Culture Pals /cp/ general

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>>73829977
gib me romanian qt!

someone should make a black man profile and see how many girls are addicted to the bbc

>tfw your hairs look nothing like hitler's
>tfw you gaze is only a weak imitation of hitler's

why was hitler such a great man?

>>73830022
>romanian
>qt

>>>>>>>>

I need a hungarian to chime in.

I was praising Viktor Orbán while talking to a hungarian qt and she took real offense to it. she treated me like I was a nazi just because I said heil Viktor Orbán

>>73830079
i saw some good looking girls from romania on ip but autistic koreaboos

>>73830134
got any nudes from the autistic koreaboos?

>>73830054
No idea m8, but could you go and sort out your fucking countrywomen please?
/Ari3

>>73829875
>Holocaust edition

I can get behind this

>>73830095
Like the alt right who say "hail victory" but have nothing to do with Hitler.

>>73830198
twice but both were landwhales from the us and finland

/Yoshita11
anyone talked to this chick? nudes?

>>73830206
explain to me. sort how?

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The absolute state of the French

/vikoviko

here's a lady boy. I know one of you sick fucks will want it

>>73830472
Just fucking talk some sense into her
Her life seems to be a stream of very obviously bad decisions

>>73830566
Why don't you do it?

>>73830497
It would've been not so bad if not all those smileys and that fucking "meeting girls" line.

>>73830497

what is a foam party?

>>73830497
he wants your foam m8

>>73830640
i know, if he just came across, honestly as 'I'm an underage faggot' that would at least be clear, but the fucking 'lots of girls line'... jesus

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>>73830746
It's known as "bathing" everywhere else.
For the French it's a special event.

>>73830497
Jesus something tells me that lanky faggot isn't getting any girls

>>73830606
Ok, here we go

>>73831107
Meh if he's really from Paris, you don't need anything else to get some girls

>>73831573
He's white so he can't be from Paris

>>73830206
>All that wall of text
>Favourite books: I hate reading

>>73830497
Kek, I know him
He talked to me so much about foam parties, seems like he can't talk about anything else.

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I only accept messages from Europe and North America so how did this disgusting bogan do this?

>>73832495

damn she's qt

>>73832495
THICC

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Just thought I'd leave this here.

>ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF FRANCE

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?

My profile does say "NOT LOOKING FOR GIRLFRIEND OR NUDES" but I don't understand his "humor"?

>>73833654
>My profile does say "NOT LOOKING FOR GIRLFRIEND OR NUDES"

Y tho? Are you Chad?

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https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72392375/#q72438980

>>73833654
Are you trying reverse psychology?

>>73833654

>DemianHesse
>not many people get my humor

.t enlightened intellectual redditor "look at my nihilism" REEEE

>>73833849
He's trying it as an experiment, since a lot of girls who do give nudes say they don't or not looking for flirting and shit.

Makes them feel special when you want to get their nudes if you write you don't on your profile

>>73833877
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX

>>73833877
didn't you break up with your qt anon?

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>>73833973
a Japanese sweater
a origami folding card
a notebook full of cute poems and texts

10/10, would keep her

>>73833888

I figured I'd give it a try

>>73833877

I really hope it's not a massive dildo anon :)

The breakup message, "Here, go fuck yourself"

>>73834043
nah, just temporary female anger problems

>>73834063
That's cute
Show us a picture

>>73834063
Was the sweater traditionally folded tri-folded with genuine nippon wool?

>>73834063
Wait. A Japanese sweater from Vietnam?

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>>73834132
the notebook is private ;)
>>73834254
idk, there is no washing label even, but it seems to be wool.
>>73834275
yes, she bought it at a Japanese market

How's your last 100 doing, fampai?

>2 Korean girls
>1 Russian girl
>1 Ukrainian guy
>1 American girl

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>>73834391
>Vietnamese

C-can we identify her somehow, without giving too much info.

>>73834391
That's actually a pretty dope sweater

>>73834391
That's sweet! You had better send her something in return!
>>73834575
Fuck off away from his qt

>>73834760
I'm worried that we might be talking to the same QT.

>>73834835
Stop talking to that qt

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>>73835044
NO!

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>>73835093

>>73834835
>>73835044

Kek if this happens again

>>73834575
yes, her name is Nguyen

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>>73835324

>>73835324
>>73835404
Forgot text.

Not her, thank god.

Good luck man. That sweater is cool.

>>73835324
I knew a Nguyen from Vietnam who was engaged to a German guy, cheated on him and told me and then I told the German guy but he forgave her.
Did she work as a flight attendant?

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She knows what's up

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>73835560
how

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>>73835553
>I knew a Nguyen from Vietnam
cool, that must be the same girl /s

>>73835639
Now show me the stats on how many attractive ones that are also using Interpals, m8.

>>73835560
Reeeeeeeeeeee

I thought you didn't have a profile.

>>73835822
I don't.

I have someones profile which I use to sometimes talk to our resident dutch egyptian girl, but that's it.

She wasn't online and I was bored so...

>>73836011

Why don't you make your own?

Serbian guy who I asked to get lewds from the fatty, you were right it's extremely easy

>>73836184
Teach me how to get lewds

>>73836184
wait wait wait
This isn't that Thai girl is it?!?!

>>73835624
Meh, I dislike talking to a lot of people.
And to be honest I usually have people to talk to like this.

And I have a tendency to disappear sometimes for a week, sometimes for a month, and then come back and talk to people like nothing happened.

And well to be perfectly honest, not a lot of time for that. I could write a few messages but couldn't video or audio call or anything like that so meh.

>>73836215
Get a desperate Thai girl
>>73836340
Ja, just lewds so far but getting there

>>73836444
FUCKING HELL SO SOMEONE IS COCKBLOCKING ME I FUCKING KNEW IT

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>>73836508
You talking to her right now?

I love playing the long haul and getting noods from religious bitches especially muslims.

nothing more satisfying f a m

>>73836574
Beach?
BKK friends?

>>73836444
Thai don't give nudes right?

Try south americans

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>>73836620
HAHAHAHAHA Jesus Christ man

>>73836184

Congrats senpai :)
You'll be getting qt Thai girls next and then, the possibilities are endless

>>73836431
message meant for
>>73836117


>>73835624
Be confident lad. Flirt a little, if she plays along, just tell her what you want

>>73836683
Ok faggot you listen here. We are getting this thicc gook's nudes

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Doling out sound advice is my calling

>>73836721
Damn right we are
Did she send you a selfie?

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>>73836721

>send message to that soren chick
>immediately get viewed by 10 russian chicks, all around the same age

yeah they're definitely in some fucking whatsapp group or something, we need to infiltrate the fucks

>>73836908
yeah but who cares
Is she drunk do you think?

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Back off fuckers! She's mine! >:)

>>73836947
>>73836721

didn't mean to respond to you

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>Some hungarian chick messaged me asking me if I wanted to fill out some questioner for her

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>only 9 views today
>really 8 were from last night so I only have 1 view
>from a male whom already messaged me

>>73837052

she is every guy's on here. we all can have a turn with her

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>>73836953
Yeah I guess so
Anyway good luck, report back later my man

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>>73836699

I just saw this on VK, is it lewd?

>>73837103

just use qt crawler you sad fuck

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>>73837110

Whoever gets lewds first is the winner!

>>73837182
no, that's cheating and mines bitcoins for (((him))))

>>73837231
>and mines bitcoins for (((him))))

what did you mean by this

>>73837156

Sorry lad I've no idea what oфигeeшь means

But the rest is

You oфигeeшь but she is 27 years old

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>>73837308

>>73837052
is that the siberian femanon?

>>73837308
It's an old meme

>>73837463

Shes not from 4chan

>>73837340
"You will be shocked".

>>73837656
I see, thanks Volodya

Is that some kind of slang or ?

I need to learn more Russian slang to be honest.

>>73837725
I think it is. There are other variations like oбaлдeeшь, oхpeнeeшь and oхyeeшь. From softer to harsher variations. Oфигeeшь is second of this four.

jesus christ, apparently I spent a lot of time on the site while wasted last night

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first time messaging a black qt lads

accidentally referred to africa as "mother africa" and now I don't know if this is going to work

Am I fucking gay for wanting to use this sight to learn a language and not trying to pull nudes from girls?

>>73838003
No
I wanted to do the same thing, but all I get is females trying to talk to me, so I guess that's what I'm forced to turn it into.

>>73837933
What happened?

>>73838003
No

>>73838003
You're gay for doing both os these things. Real mean search for love on IP. *tips fedora*

>>73838057
just alternately acting like a desperate turk or depressed cringelord
nothing funny unfortunately

>>73838003
No.

To be honest you're only gay if you refuse them when offered from someone attractive.

Because want to learn languages or not, who doesn't want to see some nice boobs.

>>73837919
Hey Russian Anon, can you do me a favour and tell me what my qt is saying to me? It makes me melt but she might just be saying she hates me for all I know.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12IgzEzdmqa

>>73838170

I'd translate but she says

>It's great that you don't know what I'm talking about and I can say what I want!

So I'm not going to ;)

>>73838170
Will get to it in a bit. I'm on a bus right now.

>>73838274
Whats the Ruski word for bus

>>73838291
Aвтoбyc. Literally auto+bus.

>>73837135
Good luck m8

>>73838256
You stick to your principles Serbanon, I respect that.

>>73838274
Cheers pal

As a NEET who does nothing should I even try? I usually have nothing to talk about.

>>73838450
Do you still want me to translate it? Serb is right, she says that.

>>73838490
you don't have to talk about yourself because women love talking about themselves

>>73838574
Is that all though? Thought I heard something about manipulating and that I'm glupyy

I can feel my skin crawl when I talk to Asian girls, there's something really sly and dishonest about them. Does anyone else get what I mean?

>>73838696
There is more. What Serb translated is just a small part.

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So many qts online

and none are talking to me

>>73838735
Dated a chinky for 2 years, yes, all the time.
There's always this sense of superiority that they try to get across, which I think comes from jealousy. Most of them are unhappy with where they live.

>>73838735
Absolutely. I don't get yellow fever at all, they're disgusting subhumans to me.

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>Belrusian girl I'm talking with admitted to sending her whatsapp group to view me

>wake up to messages from every girl I like talking to

Good early morning feels

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>>73838964

>>73838735
It's because you get the bottom of the barrel ones, or you only go for the ones that look 9/10

It's like going for Stacy's and coalburners and concluding that white women are all awful

>>73838842
What is this fucking inside job shit? Creeping me out

>>73839085
I'm sure if they knew what we were doing they'd think the same

>>73839112
Yeah but ours is completely public, they're conspiring in a closed off group chat

>>73838696
>>73838776

Yes there is more.
But I can understand parts not all, though I say feel free to translate it, nothing too personal in it from what I understood.

>>73839164
That is what women do. I actually got a message from one of her "friends" as wellbut she is ugly and I don't want to cause them any drama

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I want to kill qts who ignore me

What do you write in your about me?

I get paranoid when a girl is talking to me whos profile isn't even a week old.

>>73838985
>he doesn't get to wake up to a nice good morning message and some pictures of his gf
Ayyyy

>>73838985
one of them said "I wouldn't mind if you went full turk on me"

>>73839293
"The only guy left in Germany not a refugee"

>>73839027
well pretty much every Asian on interpals is a freak with a white man fetish, at first it sounded good but I just find it creepy now

>>73838696
Translation is ready, but I'll ask you again. Should I post it? Or maybe you want to hear a general idea of that message?

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>tfw you went too far with main qts already and replying takes forever so you don't even log in not to make them sad seeing you online and not replying, but you only really want to meet new qts
anyone knows this feel?

>>73839293
I am an autistic German who loves shoveling sand at beaches, voting for Merkel and watching immigrants have sex with every female in my vision. I will get upset if you try to have a discussion about anything and I sure as shit will use caps lock.

>>73839365
But that would be a lie.

>>73839185
>>73839407
Thanks bros. Well if it's nothing too personal I don't mind if you post it. I don't need to hear it word for word but I was just curious what she was actually saying.

>>73838814
>Dated a chinky for 2 years
Why?

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>>73839318
>internet gf
lmao, enjoy getting cucked

>>73839346
jelly

>>73839465
>Like a piece of butter, slowly melting in hot embrace of a pancake. The best part is that you don't understand what I say at all and because of that I can say whatever I want. It's so beautiful and thrilling. Now everything is for you, all your wishes, I do everything... and yet you manipulate me. And yes, it hurts... I forgot what it was about, but... something about... damn, completely forgot. Ah yes! You don't trust me! That really hurts! Yesterday you were talking about trust with me, and... umm, I just realized how stupid I sound because you don't understand what I say at all.

That *gasp* at the end spooks me the fuck out.

>>73839575
wow she is shitting on him lmao

>>73839557
Redpill me on scottish girls r9k

>>73839474
She was cute and very intelligent, not even an internet relationship (believe it or not). I had real feelings for her though I constantly felt she was a bit cold, and before I had a chance to fix anything she decided she 'stopped liking me' and overnight broke contact with me.

>>73839575
ooooft
getting some feels now

thanks bro

>>73839557
>>internet gf
I don't have an internet gf, we just don't live in the same city.

>>73839679
hands off reeeee

>>73839575
>"Like a piece of butter slowly melting in the hot embrace of a pancake"

True pottery.

>>73839743
She was the one who said she wouldn't mind me going full turk on her ;)

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>>73839679

>>73839575
She's good at it.

>>73839706
Even I got them feels, my qt said something about those lines yesteday.
Btw, are you going to visit her?

>>73839827
Hahaha, we've been talking for less than 24 hours. She asked when I was going to visit but I'm pretty sure she was joking. Beginning to think she might be a little crazier than I anticipated though.

Anyone remember that anon that did the duet with his Russian qt?
That was sweet

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>>73839893
Wait, 24 hours? What the fuck! 24 hours and she sends you this? I though you knew each other well. I was about to give tips on how to save that shit. Now I don't even know...

>>73840004
Well we sent a couple of messages back and forth for a couple of days but I only added her on whatsapp last night. There's been a lot of flirty teasing so I'm not sure how serious she's being.

>>73840004
>>73840197

Well she only said it to him because she thought he couldn't understand shit.

But lad if you can't tell she wants you, you're a fucking retard.

Is anybody talking to that thicc Thai girl posted yesterday? She's drunk rn and only gave out lewds...

>>73840197
Well, you know better what's going on. I kinda felt bad translating that stuff, but now I don't. I hope you figure that shit out. Sounds weird. If visiting her is not a hassle for you, maybe do that to fully understand the situation.

>>73840281
If she can't say it directly to him in English, that's not a good sign either. She sounds desperate and clingy to me. But that's just me, we don't know all the background information.

>>73840380
Im here m8
let me guess
Black underwear, then grey onepiece with boob window?

got called out by my qt for using whatsapp while skyping with her jesus

>>73840380
>>73840441
Wait what? There's three of us?

>>73840441
Hm. Didn't get the one piece, but she's wearing black underwear. Lower half has white stripes down them. She's a business student if that helps.

>>73840281
>>73840425
Oh yeah, I know she wants me, I just don't know if she's being serious about feeling hurt or whatever, or whether that's just a continuation of how we were flirting in English. I guess she's more serious than she wants me to know. Maybe she is a bit clingy but she's also adorable so I'll go marching in there anywhere and get myself into a total mess as usual, wish me luck!

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>went on my fake female test account I made a week ago and left it to see how many views/messages i would get
>tfw in that week I've been offline my fake female account got more views and messages compared to my real account I've been active on

>>73840739
How is that a problem?
Do you want those guys messaging you?

>>73839893
Well, about that. She might just be needy, my qt that behaved like that wanted to get out of her city. I think she was a bit desperate.

>>73840739
Nothing new.

>>73840605
Good luck. Worst case you just waste money on the trip.

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>>73840780
No, it just shows how much of a reject I am

Do you expose your powerlevel in your profile?

>>73840739
Message yourself with the fake female account to boost your confidence.

>>73840441
I just got another underwear, pretty much just outright asked her for noods now so we'll see how it goes

>>73830497
someone I would talk to desu.

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>>73840441
>>73840582
>>73840923
Why the fuck are you not sharing these pics?

>>73841057
I'll dump them all at the end

>>73840816
I always wanted to have an excuse to visit Russia anyway...

>>73840813
Yeah, well so far she seems fairly well-adjusted but obviously I've not known her long and we did meet on the internet, so I'm taking nothing for granted. Pleasantly surprised that she's not obviously mental, or at least pretty good at hiding it.

>>73841111
What city?

>>73841153
Saint Petersburg. My inbox is full of messages from Russian qts so maybe if I play my cards right I can arrange a little Russian tour.

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Alright boys which should I have first?

>>73841257
Get a proper job

>>73841257
how I roll on an ale sesh: IPAS -> blondes -> session ales -> stouts/darker

>>73841237
What a coincidence. Keep us posted when the time comes.

>>73841057
They're far too tame and boring.

>>73840923
It would be funny if it was the same girl. She just messaged me saying basically, "I don't like players" after asking me if I talk to anyone else. Hmm...

/Eunhwaa
>that hair
hngggggggg

>>73841293
Good choice my friend
>>73841371
Thoughts on brewdog punk IPA?

>>73841420
Does she keep messaging back immediately and then take like 20 minutes?

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>>73841463
This is one of the reasons I have yellow fever. I fucking love long raven/jet black hair.

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>>73841588
sent her a message complimenting it already, let's see what she says ;))))

>>73841463
>Favourite music
>Mercy-Shawn Mendes
>See You Again-Charlie Puth&Wiz Khalifa
>All Songs of Troye Sivan.

That's a fucking pleb tier taste if ever I saw one

>>73841257
Go to Grad bar and get a proper ale

>>73841554
yes

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>>73830746
Parties, just with a lot of foam everywhere. Used to be kinda popular with normies. Thr idea being that the foam slowly fills the room, so you are hiden by it if you get intimate. Usually ended up in near orgies. But that was back in the 90's, maybe early 2000's. Nowadays it's done in trashy clubs full of trashy people, mostly old horny dudes.

>>73841554
Hm not that long. But long enough to suspect she's juggling a couple of conversations.

>>73841643
Grad bar is great but I don't think it opens till 7
I was wondering how long it would be until someone noticed that :^)

>>73841413
Sure thing buddy! Can you host me if it turns out she's totally mental? She's talking about eating my ears right now.

>>73841669
I went to one once at the introduction week of university

by went to, i mean, i went out within a minute because i didn't plan to get soaked in foam for the rest of the evening.

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>>73841588

Russian qts are the best for that though

raven hair, blue eyes, pale skin like the middle one


or redheads

>>73841868
I made the mistake of going to a paint party, ruined a perfectly good new pair of shoes

>>73841554
Does she has a Monsters Inc phone cover in her selfies?

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>tfw urge to impregnate every girl I talk to

>>73841765
I can't even host my best friend that comes here in a couple of months, so I doubt I'll be able to host you. Sorry.

>>73841890
Those aren't raven/jet black though.

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>Asel , my name is Asel . It's very nice to meet some foreigner who is curious about my country , I've already had quite a bad experience , that is concerning a film which was made by British producer about Kazakhstan , that's so horrible indeed !

>>73841470
>Thoughts on brewdog punk IPA?
It's nice enough yeah, very hoppy yank style beer. Honestly I like real ale more than craft beer desu.

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>>73842075
Meh close enough, couldn't be bothered scrolling to just the right picture.

I meant just the middle one, not the others.

Well half of her hair is the right color so close enough :D

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>>73842134
Classic

>>73842229
Yeah I agree but I can't drink that sat at home so gotta work with what I've got

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>>73842262
>That maid outfit
Right in the benis

>>73842262
Don't get me wrong, our women are good looking. And there's more of the good looking ones IRL than on IP. But I guess I just get attracted to Asians because they look different and I don't see them every day.

Although there's still that Swedish girl that has a face of an angel. Shame she still didn't respond.

>>73842428
That's a schoolgirl outfit actually.

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>>73842494
Even better
:D:D:D:D:D

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/sofilabo
Dem hips

>>73841470
Reminder not to buy BrewDog's products because of their shitty behaviour

>>73842616
Bretty gud, but I've seen better.

>>73842616
She be asking for it. Damn.

>"bantering" with a girl from London about meeting me tonight
>she says meet in Leeds in the middle
>I'm laughing it off saying I wouldn't have anywhere to stay
>she offers her cousins house

wtf I thought we were just joking around but she actually wants to meet

>>73842494
>dobry vecer. Ochin harasho spasiba. mnE by hatlas’ byvAt’ v vAshey stranE. Chyem ty lyubish’ zanimat’sya? I use forums to find out certain words.

>Ya ochen' lyublyu pet', tancevat', chitat' i smotret' serialy! A ty?

Does the last translate to: I like to write poems, travel, watch television serials! And you?

I try not to use google translate and learn

>>73842669
Better start posting anon

>>73842717
>Leeds
>in the middle
wew lad. is there civilisation that far north?

Why are Brits so awful?

>>73842739
"I love to sing, dance, read and watch TV Shows. What about you?"

>>73839293
/Nrvqnsr

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>>73837052
Not anymore she's not

>>73842642
Shitty behaviour? I didn't know about this

>>73842878
I'm even further north laddy and yes there is but it's pretty grim

>>73842075
No worries. I'll keep /cp/ informed in any case. Thanks for your translation job.

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>>73842941
>>73837052

>>73842746
I would if she was on interpals and not a hoe I met on a different place.

Soren21 will be my wife, sorry eurocucks and amerifats

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>>73843245
>Giving some rando russian hoe this much attention
Man, you guys must be desperate
She's not even that attractive.

going to link soren21 to this thread

>>73843245
>>73843286
Exactly! What do you people find in her?

>>73843312
She is mysterious in ways that you have never imagined

>>73843352
Jerk off and then see if you'll type that out again

>>73843293
good lad

>>73843312
I prefer those siberian asians that wouldn't look out of place in korea, honestly. Hidden fruit.

Haha you guys are sad.
You can get any white whores without all these messages and video. All you have to do is flash the cash

>>73843755
Fuck off Saudi Arabia

which is the easiest white nationality to talk to?

>>73843961
Argentina

>>73843961
Turkey

>>73843987
kek, really?

>>73844015
>Turkey
>4chan pass

Wow you really are an idiot

>>73844066
>capchacuck
laughingwhores.jpg

>>73842993
They are a bunch of litigious cunts:
>Sue a small startup pub called 'The Lone Wolf' because they said it infringed on the copyright of their Lone Wolf gin
>Sue another bar for using the word 'Punk' in the name
> Small companies capitulate, because what can they do?
BrewDog only apologised in these two cases because of the social media storm, and they STILL wouldn't withdraw the threat over the names, just an apology.
Even when they apologise they do it in a shit cunt manner like 'Hee hee our legal department went off on their own, hahaha we're still cool and hip'
CUNTS

>>73844134
In that case fuck them, I'll just stick to my local breweries
Also I just saw a picture of them and they looks like a bunch of beta numale faggots so that just seals the deal

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>>73844299
Everyone in the craft beer industry is a numale wearing the typical cuck uniform (thick rimmed glasses, beards, lumberjack shirts, etc...). Without fail they feel a need to insert their lefty political views into everything they make.

Pic related

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>>73844602
Like pottery.

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>>73844602
>>73844650
Owners of my local brewery are pretty solid geezers, put on a hog roast every month
For the most part however I'll agree with you

>russian girl messages me
>says she is doing a project and asks for my help
>say sure
>she just links me her english homework

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Am I helping?

>>73845259
I bet you did it too didn't you, you fucking beta

>>73845330
Why would you block her name when we already know who it is?
Also you forgot to at the bottom

>>73845330
Quick rundown?
You sound like a bit of a dick t bh

>>73845402
I told her I'm not going to do her English homework without something in return and she didn't reply back

>>73845259
>>73845487
No wonder we fucking suck at English. I'm starting to feel that there's a special group for Russian girls to get guys on IP.

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best waifu coming through

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Just Skyped with Polish QT for 3 hours, she seemed like she had fun and even said we should do that more often. I asked her about if she's possibly be interesting in meeting me at the London Airshow in September and she said she'd love to, if she's able to with work.

Here's the thing, she asked me "well, I don't know if you'd be ok with this, but could I bring my friend?" I told her that I'd rather it just be us and she said "well, that's true. Bringing friends could cause problems".

So, im not sure how she feels. Whether she just seems me as a cool friend or if she actually likes me. I don't know

>>73845762
what if her friend is a male friend and you get beta blocked?

>>73845454
She is a complete fucking idiot
She has (several times) been wooed by homeless people, who she then has sex with, and then has fights with her family over, and then the down and out steals some stuff, or just moves on, and she repeats.
Decided to see if she is dumb or self destructive

>>73845834
Why would you even waste time with a lowlife like that

>>73845889
Normally I wouldn't, but this one time I decided to see what would happen

>>73845834
Ever thought you know that she might me trolling

or "she"

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>we have a word in Korean
>it means "one blooded people"
>people don't like mixing with people who aren't Korean
>mfw I have a new found respect for Koreans

>>73845946
be* trolling

Give me some crazy qts to woo

>>73845946
I admire your faith in humanity, but unfortunately I think the most likely answer is usually that it's real

>>73845834
She sounds like she's got learning difficulties desu. If you're going to try to "help" at least be nice about it.

How to deal with a qt that takes hours to respond on whatsapp even though she's constantly online?

>>73846075
drop her

Importnat post, reply imediately

>>73846177

>>73846177
Bonjour, nice dubs

>>73846177
Sup?

>>73845810

Well she said her friend's boyfriend would probably come too. So I'm pretty sure it's a girl lol

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>>73846177

>>73846177
REBLYING

>>73846177
I'm gonna fist ur angus

>>73846075
You need to get over your oneitis. What you need to do is realize she has most likely had a mile of cock in her. She's trash. Stop fawning over trash.

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>>73846228
>>73846237
>>73846241
>>73846270
>>73846307
>>73846339
hello its ok

:DD

>>73846075
>even though she's constantly online?
oh, she's one of those people with internet connection?

the correct approach is to act like she does, because if you at all times have the time to exchange messages with some stranger living far away, it means you have no life of any sort.

>>73846357
Thanks, anon. I guess you're right

>>73846001
/mystiquel

>>73846423
>if you at all times have the time to exchange messages with some stranger living far away, it means you have no life of any sort.
Wew lad this cuts too close to home

>>73846438
Just find another cuter girl. Thats what i do to get over shit like that.

i haev two qts who really like me
one often gets stressed over if like her as much as she likes me

i tell em both i like them
but in
truth

i real dont

haha rused :DDDDDD

>>73846423
Well said.

Me and my QT exchange 4 messages a day on average. But they are big and thorough. I work and she studies. But every time she's online< which is not a lot, she writes me.

Honestly enjoy it that way, at least right now. No pressure, just chat at our own pace.

REEEEE why did you have to fall asleep I just wanted to see your tits

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Are all Russians mentally ill?

>>73846732
She wants that Green card

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>>73846732
Whoops, wrong one

>>73846793
And how does this message make her mentally ill?

>>73846732
That's actually a good opener, straight up shows her intentions.
>>73846793
lmao
Tell her you are gay or something lad.

>>73846560
y-you monster!

>>73846921
It's an interesting feeling not having a oneitis, but becoming one.

>>73846858
>if you don't want to talk to me, tell me why
Red flags for a psycho

>>73845330
>pictures of different men with their arms around her

Wew what a slag

/Ju_O

>>73846969
Well, I wouldn't mind knowing that myself, but I'll never ask for it.

>>73845330
Compliment and tell her that she is actually good, then go hot and cold on her, develop her daddy issues, broken good issues, etc. and go between calling her your cumslut and baby. Works wonders.

>>73846793
>"improve my inglish"
>proceeds to use definite article correctly

unfunny trolling

>>73846793
Why do all Russians type smileys with just a close bracket? )

>>73847031
lmao

>>73847042
why not)))

>>73846951
I've been there bro, but desu I find it no more comfortable than being on the other side. Maybe I'm not cut out for the internet chad lifestyle.

>>73847103
Broken goods best goods. Also kinky. That chick is ugly af, but I have a girl with daddy issues rn and she makes me diamonds.

>calls me daddy
>likes when I call her my fucktoy
>extremely submissive
>if ever cocky, admits that she only does it because she would love me to do all sorts of lewd things to discipline her
>actually brought lingerie for me
madwoman
>>73847145
I actually feel fuck at all, felt genuine love for like or two times in my life, was never in a situation like this. If I met them, I think I might get used to them, and even though many of them are pretty attractive, cool girls, I just don't think I can feel something that deep anymore honestly. Other things get me going more than girls, they're just a shidehow for the most part.

>>73847042
Efficiency. Why use colon if it's understandable without it. To be honest, I don't know myself. It's a mystery.

>>73847220
I think a lot of girls get off on that stuff without _actually_ having issues though. I love that shit too mayne haha. Had the pleasure of knowing a few girls like that. What gets you going more than women btw?

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found this old thread lads

https://yuki.la/int/65587756

how to reverse time?

>>73847220
I thought I felt that way until I met a girl I actually kind of liked a bit. Then I realised I'm still a bit of a loser and a slave to my hormones. But I still consider your state to be the goal. Would cut out the hopeless romantic part of me if I could.

New
>>73847715
>>73847715
>>73847715

>>73847531

God damn that was so many QTs ago.