yeah that's her
>>74070006
That's what you get for talking to niggers

Go for a Slav girl, she'll get wet just by the thought of all the free cocaine she'll have
>>74070166
I'll help you out, gib profile

>>74070166
Can you send some Colombian hotties our way?

>>74070150
Thanks I will message now and post everything

>>74070006
Dude I block guys that message me
I assume they're all gay or autistic

>>74070243
Idk if she's online or not right now but good luck

>>74070260
People like you are ruining this site

>>74070222
I'm gonna steal your gook girl CHAD

Any black qts?

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>>74067349

Is she our new bantz cow?

>>74070169
I know, and that's what pisses me off because I can see it when looking back, in person I'm not like that unless I have to be...

>>74070397
If she's not asking questions she's not interested. It shouldn't be like getting blood from a stone.

>>74070554
Yes, but at the same time surely she wouldn't go out of the way to write 2 half-page paragraphs for two of my questions...?

>>74070350
fuck off racist

>>74070631

Not necessarily no, some people do it to be polite so they're fully answering your questions.

At least that's what I do.

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WHY WONT HE STOP VIEWING ME EVERY SINGLE DAY

>>74069805
does it work if you praise NK and Kim Jong-Un?

>>74070763
I've never actually tried this.

>>74070721

Oh shit you got this guy too?

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>catfishing grills to practice flirting/practise my foreign language skills
>they want my facebook/whatsapp/skype

What excuse should I give em?

>>74070895
Yes, he looks at my profile daily. It's weird

>>74070895
Not who you were replying to but he's viewed me as well.
Should I be skeered?

>>74070935
give them my skype

How do I stop myself from taking half an hour to reply to a girl? I always feel like if I write back too quickly she'll think I'm desperate, yet I expect them to write back almost immediately which is dumb.

>>74070935
Tell them you don't have FB or skype. It's believable since FB has gone to shit the last few years and the other apps aren't ubiquitous anyways. You could still use whatsapp and keep up the ruse.

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This girl is a whore or a fake account?

>>74069152
can I email you it? I don't want that cuck poster using it to message his European wifes.

>>74071028
You are overthinking it. If a girl likes you, she will be happy to receive messages from you asap

>>74071207
i'm not putting my email on 4chan desu

>>74071041
When you do this, suggest using an app that there's no way they use. Only people in the west use snapchat so that's a good one and it's very normie.

>>74071245
use cock.li

>>74071169
Advanced dating tactics at work

>>74071169
Is that fucking Randy Bobandy?

>>74071270
[email protected]

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>tfw planned on using a girl for quick nudes and a way to get off for a few days
>ended up kind of liking her
>she ended up being the one to use me for quick nudes and a way to get off for a few days

Is this karma?

>>74071299
kek, looks like it.

>>74071270
send it boi

>>74064705
even worse: when she reads your profile and then doesn't even read the message

>>74071220
Yeah I think I fucked up. I messaged a qt Ukrainian girl and she responded within a couple minutes, but I took almost half an hour to respond so she never wrote back.

>>74071603
i am now, please dont bully :( I have a tash

>>74071626
Remember the time-zone senpai. It is 11:39 there.

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dubs decides what i send to this 19yo syrian qt

>>74071713
allah souriya bashar ou bas

>>74071647
i got the colombian's but not yours

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>>74071713
the weak should fear the strong, bby

>>74071713
Yo isis

>>74071713

Bashar al Assad did nothing wrong. TURKROACHES ARE THE REAL PROBLEM.

>>74071713
Hey! Did Assad kill any of your family members haha ;)

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>>74071822

You'd better deliver

>>74071781
rolling on this chap's behalf

>>74071831
If she lives in Damascus (she does, I found her profile) that's unlikely anyway.

>>74063372
I can take her off your hands

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>>74071855
DELIVER DELIVER DELIVER

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>>74071822
>>74071846
here we go lads
inb4 blocked

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>>74071972

MADLAD

>>74071822
Winrar. Post proof OP otherwise you'll forever go down in the history books as just another faggot

>>74072093
>>74071972
a bit late inbred slav faggot

>>74071972
I hope she responds and doesn't just block.

>>74071972
>post profile photo
>post age
>shows online now
>small country

why even hide the username? You can find her so easily.

does interpals notify you if you're blocked?

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I just want everyone too know this but...

You look beautiful ;)

>t. Argentinian faggot

>>74072291
im not a meanie, I wouldn't no

>>74072291
They didn't even notify me when they banned my account

>>74072291
No, only when you try to message the person who blocked you

>>74072291
You'll get an error if you try to message them and if you view their profile it will say their privacy settings don't allow you to contact them.
Also when someone reported me for harassment I got an automated warning

>>74072211
The catfish is too obvious if he just hands over the profile.

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https://www.interpals.net/maryam610

Multiculti has officially reached Japan, lads.

>>74072575
ENRICHING

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a korean on vacation in my city just messaged me
how do I make this end in sex?

One of you should try to get something out of /itsphyllis she's too attractive for me to bother.

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>>74072859

just b urself

>>74072859
Meet her for drinks and just be flirty from the start

>>74072859
let me know if you'd like to show you around :)

eh, probably just going to delete conversation and block. meeting people face to face is kind of scary

>>74073018

Post her profile so someone who's not a pussy can have a go

>>74072859
Get her number

>>74073018
You're a fucking autistic piece of shit.
The ''just be yourself'' isn't a meme here because you're already at the point where the person cared enough to talk to you and have more than a simple conversation.

As long as you don't spend the entire time telling her about your Madoka figurines and how much gold you make per hour in WoW, things should be fine.

Also take a shower.
And brush your teeth.
And wear fresh clothes.

>>74072892
she looks like she's made of plastic

>>74073108
This. It's not hard you just talk to them

>piece of shit
that wasn't called for

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>view turks profile
>they know german

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>>74072335
Those Argies, stone cold ladykillers

>>74073018
This is bait, just talk to her you autist

>tfw explaining abortion to an 18 year old Arab

>>74073329
she probably knows what it is, just not in English.

>tfw getting responses from qts
>they never ask anything about me
I don't know what to make of this.

>>74073621
people like to talk about themselves.

>>74073655
Yeah, I can understand that and I don't mind so much really... I just find it hard to gauge whether they enjoy talking to me about themselves or if they're just "putting up with me" to be polite... as someone said earlier.

>>74072892
>that
>attractive

I'll keep my high standards, thanks.

>>74073655
>tfw been looking for a gf
>only requirement is they make me smile

still single.

>>74073621
If they aren't asking you questions back then they aren't that interested in the conversation or you desu

Wow there sure seems to be a lot of NORMIES in these threads, would be pretty great if they'd just GET OUT

>>74073739
if you had to rate your face from hideous abomination pudge-like - to Brad Pitt is ugly next to me - what would you say your score is?

Just out of curiosity.

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Does this lass view everyone?

>>74074039
How about you suck the fart out of my ass you dirty sandnigger

>>74074039
I'm a registered autist

>>74074101
How about you suck the fart out of my ass you dirty favela monkey

>british girl views my profile

no thanks!

>>74074101
>dirty sandnigger
>coming from a literal monkey
Whatever you say Pedro Henrique

>>74074089
>not blocking south american/middle east/africa

>>74074162
>74162 ▶
>>british girl views my profile
>no thanks!
agreed

>>74074165
Still better than a towelhead.
And with less crooked teeth.

>>74073785
i hate when fucking qts message me first with just some shit like "hey" and then when i ask all the questions just answer with 2 word replies
some are just not worth it

She answered: "I masturbate in daily life", asked her what her job was.

Ok, what now lads?

>>74074207
>>74162 ▶

what did he mean by this

>>74074222

I hate it when it's like they're reading off a questionnaire as well.

>what movies do you like?
>what's your favorite food?
>if you can go anywhere, where would it be?

>>74074221
Oh yeah I'm sure women are very attracted to your poverty and shitskin
>inb4 I'm South Brazillian
Fuck off

>>74074227
Ask if she needs any help with that obviously

>>74074324
Good call, spainbro

>>74074227
Tell her you can give her a hand

>tfw laying on the sofa with laptop propped up by my legs
>cat is on my chest looking at the screen
>rejected by two qts simultaneously
>he turns around with a shit eating grin
>makes a little squark
>turns back and watches again
Smug bastard, I can see another 50 years of this...

>>74074463
REEE at him

>>74074463
>cat

lolgay

>>74074527
fuck off senpai, I'll set my Chihuahua Dog. fuck you right up yeah?

>>74074575
>Chihuahua and a cat

ok now you're just memeing...
Don't think even the faggiest of homos would have that combo.

>>74074523
I told him to feed himself
>check mate

I made a profile trying to trigger a lot of people.

And I need more things to put in it to trigger people

please provide

>>74074611
what is your preferred animal of choice, brown person? A pit bull?

>>74074683
Something that he can relate to...
>monkey

>>74074655
"This website fuels the female egotistical and narcisssistic nature by giving them the selfie culture and a buffet of cock to choose from. This in turn transforms most of these girls into picky bitches with shitty attitudes. Most of you females on here have nothing to offer but your depreciating looks and used up vaginas"

/jjordan89481

Absolute state of him

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I THOUGHT I BLOCKED _YOUR KIND_!

/crystalyne
Just gonna leave this here

>>74074753

Don't want to get banned yet family

Curious to see what this will bring, meme pictures + meme songs, schizophrenic bio

>>74074892
Make your profile into a pro refugee rape apologist super lib girl

>>74074859
thought it was going to be a qt why do you have to let me down like this

>>74074655
Best raging responses I've received were from when I wrote about wanting to hear from poor, small and culturally irrelevant countries like Togo, Malawi, Tajikistan, Sri Lanka, Colombia, or Belgium.

>>74074892
you should have this as your bio:
. I would want nothing more than to cuddle you and watch the stars at night, I would want nothing more than to passionately kiss my girlfriend in our beautiful field, I would want nothing more than to hold her hips whilst she bakes a lovely cake, and she would look beautiful doing it aswell. We will have many children who we love very much, and we will have many animals as we will live on a farm, our favourite animals would be our cute cats who would also come and cuddle up with me and wife at night.

>>74075124
ahahaha
make a profile out of that british cuckolds posts

>>74074892
>>74075124
Rolling for this please

>>74075154
>wanting a loving wife that you can hold by the hips whilst she bakes cakes for you and your kids which are playing in the field belonging to the farm that you own is being a cuckold

>>74075066
Spainbro??

>>74075228
no but wanting to do that with 1-2tb of cuckold porn makes you a cuckold.

Okey. I guess you don't understan either. I grew up in Sweden. In Sweden bullying is determined to be bulling only when the bullied feel bullied. It means that it doesn't matter if the bully thinks that he or she isn't bullying anyone. It only matter how words or actions are received by the bullied. This mean that I received your writing as personal attacks. And they are.

>>74075337
He's changed ways, h-h-he showed us!

>>74075342
"you not caring about how the bully feels is making you a bully"

>>74074068
About average, 7 or so.

I've met people who would be gf material but never tried to date them.

>>74075430
I replied with "You can't be bullied over the internet. Fact."

She just sent me this:

>Oh god. You seriously believe that? There are so many people being bullied over internet everyday. Bullying is not connected to personal meetings. It can be anything that hurts someone. It can be words coming out someones mouth, but it can also be words that are written. I can't believe that you think bullying doesn't exist on the internet.

>>74075493
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

- Tyler, The Creator

Words I live by to this day.

>>74075445
t. Darren

>>74075493
"so if a refugee rapes you, and I called him a sandnigger who would be the bad person in this situation"

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>>74074859

JESUS.

Redpill me on Aussie girls

>still gets ignored by everyone i message
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>74076137

She looks like a goddamn thwomp

>>74076170
What messages are you sending

>>74075760
Okey. I'm done with you. Your personal attacks and sarcasm is just frustrating and I'm having a hard time understanding why you even contacted me in the first place. And I don't understand why you keep talking to me. Is it that hard to understand that I don't want to hear anything from you?

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>actually ended up talking to the mixed Italian-Irish gay guy from the other night
>he's nice to talk to
>been sending him body shots, even
>mfw I'm not even gay but I'm still doing it because I'm sort of an attention whore

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>>74076234

Post her profile

This is fertile bantsland

>>74076292
/Sofie95

I haven't had the urge to masturbate to cuckold porn at all today. Even though everyone has ignored me on interpals. And it makes me upset and want to cry. I have fought the urge.

I think I would rather kill my self than masturbate over it again. The funniest thing is that you all think I am crazy, but I have actually been banned on most forums for being to much of a normie. Once I called a guy out because he spent all his money on a woman because he felt he had to pay her tax for having a small penis. He lived with his parents and had never had a job. He payed a girl $100 to block him on twitter.

I think I'm slowly starting to get back into reality but if I post here again just call me pathetic or something.

Were all going to make it.

>/kyoobqa
Look, I know this is one of you.. just own up to who it is.

>>74076365

The comments on his profile pic are some pretty fuckin bad autism.

/g13fr17
somebody acquire these tits

>>74076340
Just because you're not absolutely insane doesn't make you a normie m8

>>74076461

She's 17 you nig nog.

>>74076340
Keep us updated, I want to see your recovery

>>74076523
Not a problem for a britbong :^)

>>74076461
Nice profile. What's the retail on one of those?

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>>74076230
I've tried all kinds of messages with no use

>>74076699
send dumb messages like:

wtf??? Blonde hair?? IN POLAND??? are you German?????

bait them like you bait for (you) in 4chan.

>>74076699
i told you to add more pictures bro.

>>74076365
>hes dating this
>/RannaPanda

>>74076699
Anon, you need to put more effort into your initial message. You can't just say "hello" and expect them to give a shit. The sweet spot is like 2-3 sentences. Or >>74076781

>>74076699
Also your picture is shit and you literally have "please reply" on your profile

>>74074804
thats why i have gambia blocked

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>>74076804
>Yeah I support Trump. But you can't call me racist for it because I'm Jewish so suck on that.

>>74075265
Hello?

>>74076699
2nd one down is really nice, albeit plain looking.

>>74076929
Are you actually Jewish? 4chan has so many jews in general.

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>tfw you ignore all your qts, especially the one who just moved to your city, because you hate yourself and probably have some kind of mental illness

>>74077088
It's a quote from the profile the brit sent

>>74076781
Hmmm, I'm too autistic for this. But I'll give it a last shot
>>74076787
I just added one now.
>>74076804
>>74076829
Alright thank you for the heads up anons

>>74077101
Are you mad? Are you literally insane?? You could be slamming some gook puss and yet you're passing up on it

>>74077196
yeah. she's probably fucking some other guy from ip as we speak. I guess this is what cuckoldry feels like.

>>74077101
kys

>>74077283
I would kill to have a qt Korean girl message me telling me she's in my city and you're passing up on it like a cuck
She must think you're at least a bit attractive or interesting otherwise she wouldn't be messaging you telling you her location

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Someone want to watch a twitch stream with me?

needa new thread

>>74077390
I also have a qt and interesting Turkish girl on whatsapp who seems to genuinely like me but I hardly ever message her. Also countless conversations that I abandon before they go anywhere.

lmao @ me

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use my photos please, I want to see if it is possible to get nudes with them.

>>74078320
SHES IN YOUR CITY YOU FUCKING PLEB I'M GONNA COME AND CASTRATE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74078378
Post a couple more and sure

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>>74078421

>>74078378
yeah we're not having much luck on what i was doing

>>74077101
>Yepp
Sounds like she just can't get enough of you pham

>>74078445
3 is the magic number

>>74078495
>>74078421
Any angel or type of photo looks best?
>>74078452
I bet no one was replying.

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>>74077753
NO

>>74078515
one of them was but she didn't really seem to interested.

>>74078515
If you've got one outside taken by someone else that would be good

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>>74078495
here is the third

>>74078515
give them that upside down profile picture, that's a good angle

>>74078525
Fine.

>>74078544
i don't get why ludwig became chad, he looks like a caveman

>>74078542
sorry, I don't.

I'm trying to loose weight. I was just wondering if it was possible to get nudes in my current state. If you wantI will get any photo for you I don't care about this site anymore so the most I can hope to do is become a meme.