/brit/

probably would tbf

*ignores this thread*

>go to the gym
>all the bars are taken by deanos lifting bitch weight
>finally get to squat
>first rep my shorts tear in half
aaaaaah yes

DISCLAIMER:

The giant ball of mass that is 190kg was arrested and charged for molesting his niece in 2013, this was discovered years ago on /sp/.

Do not reply to the fat custard cream eating loser

qu'est-ce que c'est

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the bf

>>73880270
what happened to him, did he get locked up? is he under house arrest or something?

>>73880254
>first rep my shorts tear in half

BRAAAAAAAPPPPP

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About to go to the dentist, hope I get the big titted Spanish one again, last time I went she brushed on of them on my face by accident and I left with a hard on

>>73880218
>Psycho tranny
bit redundant

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anime

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gf on the right

>>73880254
YOU FAT BASTARD

YOU FAT BASTARD

howdy fellow cuckolds

>>73880342
>by accident
This doesn't happen

>>73880342
got a cute paki girl who put the fluoride on once and I think pakis are alright now?

>>73880379
i just have a herculean arse

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Finished a watch of The Ring
Lads its a pretty poor movie with a shit end. Not remotely scary, barely even thrilling for that matter

Shan't recommend it

>>73880401
scared the shit out of me when it came out but i was 11

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The shockingly ugly gf.

BRAZIL !!!!

>>73880270

is 190cm kev or someone else just so we're clear

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Would you date a 40+ year old woman?

>>73880439
oh god no. i only teenage girls

>>73880439
absolutely

>>73880389
I'm currently dating a paki girl, she's cute and really filthy in bed

>>73880387
Pretty sure it was an accident, she started blushing

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>>73880401
>>73880412
Oh I'm sorry. The original is great I have great memories of it. They made a reboot and that's the one I watched, solely because I liked the original when I was younger.
Unfortunately, the reboot is just OK at the very best and bad at worst. I felt like I wasted my time

Business idea: Britain and Ireland merge to form a supernation: Brireland

>>73880427
yea but hes not actually pedo

>>73880427
someone else, kev isnt a nonce

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https://youtu.be/E5hrFVQiGyk
looking forward to watching this kino

>>73880439

if she looked like that? Shag yes.Date? probably not.

>>73880481
'sheed

>>73880439
Older women are so much more simple, the main points being they have their own place and either have their emotional shit sorted out or nicely suppressed. They're also likely to expect less from you, emotionally.

>>73880439
YES although it would be awk as a fuck being in public with her

>>73880508
turbopleb

Have you ever watched a girl masturbate? I almost enjoy it as much as actual sex.

>>73880439
>tfw no experienced older woman to patiently school you in the art of lovemaking

>>73880539
I find it very boring, much in the same way that lesbian sex is boring

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>>73880481
good lad

>>73880520
I'm as white as Stephen Merchant

>>73880342
>by accident

>>73880539
No but I like to watch my girlfriend get fucked by other men

>>73880555
>patiently

Gay boy

>>73880539
Apparently a lot of girls like watching guys masturbate

Feeling really old right now.

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>>73880568

>>73880539
cam sex is boring, when i cum i just tab out but keep pulling faces like im wanking

https://twitter.com/GoldingBF/status/855340448713494532

imagine falling for this

its okay to be a cuck
its not okay to be a nazi

>>73880539
i get hard as fucking diamonds when i watch some chick flick the bean
i like it even more when i'm the one doing the flicking

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fuck...hadn't considered this

>keep having dreams about this girl i fell in love with at the start of the year
>she dropped out so i will never see her again
STATE of my """""life"""""

business idea: revise for my exams so I do well in them

thoughts?

>woke up at 2
>did some chores
>had a shower
>had a pizza
>now drinking a coffee and eating some almonds

comfy day so far

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>>73880568

>>73880657
message her

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>>73880671
ah
yes

>>73880651
>le binary approach to immigration
Leftists are obtuse.

>>73880595
One of my exes used to watch a lot of CFNM porn

>>73880603
No I mean watching her in person, not on a computer

>>73880620
me with the flag

>>73880439
only as a toy boy not being a proper bf

just bummed a fag in the car park

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howling

>>73880658
post on the 'chon instead

>>73880270
you still haven't posted any proof of this and I think you just post this in attempt to get him to fuck off or to just stop using his trip

>>73880663
>almonds

haha what the fuck are those?? food for pooftas?? haha

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>>73880709

>>73880663
>almonds
hope u activated them first

>>73880758
ye aha

>>73880620
hahaha what a spanner

>>73880741
lilly allen put out some great tunes back in day tbf

>>73880709

fucking hell man
i should convert to islam jeez those burkas really do work

>>73880439
I work in a pub and I've shagged plenty of 30 to 60 year olds

AHAHAHA ACTIVATED ALMONDS!!!! KEK!!!!!!

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R8 brunch

What's the secret to drinking in moderation?

Always try to, but once I start I just keep going until I'm utterly trashed.

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>>73880761
need to do something very haram with her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPwT8Te-1bU

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I'm a rorke but I'd shag the brains out of this sexy paki

>>73880599
How old are you

>>73880812
drink slowly
self control

>same posters posting the same pakis to each other every day
christ lads

>>73880810
shadilay my fellow /pol/ack, a tip of my MAGA hat to you my good sir xD

>>73880811
thats breakfast mate

>>73880819
lol

>>73880829
Rather not say desu.

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breakfast

>>73880862
yeah but i had it at 1 so its sort of lunch as well

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>>73880709

christ

>>73880812
throw a glass of water or a soda in there between drinks
you're welcome

*pronounces chorizo as choritho*

shadilay praise cuck

>>73880811
>putting the eggs on top of the toast

Bad form

>>73880894
ponce

>>73880881
nice

>>73880894
*pronounces calzone as cal-ah-zon-EE*

>>73880881
decent form

chorizo should be pronounced as CHOR-RITZ-O

>>73880881
>no bean sauce
>beans on top of anything

my sides

>>73880812

different setting. you're not going to get off your trolley eating and drinking at a restaurant

>>73880811
improvements
>one less sausage
>one more rasher of bacon
>cut bread into triangles
>few less beans

other than that it's good, i'll give it a 7/10

>>73880881
Looks dryer than the Sahara mate

>>73880877
Very good

paella should be pronounced PAY-ELLA

Never liked islam since it ruined cat Stevens

>>73880894
*pronounces paella as pie-ell-ah*

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had a nightmare that I was back in school again
was running late, didn't know where I was supposed to be
everyone was angry and shouting
there was an exam that I wasn't prepared for and I could write anything properly
woke up in a cold sweat

>>73880539
>girl insists on fucking with lights off
>fuck for an hour and a half and don't cum
>asks what will get me off
>says she'll finger herself for me while I want to cum
>room completely dark
>can see some shadowy outline looking like she's a dj scratching a record
>supposed to want to it

hahaha ahh yes

>>73880881
this isn't yours

americans don't eat beans for breakfast or black pudding

>>73880881

eggs are a bit fucked up. looks delicious though

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*wakes up next to you*

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>>73880877
so old he wont tell us his age. ABOLSUTELY SHRIEKING

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Damn, I never thought about that

>>73880992
>>73880998
get FUCKED

take a load off fannie
take a load
for free
take a load off fannie
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
you put the load right on me

>>73880968
this

>>73881003
sounds like an allegory for your life

actually
labour/corbyn have a lot of great policies
why aren't people voting for them?

using the word "bonafide" in everyday conversation

>>73881005

there needs to be some light when shagging. I find a bedside lap is ideal.

f.lux just went completely amber out of the blue

hmm

>>73881083
corbyn is limp wristed. Doesn't understand populism, which the left desperately needs in order to be succesful in any manner.

España should be pronounced EH-SPANNA

>>73881105
dw mate its supposed to do that

>>73881036
barthelona

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made a sausage casserole too

>>73880877

come on lad its all anon here x

keep having dreams of being outside in towns where the ground is very steep. im usually with other people and am trying to follow them up the incline, but eventually i'll just slip down and slide unitll i can grab onto something like a lampost. i will then try and get my footing to climb back up but will continue to fall. everyone else is walking up fine but me.

what does it mean?

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better than yorkshire imo

>>73881136
no it isn't

>>73881036
it should be pronounced pie-el-yah

>>73880877
*dials up janny*

>>73881096
yeah she went completely fucking dark, and it was raining so there wasn't even any moonlight. I have no idea why she was so self conscious about it. when she asked what would make me cum I almost just told her to turn the light on but I thought I'd blow up my spot if I did that smfh

>>73881174
no it's pie-ay-yah

please use wabbajack to me

>>73881083
because he can't enact those policies with half of labour hating him

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Apologies lads, very late today due to a lot of normie shit to do today.

Anyway, r8 the so called "lunch"

>>73881198
pa-eh-ya

>>73881162
Sounds like my walk home from the pub.

>>73881083
unironically would vote for him if he wasn't such a mong about immigration and sjw shite

>>73881144
how many sausages do you want, fat cunt

>>73881229
http://www.livestrong.com/article/409651-danger-of-raw-red-kidney-beans/

hope you cooked them m8

>>73881229
Pass

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>drinking anything else
pity

>>73881144
I can only imagine the kind of spastic who eats this

>>73881235
made me kek to be honest

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miss me yet?

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>>73881198
AYAYA?

>>73881229
good, healthy lunch. You seem like you're in good shape.

MEW's arse was genuinely one of the most beautiful sights I've ever behold.

>>73881083
Not wholly convinced he believes in britains

>>73881275
drinking goon right now 2bh

>>73881275
I get this, but the yellow box.

>>73881267
tinned ones don't have that issue

>>73881276
sausage casserole is nice you stupid pleb

Wish I was horny more often, don't even feel like wanking once a day anymore

>>73880811
>meat
kys

>>73881275
>my bags are unbleached

can't say the same thing about my bag

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>>73881286
awright annie may nonce you've made your point now sling yer hook

>>73881284
I am metres from where that photo was taken

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>>73881235

>>73881298
i generally find her appealing but she was wasn't nice to look at in scott pilgrim for me

*sees everyone is having fun*
*feels left out*
*runs into the middle of /brit/ trying to be funny*
*the conversation dies immediately*

been getting way too big for my bewts

>>73881162
You are anxious about your progress in life/other compared to your peers. You may be unable to pinpoint exactly why, but there is the nagging thought that you are constantly underperforming.

how do you pronounce coq-au-vin?

>>73881247
most of those are potatoes

>>73881243
oh
so you're a racist and a bigot! Why are you on this website and not stormfront or some other neo nazi crap?

>>73881267
>that article

fug :DDD

ah well lets see what happens. shall report back in several hours if my severe gastrointestinal pain allows it

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Need to sort the old 'boards out

Worked as a bin man for a recruitment agency for a week a few years ago. ask me anything

>>73881366
*notices you're feeling left out*
*tries to make you feel more included*
*realises you're just misunderstood and actually a good lad*

>french """"""""""""people""""""""""" literally serve "monsieur cock" at fancy restaurants

>>73881275
>teabags
mong tier

>>73881399
*knocks you out with a big elbow*

heh

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>>73881383

>>73881416
>waitrose

fuck off billionaire

>>73881319
I've seen them but don't know what the difference is?

buying 100kg dumbells
would crush you worms with one hand

>>73881418
why did you take an immigrants job away

>>73881488
alri baldgerian

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>>73881325
praying to Osiris you are right

>>73881488
you are a 100kg dumbell

how come british people pronounce tortilla as tor-tia but still pronounce paella as pie-ella?

>tfw tim farron is the new ed miliband but the lib dems are too small for there to be as much farron posting in the media

>>73881488
It's 'dumbbell' you dumbbell

lamb and lynx are bound to make a BLACKED video one day

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>loose tea

>>73881379
do me psychnonce

Keep having dreams where I get in a fight and I end up punching someone but no matter how many times I hit them they don't seem to feel it

I hope Trump dies in office soon

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>>73881519
>timothy james farron

>>73881503
>baldgerian
what did you mean by this

>>73881539
fucking jews haha
making a fool of us

*stacey dooley voice* tortillas

>>73881515
too many vowels in the second pronunciation

>>73881416
the absolute state of the contents of those shelves. Putting your cocoa next to your chicken stock tells me everything I need to know about your pathetic life and how it's falling apart

should he search for contentment
that he might hope to find
from a honky tonk woman
or a bottle of wine
he shakes and he trembles
even though he's not old
like a leaf in a whirlwind
he's out of control

Doin the newspaper crossword lads, really stuck on this one!

Derogatory word for a person with black skin (6)

Any ideas?

>>73881490

wasnt a single immigrant working there when I did, all white racist guys

>>73881480
Yellow is breakfast tea, there's an orange box too, dunno what that is.

dun noe

>>73881581
hmm?

drumpf is a 70 year old cheeto coloured fascist

>>73881549
fuck off you mong go back to drinking your weak teabag shite

>>73881612
sambo with 2 esses

i bet tim farron got bullied in school

>>73881657
statistically everyone got bullied at some point

>>73881646
t. Increasingly nervous paki

>>73881612
yankkk

>>73881657
yeah he definitely did

I went to the same college as him an it's a shithole

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>>73881597
What do you think about my fridge?

>>73881646
>drumpf
stop, your making his already funny name sound less funny

Watching Kong.

It's shit.

>>73881683
i never got bullied

>>73881657
nah he picked on "bent faggots" (his words) because they were "eternal sinners" who "would burn in the flames of damnation"

>>73881612
nagger

>>73881703
>thatcher
rorke
>bavaria
rasheed

>>73881688
KIKE

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cant imagine so-called "Mummy" May doing this

>>73881720
hes right

>>73881683
lol

>>73881703
why are you storing open packets of cooked meat next to raw meat?

also why do you have open containers of tomatoes in there you disgusting pig

literally asking to get food poisoning

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radical watchdog here

>>73881657
>Daily reminder that Louis Theroux got bulled by Nick Clegg

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tv-louis-theroux-i-was-nick-cleggs-215349

>>73881703
Not too bad desu lad. But the opened pack of eggs needs to be on the same shelf as the unopened pack and the onions need to be with the rest of the veggies.

jumble or crosswords?

>>73881749
corbyn is a fucking nonce? wtf!

>>73881749
nonce

>>73881776
stop using the ice weapon mate, it''s shit

>>73881703
very grim

>>73881781
you've never been fagged? nonce

>>73881740
I'm literally an alcoholic
>>73881771
Haven't been sick since I was about 15
>>73881785
They're apples and oranges on the 2nd shelf not onions

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>>73881703
having open tins of shit like that will affect the taste.

also
>>73881771

take a good look at yourself you imbecile

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>>73881833
not my screenshot but frost got a massive buff when ringed city was released

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Well, what are you waiting for?

off to bed del boy

school in the mornin'

>>73881555
Ah yes, you have unresolved feelings about a physical confrontation. You may even have sufficient physical skills for a fight, but something went wrong (not necessarily the last one) that still nags at you.

This is sapping your confidence regarding future fights.

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>>73881868
>zero.zero% cans in the fridge
>alcoholic

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this is what average white people look like in america

sleepynge would appresiate a holler

>>73881703
>not putting plastic wrap over the open tins
dire

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>Theroux said he had to wake Clegg up and give him his newspaper when they were pupils at Westminster School.

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These cunts wouldn't stop talking shite on the bus home the other night

>>73881897
might join and turn them into a radical centrist party from within and get all the /brit/ lads to vote for me

>>73881888
ooh might give my ice weapon a go in that case

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Is it time to shave all my hair off yet?

>Hairline like this at 21
You guys are lucky you're not me

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>yanks

>>73881938
i'm in

>>73881935
nick was a chad cunt no wonder he has a fit spanish wife

LADS LOOK AT ME LADS LOOK AT ME

*presents my face*

is there something wrong with me?

>>73881910
do me
I had a bad dream, I dreamt Lenore came back and stole Lenore and then Lenore drove off with Lenore and I ran down the street after them and I yelled Lenore!, Lenore! and then my teeth fell out.

>>73881936
biggie biggie biggie, oi oi oi

>>73881928
even that's not sufficient 2bh

you need airtight tupperware containers

>>73881646
cheeto pride world wide

Pretty sure Mark Gatiss is older than 21.

>>73881955
Looks alright lad, calm down

>>73881910
do me

>have regular dreams where i have to fight people but instead of punching them i just pick them up and throw them miles or into things really har

>have other dreams where I need to sprint somewhere and can't run very fast

>have other dreams where i am hanging out with my ex who i broke up with because she was too obsessed and clingy, but now she wont take me back even though i break up with my current gf for her

>>73881910
Sounds about right. How can I fix this?

>>73881955
>full beard at 21
nothing to scoff at
an all you can eat buffet, now that's something to scoff at
GAHAHAHA

>>73881955
yeah

at least you have a decent beard even if it's ginger

wanking over my folder of screencaps of every (You) josie has ever gave me

>>73882017
alright now lad, enough of that malarky

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I work in a pub and I've shagged plenty of 30 to 60 year olds

>>73882041
FUCKING DISGUSTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Bit gutted about Ugo Ehiogu lads, he was a top fella.

>>73881959
truly awful. how can you get to that point?

any fatties ITT? dont do this

>>73882041
inverted nonce

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Have took your advice into consideration and given the 'dge a sort out

>>73880998
how else would you pronounce it

>>73882038
haha!!!!!!!!!!! i didn't even have the key to mala in the first place!!!!!!! WAHEYYYY

>>73881910
>always have dreams about sex
>in every dream I try to have sex

>>73881997
I reckon you are a hypochondriac

>>73882090
sort that fucking tin out la'

>>73882090
still an uncovered tin in there

>>73881910
Literally me

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>>73882090
improved. please take the spoon out of the tin though as that is really BOKE

>>73882029
It's ginger at the front then gradients to dark red then almost black at the back of my jaw. Rather strange

Hair is a nice blonde colour. Shame it has to go

Might die myself

>>73882090
>leaving a spoon in the tin, still without plastic wrap

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how successful are threads you create?
which one are the best bait for /int/

*jumps out of a 10-story window*

WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee-

*falls onto you*

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>>73881703
>alcohol free "beer"

>>73882158
Abysmal patter.

>>73882090
Buy some meat you woman

>>73882153
My threads always get 300+ replies at all hours of the day.

Fucking runts can't get enough of them.

>>73882090
6/10

try again

bet I have the mankiest fridge here

>>73882130
>>73882140
>>73882150
>>73882152
Why? It's cat food, my cat would eat it if I farted on the tin and left it behind a radiator for a week you nonce
>>73882194
There are sausages, ham and fish in there.

>>73882158
*tries to dodge at the last minute*
*can't because you're so large*

>>73882090
why are you drinking 0% beer you fucking poof

>>73882195
what kind of topics lad? an interesting map? news? bait?
i never get any replies ffs

>>73882153
/int/ is a terrible board
bait threads just get bait replies
its all one big shit inside joke

>>73882197
live in manchester do you?

>>73881981
You dream of being emperor of a mountain, but feel as though you've been relegated to a hillside kingdom.

>>73882014
Not entirely sure. The main goal is getting over your bad memories.

Seeking out an actual confrontation isn't a good idea, maybe you'd enjoy boxing practice with a bag or against pads. By advancing your physical skills and creating good memories related to fighting you can more easily come to terms with your past failures as 'steps on the path to success'.

Will answer the others in the next thread.

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>>73882095
Sorry lads, the runt's taken it too far this time, gonna have to put it out of its misery *pulls out runt killing club*

>non alcoholic beer
would literally batter someone if I caught them drinking it

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>no football on tonite

bet i have the smallest fridge here

>>73882221
>sausages
Decent
>ham
It's like a meat accessory, not a real meat
>fish
Fuck off Chang, go get a sirloin

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>>73881703
>0% beer
>buttersoft
>eggs in the fridge
>added salt & water ham
>open tins without any covering
>that luminous yellow muck in the top right
>green top milk
>unfinished lucozade

I can't go higher than 2/10 I'm afraid

NEOU NEOU luftballoons
>>73882246
>>73882246

>>73882221
>opened cat food
>in the fridge
>no cover

you're a fucking minger m8 sort yourself out

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>>73882221
>cat food in the human fridge

>>73882233
All sorts of shit, I like to mix things up.

The secret though is always put '/brit/' in the subject field.

>>73882261
There is though you fucking glory hunting nigger fuck off back to your containment board

the EFL is more entertaining than that commercialised shitfest

>>73882261
There is though.

>>73882221
>cat food in fridge
fucking horrible sort yourself out

>>73882261
looking forward to spurs chelsea tomorrow

>>73882314
waheyyyyyyyyyy

>>73882314
kek

>>73882314
nice i get this joke

>>73883085
ME TOO AHA WHAT ARE WE LIKE!!!