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gommunism

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kiira

>>73853265
public transport is shit in bham i agree, but if you have easy access to moseley you're lifes alright because there are loads of different buses going through and around it. especially the 50 coming every 5 seconds

thing is london is easier and ironically chaeper to get around, even if food and that is exepnsive.

gondola is a stupid and regrettable addition to the pepe/pedobear mythology

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anime

>>73853388
runt

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would like a volvo

wtf is is2

*eat chocolate*
*instant pussy spot on my face*
reeeeeeeee

>>73853428
image server 2 probably

why

aren't

images

opening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVVy_x3Erg

>>73853409
hi mum

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fancy myself as a bit of a barry lyndon figure

as a climb up the ol' social ladder from the lows of a council estate, towards through elite higher education and instituions, eventually to join the aristocracy, only to see it all tumble down again

>>73853350
don't really like the buses in brum though always has chav pricks on it, i'm probably complaining more than necessary. yeah birmingham is alright to live in once you know it but must seem incredibly unfriendly to people not from there, really have to know the city to have a good time and find fun stuff to do, reason why all the students spend all their time in selly oak and almost exclusively hang out with other students

>>73853451
wew
thought it was just me

>>73853472
fuck off brum

>>73853451
it happens whenever this >>73853446 appears

>horrible day at work
>get home
>want to take a long bath
>no hot water
>boiler isn't working
>fuck about with it for 30 min to get it working and take a shower instead
>dropped a plate making my tea
>twatted my toe so hard on the corner of the table it bled

and finally I wanted to make a cuppa, got the teabag in the water, got the milk and it was off.

I really fucking hope tomorrow is better.

would be so much easier if i could just piss in bed instead of going to the bathroom, can see why old people do it now, sheer laziness

>>73853513
Tim

>>73853513
>he puts milk in his tea

mong

>have to go down 3 floors to get water

wish I had one of those cold office water dispensers

>>73853428
>>73853451
>>73853478
>>73853511
u can use 4chanx to force images to load from the normal i.4cdn server

>One of my childhood bullies from mosque is getting married to a white woman, I don’t like it or understand it, with how common it’s becoming I suspect there may be some hidden financial goings on behind the scenes.

>>73853535
get a catheter or a bedpan

>>73853535
>piss before you sleep
>neck some water to tide you over
>piss in the morning when you wake up

What's the problem? Bladderlet?

>>73853552
>cuckposting muslim
shall not

>>73853547
a tap?

on my way home now from dublin

>>73853513
>do fuck all at work
>4:30 strikes, gear up to go
>boss calls on me to do some massive task that will take 2 hours and that he needs before tomorrow morning
>spend 2 hours doing it
>get to the ol' flatshare at 7:15
>key can't open the door and no one at the door
>eventually works 15 minutes later
>get in
>need to cook
>forgot to defrost chicken
>only have wraps and brocoli so just eat that
>9 oclock
>oh work again tomorrow best go to sleep

ah yes.

>>73853315
>You will never live in the shire

Feels bad man

why does Samara want to kill people?

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>>73852989
I bought a couple of more sensible properties to let for passive income, did a PhD and I'm now leading the life of an early career academic without having to worry about the salary being low.

having an effervescent

>>73853552
Why else would a white woman marry a paki?

>>73853315
Who are you guys voting for In the upcoming election?

>ywn be a decorated Roman general turned senator

could just fuck prozzies all day and have slaves sort you out

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>>73853552

>>73853650
Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist)

>>73853650
monster raving loony

>>73853638
>properties to let for passive income
this is why I hate richfags

I will NEVER own a single piece of land, whilst you own several. It's like the medieval period and i'm a mere serf on your land.

Why couldn't you just invest in dividend paying stocks?

>>73853650
UKIP

>>73853552

Ah yes the good ole Poleaboo blog

>>73853650
Labour

>>73853666
>drumpfposting
back to /pol/ with you, redditman

>>73853638
nice one lad, got £50k off the sale of my nan's flat and a lot of property to inherit when my grandparents pop their clogs

fucking blessed Tbh

>i'm going to tell that undesirable girl that you like her tehehehe

Had someone do this to me today. Thought people stopped doing this once they left school....

>>73853667
>>73853670
>>73853681
>>73853685
Serious answers please

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>>73853650
Labour desu, Corbyn looks like my gramps and I can't bring myself not to.
>>73853699
>giving me the (You)

Billie Jean is not my lover

>tfw 23 yr old khv today
>tfw cant drink or smoke weed because i need to take an LFT
>tfw no friends to celebrate with tonight
>tfw woke up at noon and have spent all day on 4chan

>>73853718
nothing wrong with voting for labour MPs

>>73853718
lib dem of course

>>73853718
UKIP

bit mad what's going on in france eh lads
not predictable at all

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Build your own Kev

>>73853712
Is this really so bad though? Far worse when your normie friend tells a very desirable girl you like her because, as a sperg, you aren't "allowed" to. The girl is disgusted and tells her friends.

>>73853678
>Why couldn't you just invest in dividend paying stocks?

Didn't know anything about the stock market (still don't).

It's not like I'm an active landlord, it's all done through an agency. I barely think about it most of the time, it's just extra income.

>>73853650
Plaid or Labour, idk

>>73853718
Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist)

made a new vid lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4fFZeka0Vg

>>73853773
add folding tabs

>>73853759
whats happening

o wait am not arsed

>>73853784
how much do you pay the agency?

>Labour

ah yes, socialism and foreigners, that'll be lovely

>>73853788
Labour?

>>73853773
when I was a newfag I thought that's Rorke and his characteristic gait was Rorke's Drift

to be honest ugly girls are just as good as normal looking girls
your brain adapts to them once you get to know them, so even if they're ugly, you perceive them as not ugly

so like, le pen just won.

>had job interview today
>felt pretty confident about it all the way there
>got there
>had overwhelming sense of dread
>don't even know why
>hands started to sweat like fuck
>DON'T KNOW WHY, DOESN'T EVER HAPPEN
>shook the interviewers hand with not only a weak (I thought he might not notice it as much) but a steaming, clammy handshake

Safe to say I'm not getting the job.

>>73853773
why is there 4 legs

you either own land or you don't

and if you don't you're fucked

>>73853759
Might this just push Le Pen over the mark though? Ahmed the tanned Frenchman probably thought it would be a novel idea to show his anger at mean Mrs Le Pen by murdering some police but it might backfire and galvanises those who are on the fence about her to just go do it.

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>>73853718
>>73853650

>voting anyone other than torries
>thinking it'll matter

>people in alternative music scenes bragging about being communists
why is this a thing???

>>73853811
wish we could have socialism without foreigners desu

>>73853840
*are

>>73853825
t. roastie

>>73853784
>tfw will need to slave away for the rest of my life just to buy something like a shitty barrat new build
>tfw meanwhile the landed gentry doesn't even think about his property

i want to die. i hate flatsharing. i hate that i will not be able to start a family because i can't afford a home. i hate that i'm a young professional and there is very little i can actually do about this despite having tried my best at uni and work

>>73853841
I agree, hence why land needs to be redistributed

went to a lecture stoned today as a joke but nobody noticed and i took absolute shit notes and dont remember what he was talking about now

>>73853855
ignorant edgelords

>>73853858
*our

where is all this semen coming from

>>73853874
how do you even get that stoned?

when I'm stoned I'm perfectly functioning

take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

>>73853858
dumb runt

the situation is singular

>>73853874
I've never known people like this who weren't utter runts at life. Everybody notices.

>>73853874
probably didn't say anything beyond the lecture slides

>>73853856
nah mate

>>73853894
Have you never hit a 10?

>>73853810
12% on full management

I tried being more involved in the micro-management way back but it wasn't worth the hassle tbqh.

>>73853784
>will inherit nothing
>will never succeed
>will rent til I'm 50 until I can buy a 2 bed maisonette in the middle of nowhere

And you get paid for doing nothing. You're like a neet-elite.

Social mobility is a lie

LAND/PROPERTY TAX NOW

Churchill on landlords...
>He renders no service to the community, he contributes nothing to the general welfare, he contributes nothing to the process from which his own enrichment is derived ... the unearned increment on the land is reaped by the land monopolist in exact proportion, not to the service, but to the disservice done.

>>73853909
>legs
>s

can white people die off already they're so fucking annoying lmao this coming from me, a white person

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>>73853388
pepe has nothing to do with Spurdo/paedobear
obviously a redditor wouldn't appreciate Gondola

>>73853935
>irish
>white

reckon it's a bit unfair to delete ALL your posts from every thread when you get banned, even the ones you were having a serious discussion in

should just be what got you banned

i'm 30 and going back to school and it's going to be funny watching all the kids who partied too hard the day before a lecture/exam struggle to stay away and concentrate

i'll laugh even harder knowing they took out an exorbitantly high student loan just to fuck around and throw it away

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>>73853935

>>73853922
only labour would ever even consider this

>>73853922
Could just as easily be applied to investment bankers.

>tfw we're unironically going back to the days of landed gentry and peasants living and working on their land

>>73853936
yeah he is

>>73853932
there are multiple legs in one singular situation

>why is there four legs.
>four legs are there.

>>73853985
good

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364 years since Oliver Cromwell expelled the Long Parliament

business idea: if it moves, tax it; if it doesn't move, also tax it

Wonder how many people need to die before something is done.


I reckon 10,000. We're at about 500 or so in the past couple of years

>>73854004
not for me because i'm in the latter camp haha!

>>73853985
Democracy is a fad

We are sub-humans who were told the lie that we could hope for more than the scraps of our betters

>>73853963
yeah but at least they're young

>>73853922
everyone wants this until they, themselves, become landlords...

"French police are looking for a second gunman who is still at large following the attack in Paris."

got a long parliament for you here right now lad

**unzips dick**

>>73854040
less than 1% of people will ever be landlords

humans are meant to live in small collectives

cities and large towns are not natural

>>73854040
wealth becomes more and more concentrated phamily.

>Youssouf El Osri
hmmmmmmm

Don't care about the French ONE BIT.

>>73854040
You say that like becoming a landlord is inevitable

I never ever wash my hands after using the toilet, do you lads?

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>>73854068

>>73854021
what do you suggest they do? contrary to populist belief borders are already tight and security services never been better

>>73854090
we all become lords of a small fief of worms and stones one day lad

>They call each other "buds" in /cum/
The absolute STATE

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>Democracy is a fad
>We are sub-humans who were told the lie that we could hope for more than the scraps of our betters

>>73854040
just don't rent to chavs or bagheads and you're absolutely golden

>>73854038
30 isn't old

>>73853921
I'm not a neet, I work in academia.

Not gonna lie, it's a pretty comfy career but the salaries are low (currently aged 26 and making £32k as a postdoc) so it it weren't for the passive income I probably would have to do something else.

>>73854084
Bit sad that some lad went to work this afternoon and won't come home now. I know me mam would be in tatters if it were me. Makes me sad thinking of his mam and all that.

>>73854102


Mass deportations of anyone identified as an extremist. There are 11,000 in France currently.

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>>73854081
!!!!!

>>73854034
edgy

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>>73854102
>contrary to populist belief borders are already tight

>>73853985
good
democracy is shit and people never seem to learn even after it shits itself again and again.

Kendrick Lamar is 5'4

I would thump the head of that nigger

>>73854147
where would they deport them to?

>>73854130
£32k at 26 isn't a low salary outside of London, plus you'll be on £50-60k once you become a lecturer.

>>73854147
Why isn't this already happening? I can only think that it's the cost because RATIONALLY who is going to argue against removing people who want to kill everyone in the country.
>>73854177
Home.

>>73854147
define 'extremist'

>>73854130
how much do you get from property?

>>73854175
I am quite literally 1'1" taller than that """"""man"""""""

good music though

>>73854134
bit sad each time it happens it becomes less of a thing, just another footnote
couple of years ago a guns and deaths in paris would have been absolutely massive

>>73854177
madagascar

>>73854190
what if they were born in france

At the end of the day, it literally doesn't matter if your government is communist or democracy. What matters is the community, society, and culture.

>>73854134
Terrorist attacks are just part and parcel of living in a big city and his mam should just GET OVER IT ALREADY

>>73854130
>26
>making over the average salary
>make thousands more for doing literally nothing
>income guaranteed for entire life that will only grow over the years

I was having a pretty mediocre day before you started posting.

Thanks for kicking me in the dick right before bed, feel like shit now because you are living an unattainable daydream by comparison.

going to paris for the weekend hahaha

>>73854177

Where they're from (Algeria, Morocco etc.)

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>>73854177
Australia

>>73854134
yeah i think of the same, or if he was some lads da or something.

>>73854211
Nah I genuinely don't know the answer to that. I suppose where their families originated from but I'm sure there are "human rights laws" against that.

>>73854227
how have you been my favorite French poster

what should I do lads?

1: get a few more tattoos, travel, get a better car ect but live at home until my mid twenties

2: rent and move out now

3:save up for a mortgage for a couple years

>>73854130
fuck sake

voting conservative again lads

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>>73854227

was the queen a virgin before marriage ?

Housing market implosion cannot come soon enough

decided to take the eurostar to france for a cheeky 'cide

>>73854282
Is there a 4th option?

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Can't imagine the pressure of having to take part in a penalty shootout

>>73854316
She was a nurse in the army during WW2

What do you think?

>>73854316
Nah I fucked her

>>73854263
Their 'countries of origin' might refuse to take them in.

>>73854130
>going on the internet to lie

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>voting conservative again lads

>>73854211

Place of origin.

>>73854316
how dare you even ask such a question

>>73854336
probably only gave handies to injured soldiers

>>73854332
Like when you die in CS:GO and everyone is watching you innit

>>73854327
could take a long walk on a short pier I suppose

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>>73854053
there's another episode of Religion of Peace in paris again?

>>73854348
into the sea they go then

>>73854282
FOD
(fuck off deano)

>>73854227
Is it just me that really likes Paris? I loved my time there.
>>73854354
I suppose all you could do then would be to imprison them but that raises all sorts of questions. Fuckers shouldn't be here in the first place tbqh.

>>73854359
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>73854383
He's a murderer, even if he was religious it has nothing to do with his criminal acts

>>73854332
Hate penalties, when I played or watch football. Such a shit way to end it.

>>73854374
>HE'S RIGHT THERE
>OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
>YEAH WELL DONE MATE

>>73854418
HIGHLY 'sheedish post

if you need a break from /brit/ come join our frog and kraut friends for a bit

>>73854208
>>73854208
>>73854208

>>73854188
Sure but I had to languish on a £11k PhD scholarship before a £25k research assistantship, doing pretty demanding work all the while and working on my thesis. Plus it's not that easy to do that important hop from postdoc to faculty.

That said thanks to the other income I don't have to bother about money too much. But I'm very aware that I would have had those other sources not existed.

>>73854200
Something like £28k per year. So really I've only recently eclipsed that with my own salary.

>>73854225
>literally nothing
Not true, I work hard, do good research and publish. I just happen to like my job.

>>73854282
1. Don't waste money on a car unless you need it. Don't waste money of tattoos.

2. It's always better to buy a house rather than rent. Buying a house means you actually own something

>>73854394
now then pal, just a quick reminder this is a normie general. Cheers, nice one

>>73854267
don't think i'm the guy you're thinking of

>>73854365
hmm what about ethnic french converts?

>>73854418
boring bait, we have it every time

>tattoos

cannot imagine why people get these

>>73854418
>his murderous acts have nothing to do with his religion which teaches its disciples to murder infidels

got in from work and had a nap that turned into a 5 hour sleep haha!

>>73853985
>born into your profession, no wasting the first 30 years of your life trying to work out what to do with yourself
>strong family unit, authoritative father and kind mother
>spend your younger years occasionally learning the tricks of the trade from your father, mostly fugging village cuties and enjoying nature
>around 20, get married to cutest village cutie, she will remain faithful for her entire life without question
>life generally goes on, you take over from your father when he grows old and you find your profession both rewarding and easy
>have your own children, experience the joy of raising them your own way, in a kind, loving environment and watch them grow until they can take over from you
>spend your twilight years fishing and having banter with you old playmates, who are now your lifelong friends
>die peacefully in your home, surrounded by your extensive family, believing with complete conviction that you are going to heaven

Literally what is wrong with being a peasant.

>>73854470
but that means I have to spend my prime years saving, Is it really worth it?

>>73854320
wont happen mate. in fact it cant happen.

32 county ireland desu senpai

>not investing in posw coin right now
sometimes forget there are people who actually want to be poor.

Reminder talking openly about your personal financies is unbritish

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>>73854547
prods

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Trump > Muhammad

Trump is a greater prophet than the false prophet Muhammad. MOO-HAM-HEAD must kiss the foot of Trump. The false prophet of Mecca and medina will never be as rich or powerful as Trump. Trump will reign on heigh! Glory glory hallelujah!!

>>73854468
Go to Australia, they pay academics shitloads.

https://twitter.com/StockMonsterUSA/status/855147554576539648

what are they even protesting?

Feeling that gnawing dread again

>>73854602
Stupidly high living costs.

>>73854535
could get set on fire/stabbed by some pillagers, but all occupations have their hazards and its still safer than living in detroit

Someone hold me back before I RIP THE PROPERTY OWNING RUNTLING LIMB FROM LIMBREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73854468
>Not true, I work hard, do good research and publish. I just happen to like my job.

You get 28k (also above the UK average salary) for doing fuck all, ON TOP of your salary for working.

You are literally making more than the average 2 parent household on your own, half of it you'd get if you sat around wanking all day instead. And it'll only increase as rents do.

You cannot imagine how frustrating reading your post is for someone who will have to hand over a huge chunk of his income for most of his life to someone like you just to keep a roof over his head and will never own his own home as a result.

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>>73854601
VERY islamophobic post
DELETE this IMMEDIATELY

>>73854535
it's weird that you think it was this idyllic

>>73854643
Get a better job then you runt

>>73854602
Not any worse thank London if that's where he's based

>>73854608
this is an old video

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492724383388.webm

bare clare on studio 66 tonight

££££££££££££££££

Imagine being the currency with the virgin symbol

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press ctrl+v in a reply to me or i'll SHOOT

Business idea: make up a story about your comfy lifestyle, income and profession to make /brit/ runts jelly

>>73854676
yeah let's all be high up bankers, good idea bro

>>73854676
Wouldn't make a difference, unless I was on 200k a year i'd never have what he does.

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>>73854643
>You cannot imagine how frustrating reading your post is for someone who will have to hand over a huge chunk of his income for most of his life to someone like you just to keep a roof over his head and will never own his own home as a result.

keep squeaking runt

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>>73854749

>>73854643
shalln't

>>73854690
oi love, do you want to get off the bloody blower before you polish me trumpet? faaaackin ew

>>73854678
I live in Coventry (Warwick Uni).

>>73854643
Life isn't fair I suppose. Rest assured that I don't consider myself somehow superior because of it. I am keenly aware that there >>73854643 but for the grace of God post I.

>>73854749
>>73854676
i believe the issue wasn't so much the amounts but the fact that he was actually complaining about what is a high personal income

If 4chan gives you an error when trying to get on it, just add boards. to the front of the URL

>>73854746
>>73854747
Just don't understand complaining about being on a shit salary all your life, as if it's completely out of your control. Yes some people have luckier circumstances helping them out, so fucking what, there's nothing you can do about that. Identify a well-paid job and get the qualifications for that job, or stop complaining desu.

>>73854821
what an awful meme

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really makes you think

>>73854506

me neither, what's the point?

>>73854821
why would I be mad about you being a povvo?

>>73854858
Chinese TV

wheres that algerian that was claiming it was a bank heist?

>>73854858
don't do any of these things desu

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtqJM3HdIwE

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>>73854853

>>73854849
The point is that the real value of wages has fallen because house prices have gone mental.

even educated people are facing the prospect of forever renting, despite earning above average wages.

>>73854821
>>>/b/
>>>/b/
>>>/b/

>>73854858
>Irish pub
LOL

>>73854821
love this meme

quite like the idea of academia desu lads. But it seems like you get fucked over for like 3 years with a low chance of getting a lecturers job at the end

>>73854858
wtf? I love immigration now!

>>73854880

The bit starting on 0:52 has been stuck in my head for an entire week, its so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

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>>73854858

>>73854858
imagine actually spending your free time making this

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>>73854934

>>73854849
Intelligence and ability are fixed. Some hurdles cant be overcome.

>>73854929
Did that lad own his property? I'll admit that I may not have read every post in the chain.

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Cumming is so liberating.

I can imagine doctors in ancient times assuming semen was liquid emotion.

>>73854840
£32,000 at 26 is not high by any standard outside literal pleb-tier deadbeat work. Most professionals will earn that and more.

>>73855021
hate these comics

>>73854471
>pal
FOY

>>73854968
it's not even like PHDs are that expensive

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>>73854960

>>73855011
can you just describe it with words? i cant listen to anything right now

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>>73855051

>>73855051
nigger

is there anything more satisfying than a whatsapp notification

>>73855011
outrageous tune

>reluctant remainer
>now support soft brexit
>gonna vote lib dems
>hate sjw shit, refugees and immigration though

>>73854650
Modern life

>born with absolutely no purpose or meaning, thrown into a chaotic, atomised society where your chosen profession could be obsolete before you're even ready to enter it
>family unit destroyed, probably absent father, feminist mother who doesn't even like children
>spend younger years trying to pretend to be an adult from the age of 12, engaging in pointless social rituals and attending a school where you learn about how great your life apparently is
>around 20, go to university for literally no reason
>if you're lucky, meet some roastie who lost her virginity aged 13, impregnate her and marry her out of some insane desire to live a normal life
>spend your older years trying desperately to secure a stable income, while you wife attacks you and belittles you in front of your children, who are themselves following your self-destructive path
>eventually she throws you out for someone richer and more handsome, turning your children against you
>be old depressed alcoholic nobody
>die shitting yourself in a rusty hospital bed while a Pakistani nurse ignores your cries for help and stares at her smartphone

>>73855031
Different types of intelligence desu. I work in facilities management and there's loads of lads who left school at 16 and have become very successful and knowledgeable engineers after completing their apprenticeship, earning £40-50k (not huge money, but comfortable). Feel quite bad desu because I'm just a corporate yuppie who's nowhere near as talented as them, but I'm far more presentable to our clients.

>>73855065
Are you counting the opportunity cost of wasting three years' worth of proper career advancement?

>>73855046
he inherited some
then sold it
then bought some to let

>>73855101
yes

>>73854830
>Life isn't fair I suppose.

I guess. Thanks anon; the bleak hopeless future you've faced me with has made the argument for sitting on the train tracks tomorrow all the more convincing

>>73855065
aren't you that known child sex offender?

>>73855092
Why

>>73855011

About to blow your mind cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8

2:11 - 2:22 onwards

>>73855101
new match on the ol 'der

>>73855056
for a single person it is high. median household income in this country is only 22k .

oh and he has 28 grand on top of that
so he's complaining about taking in 60k

>>73855112
This

Would honestly rather be a hunter-gatherer who dies of a foot infection aged 40 than live out 78 years in this brutalising nihilistic existence we call modern life.

>>73854858
British are a primarily Germanic race with a heavily Celtic mixture. Like most of Europe, they have heavy Romantic influences due to the spread of Christianity, although slightly less than Southern Europe. Like most of Northern Europe, they're heavily influenced by puritanical values

>>73855112
became rather depressed by this post
would not recommend reading it

>>73855112
can smell the 'dora on this post

>>73855063
the word pal is common as muck in Yorkshire, didn't even knows yank said it

>>73855112
dont make me feel this way

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>>73855076

>>73853428
A Soviet Heavy Tank from late WW2

>>73855112
i always wonder what the fuck went wrong
people nowadays say its too expensive to have kids. Meanwhile my dad has 8 siblings and only his father worked

>>73855056
if you are in london, sure.

Rest of country, that is pretty high.

>>73854690
I would shoot male seed into clare's perfect fanny until my willy fell off

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492724689069.webm

The pound is actually worth less than I thought it was against the nzd

What happened, lads

>>73855226
Landlords stole all our money

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>Would honestly rather be a hunter-gatherer who dies of a foot infection aged 40 than live out 78 years in this brutalising nihilistic existence we call modern life.

>>73855112
my grandpa had a life more similar to your peasant idyll but then he lived through multiple labour years

>>73855169
>median household income in this country is only 22k .
because the country is full of underclass deadbeats and cheap eastern european labour driving the averages down

>>73855177
>British are a primarily Germanic race
*bzzzt* wrong

>>73855057
because they BTFO your views?

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>>73855197

>>73855226
b____t

>>73855211
Just had a word with her and she says she'd rather you didn't if it's all the same

>>73855201
in golden days kids helped out with work
+
you didn't spend as much money on them (getting them educated, getting them the latest gadgets etc etc)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA

the greatest song of all time

>>73855251
doesn't defeat my point

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unironically my 'nis

high as fuck and not in a good way

>>73854535
>>73855112
you runts take such a stereotypical, idealised view of the past and the world. it's amazing

>>73855259
no, I just don't like their aesthetic

>>73855251
t. neet on the dole

>>73855226
'xit

>>73855282
The greatest song of all time is objectively Rod Stewart - Killing of Georgie

http://ilikecorbynbut.com/

>>73855251
>tfw earn above average and median wages in my first ever job
>tfw on course to earn even more

feels a bit smug lads

>>73855255
English is Germanic.

>>73855112
speak for yourself

my life is great

>>73855338
virus do NOT click

>>73855201
He didn't have to buy the newest wave of smartphones, TVs and computers every year for each of them.

He didn't have to buy his wife the latest shite clothes every time some reality TV wankbucket came out in favour of them.

He had a stable job from the age of 20 until he was 70, without the merest hint of redundancy.

He didn't have to pay for childcare under the threat of the government taking away his kids for abuse if he left them alone.

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>>73855270

>>73855308
Have some sugar water if you're uncomfortably stoned. Cup of tea or coffee is fine. Fruit tea with honey is perfect.

>boss is away tomorrow
>would have come in late and no one would notice
>he just asked me to attend a 9:00 meeting in his name

god DAMMIT

To all the fear mongering idiots in this thread. This is the most peaceful time in Europe probably ever in it's history. And if you are so worried about a certain group. How about focusing on the real nutcases who are actually brainwashing these loosers?

>>73855307
show arsehole

>>73855319
Modern life is fucking shite, anyone telling themselves otherwise is literally deluded.

>>73855338
a land value tax is a good idea

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>>73855112
this, modern society is a fucking joke

>>73855421
>>73855421
>>73855421
>>73855421
>>73855421
>>73855421

>loosers
where's he from, lads?

>>73855401
>How about focusing on the real nutcases who are actually brainwashing these loosers?
EXTREMELY racist statement
reported

>>73855401
>loosers
learn to spell you dumb cunt

>>73855398

Better tuck yourself in, wagie

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went to fart but it was a shart
now i have to do my part and go the mart
shitty poo bum

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>>73855409
unironically my 'hole