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drinking alone again edition
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emily
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skåååål
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need a blacc gf
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this sounds like a /balt/ thread
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>>73938334
indeed
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T I M (farron)
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don't care much for /brit/

Fuck off
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Milky tits edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD52b6KJmzM
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ahh rahh
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ah yes, I shall search for breastfeeding videos
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>>73938363
Good lad
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Is Revs the official /brit/ club? Glad I never went while I was in Loogabarooga, or a bunch of autists might on a Mongolian anime website might be laughing at pictures of me.
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anime
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new gimmick: call yanks yankers
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>>73938323
honestly if you find a nice feminine looking boy it wouldn't feel much different
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I SQUIRT BREAST MILK INTO MY EYES
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Took too many pain killers now i cant drink or i might die

Bored desu its 6:30am
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do i go buy a packet of cigarettes to smoke by myself even though i don't smoke just because i am bored and just chain smoke them all???
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>>73938397
>Is Revs the official /brit/ club?
Stealth m9
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blacc gf
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>>73938363
Only criticism I have is her legs are a tad too muscular
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>>73938378
explain
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>when people are drinking white wine and hold the glass by the bowl
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>>73938385
i believe in you
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>>73938397
L U F F B R A

M E N T I O N E D

Echos isn't safe either mate.
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might stop coming to /brit/

pretty boring and cyclical

much like the other brit threads on here it just makes me more depressed
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>>73938398
kanbaru BEST
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>>73938417
ITS THE ONLY THING
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
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>>73938421
you'll get sick and probably end up buying more and starting a habit
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>>73938363
ape feet
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Out at the pub with the senpai. Medium comfy
>>73938396
>encouraging white men to take your women
Explain yourself
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>>73938458
fuck off them
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Sports fans on absolute SUICIDE watch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_XU6UT5oL0
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>>73938418
BRISBANE
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>when you try to act classy and sophisticated by talking about wine drinking etiquette but you're on /brit/ and we know you're a loser
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>>73938385
can't imagine why you're opting for an irish runtess when there's so many beautiful women in paris (presuming you're parislad)
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>>73938513
which subreddit?
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>>73938482
it's the sand that gives an illusion
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>>73938458
*shows you to the door*
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>>73938522
No
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If you oppose the use and expansion of nuclear energy you are a runt, a brainlet, and quite possibly a rorkesheed
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This is the sort of slag you'd find at Kelso.

Do not go to Kelso.

>>73938397
Also going to assume you're the Engi student who hated it here?
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Someone make another collage of depressing posts on a Friday night

does anyone have the original? I can only find this
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ethiopian lad did you go out last night on your bike after drinking a bottle of wine? glad you're alright now x
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>>73938396

t. Shlohmo Mbeke
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>>73938482
Only her feet?
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>>73938513
Not an argument
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>>73938513
this is true
"sports" is the dumbest thing ever
I have nothing against casual fans, but the people who really care about Sports are just sad, undeveloped welps
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>>73938346
a girl who looks like her came onto me and i fucked up really badly
please stop posting her now cos it makes me sad thanks x
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>>73938523
>holding red wine by the stem
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>>73938564
the most reddit post in this thread
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Sister has been sending pusy pics to guys off interpal for like a dollar a picture
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>>73938532
she's also half french
and she's very cute
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>>73938523
*a loser who knows wine etiquette
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how shit is loughborough? never been on a night out there but I swear it's fucking tiny
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>>73938592
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>>73938321
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>>73938617
I got one

anyone want me to post it?
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>>73938617
sounds like a good lass
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>>73938617
post them here please
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You people have stood in my way long enough: I'm going to clown college!
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>>73938627
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>>73938627
decent uni, absolutely gash town
like 3 '''clubs'''
just go to notts
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>>73938627
50,000 people live here.

Ghost town outside of uni term time.
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>>73938457
Echoes is such a fucking shithole

once a year pikey descend on the gaff and fuck it up, underage kids drinking, scraps, all sorts

bouncers are told to just let them scrap it out because it's easier than breaking it up

t. used to work there
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>>73938397
someone unironically posted a night club picture with me in the background on here once
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Stressing the fuck out

I have an exam that I NEED to pass for getting a job but I can't get all the shit into my head for me to be able to pass it

This is fucking shit
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>>73938640
Ah yes, keep condescending people, it's proven to help so much in the past. Very good indeed.
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Business idea: Do webcam teaching online and move to India to live cheaply and buy a wife
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7UPqno6xvE


fucking weird to see Sargon get beaten so badly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0yN0dGNfwk
me in the jacket
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>>73938624
give us a look then la
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me playing a little prank on the kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r99LD1UvLVI
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>>73938642
do you like music?
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>>73938566
Nah I studied a meme sports-related masters last year. Thought it was fine desu, although I was in private halls away from campus and spent most of my weekends working in the Spoons in town (you may have seen me, I was the best barman) so I didn't get too much of the Luffbra experience.
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>>73938691
Right then, you'd know, do people actually fuck on the couches or is it just some meme?
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>>73938717
>4 hours
think i definitely shall not
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>>73938697
someone randomly posted a pic of two girls I was in halls with on here a while ago
This was Notts uni though, not luff
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planning an amtrak trip of solitude and 'finding myself' this summer

starting in philadelphia, where to
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>>73938717
Do you really expect me to watch a 4 hour youtube video lmao
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>>73938666
you tried this the other day and it didn't bang then, it won't bang now

fucking despise Yanks who try and get in on the regional UK banter, fuck off and go laugh at flyover states or NIKKAS IN CHICAGO GOIN 2 SYRIA BRUH
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>>73938713
I'll just wait for them to die cus of the torys cuts :)
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>>73938717
kek i remember watching that live
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Reminder!

You can't spell /fa/scist without /fa/
>>73938717
I'd love to see that fat cunt get beat.
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>>73938713
Telling the truth isn't condescension; in fact the opposite is true.
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>>73938749
You might have seen me too. I'm in the Tesco just up the stairs.
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rate the new coat lads
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What's Kettering like?
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>>73938341
I think it might be from deathgripping. I can cum in about 3 minutes if I want from wanking. I just wank till I almost cum, stop; then start again and eventually cum after about 15 minutes whenever I wank.

I think that has a lot to do it with it.

Especially since when I went 2-3 weeks without wanking and then shagged I lasted a good hour and had to go fucking hard at the end just to get myself to cum.

No fap might not actually be a meme lads. Might invest in it again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0BrdMi-oyc

almost fucking shat myself at this scene

it's fucking perfect, the culmination of anticipation and music at the end of a long film is just incredible

truly the greatest moment in cinema history
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nearly 4 years since I shagged a non prossie

jesus fucking christ should probably sort my life out soon
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>>73938739
shant
just picture a cute girl in your head
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>>73938755
never seen it happen, a lot of fingering goes down in that corner though and it fucking stinks because we never wiped them down. Pretty sure a few lads have been wanked off in there too
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what's ketamine like?
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>>73938832
For a Few Dollars More is better
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If your country had a bit of a kickoff like the Americans have with Berkeley, would you get involved?
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>>73938875
its not like caffeine i can tell ya that
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>>73938875
salty milk and coins
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>>73938772
west coast via chicago and denver

i always wanted to try one of those super long distance trains, actually look pretty comfy
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>>73938875
could go one way could go the other

it's just like being really pissed
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>>73938823
I was at the old man one (Moon & Bell) on the other side of town, not the Lloyd's. Still got some good-looking students in the place occasionally, just not as often.

Did go into the big Tescos for my weekly shops though, is that the one you're at?
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>>73938854
Grim.

>this is the sort of bird you'd find at 3am at Echos
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>>73938832
weakest film of the trilogy
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Thinking of becoming an Australian nationalist. Pros/Cons?
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>>73938875
depends how much you do

overall a fun drug
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why would anyone do drugs you absolute degenerates
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GF told me she's 10 weeks pregnant last night

literally just been crying in bed all day with no phone switched off


really gone and fucked it this time. how is an autistic runt like me going to raise a child?
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>>73938730
That is enthralling television
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>>73938730
typical nigger, always starting the violence
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>>73938898
no
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>>73938875
nuf taerg tub driew
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>>73938937
they're fun 2bh
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>>73938937
fun
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>>73938808
haha epic mate

*slaps your back*

"hey, stevo mate! this bloke over here saw that video live!"
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What's East Grinstead like?
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>>73938875
can go from feeling funny to opening your third eye
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>>73938875
Unless you want everybody to hate you. Don't do it.
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>>73938912
Worked at both while I was a student.
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huh no one wanted to rate my new coat. usually you lads jump at the chance to mock someone.
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>>73938938
>GF
Jog on normie
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>>73938831
No fap is fun, periodically, just don't pretend it's enlightened or anything. Just makes nutting really fucking good and is sometimes worth the wait. It's also sometimes fun to spend an entire day jacking it to hentai in a pool of your own discharge
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>>73938875
Feels like you're floating on a warm fluffy cloud and that only your head exists and you can't make sense out of anything, clocks look weird.
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>>73938938
haha your life is over m8
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straight white men need to die
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>>73938832
*checks link*
hmm... you seem to have linked some so-called "film" instead of the undisputably greatest film in all of existence, Interstellar
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>>73938898
id go home and watch it on youtube
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>>73938937
because they're genuinely top laffs
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>>73938987
What's your full name la? Were you there last year? We could be good m8s and not even realise it.
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>>73938875
in small doses it feels like a warm hug

then it feels like being drunk but being a lot sharper

then you're on a knife edge, it could go very badly if you venture beyond the drunk phase, or very well
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>>73938938
pull a nigger and run away
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it's my birthday and I'm drinking alone

I bought 12 cans of guinness and I'm going to drink all of them
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>>73938875
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>>73938892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ
good post
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>>73939039
Why haven't you started already?
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welp, all this ketamine talk really riled me up
*opens a ziploc*
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Weird being a KHV medical student. Like I've touched boobs and had my fingers in fannies and bums and seen children literally pop out of vaginas but I've never kissed a woman.
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absolutely LOVE having my posts acknowledged lads
makes me smile x
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>>73938987
>>73939019
Or if you're the lad I replied to and you were referring to 2 Tescos then just ignore me (I didn't realise there was more than one Tescos desu).
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Classic album
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>>73938938
You fucking buy home made abortion kit from the internet (pretend your a girl in a tough situation and I'm sure reddit will help you find it) and then you trick her into taking it somehow.
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>>73939019
Shan't.
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>>73939039
Happy Birthday mate
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>>73939019
>what's your full name la?
Timothy James Byrne at The Flat spracklen house marlow oxford
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>>73938938
drug her then kill it
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>>73939071
I prefer Boyz II Men
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491617813276.webm

What is Gondola worth?
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>>73938938
that's pretty irresponsible of her to tell you 10 weeks in
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>>73938839
>>73938964
very bad posts
it's this faux sarcasm that makes /brit/ such a cancerous general
everyone constantly feels the need to be a funnyman
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>>73939071
hello nigger
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>consuming literal horse tranquillisers
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>>73938938
a scalding hot bath should do the trick
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>>73939059
hope you don't develop any weird sexual tendencies hahaha
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>>73939055
I'm on my 4th one already
I plan on drinking the next 8

>>73939079
thanks thailad
or maybe some other thai poster
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>>73939072
fuck off murderer
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>>73938832
the great silence is a better western
so is Once Upon a Time in the West
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>>73938938
beat her stomach up like you were mike tyson
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>>73939116
and human tranquillisers remember
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>>73939048
Wew this.
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>>73938938
Abortion.

It's the only thing than can save you now.
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>>73938875
Depends how much you take, it's sort of like almost hallucinating but not quite most of the time, like you never ever see shit that isn't there but sometimes you think you did or that you heard stuff, eventually it becomes really hard to walk and things feel like they are spinning, when it's really bad sometimes you sort of hallucinate in your head like but you are still awake and that's sort of scary, constantly feel like something is going to happen or that you will like properly hallucinate but for me it never quite does except in my head
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>>73939136
>I'm on my 4th one already

v. good, proceed as planned
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>>73938938
do you want a child with her?
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for the pyramids to have been built in 23 years there would have had to be 1 block (each weighing more than 1.5 tons) laid every 2.minutes every day of the week for 23 years
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>>73938938
please PLEASE tell me you are pulling my leg here lad

get an abortion
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>>73939142
>the catholics (see: crypto-jews) have arrived
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>>73939136
I'm Thailad #2

If your life is that fucked come out. Took me a year to build up the courage to but I don't regret it now. Fuckin bitchez left right centre
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>tfw blacks created all genres of music
Why are we so superior?
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>>73938875
It's only worth doing if you're k-holing desu.
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>>73938892
>>73938914
ah yes, the /tv/ pseuds
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>mfw someone on a show that casually refers to the serengheti randomly implies hyenas are scanvengers and doesn't acknowledge lions are actually the REAL scanvengers

AARRRGGHHHH
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>>73939214
hello bigot to anyone that calls you the n-word
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>>73938875
it's alright nothing mind blowing. reputation is far worse than it actually is to be frank with you

5.5/10
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>he never left his body while on ketamine
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>>73939196
they only built one at a time, not all of them
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>>73939039
happy birthday again la, love you still x
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>>73939214
Hello nigger
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>>73939103
mmm. Might watch Kingdom of Heaven
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who /drinkingalone/ here?

on the 'iskey and 'oke meself
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mdma is nice

really want to do acid
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>all these druggie runts on /brit/
smdh
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>>73939251
yes this is per pyramid, it is thought that each pyramid took 23 years roughly to build
even if it was actually 3 times the workers on one, that'd still be 1 stone laid down every 4.5 minutes.
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>>73939287
>smdh
what drug is that
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>>73939249
playing games on ket is the best
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where can i get benzos and which are the best
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>>73938875
k holes are great fun

especially with some good trippy music.
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>>73939249
>not living your body whenever you feel like it

if anyone ITT upsets me I'll project myself into their room at night and give them testicular torsion
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>>73939237
HIDF leavce
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>>73939036
everyone remembers their first khole
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>>73939237
Hyenas only scavenge about 10% of their food but they got a bad reputation because of irresponsible explorers jumping to publish their 'findings' too early. Lots of animals were hurt by it.
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Shakespeare is a bit shit desu. Very overrated just because it's old
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>>73939302
shaking my doopin head
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>>73939280
Excellent choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRMnpbk4MYA
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>>73939196
they didnt build all of them in 23 years

they built one every time a pharoah died over the course of hundreds of years baka
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>>73939281
>not having Cracker Jacks

Get some Amaretto NOW
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Who would win in a fight: the queen or the church of Scientology?
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>>73939282
did acid on a boat party a couple of weeks ago. was great fun.
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>>73939301
why couldn't they have multiple stones being laid at a time?
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>>73939237
Take THAT Biderman!
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>>73939330
Under rated film & score desu
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>>73939039
Happy birthday, bruv.

Enjoy the cold beer.
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>>73939320
>>73939237
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>>73939282
shrooms>lsd
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>>73939249
If I was French I'd leave my body and never come back
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>>73939244
Any drug can be mind blowing if you dose it properly
you could say that LSD isn't mind blowing if you only take a tab, but try eating 5 and your head will be blown to Jupiter
coke is the real shit drug, pricey and incredibly mediocre for it. Also far more moreish than it has any right to be
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shan't be wishing that pommie cunt a happy birthday
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>>73939322
you're a bit shit
Shakespeare is great, Hamlet and King Lear especially
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wonder if any /brit/ lads have actually killed themselves

i hope not
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in paris but idk what to do lol
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>>73939280
Make sure it's the director's cut
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if brits can say walmart represents all americans then can i say jeremy kyle represents all brits
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>>73939322
this
so fucking dull
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taking a heroic dose of caffeine rn
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>>73939356
what happened?

>>73939392
really? in what way?
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>>73939422
Shout Allahu Akbar and throw some firecrackers. Post results.
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>>73939422
try killing infidels
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>>73939418
me but I got better
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You don't know where I've been Lou
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>>73939282
love mdma, just wish you didnt have to wait so long between drops.
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>>73939356
why the fuck did you do acid in a party you absolute deano?

acid is the patrician drug, the drug you take with your best mate in middle of a forrest whilst reading economics and enlightening oneselves.

you literally are a mong if you did acid at a club/party as acid is not enjoyable doing them things.

/thread
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>>73939422
wanna eat something together x
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>>73939449
more americans go to walmart than brits go to jeremy kyle
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>>73939422
get shot
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speed
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>>73939418
done it loads mate
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>>73939454
did acid on a boat party.
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hate you all
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>>73939485
Watch this drop

*drops interest rates*
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might try LSD again lads

first time didn't go so well, took 100 ug and got stuck in a loop for about 4 hours with the words 'freak out' repeating over and over in my head

had to watch attenborough doccos to calm myself again
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>>73939492
have you even ever dropped acid?
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>>73939515
on a boat party?
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>Open /brit/
>266 posts
>Will be a new thread in a min, no point posting
>Go do other shit

>Come back
>New thread has over 200 posts

Slow down lads
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>>73939282
Acid is great fun, not had a bad experience myself but can see how you would. The euphoria (*tips*) can honestly be much more intense than MDMA euphoria, the first proper dose I took was absolutely insane
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>>73939495
I will when I'm next in Paris x
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>tfw I have nothing to mix my vodka with

shots it is then
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>>73938449
I meant OP's post because we're all drunk alone
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>>73939492
i've been doing drugs for a while actually. dont tell me how to use them. arrogant twat.
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people died for your line of coke
lsd kills nobody but you.
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>>73939500
but only a small percentage of walmart-goers are fat and shart in the mart
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>>73939242
Never understood why the left calls people racist all the time as an insult. If I call someone a nigger directly to them then I know I'm a racist, but I'm okay with that because racism is just pattern recognition.

No actual racist is offended by being called racist. You only offend/affect people who aren't racist.
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>>73939537
got REALLY anxious when i had shrooms but i was generally a really anxious person then
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>>73939454
more introspective and chill


plus you can find them just about anywhere in wales
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>>73939492
t. did acid once and thinks he's joe rogan
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>>73939492
>you literally are a mong if you did acid at a club/party as acid is not enjoyable doing them things.
I've taken LSD at a club and had a great time, you're talking out your arse. I wouldn't take a lot though
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>>73939495
maybe x
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>>73939566
'Eres a mixer
*Cums in your vodka*
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>>73939422

Go to Sacré Coeur lad, great view, free cos you're a cheap wanker that won't pay.

Only a 35% chance you'll get stabbed by Algerians.
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>>73939536
might aswell go do other shit lad
a new thread wil be up in a min
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>>73939566
have it on the rocks
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>>73939405
coke is exactly like smoking la' people want instant gratification and coke gives it in abundance.

hence the price la' oh and it's a really safe drug.
>>
abused the shit out of mdma when i first tried it. massive diminishing returns for ab increasingly savage comedown
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>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic vodka drinker
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>/brit/ has 255 posts within 25 mins on a saturday night

ah yes

always good to be reminded that /brit/ is just a larping /britfeel/
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>>73939588
Enough though
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>>73939590
ah cool yeah when you put it like that i guess you might have a point
*wonders off and talks to someone else*
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>>73939566
dude the rush I was in to get to the alcohol shop in rejkavik

what a crazy system

how do you guys get drugs?
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>>73939607
where you at x
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THe corned beef went out date yesterday but I reckon it'll be fine in a sandwich with a cuppa
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>spill a tiny bit of water on keyboard
>laptop goes insane

fuming
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>>73939214
jazz was built from european art music (and was first exhibited by beethoven, 80 years before the vaudeville/new orleans artists)
the earliest and most defining hip hop records were produced by jews, and outdone by a skinny white dude
funk and soul i'll give you
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>>73939579
typical Swedish beta attitude
couldn't give a fuck, let them die
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>>73939588
enough for it to be a significant proportion of the US population lad
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>>73939628
wait 3 months between drops. gives your brain a chance to recover.
>>
do you need to wait 4-8 weeks between taking LSD as well?
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>>73939405
coke in the UK is cut to shit. it's already 40% or less when it enters the country. waste of money. i've heard high purity coke is another level.
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>>73939666
If it smells neutral it should be good -- but you knew that.
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>>73939667
i did that a couple years ago and just dried it out and it still works fine
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>>73939625
true, it's decent when you're pissed and keep bumping it through the night, with a good group of people
Not safe at all though, especially if you mix it with heavy drinking. Absolutely terrible for your heart
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>>73939530
ye a few times, only got up to 3 tabs though

1 tab = haha im high Xdd
2 tabs = wew what are them colours la' your face has patterns on it m8
3 tabs = ok am I safe?
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>>73939701
currently doing that, but it's so hard. it'll be worth it though.
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>>73939528
I usually just keep some long calm music peices on
last time I had the opera Rusalka by Antonin Dvorak and just chilled out listening to it.
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Who's got beats to send me? 70 BPM / 140 BPM / 155 BPM ONLY PLEASE.

(ajtracey . mtp@ gmail. co m)

Quick writing sesh in Italy
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what drugs you lads done then

weed
coke
amphetamine
MDMA
LSD
valium
opium

would probably draw the line at meth and mainlining heroin but could be tempted by a cheeky toke on some shards if I was drunk in australia
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>>73939759
hello?
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>>73939696
>>73939641
"people of walmart" is just as cherrypicked as jeremy kyle people are
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>>73939492
First time I've ever agreed with this nonce. All Psys are better with your best mate in a dark room or out in the woods. I know a lot of people who just take loads of acid/2c-b/mushrooms/aMT while drinking and smoking weed and try and get as fucked up as possible at parties, and sure if you really wanna melt your face off that shit does a good job, but you miss out on some truly amazing things. That said never read an economics book on acid that's a ridiculous idea. Also don't watch blue planet.
>>
>>73939709
bought some 90% stuff off dn recently. was amazing.
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>>73939719
dried it how

It's been several days anyway so the damage is done
>>
>>73939657
hostel in the middle of nowhere rn
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>>73939758
>terrible for your heart
source?
>>
>>73939704
week or two for tolerance, longer if you don't want the hppd like i have
>>
>>73939783
source?
>>
>>73939670
>the earliest and most defining hip hop records were produced by jews, and outdone by a skinny white dude
lol no
>>
>>73939786
how difficult is it to get into dnms and not get v&
>>
>>73938483
Bleaching is good.
>>
>>73939776
weed
coke
MDMA
>>
>>73939656
Hehe yeah I guess our system is a bit unconvient for most foreigners.
But with drugs it's easy as fuck, either you call someone or you just go downtown during the weekend. Haven't done drugs in a long time though myself.

>>73939624
not a bad idea m8
>>
>>73939786
how does the high feel compared to the usual stomped on stuff?
>>
>>73939826
source?
>>
>>73939759
you had fucking shit tabs
A properly dosed 100ug tab is actually a lot more intense than you'd expect it to be
>>73939709
true, in the UK you may as well just take woosh
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>>73939598
going to do shrooms this coming week. Was nervous about doing them but at this point I would rather have an anxious but memorable experience than just spend another day bored
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>the drug you take with your best mate in middle of a forrest whilst reading economics and enlightening oneselves.


back spasms from the cringe
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>>73939810
i fucking live here you idiot

never seen a person who shit their pants and i see very few obese people and i visit walmart at least 3 times a week
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>>73939759
full 100ug tabs?

most I've ever done was close to 1000ug but it fucks me up too hard for too long to ever be practical unless I have loads of time to spare.

shrooms are generally more enjoyable and easier to control for me.
never had a bad trip except with salvia
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>>73939805
http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/Cocaine-Marijuana-and-Other-Drugs_UCM_428537_Article.jsp

>More about Cocaine - the "perfect heart-attack drug"
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>>73939838
salty milk and coins
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>>73939877
yeah it was still a good experience just freaked out a bit in the middle

had more intense visuals on a high dose of mdma though
>>
>>73939776
Weed
MD
LSD (and 1p, but it's basically the same fucking thing)
Coke
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>>73939814
>Sylvia Robins
>Jewish
Eminem is only rated by crackers who shouldn't be listening to our music in the 1st place
>>
reminder cocaine killed zyzz
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>>73939891
>i see very few obese people

doubt
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>>73939825
just read the walkthroughs on reddit. all the answers are there.

>>73939838
just a far more intense buzz. almost to the point of it being not great for social situations. for parties (that aren't just me and my mates) i'll usually get 75% stuff. also better for sharing too.
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might re watch threads lads
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>>73939890
Who are you quoting?
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>>73939670
wrong
hip hop started naturally and was only hijacked by the jews with NWA and the birth of gangster rap
>>
new
>>73939935
>>73939935
>>73939935
>>73939935
>>73939935
>>
>>73939893
>most I've ever done was close to 1000ug

No it wasn't
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>>73939921
No that was steroids
>>
>>73939891
if you never see others who shit their pants maybe youre the pantshitter
>>
>>73939934

shan't
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>>73939913
will try MD at some other point but im doing mushrooms with my m8 and he's already done MD
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>>73939776
weed, coke, speed, mdma, lsd, various benzos, various opiates, ket, datura (against my will)
>>
>>73939694
I have never given money to gypsy beggars on the street because their boss will swoop in and take a cut. If I had a way to prevent that I would give a % of my savings each month. To beggars.

Same thing here. I can't travel to Colombia and met with the coke growers.
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>>73939039
It;s my birthday too anon!!
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>>73939982
>>73939982
>>73939982
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>>73939921
>caring about lebs
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>>73939890
wow dude you're really nonchelant and dispassionate, i would like to be as cool as you are
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>>73939870
how can someone have "shit" tabs. That's literally impossible in how LSD is made. You have LSD or you don't have LSD, it's never mixed. (be wary for n-bombs)

>>73939893
m8, as you might be aware, anything over 500 is really sketchy, what the fuck were you doing with that much?
>>
Booking hotels lads why the FUCK are travelodge so expensive

I thought they were basically the bargain bottom of the barrel hotel rooms but one night for 2 people is gonna cost me £80 fucking hell
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>>73940009
17
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>>73939999
>>73940000
>>
did acid once and was literally terrifying and traumatic lost all concept of society and humanity just felt cold and afraid and confused will never take again
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>>73941472
ego death
very rare, you got unlucky
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