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emily

I will not fall into a pit of depression today I will not fall into a pit of depression today I will not

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This post Made my night hahhahhaahahahhahahsh i was literally laughing

off to work in 25 minutes

>>73739995
>no platonic ballroom dancing doesn't count

ah :( a girl hugged me once, it was a side-hug but that still counts.

>>73740004

so i can meet 1,000 girls some of which might even be interested in me but chances are i'll never lay any of them because i'm too scared of being "that creepy guy" who misreads situations. i just assume nobody is interested in me, and even if they show interest i just assume they're either being nice or made a mistake

73740187
LOL

Want a sausage

>>73740150
>Tovarisch Ooga Boogavich

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Ninth for blasphemy.

>>73740150
This town, is coming like a ghost town
All the clubs have been closed down
This place, is coming like a ghost town
Bands won't play no more
Too much fighting on the dance floor

>>73740221
Hey Iván!

>>73740223
delete this now you racist

>>73740233
good tune

>>73740223
Bloody racist

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>>73740250
>tfw it's hitting me in the feels because my town is slowly dying.

@73740205
quit laughing at my posts you fucking chainsaw massacre

>>73740280
which town? most cities are revitalising these days

Just want to have good mental health

Is that too much to ask

>>73740235
Sup Pablo, how you doing

>>73740299
yes

good evening losers :)
hows the suicide thoughts going? lmao

>>73740233
>>73740250
anybody else prefer the extended version with an additional 4 minute trumpet solo?

>>73740325
t. tranny

>>73740322
Doing great and enjoying russian culture :-)

>>73740346
t. kiwi

>>73740347
>enjoying russian culture
shooting krokodil?

>>73740323
ah...

He was expecting to have sex with a cunt....And he danced with a married cunt haahahha loser

>>73740223
Why should anyone nuke Mecca? Let them have their religion, we just need to send all muslims back.

>>73740298
Dundee lad.

It's always been a shitpit, but we use to have a scene, students use to be decent cunts.

Now it's just nursing students and faggots from fife coming over for a night out. Our clubs are all dying. (The biggest club folded and is now nothing more than an named floor in another club.)

>>73740368
LOL no, listening balalaikas and cossack music

the wall just got ten feet higher, José

>>73740379
>we just need to send all muslims back.
What about the ones born there? Nuking the Kabaa will make them all go nuts and then you have an excuse to remove kebab.. In self defense.

>>73740390
>faggots
fuck off yank

I've come to realise in my short time on earth that the body is merely the vessel and I am the pilot

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>the wall just got ten feet higher, José

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pip pip cheerio ol' chaps. God save the Queen and all that then

> muh clubs
haha, normies

>27
>tafe dropout after two semesters right after HS
>neet ever since
>mum fully realizes she fucked up raising me by being an overprotective helicopter mum and now basically leaves me alone in exchange for me doing some small chores (taking out trash, mowing the lawn mostly)
>get an allowance of 100$ dollars a month that can roll over if I don't use it.
>pirated all vidya for a year and a half to save up to build a 1600$ gaming computer
>she was hoping I was saving to buy a car, barely hides her crushed look when I tell her to get out her credit card.

I shouldn't enjoy how depressed she is but I do, I'm her only child, only family really besides some cousins she hasn't spoken to in 20 years. She's getting old, has multiple health problems such as diabetes. She doesn't have too much energy anymore and the house that she once kept spotless is a wreck because I won't do anything but what we agreed upon when I was 19. Yesterday I heard her crying for the first time in whatever, praying to God for a miracle and for him to 'fix' me. I reminded her that its all her fault for divorcing my father because she found out he had smoked week with some high school buddies when I was 6. (dad was later killed in a car accident when I was 12, only saw him a couple times because he didn't manage to get visitation thanks to her kike lawyer.)

B...B...But at least i hugged a cunt ;_________;

>thailad is being racist again

-_-

Top 5 Cities of the UK:
1. Birmingham
2. Hull
3. Dublin
4. Leeds
5. Belfast

>>73740390
Fat Sam's was full of underagers, the waterfront is being revitalised, rooms still has a good scene and the university students are actually better as entry standards have risen

>>73740443
monkey

Dumb monkey

let's all meet up in the year 2000

HATE white ppl

>>73740417
poofs, batty boys, bumders, bummers, gaybos, arse bandits, Elton Johns, Aid spreaders, [spoiler]yer dad[/spoiler]
British enough lad?

>>73740415
>What about the ones born there?

Why should this even matter? Send them all back. Anyone who's a muslim, a "cultural muslim", a "moderate muslims", or a "(muslim) atheist", get's shipped back to the Middle East.

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>>73740454
https://youtu.be/ocW3fBqPQkU

shan't

>>73740468
go to bed ffs

back in work

justface.gif

shall

Thai chicANO is posting ladybois again

>>73740478
you can't send people "back" to a place they didn't come from

>>73740502
not

>>73740478
You can't send somebody "back" to somewhere they may have never even visited.

>>73740455
ummmm there seems to be an absence of a certain city that is FIRMLY, UNQUESTIONABLY and ABSOLUTELY on the map xx

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*blocks your path*

>>73740511
t. shitskin

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>>73740526
not sure which one you're talking about

Thai chicANO didn't denied it

>>73740529
Actual manky as fuck lad.

I bet it was a bird as well.

>>73740526
Bristol?

wanting to send british born muslims "back" to the middle east is like wanting to send american born whites "back" to europe

>>73740573
most whites would gladly live in europe if it wasn't full of shitskins

>>73740529
horrific

>>73740573
except those people's ancestors literally built the country, of course.

>>73740573
i'm up for that. when do i get my citizenship? my ancestors came from Odenwald. looks like a nice enough place.

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>>73740563
it was

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r8

>>73740604
Of course, lads have control.
And if they shit themselves, they're fucking out sharper than a knife.

>love wales
yeah nah

Hehehe

>>73740597
soon as the radical centrists are in control and we institute free movement

i must have posted the shit on the club floor photo 50 times in /brit/ now and people are still commenting on it as if it's the first time they've seen it

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If you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end

Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your, uncle or your lover

If you have a racist friend
now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end

Be it your best friend
Or any other
Is it your husband or your father or your mother?

Tell them to change their views
Or change their friends
Now is the time, now is the time, for your friendship to end

So if you know a racist who thinks he is your friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end

Call yourself my friend?
Now is the time to make up your mind, don't try to pretend

Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your uncle or your lover

So if you are a racist
Our friendship has got to end
And if your friends are racists don't pretend to be my friend

So if you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for our friendship to end

Goodbye

must have commented 50 times on the shit on the club floor photo

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>>73740150
hello comrades

20, virgin. Hate muslims.Hate Islam.Hate myself. Hate humanity. Hate normies. Hate the left. NOT racist just don't like them simple as. Love wanking.

>>73740673
Ewww Stalin i prefer Hitler and trotsky

>>73740646
radical centrists aren't for free movement

>>73740691
yes we are in the utopian sense

>>73740680
hello ayaan hirsi ali

>>73740673
this photo makes me irrationally angry

autism

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>>73740700
autism

>>73740673
Disgusting

what shall it be, lads? yorkshire, tips, or twining's?

>>73740714
me at the bottom

20, have ejaculated inside a collection of molecules that is colloquially known as a female vaginal orifice. hate all reLIEgion except islam(pbuh). hate everyone but myself. hate reeetards. hate white people. NOT racist just a bit racist, simple as. love shitposting

>>73740720
tyPHOY

>>73740731
>have ejaculated inside a collection of molecules that is colloquially known as a female vaginal orifice
FONT

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>>73740720
Tetleys like the common lad I am.

>>73740714
don't think hating communism is autustic

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>>73740720
PG Tips

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how's /canadiangf2017/ going so far lads?

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>>73740691
> radical centrists aren't for free movement
They're neutral on the matter. Radically neutral.
>>73740697
> ayaan
She should be made galactic Empress. She's widely hated among Atheists and Feminists, but coming from a similar background to her, she's right to be fucking angry. We need more like her.

It is 73740749

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>>73740758
sounds good to me

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I have seen things you people wouldn't believe

>>73740796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DwzBICPhdM

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>>73740714
Better version.

*does something*

>>73740714
I'm at Supporting Donald Trump. We'll see if I can keep going.

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>>73740790
Cheers, lad.

listening to bruno mars

Donald drumpf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>73740717
ur mom is disgusting

>>73740727
>>73740749
>>73740830
'rke

the only good communist is a dead communist

communism is just left wing rorkism

>>73740852
He fucks ladybois

>>73740511
>>73740525
You can send anyone anywhere.

>>73740862
>>73740875
>>73740875
>>73740891
>>73740893
>>73740898
autism

would demolish avril lavigne's bumhole 2bh

Gorgon Battlecruisers rushes on fire off the shoulder of Char. I watched pylons glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Warp Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to rush.

>>73740915
>>73740862
um okay sweetie take a break xxx

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>No.73740915

>>73740918
I'm not particularly fussy in terms of which grills I would violently sodomise given the chance

>>73740898
In times of crisis, perhaps. We're back to the nuke idea.

>>73740936
i meant with my tongue...

>>73740898
is this true?

>be me 3 years ago
>freshmen at uni
>meet a saudi girl
>shes in pretty much all of my classes
>convince her to take my average white penis
>we start dating
>over the course of our relationship she has become more or less an atheist
>drinks and smokes
>dresses like a normal western girl
>I even taught her how to drive
>her parents find out how she is now and disown her (haven't spoken to her in ~4 months)

Am I bad influence, lads? Am I an enlightener or a corrupter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ

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>*offends your homogenous hivemind so much you want to kill her*
Hehe. How silly she is, being afraid of a culture that does assassination attempts when you don't agree with them anymore.

tetleys makes a fine tea and ill fucking heem anyone who disagrees

>>73740250
Chune

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Where are you?
And I'm so sorry.
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight.
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time.

Green letters

>>73740282
how do replies work????

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>>73740965
Kill the Kafiir bitch! She has been brainwashed by the Jew. She sucks big white Gacl cock. She must die!!!

Much enjoy the easiness of short hair

>>73740956
If you've never tried anal sex, I highly recommend it. It might not be for you if you have certain ideas about hygiene but for me it's the height of sexual enjoyment to stink up a girl's bedroom as I make room for my rock-hard penis in her hot, greasy, well-stuffed shitpipe

bash the fash, m8s

>>73741018
so you cut it all off and regret it a bit?

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Fun fact: 95% of Somali-born women have no labia.

>>73741034
>if you have certain ideas about hygiene

literally the only thing that's holding me back. I've never actually even licked a bumhole because i'm so scared of tasting fucking shit.

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Sent from my iPad

I hate you with a passion.

>>73741018
I know those feels lad.
Nothing better than short hair.
>tfw get a 2 back and sides every 3 months.

>>73740455
Top 5 cities of the USA
1. Detroit
2. Toronto
3. Mexico City
4. Boise
5. San Juan

>>73741044
Are you anon from the other night who got the Russian loose leaf tea?
Glad you found a solution but you should lay off the sugar probs

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Fun fact: Somalis suck Arab cock, HARD.

At work
JUST 7 and a half more hours to go

Fun fact: 95% Italian women have mustaches

fact: my chemical romance were one of the best bands from the period 2000 - 2010

prove me wrong

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comfy:))

>>73741071
>Are you anon from the other night who got the Russian loose leaf tea?
nah afraid not

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>>73741100
clean your screen

John Justin bunting

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Laughing at this

>>73741100
ubuntu runt

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Fun fact: Somali tribes are incredibly racist towards eachother and claim to have different racial lineages (although we all look exactly the same).

@73741132
genuinely couldn't care any less m8

What happens if you need to get a wisdom tooth removed and don't any friends or family to get you home under anesthetic?

I had to drive my ex home, they refused to let us get a bus and she was babbling all sorts of shit.

Will they refuse to do it? This is killing me

>>73741098
>Not AFI

>>73741155
howling

>>73741132

BLACK COCK DOWN

The fuck is this thread?
Is this how /brit/ usually goes?

>>73741167
also good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsrEXwozK-Y

>>73741185
no there's usually a lot more shite posts

The guy who danced with a married cunt posts in Reddit LOL

>>73741185
No.

Quit stalking me Mexicunt!!!!! >>>>_<<<<

>>73741185

fuck off dracula

>>73741204
are you actually a paki?

In Reddit.......Things......Happen

listening to daft punk

letting my hair dry naturally aha x

>>73741221
what happens on reddit stays on reddit

>le men in motorcycle helmets make le funky tunes xD

>>73741213

the only thing I pak is food in my mouth

xD

what if the girl i danced with was actually a lesbian and they wanted to have a threesome? i never turned around to see who was behind us, so i'll never know. maybe that's for the best.

>>73741160
you can get a cab. it's all lawyer shit to prevent some stupid cunt from being a stupid while recovering from a GA and blaming the GA for their stupidity.

wisdom teeth they might wait until you're fully lucid before they let you get into a cab much like hospitals with day surgery

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Seriously, nuke Somalia. I was born there. I've been there twice. No one has ever held Somalia down. We have always been a free and wild country.

We're so much worse than every other country because Somalis are utter scum. They use skin lightner there. I think it makes the women look ugly. My uncle got into a fight with my father and pulled out his shotgun. People ask you your tribe first and your name second (most Somalis don't want to touch Midgaan: the lesser-tribes that make up 15% of Somalis). I've used the analogy that Somalia is the Mississippi of the world. The biggest shithole in the community. The weakest link. The opposite of the cream of the crop (that scummy shit that hangs around at the bottom). The thickest, most bone-headed, sub-IQ, just plain awful nation on the planet.

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>>73741203
>>73741204
>>73741199
>>73741192

What a loser hahahahahaha

>>73741275
all me

>>73741236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvdPfoDNk0k

>>73741274

>>>/cum/

>>>/afr/

>>>/r9k/

You're in the wrong thread

Why is the Mexican being so rude to me tonight? >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Lot of foreigners shitting up the thread as per

>>73741274

maybe you should do some murder-suicide

>>73741298
lmao i know right. fucking hate foreigners llol

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>>73741204
This is what you'll look like after I'm done with you.

>>73740960
didn't happen

but if by slim chance it did, you saved her from a life of being rasheed al-rasheed's punching bag/sex toy/maid so good on you

Gipsy

>>73741295
> 1 post a minute /cum/
> LOOK! We're here too: the general
No thanks.

>>73741264
If I ever get approached by a lesbian couple to make a baby (possible) I'll say yes on the condition I get to make the donation au naturel
Even better if it is a threesome because my sister's just as hot as her girlfriend

>>73741338
wait what

*blocks your path*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8

>>73741338
kek

>>73741348

he wants to use his god given turkey baster

>>73741034
I've done anal a few times. I really don't think it's all that great. After you cum you're just left staring at yourself in the mirror with your dick in your hand and a sharpie up your arse.

>>73741354

unironically like this song

i'll buy reddit gold for whoever can find me a better webm than this one. protip: you can't
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1491956088564.webm

Whenever i Read sex stories i always get a boner :s

:s

What's gwarnin? What's the moesh? I'm fresh out the oven like a Sunday roast

>>73741390

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492221176160.webm

being black in russia must be one of the worst places to be black even though the soviets tried to force them on the russian people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Russian

>>73741476

also this

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492240261455.webm

>>73741476
what the fuck

>>73741507
what a beautiful and vibrant culture

>>73741507
delet this

73741485
Some of these children subsequently returned to their African parents' countries or moved on to Western Europe or in the case of Jewish Afro-Russians to Israel.

>>73741507
is this straya

>>73741544
Please fuck off. Your imitation of the real spic is obvious.

>>73741507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kUlC0jKJo9

Back at work

WHY LADS

WHY

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>>73741564
unfortunately

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>>73741597

Is the angry virgin who danced with the married cunt LOL

I've come back to work to find a million missed emails in my absence

This will be a fun day

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>>73741507
literally what

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>>73741507

>>73741564
You're going to fucking love us at this year's Eurovision

>>73741616
no that wasn't me, there's other americans in this thread, jose.

>>73741678
... is the name of the other one

It...It...It's not me

>>73740150
Slava

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Whenever there's a moment of clarity and a Somali is confronted with how shit Somalia is, there are three excuses:
> Muh Jews
> Muh Black Hawk Down
> Muh Crusaders
> Muh Colonialism
The most valid one of those is, yes, for 70 years, parts of Somalia had begun to have ferengi flags waving upon their shores.

What were the colonial partitions of Somalia? The Italians built a railroad. The British didn't even keep their ships in our ports; they used it as a way to get fresh meat to Aden and India. The French created some Arabish mongrel shithole today known as "Djibouti" (a 60% Somali country, by the way). Far from being the big fucking boogeyman so many Somalis made out, we were still ruled by our own Sultans and Imams. It was 7 - actually, in much of Somalia only 4, decades of our ports being occupied by self-important retards who had an autistic obsession with dividing up a continent that was a complete shithole. No Somali ever mentions the vassalage of Zaylac to the Turks for a century (then the largest city in the north). No one mentions Arabs and Turks fucking around on our shores, or the Habesha annexing the Ogaden (which is Somali).

Maybe foreigners keep swooping down and parking their boats in our shores because we're fucking weak. We're so fucking weak one of them's completely hypnotised the entire population; the Arabs. The biggest colonisers of Somalia with the strongest legacy. Our fucking clan names are Arabic. We believe we descend from Arabs. That's like if you were 1/87th Greek and you started calling yourself Papadopoulos, ignoring the fact you're 86/87ths dumb nigger.

I just arrived back at work for my first day back, when I walked in the office this little prick said out loud "oh I bet YOUVE had a fun weekend anon" and then sniggered his little head off

Everyone laughed, I absolutely FREAKED and threw a hole punch at his head barely missing, I started spazzing out throwing things around the room flailing wildly and then I told him I'd take his life in a millisecond

I'm outside now having a cigarette I don't know what to do

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feeling a bit insecure about my walk lads

beto do you work or go to uni?

>>73741749
starting to think you might have made this up honestly

love when the mexican calls britishers pirates

>>73741714

Change your name to Jamal Jackson and your life will improve

Nice watch

>>73741752
>cargo pants
>rolled up to high water length
>those shoes
>those socks

it's not hard to not dress like a total mong yet some people seem incapable of it

>>73741749
just be yourself lad haha

>>73741786
pls answer>>73741754

>>73741749
hahaha utter madman!

>>73741749
one whole punch and you missed? lol

https://www.r*ddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/65hy9e/british_people_are_on_reddit_who_are_overly/

couldn't agree more

same applies to /brit/ 2bh

>The Huffington Post removed an article arguing for banning white men from voting after they discovered that the author of the piece didn’t actually exist.

lol this has happened so many times with leftist websites they get suckered by trolls

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>>73741749

I think this general would be better if we had constructive posting, only relating to Britain. Does this sub have moderators?

Redditors are weird

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1489725479552.webm

>>73741888
Maybe if we asked janny nicely

>>73741783
Can't. I think I look too distinctively Somali. I have a face only a Somali could have.

in reddit they told me being a white knight is a good thing

wrist has been itchy for quite a while

is it scabies? (don't know what scabies is)

>>73741923
This post doesn't relate to Britain? This is the Britain general.

>>73741923

Right now I'm just picturing you as the pirate from that Tom Hanks movie

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only post british stuff, please

hey guys, new to this forum!

how do I report posts btw? this post is racist >>73741776 and does not belong here

thanks

Panda

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>>73741955
>only post british stuff
okay

don't understand how im supposed to play that mcdonalds monopoly online game

>>73741955
>wizard jeans

well, watch my wand disappear! hahaha

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be yourself, everyone else is taken| member of kool krew

Post toot

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>>73741910
holy shit
way to ruin a perfect song

>tfw when Carol will NEVER sit on your face

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>>73741936
It's in my genes to derail a ship from its steady course. The Englishman's greatest enemy.
>>73741953
Look at me... I am tripfag now.

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post british stuff only, please

>>73741997
Why are posts like this allowed? This poster is not British nor is he providing content that relates to British culture.

Filth.

>>73742052
dmed u

O_O

chicANO is in trouble

>>73742052
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492021935318.webm

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british-related posts only, lads.

what's with the namefaggotry?

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british culture > american """culture"""

Post ur """gf""" Digimon

spotted the dick

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the gf
t. Gavin Llwyllegylylgn (pronounced "smith")

business idea: bring back future posting

>>73742148
all me

>>73742149
nice

>>73742097
Oh boy, are you new? We have usernames on /brit/ so people know who's posts are who's and we develop a reputation in a community of peers. Extra points if you aren't a British national. More extra points if you're some sort of Wog from the tropics. You have a bright future on this general.

>>73742176
firsttry

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at work

>>73742187
firsttry

>>73742188

bet u thought i fucked that up, eh?

>>73742199
super fast reply

>>73742199
Nice

>>73742222

>>73742077
bin all yanks.

:^)

>>73742199
good lad

call this poster a nonce
>>73742221

>>73742224
FUCK

>>73742171
I know there's always a namefag leaf or two but this time it feels like there are more than usual
also check these

I'd love to see some of the specimens that lurk here in real life

Are you guys the kind of people that people avoid in the supermarket because they smell?

>>73742250
lasttry

Post your imaginary gf Digimon

>>73741297
Stop whining

>>73742249
>05:28:48
>>73742250
>:05:28:47
how come his post is one ahead of mine if he posted it earlier?

got work for 12 and leaving in 25 minutes... might have a few swigs of the 'ol vodka before leaving ha

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daily reminder you snaggle tooth poms unironically eat bread on bread

>>73742099
objectively:

Food: Overall US wins but Fish & Chips is better than mcdonalds
Alcohol: Overall UK wins
Cars: don't care
Shows: Equal
Girls: US girls are better overall but there are some exquisite pommy lasses

don't know what the fuck the last row is

>>73742300
>don't know what the fuck the last row is
general society/behaviour

right I'm here.

Heard there were some boys that needed sorting? I'm gonna tickle your arseholes post in this thread so I can find your location

>>73742326
excuse me?

>>73742321
lol english are worse behaved then americans

ladz on tourrrrr wahey fuking get off the bus and stop drinking

right now

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>>73742335
REMINDER

sad to know there is a paki yank and a somali canadian posting among us

i was just starting to see yanks as non-JFs in /brit/ too

>PM making a statement in Downing Street at 1115 - only normally used for most serious moments

Queen is dead lads

Btw: I'm not posting here because I think you guys will understand, or that it makes a difference to any of you that I'm an atheist. I'm posting here solely because this is my usual shitposting ground (I've been posting here for a long time, with loads of different personas). This is just a place for me to offload. You've gotta take a good shit every once and a while. I'm taking a shit in /brit/.

He who does not express how he really feels will feel even worse, and at some point you either sing your song, or you let it out spontaneously and extremely.

Yesterday I was taking the bus back home and I thought how easy it would be to pour some lighter fluid infront of the mosque and drop a match on it. Probably wouldn't burn it down, but if the fire burned for long enough, it would cause a ruckus. They'd probably think it was a right-wing attack.

I would do this, because I'm not a fan of going to prison.

If the RCMP is reading this, I wouldn't burn or bomb a mosque. The mosque is just a symbol of what is keeping me down and one getting destroyed would send joy-particles to my almond. Doesn't mean I'm gonna actually do it.

>>73742369
>>73742369
>>73742369
new>>>>>>>>

>>73742335
78
SW bull mountain road
Tigard
Portland
Oregon
USA

I'm coming to tickle your little stinker

simply ADORE all these new names in the thread! wow - what a zany bunch of characters, can't wait to follow their shenanigans! :D (WARNING: some of these dudes are totally loco!)

>>73740455
heh yeah dublin is mentally on your homeland map, dat is gud.

>>73742342
I think the image is supposed to be retarded. Or I want to think it is. I love brits but
>compares a fast food to a home made meal
>compares expensive drink in a clean place to literal trash on the ground
>compares a maintained car to an unmaintained one
>best tv show of all time is actually american (the wire)
>bullshit comparison between a rich model and an uneducated fat southerner
>nonsense
britboos are fucking disgusting

>>73742468
is this your first time seeing a b8 cherry picking image

>>73742663
nah I did think it was bait. Made that reply just in case because with yank flags you never know anymore