/balk/

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second for greek guard traditions

>>73636378
resurrection T-15 minutes and counting

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Pagan traditions?

>>73636517
being cringy isn't helping /balk/, cringeqiri

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>>73636569
a canine space space program, maybe?

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why no bunnies in our easter reeee
srsly wtf i'm a catholic now

>tfw yugoslavia had a space program while bulgaria was scrapping dogshit off the street to survive

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an assortment of painted eggs, perhaps ?

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>>73636679
do you even space food

the bells. they are now starting the shoving and pushing in the churches, and trying to light other people's hair on fire

>>73636564
>ressurection in UTC+3

>>73636679
sorry i can't find it on the map, mind pointing out where this yugoslavia you speak of is?

>>73636753
We're on Jerusalem time, nigga.

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alo balk

>>73636679
>>tfw yugoslavia had a space program

no it didn't retard. that video was a meme

>123

>>73636748
This is why the commies were right about state atheism.

>>73636816
ello ello

>>73636836
this

>>73636816
ALJO

KUSHI TELEFONI

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>>73636747

what the fugg?! who took galixini off the list

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>>73636816
>>73636821
>>73636835

>>73636816
Alo? Who dis?

Watch home invasions skyrocket tonight

Everyone will be out and gypsies entering your apartments

>>73636928
>Everyone will be out
why?

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>>73636885
lies. everyone knows space is macedonian

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>>73636956
Going to church etc

>>73636928
why would anybody be out?

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who gave you permission to explore our galaxy?

lads am i the only one who didnt get anything out of the new better call saul episode? they should have aired a recap before the new season tbх

>>73637048
fuck bitches in the mosque

>>73637027
why go to church haha fucking normalfags

>>73637100
t.serdar

>>73637082
yeah, Mike is awesome, Chuck is shit, Gus is back

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>>73637027
A lack of real socialism in the recent past.

>>73637167
so what the fuck happened dude. what was that thing in mike's gas tank cap

>>73637100
идeш пpeд цpквa co дpyгapи
гo cлyшaш пoпoт
и y 12 ce чyкaтe co јaјцa

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>>73636739
show me your eggs

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>>73637082

is bcs even good? got bored after pilot episode

Hristos a Înviat!

>>73637258
bretty good but not enough episodes and break between seasons is far too long if you ask me

do the balkans celebrate easter

>>73637286
Boиcтинa вocкpece!

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Is that the king next to the president?

>>73637334
too small

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>>73636865
>>73636878
>>73636888
>>73636908
alo dis is macedoni from mars try make contac to /balk/

>>73637187
he switched the rf bug the other person planted with the one he bought, after he drained the battery. He then waited for the other person to come pick it up and follow him

Who /commie/ here

>>73637533

i unironically hate gommunists

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>>73637415

>>73637415
alo yes the tatar forgot to link the previous bred

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>>73637533
No gommies here man

Χριστός ανέστη παπαραkια

>>73637621
red alert 2 sound in the background

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Protos gia Xristos Anestis.

>>73636747
>hasn't clicked on Israel

Why are you such an anti-semite, fgt?

>>73637660
>>73637631
Θα θελες

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*sigh*

>>73637565
what is this?

>>73636747
>Afghanistan

wew

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>>73637533
Maybe in the future. Right now taxation is theft, where are my child slaves?

>>73636679
>tfw the third person in space was a Bulgarian whilst no Serb has ever seen the earth from its orbit

>>73637533
fuck commies

>>73636378

Why are serbs cuckolds?

>>73637798
it's harder to keep shoes on hands in space that's why

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>>73637565
Voe > your girls

>>73637631
τα kατάφερε kαι φέτος

>>73637917
wanna fug

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>>73637803

>>73637699
That my dear Pekka is a vaginal jew.

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>>73637917
amanda > white piggus

>>73638219
this slut is so hot

if her cheeks were less fat she's be 10/10

>>73638174
tatar no
you are already chink eyed

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>>73638219
no

>>73638268

Aren't you a tatar too?

>>73638373
fyrom is white, ancient, and first world

>>73638373
This >>73638400

>>73637821
because whites are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes

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>>73637533
See this is why Fyrom should have been nuked like Japan.

>>73638493

Serbs aren't white

>>73638513
t. 56%

>>73638493
>serbs
>white

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>>73637821
It's their tradition to bend knee and spread buttcheeks.

>>73638581

t. Serbian cuckold

>>73638636

How is the Turk telling him to move faster if he's fucking his wife

>>73638624
>she has actual nudes

wtf

time to fap

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>>73637673
ftou sou, alithos tote

>>73638678
There's a window right there.

>>73638710

Blinds are down m8

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>>73638624
no

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>>73638753
yes

>>73639182
aren't you going to throw some shrimp on the barbie to celebrate easter, you gigantic cunt?

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>>73638709

we dead yet yes

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>>73639566
rip balk 1453-1912

>>73639692
>i hate my feet's skin, the beach

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>>73639692
Like her too.

>inb4 hurr durr generic blonde

>>73639692
>>73639805

fucking hate blonds, post brown/black hair master race.

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>>73639805
Qt for me even in a non-blonde variant though.

Hristos voskrese!

>>73639928
Boиcтинa вocкpece!

god is woke

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>>73639867
There.

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>>73639928
navistina voskrese

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Can this pass as a local in BG?

>>73640149
easily

>>73639988
>>73640149
hnnng where are these qts from

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>>73640187
But I thought you had nothing in common with a certain group living on the Volga.

>>73640239

The balkans

>>73640239
First, Portugal.
Second, from the homeland of my KHAN ancestors.

>>73640280
never heard of it

>>73640249

Not everyone can be a glorious Albanian like yourself anon

>>73640249
isn't the pic you posted ani hoang, who is actually half-korean, you half-bosnian, half-russian, half-serbian pigdog mongrel?

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>>73640320
No.

hipster /gulnaz_battalova/

Also, only one of those is just slightly close to the truth.

>>73640394
I fucking hate pigdogs.

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Interesting how on some pictures you can easily spot the Asian traits yet on other only a "trained" eye would see them.

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>>73639867

>posting bitches and whores right after Jesus was resurrected

very thoughtful

>>73640907
beauty is part of God's plan, mamaliga-friend

>>73640907
I posted a chaste faithful muslima female. Jesus would not have anything against that.

>>73640970
you're mistaking jesus for muhammad, sqhip friend

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I hope you're all looking forward to the church service in the morning

>>73640907
Jesus was a Jew.

Stop worshipping a Jew.

>>73641021
I'm a Tatar

>>73641085
>checks flag
serbo-shqip pigdog, until time stamped pasosh

>>73641126
I'm a Volga Tatar

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>>73641082
Get out, heathen. This is a strong Orthodox Christian general

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>>73641023
>in the morning
I was already at church you pagan. Got Jesus' light to keep me from Hell.


>>73640970
It's ok. Jesus was pleased, he knows that muslims and females are not human

>>73641147
*slams the pasosh on table*

>>73641154
>worshipping a Jew

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>>73641082

>>73641189
jew>muslim

>>73641082
>>73641189
jesus was black and an arab. He was just like you.

>>73641215
None of this changes the fact that Jesus is a Jew and Christianity is a proselytizing offspring of Judaism.
>>73641249
neither > any
>>73641268
Even if he were my uncle I'd not worship his cult.

>>73641338

Jews as we know them today didn't exist until the 800's ad.

It's a newer religion then Islam technically

>>73641215
I don't see an Orthodox priest.

>>73641494

What's up with them?

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>>73641541

>>73641653

Your fault for putting them on the government dole and making them corrupt with folding cross hats

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>>73636667

>>73641653
>/cheat: godmode off

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>tfw we could be colonising Andromeda if it weren't for (((religion)))

>>73641952
refer to this post please >>73637077

>>73641952

You'd be living in a cave scavenging on scraps as all Human societies are based on Religion.

We can see what happens to societies when Religion is removed from the situation

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>>73642017
topkek
>>73642019
>We can see what happens to societies when Religion is removed from the situation

Where exactly?

>inb4 communism

>>73642314

Communist countries
ex communist countries
Western Europe

All places where religion was/is being phased out and they have to deal with foreign cultures threatening them

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>>73641952
>Andromeda
it's for the best. It would be full of feminists and boring

>>73642371
Now imagine if those "foreign cultures" weren't religious either. That's the whole point.

Now you're justifying religion by saying other, worse religions might replace said religion. Which is a bit of a non-argument.

Hristos voskrese

>>73642432

They wouldn't exist. Human society would be hunter gather and would never have the ability to form those numbers or the tech needed to do so

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why did they tie their gun

>>73642553
so it doesnt fall

>>73642553
>>73642581
makenca :3

>>73642432
religion is stupid, but humans are dumber. Religion brought some sort of morality and structure to societies. It actually got humanity forward. Of course after some time it becomes corrupted and useless, but so do humans.

Faith is purest when it is unquestioned

>>73642770
That's why Macedonians should accept their Bulgarians

>>73642918
I accept my Bulgarians.

>>73642632
wrong

>>73643157
tiho be tatarche

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>>73642918

AKSHUALLY macedonians are confused albanians, rightful shqipo mafia members

>>73643398
delet

guys I think I am a Greek

>>73643641

prove it

>>73643641
did you get a boner from looking at men?

>>73643659
I found an ID with my face which says "HELLENIKI DEMOCRATIA" on it...

>>73643678
No... not yet at least

I don't wanna be gay...

I WANNA FUCK YO BABY MAMMA AND HER SISTER

>>73643803
this is beyond inappropriate

But I'd Bulgarians are gorillas, Macedonians are baboons?

shiet all the fucking normies are out drinking

never tell me /balk/ ain't a normieshit general

i wonder what the balkans would look like if the slavic language/identity never stuck

would an illyrian or thracian ethnogenesis occur? or would they birth more "new" peoples such as albanians/romanians?

really makkes me think

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>>73644247
>i wonder what the balkans would look like if the slavic language/identity never stuck

>>73644247
>i wonder what the balkans would look like if the slavic language/identity never stuck
literally the same lmfao
balkans slavs aren't really close to others slavs genetically, we're mostly descendants of the pre-slavic inhabitants of balkans

>>73644284
this. fuck slav subhumands. i am thracian

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Hi

>>73644247
meth is bad for you

>>73644284
slavs undoubtedly destroyed the byzantine empire. Turks just finishes it off

>>73644335

of course, but they still produced nations based on """slavic""" identity

actually in the case of bulgaria you may be right since your country was founded by the bulgars anyway, but i wonder how it would be for yugoslavs

>>73644335
t. Khan Auspuh

>>73644342
t. Khan Omurtag

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>if the Ottomans hadn't conquered the Balkans

>>73644439
t. Khan Batbayan (believed to be origin of the bulgarian saying "batko" and therefore "batka"

>>73644247
>illyrian or thracian
those were long extinct by thousands of years before slavs arrived. Romans took care of that.

> albanians/romanians
yes, romanians are dacians that got to live from the roman genocide plus roman colonists. Albanians I have no idea

>>73644463
if the Ottoman Empire wasn't rules by backward thinking muslims, we'd be like Germany and shiet

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>>73644526
>if Islam never existed

>>73644517
>yes, romanians are dacians that got to live from the roman genocide plus roman colonists
axaxaxaxaxaxaxa

>>73644561
if Ikibey ruled Turkey, we'd be colonizing Mars right now

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looking at all these futuristic images makes me sad that I'll never live in a galactic civilisation with aliens n shit

whenever I see the flag of Bulgaria, I get itching on my back

>>73644603
x is h right?

so axaxaxaxaxaxaxa is actually hahahahahahah

good one

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>if Greece spent its military budget on space travel

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Μεγάλη Ιδέα?

>>73645466
da

So I was reading about the Balkan Wars of 1912-13 where you kicked the T*rks out and I must ask, why didn't you chase them out beyond the bosphorus?

You have no idea how much it pisses me off that Turkey own a small piece of European land.

>>73646432
back to pol friendo. we are all turks in here

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>>73647149

>>73646432

greece tried later but they got utterly humiliated after severely underestimating the turks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greco-Turkish_War_(1919%E2%80%931922)

Good morning

>>73644561
Mass effect was made in Canada which we all know is a Muslim caliphate

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PIOS MALAKAS PAEI KAI POSTAREI TA MEMES MAS STO REDDIT?

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hajde hajde turciiiii, the lamb needs roasting

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yearly reminder that our good (((EU))) once tried to ban kokoretsi


http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/9709/28/greece.edible.eyes/

>oyy goim, eat McDonalds which are clean
>kokoretsi is unpure and sickening

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>>73641082
Jesus was the only white and based jew and that's why kikes killed him. He's worthy of respect.

>>73651499
That's how you cook kukurec?

>>73651575
mostly yes

>>73636378
OLD btw >>73625637

>>73637286
I don't get why its "Hristos". My parents and grandparents have used "Cristos" as long as I can remember.

Shqipëria (geshërisht: Shqipnia, historikisht: Arbri ose Arbëria, ndërkombëtarisht: Albania), zyrtarisht Republika e Shqipërisë, është shtet i pavarur në Evropën Juglindore. Shtrihet në pjesën jugperëndimore të Gadishullit Ballkanik dhe kufizohet në veriperëndim me Malin e Zi, në verilindje me Kosovën, në lindje me Ish Republikën Jugosllave të Maqedonisë dhe në jug me Greqinë. Në perëndim laget me detet Adriatik dhe Jon dhe ndodhet vetëm 78 km larg Italisë përgjatë ngushtesës(kanalit) së Otrantos,72 km i gjerë.Shqipëria ka një sipërfaqe prej 28,748 km2 dhe rreth 2,9 milion banorë

Ribërje

Arbëria (gegërisht: Arbnia, ndërkombëtarisht : Albania), zyrtarisht Gjithangjaja e Arbërisë, është truall i pavarur në Botonën Prehalabe. Shtrihet në anën prehalabe të Gadicekës së Derpishës dhe skajohet në prehageg me Malin e Zi, në lindgeg me Dardën, në lindje me Lindvenin dhe lab me Labavenin.Në preh laget nga detet Udrijë dhe Jon, dhe ndodhet vetëm 78 lugje tej Lëtyrës, përgjatë ngushtesës së Udranit, 72 lugje I gjerë. Arbëria ka një sipërlapë prej 9583 pendësh dhe ka rreth 2,900000 banorë

>>73652094
Because Hristos is the correct form.

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Your thoughts?

>>73652207
Stupid kebab, highest people are in Republika Sr-

>>73652097
3εεγγδησθδθεθδγδγηιαξηαηηηηξη

>>73652234
According to the study bosniaks are negatively correlated with height(they dont eat enough meat because no pork), serbs are neither positively or negatively correlated and Croats are positively correlated

Europa-Botona
America-Botrea
Africa-Botzia
Asia-Bolinda
Antartica-Botlaba
Australia-Botaga

>>73651401
to turci to profero os tourtsi den ksero giati alla matsei

FUCK GAYREECE
TURKEY 80 MILLION PEOPLE STRONG

>>73652567
Maresei*

>>73652567
this is how is spelled, m8

тypци = τουρτσι

Sun-Dielli
Mercury-Tomori
Venus-Aferdita
Earth-Toka
Mars-Medauri
Jupiter-Zotani
Saturn-Prenda
Uranus-Enji
Neptune-Bindusi
Pluto-Kacamisri

Greeks,pls answer me something

>>73644247
It would just follow the laws of feudalism. Tribes would gradually conquer and assimilate each-other to the point you'd get a HRE-style federation.

>>73652749
wat?

Eater?

>>73652749
yes you are a Greek, all albanians are Greeks

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>>73652830
I knooow this will sound wewuz af, and probably is, but i just want to hear your thought on a matter regarding the morning star, or the planet with the name of a greek Goddes

HRISTOS VOSKRESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73652881
I am a modern Greek , I have nothing to do with Ancient Greece or Greeks
I don't know anything about the ancient Greeks because I'm not related to them
I'm a modern Greco Turk

>>73652966
Aprodites was born from her father shotting his testicle into the sea, so it probably come from ἀφρός(foam), but the albanian counterpart, even though sounds similar, has a different etymology.

>>73652997
>>73652997
it comes from afros and dio
https://el.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E1%BC%88%CF%86%CF%81%CE%BF%CE%B4%CE%AF%CF%84%CE%B7

>>73653021
>η γραφή του οοοοονόματος Αφροδίτη πριν την εφρμογή του μονοτονιkούοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοkοkλοkοkοοοkkοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοοkkοοοkοοοοkkοοοοοkοοοοοοοοοοοk
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Destabilizing the Balkans, perhaps?

>>73653047
i will kill you every day

you treat the analbanians as equal humans
not me

a certain balkan tradition, perhaps?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZAYEtxYjSg

How many times did you hailed Hitler today?
do it at least three times.

Analbanians are from Uranus lol

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post more easter pics

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>>73653261
OUR COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN!

>>73652177
dumb schismatic

>>73653254
I thank USA daily

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>>73652871
If all albanians are greek does that mean all greeks are albanian

How did America become a Super power out of nothing?
How did a colony became a fucking super power?

>>73653254
I praise Tengri.

>>73653953
Multiculturalism unironically.

>>73654205
and after the louisiana purchase and some other territory gains, they'd become the only superpower on the under-populated continent

>>73636378
How do you say "I am greek, you slavshit!" in your language?

Ben yunanım, slavboku seni!

>>73654293
Happy Easter, komshu shitskin heathen!

>>73654293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CAOvbXnIc2

Хpиcтoc вacкpc бpaћo

I want to post a cute pic of my cats sleeping but the thread is kindoff dead so im saving it for afterwards

>>73654929
Cats are shit anyway.

>>73655025
cats fuck your dogshit family

>>73655083
I bet your cats are even shitier than average cats.

>>73655115
my cats are proud homosexuals

>>73655025
This is why no one likes the balkans and balkan """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>73653953
Like Britain did. Little to no external threats unlike all other powers. The US borders the sparsely populated Canada on the north, and on the south they border Mexico which they handily BTFO in the Mexican-American War. So all threats were eliminated.

Fuck,my Catholic neighbors are too fucking loud
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lsUvenAA71

>>73655128
Cats can't handle a good spin, they are shit.

>>73655139
At least they're not orthodogs

>>73642770

your wise counsel belies your years

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>Hristos Voskrese
>mersi

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>>73644342

Kubrat, my son....

>>73655139
thats because catholics are the literal master race, especially balkan catholics

>>73655195
>mersi

>>73653953
They had all the european knowledge and brutally enforced onto the locals.

>>73655139
Blast this at full volume in their direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5qwsSZ_98M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnIuu0WZ0BY

>>73655158
Not terrible, but not impressive.>>73655190

>>73646432
>So I was reading about the Balkan Wars of 1912-13 where you kicked the T*rks out and I must ask, why didn't you chase them out beyond the bosphorus?

Because sadly the Bulgarians lost the First Battle of Çatalca which would have opened the way to Constantinopole.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvJ2OJG9PSw
>mfw you will never die in a bayonet charge yelling ura at the top of your lungs

i hate the modern world.

>>73653953
It wasn't a superpower until WW1. It wasn't fighting a war and had enough resources to overproduce shit and sell it to Europe. This inevitably led to the Great Depression afterwards and a second war was needed.

>>73655240
>locals
What locals? Tribes of stone-age nomads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqBGkaB6hsw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkaZujSr6DM

>>73655325
Taking Contantinople would have probably meant endless wars. Also the city itself means nothing to us, it's where the enemy lives, so nothing has changed in that department.

>>73655334
You mean ww2, they did basically nothing in ww1, they helped by joining because it meant the Germans could never hope to wear down the allies. But America became a world power after ww2.

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this place needs more anime :3

>>73655404
this is why the balkans got turked for 500 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9R4zPTpS9w

>>73655404
>Taking Contantinople would have probably meant endless wars. Also the city itself means nothing to us, it's where the enemy lives, so nothing has changed in that department

Well in those days taking the enemies capital meant complete capitulation of the country since pretty much everything of interest both militarily and diplomatically is there, so the league could have imposed any terms it wanted.

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only anime can save balk

>>73655325
ΔΑΙΔΑΛΟΣ / Daedalus5 months ago
Without Bulgaria and her strong army, we the rest of Balkan nations couldn't kick out the Turks from Balkans..
Respect to our neighbourns, allies and brothers in faith,
Greetings from Greece..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu_d1LQsFpY

>>73655446
Imagine ww2 with us having Constantinople surrounded by turks, greeks and serbs....

>>73655406
Nyet, the U.S. made its major contributions in terms of supplies, raw material and money. They played a major role until victory was achieved on November 11, 1918. Before entering the war they had been an important supplier to Great Britain and the other Allied powers.

>>73655487
>mfw the Austrians literally ruined this
>mfw we could have become a Neo Byzantine confederation by now
>mfw we could have been exploring the galaxy by now
>mfw i have no face

>>73655425
You helped a lot too desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED8MjGuFI7o

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>>73655419
It does but not this beta fetish-pandering Oreimo bootleg disgrace.

>>73655325
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLte9H0Sxrs
>mfw you will never burn and loot turkish villages while blasting this song from your BTR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhfZOH7pmEw

Bulgaria liberated half of the Balkans and than was threated by Serbia, Greece and Romania. Why? And than some of them want to live together in peace. Funny! Bulgaria is ok with Greece and Romania, But never Serbia. They made the fake FYROM amd splited Bulgaria in two. Now I'm so hapy, Kosovo is out of Serbia. Serbs will see how it feels to lie in a splited country.

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>>73655419
agreed

>>73655517
>Imagine ww2 with us having Constantinople surrounded by turks, greeks and serbs....

But you wouldn't have kept Constantinople, it would have been a bargaining chip to use with the Greeks, and im sure there were talks of it being a "free city" or something, but the first order of business was taking it and then deciding who gets what, which was pretty much the whole reason the alliance broke apart when Austria cucked Serbia out of Bosnia and Albania.

>>73655527

Stop defending your ledgejnd peacekeeper friend, sure they helped but so did Brazil and Argentina, the only military contribution they had was making the German counter offensive hopeless to do the never ending ammount of American soldiers embarking for Europe. After ww1 America isn't a super power, they only become one after ww2. After ww1 America goes back to its policy of having a small army and navy like they did before ww1. Its only during ww2 that the US economy expands because of the war effort, which huge ammounts of money and men and for the first time women get poured into the economy.

>>73655635
Romania was an irredentist shitole from the moment of its inception
it's such an artificial shithole that even the US is older than it lol

>>73655667
>>73655517
you seem to be forgetting that Russia wanted Constantinople and even threatened us not to advance on it, but we did anyway

>>73655635

>Why?

Literally because of Austria, Austria literally told the Serbian King to attack Bulgaria before it unified with Eastern Rumelia promising Bosnia and full support in case the war turns to shit, which it did, when the Bulgarians counter attacked the Austrians intervened and told the Bulgarians to fuck off before they get involved. This was the Serbian backstabbing of 1885, when the entire Bulgarian army was devoid of officers beyond the rank of captain and its army in the east facing a possible Ottoman threat. As opposed to the "1915" backstabbing when 2 wars were fought between Serbia and Bulgaria which refused to cede Macedonia in return for Bulgarian neutrality.

>>73655667
He implied that the ledgejnd peacekeeper is to blame though.

>>73637533
Me.

>>73655667
Sounds good, but we were ruled by Ferdinand back then. The fucker would have probably got us all killed.

>>73637533
i hope all commies die

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>>73655667
Nigger I'm not defending the US, I'm an avid Axis supporter, but it's this boom in productivity that lead the us into the depression because they had too much stuff, and they got rid of it through WW2. They only became a superpower because of WW1.

>>73655772
>but we were ruled by Ferdinand back then. The fucker would have probably got us all killed.

Kek, literally being ruled by a homosexual. Why did you get rid of Battenberg, wasn't he better? Or was it the whole Rumelia thing?

>>73655799
>Nigger I'm not defending the US, I'm an avid Axis supporter, but it's this boom in productivity that lead the us into the depression because they had too much stuff, and they got rid of it through WW2. They only became a superpower because of WW1.

So ww1 created the great depression and ww2 made them a superpower when they got rid of it. Gotcha

>>73655814
Russian nobility fucking hated Batenberg, they forced us to remove him.

Hristos a înviat!

>>73655837
American hegomony was already planned by the jews before ww2. ww1 was the onset of that plan

"A nation with a population of less than five million and a military budget of less than two million pounds per annum placed in the field within fourteen days of mobilization an army of 400,000 men, and in the course of four weeks moved that army over 160 miles in hostile territory, captured one fortress and invested another, fought and won two great battles against the available armed strength of a nation of twenty million inhabitants, and stopped only at the gates of the hostile capital. With the exception of the Japanese and Gurkhas, the Bulgarians alone of all troops go into battle with the fixed intention of killing at least one enemy." --- David Johnson, British correspondent, 1st Balkan War

>>73655923
lions of the balkans

>>73655814
I am glad he managed to get out safe and sound. He was a good man that probably would have been killed as Stambolov. #justbulgarianpolitics

"Greeks don't fight like Heroes
Heroes fight like Greeks"
-Winston Churchill

>An entire army of what was then the most powerful military nation in the world was utterly routed and destroyed by poorly equipped tribesmen, at the cost of £15 million (well over £1 billion in today’s currency) and more than 40,000 lives.

Adolf Napoleon: "If I had a thousand Afghan soldiers, I could have conquered the galaxy"

"I went to Romania once, shit was aight mah niggaz."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt

1 Albanian fisherman >Bulgarian army

>>73656388
1 bulgarian cock = 1 prolapsed arvanite ass