the phone call that saved britain edition
kelv
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/jeremy-corbyn-manchester-rough-sleeping-12929829
ah yes corbyn's trying to get the support of manchester
...
a city that already votes labour
Me and the missus on a date
there's nothing worse than having a Poo flood
elephant and castle
>>73965599
>I'll end rough sleeping in 3 years
Barefaced lying arsehole
>going back to uni today
GTA 5 has sold 75 million units, fucking insane desu senpai.
>>73967260
Short and fat
*vacuums your room*
24
good, students out
neets in
decent haul of 20 for an early sunday afternoon
>2 daughters
>2 sons
what the fuck is wrong with timothy?
>>73967271
Yeah. There is also linkages between people from Papua and ancient siberian people (probably best represented by the indigenous ainu people of japan).
race is complicated, the history of human migration is a massive cluster fuck.
>>73967309
Always feel weird in the borough of southwark. it all looks so shit, but its so central.
>>73967346
*I stubbornly remain sitting on my chair as you vacuum around me*
>>73967343
belly dropping? multiple chins and neck burried in fat?
>>73967362
find it really underrated 2bh
there are a lot of shit estates there too though
I think all yanks (including myself) should fuck off back to /cum/
@73967358
80% of those are your replies to people you cretin
when WILL they learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeduPmzvFnY
>>73967361
His autism means he has to have equal numbers of kids
>>73967335
they just jewed the world out of this
https://www.vg247.com/2017/04/22/red-dead-redemption-map-mod-for-gta-5-cancelled-after-being-contacted-by-take-two/
wonder when the next gta will come out
gta 4 came out april 2008 and the first trailer for gta 5 came out november 2011, so 3.5 years, which is about as long ago as gta 5 came out (september 2013)
but given rdr2 and gta online, I honestly think we might be waiting until 2020 for the next gta
>>73967377
can I come x
Rorke:there are whites blacks and yellows!
Scientists:well it's really more complicat-
Rorke:fuck off, I don't value knowledge
the golden lane estate
close to the city
>bragging about getting (you)'s
redditors really ruin this site
>voting for a man with the personality of a wet sponge
>>73967404
Rorke Shocked, Scientist Rocks!
Rorkes:blacks are less intelligent
Scientists:actually there are a lot of environmental factor-
Rorkes:fuck off I don't value knowledge
>>73967361
he's a christian and christians like to have lots of kids
I mean, hey, at least he's trying to save the white race
what are you doing?
>>73967396
I hope they do something bold for the setting of GTA 6; a return to liberty city
south london is not london
its a weird giant suburb
Would quite like to shag Hannah Witton ngl
listening to death grips and changing the bed sheets lads
Julia Roca is the new pornfu
@73967413
yea all right paddy we know how pathetically empty you're you account it you won't bait one out of me
>>73967443
I don't want to save the white race
I think we deserve to die out
Rorkes:we should keep our nation all white
Scientists:actually that could result in inbreedi-
Rorkes:fuck off i don't value knowledge
hate how people focus on race when its quite clearly culture that is the problem
new towers under construction in the 'ry wharf
>>73967479
why have you not killed yourself then?
>>73966947
what's your left hand doing?
mines hugging my benis :-DDD
cunts banned my 9gag account
>>73967457
was just reading about her, weird
seems very annoying
>>73967457
something about her really puts me off, I think it was after watching one videos in particular
she's got problems
>>73967396
I wonder what they'll do to make it worth the wait, the pressure must be intense. GTA Texas, the state would be a good mix, could have multiple cities and rural areas.
There's no no such thing as a good religion but islam is the worst
>>73967488
culture is downstream from race
>>73967491
I'm not sacrificing my life for the mistakes of my leaders
that's what they want
>>73967501
holding a spoon
>>73967529
so you're just going to sit here and grumble about things without doing anything?
I think you should shut up
Business idea: United Ireland, under British rule
>>73967443
have you seen the state of his wife mate?
floorplan for one of the new towers at canary wharf
>There's no no such thing as a good religion
>>73967523
GTA rotherham with gangs of paki nonces
>>73967510
>>73967516
yeah I also find her annoying (almost all youtubers are tbqh), wouldn't want to spend a lot of time with her, but would like the fucc.
>>73967556
What are you doing to save the white race?
>>73967525
>There's no no such thing as a good religion
>what is buddhism
>>73967309
when are they demolishing that bloody shopping centre
>Poortherners
https://www.fb.com/100FootballOfficial/videos/1106349739469458/
>>73967601
complaining about pakis online
bet you feel pretty stupid now
>>73967556
I never grumbled
I just said the white race deserves to die out for our incompetence
I will be long dead
>tfw unironically live in south london
anyone else from lewisham?
>>73967565
Can't imagine living in a runthole like this.
>>73967633
nah, live in Peckham la
>>73967601
I have 4 kids
>>73967607
be a while still
they'll probably do more work on the adjacent plots first
always wanted a cute little sister but the one i actually have is a bisexual sjw lefty twat
she's just got that look
>do you ever wake up with that sinking feeling?
feeling handsome
>>73967602
http://world.time.com/2013/06/20/extremist-buddhist-monks-fight-oppression-with-violence/
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>73967655
fancy meeting up and heeming some goldsmiths runts? sick of them desu
>>73967598
i'd imagine some Gone Girl type shit going down while you was doing a fucc, girl with big eyes always creep me they seem psychotic
>>73967686
lol
>>73967626
>implying people haven't beel completely brainwashed by outsiders
>>73967686
my sister has schizophrenia
>>73967633
not a paki
>>73967708
jewish people are white
new plans for developing the leamouth peninsula
this is by trinity buoy wharf where they have the weird lighthouse
>>73967685
used to catch a bus round this roundabout
'erected during the reign of king george III' it says on that column iirc, used to chuckle at that.
if celtic were in the premier league we'd be a consistent top 4
>>73967690
mate, give it a rest will ya?
who else /southeast/?
east sussex here
>>73967693
haha sounds alright, lot of the girls are fit tough.
Decent pub in New Cross too for afterwards
>>73967735
when they're telling their 'fellow white people' how evil it is to advocate for themselves sure
going to play some dead space lads. back later x
Why do Muslims ruin everything?
>>73967759
essex here
>Tfw used to go up to SOAS to try to get girls numbers and get a hare krishna
>>73967735
>>73967759
Garden Of Englandâ„¢ here
>>73967757
exactly why they're not, english are terrified of the BCC (Big celtic cock)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
going to make this for lunch desu
>>73967714
oh yeah? how's living with that like?
experiencing the old wanderlust
>>73967752
big new Barratt development going up on one side of it
>>73967773
I don't listen to bigots like you who think there is some sort of conspiracy with the jews
they are hard working people who want to advance the western world not destroy it
>>73967817
it's okay since she's on pills for it
do rorkes ever consider that Jews aren't a homogeneous hivemind
don't like foreners
not racist just the way it is
>>73967797
>SOAS
>>73967828
where to
>>73967708
>white gentiles are successful
>"heh, that's just the way the world works kid, whites are just superior to everyone"
>jews are successful
>"REEEEE this is subversive brainwashing by the liberals/Soros/Marxists this isn't fair white lives matter"
>>73967836
do you give her dick therapy too?
>>73967836
oh good
>>73967759
Essex here
God's own county
>>73966947
>>73967849
wherever really Poland's a dreadful place in the long run
>>73967838
EXACTLY
jews don't hang out together or go to the same places they have their own thoughts and ideas and they aren't controlled by some sort of "elite jewish power" that is seeking world domination
>>73967866
me on the right
>>73967445
they've done plenty in liberty city
>>73967523
the texas/mexico area could work, drug gangs fit in well
new london vernacular townhouses just approved for waterloo
lot of subversive jews ITT
suffering from acute alcohol withdrawal syndrome
commonly known as a 'hangover'
>>73967910
ORDNUNG
>>73967917
fuck off anti-semite
>>73967868
no, that would be rather weird
>>73967935
what they will replace
>>73967947
not an anti-semite just dont like em
>>73967829
this is why i don't like southwark. the buildings are all massive but have no character.
>>73967910
wtf where will I get a sauna now
>>73967983
>what the butler wore
revolting
>>73967987
you have been brainwashed by the rorke media
the jews did nothing wrong
>>73967846
yeah met some proper SJW girls lmao.
>>73967883
watched a couple of bollywood movies recently and they like filming in Poland for some reason. beautiful place though.
kind of want to explore my own country as much as the world I suppose, I want up to a loch in scotland once from London and it felt like a completely different world. same with Wales. im sure poland is the same
>>73968020
please tell me which parts of the 'media' in this country are openly hostile to jews.
>>73967983
I know that street
>>73967910
>>73967983
why can't they just build nice looking buildings like they did in the victorian era?
>>73968029
FONT
plans for redevelopment of the westferry printworks on the isle of dogs
demolition underway
can't believe 'I wouldn't kill millions at touch of a button' is a big vote loser
>>73968066
Victorian buildings are less efficient and take longer to build
>>73968058
they are sneaky with their anti jewish messages
they like to hide it in plain sight like in TV commercials
>>73968051
Poland's a cheap place now that's a given
I've never felt the urge to explore the old Ulster nor do I express any to explore Poland, I just wanted to escape from both of these
the northumberland gf
>>73968066
rorke
1500 calorie supper
made a gif lads
>>73968091
because you're a feeble minded bitchboy
>tfw we're literally days away from nuclear war
hope you lads have been making the best of it
>>73968091
sometimes you have to kill people to send a message
>>73968121
fuck off
>can't believe undermining the security of the entire country & making a several-billion pound investment worthless overnight is a vote loser
aaah yes
anything nice in Isle of Wight lads?
might do a visit
>>73968066
thats what prince charles has been pushing for iirc
>>73968180
old people
>>73967910
these look wank
>>73968142
i will judge my life on the number of times I have been able to get comfy and it's pretty high
>>73968165
>security of the entire country
hate this spook
>>73967372
No, more like short and on the fat side
Her being short makes her look fatter
scrap trident
>>73967910
P E N G
E
N
G
>how old is the previous plan, it looks like a 90s generic infil you'd see more in a poorer part of zone 4?
savage
>>73968091
nukes don't exist
trident is outdated.
just pay the yanks to protect us. That's what we're doing anyway
a 100m tall tower under construction in copenhagen
caused GREAT controversy but the nimbys have been shut up now
>>73968103
i mean it just has to be a victorian-esque facade.
they're not internalising the cost of making cities look disgusting. look at birmingham if you want to see what happens when function is chosen over form.
>tfw you will never be a Hitler Youth lad
>ywn be a successful architect
ffs
>>73968165
>security of the entire country
myth
>>73968180
very nice beaches
plenty of one day activities, zoo, go karting and needles in the time we were there
>>73968233
alri ssclad
why do we never hear about female architects
>>73968266
want to ram their bps
>>73968342
'nce
>when you live in the middle of london and have to drive out of the city
such a pain
tell me about the irish
>ywn be a successful artichoke
ffs
>>73968308
you probably did and just forgot
>>73968266
wonder how many got mowed down by a PPSh in Berlin lol
>>73968308
women don't perceive dimensions the way real people do
>>73968308
why do you never hear about female brain surgeons
why do you never hear about female rocket scientists
incredibly hung over and the so called gf wants to 'do something' at 4
ffs
>>73968308
zara hadid got really big
not a huge fan of her work though
conference pear
>>73968408
>ywn be a successful artisan
ffs
why do we never hear about females
I'm a proud ethnic Kekistani.
>Polish is now 2nd most spoken language in Northern Ireland, outnumbering Irish and Ulster-Scot
>tfw can communicate with a larger number of people in NI than natives
feels good desu kurwa
discussion banana
*walks towards you*
Just found out that strategic deterrence is a myth, some guy on /brit/ told me.
Should probably let the lads in whitehall/the pentagon/the kremlin know brb.
>I'm a proud ethnic Kekistani.
>>73968449
Poles ruined Ulster
why do we never hear about female prime ministers?
>>73968462
austria doesn't have a strategic deterrent why didn't the soviet union just invade them?
Just got my first new pound coin.
>>73968483
thatcher got really big
big fan of her work as well
>>73968483
thatcher was evil
why do I love women so much lads? just look at this one's shape
>Kekistani
aka rorke but no courage to admit they are a rorke, see sargon of mossad
*gives it plenty of welly*
>>73968500
t. poortherner
>>73968507
milkies!
>>73968507
you're programmed to find them attractive
>work in the morning
Imagination status: completely eroded
*gives it plenty of willy*
>>73968462
>Just found out that strategic deterrence is a myth, some guy on /brit/ told me.
>Should probably let the lads in whitehall/the pentagon/the kremlin know brb.
call the cops, they will be able to put the word out quicker. in the meantime i will get the families in my street to their Anderson shelters. Its going to be a rough ride.
>>73968491
security umbrella
Without that they certainly could have....
But yes I see your point, we could become a passive cuck-state with no foreign policy like Austria.
Nobody much cared when the NSA spying was revealed, because caring would have made us deeply uncomfortable with the way we now live
>>73968561
save some for me x
>>73968570
there is nothing wrong with what the NSA does
stop reading russian propaganda
>>73968561
meant WELLY
>>73968507
phoar
i would kiss those titties, rub those legs, tongue that belly button, lick those lips, kiss the nipples and put my penis on all areas of her body!!!
>>73968608
oh fuck off you utter cuckold
>This whole thread
>>73963504
>>73968570
'ce
>>73968632
the German poster is Jewish
*sells you short*
>>73968568
The UK exercises soft foreign polciy anyway.
No need for nukes, and foreign policy is a dangerous thing anyway. Denmark has no foreign policy relevance in the world, but they live decent lives. What good is it to my life that we meddle in uzbekistan's internal affairs?
>>73968570
don't think you can expect to have this much advance communication technology without expecting to be spied on
it's just human nature to be nosy and want to get involved in other people's business and the government have the power to do that on a mass scale
Literally go to a more prestigious uni than the lot of you, feels good being superior
>>73968570
>Nobody much cared when the NSA spying was revealed, because caring would have made us deeply uncomfortable with the way we now live
>>73968614
Don't talk about my wife like that ever again.
>>73968652
Greater London
got a dingo in me ute
>>73968669
more prestigious than imperial college?
recommend you all give this a watch
DON'T sexualize her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Eh5OnNeoY
>>73968669
More prestigious than Leeds Trinity? Scoff.
>>73968659
These countries are able to do that because the big boys have made sure that Russia won't roll over their borders with 3000 tanks.
Think I've got a gambling addiction
If man city aren't winning at half time then the loan sharks are going to kill me
>>73968669
more prestigious than the university of life?
>>73968659
This is what I don't get, loads of countries in Europe have a better quality of life than us and they don't have to go gallivanting off to some shit hole to play war.
People in this country are shit scared of us not having a big military because we'd lose the last of our big boy table relevancy.
>>73968738
you deluded cock
>people still gonna vote for tories/labour/libs/ukip
Why is no one using common sense?
>>73968737
>big boys
do we need to be a big boy? what do we gain from being a big boy as opposed to being a small boy like denmark or ireland or austria?
>>73968723
Fuck's sake...spoken word/slam poetry is fucking dire.
Soft acoustic guitar was a poor choice too.
>>73968723
Can't imagine bothering to do something like this.
>>73968773
you really think arsenal stand a chance? silly fucking subhuman cunt
>>73968786
Well, high profile jobs come with big boy positions, granted that's only for a select few people.
The vast majority of us would be better off if we sacked off the mil and just became an irrelevant state with nicer housing and parks.
do you ever take pictures of your mummy?
>>73968723
fucking vile
*attends church*
What was his name again?
>>73968786
nothing, we already lose our big boy status by leaving the eu
Have you lads seen that new Lloyd's advert? Lmao
>>73968841
candlej
>>73968723
not that good and doesn't even address the topic of "gender" that much, really
3/10
>>73968765
>>73968732
>>73968711
Glasgow university, read em and weep
>>73968822
hnah it's your legs are getting broken
>>73968841
help helper
>>73968786
somebody needs to be, and i'd rather we look after ourselves than have somebody else doing it for us, with all the power/leverage that could bring.
>>73968841
spurdo
>>73968783
the electorate don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>73968840
phwoar would like to take her up the aisle
>>73968841
needs to work on leg day
With the door closed, shades drawn, the world shrinks.
Let's open up those blinds. But someone has to sweep the floor,
pick up her dirty clothes. That job's not mine.
Now that everyone's an enemy, my heart sinks.
Let's put away those claws.
I don't blame them for their curtain-calls because I pulled the rope.
I wanna call them back out for applause.
Spring and Thompson on the first of May is horrible.
We hid in catacombs. So now I'm sleeping next to mousetraps,
in a bed of all our clothes, while I hope that she won't come home.
It was easier to lock the doors and kill the phones than to show my skin,
because the hardest thing is never to repent for someone else,
it's letting people in.
Well you can come inside, unlock the door, take off your shoes.
But this might take all night,
to explain to you I would have walked out those sliding doors,
but the timing never seemed right.
When your helicopter came and tried to lift me out,
I put its rope around my neck.
And after that you didn't bother with the airlift or the rescue
- you knew just what to expect.
That with the door closed,
shades drawn, we're dead enough.
They don't open from outside.
And someone has to speak with their teeth behind their tongue,
to never let that right be denied.
We can't rely on photographs and visitation time,
but I just don't know where to begin.
I wanna bust down the door,
if you're willing to forgive.
I've got the keys, I'm letting people in.
Don't be scared to speak,
don't speak with someone's tooth,
don't bargain when you're weak,
don't take that sharp abuse.
Some patients can't be saved, but that burden's not on you.
Don't ever let anyone tell you you deserve that.
Don't ever let anyone tell you you deserve that.
Don't ever let anyone tell you you deserve that.
Don't ever let anyone tell you you deserve that.
the south is so flat and ugly
not a single mountain to be seen
Literally no reason for us to have nukes that we can't even use without the yanks permission.
got this frog
>>73968925
shalln't
>>73968925
Not a chance
>>73968857
you have to say his name in full you absolute newfag
>>73968868
wrong, aguero will save me
>>73968864
want to ram your bp
>>73968929
reckon you should nuke argentina the next time they act up
>>73968723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEjLegrOqqY
prefer these 2
>>73968669
that may be true but I bet you're one of those lads at a club who's fucked after one drink and embarrassing yourself as well as your boffin friends who probably have more money than you anyway.
i just want to get fucked by a giant malamute
business idea: scrap trident and the yanks protect us
>>73968931
got this one
>>73968925
fantastic album
i can go on my google account and see a complete record of every place i've set foot and for how long for the past two years
pretty cool
how much drinking is considered actually drinking?
a pint with lunch wouldn't count, I reckon 2 is ok as well
3 would be when you enter the drinking for the sake of it territory
got TB lads
Literally cannot be arsed with identity politics, just want to be a Marxist
Injustica...
>>73968943
Guardiola hates his guts
>click verify once there are none left
>another weekend of getting high and edging to my 2D mummy
>Literally cannot be arsed with identity politics, just want to be a Marxist
>>73968998
depends on the situation.
a round of predrinks before have 2 with your meal would be fine
mental how /pol/ still uses the sweden yes meme
they are YEARS behind us
I've been checking the NI news page on BBC quite often recently and it seems like every day someone is getting shot in the legs, or someone's windows are shot at or there's a bomb left somewhere
truly a bizarre place, mental to think it's in the same country as us
doctors today. got schizophrenia. on pills for it now
Does getting 'dora'd count as a (you)?
>>73969070
still pretty relevant desu
frog twitter is shit
>>73969115
about time, you need to stop the josie character mate it's unhealthy
>>73969127
it counts as 5 (You)s
Does getting 'dora'd count as a (you)?
might have another wank lads
got a 40 day streak on duolingo
>>73969113
imagine what'll happen after brexit
mindless sectarian violence has no skin colour it seems
One way to improve /brit/?
Hmmmm let me think, okay how about banning everyone that makes a fedora post adding literally nothing constructive to the thread?
>>73969113
not quite the same, i remember seeing an article that proved the Irish are a sort of subhuman species of human, with low muscle and brain mass. Might explain their tendency for violence.
can feel the cholesterol in my lungs
>>73969115
where do you think you got it
Le Pen leading in exit polls
>One way to improve /brit/?
>Hmmmm let me think, okay how about banning everyone that makes a fedora post adding literally nothing constructive to the thread?
>>73969242
good lass
>forgets to put greentext on a fedora post
>>73969216
paki
>>73969242
wtf I love the polls now
>>73969242
she was always likely to win round 1 then get trounced in the second
only /pol/tards think she has a chance
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73969242
polls are always wrong
Farming fedora posts lads, pretty successful so far
can I play the piano anymore?
Shy Penist here
>Mocking another /brit/ user's 'doraposting
>>73969310
of coursh you can!