/cp/ culture pals

American general.

First non American flag to be posted deserves a (you) from you and it better be one saying how glad you are to have them as a poster here!

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>tfw no asian gf

Fuck your "tfw no russian gf"!

I'm proud to be an American.

>>73627903
I hope nothing happens with Russia because I think you guys are good people. Your girls are cute and I love watching angry russian dash cams.

Also, I think your English can be considered fluent. It's better than most native speakers you find on Interpals.

>>73627911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRtlUi3OJ_c&t=5s

>>73627903

fuck off ivan, i get nudes from your women on the daily

inb4
>y-yeah well i get tons of american chicks

no one cares about american hambeasts. they're notorious for being the ugliest sluts on interpals even more ugly than fucking seamonkies

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>qt is moving here to attend the same uni as me

REEEEE what do I do?!

>>73628196
That is a good thing? I'd love for my qt to live near me...

>>73628224

I'm fucking autistic /r9k/ tier that's the problem.

>>73627966
Thanks! Here's a (You) for you.

>>73627967
I was memeing about that Russian retard that posts "tfw nor russian gf" in every thread.
Pretty sure he will post eventually.

>fuck off ivan, i get nudes from your women on the daily

Enjoy.

>inb4
>>y-yeah well i get tons of american chicks

More like 0 of any nationality.

>no one cares about american hambeasts.

And neither do I. I'm all about them gooks.

>>73628283
What country is she from?

>>73628378

She's Canadian

>>73628449
welp I was hoping that she would have a different language than you so you both could be shy but that's not the case

Do you guys talk about feelings and wanting to touch each others privates together?

>>73628527

no, it's very casual so far. Nothing too personal.

>>73628694
You better make it personal before she gets there. IF you like her enough you'll want her to have feelings for you before she gets there. It'll make it much easier for an r9k tier person if you don't have to do much courting in person.

>>73628744

how do I do this without being creepy or look like I'm desperate?

>>73628848
Are you two still talking on interpals or have you moved on to skype/whatsapp/whatever

>>73628894

still on interpals

>>73628931
don't worry you;ll be fine

>>73627903
Why does everyone on IP suffer from yellow fever?! Both the men and women?!

Also, I wrote a long ass post in previous thread ree. But to summarize: I am not a native english speaker but I think your english is very good, better than most russians and I wonder if your accent is just as good as your written text.

>>73628293
>More like 0 of any nationality.

s-sorry bro... i-it was just memes

>>73628931
Get her to talk outside of it, you can pretty much just ask for her information and it won't be awkward if you've been talking a while.

From there drop subtle hints that you think she's cute. Girls love emoji's so when you flirt make sure to have a nice emoticon right next to it.

The nice thing about talking outside of interpals is that it's more personal and if you both do long messages you can make them short and talk to each other quicker in real time

Ok lads (m/f), I decided I'm going to sign up for ip after Easter probably.

>>73629306
Do it.

>>73629306
K, KEEP ME POSTED

>>73629306
I'm a lad (f) with a feminine penis (9inch)

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY-

>>73629388
If I get 120 views daily without CHEATING how many do you think I'd get if I wanted to use interpals cheat codes.

Post the ugliest korean profile.
Want to see if it's worth.

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What's you're go-to move when they just say "hi :)"

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>>73629216
Go figure. I didn't had it that bad before IP. I just stumbled upon some Asian girls that I really liked the look of and it became worse.
Especially the one I'm eyeing. She's just perfect. I don't even know how to explain it.

>I wonder if your accent is just as good as your written text
If you really care, I can read something and record.

>>73629223
It's ok.

>>73629388
ASS

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>16 year old BR wants to show me her body
>she's pretty cute
>this would be my first interpals nudes
>tell her no, that she is too young and that she should save herself for someone she loves

>>73629324
>>73629345
>>73629376
I don't do well under pressure, I think I'm going to have to reconsider.

>>73629606
But age of consent is 14 in Brazil. Or does receiving end matters too?

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why are women so entitled?

>>73629701
It's more of a moral matter to me. I can't consider someone an adult unless they are in their 20's. Otherwise I just think they are dumb kids who are doing stuff they will regret

FUCK these error messages

>>73629757
Just say that she doesn't look interesting to talk.

>>73629768
Yeah, I prefer 20+ too.

>>73629768
>>73629895
how old are you if you consider people in 20s adult?
even some poeople in 30s are fucking children-like dumb. or perhaps i have been exposed to too many single mothers
better fuck a 15yo though

>>73629605
Do record pls
So far I am not a koreaboo. I dont like a single k-pop song. Phew.

>>73629973
I'm just 24. I just know that when i was young I did stupid things that I regretted and know that in a few years back they'd look at what they did and think the same(hopefully).

The girl was sweet and I couldn't do that to her.

>Decide to try out qtcrawler
>do a search for SA grills
>click view all
>switch tab
>come back it's on page 25 and has viewed all of europe
>instantly 30 views
help

>>73629973
I personally don't consider 20+ adults, myself included.

>>73630076
Neither am I. Will record later.

http://imgur.com/a/s5Iv6

https://streamable.com/pcypw

>>73630232
yummy tiddies

>>73630232
based alpha leaf

>>73630232
what nationality is that? i can only understand "cum for me tonight"

>>73630232
saw those on /r9k/ yesterday too

Which one do I trust, the profile page saying they're offline, or the chat page saying they're online?

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>>73630371
i posted them there too

>>73630497
It usually take a while for you to actually go offline on interpals when you sign out.

What's the best strategy to approaching Japanese qts?

>>73630889
Blonde hair, blue eyes and be able to understand broken english

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>>73630232
"Sharing nudes is like sharing your wife"
- Jawbrah

>don't be shy! message away, I don't bite!
>proceeds to ignore your message probably because you aren't a ripped chad
Hmmm yes cunts

>>73630517
So tell me what I can learn from this? I dont want my nudes to be leaked.
Who is trustable who isn't trustable.

Anyone else getting an error trying to send a message?

>>73631235
That happened last night. INFURIATING, lost the lass I was trying to talk to

>>73631231
Don't send nudes, ya sloot.

>>73631231

don't just give your nudes out?

you should trust the person.

it's unbelievable how many girls on IP will give their nudes out after a 2 minute conversation without even knowing if you're a real person

https://www.interpals.net/kimonowww
wtf ? arab wit hslav outfit.

>>73631147
Fucking this.
They all should die.
Stupid cunts.
Next time that someone has that in their profile, I'll call her a cunt, they'll message right away, even if it's an insult.

>>73631231
>being afraid people see you naked

greetings betakunt

>>73629701
Age of consent is irrelevant, if they're under 18 it's still cheese pizza

>>73630962
who is jawbrah ? that betaguy that trolls filipino girls ?

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>>73631231
Dont do it unless you can really trust him and hes not one of those thread braggers.
thats what i learned after being here for a while

Why does entering just "UK" in the keywords not work, but entering any other word and "UK" does?

>>73631277
Sending it to your boyfriend/husband isn't whorish though

>>73631376
But I thought you posted it here? The timestamp with the "/int/"? I wasn't there though so correct me if I'm wrong.
>>73631319
Time for you to post your somali benis here then
>>73631289
Ah that is true. But we dont know if the girl didn't know the leaf.

>>73631231
I'm an "american shebeast" and i've sent nudes to a guy I met on /cp/. he was pretty caring though and despite the bitter breakup he kept my nudes off the general. if you want my advice though, do as cat girl said and really avoid the braggarts on /cp/. they need something to feel good about, and getting other guys cheering them on is a high.

>>73631376
How fast did you show your fuck hole to John?

>>73631392
If you have to ask, dont.

>>73631516

fuck off slut. /cp/ is a man's club. we'll share any nudes we want.

you would be absolutely worthless to us if it wasn't for that sloppy hole between your legs

>>73631592
This is generally why I don't interact with guys on /cp/

Doubly so if they are posters with flags that are rare in the general. They are tripfags in all but name, and like the attention as well.

https://www.interpals.net/o0poo0ooq0o
kek

YOU GET A HELICOPTER RIDE

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>>73631472
The pics of my body I gave him are not around because hes not a thread bragger as I call them
so yeah

>>73631516
Thank you
that explanation is perfect

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>these attention whoring sluts itt

>>73631716

trust me your pics are out there.

I've seen your tits :)

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>>73631301
I'm with you m8.

Alright, so I know there's some lasses in this thread, could you girls pls explain to me why this happens?

>>73631787

isn't it obvious?

5/10s want a ripped chad and won't settle for anything less

>>73631787
>why this happens
Roasties are raised on a diet of Chad and will accept nothing else

>>73631231
Dont share nudes or they'll end up in my hands and into the threads

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>>73631539
>>73631768
Stop that.

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>>73631516
I may not have posted them but I still look at them a lot.

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>This user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them.

Looks like Singapore can't handle the bants

>>73632053
To be fair, those bants were pretty bad. You can do better

>>73631657
Good. Fuck off, we've got enough attention whores on here as it is.

>>73632112
I'm sorry I let you down Switzerland

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>when she messages you just to say she can't answer sufficiently until she's had some sleep

>>73632131
But if there are no attention whores how will you get your precious nudes anon?!

>>73632041
likewise ;)

>>73631787
It's the common dating trend. All women want the top 10% of males, whereas men aren't as delusional and are content with the top 50%. The fact that there's way more men than women on Interpals makes it even worse.

>>73632196
>muh nudes
Those losers can fuck off too. Porn is everywhere.

>>73632245
But I've talked to plenty of qts on interpals. I'm just fascinated about why all the ones that have some tripe like "don't be shy messaging me :)" in their profiles are always the ones who fucking ignore me

>>73632307
Why are you here then? Why do you use IP?
For language exchange? :3

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>>73632307
I am not sure about the others, and you're right that porn is everywhere.

But for me, getting nudes personally is a great feeling because -I'M- getting them personally. It's also why I will never share what I get. Fucking commies want my hard earned work.

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>>73631787
>>73632346
lmao just bee more handsome

>>73632401
>implying they don't send the same saved nude to everyone on IP

>>73632448
M8 you just have to find the submissive ones who get off on being told to take pictures.

>tfw aidsy chan doesn't share my nudes in this thread

feels good lads

>>73632448
This is also true, which is why I love making them write on themselves before sending me pictures.

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>>73632484
>submissive
Why even fucking bother?

>>73632494
fuck off slut

this is a boys thread

>>73632368
Because where else am i gonna get the opportunity to start a relationship with women the other side of the world?

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>>73632494
Hey Serb

>>73632650
I thought Serb was a guy?

>>73631391
minimum 3 char limit I guess

>>73632579
Sorry m8, do you wanna pretend femdom is more patrician and not that you just have no idea what you should be doing?

>when they give you absolutely nothing to work with

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>tfw wanna go online but can't because someone will get mad at me for not adding them on whatsapp

>>73632755
>he describes fetishes as patrician

We've gone too far

>>73632755
I just don't want a degenerate who gets off on sending pictures to strange men online. Is that too much to ask?

>>73632822
For every problem there's a Final Solution.

>>73632723

Hi

And yes, I am a guy.

Well I mean I'm pretty sure, but in this day and age one never knows apparently

>>73632983
Does Serb anon want to be my submissive gf(male)

>tfw gay and get as much weenies as I want without any of the problems you guys face

>>73632940
M8 being a degenerate is pretty great, you should honestly try it.

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>>73632983
You remember that cheesecake I bought?
My dad ate the rest of it

>>73633058
that's cus gays are all desperate

>>73633194
yeah it's like being a female and getting messages from you guys

>>73633233
Let's make interpals have 1000 male users and 5000 female users instead, and then see how you enjoy it.

>>73633023

That's 10$ extra ;)


>>73633146

Hey at least you got to eat some of it. I bought a nice chocolate with oranges, but didn't even taste it :(
Couldn't eat it yesterday, but family ate it today before I woke up.

Fuck them

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>>73633382
Wow that sucks
Whats a chocolate with oranges?

>>73633365
touche. Though it's not as if I don't have my own problems, I truly do wish the more interesting guys profiles I visit were homosexual when I know they are not.

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>>73633494

Like a normal dark chocolate except with small pieces of orange in it.

Tastes wonderful

Expensive though, 2$ ;-;

Any PG rated good feels anyone wants to share? Did your hopeful qt respond to your message today?

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>>73633899
Do you have a discord?

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>>73633922
I feel so empty inside when I try to be nice to people who I have no interest in talk to, yet idon't want to be a jerk and just ignore their messages even though they probably do the same to other people

>>73634030
>hey, avoid the braggarts in the general
>they aren't good people

>hey serb anon, you posted pictures of myself being lewd even though they weren't from you
>you brag about knowing information on other people
>do you want to talk to me???

Are you girls normally this full of shit, or do you just try to block out how much of a hypocrite you are.

why isn't this place called /interpals/ anymore?

>>73634141
kek, I was thinking the same thing. Things like this don't make me feel like shit when I emotionally manipulate girls on Interpals for nudes.

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>>73634141
>adding him to have small talk means im going to give him nudes

wew

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>tell my qt that I don't reply to other women unless it's for language exchange
>she makes a new account to try and shit test me
>I realize the account was made 2 minutes after I told her this
>don't respond to it
>she is now taking lewd pictures of herself for me
>I'm messaging other girls as she does it

no I wont share

>>73634030

Meh I do, but I rarely use it, it's iamlanski#3372 I think

>>73634141

>hey serb anon, you posted pictures of myself being lewd even though they weren't from you

I didn't I don't even have interpals.

>>73634480
kek
women are so dumb

>>73634417
I am going to enjoy your butthole when it is posted.

Come on guys be nice to catgirl

Do you guys go lewd immediately? I feel like its taking ages to go lewd but then im talking to a muslim with burka and everything. I make one "hurrr send nudes btw" and now blocked

>>73634623
how big are your egyptian titties

Come on guys be nice to the egyptian girl

is this a new pasta ?
Should I say now

Come on guys be nice to the dutch girl

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>>73634488
hm.. do you brag about knowing information on other people like they say?

>>73634546
go away

>error when sending message
FUCK YOU INTERSHIT

>>73634629
Your problem was talking to a muslim in a burka

You may as well go outside and try to piss your house away.

>>73634825
KICK REASON TO THE CURB AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

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STOP TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE IN THE THREAD AND TALK ABOUT INTERPALS YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHITS

>>73634816
Yeah I was talking to a qt Vietnamese girl and now this just happened

>>73634877
shut up mac

does anyone else have a photo comment notification that won't go away?
I tried to submit a bug report but the feedback form is broken too lmao

>>73634976
>submitting a bug report
For what reason

>>73634976
because it's fucking annoying and these worthless """""devs"""" need to get off their asses

>>73634812

totally. for example, whenever someone is suspicious their QT is a fake, I claim it's me.

>>73635044
They literally have no one. They had some idiot a year ago who made everything WORSE and now hes gone too.

Messaging someone who's been offline for several months but have been members for many years: Yay or nay?

I know the general rule is a month and they're gone but still :/

>>73635143
a girl came back after two years of being gone and i continued the conversation like nothing happened. cheeky stuff

I've noticed that fags visit my profile in batches, which kinda makes me suspect they have a group chat somewhere where they exchange profile links looking for hot boipucc

>>73635300

4chan for gays.

So 2ch ?

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>>73634623
Do you trust the Serb?

>girls don't respond to my messages when I'm trying to be nice
>start insulting them and they respond immediately

>>73635385
I insulted my way into a girls heart. Got her whatsapp recently.

>>73635044
You'd have about as much luck sending it to a random Turk. As far as i can see the only active staff member is some 60 year old Aussie.

>ask a br girl what it would take to see some bunda
>she says to go look into the mirror
>tell her that I got tired of looking at that ass a long time ago
>now we are normally talking with a chunk of flirting on the side

I did it as a joke in the last thread.. if you're browsing this thread anon it worked

>>73635300
This has happened to me as well, mostly gay BR's and some gay Japs as well.

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Anyone else hooked up with a qt here?

I fugged a student from IP

wtf now i cant talk to anyone. what the FUCK are they doing. This dumb bitch just blocked because she thougt i blocked HER. FUCKING INTERPALS PIECE OF SHIT I SWEAR I WILL FIND THE RUSSIAN MILLIONAIRE FAG WHO OWNS FHAT SITE AND SHIT ON HIS FACE

>>73635905
I ended up visiting poland for a few weeks, shagged a girl I was talking to on IP like twice a day.

She ended up saying she was preggo when I got back home, but that she'd take care of it. I had a feeling of dread for a good whole second.

>>73636199
How does it feel knowing youre a dad to a fatherless child?

>>73636243
NOT TAKE CARE OF IT AS IN RAISING IT ANON. I COULDN'T DEAL WITH THE GUILT.

>>73636243
I think he means she got it aborted.

>>73636304
She probably told you that to spare you the guilt. Happens all the time in Eastern Europe.

I wonder what fucking a crazy cat happa would be like.

>>73636355
Shut up. I want to be a daddy some day and I don't want to believe that I'm making a woman raise MY son or daughter alone. :(

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>>73635380
Serbanon is a sweet heart desu

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>>73636425
I'll claw you

>>73636481
I see
Thank you

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>>73636355
>>73636454
lol abortion is illegal in Poland

You're a father, anon

>>73636481
>>73636621
Can confirm. Had a good chat with him here.

>>73636674
We talked afterwards and a about a week later she said it was taken care of. Probably an illegal abortion. I actually feel kind of bad though, because I didn't know until you told me that it was illegal and she kept that part from me.

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Is catgirl a qtie?

>>73636938
She could've gone to a neighboring country

>>73636938
well do you have proof?

>>73637129
This, Poles come here to have abortions all the time.

>>73637129
>>73637274

I thought Germany would be the Poles main destination for that.

Germans always liked that.

>>73636938
Hey, anon, i have an aborted bridge in florida to sell you

>>73637257
No, we stopped talking after she said she met a nice man. It was shame because she was a pretty cool person despite being so easy to go raw in.

are the scripts broken?

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>>73637452
You disgust me desu.

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>>73637452
when she said she "took care of it", she meant she found some beta bucks.

Well done lad, you cucked some poor polak

>>73637452
i'm more disappointed in the guy who got stuck with a slut wife and someone else's kid.

>>73637528
If she actually had the kid I'd be disgusting in myself as well.

>>73637632
I would not like this outcome either

What does the dutch girl here look like?

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I've been trying to send a message to a qt, but I keep getting "Error when sending messge. Try again". The messaging seems to work fine for everybody else though.

Anybody else get that as well?

>>73637890

Yup, figured it was my connection at first but it's more than likely a bug on the site.

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>>73636481
>>73636621
You two what is your favorite sex position?

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British lad

Look who randomly just messaged me

>>73638302
lets see some tiddies anon!

>>73638574
>mini-flyweight title

lmao

>>73638574
>5 ft 2 inches

>>73638025
Good to know. Thanks m8

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>>73638641
>>73638650
I meant to post it on /sp/

>>73637812
Dutch girls still exist? I thought we're all now arab?
>>73638212
Your mom :~DDD
>>73638302
I missed this story care to tell it? Good luck either way

>make interpals account
>I get 20 views on my first day, hear about people getting like 60-70
>just think I'm ugly
>change my profile pic a week in
>150 views daily

o-ok..

>>73638353

If that happens, maybe. I'm not going to ask her for them. If she sends them, that's on her.

>>73638779

Some random German dude messaged me and asked if I wanted to join a WhatsApp group. I said yes and messaged him on WhatsApp. He added me to the group. A bunch of people were posting about some Venezualan girl in the group. I made a few jokes and then left the group because it was pretty beta. After I left the group, Britbro (who was also in group) told me apparently that girl was sad I left the group. She got my number from the German dude and started messaging me. I don't know why. I don't even like Hispanic girls

>>73638902
>constantly change profile pics
>get 1 a day if I'm lucky, maybe 10 or 15 if I run the bot
trust me lad, it could be a lot worse

>>73638902
There more conversations, updates and photo comments you get the more likely you will appear on the front pages

Is this the perfect girl for that black guy with half face?
https://www.interpals.net/seonyikang

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nice

>>73639006
but I have all of those blocked...

>video calling my qt
>she's eating chocolate
>chews with her mouth open

Gross

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https://www.interpals.net/CrownMK

>>73639340
tell her to close her mouth before you shove something in it.

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>>73639336
Why would you block conversations and photo comments

What are some good first messages? I've tried the "Pick something from her profile and comment on it" routine and it just doesn't feel like it's working.

>>73639340
Break up.

>>73639373
>I work as a makeup artist and stylist since 7 years back

Christ, she must have worked as a clown 7 years go if that is her today.

>>73639414
I'm a bit autistic and I think they are cringey. Could I just get by with allowing conversations but not wanting people to comment on my pictures?

>>73638958
Sorry hung bro. I didn't mean to humble brag. Maybe post your profile and others will give some critique?

>>73639506
Photo comments are good, it makes you look popular and wanted, girls love popular guys

>>73639383
Too lewd

>>73639429
Considering it

Psycho for anyone who wants

https://www.interpals.net/inspiredbyme

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>>73639667
WHY ARE WOMEN SO CONFUSING I DONT WANT PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME IN MY PICTURES.

>>73639716
>17

u go 2 jail now

>qt says she doubts she will ever have a bf
>I tell her she's fun, nice and a qt, so there must be a lot of guys who would want to be her bf
D-did I fuck up?

>>73639963
Yes, because she is obviously hinting that she likes you and is pretty much asking for you to say that you want to cum in bum bum

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>>73639628
Nah it's fine I didn't mean it to sound bitter, just wish I was good looking like all you handsome anons
From what I've seen of other's profiles mine is fairly normal, but if anyone wants to tell me what I'm doing wrong I'd greatly appreciate it, /ninosmr

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>>73639963

>>73640082
Move all those photos of nature to a separate album.

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>>73639854
Comments saying you're handsome etc should boost your confidence m8

>>73640016
Oh damn, I had a feeling that might be the case but I pussed out, thinking she only wanted me to cheer her up.

>>73640164
I know that feeling too well. Why does it have to be so hard to talk with qts.

>>73637890
I'm having that now.

>>73640248
Noted, thanks. Is there a way to do it within the website or do I just re-upload them?

>>73630497
The chat page is the one which`s always updated.

>>73640082
I would use your other picture as your profile image. i'd also sit yourself in front of a camera testing different angles. You aren't unattractive, I'm not sure why you're not getting more views.

>>73640281
but my pictures are very uninteresting. I'm just sitting in my room with 2 selfies. Getting complimented on those is very weird.

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>>73636999
this is me

>>73638212
what they said >>73638779

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>>73640803
DUDE JUST CHAT WITH THE GIRLS WHO COMMENTED THAT AND DEPLOY!!111

>>73640082
In all honesty, it might just be because you are in Hungary.

Brit lad

Ardiana is trying hard. I don't even know why

>>73638779
Why did you delete your profile?

How to selfie anons? All I have is 1 photo of me that is 2 years old and B&W.

>>73639854
WHY DOES THE AUTISTIC GET TO BE ATTRACTIVE WHEN I'M FAT AND UGLY

>>73641025
Damn, should I set my loc to America?
>>73640714
I had that for a while actually, just figured it was time to change, but I'll try take some new ones, thanks

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>>73640803
post account

>>73641149
whoops was shitposting on /o/, forgot to take off name

>>73641114

Take a picture of yourself outside with something interesting in the background on a well lit day

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>>73641114
like pic related

>>73641004
I get messages, i reply to those. I still think that people commenting on my pictures is weird. even if girls need to be told that there is competition to be interested.

>>73641184
no

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>>73641221
>outside with something interesting in the background on a well lit day
It's till winter hear.

Anyway, I don't like to attract attention on public but I guess I'll have to.
Outdoor lighting is too important. Inside photos all look shit.

>>73641149
I would switch your location to America for sure, I am betting if you set it to your home state which you'll get a lot more traffic.

Is this a good message to send to an armenian girl

"The Armenian what?"

>>73641511
Yes

>>73640082
Try to add a smiling picture as your main one, it really boosts your views.

Stupid fucking site.
I want to send a message. But this doesn't let me do it.

>>73641562
It is because you're Portuguese

>>73641426
shoots, thanks lad
>>73641548
I'll try that, one of my front teeth is chipped from a while back so I usually avoid smiling, but worth a shot

>>73641418

It helped me. But yeah, I do feel stupid as shit taking a selfie in public

>>73641418

Isn't it always ?

Where you at senpai ?

Thinking of making an interpals account. Any tips? got decent pics and im not bad looking just always been bad at texting and messaging people online

>>73642453
just bee yourself

>>73642453

talk to people more like they're an old friend and you're at a bar opposed to just meeting someone on the street for the first time

the former gets you more responses

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k

>>73642453
You'll do great.
Girls like English flags.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73642643

>managing to fuck up javascript

That takes skill lads

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Found an actual autist

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST SEND THAT FUCKING MESSAGE SO THAT I CAN GO TO BED

>>73642453
>search
>female only
>your desired age range
>keywords: British
Enjoy lad

>>73642993
John...

>>73643017
Yes my name is John but I'm not your John

>>73641047
But I didn't. (My real one) :^)
I just deleted my fakes except one because I got too deep in my autism. I could recover it within a few days.

>>73642993
>>73642599
Only issue is I dont look British since im mixed race nor have the typically accent since im from the north. Not sure the entire British angle would work
>>73642576
>>73642493
Thanks for the tips lads

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>>73643141
SO I DONT HAVE THE RIGHT ONE?

>>73643310
Who are you? Pilotbro? If so yes you do

>>73643356

No I'm pilotbro, but why would you say this?>>73643141 now people are going to whine over not having your real profile

As the other anon said, women like competition. They like knowing the guy they are talking to are wanted by other woman. Though they do NOT like it if the guy gives them any time of day. A guy with a lot of attractive women wanting him will either make the girl feel really good about herself or incredibly insecure.

>>73643356
No I'm not. I don't care either way I just wanted a reason to post an angry pepe.

>>73643240

>From the north
Where you from my lad?

>>73643240
>mixed race
Hmmm

>from the north
Ok I'll let you off then

>>73643412
meant for >>73639854

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>>73643039

>>73643240
Just don't look like a full on paki/wog and it's fine, they don't want genetically British men you dafty, they want men who are from Britain.

Most jf's can't tell the difference between British accents lad. Can you tell the difference between Hong Kong Chinkese and Beijing Chinkese? If you're talking to other English speaking jf's, just downplay whatever accent you have, if you're Manc don't CHICKCHEN AND BACHAN.

Other than that, just pretend you're a stereotypical posh Londoner.

>>73643240
>Only issue is I dont look British
This is not an issue, believe me.

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>>73643471
From a town called West Kirby in Merseyside. Near to Liverpool. Had to move to Liverpool recently though which is a pisser

>>73643551
nice one brit friend.

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>>73643586
That looks like a comfy town

>>73643240
>mixed race
Fuck off we're full

>>73643405
Don't worry you have my real profile...

>>73642769
same is happening to me

>>73643412
That is still weird. When I see a girl with so many comments on her picture that I have to scroll down I just exit the page and don't bother.

>>73643702
Same to me. Have been trying to message a korean for 2 hours and nothing...

>>73642769
UGH I HAVE THIS NOW
now im scared he thinks im ignoring him

>>73643586

>Liverpool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmANoRRcKn8

>>73643879

Everybody is having these issues, not only you, relax

>>73643819
I've been following the conversation, but this is the only thing that I really agree with you on.

Is it autistic behavior to avoid talking with women that have a ton of men on the sides of their profiles? I always think to myself that it's too much trouble.

>>73643917
You a fan from Serbia or just a Scouser abroad?

>>73643652

I know lol. I'm just saying, if you don't want people to know about it. Don't mention it

>>73643992

Meh, neither really

I just watched The 51st state/Formula 51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hvZQHt9_K0

>>73643586

I've been to Liverpool before, alright place but some of the areas are a bit grim.

New thread in 3 posts. DO NOT ask me to make it. I am in the middle of making some pasta.

>>73644178

no

>>73644178
pls make it

>>73639716

>sending her some random bullshit that I am just making up on the spot
>she's responding as if she understands it

I don't kno wwhat is going on anymore

>>73643586
no shit, I live here.

only came on here to look on /k/ to see if those north korean missiles on the news were fake.

west kirby is lovely.

>>73644332
>>73644337
ok

>>73644420

Meh, there you go

new thread

>>73644441

>>73644441

>>73644441

>>73644437
>>73644476

Eh, sorry lad

>>73644507
I should be the one sorry, I gave you the impression i wouldn't make it. Sorry friend.

>>73644543
It's fine lad

>>73644437
do not use this link
i cannot delete it
goddammit