/brit/

women were a mistake

anyone remember the cuckio meme

me on the left

anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme

>>73907470
pics x

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>Lol. if it was then people would stop trying to fuck me. Would be nice if that were the case.
poley pls

Itsa me!

anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme" meme?

>>73907454
shut up you misogynistic pig

anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme" meme

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muahaaahh the french...chambane has always been celebrated for its largeness

girls with no shame exposing their genitals

>>73907493
MAWEO
MAWEO
MAWEO

>>73907493
cuckio!

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>>73907496
>>73907508

>>73907490
he's white i think. he posted pics on /b/ and it was a dire state of affairs

>>73907450
Literally never heard a word of it, what a fucking non issue you spacker. If a woman did such a thing here she'd be getting a swift boot to the jaw.

toaster steve

>>73907496

haha great minds dink alike :-DDD

anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme" meme" meme?

>>73907401
Lol, you're an ugly fucking cunt who couldn't make it as a biological male so now you're pretending to be le cute le kawaii desu :33 le tranny, when really you're an ugly undesireable narciccistic twat on both sides of the spectrum

Fuck off fuck off fuck off

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>>73907532
>and it was a dire state of affairs
who could have expected this i wonder

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just come across the weirdest looking guy ever,pic related, look how close he comes to making it chad but just doesn't quite make it lmao laughing quite hard now if i'm honest

>>73907548
actually invented that meme thank you very much

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Come into my room lads, got ice tea and sunnies for erryone

>>73907533
>Ireland's younger generations openly mocking the heroes that granted them their freedom is "a non issue"
>Ireland's younger generations openly declaring "Irish" a social construct that one can drop and pick up as one chooses, unless one is white, is a non-issue
This is why you'll be a dead nation in less than 50 years.

Westmids tranny doesn't even nearly pass. Don't know why he constantly tries to convince us he's a qt trap.

anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme" meme" meme" meme?

Been a little stressed recently

Off the Florida Keys, there's a place called Kokomo. That's where I want to go to get away from it all.

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All theory is grey, my friends, and green alone the tree of life

anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme" meme" meme" meme" meme?

eric

>>73907570
No Irish people mock the men of 16 and pretty much everyone here knows that if you aren't white you aren't really Irish. This is rich coming from the UK. Give me one example of this in Ireland.

>>73907570
hmmm, yes, said the """country""" chock full of muslims and nigs and has just committed demographic suicide by leaving the eu

very good :))

bourbon biscuits > custard creams

just remembered the cuckio meme

>>73907436
Pity the girl in the pink had to grow up, she looked a much better root on the left.

woah... so this.... is the power... of early morning /brit/...

damn...

>>73907602
My name is not herick

i hate:

brits
ir*sh
aussies
zealanders
scots
mainlanders

thought i had to fart
but it was a shart
went to the mart
to do my part

My name is Ronnie fucking Pickering

>>73907641
all of those are just different incarnations of iri people

hate canadians

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>>73907641
where do you live

my name is paul fucking blart

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>>73907666
nice

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>>73907607
>No Irish people mock the men of 16
I fucking dare you to google #weareirish.

>>73907612
Up North of you, you mong.

>>73907666
>>73907595
did you mean recursion?

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>>73907677
my name is bill wilson

>>73907595
>>73907666
>>73907679
canadians need to be rangebanned

>>73907671

Newfoundland.

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>>73907658
Weird how many spudniggers unironically believe this
>We Wuz every successful Anglo country

my willy

Thinking about getting botox on my ballbag

Take those wrinkles right out. Make my testicle sack smooth as an egg

>>73907690
hmm yess duckling, last i checked the north was still part of the uk :))

>>73907690
Yeah your autistic arguments on Twitter with someone who probably isn't Irish make for great conclusive evidence

Well done, give yourself a pat on the back and FUCK OFF back to your containment board

need my bollocks rangebanned

>>73907705
based af

>>73907612
Can you explain what you meant by "committed demographic suicide by leaving the eu"? I'm genuinely curious, given Ireland is 5% less Irish than it was 5 years ago, largely due to EU immigration.

>>73907701
that was the goal

2007 was 10 years ago

2030 is closer than 2000

>>73907760
*crushes bollocks*

>>73907701
/brit/ is for canadians and canadian """"people""""

>>73907745
>implying anyone is going to notice it in the festering pile of shit that is /brit/

>>73907745
haha meant to quote >>73907692 i'm not a saboteur

I saw tail lights last night in a dream about my old life
Everybody leaves so why wouldn't you?

>>73907709
believe what??

/fug/ is the beginning of the end for /brit/

https://youtu.be/qsJ1JmxGMK8

Could care less what an autistic person with an anime display photo on Twitter has to say, Irish or not

>>73907719
That's a hell of a deflection there.

>>73907726
Good idea. Plug your ears. Close your eyes. Give it the ol' "LALALALALALA" when the truth is right in front of you.

That'll save your nation.

>>73907788
love after love

>>73907755
dont care

>>73907641
t. chang zhi

>>73907595
'post

https://www.islamicboard.com/general/134278565-skydiving-haram.html

sour dough is a great bread

>>73907744
you've opened yourself to even further non-white immigration instead of blonde haired blue eyes eastern europeans

>>73907811
>could care less
Further proof that Ireland is nothing but America-lite and as such, as cancerous as the big shithole itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdcDL64KCE

I'm Canadian eh?

>>73907795
is /fug/ good?

mr banks, your opening statement?

about to go out to an album release party

>>73907831
Where do you find this shite

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>>73907591
Funny you should mention the Florida Keys. I love checking out webcams, and Sloppy Joe's Bar, in Key West, has a good selection of cams, both inside and outside.

Bit of a party going on outside there right now, in fact:
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

I woke up today thinking about how it'd be fun to do an internet prank with my /brit/ lads, like /b/ used to do years ago, when it was smarter and more exclusive. I planned a good simple one that makes use of this cam:

>find takeaway restaurants in the vicinity of sloppy joe's
>have them deliver to "the group stood outside sloppy joe's"
>have them call out for "bane" to identify the customer
>sit back and watch the unwitting normies saying "bane" on a webcam thousands of miles away and getting confused

Tried to organise it a few years ago (we planned to get prossies and allsorts showing up), but I had technical issues with calling international numbers, and the yanks were apparently too pussy to make the call.

Would be funny as fuck though.

>>73907841
>blonde haired blue eyes
Your biggest immigrant jumps in the past 5 years were chinks and pakis.

>>73907853
when it's not being blitzkrieg'd by autistic germans or spammed by weebs it's the comfiest thread on /int/ tbqh

>>73907853
ye its alri

not good for /brit/posting though

>>73907813
what exactly am i meant to be deflecting

>>73907859
vetement

>>73907795

it really is
as /brit/s resident statitician I keep an eye on the number of posters in both threads and it's not good news.

/fug/ is a Zionist plot started to destroy /brit/s dominance over /int/

>>73907867
Internet is only an instrument and there is no ruling on it.
The ruling depends on what in it and what a person uses it for. If a person uses it in beneficial and useful matters, then it is good and beneficial, like in the field of scientific research or calling people to Islam. But if a person uses it in dissoluteness and corruption, then it is forbidden. It is like poetry: if its content is good, then it is good, and if its content is bad, it is bad.
Allaah Knows best.

The lad who posts inane and irrelevant Twitter posts with /pol/ rhetoric here should just be ignored

He genuinely believes that he is achieving some sort of political agenda

>>73907859
Would you please sit down?

>>73907853
unironically pretty comfy but it's a bit dead atm cos middle of the night

>>73907877
as will yours be in the next 50

>>73907889
The fact that I'm not full of muslims and nigs and am in no danger of demographic suicide. You're trying to lump me in with the likes of London because you know that Northern Ireland isn't what you described. 5% less Irish in 5 years.

>>73907900
Mashallah brother

>>73907924
5% less Irish in 5 years? Proof?

andd ohhhh

i'm alive, i'm alive, i'm alive

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>>73907908
t. Dubliner*

*Dubliners want nothing more than the death of the Irish nation

>>73907922
Ah yes, it's been working out great for them so far, eh?

>>73907940
Your fucking census, you dumb cunt.

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Culchies ARE bro tier

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damn mr banks thicc af *anguish emoji* need me a man like this *water drops emoji*

>oi look at me I'm british, I eat scones all day and drink me tea all willynilly, with nary a care bout brushin me teeth

>>73907963
Did you make that image? Your head is absolutely fucked cunt

PS I'm not a fuckkng D*b

girls bums go all the way round to the front

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Haven't washed me dick for a week lads. Whenever I pull down me drawers to take a piss the stench hits me like an open air fish market.

How often do you lads wash your equipment?

>>73908003
Weird innit

>>73907998
No, I didn't. If I recall correctly, a kraut did. Or at least, a kraut was the first I saw post it.

You dirty dublin traitorous cunt. Hang yourself.

>>73907924
>>73907924
oh right

well you ARE the pakis and the niggers

>religious inspired violence for centuries
>literally warzone only a decade ago
>weekly bomb scares
>sectarian violence common
>literal segregation of population called "peace" walls
>effectively apartheid only a few decades ago

m8 i could take yer wee """country" and bang it plod it down anywhere in the middle east or africa and no one would bat an eyelid

>>73908008
Every day you mong

Christ, why do I even come here to discuss inane shite with you literal infants

>>73908008

every shower?

never with soap though, i wanked with soap once and do NOT want to accidentally get soap down my urethra again.

>>73908034
how i feel

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on my way home from dublin now

sixth time this week

>>73908008
Have to do it at least 4-5 times a week. I only leave my flat about 2-3 times a month too, but have to at least try to keep on top of the hygiene.

>>73908008
I wash every day and it permanently stinks down there

>>73908043
Yeah but you're a spastic too lad with a terrible taste in music

You only come here to brag about the shite scrapings off MD you managed to beg off a mate the night before and how fucked you are. We all went through that stage before, usually many years before you entered it.

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my linux laptop has become extra comfy now
I prefer it to my desktop now honestly

>>73908026
>Northern Ireland has existed for centuries
>Troubles was a religious conflict
I'm actually embarrassed that you're on my island. Hope you get raped to death by those Nigerians you keep trying to ignore that flood that shithole of yours, Dublin.

>m8 i could take yer wee """country" and bang it plod it down anywhere in the middle east or africa and no one would bat an eyelid
And you seem especially eager to be the same, for someone who derides us so.

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>>73907963
Come on lad

Look at the census figures, whites increased, black africans decreased etc.

We're hardly facing a demographic crisis

>>73908034
we've been wondering that for a long time since this is /brit/ and you're not british
you shouldn't even be here so kindly fuck off

>>73908003
nah la, they got 3 DIFFERENT holes, mental i know but it's true

>>73908074
i've not done MD for months lad

Is the mick lad who posts about elite pedo conspiracies in the uk itt

wait are dubliner and ardoyne the same cunts

ointments

>>73908081
nice deflection

>>73908098
Nah I'm being kept tabs on lad best to say nothing

>>73908088
good post

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ah yes

cold dout

>>73908088
>etc
There is 1 (ONE, SINGULAR) drop in shitskins on that list. And it's fucking bullshit anyway, since it lumps Africans in with """Irish""", despite the actual total number of niggers increasing. Pakis (that's your "other asian") skyrocketing. And your general shitskins fucking rocketing higher than any other demographic shift I've ever seen in my life.

5% less Irish in 5 fucking years. Take a look at yourself.

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Makes me nostalgic for the days I used to go out partying like these normies.

http://sloppyjoes.com/cam_lp/

>>73907436
Still would

>>73908093
bullshit, they only have 2

>>73908107
Parroting my posts back at me doesn't make you look like less of a fucking retard. Nigger.

>>73908144
>Presented with facts
>Talks out his fucking Arse

Not surprised la. This derrylad?

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>mfw hearing about the Plantation of Ulster for the first time

Brits literally colonized Ireland wtf

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>>73908156

can someone post karen pirate pic pls

>>73908161
>bumhole
>fanny
>urethra
mental i know but it's true

t. literal doctor

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>>73908144
A 2.8% increase in Irish ONLY, come on lad

>>73908144
Imagine Nordern Direland lecturing ANYONE on being Irish, a literal British exclave on our island full of prods

couldn't even win independence for themselves and forever bitch about the brave southern men who were man enough to

>>73908201
1. poohole
2. weehole/sexhole

>>73908171
wow ur mad

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>>73908219

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the Future of the Stupid White Goyim
by (((Joel Stien)))

remember to buy Amazon Alexa too!

can someone post karen weeing pic pls

Night

You know the thread will only regress when there's northerners and dubs arguing incessantly

>>73908230
>weehole/sexhole
literally not the same hole lad

>>73908253
interested in this also

>>73908254
good fuck off

>>73908262
lol

>>73908247
Jewish fertility rates are lower than white gentile fertility rates

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Criminally underrated

>>73908253
this

>>73908172
>presented with facts
Here, let me help you with those facts.

Total native Irish: 3,854,226

Total population: 4,689,921

82% Irish.

Don't forget those 55,000 extra "not stated". You think Irishmen and women are afraid to state their ethnicity in an Irish census? You fucking spastic.

>>73908205
It's okay to not understand how the fuck maths works, just don't pretend that you do. "irish only" includes niggers and chinks that were born here, you dopey cunt.

>>73908214
Imagine smiling and clapping as your nation dies less than a century after it was born.

>>73908257
u wot m8

>>73908274
no they aren't
Jews have crazy high birth rates in Israel

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>language is called English
>its best prose stylist is Irish

Really induces one to cogitate

>>73908304
not difficult to imagine since you're british and you're fucked now due to brexit (^;

>>73908309
two different orifices, it's not like a willy
mental i know

>>73908279
have you seen In the Mouth of Madness?

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karen weeing nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>73908311
Not the Ashkenazim

>>73908324
That's it, Dublin nigger. Clap and laugh and cheer as your heroes of '16 are mocked, their graves spat on and the nation they died for, fucking destroyed.

ulysses is a meme

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>>73908335
NOW

achieved enlightenment while reading finnegans wake

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Gutted that /brit/ isn't up for doing my internet prank idea. Bored as fuck watching all the normies have fun like I used to.

Moving to Minnesota lads

>>73908346
hmmm yes, the very country that just had a year long celebration of 1916 last year, hmmm yes

you're pathetic lad

>>73908304
If you add up the "white irish" with the "other white" you still get 91% white, not including travellers, that's nothing compared to the UK's demographics

>>73908374
In which their state broadcaster had Cú Chulainn portrayed by a nigger.

Keep clapping, monkey.

>>73908386
>muh percentages

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>The Republic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

One day lads.

>>73908386
Why the fuck would I add "other white" to the native Irish population? You fucking mongoloid.

>UK
Ok, now compare it to Northern Ireland, instead of being intellectually dishonest in an attempt to damage control.

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>tfw no Jennie gf

Theres nothing like this built today, you'll never see a finer ship or receive a better tip in your life

I AM A SCAVANGERRRR

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>>73908445
quite

>>73908335
pls pls pls

>>73908419
I don't even want to bother get into the demographics of northern ireland since they're older than our census ones and they're all so fucked

I don't see your point, we're not getting flooded with migrants, things are bad but nothing compared to mainland britain and mainland europe, so what the fuck do you expect us to do?

Can't tell if you're a nordie or a butthurt prod, either way I duunno why you're so upset about this, besides not surprised no one wants to move to your south sudan shithole called the north you ""people"" ruined

You know what's nuts is that in Pixar's Planes we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on...

>>73908451
did he die?

>>73908451
Jack you psycho lol

>>73908469
Every single measure on your census says that migrant percentages are up and the percentage of the population that are native Irish are down.

Why the fuck would a hun be upset that Ireland is killing itself? You fucking idiot. Stop spitting on Pearse's grave, you fucking traitors.

>>73908451

love me some medium rare chicken

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>>73908473

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

looking forward to the new cod game

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>>73908473
how could Hitler be a VW if his government created VW

>>73908516

grow up

got a lovly pic of karen getting BLACKED

shall I?

>>73908505
You're genuinely delusional or a spastic unionist, or both. Now fuck off.

looking forward to karen weeing image ive heard so much about

wew
>>>/pol/122222222

>>73908530
ah yes you'd much rather I read books or have ~hobbies~ than play video games

is there a way so that every time you open google chrome, it automatically opens an incognito tab?

Whatever happened to Michelle Branch lads?

>>73908552
yes like any other non malfunctioning non subhuman non freak of nature adult

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>>73908315
>most acclaimed Irish writer
>wrote in English

reelymayksmefink

I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

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>>73908545

>>73908581
all my friends play video games too

don't think I know of a single adult who doesn't play video games

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>>73908595
>I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
>
>It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".
>
>I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
>
>Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
>
>The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
>
>Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
>
>Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

>>73908602
not i

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>>I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
>>
>>It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".
>>
.>I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
>>
>Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
>>
.>The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
.>
.>Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
>>
>>Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

>>73908602
didnt read any of the conversation but the way you said "hobbies" as if it was a pretentious ideal you were above automatically let me know you are a snivelling manbaby who needs a hot rod up the ballcup

http://rule34-data-011.paheal.net/_images/f93da655d349e2d02c663a18a58eb2d5/1355643%20-%20Karen_Kujo%20Kiniro_Mosaic.jpg

had a wank

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>>>I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
>>>
>>>It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".
>>>
>.>I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
>>>
>>Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
>>>
>.>The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
>.>
>.>Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
>>>
>>>Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

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>'doraing a pasta

>>73908595
Shallot

>>73908633
my hobby is shitposting on the internet

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What would be a good board/general/site to watch this webcam with a bunch of like-minded anonymous shut-ins who enjoy sharing voyeuristic webcam fun?

I'm thinking /r9k/. Might make a thread. Bit sad about finally ending up on /r9k/ 2bh though.

have the travel bug bad lads

NEED to go somewhere soon

i feel like i'm wasting my life

>>73908640
where's the wee?

>>73908640
not even funny

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>>'doraing a pasta

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>>73908540
>It’s a fact! 180 The number of countries from which non-Irish immigrants arrived into Ireland in the year to April 2016
>Just over 57 per cent of people in ethnic groups other than White Irish were under 35.
>The percentage increase in the population who identified themselves as Chinese or Other Asian
>The number of Muslims increased by 14,200 over the five years
>82% The percentage of the usually resident population who identified themselves as White Irish (this is several percentage points lower than 2011)
Don't mind me, just posting stuff from the Irish census.

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>>73908610
>replying in a fedora quote

>>73908618
>the utter disaster that is this attempt

Oh shut the fuck up with this stupid copypasta shit. Children. No self-respecting adult would seriously consider it a good post. Whatever excuse, whatever wall of shit you have is not good enough at this point. It is SO unbelievably unoriginal and totally NOT funny to anyone with a normal social life. Absolutely nothing is worse than a man regurgitating the same unoriginal useless bullshit endlessly. You have become a part of a mouldy network of shitbags who think that a copy and pasted wall of text is a legitimate post. You think I read them? You think I give a shit? You think I cared if you read this whole thing? You think I care about the lack of (You)'s? You think I have a cat? None of that shit matters. Don't pay any attention to who I am or why I'm making such a big deal out of it. I just want it to sit with you how useless you are; I want you to ruminate in the reality that you REALLY get off on posting the utter shit that you've saved as a .txt file in a desperate bid for attention.

You waste precious seconds that you're never getting back posting here and no matter who you are, no matter your achievements in life... You're still a little child no matter how old you are. You are internet trash. I'm so fucking sick of /brit/ being filled with shitposting low effort spastics like you. No matter how great you make yourself out to be, psychologically... the only thing that explains your behaviour is that you're 1. a proven mong or 2. So unhappy with something in your life and SO bad at making a creative post that you can't even speak to people like a normal human being and so have to resort to posting what somebody else produced. You are absolute trash. I've been dead for 3 minutes. I don't give a shit what you think about that or if anyone believes me. Honestly, NOTHING feels better than stooping to your level for just a second. I love thinking about the fact that some energy like you could be just immediately vanquished. You're so small and weak.

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>>Oh shut the fuck up with this stupid copypasta shit. Children. No self-respecting adult would seriously consider it a good post. Whatever excuse, whatever wall of shit you have is not good enough at this point. It is SO unbelievably unoriginal and totally NOT funny to anyone with a normal social life. Absolutely nothing is worse than a man regurgitating the same unoriginal useless bullshit endlessly. You have become a part of a mouldy network of shitbags who think that a copy and pasted wall of text is a legitimate post. You think I read them? You think I give a shit? You think I cared if you read this whole thing? You think I care about the lack of (You)'s? You think I have a cat? None of that shit matters. Don't pay any attention to who I am or why I'm making such a big deal out of it. I just want it to sit with you how useless you are; I want you to ruminate in the reality that you REALLY get off on posting the utter shit that you've saved as a .txt file in a desperate bid for attention.
>
>You waste precious seconds that you're never getting back posting here and no matter who you are, no matter your achievements in life... You're still a little child no matter how old you are. You are internet trash. I'm so fucking sick of /brit/ being filled with shitposting low effort spastics like you. No matter how great you make yourself out to be, psychologically... the only thing that explains your behaviour is that you're 1. a proven mong or 2. So unhappy with something in your life and SO bad at making a creative post that you can't even speak to people like a normal human being and so have to resort to posting what somebody else produced. You are absolute trash. I've been dead for 3 minutes. I don't give a shit what you think about that or if anyone believes me. Honestly, NOTHING feels better than stooping to your level for just a second. I love thinking about the fact that some energy like you could be just immediately vanquished. You're so small and weak.

>>73908654
>where can i find people to creep on the general public with me
r9k is right up yor aley

and fifteen minutes later we had our first taste of whisky

>>73908660
Get on airbnb, pack a bag, and plan the journey. You're halfway there.

>>73908672
>gif

fuck off

I have dyslexia so I don't like reading the big posts

Just consumed some alcohol, lads. Shan't be doing that again

>>73908672
>jif

fuck off

>>73908695
Right up what?

I'm not wanking off to it or anything, just curiously observing the different people and occasionally judging them.

>>73908704
dont have dyslexia but I dont read them either way

>>73908673

>Oh shut the fuck up with this stupid copypasta shit. Children. No self-respecting adult would seriouslyconsider it a good post. Whatever excuse, whatever wall of shit you have is not good enough atthis point. It is SO unbelievably unoriginal and totally NOT funny to anyone with a normal social life.Absolutely nothing is worse than a man regurgitating the same unoriginal useless bullshit endlessly. Youhave become a part of a mouldy network of shitbags who think that a copy and pasted wall of text is alegitimate post. You think I read them? You think I give a shit? You think I cared if you read this wholething? You think I care about the lack of (You)'s? You think I have a cat? None of that shit matters.Don't pay any attention to who I am or why I'm making such a big deal out of it. I just want it to sitwith you how useless you are; I want you to ruminate in the reality that you REALLY get off on posting theutter shit that you've saved as a .txt file in a desperate bid for attention.You waste precious seconds thatyou're never getting back posting here and no matter who you are, no matter your achievements in life...You're still a little child no matter how old you are. You are internet trash. I'm so fucking sick of /brit/being filled with shitposting low effort spastics like you. No matter how great you make yourself out tobe, psychologically... the only thing that explains your behaviour is that you're 1. a proven mong or 2. Sounhappy with something in your life and SO bad at making a creative post that you can't even speak topeople like a normal human being and so have to resort to posting what somebody else produced. Youare absolute trash. I've been dead for 3 minutes. I don't give a shit what you think about that or ifanyone believes me. Honestly, NOTHING feels better than stooping to your level for just a second. I love thinkingabout the fact that some energy like you could be just immediately vanquished. You're so small and weak.
>>73908672

As a child I was forced to attend a concentration camp called "High School" where I was put through slave like mandatory Holocaust indoctrination classes. I was also taught to hate my white heritage and to hate and destroy any white person that exhibited any form of solidarity. Millions of whites are lost to this horrifying holocaust.
Luckily, I was able to survive this sick process and my mind is free of these evil feelings. I will fight to ensure my race isn't exterminated. I am a Holocaust Survivor. I survived the Holocaust Indoctrination.

i have dyxlesia

>>73908699
was literally doing that last night and posted a few links here

have to find people who want to go with me

obviously i can go alone but the more the merrier

>>73908707
If I had a penny for every time I've said that. I'd probably have enough to get drunk tonight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
IM DOING A BIG POO
IM THE TOILETTTTTTTTTTTTTT

i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a cunt.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

state of this kiwi cretin

dooooing a pooo lads t
b h
fuck caaaraa

>>73908671
3% lower white irish, woah we're going to be less than 5% irish in 5 years!!!!

fuck off ulster, kill yourself

>>73908732
Still feel nothing, except now my head is spinning. First time being inebriated in my life

>>73908761
great post

>>73908728
rorkes calling themselves holocaust survivors would be incredible banter
imagine those greasy kikes fuming

>>73908765
>woah we're going to be less than 5% irish in 5 years!!!!
Nobody said that. It's a cute deflection though. Keep denying reality in the hopes that it'll fix itself. Pearse is spinning in his grave, you traitor.

literally just fucking my washing machine

i still have flappy bird on my iphone

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>don't have access to the doing a poo lads webm

>>73908765
The fact that you even said "white Irish", implying that the Irish can be non-white, is very fucking telling. Dublin may just be the worst city in all of human history.

anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme

>>73908671
>over 50% of people are ethnic prods

TEACH US TO BE OIRISH LIKE U SEMPAI!!!

>>73908803
The fact that you even said "white Irish", implying that the Irish can be white, is very fucking telling.

food is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet

it's just so goddamn delicious

you ever realize that all this time on /brit/ is an utter waste of life?

>>73908730
When I was 19, me and a friend were watching the start of the Glastonbury festival on telly, when I said we could be there in about 24 hours if we hitchhiked it and jumped the fence.

Next morning I was at his door with a bag packed, managed to twist his arm and we fucking did it. It was rough as fuck though and very dangerous, would NOT recommend hitchhiking.

I think the best plan would be to find an event like a festival or something, about 200-500 miles away, and base the expedition around that event. Plan where you're going to sleep and stuff. Good idea not to do it alone I reckon, lot of shady fuckers out there.

You could make up your own event though, like a seaside BBQ on a beach or a camping trip to a forest. It's just finding someone who's free and into it and who won't piss you off.

>>73908008
every 3-4 days

>>73908820
>Protestants aren't Irish
Keep spitting on the graves of Tone and Pearse, Dubliner.

>>73908803
>d-d-d-dublin

your obsession is bizarre as a literal British supremacist state

>>73908844
Keep laughing as your nation dies, you traitorous dubliner scum.

dad's new neighbours are this old jamaican couple

they make quite nice food

>>73908840
nah they're not and neither are you

enjoying the uk Nigel?

where the FUCK is my pizza lads

>>73908831
Barely have a sense of smell myself, makes it hard to taste food

taking a shit

Trump gets nominated
>we beat Jeb we've won the election
>kek wills it
>president elect la
>look at Trump, what stamina
>we go again! xD

Hillary overtakes Trump in the polls
>Coming from behind is the sign of a true president
>Trump will rape in the debates la

Hillary wins the debate
>she cheated, we still won all these polls we rigged
>Bernie supporters still won't vote for Hillary after what she said

Bernie comes out in support of Hillary
>Assange will do us a favour

Wikileaks doesn't release shit
>they're letting shillary win
>c-cucks
>its still on if we flip Pennsylvania

Trump getting crushed by Hillary in the polling for swing states
>b-but Trump said winning is easy
>dems won't turn up on election day
>the polls are rigged

Hillary wins the election
>g-getting nominated was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>2020 is our year la

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four months to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Bill O'Reilly

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Ronald Reagan

Friendly reminder that Donald Trump said "this does not slip" to his colleagues after beating Jeb Bush in the primaries when the Republicans were in the driving seat to win their first presidential election in 8 years, before he literally slipped to let Hillary win a debate, resulting in defeat, before they threw away a 3 point lead in Ohio, meaning that Trump went into the election day with a mathematical chance of winning the presidency but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning he finished in second place, ultimately choking his best ever chance for the presidency, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off all his assets and fleeing the country.

>see a good looking girl
>talk to her
>she's foreign
happens every single fucking time. why are all British girls so ugly. I fucking hate this country

yet to take a poo today

>>73908857
>d-d-d-dublin

thought prods like you would love dublin

>>73908883
that's just not healthy

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For some reason this womens bitching got on my nearths so much I had to make an instagram account and comment on it.

Shes the women who makes a living off looking like taylor swift who was in the news not long ago

Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.

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>>73908890
.wh,-wh,at.?

>>73908864
>>73908887
>And let us make no mistake as to what Tone sought to do, what it remains to us to do. We need to restate our programme: Tone has stated it for us: "To break the connection with England, the never-failing source of all our political evils, and to assert the independence of my country—these were my objects. To unite the whole people of Ireland, to abolish the memory of all past dissentions, and to substitute the common name of Irishmen in place of the denominations of Protestant, Catholic and Dissenter—these were my means."

You're scum. A traitor of the highest degree. I hope you hang.

>>73908887
>>73908857
get a room :-) you're taking yourselves too seriously and it's very awkward to read

>>73908883
I do 2 minute poos everyday with minimal wiping necessary. If you don't do this then you are literally dying of intestinal blockage

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>>73908901
Bit of reality

>>73908838
i have a buddy who would probably be down, gonna talk to him about doing something memorable this summer

only problem is summer jobs interfering with that

>I shit daily
>the bf shits 3 times per week

hmm

>>73908803
Not going to respond to this bait

Dig yourself a grave and fall into it you cunt, you love graves

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>>73907436

>what family picture should we recreate from the past
>oh right, perfect!

The fuck was the reasoning behind this?

>>73908945
Nigger. Hang yourself.

>>73908944
faggot

>>73908944
Is he taking all the bumming?
Because you might be pushing his shit back in

>>73908901
She doesn't even look like Taylor Swift. She just steals her style.

>>73908960
They're all wearing swimming gear. You yanks are so fucking retarded.

How will humanity end? By killing ourselves. Humans are parasites and the Earth is the organism that we've attacked (metaphorically of course). And instead of focusing our technology and time on developing some form of colony on other planets, we focus our time on preventing people from having equal rights, developing the new iPhone and talking about Miley Fucking Cyrus and her stunt at the VMAs. And when someone comes along that says "Hey what if we colonized space?" this bach of retards come at him saying "Pfft, watched a little to much Star Wars did we? Cheesh why don't you grow up and get a life. Lose your virginity. It'll make you feel better!" If you are like that fuck you and everyone you associate with. On an unrelated note: Fuck Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, One Direction and Taylor Swift

>>73908969
>>73908971
aha you've mistakenly assumed that I'm a man

>>73908971
howling

Stupid!? You know what you're looking at? Yeah, that's right. Agnostic atheist with an IQ of 172 on the WAIS-IV scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was 8. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded -- which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize.
You've allowed your mind to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here: the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably gifted at one point, but you spend your entire day looking at dumb pictures of cats. What's worse is how you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.
I hate you, and I have no doubt that if I ever met you in a debate I could smash your intellect beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.

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>>73908877

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>How will humanity end? By killing ourselves. Humans are parasites and the Earth is the organism that we've attacked (metaphorically of course). And instead of focusing our technology and time on developing some form of colony on other planets, we focus our time on preventing people from having equal rights, developing the new iPhone and talking about Miley Fucking Cyrus and her stunt at the VMAs. And when someone comes along that says "Hey what if we colonized space?" this bach of retards come at him saying "Pfft, watched a little to much Star Wars did we? Cheesh why don't you grow up and get a life. Lose your virginity. It'll make you feel better!" If you are like that fuck you and everyone you associate with. On an unrelated note: Fuck Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, One Direction and Taylor Swift

>>73908992
I just assumed that you were a man because I was under the assumption that women don't poo

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>>73908372

Do you mean that you're there from the UK right now and you've decided to stay?

>>73908925
Based desu

Look at all the women giving her moral support, christ what a nation of bitches.

Might make an account and join in

>used to shit daily
>now shit about 1 time per week

hmm

>>73908992
dont be a poof

You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really worry about the state of my generation where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

>>73908982

You're like that father that's pissed off because his son grew up to be taller than he is.

>swearing

christ, this is a blue board lads

>>73909030
You're like a fat cunt, in that you are one.

Sorry to be bothering you but could you do without the profanities? This is a family-friendly board. Every Monday evening me, my grandmother and my little brother browse this subreddit and whatnot. It's very awkward to encounter these bad words while sitting with my family.

I love the smell of dirty panties.

Each zone of scent.

Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).

Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.

Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.

Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.

Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.

Don't think alcohol is for me, lads. At least I know that now

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>>73909041
imagine browsing 4chan on the big tv with the whole family cuddled together in matching sweaters

love pints

>>73908943
Take lots of pics, I'll want to see them on here.

It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.

>>73909039

Your nation is like a member's only jacket. It's around but people are still trying to figure out why.

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>>73909048
quality contribution

reckon i'll be playing f1 2016 any time now

>>73909098

new

>>73909102
You're still a fat cunt.