The age of the Yank is over
The age of the Weeb has just begun Edition
why are the Japanese such filthy degenerates?
just severed my penis
There is literally no legitimate reason for any drug, medicine or plant to be illegal.
@thailad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey5GItze-BY
just got my results back lads (214168), should I just kill myself already
maths was a mistake
>>73821674
what about poisonous stuff
>>73821674
t. 15 year old
Considering picking up once of these so called 'gimmicks' so that /brit/ will name me [insert gimmick]lad and i can pretend my life has meaning
>>73821667
honestly Asians have the right things going on
the West needs to adopt their ideas to thrive once more.
>>73821689
Not a legitimate form of prow-test my friend
BASED Corbyn calling out the SNP
>>73821692
i tried that
everyone ignored me
just like real life haha x
>>73821678
https://youtu.be/-XNaNckHBNA
>BASED Corbyn
>>73821695
>honestly Asians have the right things going on
yeah like low birth rates and 3 consecutive lost decades
>>73821686
What about them? My statement stands.
Virus and Bacteria samples are different but just because something is harmful doesn't mean it should be illegal. Else petrol, de-icer, alcohol, coffee and cigarettes would be illegal.
people often talk over me when i try to say something
ridiculously low amount of british posters in this thread
shan't be reading anymore
>>73821701
Fair play to him
>>73821708
hey thailad what's your favourite mr bond song?
>>73821701
what a good lad
>>73821674
honestly the best and most rational approach for all drugs is for possession/use to be legal, and addicts not to be treated like criminals but rather as sick/diseased people who need help.
possibly even have legal government controlled sources for some tamer drugs
meanwhile dealers/traffickers are brutally punished or even executed, with gangs and cartels treated like military targets.
it worked in China and it can work here.
>>73821746
Shlomo
>>73821724
>That smug fucking better than thou look on her face
We can thank these people for making Corbyn unelectable. The Brits will never vote a commie in.
>>73821726
we have low birth rates too
the difference is while we bring in immigrants by the boatload they build robots and improve efficiency.
>>73821728
so companies should be free to use toxic chemicals used in farming and some manufacturing processes even if it poisons the workers?
I'm gonna HEEM the next man to call me YANK!
Does it feel awkward for any decent looking woman that every single one of her male friends has wanked over her?
>>73821763
>corbyn
>commie
ummm no sweetie
>>73821649
>mfw both games are owned by japanese companies
WHICH utter CUNT sent ME! to THE wrong THREADDDDDDDDDDD
>>73821788
cannot decipher this post
>>73821797
>corbyn
>jaydyn
>prince willym
why are british names so fucking stupid?
>ywn be part of a nomadic horse clan and raid nearby farming communities in the late neolithic era
Why are Japan flags so often quickly dismissed as proxies? Japs used to be notorious shitposters here back in the old days
>>73821724
me in the hat
gf on the right
>>73821754
Agreed although I would say we need a legal way to sell the drugs too. The most dangerous thing about drugs is the black market of criminals needed to create, import, sell and sustain the drug trade. Then there is not knowing how pure it is because all the batches are different, and accidentally overdosing. The third most dangerous thing about drugs is not knowing what shit they cut it with and being poisoned. The fourth most dangerous part of drugs are the injectables spreading disease and illness. Only then do you actually get to people ODing on crazy binges and dying from drug addiction.
We can solve the first 4 things by having legal, pure, doseable and clean drugs on offer to those who wish to use them. The tax you could place on it even to make the drugs the same price as they are now would cover ALL the NHS costs to help treat these people many many times over because having a legal route for drugs would make their cost minuscule to say the least.
>reading /r/ukpolitics
>they're making fun of americans on there and even calling them yanks
>>73821826
There's many more weebs than nips
corbyn's actually an anglo-norman name
therefore jezza's an aristo???
>>73821826
idk but its silly
Japan has so many people online and 4chan is well enough known that they regularly come to shitpost
>>73821827
are you pronouncing that as hat or 'at?
>>73821724
why do refugees often choose to be knobheads?
>>73821769
Most research on robotics comes from Silicon Valley and the U.S. army.
>>73821845
link me senpai i'll downboat them for ya
>>73821841
ah-ha-ha! this my friends! this!
>>73821826
They still are.
There was even a recent 2ch raid here. They made a thread and it was full of awful, unintelligible shitposting.
>>>/pol/121945930
thailad is this you
>>73821823
>nomadic horse clan
that must have been a tough life
can't think of many grimmer places to live than the steppes of central asia
can't fucking sleep for fuck's sake gonna be fuming tomorrow
>>73821814
t. Tyrone DeShawn SoUnique Washington
>>73821880
That's Jermaine Freeman to you, cracker.
>>73821868
nah, there's quite a few Thaiflags on /pol/
>>73821841
I really have no problem with this at all, and with such a system set up, dealing with the early stages of addiction becomes much easier.
people already get addicted to prescription drugs which are often just as dangerous if not even more so than illegal stuff, still its always easier to monitor and control legal drug use, and ultimately help these people when they need it.
throwing people in jail for drug use is a very bad way of going about things.
>>73821879
i woke up at 1am
sleeping pattern is in greater smithereens than my bollocks
>>73821788
Don't even need to be pretty
britain is literally grim: the country
can't fault thailad one bit for beating feet on outta there
tfw too intelligent to have a normal name
>>73821864
here you go lad
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/66cqma/sky_us_house_of_representatives_speaker_paul_ryan/
>>73821889
Do you get a vote in the election
>>73821871
People romanticise it so much but when we have talked to previously uncontacted Amazon tribes they say life is fucking shit, they're usually up all night protecting their women and out all day finding food, they never get a good nights sleep and live day to day. Being homeless in a big city would be easier than being a tribal primitive human.
>ywn be a middle eastern date farmer with three loving daughters and one strong son.
>>73821906
Nah, not registered and can't register from here.
>>73821902
Yeah he must be loving life under a fascist military junta!
>>73821934
It's pretty based ngl
>>73821934
thailad admitted to being a staunch thai monarchist
>>73821934
he probably would have gone back if he didn't like it
>>73821895
haha, really liked this reply. cheers x
>>73821953
>staunch thai monarchist
I only recognise one monarch
>>73821902
its grim in a good way
when I went there I just felt at home as >muh heritage as that sounds.
granted Canada is pretty similar to what Britain/northern Europe looks like so that could be the reason.
we get the same amount of rain too in my region, but more snow in winter
>lectures people about how undemocratic the EU is and why the UK has to leave
>literally chose to live under a dictatorship
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/66d3y1/exc_tonight_tories_on_48_in_the_first_yougov_poll/
Are they being ironic or is /r/ukpolitics a tory stronghold?
Might take a plane trip to Venezuela and set up my own paramilitary group (I'll call it the Black Company or something) and join the current civil unrest.
>>73821984
Modern British Monarchism is not dictatorship.
>>73821984
democracy sucks nerd
what a fucking stupid op
this leaf acts like a kid who grew up on /pol/
what a fucking travesty
>>73821990
Yes, r/ukpolitics is insanely right wing whilst r/unitedkingdom is the more moderate subreddit.
I'm here for a horny pissing session
>>73822017
t. Yank who's age is over
Current polling for the Snap Election. Cannot make this shit up.
this guy just did reply all to a message our university sent out about an internship opportunity. he wrote a really well thought out paragraph talking about how he's double majoring in x and y and attached his resume. i think i'd genuinely kill myself if i did that
>>73821934
by all accounts his life there seems pretty great
fit thai gf
western salary with third world cost of living
delicious food
certainly better than wage slaving away in the cold and wet and expensive britain
>>73821990
they usually like lib dems
>who's
>>73822001
Going to report you for wanting to create a FARC-like organization you red bastard.
>>73822045
It's the gun posting Communist yank.
>>73822053
why? it's not like it's some embarrassing mistake, at worst he'll just seem enthusiastic
>>73822051
Crikey
first day back on keto in months and i already ate pure butter again
it's not supposed to be like this
>>73822053
How do reply-alls work that way? My school email isn't connected to everyone else's email. It'd be sent to all my contacts only.
>seats
retarded election process
ah yes, lost another argument on /ck/
knew I shouldn't have said anything
>>73822128
cooking virgin
>>73822126
Its the same as congressional districts
>>73822083
tell me about keto
>>73822126
there are no seats in yank parliament?
where do the MPs sit?
reckon the politicians should just play musical chairs for their seats
>>73822005
all monarchism is dictatorship
>>73821801
owned=/=made
>>73822143
no it isn't
>>73822160
How not
>>73822053
what's so bad about that?
sure it's a blunder but assuming the company he's hoping to intern for wasn't included in the carbon copies then he's lost nothing
mates might crack a joke or two about it but that's it
>ywn be a Norse sailor charting the arctic water ways and the rivers of North America
>>73822154
braindead Communist runt
What's the leftist version of a rorke? Regular poor person?
>>73822193
absolute fucking newcunt
>>73822180
thanks for the rare wojaks
http://is2.4chan.org/r9k/1492643499375.jpg
>>73822154
so?
what's wrong with autocracy?
true democracy is antithetical to freedom
America at its least democratic was the most free.
Just gave £500 to the International Rescue Committee.
>>73822193
>anyone who opposes monarchy is a commie
Just gave £500 to Princess Chelsea
>>73822204
I have so many
was a BIG fan when it was a spicy meme
>>73822144
Alri lad. meme diet that makes you lose a shit ton of weight by starving yourself of carbs. It can make you lose weight but apparently you get sick you like a week when starting it and the guy who invented the atkins diet (similar i think) had a couple of heart attacks due to high fat or someshit. As i understand it it's great for losing weight quickly but fucks you up long term. Had a gf that wanted to try it once
listening to technical death metal with the vocals removed
>>73822225
Cromwell was a dictator though and a turbo Christfag
>>73822144
it puts your body into a state of using solely fat for energy
first week you feel sick because your body doesn't smoothly transition into ketosis
>>73822255
he was elected though
Might try and become a polymath or something, I dunno.
>>73822253
excellent choice brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JEzV-U-hOg
>>73822280
my grandpa was a polymath; jewish as well
You know, I keep hearing this.
And so I sit, waiting for the China boogeyman to take over (they'll do it ANY TIME NOW GUYS, FOR REAL, they just gotta actually fix their own country first, which will happen ANY TIME NOW).
You know the Chinese boogeyman has been a thing for well over ten years now? I remember anepisode of the fucking Office, an ancient show, that had an episode called "China" about the Chinese panic. I think I was in my teens back then
But China IS ALMOST HERE, ANY DAY NOW!
Just...don't hold your breath
Why don't you smoke?
>>73822272
an elected dictator is still a dictator
Roman dictators were elected as well
many Monarchs were/are elected.
>>73822158
I know
>>73822312
not the british one
Inspire me.
cucking a mate
Lads how do I become and autodidact?
I'm tired of being a pathetic piece of shit.
>>73822312
>le monarchs are indistinguishable from dictators
dumb little runt
dictators are somewhat similiar to autocratic monarchs which are really a later and modern development to traditional monarchs
>>73822301
China is comfy but won't be taking over
they are the 21st century Japan.
they may take over Canada though which is a bit shit since they don't even hide their disdain for anglos.
>>73822272
so was hitler
>>73822333
Read 25 pages of a book every day
>>73822305
I would but I'm not settling for runt brands, and I don't know what high quality fags there are
>>73822347
pretty sure Hitler was appointed
>>73822337
I'm pro dictatorship though
>>73822323
so, what's your point?
apart from being owned by the same corporations, they have nothing to do with each other.
>>73822305
I do cause I'm not an autistic manchild
>2017
>Doesn't smoke
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
Lads what cheap guitar should I buy? I wouldn't it to a good ol' British brand.
>>73822242
ah ok
not fat so no point for me
>one unicorn frappuccino coming through
>y-your not a communist are you???
need to take a fucking cock up the ass
>>73822333
start easy, anthropology, and work forwards. get a grounding in the basics of each subject first to make multi-disciplinary thinking easier i nthe long term.
>>73822341
ah here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3yUVIC-zAY
>>73822386
single coil tellycaster
NO MORE MR. NICE GOY
NO MORE MR. GLEE-HE-HE-HE
>>73822390
>ywn burn nazis alive
feels bad
need to get my life on track desu lads
>>73822386
harley benton make good cheap guitars
>>73822333
khan academy
>>73822144
it's just zero carb, so you get to only eat fat and protein. you can eat fibrous vegetables like broccoli and kale since they're not real carbs. it basically means you can't drink soda, you have to drink water. and that you can't eat doughnuts and have frosted flakes for dinner. you lose a serious amount of water weight from the lack of carbs in the first week or so. it's pretty good for losing weight, i went from 210 to 185lbs on it once before
>>73822360
Edgy.
>>73822415
suomi
sauna
mämmi
vittu
viina
I GOTTA FIND BUBBA!
the American Office was pretty good in its heyday
enjoyed it more than the British one.
>autodidact
>>73822333
keep getting nice digits
ngl, i've made a spelling error in every single one of my posts this thread
think i need sleep
>>73822465
probably because you're a massive runt
>>73822473
>>73822464
>>73822462
>>73822451
>>73822450
>>73822427
>>73822465
it's one of the few american adaptations that improved the material, the only other onei can think of is Shameless
>>73822465
completely different show desu. liked both of them for different reasons
>>73822496
R.Y.H.
fix your posture
whenever a british version and american version exist of any media the british version is always fucking horrid
>>73822496
>he says while posting yank cartoons
>the corner fat on a rib-eye steak
GOT WHY IS IT SO GOOD
>>73822496
>>73822493
the British one was good but being much shorter it didn't explore the characters as much as the American one did.
also Ricky annoys me.
just made a thread
>>>/gif/10453222
>>73822540
not telling
reminder if the C*mmunists had their way we would all be eating Nutraloaf every day
>>73822528
>>73822588
just made an omelet, fucked it up a little bit but it was still pretty good. i did it based on this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU
was way better than it'd have been if i didn't watch it
>>73822602
> tfw ywn be that piggy
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492595321988.webm
> when someone tells me vaping isn't an art
>>73822528
literally all i can think of is that 70s show remake
>>73822602
they're greasy creeps
>>73822614
surprised how easily it's cut
are pigs soft?
>>73822661
i think it's just a really sharp knife
>>73822634
>that reddit show
>>73822602
Turkish food is fantastic
wish we got more here than just donair, which is greek anyway
Is the ham police real?
>>73822668
fuck off rasheed
>>73822528
The US version of I.T. Crowd is pretty dogshit 2bh
>>73822361
my point is that just some japs are good at making money from nerd industry
that's all
>>73822678
what a funny pic xD
>>73822661
Butchers knives, good ones at least, are incredibly sharp. You'd be surprised how sharp you can get knives with professional methods.
>mfw hearing someone in the uni cafeteria loudly complain about "Auntie Fah" this morning
You never realize how dumb that fuckin name is until it's said aloud
>>73822668
turkey could be a great country
unfortunately it's full of turks
>>73822690
they dont look human
>>73822714
"ant-ee-fah" not "auntie-fah"
>>73822386
gear4music
>>73822731
same thing
>>73822731
some americans pronounce auntie ant-ee
>>73822731
those words are pronounced the same
t. northerner
>>73822731
most people here pronounce auntie as ant ee
Eating a Cadbury's Easter Egg
>>73822731
Those sound the same in my dialect (Midatlantic)
What was your friend group at school like?
aunt and ant are pronounced the same
>2017
>not being a quirky fat girl with glasses and an avengers tattoo
>May
>No allotment
>Corbyn
>Farms his allotment regularly
>Provides water to each plant according to their needs
>provides a bountiful harvest which is pooled with other allotment overs in a workers cooperative
hmmmm i wonder who im voting for
>>73822779
imaginary
>>73822731
>guaranteed (you)s for such a basic shitpost
remembering the time in the highschool cafeteria i was along waiting for my pseudo-mates and a gang of turbo normies all sat around me
>>73822779
>>73822779
Didn't have any friends at school.
>>73822803
very good, waste your vote on someone who will never win. you're helping the tories
>>73822807
made a kid cry during lunch once by bullying him
>>73822803
Someone who is actually standing in your seat?
>>73822826
Did you say hi
>>73822850
yeah. the guys i was going to sit with all moved down the table though, so i was stuck sitting around a bunch of preppy bisexuals
>>73822850
no I got up and left
>>73822833
Who should we vote for then
>>73822833
Labour obviously aren't going to win, but they're still literally the only other party who could win.
>>73822864
someone who has a chance at winning
>>73822833
>>73822842
Fuck OFF Murdochshills
>>73822886
So the Tories then
i thought it was pronounced like "an tie" wtf i hate yanks now
>>73822886
>>73822886
Only Labour and the Tories can win
Labour would sweep if they went full NazBol and came out against immigration
>>73822779
there was me
the blonde guy who bullshitted a lot
the tall guy who played bass
the guy with wingnut ears
the guy with long hair who is now a tranny
the scottish guy who took everything too far
the guy with the glasses who got called "harry potter"
the gay guy with the giant nose
the fat mosher/emo/goth/scene girl
the lesbian girl
my fraternal twin sister
the fat guy
the tanned guy who's grandparents are from spain
the guy with a really bad speech impediment
the guy who never got enough sleep so he had massive bags under his eyes (he was also into conspiracy theories and weed)
the guy with aspergers whose dad married a polish lady, so we also had his stepbrother who barely spoke english
there was also the guy with eczema who was really into music
it was pretty good
>Labour can win
having a howl
>>73822902
They did that under ed miliband
Labour party idea: Corbyn but without the limp personality and terrible public speaking
What did lads who had no friends do at lunchtime lol
might actually buy a big dildo so I can push my hemorrhoids back in more easily
All the UKIP votes going back to Conservatives. Labour have been in visible disarray for some time now and few people can get behind their ""leader""
Just so many things working against them, the Conservatives would be better off making a case in Scotland at this point, England has sorted itself out for them already.
>britain's leftist party is the one advocating strict borders
>britain's rightist party is the one advocating open borders
>>73822959
they pace around the playground and try to fit in with other social grounds before being told to fuck off
there was this one twat at my school who always did this and everyone hated him
>>73822959
I taught myself Danish and read Kierkegaard
Had a dream inside a dream earlier
Was proper weird
Politics?
Does reading Dickens make me fedorable?
>>73822990
>there was this one twat at my school who always did this and everyone hated him
>>73822982
hmm
>>73822986
Strict borders is a pro-worker policy, bub
>>73823009
it wasn't because he was trying to fit in, it's because he had such a terrible personality and he'd just make up so much bullshit
plus my social group >>73822908 already had one bullshitter, another would just be silly
>>73823015
Ah yes I do remember when your average North American or western European leftist party was actually anti-immigrant and reflect what would actually benefit the pro-union working class.
>>73823011
or maybe a buttplug so I can put it in after shitting and let the hemorrhoids heal around it so when I take it out they won't hurt when doing my next shit
genius. unironically will be trying this
>>73823004
no but i don't like him
i hate the victorian era. the mere thought makes me shiver
>>73822959
Reading, studying, listening to music.
>>73822959
sit close enough to someone you're faintly familiar with that people don't think you're a sadcase, but not close enough you risk having social interaction
warfare idea: tactical sharting
>>73822959
my lunchroom had tables and chairs facing the wall.
>>73821769
>we have low birth rates too
Well duh, Canada is an asian country.
just wrote a 10000 word essay on Trump
Doing a no-fap but instead of no-fap it's just no-cum and I'm actually wanking whenever I want but just not finishing.
Kinda enjoyable being this horny, on day 5 now wonder how far I can push it.
https://willopines.wordpress.com/2017/04/19/punched-out/
Lads
>>73823121
I hope it was about how he's the savior of the west
>>73823150
the WORST of both worlds
>>73823164
Sargon please leave.
Business idea: violate the NAP
>>73823167
I figure that the orgasm I have when I eventually blow will be fantastic though and I have nothing else of note going on in my life
>the west
doesn't exist
cara
>>73823164
>the savior of the west
>a corpulent reality TV host with advanced dementia
>>73823171
Sargon is pretty critical of Trump t?bh
>>73823164
>fake merch
disgusting
>>73823203
Lol.
>white race
>the west
>nukes
>reality
all spooks
nothing exists
nothing matters
go away
>>73823203
nah. Hes too scared of triggering his alt right viewers and losing views desu. Wish i could get rich by pandering to delusional rorkes
why do brits require ID to buy mustard??
>>73823230
>>73823244
He's in the middle of a massive analysis of the Syria strike is he not?
>>73823247
>brits
offensive word please delete x
Water kot
https://youtu.be/kvxCU_lQwKM
>>73823233
Fun fact: 'spook' is also an archaic American pejorative for black people
>>73823260
Fuck off dont you dare prove my ill informed views wrong
>>73823260
>massive analysis
>>73823260
>massive "analysis"
I love trump
>>73821674
t. opium addicted chink from the 19th century
>>73823281
>>73823293
Not sure if you have a point here or not.
>watch YouTube video on my phone
>Get advert for gay dating site
H-how does it know?
>>73823395
>not using adblock
>tfw no white gangs anymore
>>73823406
I do on PC, but I've never been able to block ads on YT on my phone
>>73823247
they're still triggered at what the krauts did to them at Ypres in 1917
it's the centennial almost
>>73823436
Git good
>>73823426
NATIVE AMERICANS BEWARE FOREIGN INFLUENCE
tell me about Thailad
Just met the gfs daughter lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MREYpiTqhqE
>>73823500
Mad right wing nutter
>>73823502
He's pretty handsome, 2bh. No way he's the next elliot roger
>>73823518
I'd love to be left wing ngl, but you retards just make it so unappealing, you just have to keep losing, sorry about that.
Lads, if I'm having coffee with a woman I'm acquainted with (spur of the moment thing, not a planned date) and she asks if I've ever been in love, does that mean she's taking a romantic interest in me?
At the time I took it as a bit of an obvious indication she's fishing but now I'm doubting myself. To give a bit of context, I spent a fair amount of time asking about her then she said she wanted to find out more about me.
>>73823538
Elliot is better looking than this guy, just shorter
willies are far more interesting than fannies
not gay though
Have literally done nothing but post here in bed for a week now
Eating a mcchicken for the first time
Not a fan
big willies
>>73823566
>Elliot is better looking than this guy
'no'
>>73823586
fuck off murderer
>>73823594
I murdered your mom's pussy with my meat stick
Listening to Green Day
>>73823569
this
>>73823620
so that was you? i always thought that cat got hit by a car
Screen just went orange
>>73823594
oh look the abo who posts interracial teen couples all the time is a vegan
im shocked
Where is everyone
>>73823694
im here darlin
>>73823694
*bites you*
>>73823686
i'm neither, i'm a vegetarian