/brit/

need a bf

theft is taxation

never had sex

theft is property

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gay anime girls

>Vaping

Literally never seen somebody vape that wasn't an absolute state of a person.

> there's an actual noncing nonce in here

>>73472061
*sits on your lap*

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susan

>people who go on about getting fat easily

How about you go for a walk and stop eating all the pies you fat bastard.

taxation is theft

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>they think they can dice the spice

smoking is for twats

>>73472093
i think there's more than one, mate

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taxation is theft

>>73471288
don't get it

is she implying white men get away with rape? is there a source anywhere to back that claim up

>>73472114
t. schoolbullied social outcast and retard

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Fuma numai tigari de foi
Statea pe canapele moi
Manca berdel si ananas si nu-i mai ajungeai la nas

>>73472153
yeah, the Source of Mum and Dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

more like barshitlona

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>Romania

>>73472088
remember some mong vaping at ggym

>>73472115
I don't really get why this was such a huge scandal
it seems plainly obvious what he meant and that there is a difference between chemical weapons and pesticide

>>73472031
A-australia too right? :( x

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>t. schoolbullied social outcast and retard

>>73472115
think it's quite obvious he meant he never used chemical weapons on the battlefield

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the squad

>>73472031
I approve of this union

t. scot

need a 2b gf

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>>73472212
>E E A
>E U
lmao

need a nordick or eastern euro gf

honestly can't fathom finding women attractive

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anime

Just made a deposit from the bank of mum and dad (love you guys xx) so I can go out and get wankered with the lads this weekend lol

Just got my new corsa VXR aswell. Looks proper mint. Can't wait to drive it when I pass my test lol

My mate tommo wants me to take it out without my licence. He's a proper mad cunt!!!!

>>73472212
WE

WUZ

ROMANS

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Remember the 20 million goyim!

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dozy painter gf

>>73472031
what about scotland?

>>73472281
good lad

>>73472292
bit gay

>>73472247
ah yes the spice "epidemic" in manchester

England is the promised land
And I'm just about to hit Mt. Sinai up in this bitch

ah yes, blur
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ef51Ne6zZz

Business idea: Sexual intercourse, sold as a product to people who cannot attain sexual intercourse in the normal sexual marketplace.

>>73472300
on lease?

>>73472304
>'shocking'

lmao

>>73472230
hahahaha
*flicks you on the ear really hard*
hahahahahahhaha
*knocks your flappy cap off*
hahaha
*squirts your suncream on the floor*
hahah, ahahahahahahaha
*celebrates christmas in the winter*
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAH

>>73472304
what the friggin he-

hey can we arrest this 'Nazis' guy already like come on!

>>73472304
oy vey!

>>73472088
only person i say was a fat neckbeard with a ponytail at uni

he was from jersey so very likely a nonce too

>>73472115
what the fuck is the anne frank centre

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The tits that saved syria

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>Poocelona

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AUSSIES BTFO

>>73472184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

>>73472304
>killed more jews than there were in europe at the time

wow so this.............................. is the power............................ of leftism

>>73472256
fuck off to celt then scotnigger

>>73472355
Never worn suncream, never need it and had a cancer checkup and the doc said i was being silly and everything was fine, also said as 'someone who is clearly a white anglo-saxon' it's medically far more likely for one of my freckles to become cancerous than one of my moles. Found that very interesting.

Never knew my skin was so obviously Anglo though.

some sort of sporting happening related (probably) to muslims

Have any of you Brits played Final fantasy 4

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>>73472415
A massive caldera, overdue for an eruption perhaps?

>>73472334
good post

>>73472425
sounds like the noise a pokemon makes on the gameboy games

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*vapes*

>>73472437
never says they were all Jews

>>73472437
>>73472376
>>73472373
>>73472352
fuck off racist bigots it's well documented that 22 Million people were killed.


fucking cunts

they should legalise drugs 2bh

>REEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49j

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cbKbs9pRU2
Rate my rap

>>73472534
DUDE

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>fuck off racist bigots it's well documented that 22 Million people were killed.
>fucking cunts

Hitler told me personally that at least 30 million were killed.

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>they should legalise drugs 2bh

>>73472278
always nice to see one of my toads posted xx

wish i was an italian mobster in new york in the early 60s

CRAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN

>>73472304
this is from 2013 and counts everybody, not just jews

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>>73472031
No joke that's LITERALLY the exact edition I was going to make next.

am a twat твн

might kms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTQ3ju0I

>>73472613
don't kill yourself. just stop smoking and you won't be a twat any longer.

the 4 year old son just alerted me to "shocking" new intel unearthed in germany that points towards the nazis actually murdering 200 million jews in warsaw alone
needless to say i am retroactively outraged

>>73472628
>>73472546
hmm

blowing bloody boogers out my nose

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>seltic pride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nigger

>>73472564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ceK66qsXFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4CIh_Lx8S

Best words-that-follow player? For me it was 'Janny's Dad', what a legend.

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its time

>>73472415
>>73472453
>>73472474
>>73472495
>>73472510
>>73472534
>>73472541
>>73472574
>>73472585
>>73472587
>>73472588
>>73472589
>>73472653
>>73472667
fuck off please

>>73472694
all me

>>73472588
wish i was a stasi officer in east germany in the mid 1970s

>>73472498
RACISTS BTFO

why do irish-americans and italian-americans hate each other?

>pronouncing celtic with an 's' instead of a 'k'

what are some other runt red flags?

none of you runts would dare deny the holocaust to my face

>>73472721
>not following the footy

MDMA cured my depression

>>73472721
fondness for rapping and/or listening to rap music

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ah yes, the so-called northern powerhouse

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Wish I was a pretty girl.

>>73472745
>>73472755
excellent posts

>>73472755
good post

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>>73472755
i can feel the power

>>73472745
parochial England is a depressing place.

>>73472721
being right wing

>>73472564
RASHEED

>>73472721
saying 'scone' like skon rather than s-cone

>>73472798

D U D E
W E E D

rasheeds do the most drugs anyway

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hmmmmmm

>>73472687
Can't even get bacon in mosques anymore smdh

>>73472800
t. non midland nonce

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IMAJUN MY SURPRISE WHEN I AM A SMOKIN HOT BABE

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moving to the southern powerhouse lads

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Birmingham
2. Dublin
3. Liverpool
4. Hull
5. Belfast

>>73472796
>>73472746
>>73472743
don't really care, just said it so that I could say people who pronounce celtic wrong are runts in a roundabout way

>>73472800
good shout

anyone heard the rumours about new celeb leaks?

>>73472675

is that you>>73472721

>>73472835
Looks like taytay

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>>73472710
The Irish became judges, policemen,workers catholics in America were clean then

Italians became shitty greasy criminals with their gabagool and labour competition and brought their mongol language and decadence

>>73472850
Birmingham literally has the highest PP of any British city. And London has the most whites FOY

>>73472830
What's so "hmmmmmm" exactly?

>>73472745
look like dark souls enemies

>>73472835
Good post

>>73472848
Bas Vegas mentioned

Lads, here in SoCal, in an office at work.

Lights are flickering in the building, if I get nuked I want you all to know that your my only lads and that I hate niggers, spics, pakis and Jews oh and Canadians.

Nice knowing you all, kill some Norks for me

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>>73472902
>And London has the most whites FOY

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>>73472787
DELET

Business idea: Ban all Norwegian people from entering the UK and never give any sort of justification for doing so.

define a fuccboi

>>73472824
>NO ONE WOULD DO IT FOR HIM

RASHEED BTFO

>>73472745
quite attracted to the girl eating a chicken wing

>>73472850
hello nigger

>>73472963
nice

>>73472870
no

thanks for the notice lad

>>73472979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

Business idea: launch the nukes at the north and rebuild it up as a real powerhouse.

>>73472963
quite

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R8 the powershirt lads

>>73472906
read the last paragraph

>>73472962
Rorke
>>73472968
Rasheed

>>73472800
it's definitely "skoon"

t. fir na siorrachd pheairt

>>73472962
rorke
>>73472968
rasheed

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ahhhhh who needs hollywood when you've got essex

>>73473006
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

I was looking for this in the archives last week, lost the link

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>being right wing

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r8 the vocaroo collection

>>73473023
leaf

>>73473002
looking for Luisa Zissman and Georgia May Fit desu

dont reply to the mentally fucked cunt

>>73472453
just cause you cant get laid in a skirt

mate of mine told me about his trip to ukraine and now i really want to go

>>73473040
kek

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WELL IMAGINE MOI SURPROISE

What race do I be on Skyrim? I've thought about Argonian since I think their advantage of breathing underwater is pretty cool.

heard blackpool is basically magaluf

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new read

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>>73473032

>>73472835
LOOKIN AT MUH TITS IS NAUGHT A LEGITAMUTE FORM OF PROTEST

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Macrinus, Algerian empror of Rome has the best disdain for plebe face of all roman emprors. Pic related. Did England ever produce a roman empror lol

>>73473079
altmer

>>73473043
>all these alt-right fanboys are so childish

Top Ten of Britain

1. England
2. Northern Ireland
3. Wales
4. Falklands
5. Gibraltar
6. Isle of Man
7. Jersey
8. Guernsey
9. Southern Ireland
10. Scotland

>>73473045
do you have the the irish one where he's going off about cornwall and how he never liked him and all his posts are shite and that he's an arsepiece?

or, the one about the (irish) pozz cuckold?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6SSH5sYmI

Ever since I got in from work I've been trying to buy meme cryptocurrencies and I still haven't been able to reeeeeeeee. Maybe it's a sign from the gods telling me to avoid this foolishness

>>73473011
I did. Don't see what's so strange, Jews had restrictions placed on them by the Tsarist regime and the Black Hundreds terrorised them so it's not really surprising that they wanted change

going to smuggle my valium through airport security in my foreskin desu

>>73473122
>WE WUZ ROMAN EMPERORS N SHIET

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redpill me on artificial japanese vaginas

>>73473154
The republic of Ireland is not part of britain and yet it is the best part of it lol

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>>73473122
>we wuz roman emprahs n shieeet

Cmon lad

>>73472572
thought this image was shopped but it looks real, kek

>>73473154
Gibraltar is better than the Falklands after BREXIT started just because it's birthed new life into Spain's butthurt. Otherwise correct. What would it be if it was

Top Ten of Britain and Former Colonies.

>>73473166
no but those both sound really great, especially the one about cornwall. i'll take a look in the archives and see if i can find it.

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what are the Canadians hiding?

Ty is the unsung hero of Arsenal Fan TV

>>73473182
How many?

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>>73473122
Constantine

do Algerians/Muslims even care about Rome?

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ah yes the spice epidemic

Reminder Newcastle is the best place in England

WICKED OR WEAKNESS

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

went out for a meal earlier and the grandma was telling me about her cleaner's prolapsed womb
mad stuff innit

>>73473191
Indeed and saints too https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustine_of_Hippo

>listening to random hip hop playlists on Spotify
>SO FUCKING MANY HORRIBLE RAPPERS

Honestly did not know how much fucking TRASH was out there.

Really makes you appreciate rappers that actually sing about real shit, have meaning to the lyrics and convey their emotions into the lyrics,

I WUNNER IF YUH KNOW

HOW THEY LIH IN TOKYO

>>73473178
Wouldnt that give Hitler a little credence at least? To say that Jews were the cause of certain ills wasn't that far off...

Also I never learned of American involvement in the October Revolution, but we were the first to acknowledge them and give them funds along with the UK

>>73473238
The same but with Australia above Southern Ireland and then New Zealand, United States, Canada, South Africa and India above Scotland

>>73473189
>still wearing socks
0/10 need to see her feet

>>73473240
post them if you find them please, I've looked myself and didn't have any luck

>>73473270
>grandma
FOY

>>73473167
https://youtu.be/yNmta1gFjxU

>>73473228
its strange how the internet has produced so many morons

also nearly every young black "intellectual" is thick as fuck and would get laughed at if they were white.

Any of you ever been to a sixth form/high school reunion?

>>73473270
>grandma
you mean your nan, you bent yank

>>73473228
>>73473390
this page and most of its followers are /pol/ trolls

haha i;m dutch and im very gay

>>73473322
Rap is pleb trash for the most part so every dumb nigger thinks they can do it well.

the only "good" rap/hip hop has heavy jazz and blues influence.

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The dream team

>>73473322
>rap
>Spotify
>redditspacing
>Trash
fuck off

>>73473446
there are plenty of real people like this and I've met them.

>>73473478
absolutely butters

no idea what your obsession with her is

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>>73473251
Nice. He was quite a chad ngl.

Lapdance by N.E.R.D. was one of the best choons of the 2000's

>>73473228
kek at that /pol/ troll with the top comment

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Who is best jojo and why is it joseph

animals i dont like: hornets, ticks
animals i like: cats, seals

>>73473519
>not Rock Star

For me, it's £12 Captain Morgan from 'sco

>>73473342
>(irish) pozz cuckold

this? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dzeJ6z3HPC

>>73473519
never listened to it and don't plan to

>>73473371
>>73473407
fuck off poortherners

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>>73473542
I don't think that's a troll mate

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>>73473544
>don't live far from here

>>73473544
joey joe joe junior shabadoo

>>73473600
don't think there are too many black men named "Mikey Diedriech" mate

>>73473628
a really really good post

>>73473544
it's josuke (cool kind and 4 balls kind)

>>73473390
>also nearly every young black "intellectual" is thick as fuck and would get laughed at if they were white.
See how many young black intellectuals there are at Harvard, Cornell, etc. Plenty but you don't know a single one of them.
The ones you're refering are your counterparts. Dumb north-american fucks who post stupid shit on the internet. But you hear about them more because of memes.

Top Ten Animals

1. Cute Dogs
2. Bears
3. Kangaroos
4. Okay Dogs
5. Elephants
6. Sharks
7. Monkeys and Gorillas
8. Lizards
9. Pandas
10. Not Great Dogs but Still Dogs
738957398572985. Cats

>>73473544
Sat there once I think. Sitting by the rivers in Amsterdam talking to strangers was one of the nicest experiences I've had in years.

Shame about all the muslims you've got though.

>>73473636
fail to see the relevance or why there wouldn't be a black man called Mikey Diedriech

>>73473628
thats the worst name i ever heard

>>73473583
no it's the one where he goes to the gym and picks up a black

that's an englishman anyway

>>73473595
*essexman

>>73473399

Aren't they a decade after you graduate then every year the month you graduated after? I'm pretty positive mine is sometime this year. I doubt they'd want me back though since I wasn't even asked to the leaver's meal.

>>73473658
>There is such a thing as a not-cute, not-great dog
Rasheed

business idea: form close inter-personal relationships with people in real life, and reap the attendant social, emotional and romantic rewards, enriching your life and that of those around you

what happened to Theophilus London lads

Vibes was a solid album desu

>>73473658
ants need to be in the 10 top mate

>>73473342
i saved the links but they're gone from vocaroo now

Going to Krabi this weekend. Planning to make a cheeky wenger out banner and put it on top of the mountain haha lads

>>73473265
for inbreeding

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kots>

SSRIs are toxic

>>73473705
what is a bull terrier

I swear my headphones seem to break an unreasonable amount

Doing a post off the gfs blower

Burning CDs to play in the whip lads

>>73473718
What animal would you take out for ants though

>>73473705
What about runt freak of nature handbag dogs

>>73473688
because it's a German last name, and a very white nickname for somebody named Michael.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eKxzxbtip8

That Poppy t b h

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hmm haha very funny post

>>73473773
lizards. fuck lizards.

>>73473768
It's because you wind them up in your pocket

will now post cats to irritate the dogrunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m71rElwEVqM

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>>73473744
A cute great doggo.

>>73473773
Great doggos when not abused by handbag women

*blows really hard in your ear*

>>73472031
Sitting in my car on break and I'm pretty sure some animals are getting raped in the field next door.

Pretty spooky tbqh

>>73473786
forgot about her

she's all over the shop, used to do language videos, lives in Turkey and fucking hates it, is pro brexit and shit

bizarre lady

>>73473797
funny

>>73473769
Fuck off normie phoneposting twat

Want to go into the kitchen to make some green tea, but my dickhead housemate who smells and always leaves the kitchen in a state is in there and I don't want to talk to him.

>>73473744
a dog bred for the purpose of blood sports such as bull-baiting

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>>73473819
PISS OFF YOU CUNT

>>73473770
>not having bluetooth audio and spotify premium

>>73473797
/b/ tier post

Are you gonna stay the night?

It doesn't mean we're bound for life

>>73473815
>doggo
fuck off back to plebbit and stay there

>>73473335
>Wouldnt that give Hitler a little credence at least? To say that Jews were the cause of certain ills wasn't that far off...
Hitler would've blamed the Jews regardless of what they did. They're a projection screen for conspiracies.
>Also I never learned of American involvement in the October Revolution, but we were the first to acknowledge them and give them funds along with the UK
Yeah, to keep Russia fighting. Brest-Litovsk was glorious for Germany. It was Germany who let Lenin go back to Russia on the train to knock Russia out of the war. As soon as it as over, Britain America, France and others intervened in the Russian civil war on the side of the Whites

can someone PM me a link to download the trip to spain?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s12WRPocuLx0

In a FOUL mood

Considering going to the shop to pick up some wine and snacks

But I don't 'need' to and I've already wasted £50 today playing poker

>>73473873
sent ;)

>>73473835
Alright I'll be done in a few minutes mate sorry about the washing up

>>73473699
i've just been invited to my 10-year one

can't wait to parade my arse there and tell them how much better my life is than theirs

*cruises around Dartford maccies in my blacked out 2008 320d blasting Nines*

dont feel like looking up anymore desu

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>>73473870
rasheed

radical dog and cat owner here

>>73473815
>>73473845

fetal alcohol syndrome: the dog

>>73473811
Am I meant to let them get tangled?

Put my hands down the back of the gfs jeans and felt her bum a bit in the kitchen while she was making slush puppies

>>73473881
just do it you fanny

Always take valium on long haul flights and I don't bosh them before going through security or try and hide them. They just go in my hand luggage. I've no prescription and it doesn't worry me.

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>>73473903
soggy doggies

>>73473918
Wear them up your shirt and when you're not using them, let them dangle on your collar.

>>73473919
slushed all over her puppies last weekend

>>73473918
You are meant to either wear it around your neck like a scarf or lay it out on the table at home so you don't have to wind it or leave them tangled

>>73473919
nice

who the fuck makes slush puppies at home though? Sounds runty, not to mention how impractical it sounds.

>>73473954
need a rikka gf

the bf was rimming me the other night and i farted right in his face

>>73473956
I used to do that as an arrogant student but it would hardly look professional at the office

quick update:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ

>>73473887
You said that last time you cunt and then left more dishes unwashed all weekend. Had ENOUGH desu

>>73474022
Earphones are never professional at the office.

>>73474022
wearing them at all in an office is unprofessional

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>>73473654
How many of them do you know eh?
I worked as a TA at UofT and can safely say all "black Americans" are pretty braindead

the actual Africans try hard and are more intelligent but their parents push them as hard as Asians do. they would write clear concise papers on topics relevant to the class and in general were very good students.

the "local" blacks would enter essays full of gobbledygook with no proper formatting, grammar, spelling or references.
every single time their essays would be about either pure nonsense like conspiracy theories or about how hard "us nigguz" have it, they would also interrupt all the time and rant on and on about this or that as some sort of power play.

it only served to re-enforce my belief that (((oppressed))) minorities have nothing of value to say ever.

it all falls apart lads, feel like crying, but to weak..

>He isn't his own boss

Good goyvesh

>>73473931
I do this all the time. Flew with over 100 xanax in an unmarked bottle.

>>73472031
>Northern Ireland
No such thing

Listening to this lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI

>>73474069
What the fuck, is this guy some /brit/poster

Never pictured any of you as black

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KoZ1leplTE

>2:25

the fucking STATE of humanity

>>73474069
Thailad's magnum opus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-j6rff_b8

>>73474069
so full of wonder and openness

>>73473860
old car mate, no bluetooth or even aux lead

>>73474123
FONC FONC FONC

>>73474123
fuck off you disgusting newcunt

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>>73473658
0. Russians

>>73474092
>>73474076
That's my point you cretinous melts

>>73474123
disgusting
please stay on Reddit

>>73474069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBBv43iQGg

brit needed to step it up when it was funny

>>73474204
>>73474204
>>73474204
>>73474204
>>73474204

>>73474123
incredibly, painfully, staggeringly new.

>>73474234
>>73474234
>>73474234
>>73474234
Real new

fuck the yank

>>73473342
>>73473696
this is probably the post where the cornwall vocaroos were made (*encourages you to post a vocaroo expressing your hate for cornwall*)
but they have expired by now :/
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/65016415/#65017349

>>73474095
Was talking about faculty/researchers, a lot of brillant blacks I know personally. That being said all black ivy league students I've met (mostly on romantic dates) were as you describe. I blame positive action scholarships (all of them had it, excect one Columbia law school chick who was actually brilliant). No wonder they're not as talented as their white counterparts. They weren't let in on the same criteria.

>>73473454
Can i kiss you?