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Poundbury edition
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anime
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>>73552420
I'll Pound your bury if you know what I mean ;)
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>>73552420

WE WILL REBUILD
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anime
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I'm hearing that President Trump is flying from Mar-a-Lago to the White House and is being briefed on the developing situation in Cheadle onboard Air Force One.
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Me as a girl

It doesn't handle beards very well
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Anime
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nothing wrong with MK
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The government is trying to cover up what happened.

#wakeupsheeple
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>>73552472
You're cute :3
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got some of these in the post today lads and I didn't realise they had coffee in them
saying that, I think it's really fucking nice
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>>73552366
can't imagine how horrible stalingrad must have been, christ
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Heard they're going to quarantine a 50km radius
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>>73552485
Needs Cheadle'ing.
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the day i learn that cheadle exists is the day i learn that cheadle is gone. my thoughts are with the lost cheads
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>>73552485
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>>73552512
Not as bad as Cheadle.
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need a pussy in front of me right now i swear to god, need to devour that thing
i'm literally the male equivalent of an ovulating woman right now
SEND PUSSY, they're gross as fuck but need it RIGHT NOW
HORNY af
SEND pussu
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>>73552420
fuck this place
some rich entitled wankers idea of what britain should look like
he'll be dead soon no worries
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MINERALS
ICE DEPOSITS
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Poundbury is a sterile, horrible place. Autism: The Town
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mum always calls cats pussys
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Really interesting discussion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycAL8G6YPL4
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>>73552570
Runt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qekQkYR3bAA

Footage from Cheadle
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>>73552651
It already looks good, a little sterile though yes

As the buildings get older, dirtier, weathered and the trees get bigger, it will look perfect
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>>73552570
>pussy
FOY
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@73552570
thinking about it, not a word im particularly fond of
certainly wouldnt say it out loud, oh no, certainly wouldnt be doing that
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>>73552570
1. Lose weight

2. Hit the gym

3. Take a shower

4. Get a clue
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>>73552701
it's all fake bro, false nostalgia
it's like vapourwave but for architecture
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Why do american youths wear tshirts that are two sizes too big and clap between words?
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You lost the genetic lottery
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Seen yer da down the station
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The Auld Press
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best looking guy on /int/
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>>73552740
not really a lottery though is it
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Hearing that a communist militia has declared the Socialist Republic of Cheadle and hoisted the Soviet flag, can anyone confirm?
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the south west is the most powerful race
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I was in Cheadle once. Actually no I wasn't. Probably will never be there either when I actually think about it. Not sure what what even compelled me to tell such a blatant and contextually egregious lie just now
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>>73552766
HIGHLY doubt it
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>>73552751
me as the dwarf
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>>73552782
They'll be wiped out by the Don, just like the rest of them.
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>>73552731
its a sexual emergency
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>>73552766
Unironically a 5/10
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bit weird how you can go to a remote town in cornwall or devon and you will always see at least 1 black person and 1 indian person
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>>73552766
me in the photo
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coming up
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>>73552782
yes, but they're going to engage in a heavy battle with the CRC (Cheadle Radical Centrists) in the next few days in parliament
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>>73552766
need a gf from the university of bath
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>>73552766
me on the left
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>>73552818
pics or it didnt happen
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>>73552839
Fake news
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>>73552651
Sterile because it's new
Just needs to be lived in a bit like a leather couch
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>>73552782
wtf i love cheadle now!
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>>73552839
uh yes? we dont live in a white supremacist country
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based trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqTun0YtXFA&feature=youtu.be&t=46s
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>>73552570
I NEVER GET ANY PUSSSAAAAAAAAY
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>>73552839
But weird how I can go to your mums house and always see at least 1 black or Indian person
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Can't believe what Saren did to those Syrian children. The Council must go after him and make him pay!
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>>73552865
this
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>>73552919
bit weird how I can go to your country and not see any white people
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>>73552931
well, I guess it's better than harry potter allegory #54299
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>>73552839
I live in a not even that remote town in Lancashire and I'm the darkest person in the square because my mum's parents are part Indian
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>>73552931
Shepard.
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>>73552957
More whites than yours
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Had a tranny tell me (s)he loved me today.
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>>73552766
hey zach
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>>73552931
Vote for me as Spectre
I'm the best at spectering, you'll love it
We're going to go to those aliens and tell them to pay up, and they will, I guarantee it, because I'm a great negotiator, 100% paragon, the best.
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>>73553024
embarrassed on your behalf
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>>73553038
are you going to smash?
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>>73553024
can't even quote the right post
what a retard
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>>73553081
Probably not.

Not a huge fan of willies, and (s)he's too mentally fucked even for my tastes.
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>>73552931
howling
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>>73553064
The Citadel Council is obsolete, folks. Won't even name the Volus currency manipulators. Sad!
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not sure what this is. posting it anyway.
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>>73552919
#REKT
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>>73553064
When Sovereign sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing geth. They're bringing rachni. They're reapers. And some, I assume, are good people.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIzyDTD2KaU
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'im playng a drinknig game to do with cheadle keep posting
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I'm vetoing this 'shepherd is donald trump' gimmick RIGHT now.
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which lucky lad will go home with this rare beauty
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>>73553122
(((Volus)))
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read that the creators update restart can take up to an hour so ive put it off for a couple of days
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>>73553180
me driving the bus
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>>73553180
Is that one of the Cheadle evacuation buses?

Heard only 3/100 made it out.
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>>73553178
ah yes, the realdoll
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IMO you can tell a lot about an area by the quality of the second hand/charity bookshops they have, particularly the philosophy/science/psychology sections

I have been to the Oxfam in Cheadle Village and it was substandard
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Need a bf like Anzu
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>>73553178
What's with the head though?
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Brits speaking English is kind of like Germans speaking Arabic. Just how pathetic can people be?
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I will bomb the shit out of the Reapers, folks. Believe me.
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>>73553180
i feel like driving on that road would be way more tiring for the driver
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>>73553180
It's like the bus version of this (((train)))
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any good films lads?
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>>73553247
That's why I speak Cornish as a first language mate
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>>73553247
>t. American speaking English
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>>73553038
Is xe good looking?
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>>73553178
Literal perfection
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>>73553263
pacific rim
battleship
transformers
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>>73553263
Anything with Don Cheadle in it.
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>>73553247
global boker face
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>>73553247
*stabs you in the throat*
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>>73553244
anzu is a GIRL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpDaT14gP1w
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*nuzzles you*
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>>73553285
Yeah, but then they told me they had a willy.
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>>73553288
>pacific rim
>battleship
not seen these actually, might give them a go

>>73553291
ok, not sure I've seen anything with him in it, barely know him desu but I'll investigate
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>>73553313
*strokes your hair*
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for @banter
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>>73553307
she looks weird
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>>73553287

indeed
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>>73553336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPUdwumVOI
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watching brotherhood. pretty cringey 2bh, wonder what black people think of it.
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a year ago today, i literally exuberated life, people wanted to be around because i was just so free and fun, now i'm a completely broken man. funny how your whole life can completely fall apart, funny isnt m8, i would say
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>>73553307
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>>73553346
Cheers senpai.

Shall be using this during the Easter event.
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>>73553312
>yank saying "shite"
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>>73553374
Stop posting and delete your account
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>>73553399
its supposed to be kevin
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>>73553346
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redpill me on The Easter Event
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>>73553409
Proof we still have cultural influence.
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>>73553425
are kev
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>>73553409
>>73553457
>babys first /brit/
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told the gf jokingly to suck my cock (wasn't even horny) and she actually did it
very confused
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>>73553448
a magical toad was crucified and then came back to life
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>>73553476
FOY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Otf6MWzAw8
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>>73553490
the absolute madwoman
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redpill me on Easter Ireland
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>>73553524
love the tim segment in this

wish thaicunt would make an entire tim video like that
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>>73553338
*purrs*
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>>73553387

TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT
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Someone call an ambulance and prep the burn unit lads.
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what if the Earth is actually really close to a perfect sphere?
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>>73553599
>getting BTFO by arnie
would probably off myself on the spot desu
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>>73553524
howling
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>>73553599
>literally just ad hominems
ah yes, very intelligent argument
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Really like far right song parodies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqP1BFemZNo
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>>73553464
yes him
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>>73553548
It's a 'english people can't articulate the difference in pronunciation between Ireland and island' episode
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>>73553524
screaming
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the goal
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>>73553599
Not an argument
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business idea /brit/ and /britfeel/ merger
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>1 month
>avoid alcohol

FUUUCCCKKKKK
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>>73553679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H-qOxDbV

best one
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>>73553679
he's not a very good singer
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one of the scariest things I ever saw on the telly was a random episode of COPS donkeys years ago where they were called to the house of a woman whose young kid locked himself in the bathroom and was freaking out cause he was genuinely convinced there were demons in his bedroom

iirc it was only even made spoopy by the fact that, because no crime had actually occurred (and the kid was clearly either crazy or had just seen too many movies), they couldn't show the footage they took inside the house and showed only the footage from the copcar dashcam of the house with the audio of the conversation

was incredibly disturbing and effective seeing it that way cause you could see the window of the bedroom in question (with lights off) and were kind of left wondering maybe there COULD be demons in there ... just maybe

really think horror directors should look more into ambiguity like that to make their movies more scary than the usual jump scare shit they rely on all the time
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>>73553682
make a karen toad pleaseeeeeeee
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>>73553721
>>73553721
Application Status: Denied
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>>73553742

what's LFT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0BYqzdiuJc
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>>73553757
it is inherently obvious
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business idea /brit/ and /eire/ merger
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business idea: start a delivery company solely to harass tim
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feel overlooked by everyone
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>>73553742
stay safe
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>>73553785
i already did !!
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>>73553846
are you really short?
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>>73553853
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not convinced that france exists
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whisky you're the devil
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>>73553754
Makes it funnier desu
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>>73553903
I'm fairly sure it is
I'm going there for a holiday
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>>73553749
Link doesn't work lad
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>>73553878
6ft
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>>73553853
hmmmm i think you can do better
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>local bookmakers been robbed by a lad with a sawn off shotgun again
Literally robbed every week. Needs closing down.
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>>73553926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H-qOxDbV_w&
oops
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>>73553802
nooooo
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>>73553948
Ah the north
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I honestly feel like a horrible loser when I see the social media of these people broadcasting how popular they are/were while also talking about how accomplished in academics they are.
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Just realised that in the next couple of months I'm going to be doing more travelling than I've ever done

I'm off to London next weekend with the gf, then France in June with my dad shortly followed by Poland with the GF, the lads want to go to Wales or Amsterdam, and then I'm going to China
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>>73553944
which toad did you want? an easter one or a retarded pepe one?
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>>73553524
braying
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfLHKDJD9yI
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>>73553963
How did you know?
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deciding which benzo to take
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>>73553812
Liver function tests. My AST (Aspartate Aminotransferase) are elevated, but it's probably just because I had a few beers the night before the blood test. So they want me to go a month without drinking and get another blood test just to rule out alcohol being a factor.

>>73553852
cheers lad
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deciding which bridge to jump off
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>>73554031
Pillheads need to be thrown into the ocean to be honest
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2hZ9CTLICs
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might suck off my nigger mate
thoughts?
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>US president bombs sand nigger
>but this time trump did it so it is bad

hmmmmm
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>>73553959
Very good choon
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Fucking hell. Being subjected to watching "hidden figures" by the family. Fucking yanks and muh racism shite FUCK
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>>73553987
an easter one
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>>73553524
top stuff
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>mum complaining about muslims outbreeding white people
>tell her that she can't complain as she's only had two kids
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>>73554152
you could.....not watch it
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need a gf to go on epic hikes with
https://www.youtube.com/user/bathedinridicule/videos
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business idea; /brit/ cuddle meet ups
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>>73554167
reddit tier argument
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>>73554167
nice little quip lad

would have gotten boxed by a wooden spoon for that like this: BADOOSH!
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>>73554167

instead of having a billion kids why not just kick all the muslims out?
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>>73554203
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>>73554259
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>>73554198
camino de santiago is shit
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>>73554167
we shouldn't have to have 5-8 kids just to outcome darkies in our own countries
those who invited them will pay
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>>73554190
Mummy won't be pleased if I don't
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>>73554268
>>73554259
I'm sorry, but what is the significance of this?
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>>73554092
Stamford Bridge
t. hooligan

but don't do a 'cide please
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>>73554075
avoid supplements too lad, my ATP levels were higher when i got retested after a month of no boozing and it turns out the nootropics i was taking were killing the 'ol liver.
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>>73554244
>>73554278
unfortunately that's not really a viable option
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well?
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how many hours do you spend on here a day?

at least 9 for me
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>>73553777
I am beyond terrified of that sort of thing.
People always say they dont believe , but nobody ever really means it.
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New Murdoch Murdoch lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJy7CW8q_Q
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>>73554283
ok then, enjoy your white guilt
just know that the women depicted in the film said they never felt racially abused and that it is all jewish lies
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>>73554349
no, sorry
might in exchange for money
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>>73554092
there's that popular one in bristol lad. been tempted myself
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>>73554328
>nootropics
lel, i didn't think anybody actually fell for this meme.
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>Ed Sheeran Galway Girl

the entire solar system needs to die for allowing the atmospheric conditions for this to happen
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psytrance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiVh8uJrUEI
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>>73554371
shall not
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business idea: bomb all of the sides in the syrian conflict equally
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>>73554092
Every single jumper who survives say they strongly regret the jump IMMEDIATELY after jumping. A suicidal person might not see why, but everyone can. You might think things can't get any worse, but they always, always can.

Count your blessings, pick yourself up and dust yourself off, and look forward to the positive changes you're gonna start making from now on.
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>grandad worth literally fucking millions
>be born into a white british family in the south east england
>have fairly good looks, above average intelligence
>die from non-small cell lung cancer in about 8 months, in that small and eventually what will be historical window when lots of people are getting cancer but there is no cure just quite yet
my life literally could have been amazing, shakespeare could literally not have concieved of a more harrowing tale than this
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jews?

nah...
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>>73554387
This is false Americans are notoriously racist
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>>73554425
Shall not what?
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fuck donald nigger
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>>73554462
I don't think anyone believes your cancer story
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>>73554462
are you a ghost?
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>>73554495
watch your vid
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>>73554462

I-is there really no chance?
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dads new car
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Funny how Kev and liscki have merged completely now desu
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>>73554581
newcunt
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>>73554572
broom broom
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>>73554336
why not? Its been done in the past countless times
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>>73554548
Didnt link anything, but i have some freaky stuff i could, if you want.
Do you believe in ghosts?
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>>73554572
something about this picture makes it seem american

can't put my finger on what
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>Katawa Shoujo came out 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMv-6ATLw2I
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>>73554597

?????
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>>73554620
certain ideologies that are in place mean that certain things cannot be done without major backlash
also decades of indoctrination basically mean you'd never get mainstream support for such a thing
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>>73554639
yeah its not my picture hehe
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lads is it gay to do stuff with your bum when you wank if the toy is a replica cock?
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>>73554700
Yeah
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>>73554700
no
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>>73554673
I can tell you are fucking new
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On my way to meet the supplier
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>>73554700
it's alright aslong as you say no homo first, don't worry
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Came out as trans to my dear papa
Decrepit old twat wasn't happy with this news
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>>73554757

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead.
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>>73554764
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Lunch today
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>>73554769
take a drag for me la
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>>73554805
Having a child with mental health issues is always hard
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>>73554805
Get the fuck out of my country you disgusting jackeen abomination. Burn in hell
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>>73554764
is this kid-dating?
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>>73554812
you dodged a bullet there desu
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>>73554812
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>>73554822
That pasty doesnt look right
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How does one acquire weed. Do you need friends and contacts?
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ah yes, ***females***
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>>73554237

Price: $1bn for the cupboard style
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>>73554890
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>>73554822
looks tasty
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>>73554825
Will do
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>>73554805
what went wrong in your life
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Keep getting introduced to work colleagues as the cleverest person to ever work for the company (which has 60,000 employees) by my boss, who is an Oxford graduate. Literally just mid of the range 140-IQ average Joe too, think it's just a management trick to make me happy
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>>73554462
That's awful, I'm really sorry. If there's a chance of surviving then don't give up. If not, and you're sure, then there's the self-hypnosis stuff I already gave you a while back (assuming you're the same guy).

There's also magic mushrooms, if you can get them, which I hear are amazing for treating a terminal patient's fear and anxiety of dying and help with the inevitable depression that comes with such a shitty situation.

I'd also recommend you read the work of Ian Stevenson, a researcher into past life memories. His research totally convinced me there is life after death, and that there's a good chance we get to reincarnate back to Earth again. It's always a bit controversial to discuss it in the west (not so much in the many cultures where it's taken for granted). Thousands of cases of children reporting not just past lives, but confirmed details they coudn't possibly know through their normal material senses. If it all turns out to be wrong, at least it gave me hope and completely removed my own fear of death.

God bless, and whatever happens, I hope you suffer as little as possible, bro.
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>>73554904
It would certainly help
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>>73554966
Disgusting fucker hasn't washed his hair in days
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>>73554966
do not need a maisie gf
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>>73554939
Happens to me

They always say theyre really happy with my work even though i do fuck all
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>>73554939
>falling for love bombing techniques straight from Scientology's handbook.
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maisie
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>>73554966
>wearing your hood up indoors
>only wearing it half of the way up in the first place
Runt
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Just booked 3 nights in Edinburgh next month
Will be my first time north of hadrians wall, lovely
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I remember for a while my parents thought I was trans so they were trying to be supportive about it

really though I just enjoyed dressing up like a girl and persuading strangers into giving me money
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>>73555068
he gets more pussy and is more successful than you ever will be though
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Lads, sometimes I think about little gurly wurlys and touch my willy.
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>>73555128
>maise
Lmao, every girl I've pulled was more attractive
>successful
Literally who is he
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>>73554939
>60,000 employees

thats a pretty big Poundland
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>>73555101
Let me know know if you wanna meet for a drink or something
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>>73554904
I heard one way band roadies/managers score weed when they're on tour (and don't know any locals) is to ask a homeless person. Chances are good they're embedded in a big part of the underclass community and know a few dealers. They're also willing to do more than most for money.

Two main problems:
1. You have to pay extra, brbing the homeless person with money/drugs to get that introduction. He's putting himself in a bad position, dealers don't like strangers knowing their business.

2. You're dealing with potential scumbags who will fuck you over if they get a chance, so you need a foolproof system (which I hear some roadies have) for hanging onto your money, and your safety, until you're walking away with the drugs.
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>>73555068
ARURURURURURURURU
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eat ur peas, queenypie
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>>73555180
Dunno, will be a bit weird
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>>73555180
Bit gay
>>73555139
Nonce
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>>73555128
who the fuck is he though? he actually looks kinda like someone I know
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>>73555101
t'will be a shock for you seeing the Gaelic man in all his splendour and you will realise how inferior the germanic races are in comparison
do try to keep your head up though lad. Just remember, without a better you would have nothing to strive for
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Northern Soul
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>>73555242
Best post ever
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>>73555157
no need to tell me that you are trying to convince yourself you are better than him, I don't care
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>>73555222
>not liking the most cutest prettiest and feminine females God's earth has to other

And you have the nerve to call other people gay.
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>>73555260
shit music
hate those hipster northern soul revivalists
they need to fuck off
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This is what Trump used to murder those people of colour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9H50tHiHjs
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>>73555221
Fair enough la'

>>73555222
I resent that implication
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>>73555292
why are you posting this in /brit/?
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>>73555280
MUST...NOT....NONCE
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Gf retweeted this
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>>73555359
>>73555359
>>73555359
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>>73555359
>>73555359
>>73555359

lel
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>>73554812
you sick fucking cunt
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>>73555349
studys have proven that women who have a lot of partners find it hard to trust men
we're raising a generation of harlots who will all reach 40 and realise their ovaries are drying up and they've no long term bf
but hey, at least they had fun in college and have a career in middle management
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>>73555242
>that fun size roman shield
Romans really were manlets compared to the "barbarians" they fought. They used to fully shit themselves when the gauls they were fighting (who were bigger than the romans) told them about the scandinavian tribesmen, who were even bigger and fiercer.
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>>73552420
lads what if ISIL are planning one big attack and you wake up at 3PM after a night of shitposting and 10,000 people are dead
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>>73555620


>>73555359
>>73555359
>>73555359
we're in here
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