/cp/

First for something

>>73501330
How do I get them to send nudes? pls halp

Why do i only get views when i'm offline? Fuck is this shit.

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>>73501560
>imblying any of these rapefugees are females
Yuck..

Some faggot swede keeps viewing me. Probably wants to suck my big anglo dick

>>73501624
I mean just women in general, although I'd like to see some Syrian ass

Any black qts?

>>73501769
Last thread a super thicc nigress got nudes dumped.

Lads how do I get a ladyboy to show me the penis (girl)

>>73501330
Whatever the reason its always the anglos or the jews fault. You should all kill yourself but not before chopping off your dick while its hard and quickly sewing the chopped end so the blood doesn't escape and it remains hard and then take it up your ass after which jump off a roof because you're officially a faggot who likes taking dicks up the ass

>>73502238
pretty sure goats don't post on Interpals Paki, you wont find a wife here.

>>73502238
>mudslime complaining about Anglos
oh the irony

>>73502282
topkek
USA:1 Pakistan:0

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why is it so hard to talk to japanese qts, 1 response and after that is tumbleweeds

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>>73502282
>t.62%
What the point in finding a girl when Jamal is gonna cuck you in the end?

>>73502616
Japanese women are the white women of Asia. Talk to Thais or Inonesians or filipinos

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>>73502469
Pakistan:1
Bong shit:0

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>>73502238
Not sure if you're replying to me or not
Are you?

>>73502616
Yeah it's weird, the Koreans are much easier and they're essentially the same people

>>73502616
It seems a lot of East Asian girls are that way, trying to get a normal conversation out of them even is close to impossible, and especially Japs and Koreans

>>73502767
Nah

>>73502734
I like your women by the way, they're very sexy, thanks for that. Lots of lovely nudes

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>no cute fennoswedish gf

>>73502801
>especially Japs and Koreans
That's because theyre the whites of asia. the equivalent of America and Britain. They are developed and therefore boring as fuck, talk to poor country women instead.

Lads, I need help

>start talking to qt Turkish girl years ago
>fall in love for the first time
>talk to her all the time
>the conversation is sometimes great but other times boring
>everything else is basically wife-tier
>she comes from a rich family
>they have like 5 houses
>actual interests and hobbies
>she's studying to be an engineer

How do I get over her? I want to just be a friend but all I want to do is fuck her and get her pregnant. Even if I'd have to marry her

>>73503331
Is she muslim?
Have you actually flirted?

>>73503431
Yes to both. She's more culturally Muslim than actively practicing though.

>>73503331
Does she like you back?

Turkish girls seem just as thirsty for westerners just as much as Turkish men in my observations.

Too bad most of them are all prudes, a trip to Turkey would be a huge dicktease .

>>73503588
Say that you want to sniff her butthole and fill her uterus with your man batter

>>73503331
How much do you talk to her? And I take it you haven't met yet

How do you deal with boring girls that are into you?

This one QT from the UK flirts with me and sends me lewds but she absolutely sucks ass at conversation.

It's like I'm putting 90% of the effort into it.

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>>73502616
They're not hard anon

>>73503588
You have to check the field, talk a bit about her religion, her family, keep on the subject as if it was just a normal religion conversation, but then make sure to know how her parents would deal with her dating a non muslim. Then ask her if she would date a non muslim (it's at this time you have to actually shoot to show that if she could, you would be the guy)
Works every time, but sadly most of them go with the "I can only date a muslim, so you have to convert, but if you convert we can marry"
Yeah, they dont even talk about dating, but marriage already.

>>73503738
just get as many nudes as possible and then chuck once youre bored.

>>73503331
Find another girl

>>73503785
She's already said that she would date anyone regardless of their religion(with the exception of jews and Kurds)

>>73503628
We talk about half the time in a month, we used to talk every day but that was years ago now.

>>73503609
No idea, she definitely did at one point. I'm not sure if she does now but she constantly asks about my love life etc and said she wants to visit/get drunk with me etc.

>>73504083
>Drunk

I THOUGHT THAT WAS ILLEGAL IS ISLAMMMMM

She has loose morals she's down to fug.

>>73504031
Yeah but I'm trying to fug when I visit next month so I gotta keep it up, just don't know how.

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>>73504083
>With the exception of jews and kurds
She's a keeper

>>73504083
Then just have some balls and flirt with her, what are you waiting for?

Lads I have a qt italian send me ASMR and she doesn't even know how sexy her voice is

>>73504229

>ASMR?

But yeah man, Italian QTs have sexy voices. My previous Italian literally had the best voice I've ever heard. I've told her that a lot and she was always embarsssed saying she didn't like her voice... crazy

>>73504415
ASMR is getting off to sounds lmao

>>73504441

You all have phone sex?

Guys I'm really lonely tonight, can I get some (You)'s?

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>>73505355

>>73505355

negus

>>73505355
I love you

>>73504839
I get off to what she sends but she doesn't know.
D E V I L I S H

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>>73505355
(You)

>>73505355
Hi friend, how did your day go?

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>>73505355

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Yuck, I really really REALLY hate subhuman thirdworlders now.

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>talk with germans in german
>they use slang
>get mad when I ask what they mean
>some say that it would be better if I stopped posting in german and to help her with her reading by posting in english
>tell her to go out and buy a book if she wants to read in english
>blocked

>try to talk to non Germans who know the language
>no replies

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>>73505766
I miss reading this manga, I cant continue reading it because I forgot the name
Its about a young boy with his literal pedophile bride right

>>73505806
German people are never worth talk to. The German language will soon become Turkish. Learn Turkish instead

>>73505766
I liked the dress designs in the manga (no homo/tranny)

>>73505806
:3 <3
>>73505903
You take that back

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>>73505894
Bride Stories by Kaoru Mori

>>73505975
Yeah, Mori is a god-tier artist.

>>73505766
It's called otoyomegatari I believe

>>73505978
;)

Manga is for losers and the German language is for sissies

>>73505529

That's nice. What part of Italy is she from? The QT I talked with was from Vicenza

Death to america

>>73505806
All the good Germans died in ww1 and ww2 dude

>>73505903
>are never worth talk to

Get out from under that proxy, roach!

>>73506255
Milan, but blood from calabria.

>>73505407
>>73505418
>>73505490
>>73505634
>>73505766
Cheers lads
>>73505671
Same old same old

>>73506364

>Milan

There is a few other anons with QTs from there

>>73506547
What if they are all talking to the same girl...

>>73506595

That happened to me and another anon. We were talking to the exactly same Israeli and didn't know it. I just happened to make a post about her here. He recognized what I said. Turns out, the 2 of them had become exclusive 3 days before I posted about her. But that day I posted about her, she sent me a lewd and said she wanted me inside of her

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>>73506659
YOU CUNTS BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING QT'S

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>>73506714

>>73506659
cucked

>>73506771
Wait, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
i am also talking to an Armenian Israeli

W-when was this.

>>73506828
shit I just realized the date was in the image

uhh, maybe I'll stop talking to her

>>73505799
Tell him fuck off we're full

>>73505799
What would the chances be of this happening to me but with a black qt?

>>73507036
just treat her as nudes factory

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>>73507129
there are some, but could be catfishing

>>73506828
>>73507036

Kek

What is the first letter of her city?

>>73507392
T

>>73507432
tel'aviv?

>>73507485
yup

>>73507046
:( i was being cruel. I told him that if he's not doing well in turkey he wont be doing well here either and that refugees should stop escaping their problems. REEEEE AND IM A SHITSKIN MYSELF. Hypocrite desu.
>>73507129
Er zijn kankerveel antillianen hier die een tatta willen hebben hier in Nederland (en waarschijnlijk op interpals maar ik heb hier nooit actief naar gezocht)

Also why dont white men/women rarely message me? They just visit me and get happy when I respond back but they dont seem to take the initiative to message me first. I want humans to talk with a subhuman (me) not subhumans who wanna talk with a subhuman (me).

>>73507508
She's probably a ZOG plant to indoctrinate young aryans into judaic satanism

>>73507541
I'm already indoctrinated, I'm in the military. I hope there is war in Iran, I want to be a good goy.

>>73507510
Whites have to deal with nonwhites on a daily basis, we don't want to deal with you online as well.

t.62%

>>73507432

Not her

>>73507685
THANK GOD
I already made plans to go and see her. Jesus christ my heart was breaking

>>73507510
>hier
Could you please specify?
Not Rotterdam please.
Oh, and they're no gold diggers, right?

What are your interpals habits /cp/?

Whenever a thai female views my profile, I immediately squint my eyes as if I will be able to tell if it's male or female from the small profile picture.

>>73507788

When are you going?

Got a islamic turkish qt, sends me photos of her frequently, but at the beggining she said that she broke up with her boyfriend because he just wanted sex. Do I have any hope to get nudes?

Also which countries are the easiest to go full turk on? I want to give it a try.

>>73507991
June

>>73507510
Not the Brit you're replying to but I wonder if they see you "as one of them" hence the weird immigration message lol.
Do you find Dutch society racist? I don't think British society is but I notice that most of the shitskins I know all hang out with other shitskins mostly. I think we're more racist that we think we are and don't see it a lot of the time

>>73508040

Oh nice. Have fun and make sure to post here under the new flag!

>>73505806
Are you a qt grill?

>girls sends me a picture of herself in her uni graduation gown
>sticker on her wall in background says "I LOVE SEX"

Slut

>>73508135
I'm a qt girl if you imagine it hard enough.

>>73507959
I like to visit the profiles of the old men who say perverted things on teen girls walls

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>>73508567
i'm too scared to do this

>>73508567
Do you talk to them tho. I might do this.

>>73508763
No, that'd be weird. I just am curious as to the type of person who does that. Most are pretty normal dudes if they don't come from third world countries. I honestly need to get into the habit of taking screens because the third world perverts never disappoint

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>>73507959
I like to imagine how the life we would live together would be like after the 1st reply I get from any girl I'm interest in talking to

>>73508433
Then you look hard enough you can find me and send me a message

>>73502616
I used to get messages from Japs all the time and if I ever messaged one they'd always respond but then again I used to live in Hawaii and they like it there a lot and most have visited before or want to.

>>73509872
Did you show dominance to your qt? Did you put it in the pooper?

What first world countries do you despise getting messages from?

Hard mode:not America

>>73509992
Does Israel count?

>>73509992
UK. It's like a big being messaged that a turd is at your doorstep

>>73509926
>>73509926
Lmao no not yet, I don't see her until tomorrow night and I don't really feel like anal sex desu

>>73509992
UK, France.

>>73509992
G*rmany

>>73510276
Why france?

>>73509992
Spain, France and Germany,

UK, everyone from there that messages me is incredibly dull.

>qt pole girl messages me
>is blocking all of the middle east
>she is also blocking Germany
>get a good kek
>tell her a German joke
>talking on whatsapp an hour later

I love Poland

>>73510312
Ugly koreaboos, boring.
The only time I ever talked for more than 1 day with a French was because it was a muslim immigrant.

>>73510413
based

>>73510413

I love talking with my Pole QT. I really hope I can meet her this fall

>>73510413
what joke

I hope nobody here has a Polish QT with a name starting with K.

>>73510581
What does a German politican have in common with a German pornstar's mouth?

They're both full of shit.

>>73509992
I never get messages from the first world. I seem to be a magnet to Russians though.

>>73510622

Mine is J

>>73508067
No they think I'm white actually 9 out of 10 times, they should clearly lurk /int/ more.
Of course dutch society isn't racist, these shitskins however create circles because they come from shit cultures low education and shit backgrounds which is why they will forever remain a subhuman.
To them normal civil things like reading a book, learning a language or saying good morning to your neighbor is hilarious. Subhumans.
On interpals even MENA who live in the netherlands disgust me with their broken dutch.
>>73507878
>gold diggers
No they want your babies actually
And you dont live in the /randstad/?

>>73509635
Thanks for the offer anon but I'm now talking to a T*rk who is better at it than me. That's not saying much though because I don't think mine is that great.

>>73511358
nothing wrong with talking to a turk qt anon!

>>73511499
Yes there is

>>73511499
>turk qt

It's a man anon. A balding fat hairy turkish man.

>>73510901
Of course not.
My neighbourhood is 100% white.
I did used to know a lad from Curaçao but he was a bounty.

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>>73510121
>>73510301
>>73510491
John?

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>>73511817
DON'T YOU START FUCKING POSTING

>>73511765
Personally I prefer white guys myself, I noticed non-whites prefer whites over the non-white spectrum.
I'm trying to say with this that you can easily find a black qt. Make an account tiger! :^)
Or go for tinder.

>>73510901
>No they think I'm white actually 9 out of 10 times
Yeah, I actually found your profile and think you're doing yourself a bit of a disservice calling yourself a shitskin desu. U r a qt :3

Marocs/Egyptians etc are a bit of a problem in NL. It seems to have become a lot worse in the last 5 years, too. I actually more meant educated/assimilated immigrants such as yourself.

Just noticed from FB a lot of my non-white friends all seem to be friends with other non-whites. I don't mean their own ethnicity either - blacks hanging out with mena for example..

>>73511939

Sounds like multiculturalism is working pretty well anon.

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>>73511861
I found you

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>>73511861
I'm talking to the British guy not you

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>>73511926

>>73512345
Post your fucking booty hole cat slut.

>>73511926
pls be in

L U T J E B R O E K

>>73512276
delet

>>73512276
>tfw he's stealing my Belgian gf

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>>73512455
you first anon

>>73511817
No but i like qt hapas

>>73503331
Dont bother turk muslim n rich.
Fug another girl buy a hie

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>>73511939
T-thnx. I call myself a shitskin because arabs who are even more shitskin than me call me shitskin so it just sticked.
My friends can be of all colors, but I think most of my friends have been white and MENA.
>>73512497
We dutch flags should hold an official /cp/ meeting. There's so many of us!
I'm not in lutjebroek though :3
/randstad/ hier
>>73512581
>hapa
You mean euro and asian beauty in one vessel highnesses

>>73504083
Shes partly honest. She dont want to say her own. She knows u like her so shell keel u as beta oritor

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Something is getting lost in the translation here

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>>73512581
Thanks <3

>British guys are always way nicer on here than american guys ... >>73511861

I wonder why that is

>>73512581
>qt hapas
Most aren't qt desu

>>73513233
I'm the only person who gets angry at your posts. Don't put my ameribuddies down because of me

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>>73513085
Where though?

/020/ hier

>>73513469
Hook me up with a bedroom senpai

>>73513469
Post profile and I'll tell you where I am
>>73513427
There's another american

>>73513469
>>73513785

>tfw from Leiden

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>>73513427
YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR ME IM NOT YOUR BUDDY FUCK YOU

>>73513785
>implying I am giving my name out here

Search for male/amsterdam, profile starts with tw

>>73514154
Kakker pls

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>>73513427
Oh so you the one asking to see my butthole...?

>>73514174
fucking lol

>>73514199

>implying I am giving my name out here

>Search for male/amsterdam, profile starts with tw


Contradictory as fuck

a lot of turks in my inbox

>>73514199
Just visit my fake, baddiechick123
Theres too many of m cant find urs

>>73514449
I meant that I don't my profile to be on here and get archived

>>73514546
don't want*

jesus I should sleep

>>73514510
Hm let me help his name is Regulus Black

also why do you have 100000000000000000 fakes?

>>73514546
too bad buddy

>>73514199
What is a kakker. I know it's a dutch insult.

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>>73514510
Why ;_; >>73026064

>>73514633

Your mum

>>73514616
Well I mean the initials match
Which is the only thing he has

>>73514616
xD im an oddball

>>73514677
Sorry LOL
Are you the based black qt anon?

>>73514633
Dutch word for fratboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lQfuBJ1ag

>>73514682

>oddball

No, don't underestimate yourself :)
You're a bloody lunatic.
But a qt one

>>73514718
Yes, but I'm not the Amsterdam dude trying to find you.

I don't think I can trust you anymore, probably all the profiles you linked were bait profiles ;_;

This culture """""pals""""" is one mean general.

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>talking to a Muslim qt
>she is interested in history of earth
>talks to me about the Paleocene extinction
>send her a message that says 'I prefer the Palestine extinction' with a picture of a dead Palestinian
>she stop talking to me

man i'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ONE FOR MONTHS

>>73514982
Hold on it was just one profile that was fake desu. And it was obviously fake I dont think there are afro nepalese pple in nepal. And i dont think nepalese is correct english. But whatevs. Trust me from now on
>>73514866
:*

>>73514758
>Dutch """culture"""
Why does literally all your music sound like Agadoo? How many levels of irony are there?

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>tfw to inteligent to follow dutch posters conversations

>>73514996
Sometimes the joke is just too good to pass up, right? I've been there pal.

>>73513363
I disagree. I've already found 2 on Interpals i've beat one off to.

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>>73515091
Hey are you the one with the hedgehog I was talking to before?

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>>73515110
Don't, unless you want kanker.

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>>73515091
>Trust me from now on
Mmmmh, not sure what to make of this.

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>>73514996
What the fuck is wrong with Brits ? How can you guys not understand that other people not share your sense for banters ?
Fucking hell you guys are worse than the Dutch in term of being rude.
I bet you just thought "for fook's sake don't be a miserable cunt" when you realised she was ignoring you

someone give me a quick rundown on what these triple vowel using throat clearers are talking about

>>73515115

Oh been there, done that :)

>>73515437
they're flirting

>>73515385
Shut up mohammad

>>73515675
brexit haha, xd!

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>>73515675
Fuck off Rajesh, I love you guys, you're hilarious but it's ridiculous how bad you are with women. A real fucking marvel of the universe.

>>73515841
Pretty sure that was a greentext was ironic Pierre :3

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10617090/Why-English-men-are-better-than-their-French-counterparts.html

>>73515527
tell me if you like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TmiDC_a6ss

>>73515437
one is baiting the other must be a newfag on the thread

>>73515385
They just can't handle the bants mate

>>73515971
>.uk

ironic?

>>73516101
It means a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result.

>>73515841
Yes i suppose it's all nice and easy when you get given your cousin to marry.

>>73516159
Thanks for the correction, my british friend

>>73516247
My pleasure pal

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>Just realized I was visited by one of the fake profiles Serbia mentioned

>>73516623
Or maybe not. People in this general are nice enough but something really feels off. /cp/ has made me paranoid. Thanks.

What's the best continent for chicks lads? Asia and SA for me

>>73514174
youre funny turkey :D new people are coming here i see

>>73516714
I'm actually an interpals veteran of 3 years, I lurk on these threads but rarely ever post

>>73516693
Chill, even if it was my account I'm not planning to post your profile here. I have a real one and wouldn't like it if people did this with me.

>>73516714
I'm new, give me attention

>no view in a week


great site

>>73516895
I figured you wouldn't I just wanted to post something because I felt like a detective for a second. Then my second post came along because I reread what I posted and thought it looke dlike something a schizo would say.

>>73516948
I got over 60 in my first day senpai

>>73514174
How do you send pics?

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>John doesn't talk to me anymore but still jerks off to the pics I gave him

I'm mad

>>73517105
ctrl p but you need an image url

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>>73517109
You wouldn't be used as a sexual object if you stopped posting like a whore

>>73516979
Oh there are definitely shitposters but I'm not one of them. I mean I am a shitposter but not a bully.

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>>73517109
Do you have an IP? :3

>>73517374
Do you have an egyptian account with triple digits in the name? I'm too curious to let it go.

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>>73517215
Let me guess you are this guy right? >>73511861

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>>73517477
He is not me, you may not have a trip/name but you don't have many cat pictures and you don't really change the image names. You don't have to worry about me bullying because you're filtered. Have a nice day anon! Hope you find someone you can enjoy your time with.

>>73517109

Do you still masturbate to the pictures he gave you?

>>73517711
It's not fun unless we get to talk together about it...

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>>73517431
No I don't. Don't worry.
>>73517477
Do you have an IP?!?!

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>>73518604
I'M A SCHIZO

>>73516899
HI ANON!!!!!

>>73515974

Oh very nice anon, I'm in the mood for things like this

>>73516623
Always trust Serbia

>>73516895
Hmm, is it odd that I know your profile ?

>>73517109
And how exactly do you know that ?
Though he probably jerks off to the recording of you too.

>>73517431

>Do you have an egyptian account with triple digits in the name? I'm too curious to let it go.

>>73518604
>No I don't. Don't worry.


But I do.

>>73519177
Goddamnit

>>73519239
Directed by m night shyamalan

*rubs hands*

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>>73519391

Nah, not rubbing hands.

This would be my face when I say it.

Look directly in the camera and say.

>But I do.

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>the balding fat middle aged hairy turk I was practicing my German with was a homosexual all along

hello darkness my old friend

>>73519677
Handsome but scary desu
>>73519934
Rude >:^c

>>73520019
Do not speak to me of rudeness

I found a qt holocaust denier lads

>>73520019
Hmmm
wonder who else fits that description :)

>>73519934
Do americans have any anti-american songs ?

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>>73520201
Whats her nationality
Or should I say ethnicity
Let me guess; some kind of turkroach

>>73520293
Indonesian. I like qt muslim girls though

>>73520266
Hmm idk? :3 you?
I know plenty of egyptian anti-american songs btw
>>73520338
I'm not gonna deny shit with my real face out there

>>73520474
>I'm not gonna deny shit with my real face out there
you use codewords bro.

>>73520474
Hmm, maybe we both fit the description ;)

And post some.
I know this pretty epic one, but not really related to US or Egypt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdZgkGI5h0A

>>73520474
>>73520567
You two are so cute

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>American '''''women''''''

>>73520266
What genre do you want when it comes to Anti American songs. Our musicians are pretty self hating.

>>73520964
Something like this senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtthxziaJh8

How do I kniw everyone isn't just that autistic dutch catfishing me?

think I need to take a break from this site
I keep viewing profiles and realizing I've already looked at them 3 times without sending a message

>>73520756
>don't try to flirt with me
I'm about to puke.
>>73522177
It might be me as well.

>>73522177
Too busy responding to her third world brethren

>>73520756

Depressing

>>73522177
>>73522206

or me.

Which country Qts are the best / friendliest to talk to?

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>>73522782
I am serb?

>>73522802
mexico and muslims. literally.

>>73522802

Italy

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So I'm a shut-in loser. Should I avoid making a profile? I'm just setting myself up for failure and heart-break, right?

>>73522882
>So I'm a shut-in loser.
You'll fit right in with all the qts. Don't take shit too seriously and don't expect to instantly meet your soul mate and you'll do fine m8.

>>73522882

it might help you actually. At least, if you're willing to travel to explore the world

>>73522923
Seconding this

>>73522923
>soul mate

pffft. I'm just trying to get conversation practice since I spent over half a decade inside.

>>73522940
I can't afford that. I make like a thousand dollars a year, tops.

>>73522972
what is your favorite tendies dip?

Is anyone (men) else getting a sudden influx of muslim men visiting their profile

>>73523107
from which countries?

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>>73523007
I make my own.

>>73523149
Iran, Pakistan, Egypt

about 12 guys in the last two hours

>>73523261
They are probably religious and believe its haram to talk to a stranger woman so they talk to guys or smth.

Are you good looking? I probz get 3 a week

>>73522824
Yes.

Everybody is a Serb.

Do you want to return to your homeland ?

>>73523255
You and I would get along well

>>73523261
Do you think the muslims have their own /cp/ general on a Iranian chemical splicing forum where they link infidels profile to make fun of?

>>73523149
What women flirt with you the most, egyptbro

>>73523358
I think mainly poles for some reason.
or sometimes occasionally African americans back when I was more active on the site

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>>73522177
>autistic ""dutch""
Kek
Are you the brit who found my real profile?
Btw just so you guys know I only have like 6 profiles unironically.
>>73520567
Here have some third worldy musical thingy https://youtu.be/WL_mEYP8N-A
>>73523301
Am I serb too?

>>73523503
>Watching sama
y?

>>73523590
I don't watch her but my أم sends me weird things always on facebook

>>73523726
>ام
Why didn't google give a translate to this word?
عيلتاك غريبتون جدان btw

>>73523495
>africans

How many of them were WE WUZ KANGZ

>>73523799
No need to insult them . :[

I have irl gf, is interpals.net worth it?

>>73523999

A shallow American girlfriend or hot intelligent European with an amazing accent..

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>>73523999
>i have irl gf
No, unless it's for platonic snail mail exchange, language exchange and e-mail exchange of course.

This thai qt has fallen in love with me :)

>>73521053
Look up "80's American Hardcore Punk". Much of it was a reaction to the revival of "traditional" American values.

What facets of that are you interested in?

>>73524097
How long did that take, 2 messages?

So how do I avoid getting friendzoned? It seems like all of my qts only like me as their friend. It's fun talking with them but I want some nudes too.

>>73524270
pretty much, should I be skeptical?

>>73524324
Personally I wouldn't even be convinced it was actually a woman. Have you seen thai ladybois?

>>73524342
As long as they aren't scammers then I'm fine. And I've been talking to her for a day and she just shows me pics of her dog and stuff, so I'm content

>>73519934
Ich sehe deine Botschaft über den Wunsch, mit jemandem auf Deutsch zu sprechen und ich habe das gleiche Problem. Zumindest mit deutschen Leuten bekomme ich nur 1 oder 2 Nachrichten und dann hörst du auf, ist es das gleiche für dich? Glaubst du, ich kann dir eine Nachricht geben?

>>73524053
made me laugh desu.

>>73524296
Flirt. Use the red-blooded male within yourself.

>>73524531
Es ist in der Regel ein oder zwei Nachrichten und es hört auf. Ich habe 5 Nicht-Muttersprachler ausprobiert, aber das hat keine Früchte getragen. Ich werde die Mühe ersparen zu versuchen, herauszufinden, wie man eine Nachricht an einander zu bekommen und geben Sie einfach mein Profil /capnwolvar. Jetzt werde ich zufällige Worte füllen, also endet mein Beitrag nicht mit meinem Profilnamen.

>>73524296
Are you a native, english teacher or military?

>>73524097

>he doesn't know it's a trap

>>73524977
>>73524531
Do you want me to correct your textes?

>>73524977
Ich werde eine kurze Nachricht senden, bevor ich esse. Profil nicht vollständig. Nur eine Warnung


>>73525072
yes please. Is mine horribly off?

>>73525050
Y'all can fall for the ladyboy meme while I keep all the thai ladies to myself then

>>73501624
handsome desu

>>73525072
>>73524977

I would also like it if you wouldn't mind.

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Social experiment

I added this to my profile. Over a week period i want to see if there is a difference in my number of views, messages, and replies

Am I the only person here who doesn't care about qt's and just wants to talk to other people from different cultures and practice my language of interest. WITH ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN SEEING BOOBIES

>>73525214

no

>>73525093
>Zumindest bei deutschen Leuten bekomme ich nur ein oder zwei Nachrichten und dann hört es auch schon wieder auf. Hast du das gleiche Problem? Glaubst du, dass ich dir eine Nachricht schicken kann?

ftfy

Your german isnt really wrong you just have an odd way of wording your sentences and speak in a way no german would really speak. Im also not sure what you are trying to say with your last sentence. Are you asking him for permussion to send him some messages or are you asking if it is possible to send him messages at all?

>>73525282
I was asking if it would be possible to send any messages at all
Thank you for the correction though, I really do appreciate it


also WE NEED A NEW THREAD IN TWO MORE POSTS

>>73525351

You do it

>>73525146
>Es sind in der Regel ein oder zwei Nachrichten und dann hört es auch schon wieder auf. Ich hab es schon mit fünf Nicht-Muttersprachlern ausprobiert,aber das hat nie Früchte getragen. Ich werde mir die Mühe ersparen herauszufinden wie man...

ftfy

I dont know what you were trying to say after the triple dots so I couldnt translate it with any context in mind. Apart from that your german is quite OK you just use a really strange wording. I like the fact that you used a proverb even though it was quite strangely worded.

New thread
New thread
New thread

>>73525484

>>73525469
Danke deutsch brudder

>>73525469
If you're still here do you browse these generals or is there an actual general where germans like to congregate? I haven't really browsed /int/ since it has become /general/ central and have limited myself to these threads.

>tfw watching the newest episode of the expanse with the qt

>>73525640
Yeah there is /deutsch/ but I dont browse it anymore since it got too cancerous