/cum/

No canadians allowed

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>>73568029
>his video got taken down again

Korea, simply put, is irrelevant

>>73568063
Tell me about him
I just discovered him today
https://youtu.be/ikgHjXwgsz8

>>73568044
>/um/

um....

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check and mate

https://www.nhl.com/stanley-cup-playoffs
So this is the power of Canada.... whoa

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Nuke yourself bitch it will be faster like that

I WILL report racist, homophobic, transphobic, loqwquality, anti-anthropomorphic, low IQ, anti-disability, autism shaming, and misogynistic posts.

Shit I can't even post. I'm still conflicted.

I like black people and hate niggers.

I hate southerners and hate... southern niggers.

I don't even know what I'm talking about.

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>>73568029
>>73568104

>>73568127
Olympics and World are the only teams that matter. Half of teams are from other countries anyway.

>>73568146
Wall
We /cu|m/ now

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>>73568146

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I've noticed that North West posters are consistently the worst posters in /cum/

>>73568161
thats because you invented yourself an imaginary world where there are niggers and black people but in reality they are all niggers only some of them want to integrate

>>73568127
DELET THIS

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*steps into the immediate direction that you were moving*

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>>73568201
Why are American gals so ugly?

>>73568161
Makes sense.

You hate shitty people and like decent people.

Welcome to normiehood

>>73568187
It's true. i don't have reddit flags b/c i don't want to contribute to the stereotype

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Despite its voluminous showing of 6 (six) teams Canada STILL hasn't won a SINGLE game in the NHL playoffs.

What the fuck? Are you even trying? I thought this was your passion? Your sport? Your past time?

Are you just going to sit back there and be dominated by big strong Americans?

>>73568187
this

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>>73568127
Remind me how many stanley cups you have fucking bitch

Remind me how many players you have in the hall of fame per ratio of players produced

Remind me who is the best at hockey of all time

>>73568158
Fuck of yu autistic nigger loving kike faget ritard slut
Go cut off yur peenus and fuk the hole to sum furry porn yu g-d dam digenerit

>>73568230
Some weak b8

Try again buddy

>>73568249
me

>>73568249
0 - 5
|
5

*tries again*

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Ah yes, American hockey players

>>73568123
Eww, you have shit splattered all over your face.

*successfully baits you*

>>73568192
I know why I hate southerners.

Its because they imported niggers and infested the rest of this country with them.

They're nigger loving niggers.

I feel for my black friends having to deal with that warped psychosis.

>>73568230
Lmao fucking dumbass our "Canadian" teams are actually like 50% american 25% european and 25% canadian

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>>73568220
truly need a quebecois gf

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draft dodgers welcome

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>>73568274
Wouldn't that mean you are completely covered in shit?

>>73568267
>Swedish player on a Canadian team being a douche
>American hockey players

>>73568283
So which is it? Are Canadians BEST EVER at Hockey or are half of their teams being carried by God's favorite people (Americans)?

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>This leaf getting triggered over hockey

>>73568283
>your teams have been invaded by big strong Americans

>>73568294
That's Kessler, one of the biggest goons in the league and is USA's star player

inb4 you say you trolled me for providing helpful clarification

lmao he fell for it what a retard

Pitching my Pokemon Baseball idea to Nintendo tomorrow.

Wish me luck

>>73568288
Learn French we could use the help of any brave men

*hexes you*

ban mexicans pls

>>73568297
Like I said National teams are where its at.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_IIHF_World_Championship_medalists

Canada only below Russia because its combined with USSR.

USA below Sweden

>Just

>>73568029
is that a korean confederate?

>>73568304
Still don't get your point bud. Kessler dindu nuffin.

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>>73568343
See >>73568104

Florida is too good of a state to deserve a hockey team. The yank diaspora already have their own teams, and the native population will never see ice as anything more than a decoration for brewed drinks

>>73568343
He's irish

This thread needs a little more "Fuck Drumpf".

>>73568297
We are superior to you, but it's not in the skates, it's in the mental.

I'm not talking about Anglo canadians, they are bitches like you.

The only thing you're carrying is more population and more money, fuck yourself

>>73568340
You are the only one left bud.

>>73568224
All that racist "my genome is best" shit really has to stop. Doesn't it?

FUCK DRUMBDTPF

>>73568365
Vegas has a hockey team now. Thing is I doubt Florida has the fan base to support a hockey team. Old people don't even watch hockey

>>73568397
okay then give back the americans and we'll see if you start winning games

I honestly hope isis and nk nuke america

Serves you right for voting for a clown

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les habitants?

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>>73568416
>I doubt Florida has the fan base to support a hockey team.

>>73568390
What the hell kind of military tactics are those?
>Let's just stand a yard apart firing at each other until someone surrenders
Wtf

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>>73568415
?

>>73568421
Move the habs to Quebec city, dump all the players that aren't french and you will never see a stanley cup again boy

>>73568398
i think there are like 3 other mexican posters besides me

>>73568397
>but it's not in the skates, it's in the mental.

I laud you for taking up English as your second language, but you really have a bit more studying to do.

D is for Drumpf that's good enough for me, yeah
D is for Drumpf that's good enough for me
D is for Drumpf that's good enough for me
Oh Drumpfy Drumpfy Drumpfy starts with D
Drumpfy Drumpfy Drumpfy starts with D, oh boy
Drumpfy Drumpfy Drumpfy starts with D

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>>73568029
Where will the future bullet sponges in the military come from?

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>>73568416

>I doubt Florida has the fan base to support a hockey team.

Did you know Arizona State has a D1 hockey team?
Kind of funny to have a hockey team from the desert dontcha think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akz2efTdJ-E

>>73568431
>>73568459
???

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Should I join the navy after college?

>>73568397
You frogs are delusional as hell.

>>73568460
Flagstaff is forest and snow

>>73568435
are you really this stupid? it's a painting, not an accurate depiction of reality.

although colonial warfare was actually pretty dumb

>>73568467

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Panthers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampa_Bay_Lightning

>>73568416
My friend goes sometimes and the stadium is usually full. With all the tourists that come a home team likely isn't even necessary if another is playing (or people just buy tickets for somewhere new to get drunk)

>>73568454
i would end myself if i had to walk on the streets looking like that desu

or probably become a shut in and never go outside living off the well deserved money provided by the government and play vidyas all day all night nonstop crying and hating my existence

>>73568477
Maybe they weren't a yard apart, but aside from that the picture is more or less accurate

>>73568472
That would be a pretty reasonable career choice. Yeah go for it.

>>73568478
>>73568482
Fuck

I am a dumb fuck. Funny thing is my favorite player player for them Jaromir Jagr. Completly forgot.

As for Tampa bay, they're irrelivent. No fault there

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>>73568459
Why do some teams don't have a city like Florida and Arizona ??

>>73568474
see
>>73568249

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going for a bit more of the cannabis for beddie

>>73568454
She's not smiling because her trophy husband got fucked up but she doesn't want everyone to know how shallow she is by leaving him over it
Now they'll just call her brave instead

before

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>>73568448
Not anymore, we go whole threads without a single mexican post now.

>>73568512
Don't smoke pot, it turns you into a beta.

>>73568494
Hence why I said colonial warfare was dumb

>>73568498
Thanks
I'm trying to put off le office job and 40hr weeks as long as possible

>>73568512
Give me some you little shit

fuck yall want

>>73568522
I prefer Mexicans than Canadians and Americans.
If America was only French/Spanish the world would be a much better place

>>73568522
that's actually really sad

miss the good ol' cum days

>>73568511
>Why do some teams don't have a city like Florida and Arizona ??

Well technically it is the Phoenix Coyotes so they do have a city in their name.

But I understand what you mean. Like Minnesota Wild or Florida Panthers or New Jersey Devils. I honestly think it is partially because their stadiums might be in irrelevant suburbs of larger cities and partially just a branding thing.

>>73568507
>As for Tampa bay, they're irrelivent.
Nigger they were in the Stanley cup FINAL 2 years ago and did pretty damn well last year.

>>73568483
He could have a kid just so it would look like him before he got messed up and it could be his favorite. He'd also have the best halloween costumes

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me n the gf

>>73568544
:3

rip larry david

>>73568544
Anglo colonial cunts
>Aus, NZ, USA, Canada
French colonial cunts
>Algeria, French Guiana, Haiti
Spanish colonial cunts
>Mexico, Honduras, Colombia, Equatorial Guinea

Making me think...

>>73568547
I don't miss the Jalisco tranny at all but there were a lot of excellent Mexican posters that disappeared.

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>>73568577
lmao what a fucking loser he cant even get off his computer to have sex with his girlfriend

>>73568578
We will take care of the Canadians you take care of the Americans
God speed amigo I meet you in paradise

I'm going to watch porn now.

Yall behave...

We do have guns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYJRw4R4-Q

>>73568577
Me in screenshot

>>73568586
I wish

/cum/ withered after BajaChan died

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>>73568615
maybe you can be bajachan for the night

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What else should I add to my list

>>73568615
>/cum/ withered after BajaChan died
What happened to "her" "him" Whatever

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>>73568615

Let Me Be With You

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>>73568593

>>73568620
Nothing, just go back to >>>/r/eddit

>>73568593
i like you quebec

>>73568587
I love how you put NZ in there to make it sound like you have a lot because in reality NZ aint shit

Spanish colonys have a lot more territory than you in America

And French well ... what can I say... fail ?
Too busy chasing arab butts to save their only important colony haha

>>73568620
fuck off you racist /pol/ drumpf nazi big black gook SJW

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>fuck off you racist /pol/ drumpf nazi big black gook SJW

>>73568596
Sluta kollar på porr

>>73568645
why do you lump americans in with anglo canadians? anglo canadians are royalists

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>>73568104
Not much to tell. He's a weenie.

>>73568620
the t in socialist

>>73568638
I've been on here for a decade buddy boy
I'm trying to filter out the_donald redditards

Quebec is full of gay manlets who eat frogs and suck each others weiners for sustenance. They're also too incompetent to sustain themselves.

>>73568615
Should I become a tripfag to fill the void, instead?

>>73568620
you can just have most of those words together in a single filter separated by | you imbecilic nigger

>>73568672
what possesses a woman to do this

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Good night. Kill me Pete.

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>>73568640
I want to learn spanish, I want to get away from here. I am not able to handle this feminism and immigrants. Please take me home mexico I just want to eat burritos and fiesta

Alright, this is gonna be my last post here. For real, this time/ If you want to keep in further contact you can reach me on Reddit. Username is KendrickLamarfan624.

>>73568672
>soda in the shitter

>>73568249
Oh, shit, the Rocket!

More like ¿porque?bec

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>>73568702
why would you post that piece of subhuman trash

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>>73568645
>have a lot more territory than you
>Canada = 9,984,671 km2 (3,855,103 sq mi)
>USA = 9,833,520 km2 (3,796,742 sq mi)
>South America (where the biggest country isn't even Spanish) = 17,840,000 km2 (6,890,000 sq mi)

Ahh yes, the famous Quebecois math.

>>73568249
>Remind me who is the best at hockey of all time

That's not Gretzky though. It's not even Lemieux.

what if im bajachan and you just think i left hehe

>>73568687
>what possesses a prostitute to have sexual intercourse with a stranger

Zoinks, Scoobs. Looks like we've got ourselves another spooky mystery.

>prostitute
huh

>>73568726
I think his English is just shitty due to his inferior peasant education in Quebec. I am assuming he meant Canada is the greatest at hockey of all time. I doubt anyone would argue the greatness of the great one.

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>>73568731

Okay, sorry about this but KendrickLamarfan624 was taken over at reddit.

Hit me up at KendrickLamarfan625 and we'll continue our serious dialogues. Or just shitpost directly haha.

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me and the gf

>>73568766
damn Messi is looking worse for the wear

>>73568718
Haha I don't know who that is ???
because mexican women are beautiful, thats just the first result that came up on google images

>>73568766
hey you look like me but with less hair

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Why aren't you a centrist yet?
It's really, really cozy here.

How many languages do you speak, /cum/?

I only speak English and a bit of French, but I'm currently learning Croatian and relearning my French. I want to learn Russian and Hindi or Sikh next.

why did I waste the entire afternoon playing dark souls

Forget the porn I don't need sleep

>>73568687
They need dat big korean dong

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>>73568786
>learn Sikh

I have two months off after April, where should I travel?

I've already done Europe.

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>>73568780
that's an indigenous woman. most girls i know look like this

>>73568624

That was awful timing

>>73568786
German, english and french, I'll learn italian this year.

>>73568813
Punjabi, I meant.

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>>73568731

>>73568787
It's only wasted if you didnt enjoy yourself :')

>>73568831
pretty nice yard for white trash
where the fuck is this

>>73568783
with the jews?

>>73568740
>>73568726

Gretzky was a faggot he played in the time of sissies on ice

Richard was a real man that never gives up.

Comparing them is like apples and oranges.

And no, I don't mean Canada, I said Quebec and thats what I mean because Anglos don't have the mental

>>73568786
>Russian
don't waste your time. irrelevant language only spoken by subhuman degenerate scum. it could be useful only because it helps you to seduce russian sluts easier. but many of them speak english good enough to understand what you really want from them. and yes russian women do love foreigners.

>>73568820
Hnnnngggg....

>>73568847
>jews
>not champagne socialist right-libertarians masquerading as left-libertarians

>>73568786
English and little kid tier Dutch

>>73568879
Hands off you dirty Paki this women is only for real men

>>73568820
calling bullshit, when i went to latin america all the girls were 4'11 and brown

>>73568874

>russian women do love foreigners

for our money/greencard

I have that thing where you sit for too long and the skin directly above your buttcrack opens up and starts bleeding

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>>73568522
Please don't tell me everyone else moved to /lat/

>>73568896
... That shouldn't happen

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>dixiecucks
Not on my watch!

>>73568783
which track is this

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>>73568896
uh, that's not thing

>>73568888
>implying she isn't
t. moor

>>73568547
bring joto back

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>>73568896
Bloody sharts?

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my headphones are cutting in and out or jsut dying out entirely

Northern California will separate from Southern California. I will make sure of it.

>>73568820
WTF Drumpf wants to keep THAT out of the country? What a fucking gay desu.

>>73568816
Nippon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz1y2k4jDQw

>>73568928
what shitty memephones did you fall for?

>>73568928
I always buy three pairs of cheap ear phones for back up.

>>73568891
no. 98% of russian "'men"' are ugly boring losers nit to mention poor. so an average foreigner looks like a god compared to russians. foreigners are much more handsome, sociable and interesting to talk to. russian "'men"' are trash.

>>73568954

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003JOETX8/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

theyre working now though

>>73568965
>it's this faggot again
Are you also pedojew?

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>>73568965

>foreigners are much more handsome, sociable and interesting to talk to.

haha, yah

all of us

Has Utah posted here in awhile?

>>73568990
No

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She had so much to overcome.

https://youtu.be/PvWLbK_mNw0

>1910: When Britain is at war, Canada is at war. There is no distinction

>2017: DUDE WEED and also there's no such thing as Canadian identity

>>73569003
damn so true really makes me think

>>73569003
Wasn't the MSM in her favor though...?

>>73569003
wew

>>73569023

el communistANO

>>73569003
That text can't be real

>>73569024
DON'T TWIST FACTS YOU DECEIVER

>>73569003
She'll make it next time. I'm sure.

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lmao, a bunch of hicks beat shitcago

>>73569061
Everyone who plays hockey is a hick.

>>73568805
>tfw you get 5150 and the first and last time you try to jack off, the nurse comes in acting like you just tried to kill yourself.

Nice long difficult captcha.

>>73569070

commie, leaf, or finn*

>>73569070
>hockey players refused to clack my ass once

writing lyrics is harder than writing music

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>>73569084

just sample another song and whine about your dad, lmao

>>73569084
in a way, but bad lyrics are far more permissible than bad music

>>73569121
appearance yes, but your accent won't cut it

>>73569121
No, everyone will look at that and think "terrorist"

>>73569121
yes

>>73569084
every time I try to, it ends up being cringy, but maybe that's just me. I haven't really tried to write real lyrics, I tend to rhyme some shit and mock my friends with these "poems".

>>73569121
no, you look like a hadji and can't español

drunk desu

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imagine being middle eastern and not being able to grow a beard
the only good thing your race has going for it and youre cucked out
fuck

>>73569189
what you drinkin bud

>>73569199
It's like being a dumb slant or a beta nigger

>>73569207
Jim Beam whiskey.

*checks email from old college located in a major city and sees endless Crime Alerts*

howling

>>73569254
>that time my University had crime alerts for an Asian foot fetishist
I know footkraut came to Canada for at least one semester

the majority of the crime alerts feature and hand gun being drawn.

amazing

>>73568896
Change your underwear you slob. And a shower.

HOL UP BITCH, SIT DOWN

BE HUMBLE

>>73569286
>and

*a

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>>73569121
Try a combover fade and some fake earrings

>>73569231
noice

i will pass this cadbury creme egg through my digestive system......and not a one of you can prevent it from passing %100

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>>73569297

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>>73569096
>>73569109
>>73569122
>>73569129
>>73569138
>>73569144
>>73569150
>>73569155
>>73569163
>>73569172
>>73569180
>>73569201
>>73569233

>>73569360
wot on earth

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQGm3NSHioE

>>73569384
>Kendrcik Lamar

why can't people stop trying to get me to listen to this

tfw no white gf

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How do we bring Mexicans back to /cum/?

>>73569411

Im not even a big rap fan

he's got some good bangers

What happens if a guy accidentally takes a postday pill??
Should he go to the hospital or try to puke??
This is urgent lands pls respond

>>73569419

go to /lat/ and tell them /cum/ says Pulisic > Chincharito

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>>73569419
You don't...

>>73569384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WKWZ9y-dvU

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>Arca

I'm afraid of Trump.

>>73569436

why would you even...

>>73569420
Kinda into Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe but that's pleb as fuck so maybe I just suck at current rap.

I also like Young Thug for a few tracks before his stuff becomes monotonous.

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>>73569495
You should be Mehmet/Achmed

Does anyone know the Kendrick song with also the ghost notes on the snare?

>>73569436
tomorrow morning you shit the baby out, you'll be fine

>>73569436
Call the doctor and ask him what to do.
Maybe it's not that bad, otherwise he'll give you advice on how to behave.

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>>73569510
Yes time to go in full jihad mode right now.

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>>73569493
he has a cute butt

>>73569543
do you want to clack it?

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>make a porn OP on /int/
>stays up for at least 20 minutes
>make a raceb8ing OP in /int/
>stays up for at least 30 minutes
>make a Trump thread and it's gone almost immediately

>>73569550
FUCK DRUMPF

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>>73568029
>>73568104

Watching Bob's Burgers. How does one man make so many burgers?

bout to eat some leftover spaghetti. what should I put on it

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>>73569556

>>73569548
I would lick the poo crumbs out of it.

Does that count?

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>>73569570
He's American
>>73569572
Burger meat

>>73569572
Cheese or tomato ketchup.

oregon was a mistake

>>73569592
>double sided flag
>stole our beaver
He's not wrong

>>73569588
>tomato ketchup.
>on spaghetti

I'll slap you for that.

>family owned business
>work endless hours
>your family literally has to detail every process within operating a business

I'm sure it pays well, but is it worth the amount of effort?

>>73569531
Its 2:27 am here no one will respond el you think he should go to ER??

>>73569602
>Oregon 1859
>Canada 1867
You stole it from us.

>>73569615
It isn't, why do you think gooks send their kids to University instead of letting them just inherit the convenience store?

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>>73569592
Oregon trail.
>>73569612
Okay then Luigi pomodore.

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>>73569608
i like this image more and more every time i see it

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>i like this image more and more every time i see it

>>73569617
I'm not sure. I don't want to be the reason he's fucked up, so I'd probably try to stay calm and go to the ER. Better safe than sorry.

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>>73569627
>Hudson's Bay Company's coat of arms in 1678
>on the armourial bearings of Quebec City and Montreal (in 1678 and 1833 respectively)
>on Canada's first stamp in 1851.

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>not wanting to look up oregons skirt

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>tfw someone posted my OC again

I will get dubs and I will fall asleep.

Should I take a course on human sexuality or one on vegetable gardening
Both are easy filler classes

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>>73569776
wew

>>73569778
Vegetable gardening

Think grill is upset with me desu

>>73569778
Vegetable gardening. Human Sexuality is nu left central right now.

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>Janny trashing the Toad threads
Still preparing for the big day?

>>73569794
>left central right
Really made me think

hey what's up everyone welcome to my vlog. this vlog is non-canon

>>73569820
yeah noticed that after posting hehe

>>73569788
Yeah I'm leaning more towards that. I accidentally sat in on the human sexuality class and it seems pretty memey at least. The homework assignment was to watch an ep of Orange is the New Black and take a quiz on it the next day

On the other hand maybe I could find a girl to "study" with when learning about sex ;)

>>73569791
I had sex with a really close female friend and I dont know what to do know, we havent talked in 3 days

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I want to bully arkansaw

>>73569829
>On the other hand maybe I could find a girl to "study" with when learning about sex ;)
>some hambeast accuses him of rape
>ends up in jail getting raped for real
Pottery

literally in the process of taking over a destroyed garden and trying to revegitate it.

fun hard work

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I got shampoo in my eyes

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>>73569873
My mom used to make me wear this shower visor when I was a wee lad to prevent this
It was like the one in the pic except it's Donald Duck themed

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>>73569873
Serves you right for covering yourself in xenoestrogens.

>>73569873
don't open your eyes until you rinse the shampoo away

I hate weed

>>73569873
retard

*listens to Prince*

yeah nigga, I feel that

>>73569873
Why do yanks have shampoo with irritation detergent?

>>73569899

it felt like all the soap was out of my eyes

>>73569913

rude

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>>73569897
lel

>>73569918
ALWAYS do a double take

:thinking: https://books.google.com.mx/books?id=UqBdCAAAQBAJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBdoB9rRFTc

90's to be honest

New
>>73569973
>>73569973

>>73569910
I hate alcohol and I hate you too

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>>73569951
>Common phrases:
>Acting All Holy…But
>CHILD MOLESTING NIGGA
>STEEL AINT PLATNIUM
>Stealing Granny’s Medicine