/dixie/ — Southern US & Friends

>>73814281

daily reminder that the confederate flag is a symbol of racism, hate and slavery.
daily reminder that states rights is just a shitty excuse for racism

>>73814281
Ayyy

>>73815117
>the leaf extended his spiel

>>73815276
Eh, he'll get bored of posting it eventually.

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>>73815497

how you doing tonight redneck penman

I'm stuck in the Atlanta airport. Dude, this place is .... ethnic.

>>73818186
>ethnic
ethnic as in multicolored or ethnic as in dark

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>A strong, sturdy-looking Reb was coming laboriously on with a Yank of no small proportions perched on his shoulders. Wonderingly I joined the group surrounding and accompanying them at every step, and then I learned why all this especial demonstration; why the Union soldiers cheered and again cheered this Confederate soldier, not because of the fact alone that he had brought into the hospital a sorely wounded Federal soldier, who must have died from hemorrhage had he been left on the field, but from the fact, that was palpable at a glance, that the Confederate too was wounded. He was totally blind; a Yankee bullet had passed directly across and destroyed both eyes, and the light for him had gone out forever. But on he marched, with his brother in misery perched on his sturdy shoulders. He would accept no assistance until his partner announced to him that they had reached their goal - the field hospital. It appears that they lay close together on the field, and after the roar of battle had been succeeded by that painfully intense silence that hangs over a hard-contested battlefield; where the issue is yet in doubt, and where a single rifle shot on the skirmish line falls on your ear like the crack of a thousand cannon. The groans of the wounded Yank reached the alert ears of his sightless Confederate neighbor, who called to him, asking him the nature and extent of his wounds. On learning the serious nature of them, he said: "Now, Yank, I can't see, or I'd get out of here mighty lively. Some darned Yank has shot away my eyes, but I feel as strong otherwise as ever. If you think you can get on my back and do the seeing, I will do the walking, and we'll sail into some hospital where we can both receive surgical treatment." This programme had been followed and with complete success.

>>73818892
>We assisted the Yank to alight from his Rebel war-horse, and you can rest assured that loud and
imperative call was made for the surgeons to give not only the Yank, but his noble Confederate partner, immediate and careful attention.

civil war letters are seriously fucking amazing

>>73818631
As in dark.
And a wee bit Aloha Snakbar

>>73819430
buy everyone fried chicken, hummus, and spam sandwiches

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East Texan redneck scum reporting in.

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>>73819485
>east texan

ayyy

right next door

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>>73819522
Sup my fellow Dixiebud.

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>>73819571
drinking sweet tea and about to play some dorf fort like an autist

>>73819603
Sounds good. Shitposting and drinking a europoor cocktail.

>>73819712
>europoor cocktail

name this beast upon which you sip

got off work and i only had 2 beers left, but im too tired to go to the county line and get more

>>73819777
Called a Kir, it's from France. Tastes bretty good. Not very cheap though.

>>73819603
>yankee tears
>we won the war

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>>73814281
New Jersey is honorary Dixie... r-right guys?

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>>73819887
just lit a joint

wish i had more beer though

>>73820077
Degen

>>73817213
I'm doing alright. Just had dinner. Yourself?

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>>73820071
nah, but you're welcome to stay in /dixie/ long as you mind your manners senpai

>>73820271
proudly, hows your night going

>>73820272
exhausted, but now im in a recliner so its all good

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>>73820319
It's alright. We started talking about the Civil War in my history class so that's going to be fun

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>>73820319
>exhausted, but now im in a recliner so its all good
Fun, fun.

I might make some more of these things later, y'all want to make requests?

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Took this video while making >>73820578, too.

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>>73820405
>We started talking about the Civil War in my history

ah yes the struggle of good vs evil with no moral grey areas

>>73820578
do "dont tread on me"

>>73820626
>do "dont tread on me"
Fuck, was about to post that

>>73820626
>ah yes the struggle of good vs evil with no moral grey areas
That's more or less how I remember it being taught as well.
As I recall, the better part of elementary school social studies was devoted to "roping up the Indians and putting them in a little fenced-off area is bad, mmkay? Now let's make a mockery of them with little paper headdresses and shit"

>>73820626
>>73820693
>don't tread on me
Will do.

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Sherman (PBUH) is a national treasure and monuments to him (PBUH) ought to be erected across the South

His (PBUH) noble visage ought to be emblazoned upon every form and every denomination of our currency

If he (PBUH) had one defect, it was the compassion and restraint that he (PBUH) exercised in the face of a hateful and contemptible enemy-- indeed an enemy which still lurks amongst us today, spoiling and turning rancid the fruits of our civil society while sapping and undermining the foundations of the unprecedented human undertaking that is the American republic

God Bless Billy Sherman

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>>73820718
>the better part of elementary school social studies was devoted to "roping up the Indians and putting them in a little fenced-off area is bad, mmkay?
>they totally didn't massacre several settlements and elementary schools tho so removing them from populated areas wasn't justified in any way

>>73820799
I was bored by it more than anything else. Felt like the same shit every year, I enjoyed moving on to world history a lot more.

>>73820753
DO IT AGAIN TECUMSEH

>every post by an assblasted Yankee is just another bump for /dixie/

>>73820799
I agree that the education system is very black and white but you're retarted.

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>>73820718
they never even touched the indian tribes that sided with the confederacy in the western theatre of the civil war

>>73820886
yep yep

>>73820891
>retarted

>>73820886
>assblasted Yankee
>we won the war
wew

>>73820923
Yet you're still here

>>73820918
Yes you're retarted.

>>73820923
>only place in america without a country

>>73820976
Fuck, I meant culture

>>73820939
I just think this thread is fun to shitpost in since all it is, is you guys complaining about Northerners or the civil war.

>go abroad
>find a boring american
>he/she's from new England

>go abroad
>meet a delusional american
>he/she's from the west coast

>go abroad, meet a shy american
>he/she's either from the midwest or from those flyover states far away from the east coast

>go abroad, find an extroverted american that doesn't give a shit about anything with a funny accent
>he/she's from dixieland

Why is that?

I once thought you guys were boring nascar loving truck drivers, but it turns out you're just like some sort of cool / non asshole australians or something

>>73820976
>>73820994
>people can somehow exist without a culture

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>>73821002
>>73821027
>being this booty troubled

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>>73821004
in the south its important to be able to have small talk with anyone you meet, so we wind up being easy to talk to

>>73821004
>I once thought you guys were boring nascar loving truck drivers
Mostly right. Why did you think that we're boring?

>>73821004
These people aren't like that Southerner you meant. Dixiefags are people that are stuck on a war that happened 200 years ago and won't stop complaining about Northerners. They're obsessive causing them to make threads like this

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>>73821093
>goes out of his way to post in a thread that isn't meant for him
>isn't obsessed

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>>73821121
>making a thread dedicated to hating on one group of people because of a war not even your grandparents are involved in
>isn't obssesed

>>73821166
Dude it's just a general thread for Southerners. CSA is just a meme. Go away yankee scum

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>>73821166
>thread dedicated to hating on one group of people

lawd have mercy we got a yankee with a victim complex

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>>73821166
>implying it's hate
>having a victim complex even though you won
Pedestrian effort bud

>>73815497
Hello I am a new Leaf now I am going to do it to:

>>73814281 (OP)

daily reminder that the confederate flag is a symbol of racism, hate and slavery.
daily reminder that states rights is just a shitty excuse for racism

>>73821295
>daily reminder that states rights is just a shitty excuse for racism
Duh

>>73821214
>CSA is just a meme
There are people posting in this thread that believe the USA is an illegitimate government and that we should of stayed British subjects
>>73821230
>>73821266
>replying to me twice

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>>73821306
>should of

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>>73821330
>replying to a typo

just ate some grits

woo hoo southern culture!!!!!!

fuck yanks am i right/???

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>>73821351
>being a dumb dumb poopoo head

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>>73821380
>being an uneducated dixiefag

does /dixie/ enjoy crpgs?

https://crpgbook.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/crpg-book-preview-5.pdf

>>73821064
Most southerners I met were people with great social skills
That makes sense

>>73821079
I don't actually know for sure, maybe because southerners in the media (movies, etc) are mostly portrayed in a bad way

>>73821093
I don't know, sometimes it really seems like they're from another country
I have no stance on these political topics, but regardless of it there really is a cultural difference between the northeast and the south that can't be ignored

>>73821498
Don't think I've ever played one

>>73821557
You've played New Vegas, right? Or some other recent-ish game?

>>73821554
Southerners have a different culture no doubt about that. But not all of them are stuck on the war like dixiefags

>>73821577
I thought you said crpgs tho

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>>73821498
hell yeah

was playing some rome based one that was hard as fuck recently

>>73821554
Southerners talk fucking constantly lol

also diamond flag best flag

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>>73821554
>maybe because southerners in the media (movies, etc) are mostly portrayed in a bad way
I guess that would make sense

How do you feel about the Confederados?

>>73821596
NV is a crpg.

>>73821577
That isn't really an RPG tho

>>73821578
You're the only one here who seems to care about the War

>>73821596
i thought he just meant isometric but that book he linked goes through like every mainstream role playing game ever released on the pc

>>73821638
I dunno I've just been shitposting this whole time but now I'm a bit bored of it. I'm gonna actually post like a normal person now because this general is usually better than /cum/

>>73821659
That reminds me, if you're into those, check out Kikoskia on YouTube. British guy who does longplays (I believe a number of 'em are over 100 episodes) of many games, mostly RPGs.

>>73821680
He's who got me into Mount & Blade

Officially joining the Sons of Confederate Veterans lads.

>>73821666
>this general is usually better than /cum/

that's the appeal

no tayposters, footkraut, and our leaf population is low

>>73821680
i love RPGs but i have a bad habit of not finishing them

>>73821688
>Mount & Blade

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

>>73821638
I think it's a CRPG. NV has character progression, nonlinear story elements, and decent writing, which are all typical of RPGs. The book also has an entry on NV on page 336.

>>73821755
Hasn't been much weebposting either

>>73821578
Redpill me on rednecks
Why are they hated by the rest of the country?

>>73821617
They came mostly to the state of sao paulo, some of them went back to the US after a while, and some stayed

They were like 20 thousand people in a region of like 30 million people, so their presence wasn't that noticed at all

But this woman is a very famous singer in brazil and her father was one of those immigrants from the south

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Lee

Most brazilians have no idea about her ancestry and her cultural links to the confederados though

>>73821757
>that book has that roman RPG i was playing on page 378

those fuckers were thorough when they wrote this

its called age of decadence, good stuff, hard as shit

>>73821791
our general is pure and clean

>>73821792
Rednecks exist in every rural area across the nation. They are generally inbred, ignorant, racist and annoying. They will pick fights with you when they've had too much to drink or sometimes even without. They are the worst.
>>73821755
Mount & Blade is literally my perfect game.

>>73821792
>Why are they hated by the rest of the country?

because the south is the poorest dumbest region in the US, and hillbillies and rednecks are the poorest dumbest folks in the south

its really hit or miss with them, some are nice blue collar folks, others are trailer trash with barbed wire tattoos and meth habits

>>73821825
same

plus the modding community for it is unfuckinbelievable

>brytenwalda

>>73821792
>Why are they hated by the rest of the country?
Shows like the Beverley Hillbillies

>>73821757
I mean, those things aren't typical of all RPGs (some games are just crap), but I think they kind of define the genre, as opposed to the camera (isometric or first-person) or the combat system.

>>73821811
Saw it on steam earlier and might pick it up after the semester's done.

>>73821928
its not what i expected, which is good

combat is fucking brutal, i haven't beaten the first chapter as a fighter type but being a diplomancer is the way to go for sure

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>tfw Bannerlord comes out but you're already 90 years old and senile

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>>73821977
i like talesworld

but they are turks and turks are not to be trusted

>i really want bannerlord to just be mount and blade with more factions and more equipment

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>7 headed hydra attacking my dorf fort

if this thing is immune to traps im fucked

>>73822054
I'm more worried about it never coming out
>>73822075
I've tried getting into dwarf fortress so many times but it seems I just don't have the autism for it. Then I see somebody post about it and I try again.

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>>73822096
i had some friends get me into it back in like 2009, then i stopped for a long time and just picked it up a few months ago

theres some beginners packs, but honestly the best way to learn is with a tutorial video and then just jumping in, no way around the learning curve

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>the hydra was weakened by my crossbowdwarves and fell into my copper axe traps

my defenses worked perfectly

>really hate Asians but think they're qt when they speak
Don't know how to feel about this

>>73822221
Good looking Eurasians are the way to go

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>>73822221
Ashamed?

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>>73822178
I'd recommend reading the Boatmurdered LP

https://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

>>73822244
Ashamed of what though

>>73822269
just in general

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>>73822317

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>>73822267
boatmurdered is classic senpai

lemme look for the dorfen blood cult story

>>73822269
this >>73822317

Fuck /dixie/ and fuck Southern people!

t. Unionfag

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>>73822267

here we go

>>73822356
tempted to reinstall dorf fort tbqhwy senpai

>>73822178
I never played it much myself. Friend of mine in college named a bunch of his dwarves after his real-life friends, I think he told me that "I" was one of his best and lived for fucking ever, while his girlfriend died pretty quickly in an attack.

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>>73822384
look up lazy newb pack, its got a launcher thats easy to set up, some tilesets for graphics, and a number of mods that come with it

a story of my own

>be fortress carved in great granite cliff face
>be filled with tiny drunken dorf workers
>they go about their days scheming to make the most glorious bone crafts possible to sell to dipshit humans and elves
>suddenly
>a fiend appears
>a wereass
>wut.jpg
>look at critter description
>fucking weredonkey
>kills a third of my dorfs off the bat
>runs down into my great hall
>is finally slain by a hammerdorf after transforming back into his true form
>a fucking elf of course
>months later
>migrant wave arrives to begin replenishing my numbers
>things get back to normal
>or so i think
>suddenly the hammerdorf who struck the final blow begins foaming at the mouth
>he becomes a fucking wereass
>being the strongest dorf alive he slaughters my fortress from the inside out

it was magnificent

>>73814281
Why does S-USA feel the need to associate with the confederate government/army?
Slavery was retarded and fucked your country for hundreds of years

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>>73822509
because its part of our history

>>73822482
i used to try naming my dwarves but it takes so fucking long

>>73822559
>because its part of our history
sure, but it's a shitty part of it and you people seem to push it as the only meaningful southern thing

>>73822598
>>73822509
Go away, this is a comfy thread

>>73822498
I like this post.

>>73822608
i guess the south us memes are true after all

>>73822598
I'm not even a Southerner but you must recognize even the shameful parts of your history.

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>>73822643
thx senpai

come sit a spell in /dixie/

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>>73822744
We have a picture for that.

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Hello friends.

>>73823134
evening senpai

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>>73823134
Hey bud

This triggers the rebel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/54th_Massachusetts_Infantry_Regiment

>>73822509
The confederate era is romanticized for a number of reasons other than slavery. I think the biggest reason is the concept of states' rights, which is a political idea closely affiliated with the notion of personal freedom. The post-colonial southern character was hyper-conscious of personal honor and respect, and that lent itself to their diplomacy. Slavery was an economic incentive for leaving the union, but southerners in general despised the centralization of power in the federation preceding the secession.

>>73822598
The confederate era is a big part of their culture and dismissing it just by association with slavery is dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYANAHEwZ6g

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>>73823843

>>73823930
you listen to a lot of hillbilly, arkanbud?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dYQO9ExtCU

>>73823961
Not really. My dad mostly listened to Hank Williams and Willie Nelson and stuff like that

>>73823997
both great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IibBmvF_Tv4

southern music is comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlbZxzU1ldw

>>73824285
Yankucks eternally btfo

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>>73824406

Looking for a new apartment rn

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>>73824557
you gonna move in with the bf?

>>73824577
Probably. It would be cheaper for both of us

>>73824588
will you wear a frilly apron and cook him eggs for breakfast

>>73824632
I do cook some mean eggs

>>73824646
Well there's nothing better than over-easy with fried onions and hash browns imo. You guys make a cute couple. You done with school yet?

>>73824788
We're both Sophomores. wbu?

>>73824632
>eggs
That shit right there is why I can't order off breakfast menus. I've tried to like eggs, I swear. Something about eggs as a main/only ingredient makes me wanna throw up, though. Eggs in other stuff, fine. Put 'em in fried rice or whatever, great, but I ain't gonna eat a whole goddamn egg by itself.

>>73824843
What's wrong with them? Nothing better than ham and eggs in the morning

nothing more cringe than an autistic attention whore tripfag who posts mediocre, completely unimpressive cursive on 4chan

Nothing more pathetic than an autistic attentionwhore who complains about namefagging in a general

>>73824869
Dunno. I wish I could be more specific. If I try to eat a bite of, say, scrambled eggs, I'm more likely to choke and splutter than actually swallow the eggs. Just can't stomach eggs for some reason. Wasn't always this way either, I used to have some kind of egg sandwiches for breakfast sometimes when I was a kid.

>>73824832
Junior? I don't remember. I wasted this semester working on a grant project that never went anywhere and I'm at a crossroads I guess. No biggie though.

>>73824843
How do you take em? You can fuck up eggs, eggs are an art desu (even scrambled)

>>73824942
>even scrambled
Especially scrambled, they keep cooking after you plate them

imagine not being able to eat eggs

>>73824870
Hey bud, there's no need to be this confrontational. What's bugging you?

>>73824942
>How do you take em?
I don't. I've tried them just about every way there is by now, I think.

imagine writing some cursive and taking pictures of it to show your fake friends on 4chan of all places

>>73824979
Eat egg drop soup or hot and sour soup

>>73824997
I like those just fine, doesn't really taste like eggs.

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>>73824979
There's a lot of ways to cook eggs. Try pic related

>>73825040
Japanese soup with egg in it? Usually fine, there's noodles and broth and shit so it tastes like more than egg.

>>73824993
I don't see why that would be cringeworthy. I think you're projecting, bud.

Imagine bitching about something contained to a general you don't even post in on a Cambodian child prostitution website

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>>73825071
yeah, throw it in anything and it'll make it better (probably)

>>73825154
and don't overcook and remember to season, obviously

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r8 the view from my apartment

>>73825246
Rude/10

>>73821027
they can

>>73825266
god doesn't like real estate speculators

>>73821362
why would you come into a thread just to be asshurt

>>73825313
What does that have to do with Sodom and Gomorrah?

>>73825369
you know, because real estate in the city is more expensive
*loosens collar*
*pats forehead with hankie*

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>>73825428
Are you trying to be mean to me

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>>73825441
nigga you too self-conscious
it's just a nice painting by some guy with two first names

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>>73825470
I am NOT

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>>73825489
*reads ur mind*

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>>73825510

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arkansas guy who makes all the /dixie/ images:

can you put /dixie/ on pic related?

>>73825530
The thread's gonna die before he reads that

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>>73825546
fug

i'll ask tomorrow

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>>73825585
I think he gets on around 6 your time

>>73825578

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>>73825578
good post

>>73825617
i have a presentation at 5 PM and plan to kill myself at 4:59 PM so that won't work

>>73825656
He might be on at 8 in the morning, it depends

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>>73825585
I'll do it, I'm the one who showed him the font in the first place. It ain't hard to do yourself, it's free: https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/kelvinch

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>>73825678
it's perfect

>cuxie
can't wait til america balkanizes and i don't have to share a country with you degenerates anymore

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>>73825712
Can't wait until your urban shithole falls to the brown hordes

I'm from socal, but this looks like a good place to talk vidya and guns.

Can I stay here?

>>73825750
All comfy people are welcome

>>73825739
this coming from the blackest part of the country lmao

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Atlanta here, just letting you know we're in charge.

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>>73825766
This coming from a state that's majority brown

>>73825803
where did i say im from california

>>73825823
You might as well be from the level of asspain you're showing

>>73825823
just go be an autist somewhere else my bud

>>73825823
fuck off yank

>>73826066
Yankee not yank you brit bong imposter.

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>>73826205
Dumb yank

>cletus and billybob need their own general

Nah.

https://my.mixtape.moe/zcataw.webm

fug

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>>73826322
Surprised he didn't flip

>>73826322
Goddamn. Could have ended a lot worse.

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>>73826356
rip senna

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>spent the last 3 hours watching someone cook Asian shit

>>73826205
FOY

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>tfw spent the last 3 hours drinking

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gnite buds

>>73826857
Goodnight

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Requested by >>73820626 >>73820693.

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>>73827591
nice

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>>73827721
Glad ya like it.

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Wake up.

>>73830490
HNNNNGH GOD I'M HORNY NOW

>>73825530
>>73825546
AND YET IT HAS NOT DIED AND SO I SHALL

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>>73825678
kek nvm i scrolled down

>>73830490
I'm doing hw tho

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>>73832184

>>73814281 (OP)

daily reminder that the confederate flag is a symbol of racism, hate and slavery.
daily reminder that states rights is just a shitty excuse for racism

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>>73833582
daily reminder that the prime minister of canada took a gift of 1 million dollars from a prominent chinese communist party leader and never received consequences for this action

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>>73833582
really gets your noggin' joggin'

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>>73833719

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>4/20

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>>73834266
>he didnt set an alarm for 4:19 so he could toke at at 4:20am on 4/20

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>I smoke weed

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>Adolf Drumpf after he smokes 1 weed

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>>73814281
How do we liberate the South from the oppressive Yankee menace boys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfHigPsC_s

What states the best to go to for shooting? A friend said Florida is pretty good

>>73834705
Depends on what you're looking for. You can probably rent a gun and shoot at a range in most states, idk if you have to be a citizen to get a hunting license tho

>>73834705
any southern state, but shooting guns in a swamp is top notch

>>73834672
we wait for the fed to collapse and reorganize the confederacy during the ensuing chaos

>soon

>>73834672
The coasties and the northern scum will secede and we'll be left with God's chosen people in the flyover union. We'll part on friendly terms

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It was nothing to do with slavery The North used slavery as an excuse half-way through the war, when it looked like the South was going to win, to prevent foreign support for the south. Let me list some common facts for why this happened: .The North fought the war over money. Plain and simple. When the South started Secession, Lincoln was asked, "Why not let the South go in peace?" To which he replied "I can't let them go. Who would pay for the government?" Sensing total financial ruin for the North, Lincoln waged war on the South. The South fought the War to repel Northern aggression and invasion. Surprisingly, to many history impaired individuals, most Union Generals and staff had slaves to serve them! William T. Sherman had many slaves that served him until well after the war was over and did not free them until late in 1865. very interesting fact on slavery is that at the time the War of 1861-1865 officially commenced, the Southern States were actually in the process of freeing all slaves in the South. Russia had freed it's servants in 1859, and the South took great note of this. Had military intervention not been forced upon the South, a very different America would have been realized then as well as now. The vast majority of soldiers in the Confederate Army were simple men of meager income. Most of which were farmers and common men. Then, as now, very few rich men ever fight a war. A major falsehood of history. Many blacks, both free and of their own will, joined the Confederate Army to fight for their beloved Southern home. Additionally, men of other ethnic extraction fought as well. Oriental, Mexican & Spanish men as well as Native American Indians fought with pride for the South. Today, many men of color are members in the heritage group SCV - Sons Of Confederate Veterans. These men of color and pride rejoice in their heritage. The continued attacks on the Southern Nation, The Confederacy, and her symbols are a terrible outrage to these fine people.

>>73834891
meant for
>>73815117

>>73834891
so the south succeeded over slavery, and the north invaded for financial and economic reasons. whats the issue here?

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>>73834966
>succeeded

>>73834672
if it ever happened it should be for cultural and not political reasons. If it happened right now it would just become a circlejerk for the entire US conservative movement north, south, or west instead of about us or our customs.

the Anglo-Celtic man was not meant to live at this latitude

Feeling a bit sick buds

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Missouri is the best southern state.

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>>73839520
>KCMO
evry tim

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>>73839520
>Missouri
>southern

>>73839971
It's nigger central
>>73840019
Why wouldn't it be?

>>73840604
I guess the Ozarks are

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>>73840738
>tfw going to silver dollar city and the wax museum in Branson as a kid

>>73840809
Don't think I went to the wax museum. The Dolly Parton Stampede is ass though

>>73840855
Yeah that place sucked. They don't even give you utensils to eat with

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>>73839520

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>tfw going back to your old high school to talk to kids about some stem nonsense
please kill me god

>in doctor's office for heart troubles
>Heart started racing faster than it ever had today during my workout(I've been a distance runner for years, always been in good shape, so I know the difference between a high heart rate from working out and when some shit has gone horribly wrong), almost passed out, thought I was dying
>Freaked out and called 911
>They found some abnormalities in the EKG, but I was able to drive home by myself
>At doctor's office now for another ekg
>Scared shitless I will have some weird heart disorder that doesn't let me workout anymore

On the night side I'm getting a lot of matches on tinder, just got a qt's Snapchat before sending this. Maybe I'll be able to not die a kissless virgin, at least. Hold me, /Dixie/.

>>73847001
Well that sucks, man. Go get some ass.

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>>73847001
damn thats rough, hope its nothing serious

Tennessee reporting in

>>73849720
>>73849145
Thanks lads. I just finished with the doctor and got blood drawn. It is some condition that I've already forgot the name of where my heart will get an insane BPM(people have gotten heart rates above 300 before) if I exhert myself too hard. It is benign right now because I am still young, and there is surgery to fix it, but I can still grow out of it. Seeing a cardiologist tomorrow, watching money burn away. Hope my heart doesn't explode if I get the succeroni from that tinder qt.

>>73814281
>be in south
>not white
can i stay?

Page 10? When we're this close to the bump limit? No.

>>73854775
Just don't act like a ghetto trash nigger or a cunty liberal, and you'll be fine.

hello friends, i have a question
how would a chi manage living in a state like alabama.i have a few black friends that go to uni there and they said its not that bad.

Are Asians or halfbreeds welcome here?

>>73860016
All that are polite enough are welcome here. This is basically just a better /cum/

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>>73854775
sure, all southerners are welcome
>>73859480
good catch
>>73859777
>another arkansas
that makes 4 of us that have dropped into /dixie/ at one time or another
>>73859959
you'll be fine, most folks in the south don't really care about stuff like that
>>73860016
long as you mind your manners friend

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>>73860066
>ohio has been converted to the way of /dixie/
excellent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04u7VmRNV-E

we do tend to talk more about old american culture here than they do in /cum/, the majority obviously being southern stuff

ive heard some yankees have their own kinds of folk music but im not familiar with it

>>73860240
Midwestern folk music is kino

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>>73860302
post some senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu7gafphe9M

>>73860110
I've been visiting off and on for a while now, but only recently i put the flags extension on. I actually live closer to Wrightsville then Little Rock

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>>73860441
gotcha, the other two (and myself) are all in conway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtNZm9KXm8w

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8

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>now you just sit heah
>and watch meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVIA1n5ng4Y

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmTS4TieO28

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y8QxOjuYHg

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found a saoirse lookalike from the civil war

>>73845793
I was told there would be pizza but there was no pizza.

disappointed desu

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Sherman did nothing wrong.

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>>73861679
thats how they lured you in

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>>73861790

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>>73861823

>>73861889
calling my attorney desu

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what's ur favorite anime?

pic related

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Welp.
I did it, boys.
I caved and ordered me a goddamn unicorn.
Scary thing is, it ain't even bad.

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>>73862471
Fixed rotation.

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>>73862487
pretty gay looking, but it is starbucks

>>73862698
Yeah, looks like it just came from a pride parade or something.

>>73862754
what flavor is it supposed to be

>Blue Blast™
>MIXED WITH
>Magenta Melt™

>>73862798
It's sweet and sour. They put a mango syrup in it, says online that the blue stuff is made with a white chocolate sauce and there's vanilla in there somewhere too. You have to stir it together, and then you get some parts where it's more sweet and some where it's more sour.

Not something I'd get every day, but like I said, it ain't bad.

>Blue Blast™
>MIXED WITH
>Magenta Melt™

Reminds me of toothpaste I saw one time for kids, "sparkle fun" flavor, it said. The shit does sparkle fun taste like?

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>>73862847
makes me think of green/purple ketchup

>>73862487
>>73862471
So what is it? A coffee-based drink or ice cream?

>>73863258
There's no coffee in it. It's just dessert you can drink.

>>73862698
Looks gay as fuck you Weeb

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>>73863299
What you should be drinking

when did we get good at hockey?

>>73863319
I don't think I got any of that around here, but I'm gonna have a beer or something later to balance out the gayness of the unicorn drink.

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>>73863299
>he wasnt around for robot unicorn attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC_Y4zOUdcI

>>73860535
There was a guy from Bentonville the other day iirc

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>>73863518
>5 arkansawyers

we grow stronger every day

>>73863483
I remember playing 2 in highschool

>>73863543
FACT: Arkansas is the most powerful state in the WORLD

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>>73863566
>the mississippi river is the greatest natural barrier in the eastern united states and arkansas is one of few choke points (at the memphis bridge)
>the rockies are an even bigger barrier to the west
>the US has the most defensible geography in the world