/brit/

Up the RA

not racist just hate muzzies

not gay just like traps

any yanks in here

Can't wait to die in WW3.

>>73518418
muslims aren't a race

not seeing any shouting about the NK situation on social media

much ado about nothing i guess

>>73518427
nah, FOY

gf will send me rude pics of her bum and sometimes boobs but won't go any further

bit miffed tbqh lads

>>73518434
Explain this gimmick

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anime

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>>73518404
How can wh*te "men" even compete?

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susan

might grab a cup of tea

not extremist just hate kuffar x

>>73518407
genocide of any kind is kinda bad
and whites are statistically better than most non-whites

Got called racist in Gregg's early lads

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https://youtu.be/Wmjpp0_6kb0

Hate Nazis. Hate fascists. Hate bigots. Hate monarchists. Hate religions. Hate the right. NOT communist just don't like them simple as. Love pints

>>73518458
Use the handle then haha x

Missing the NEET life

Just a reminder that British people are weak, ugly, pompous fucks

British women prefer Americans

>>73518491
hahahaha....

*grabs your genitals*

got called gregg at the races earlier lads

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>>73518505
FOY

Hate Willies. Hate bollocks. Hate arses. Hate poo. Hate the gays. NOT homophobe just don't like them simple as. Love pints

>>73518438
he said he wasn't racist

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>>73518505
cracking post

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>>73518354
>girl sexting very rude things while probably flicking her pink
>she blows her ladyload and instantly stops out of shame and embarrassment

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This kills the pirate

>>73518510
*jumps back laughing*
Hahah fuck sake Johnny boy what are you like eh?
*gives you a light slap on the cheek*

came inside a (female) girl's fanny once

on reflection, I would not be opposed to repeating the experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE

*unplugs your monitor*

>>73518455
aren't turks like 89 IQ on average?

>>73518556
no condom lad?

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i drinking english breakfast tea now
it isnt without milk and sugar.

>>73518455
turks are the most annoying cunts on earth
insular arrogant slimes

>>73518564
she was on birth control lad

Hate minge. Hate chebs. Hate arses. Hate feet. Hate the female gender. NOT gay just don't like them simple as. Love pints

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>American """men"""

>>73518558
lmao i love how they start typing on the same keyboard at the same time

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>yfw you can literally get any yank girl just by opening your mouth

>>73518539
there's honestly nothing worse than the instantaneous sobering up after you cum, it's the one reason I'll never see a prostitute

>>73518589
*beats the shit out of him for being a faggot*

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>>73518580
excellent gimmick smithery

are rem cool?

probably not

>>73518597
it's not working

>>73518597
Post a vocaroo

>>73518531
the implication was that they were equating islam with a race which ACTUALLY is racist not to mention islamophobic

he is a peruANO 73518589

>>73518589
imagine being this kid and going to a comprehensive

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>>73518580
Yeah armpits are the best desu

>>73518540
are you sucking his dick because he financed your country by buying all that coke?

mexicANO

>>73518641
>armpits are better than feet
mongoloid tier

feet are the white mans fetish

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>come into /brit/
>get told to fuck off
>tfw

>>73518597
until they see your teeth

>>73518641
>>73518664
freaks

Hate Mexicans. Hate Columbians. Hate Venezuelans. Hate Cubans. Hate the Latinos. NOT a pirate just don't like them simple as. Love pints

dont like being around girls unless its sex-based

>>73518674
just put your hand over your mouth innit

>>73518455
>what is turkish bathhouse

/cum/ is trash general, don't tell them I said this

>>73518709
refuse to fall for this trickery

Loved Danganronpa but im at the 1st class trial of Dangaronpa 2 and im just not feeling it so far. I'll play it through but so far its just not as good as the 1st, does it get better?

>>73518688
nah, always loved a bit of unresolved sexual tension

now I wear a chastity belt 24/7 and piss myself if I have an extra cup of tea

>>73518611
I love those self-filmed videos of girls wanking that you get on sites like xhamster, they are really into it and saying all sort of dirty things but the very second they have finished cumming they instantly turn the camera off out of embarrassment

very hot 2bh

i'm trying to lift and gain muscle but my body wants to turn me into a trap, what to do ?

>>73518683
Hate tricornes. Hate bowlers. Hate trilbies. Hate fedoras. Hate hats. NOT a hatposter just don't like them simple as. Love pints

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just joined the new international trotskyist revolutionary united workers socialist resistance and equality party

>>73518744
pics

>>73518744
Just be yourself

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>>73518709
Fuck you, loyalist scum.

>>73518674
yanks literally have worse teeth though

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>>73518709
/cum/ says good night

>>73518752
Hate commies. Hate socialists. Hate revolutionaries. Hate unions. Hate equality. NOT a capitalist pig just don't like them simple as. Love pints

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>>73518744

Become a tarp and you can cover me in Britain, with the citizenship you'll get from gay marrying me xD

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>>73518777
>>73518781

please no bully

think it's a bit early for yanks hours but I'll just turn in now

cba to deal with the absolute cringe that is yankposting

/brit/ is trash general, don't tell them I said this

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>>73518671

>>73518829
>pink nipples
Is Chile white?

>>73518829
please be in santiago

>>73518765
Has this guy died yet? I know he kept getting loads of tattoos whilst basically being unwashed and homeless.

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>>73518829

NIOCE

>>73518829
what

need to buy a light jacket, thinking a harrington style one or a 90's adidas tracky jacket

help me decide /brit/

>>73518805
delusion

>cross-thread fedora posting
is this a gimmick with potential

>>73518846
Cringe when software tries to make you feel guilty for uninstalling it

me and the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7PrVtZAG4M

>>73518861
give it a try

>>73518860
On your part

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3363434/How-Americans-don-t-better-teeth-Adults-likely-suffer-poor-dental-health-England-research-shows.html

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cornhole

>>73518883
nah, on yours. you have >crooked< teeth, it's not about cavities. your teeth literally look like someone to a hammer to them

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el d10s

>>73518899
no we don't
most people go to the orthodontists to get that fixed

quite like the gf but since she's foreign it's like she can barely talk properly, it's honestly like talking to a full on spastic at times

>>73518931
Me on the left with my best mate

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>>73518899
lol, top delusion

Looks like someone took a hammer to your mouth with all those missing teeth

>>73518945
learn her language

>>73518931
that pitch looks shit

>>73518931
Manletdona

Hate British Imperial units. Hate miles. Hate degrees Fahrenheit. Hate feet. Hate pounds. NOT a yank just don't like them simple as. Love liters

>>73518848
i'm very pale

>>73518851
>>73518853
>>73518854

:c

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>>73518931
el mexicANO what do you think of the future of your mother state

>>73518945
>being with a girl who's got broken english
the state...the absolute state....

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Help lads. My gf lent me her phone to look something up. While she was out of the room I looked up her browsing history and it's literally filled with interracial porn. Specifically black man white woman. The last time she looked it up was 3 fucking hours ago. What the fuck do I do

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BARRILETE COSMICO, DE QUE PLANETA VINISTE!!????????? PARA DEJAR EN AL CAMINO A TANTO INGLES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8G9ytZg-bM

>>73518945
complete runt you are

Yanks are dumb enough to think that media figures with their obviously treated teeth are somehow proof of better dental health.

>>73518997
fake news

>>73519002
Hahahahahaha

>>73518950
evening, Autismo

http://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/nlDGhCozSPFKATfkH50kFA/

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>When an American breaths in my direction after not brushing his plastic false teeth for a week

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My ancestors shot lobsterbacks in the Revolutionary War

i have bad teeth

they're not crooked but they are in bad shape

>>73518988
not broken english, just doesnt seem to understand how to talk like a normal human, half the time she just does some annoying laugh/giggle

probably just a fucking mong in general really

>>73519043
My teeth are fucked too desu

>>73519035
Why would you shoot a lobster desu

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>>73519035
why do yanks think we care about 1776

*breathes in your direction after not brushing my plastic false teeth for a week*

>>73519043
same
>8 or so fillings
>crown
>dead tooth

>>73519035
how do you know

>>73519068
*shoots u*
*tries to invade canada but loses*
*makes you dismantle your empire as revenge over a century later*
Nothin personnel

>>73519084
Because I know for a fact that one of my forefathers was part of the New Hampshire Militia

>>73519129
yeah but how do you know his shots hit

please dont reply to /int/posters

>>73519129
my dad punched curtis back in the 70s

used to like americans until i started using /int/

annoying cunts the lot of them

>>73519144
Saw it on Breitbart innit

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>>73519129
>>73519035
>tfw you will never be a Green Mountain boy

>>73519144
I was there and saw it with my own eyes

>>73519048
don't think I could handle that either

prefer a girl that is smarter than me

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i cant grow facial hair

im a virgin

im INFP

my little brother is smarter and stronger than me

im 20 years old

i masturbate to anime and jav exclusively

i have no irl friends

i have been diagnosed with two learning disorders

im failing calculus

i like anime

i idolize yukio mishima and go to the gym because of him

i consider myself a southern nationalist

i study english literature

my mother has asked me if i am gay twice but im not

she also asked me if i thought i might be autistic but im not

i am trying to relearn spanish

my favorite foreign non-european countries are Vietnam, Iran, and Nicaragua

i like the UK though

i am 1/2 ethnically british and my ancestors fought for the confederacy

i like ska

and you?

Business idea: sex tourism in the USA

>>73519200
>Hey there bud, howdya like to ride this moose eh

>>73519180
>prefer a girl that is smarter than me

the patricians choice lad

>>73519175
think you made this all up

>>73519220
It was true until I said I was there. I don't know if any of his shots hit but he at least shot at them, and that's enough for me.

>>73519189
>can't grow facial hair

How is this possible? How much of a low test anime faggot?

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>>73519218
>>73519180
>he knows women who are smarter than him

>>73519248
i have the body of a man and the face of a child

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>>73519189
>im a virgin
>im INFP
>im 20 years old

Same here

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>tfw 24 and can't grow more than s pube like neckbeard

>>73519258
yeah because our women are smart unlike your stupid fatasses

>>73518824
tempting desu

i am virgin and proud

>>73519189
can

not

ENTP (masterrace)

stonger and smarter than my lil brother

24

don't masturbate 2d

have lots of friends

no disorders to speak of

graduated

>anime

who

ok to the rest

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>>73519189
>virgin neet weeb
>likes Mishima

>get a massive throb on whenever I see my girlfriend cry

not sure what to make of this

>>73519276
I can sort of grow one
but it's a light brown colour and it gets on my nerves so I don't like it, but I'm too lazy to shave all the time

>>73519258
>he wants to date complete runts who barely know a fucking thing

poor choice although american women probably think being an idiot is attractive or funny

there's no such thing as a smart woman

>>73519019
>implying only one person has ever posted that image
Looks like you've got a touch of the 'tism yourself

>>73519305
>neet
i clearly stated im failing one course and majoring in english literature

>>73519258
only stupid people don't know anyone smarter than themselves lad

I go to a top uni and even though I'm one of the brighter lads there are a tonne of people (male and female) who are smarter.

>>73519292
>implying

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>there's no such thing as a smart woman

Business idea: err, um
*wipes my brow*
errr errr errrrr
*wrings my hands*
well you see ummm umm
ha..ha
well yes, that's it! Any more questions?

>>73519248
I can't grow a beard

>>73519189
are you cute?

>>73519189
>i am trying to relearn spanish
CWC-tier

My beards actually gotten to look pretty nice
Thick and good colour, sort of blonde mixed in
I'm thinking of growing my goatee very long but keeping everything else shorter

my balls smell like vinegar

>>73519035
More likely he picked cotton for his superior anglo masters

>>73519351
You fail at being a man then

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>I'm thinking of growing my goatee very long but keeping everything else shorter

>My final day at work
>don't want to work

>>73519400
alri

>>73519308
Same

if you're bad at maths you're not a real man

it's that simple

if dubs i will post my ass

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>>73519360
pics?

>>73519400
post your beard then cunt face

been fondling some brit's bollocks at night with my vinegary fingers

>>73519189
What state? I'm a proud not-autistic INFP Southerner as well. I'm from NC :)

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I like to think that by pointing out your embarrassing shit, I help you improve a little

>>73519437
Female boss told be to shave it :(

But when I let it grow it fucking has a mind of its own

>>73519427
think it might be a problem lad, honestly have a thing for completely undermining her, throwing my weight around and then comforting her but never apologising haha

>>73519469
I remember you. Can't believe you actually shaved it

listening to this thing about alabama
creasing at the state of yanks

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>>73519428
>tfw back in primary school i was one of the best at maths in the year
>tfw stagnated in secondary school
>tfw couldn't understand algebra or anything complicated for the whole of my GCSEs
>tfw had to do homework for hours
>tfw asked to move down a set but got refused
>tfw somehow scraped a B and C

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>>73519344

if dubs i post ass, if trips I post dick

>>73519481
You're a power freak

>>73519469
>Female boss told be to shave it :(

>tries to demean the manhood of others
>gets beaten into submission by a female superior

cannot make it up

actually you probably can; you're just taking out your anger and insecurities on others

>>73519498
t. woman

When it comes to poison for the mind;

I believe anime is worse than Islam for young impressionable males.

>>73519500
that made sense given the status of women 250 years ago
not really applicable to the modern age

cant grow a proper beard but if i keep it as so-called stubble with a trimmer then its doenst make one feel nauseous to look at

>>73519189
I can grow very shitty patchy facial hair

I'm not a virgin. Have had a girlfriend for just over a year now.

I'm an ENTP, my gf is an INFP though

My little sister is much more talented than I am in arts, sports and perhaps even academics overall

I'm 19 years old

I masturbate to memories of girls I've flirted with exclusively

I had a close-group of around 8 friends at 16, I'm beginning to lose contact with them though

I am colour blind, short-sighted and have a selective eating disorder (picky eater but more autistic)

I didn't study for my A Levels my first two years so I'm redoing them, doing my first year for the second time and exams are coming up

I like history, politics, fantasy and scifi

I idolise Enoch Powell and Marcus Aurelius and I'm tempted to become a soldier/academic/politician because of them

I consider myself a British Unionist and a High Tory

I study English language&literature, history and religion

My mother nags me a lot and is quite overbearing

Friends have asked me before if I'm autistic but I'm not

I'd love to learn German. If I have time, skill and patience, I'll learn Ukrainian, Romanian, French and Norwegian too.

my favorite foreign non-european countries are India, Russia and China

The UK is God's country

I am a mutt of various European origins, ranging from Wales to Germany predominantly, but also Norway, Ukraine and Romania

I like classical, jazz, swing, country and electronic/synth

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>>73519437

>>73519549
No, plenty of women were better at maths than me.

I'm awful when it comes to maths, glad I don't have to do that shit any more.

louis theroux really captures the /brit/ dynamic when it comes to y*nks

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmlCB5g5QS

>>73519561
frankly I believe memes are the new opiate for the masses

>>73519469
does she sit on your face or peg you?

>>73519561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2OxhPCNyo

>>73519593
that's how mine grows, though i have more on my chin than you and less underneath
you look like shia labeouf

>>73519528
Actually the whole "female boss told me to shave" is one of my running gimmicks that never fails to get (you)s, other classics of mine include "I've found God lads" or "might join the priesthood become pope one day" among many others

You've been tricked by my avant garde highly ironic satirical post :)

>back in primary school i was one of the best at maths in the year

You a big fingerpainting champ too mate?

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>frankly I believe memes are the new opiate for the masses

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bye

>>73519498
how the fuck do you not understand algebra?

Hillary clinton said that women are the first victims of war

If you want a vision of my future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever. Except the boot is not one boot but actually many feet of an army of naked sweaty women trampling over my face and stiff, bulging cock.

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>there are fully grown men who watch cartoons about little girls

>>73519651
I hope someone can Xcuse Your behaviour

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>am*r*can """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" beards"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>73519636
It looks better not under floresecent light because the blonde gets washed out
My goal is to look like Varg

why do autistic and socially retarded people like anime so much?

>>73519646
Funny lad

>>73519651
It's confusing as fuck, never understood how it works. Haven't ever used it since I left school so I really don't know why the fuck we even spent time learning it. Sorry we're not all as good at maths as you

>>73519561
the real reason anime is still legal is because neets would form a paramilitary and overthrow the government

._.

>>73519650
me on the left

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>just remembered the times when my older sister used to get me to rub her pussy and tits while I was playing runescape and about 10

>>73519596
well, unless you're the best woman at maths in the entire planet there will be a woman better than you

but a woman you are, nonetheless.

>>73519706
>It's confusing as fuck, never understood how it works. Haven't ever used it since I left school so I really don't know why the fuck we even spent time learning it. Sorry we're not all as good at maths as you

jesus christ
sort yer brain out lad

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gf got this

am excited about it x

>>73519702
I finally understand why aspies are so attracted to anime despite being repulsed by regular human interaction. Hear me out.

So when you have autism your senses are dulled, right? Well, with anime, each characters' features, (physical & personality) are accentuated to such a degree that they register to the aspie's sensory-deficient brain at a similar level as ordinary features might excite the neurotypical. Let's take a closer look:

In anime:
>Cute = Fuckhuge eyes, babyish personality, stammering & clumsy

>The protagonist is invariably shy, sort of goofy, but also gluttonous, often gorging on food in the same manner that shut-in spergs often do to relieve stress.

>Personality traits are constantly reinforced by overplayed tendencies towards certain behaviours. Having a hobby means talking about nothing else, ever

>Emotions - portrayed to their extremes, sometimes accompanied by unnatural, drawn-out vocalizations, with the camera remaining on the characters face for extended periods, as if to provide a cue to the viewer that there are FEELINGS on display

>Everyone is constantly agreeable & unassuming, friendship groups are tight-knit & rarely experience turbulence, satisfying fantasies of unconditional social acceptance without fear of humiliation or rejection

>Girls are cardboard cutouts, uninterested in sex, eliminating the complications of having to relate to the opposite sex


>Characters are infantilized in an aesthetic sense, exhibit childlike personalities that resemble your typical sperg's, helping them to regress to a time before they were forced to cope with the dreadful anxiety of being expected to act like a grown-up

>This helps to create a character who the aspie can easily relate to, yet unlike the viewer, the hero succeeds despite his many peculiarities and neurological deficits and is in fact appreciated for his 'unique personality'

>>73519729
You were molested boy

buying a porsche 924 lads

cant wait to drive around England in the nighttime rain listening to 'driving away from home' by it's immaterial

>>73519562
it's very applicable in the modern age
just look at the modern 'nerd culture', men like video games and computers so women pretend to like them too

>>73519774
>While sex is mostly avoided in order to protect sperg from recalling uncomfortable feelings, if sexual contact -is- dealt with, it is usually done so in a way which precludes the protagonist from having to initiate any romantic engagements himself, a prospect that would otherwise frighten the aspie

>This is handled in a number of different ways, such as an accidental fall which curiously results in the main character groping the female, but in any case it will most commonly involve only light sexual contact, which is often more than adequate for the touch-sensitive sperg (see: Jeffrey Dahmer)

>Oftentimes, sexual and romantic duties, when they are featured, will be transferred to a domineering and abusive woman who, despite constantly deriding the main character, secretly possesses latent feelings of lust for the hero, and will carry the burden of all sexual advances without discomforting the spergbeast audience.

>One advantage of this approach is that it taps into the abusive relationship between the spergie and his mother and the faint glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe, she retains at least some tiny pocket of vestigial love for the autistic freak, and even more grimly, the hope that he might some day get a girlfriend who can assume the mothers role in that hatred-filled relationship

Decent theory but I still think it's because of their lack of overall human contact. The exact same reason why asspies are attracted to orientals to such an extent they deny all potential contact with white women in pursuit of their "pure waifu" despite orientals having very little secondary sexual characteristics and looking like children in general.

Lack of human contact leads to false expectations perpetuated by animaymays. We should deport all our autists to Japan and let them deal with the social epidemic however they wish.

Also being 25 or over and posting anime is truly is a sign you've failed at life.

>>73519743
k

>>73519748
i'm good at history, languages, english and other things. just couldn't handle maths.

>>73519774
please be paster

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>tfw this is the first good post after 20 bad posts

can all the insecure, unmanly whiners go to /r9k/ please

>>73519787
My dad has a porsche

it's uncomfy as shit and has like 0 suspension

oh thank god

>>73519702
i'm a friendless anxiety ridden shy virgin sperg but i don't like or watch anime

surefire sign you're weird
>no one ever discusses their relationships/girl troubles with you

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>>73519822

Tim was so good at maths he became a scientist or something like that

Look at him now

can all the insecure, unmanly yanks go to /cum/ please

>>73519812
>i'm good at history, languages, english and other things. just couldn't handle maths.

fair enough, but algebra is easy even if you are "bad at maths" you just have to pay attencion

>>73519822
>grrrrr me tough ooga booga me no emotion me strong me manly

surefire sign you're an orbiting runt
>people discuss their relationships/girl troubles with you

>>73519841
this. hate anime cunts with a passion

>tfw took a-level maths 2 years early and ended up having to help tutor struggling GCSE students
pissed me off a bit 2bh

worst thing was hearing the generic "I don't get it" reply.

/brit/ more like /shit/

stop imparting your gung-ho values upon one another x

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only done 400 words

>>73519869
Well not for me it wasn't. Trust me, I spent so many fucking hours doing algebra and still not really getting it that I never want to see XYZ anywhere near each other outside of the alphabet ever again.

I'm irish

>>73519729
was she a roastie?

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>>73519887
>tfw took A levels when I was 21

>>73519879
ahaha yeah, isn;t it a bit-...oh hang on, I've really got to take this.....

*walks off without even pretending to take a call*

>>73519911
out of?

I love watching my wife get fucked by queers

>>73519887
That's wonderful. Fascinating story mate, thanks for sharing.

>>73519877
go cry yourself to sleep

again

>>73519915
the letters just represent a number lad

thats all it is, a number

>>73519925
she was like 13-14 so no

>>73519521
think you are correct desu, dont find myself attracted to other women because i truly love the gf but I get a huge temptation to cheat on her just because I know it would hurt her

>>73519944
8000

>>73519956
I cry a lot but I've never done that :^)

>>73519877
have a dislike of runts

now take your bad posture and crawl out of here

>>73519949
you own one of those roof mirrors?

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>>73519189

3 off these, i am 3 of these

all my friends are in fulfilling long term relationships

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>>73519996

I am the most powerful poster on /brit/

I decide what threads you will and will not post in

>>73519962
did you make your sister cum?
a good brother would

>>73519960
And working out that number was hard as shit for me.

>>73520002
same hahaha or theyre constantly going outon dates and seeing girls

>>73519774
most of these criticisms can apply to western tv shows. short-lived, episodic shows often arent willing to explore the kind of depth you criticise anime for lacking

>>73519985
>admits to crying a lot
>starts acting like a yappy runt whenever people talk about masculinity

pathetic

>>73519980
i've 6000 to write for next wednesday. done nearly 5000 though.

Why is /brit/ full of wannabe tough guys who just want to put others down constantly?

>>73519879
me at the moment ahahahaha
this girl keeps inviting herself over but I think she has absolutely NO interest in me sexually
seems her and her bff are on the rocks a bit

>>73520023
Honestly can't remember

She used to be like 'here's your reward' and push her tits in my face

And I'd be like whatever since I hadn't really gone through puberty yet

>>73520062
5000 in for next friday and 3000 in for the tuesday or wedsy after that

>>73520024
i have a desire to teach you algebra

>>73520063
cry about it

>>73520060
Yeah idk if you realise mate but you can mock people for coming across as tryhards who desperately want to fit some idealised mould.

>>73520017
Don't be delusional

I am the puppet master

I control the levers of power

>tfw 20,000 word essay due in three hours

>>73520063
if you want a cry and a cuddle go hang out with a bunch of middle aged slags in the salon but don't come here like this again unless you want me to powderise your chin for you

>old youtuber you liked stopped posting content

hmm I wonder if they died

>>73520063
Does anyone ever feel bad about the negativity they spread on these forums?

>>73520078
impressive

You WILL post in this thread

You WILL kill the Irish

DO as I say, run along now

I DECIDE when a new thread will be posted and DON'T CARE if it's early

>>73520099
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>>73520091
>i have a desire to teach you algebra
Don't care. Like I said I don't need it any more so there's no point.
>cry about it
sod off

>>73520082
how many years older is she

my sister would just punch my in the bollocks and say "goodbye to your future children"

>>73520117
Just sent a telegram to one of my puppets the janny

Ha, you shall rue this day.

>>73520114
probably not. doesn't really reflect well on humanity that at the first given chance, people turn into cunts.

>>73520082
she never suddenly pulled her knickers up and lost interest in being touched?

Proper /brit/ for proper Brits

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>>73520117
We're not even at the bump limit you fucking pieces of shit

alri

mincers

>>73518482
*Fucks your throat in Starbucks*