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Quintessential Yank Post Edition
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>>73463196
awful edition
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business idea: move all the white south africans to europe
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Putting normies where they belong (the bin)
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poo
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afrikaner gf 2017 is NOT going well

only about 1000 or so afrikaners in canada, most south africans in canada are anglos

fuck me
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Need a bf lads
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>>73463213
why are you looking at saffir cars?
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first for CHINKS OUT
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>>73463196
would rather be born in the US than the UK desu

Australia is leagues better than both, though.
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>>73463260
because
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>I microdose
hope he gets run over

also portsmouth mentioned hehehe wahey
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>when she's a naughty girl and shows her face
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>>73463307
Every east of Poland has no fucking clue how to flirt
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>>73463305
whats wrong with microdosing?
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>no friends
>no gf
>miserable
>drink too much
>out of shape
>manlet
>ugly
>depressed
>khhv

but

>not retarded

hmm
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south africans are crypto-aussies
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>>73463302
>>73463254
leaftism
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unsure why treatment of gays in chechnya is receiving interest now when gays get murdered every day in muslim countries. dont get it.
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>>73463380
has no positive effects, you're just slowly pissing drugs away and looking like a muggins at the same time

it's astrology and no-fap tier
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>>73463307
steady on isco mate
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>>73463404
>that chevy badge

REEEEEEEEEE IT'S A HOLDEN

you don't know how much shit we give cunts who re-badge their holdens with chevy badges here.
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how's /northernirishgf2017/ coming along lads?
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>>73463435
>has no positive effects
there are literally multiple studies showing it does you utter braindead retard
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ah yes, the /brit/ 2016 brum meet up
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>>73463453
No such thing
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>>73463451
**teleports behind you**
>>73463453
NOT well

2nd goal behind /afrikanergf2017/
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>>73463453
I'm still lagging behind on /anyhumaninteraction2014/ here lad
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>>73463482
absolutely not
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>>73463483
awright now thats quite enough go on
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I was rocking Rick Owens she was rocking Raaaaafs
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>brand any man who even looks at a kid as a nonce
>sue people for grabbing your kid's wrist to stop the doing something retarded
>act surprised when people don't want to be Scout leaders

Fuck you Bear Grylls
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once saw a buick regal with vauxhall insiginia badges on it

not sure who would do that
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>>73463526
>not: "sling yer ook luv"

poor show
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>>73463523
mong cunt
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>>73463542
blame the lower classes
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>>73463510
i guess GM can use any IP owned by any of their subsidiaries (of which Holden is one)

most holdens look better than yank chevys anyway. Is pontiac even still a thing?
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>women in the cubicle over are talking about sugar daddy dating sites
>ones a 21yr old
>ones 30yr and married
>ones like 40 and divorced
>laughing and giggling about it
>I should find on for my daughter says the 40yr old
>daughter is 14
HITLER WAS RIGHT GUYS

IM FUCKING DONE
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>>73463553
>white

no thanks
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hello everyone, this is running on empty, food...................revyoo!

i heartily recommend the lindt "truffle" selection, cant remember what exactly
not lindor, a big lovely set of proper lindt truffles in milk, dark, white, hazelnut, vanilla and EXTRA DARK (my favourite ;-P) chocolate
it cost me both arms and legs but by gum was it worth it
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>>73463564
go take your microdose and go for your walk already you microbrain microdicklet
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>>73463453
Never heard of one but I do have a proddy gf whom'st is having a catholic child together with me
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>>73463580
>most holdens look better than yank chevys anyway. Is pontiac even still a thing?


nah

leafs were the only thing keeping pontiac alive, got axed in 2010

most pontiacs went to chevrolet/buick
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>youtube recommendations are arsenal fan tv, pedophile hunting and asmr

ah yes
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>>73463574
I blame the radical middle class generally, so paranoid about their precious little angels that nobody wants to risk being around them
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>>73463667
gchq would literally arrest you on the spot if they saw that
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>>73463667

me, but I get some rorke politics shit thrown in despite being a centrist
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>>73463587
Ah yes, the united sharts of america. You should really scold them for not also getting BLACKED
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>>73463616
christcuck
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>>73463526
>>73463559
>not ANY OLD SCRAP IROOOOOON
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the 'tube fp
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>An Ohio woman has been charged with raping a cab driver at knifepoint before she and another man robbed him, according to police.

Brittany Carter, 23, is accused of performing a sex act on the 29-year-old driver while Corey Jackson, 20, allegedly held a knife to his throat.

Police said the pair then stole $32 (£26) from the victim before fleeing the scene in the city of Findlay.

"We don't know why she did it," police Lt Robert Ring said.
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>be me
>in Costa
>having a coffee and a donut
>As Soon I sit down i hear the screeching/moaning noise like
>EOOOOOOOOOEOOOOOOO
>Look behind me
>it's a spastic
>after about 2 minutes I get pissed off
>just about to move onto my donut when he drops his coffee near me
>I sit up and shout-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPASTIC CUNT
>He starts crying and wailing like someone punched him
>I start wailing back taking the piss out of him in pure rage
>EOOOOOROOOOOOOO
>Everyone looks at me like I just murdered a baby
>take my donut and walk out

just wanted a snack
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mummy and daddy are having a nice relaxing argument again haha x
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Are Mormans the saviours of the white race?
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>>73463756
yes

t. morman
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>>73463752
nice
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>>73463752
So she gets that Corey person to hold people at knifepoint while she fucks them? criminal cuckolding
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>>73463753
DO hope this happened
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so lads ive known a lot of folk truths about baths
praps you can set me straight
google is down

baths
are they good?
do we like baths?
dont you just stew in your own grimy secretions?
do hot baths help prevent muscle aches after a long day fighting evil?
wat if you already have the aches? will it neutralise them?
willy fanny willy fanny willy fanny willy fanny willy fanny
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need to stop clicking links on /brit/

youtube recommendations are a mess
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>>73463745
why are you obsessed with my country?
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>>73463753
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPASTIC CUNT

would crease if I saw this actually happen
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>>73463756
why not mormen
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>>73463247
nah lol, they deserve to suffer for apartheid
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>>73463587
what did hitler say about sugar daddies
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>youtube reccemedations are all WWI, WWII and Islamic history documentaries
not quite sure what list I'm on...
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>>73463752
New levels of cuckoldry
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MORMANS

ROOOOOOOOOOO
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>>73463827
on all levels except physical i am australian
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>>73463823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RM1oTw6fPg
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6 days to write 8,000 words and I've just spent all of today sitting in bed doing nothing hahahaha

(did take 10 minutes off to sob quietly at around 4pm though)
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>>73463813

the japs have it right

first shower to clean of the filth
then bath for relaxation
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>>73463753
'kin 'ell m8
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>>73463828
creasing at u desu
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>>73463574
bear grylls is middle class as fuck
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tell me about manchester
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Few eggies on toast and I'll be off t'gym lads
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>>73463869
best get started then eh lad?
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>>73463756
They may verywell be
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>>73463823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ
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>>73463795
>>73463846
That must be it, she'd make more than $32 hooking, so it isn't the money
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scouts was top banter as a kid except for when i threw up on the side of a cliff because i didn't want to rappel down
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>>73463892
it's great
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>>73463892
sheed central
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>>73463892

shit milltown full of homeless people and pakis
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>>73463823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQh80OH5lZA
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>scouts
never knew anyone who did this, must be a middle class english thing
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>>73463892
sheffield is better
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>>73463892
shitty mill town with a couple good football teams
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got diverse tastes me
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>>73463874
dont they have 78 hour work days? hows that work then
im a busy young cattleprod i dont think ive the time to shower AND bathe
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>>73463918
runt
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downloading bombay bicycle club discography atm

going to add it to my "gay indie music" collection

it's already quite sizeable
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>>73463892
it's alright
nice little city
not too big

though there's a lot of homeless people for some reason
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>>73463433
Chechyna is Muslim
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Unironically going to start mining cryptocurrency and expect to be very successful.
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>>73463975
alri henry
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Get /fit/, /lit/ and /fa/

Also work on career goals
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>>73463542
What are you on about?
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>>73464001
i know. just wondering the media are focusing on this competitively small instance gays are executed every day in the middle east. dont see much about that in the press.
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>>73463922
wrong
>>73463932
wrong
>>73463951
wrong
>>73463954
>shitty milltown
wrong

I take it a lot of /brit/ users haven't been to manchester for quite some time
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>>73464016
>competing with ASIC using your shitty GPU
yeah, that'll work mate especially with the outrageous electricity prices here
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>>73463975
>>73463975
Hubert Cumberdale?
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>>73464049
alri sheed
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>>73464042
cba with /fit/
i am /lit/
/fa/ is too expensive, i just wear chequered shirts and jeans, comfy
career goals are to be a cosy little NEET
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also one time when i was 12 i passed out several times on a scout camp because we were hiking 22km down a mountain and i didn't eat breakfast
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>>73463845
I get all these nazi montages from accounts with names like defend evropa
i dont even watch them so i dunno why I get the
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>>73464044
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39560023
>'Leader shortage' means 51,000 children wait to join Scouts
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tortilla wraps are great

you can grab any old shite, wrap it up and call it food
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youd thnk that if they was killing poofs every day theyd run out of poofs
reckon government pays people to be poofs just to have at em and tackle overpopulation
hmmm maybe sharia law is the answer after all
*focuses to load recaptcha*
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tell me about the americans, why do they tip
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>>73464083
>chequered shirts and jeans

Alri John Scarce
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>>73464094
runt
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>>73464103
How is that Bear Grylls fault?
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>>73464125
otherwise they'd be in violation of the NAP and they would be shot on site

america is an anarcho-capitalist society made real
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>>73464049

was there the other day,

>>73463954

is spot on. Liverpool, Leeds and Sheffield are all better.
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babymeia on the 'gram is honestly the most attractive woman I've ever seen
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used this chechyna thing to have a subtle dig at muzzies on facebook.
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i have 25 hours work per a week
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oh my fucking god i just got cum all over my neighbors cat again oh ffs
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>>73464146
had to look up who that was

nah i usually wear them unbuttoned with a t shirt underneath and i'm not fat
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I know /brit/ is strongly pro-grime but are there any other acceptable genres?
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idiot abroad worth watching?
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>>73463559
>>73463724
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gf just sent me this
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>>73464237
>grime
Ear rape
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>>73464237
anything -wave
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https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/851840861881196544
wew
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>>73464180
He's the Chief Scout, fixing this shit is his job
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>brazilian car made in 2012

so this.. is the power... of the brazilian powerhouse
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im going now
"what, to manchester?" you say
"nah to bed" i reply
"oh fairs mate catch you on the flipside" you respond
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>>73463869
wrote nearly 2000 words on a non school/work related thing, on a whim
start fucking writing mate
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>>73464237
Garage, jungle, dnb, dubstep, bassline, 4x4, 2step, funky house
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>>73464246
Ye
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so you can have the gf of your dreams but she will periodically shit herself with no notice

do you accept?
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>>73464268
Yeah but he never sued anyone or called someone a nonce
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>>73464281
yeah, 2000 words of complete shite
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>>73463752
I would have the fattest boner Tbh

only person I'd be reporting it to would be my mates
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mental how 25% of kiwis are maoris

never thought it'd be that much
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>>73464298

ofc not. Why would anyone accept that?
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>>73464257
>pasty white kids
back to r.eddit blad
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Had 3 strong cups of coffee earlier and now my palms are sweaty as fuck..

What the fuck.
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>helping poor people

Why are you encouraging the lazy brit?
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>>73464268
Look at that bitch laughing at him, she probably told William about how he spilled spaghetti everywhere while some black guy railed her from behind
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>>73464121
sandwiches are great

you can grab any old shite, wrap it up and call it food
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>>73464349
never heard of caffeine you fucking idiot?
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>>73464297
where can i watch it? ten't got a netflix
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hope you lads have got your toads ready for sunday xx
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>>73464349
knees weak?
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>>73464296
>Garage
>>>/1994/
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>>73464351
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>>73464342
some people like scat
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>>73464383
https://tpbunblocked.org/
Make sure you have a good adblocker and popups blocked
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soup is great

you can grab any old shite, throw it in stock and call it food
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>>73464369
not to the same extent as with a tortilla wrap

also sandwiches require food to be chopped in a manner conducive to lying flat. Don't need to worry about that in tortilla land.
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>>73464385
toads?
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>>73464349
Arms heavy?
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>>73464427
indeed
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Scouts would be good if the uniforms weren't so fucking bent

they all look like absolute twats

make it more like army cadets but not as up their own arse and I guarantee the uptake would be much higher
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>United Airlines shares plummet after passenger dragged from plane
>Shares plummeted Tuesday, wiping close to $1bn off the holding company’s value, after a man was violently removed from a flight by aviation police

Friendly reminder that reddit can literally wipe a billion dollars off the value of a company at will. Meanwhile, /brit/ unironically cannot organise a pissup in a pub
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>>73464386
Arms are a bit heavy
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who /maaaax!\ here?
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>>73464386
>>73464436
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
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>>73464412
not clickign that virus
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he opens his mouth but spaghetti wont come out
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swear nearly everyone who plays video games more than once a fortnight is legitimately sub-80 iq
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>>73464461
Kill all yanks
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>>73464427
should say #1 Toad iih
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>>73464478
console gamers maybe
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>>73464385
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>>73464478
You sound like a subhuman with a single digit IQ t b q h
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>>73464385
Hmm? Is there a celebration of some sort on Sunday?
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>>73464461
You want to pay your uni bills, work as a stripper, otherwise be grateful for this person taking pity on you and letting you keep the change
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Doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP1XvF-BAwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmN9rZW0HGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0P0WRD_33E
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>>73464414
nah
mum makes lots of shitty soups that are too sweet
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persecution of gays in muslim countries is purely religious right?
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>>73464237
/brit/ has and always will be a punk rock general
never mind any of that nigger music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc
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>>73464461
Surely most yanks must find this attitude ridiculous
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>>73464527
well thats her problem, not the soups.
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>>73464502
t. 78 iq

>>73464509
wrong, i've done multiple free online tests and i always get at least 145
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its been a good 10 minutes but ive got to get back to bed
any q's? any p's and q's?
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>>73464461
literally just saw karl pilkington talk about this 'tipping' business in America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWekzsJDWBo
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>>73464553
79 actually so fuck you
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>>73464515
The celebration of the prophet who rose from the dead, perhaps?
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>Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law has pleaded guilty to conspiring to hack a computer system relating to the celebrity chef's business interests.
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>>73464522
Listened to Nostalgia:Ultra for the first time in ages this morning, weird
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>>73464532
nah it's merely a coincidence
muslims LOVE gays and would NEVER string them up from cranes or stone them haha
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how was everyone's seder
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>>73464550
if you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to go out :)
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>>73464237
dance music
indie/alt rock from the 70s-90s
country
post punk
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>>73464572
HmMmmMmMMmMm
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>>73464579
yeh but is it based in religious scripture?
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>>73464461
Ah yes let me get the calculator out
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can't wait to have my first beer in the sun of 2017 desu
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>>73464535
grime is literally modern punk rock
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Did a poo, looks healthy to me... any objections?
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>>73464597
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>>73464592
Why do waiters think they deserve more money for a more expensive bill?
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>>73464582
pretty good honestly, had a FAT wank earlier it was quality but then when i coomed i was like 'well then' and felt empty or whatever.
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>>73464461
>go to Canada
>no tax on the menus
>first pub I go to barman flips out that I didn't tip

a $5 """"""pint""""""" quickly turns into a $9 one, it's ridiculous

fucking ponces
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ahh shit lads always pulling gimmicks like this x
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>>73464597
yer my fave neofrog is the nondescript grey square one with the big nose
fuck you for saving this image i love you and i hope you dont die
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>>73464385
Hm? What's on Sunday again? A certain egg and Jesus centred celebration, perhaps?
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Business idea: Go to yankistan... and don't tip
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9i_VD9S2SQ&feature=youtu.be


>yanks
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>>73464632
>toilet
turn proxy off
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>>73464632
Yeah looks healthy

Bit pale though
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pls nuke California, pls

i wanna see it all turn to ash
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bit weird innit
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>>73464637
The higher the bill, the more items they had to carry out, generally.
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>>73464629
like grime but this whole 'hip hop is punk rock' is dumb
hip hop is fucking lame even if I like it
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>>73464629
no
grime is just chavs rapping about how rich they are and how many women they fuck
only teens get drawn into it. Once you're older you'll grow out of it lad :)
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>>73464677
Probs the flash
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>>73464689
Absolute bollocks
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>tfw you missed this

ffs

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-break-up-fullyfledged-tube-train-rave-with-mc-and-sound-system-on-bakerloo-line-a3512766.html
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>>73464493
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>>73464674
there's a part 2 to this that's even worse
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post more toads
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>>73464654
An event that Americans don't celebrate?
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>>73464637
You're supposed to give 22%, regardless of the total
>>
*walks past you*
*beep beep BEEP BEEP beep*
Oops haha, forgot to turn off my gaydar
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If I was insanely rich I would literally do cocaine for breakfast, do drugs, fuck slags, buy shit, party and just get absolutely wankered on my yacht.

10 of the most beautiful slags in a bed covered in coke.
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>>73464697
>>73464701
grime:
>multi-layered lyrics delivered in an incredibly technically demanding style, layered on top of complex elecronic beats

punk:
>IIIIII AM AN AAAAANARCHYST *fails to play the three chords in the song correctly*
>>
famous nonce duos:
dick and dom
ant and dec
barry and paul
bonnie and clyde
dumb and dumber
mario and luigi
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>>73464732
I'd have been angry as fuck if that had happened while I was on it
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>>73464689
If america is so individualistic then why is one expected to cover another's shitty wage?

They should get another job.
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>>73464732
why are women so fucking boring

https://twitter.com/EliseDumont/status/851554582438309888

>>73464733
excellent lad - SHALL be using this in the future, keep your eyes peeled x
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>>73464793
why? that doesn't sound pleasant at all
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weird to me that people get proper fat, ive not ate today just cause i couldnt be bothered
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>>73464762
Due to their fierce resistance of chocolate eggs, perhaps?
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im in sweden lads
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>>73464725
It's true, especially in the type of place where a server would complain about not being tipped adequately. She probably had a large party and was expecting a large tip.
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>>73464732
I think that's Harry Shotta too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IowE0du2Z5M
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is britain-sama gonna help us nuke the norks?
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>>73464832
>ive not ate today just cause i couldnt be bothered

That's not a good thing m8
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>>73464856
they said it involved a well known DJ so probably
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>>73464884
lovely jubley boobie woobies
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>>73464861
as if we have a choice
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>>73464804
so what you're saying is grime isn't the new punk rock?
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*slags you off behind your back*
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>>73464749
got 185 toads in my folder
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>trip to America
>decide to go out for a meal
>offer to pay for everything
>they end up getting way too much food and I can barely afford to pay it
>decide to give the rest of the money in my wallet away as a tip anyway
>understand it's not much, so I give a quick thank you message as well
haha hopefully they're understanding about it x
>>
might have this done
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>>73464867
no i suppose not haha

guess it's time to go t' shops, but i'm not getting anything for anyone so don't ask
>>
Tell me about this Saffiyah Khan lady
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>>73464861
hope so
>>
>>73464818
It's easier to blame the customer and conduct petty retaliation to make yourself feel better than to complain to your boss and get told that you're free to look for another waiting job that will inevitably carry the same circumstances.
>>
Really sick of the "pretending to like nigger music" gimmick
>>
3464804
>wow damn strawman xDDDD
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>>73464915
favourite one here
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>>73464833
how does this gif work?
>>
Can't be dealing wi waiters that ask how yer meal is as yer scoffing ur gob full of food, it's in yer name fuckin waiter minute
>>
>>73464940
ugly munter
>>
>>73464926
*hears about it weeks later*
*silently vanishes from the friends group, never to be seen again*
*falls into depression and alcoholism*
*starts posting on /brit/*
>>
>>73464940
that piercing on her forehead looks fucking painful. does it go into the skull, trepanning style?

bet she has a rank cunt
>>
girls need to be stopped
them and their soft breasts and their delicate vaginas and their ripe bumholes and their perfect mouths and their perfect hands and their perfect hair
>>
>>73464940
She interrupted a minute's silence for the stockholm terrorist victims, had the policeman with her so she didn't have to worry about being smacked and as such was unjustifiably arrogant about her crass act of disrespect
>>
>>73464940
smug, self-righteous bitch who thinks laughing in a guy's face and disrupting his right to protest is the way to make people tolerant of a sadistic, murderous cult that's dividing the western world by promoting the killing of innocent people and cynically playing the victim at the same time
>>
*smiles like a jackal while being nonwhite around an EDL member*

Call me a hero NOW.
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>>73464958
I don't pretend anymore lad
I just say it's not my favourite
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>>73465030
delet
>>
>>73464940

see how prowling the streets of Balsall Heath looking for punters
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the much-discussed scran
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the springbok is objectively the best national animal

refute my claims
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>>73464743
no....

....please no
>>
>>73465024
what do girls smell like?
>>
>>73465089
ah yes... prison...
>>
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think we need to kill Ivanka before she fucks things up lads
>>
>>73464926
Las I work with does this all the time. He's such a passive aggressive little coward.

He will go to someone and talk shit about you, and then tell you about what the other person said about you whilst they were speaking with them.

Little bastard.
>>
>>73465129
pleasntness
>>
>>73465089
Rumours said the noodles were more yellow than this

Fake media strikes again
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>>73465116
another toad for the folder, cheers
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>born January 30, 1976
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>>73465129
poo
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>>73465116
>>
>>73465162
Literally me
>>
>>73463196
I don't get it that's a perfectly reasonable post
>>
>>73465162
and you dont see the irony in your post at all?
>>
>>73465162
But when you confront him about it he will deny everything and get really uncomfortable.

I KNOW YOU SAID IT YOU CUNT.
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how's /summercut17/ going lads
I'm down 7kg, 3 to go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euCqAq6BRa4&list=PLx0sYbCqOb8TBPRdmBHs5Iftvv9TPboYG&index=31

biebers alri
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDhRLLJ81HM
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>>73465191
he's white people's Koksal Baba

he's genetically superior, he'd beat the SHIT out of koksal
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>>73465208
Its an anonymous board, mate.
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>>73465133
heard this is fake Tbh
>>
Having tuner paster bake for thé
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*taunts you a second time*
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>>73465259
so? i doubt you've confronted him about his behaviour.
>>
vocal fry
>>
>>73465133
hmmm

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186368-d8501357-r390381488-The_Dana_Prison_Jailhouse_Tours-Shrewsbury_Shropshire_England.html
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>cant find the remote love, can you help me
>>
>Huge fire guts Grande-Synthe Dunkirk camp - A camp housing 1,500 migrants in northern France has been destroyed in a fire that officials said began during a fight between Afghans and Kurds.

news
>>
>>73465301
Yes I have. I'm not a bitch
>>
>>73465288
thats so lovely
i so glad to hear tt
going to bed now
>>
>>73465301
in many working enviroments its not possible to confront someone whos a passive aggressive cunt because if they get hr involved there will be no evidence of wrongdoing
>>
what the fuck is a scran
>>
>>73465348
haha yeh right. hypocrite coward.
>>
>>73465325
ummm whats... like a vocal fry? Is that like where you end everything in a question even though it's not like... a question?
>>
>>73465345
Yeah, bit retarded if you ask me.
They can't even take care of a shitty little camp
>>
>>73465400
no you stupid fucking yank cunt
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>>73465386
Fuck off you cunt. Just because you're a fucking bitch doesn't mean everyone else is
>>
>>73465400
its the low pitched 'rrrrrr' sound you yanks add to words ending in 'r'.

butter
water
etc
>>
>>73465436
you're the only bitch here mate.
>>
>>73464237
some of the stuff in the 'ygyl' threads on /wsg/ is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkOAPRDo_lY
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>>73465414
toxic masculinity is such a cancer

imagine fleeing for thousands of miles and not being able to leave those tiny squabbles behind
>>
>>73465215

im probably like 85kg 2bh
>>
>>73465345
what is actually wrong with muslims? seriously.
>>
>>73465439
butt-er
theat-er
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>>73465524
>>73465524
>>73465524
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>>73465196
is that a chicken select?
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should start saving Easters again
will get plenty this sunday anyway though
>>
>>73465465
good post

https://www.beatport.com/track/flowers-original-mix/7587186

https://wmdchiptune.bandcamp.com/album/wmd

https://soundcloud.com/greafer/02-letting-go

https://soundcloud.com/joan-ba/hachikuji-dance-beat-1h-mix

https://soundcloud.com/elifilosov/oneofone

https://soundcloud.com/henshingarbo/wsg-2

https://soundcloud.com/rufussounds/innerbloom

https://soundcloud.com/worsethanthis/d-r-o-w-z-y
>>
*literally walks across continents for weeks, sneaking over borders and seas*
*arrives in West*
*rapes woman showing a bit of cleavage on first night*
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>>73465468
Shows how human they really are...
Leftist shitbags think that everyone is good natured when it's actually quite the contrary

Must be hard for you guys as well
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>>73465595
someone give this poor doctor-engineer a house and a pension, good going lad, you'll integrate in no time
>>
>>73464273
instant classic
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