/balk/

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>>73453582
>gypsy banter

http://www.ancientpages.com/2015/12/08/8000-year-old-nephrite-frog-like-swastika-in-bulgarias-neolithic-settlement-unearthed/

http://archaeologyinbulgaria.com/2015/12/07/archaeologist-discovers-8000-year-old-nephrite-frog-like-swastika-in-slatina-neolithic-settlement-in-bulgarias-capital-sofia/

Kekism started in Bulgaria

>>73453582
>Russhitia not Europe
GREAT MAP

how to fix the balkans 101:

>genocide t*tars
>genocide t*rkish leftovers (albanians & bosniaks)

literally nobel peace prize worthy solution

>>73453582
CcC OSMANLI CcC

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>>73453626
you learn turkish to move to turkey because they have better living conditions than you

why are the balkans so fucking pathetic

>>73453671
Literally shrinking Serbia to obvlion will not only make Balkans, but even Central Europe happy.

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>>73453671
that has never happened

you, on the other hand, have already been destroyed twice. won't be hard to do it a 3rd time ;)

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>>73453702
>ukraine has better living conditions

dacian imbecil

TOTAL

MUSLIM

ERADICATION

>>73453702
Arkadaš, have you watched the romanian film - Aferim?
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4374460/
it's bretty guut

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>>73453671
>how to fix the balkans 101

>>73453765
rude

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>>73453765

>>73453671
Bulgarians have nukes

We can sell you nukes for 50 euros in Burgas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4f4NJSB_4

Who /protestant/ here?

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>>73453792
t. jean-mohammed

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gym's gonna be close for Friday , weekend and monday. So I'll have some free time to post here instead.

Gonna have some good fun

>>73453838
>being such a newfag

>>73453631
>>>/pol/120588865

All discussion of the frog god belong on /pol/

>>73453830
the protestant branch is quite attractive tbx, but only because the church allows freer thinking and promotes interpretations, whereas cucktholics and orthodoxcucks flip their shit when you question the meaning of things

>>73453753
you need to secess back into turkey before you stop existing
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=bangladesh&country2=bulgaria&Submit=COMPARE

Should I fap to a former love interest facebook pics or that is too pathetic ?

>>73453932
>24x more people
>barely any better

kys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNZ0emigTZI

who else listening to Robert Palmer while enjoying his Freddo Espresso here?

suck my gargantuan cock

>>73453974
i am gonna fap to trannies

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what did he mean by this

>>73454036
what's wrong with that? isn't that an average ethnic bulgarian name ?

>>73454036

If I have to guess, he is complaining his valuables were stolen by swole bulgarians when he tried to illegally cross the border

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Turkey Greece Buulgaria

Enough to create a new military allience stronger than NATO and Russia

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this flag inspires fear to slavshits

>>73454127
>Turkey Greece Buulgaria
two swords and a toothpick

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>>73454068

>>73454188
looks like a retarded chicken

>>73454293
lmao

>>73454293
is this fake or real

>>73454262
2 swords are enough to flail you and fry your pig ass, and the toothpick is enough to make shish kebab from your dicklet.

>>73454262

>two swords and a toothpick

Are you quoting the average dick size in turkey ?

>>73454262
lol

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>>73454360
they aren't the smallest

there's always romania

>>73454466
albanians bring down our average otherwise we would be 15cm like you we are bulgarians

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>>73454466
>fyrom have the 2nd smallest dicks on /balk/

you're not my son

>>73454487
Then why is the average 7.5 mm longer in Albania you brainlet?

>brainlet
>dicklet
>nationlet

God couldn't fuck you more.

why are there no montenegrins here

>>73454466
>what happens when serbia and bulgaria have a kid and it turns out to be a dicklet

>>73454557
sleep is hard work and montenegrins are hard workers

>>73454539

>self-reported

>>73454507
Bulgaria is a toothpick and we are a sword

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>>73454586
fucking hell, i can just imagine admitting that your dick is 14 cm

must be humiliating as fuck

>>73454557
they are at work

>>73454622
Mine's 14-16 or something, unless I try very hard to measure it all the way to the root or something.
Good enough to play with. Dick size doesn't mean much.

>>73454566

I've just realized we act like divorced parents on /int/ bringing past transgressions, shouting at each others and fucking up the future of our offspring by creating massive complexes and insecurities in it... fuck

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>>73454612
Q: How many toothpicks are there in a sarissa?
A: About 10,000 (plastic)

>>73454645
Anyone with a dick below 16cm should take their wife's son and get him DNA tested.

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/balk/ spirals down to a literal dick measuring contest.

good job, lads

>>73454653
like every other dysfunctional relationship

Isn't it funny that right now it's 3:27 in Greece and Bulgaria but 2:27 in Albania and Fyrom

>>73454711
I wonder who is behind this development.

>>73454723
We are european you are sandniggers

That explains it

sup balkanbrehs

long time no see

>>73454723
You should not point and laugh at the less developed, anon.

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I WANT YUGOSLAVIA BACK AAAAAAAAAA!
>>73454723
because we are ahead of those monkeys

>>73454743
my persian cat is more european than albanians

>>73454747

hey man

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>>73454743

>>73454743
yeah, but the place where Alexander was born the time is 3:27, you should adopt our time

>>73454743
careful subhuman

>tfw around 15 degrees with barely any clouds

perfect weather brehs

>>73454782
how've you been?

>>73454789
Alexander died at 3:23 so it's already too late

Cash should be outlawed.

if you make fun of albania I will pis on your corpse

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>>73454743
Fyromians bend light. Pretty much proof that they are black holes.

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Did he actually fall for it, I can't tell.

>>73454839
Spain triggers me 2bh

>>73454877
this entire daylight saving shit and the timezones in general is fucking autistic

>>73454851
>cause I'm a bit of a wuss
>Go with Christ

lmao
you should be subtle like that. else you end up wondering whether he bought it eh?

>>73454839
>flatearthers
Meridians are curved brozekail.

>>73454851
kellyfag is a brave little boy, in many other ways

>>73454930
from that distance even more countries go into our timezone

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>>73454839
>Tfw Western European no this map
>Romania in the Middle east like you

>>73454933
who's this qt

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>>73454930
you wuz sayin?

>tfw just me and the lads booked a trip to the Baltic countries in July
>tfw Central America in 2 weeks

Living the good life lads
>>73454908
Daylight savings time is pretty stupid I agree, but timezones I think are better than the only other possible alternative (a gradient, which would be insanely unhandy but more accurate).

holy shit donald is sperging at north korea on twitter

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump

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albania <3 islam <3

>>73455070
timezones are a globalist agenda

>mr. tyrone, i find you guilty of stealing a two-wheeled means of transportation from mr. white on december 2nd, 2016 at 3:17 AM
>ayo hol up judge. actually, yo accusation is infactual coz you see, it wuz 3:16 AM in my hood according to da gradient. imma sue yo ass fo' false sentencing n shit
>court dismissed

>>73455075
It'll be fun to watch when kimmy lobes a few nukes at the ameritards when they invade.
>inb4 he won't do it
>inb4 they won't invade

>>73455075
it's like he is begging for a new vietnam
there is no way that the US, even with all the new fancy gadgets can destroy the motivated korean force. not to mention China and Russia.

>>73455094
<3

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>>73455075
lmao

>>73455180
If he manege's to assassinate kim jong, he will win easy.

>>73455161
call of duty already phophecised the fall of al assad

now all that's gotta happen is for homefront to come true

>>73455094
fuck your family

>>73455161
>>73455180
The madman will literally invade North Korea

It's not a drill

I heard chinks put soldiers on their border

>>73455219
>If he manege's to assassinate kim jong
And he'll put special forces undetected inside, how? Or is he gonna launch another barrage of tomahawks hoping to hit the right place at the right time?

>>73455180
Don't think it'll be THAT hard, it'll probably be like the Gulf War, very easy for the yanks. In a conventional war the Americans are godlike. It's asymmetrical warfare that they have trouble with, and Koreans don't strike me as the type to revert to guerilla warfare once they've been beaten.

>>73455189
Jews are one of the major engines of the USA and exemplary citizens

>>73455189
The nuclear fallout will be in asia lol it will reach you but not us

We don't give a fuck here

>>73455359
but anon, you share a border with asia

Post sqip mafia

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>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4399076/China-deploys-150-000-troops-North-Korea-border.html
>China 'deploys 150,000 troops to deal with possible North Korean refugees over fears Trump may strike Kim Jong-un following missile attack on Syria'

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>>73455392

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>tfw we live in an age where world wars start on twitter

If Trump actually manages to bring down Kim's regime, he'll be hailed as a hero a few decades down the line. North Korea will probably prosper like any other East Asian nation without communism has.

The guy has balls, I can respect that.

>>73455399
>155,000 troops

They just deployed the nearest village

>>73455430
top kek

>>73455430
lol

iskam da si pahna krenvri6a v tvoita sladka pitka

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>>73455436
and lives end on 4chan

>>73455430
kek

>>73455399
>yeah sur ting Kolean lefugees we have camp prease forrow us
>"President Xi is still avoiding questions over what happened to over 200k refugees who fled to China 6 months ago. So far no one has been able to establish where they are being held and what accommodations have been provided"

>>73455303
who knows, all assassinations are based on luck.
>>73455399
kek ,150k troops, is kind of insane.

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>>73455359
Current blocked by Indonesia m8

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>>73455476
this. it just looks a lot to us white people.

>>73455468
is it really balls when you're squishing an insect with your foot? It would be balls to keep prodding the Russians in Syria

>>73455629
>it's not really balls to squish an insect with your foot
>it's balls when you prod malnourished beggars on the street

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ITS NOT KEBAP IS SOUVALKI AND ITS ANCIENT

>>73455665
when you know the beggar has a gun

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>>73455666
it burns either way, satan

>>73455691
that hasn't been fired since 1955

>>73455704
still wouldn't do it

>>73455468
After tasting freedom Japan gave us anime and JAV, South Korea K-pop girls and Samsung.
What will Best Korea bring to the table?

>>73455629
I wouldn't call North Korea an insect, I'd call them an arachnid, mostly harmless but can deliver a nasty bite if you're not careful (i.e. flattening Seoul with artillery and perhaps even nukes).

The thing is that North Korea will surely be another success story. The last decades of American nation-building produced failed state after failed state. That wouldn't happen with North Korea. East Asians, if they're not encumbered by communism, will succeed.

>>73455733
i wouldn't kick a dying beggar either

>>73454933
Кaј cи кypвo

>>73455736
I'd guess they'd probably just be assimilated over the course of say, two generations.

>>73455736
A judicial system that makes Sharia look like a Norwegian prison.

>>73455737
this is true but they are too powerful as they are

commie armies were crazy strong. they still have warheads and never de miliatarized like most countries after the soviet fallout

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>>73455829
>3 memes in 1 sentence

Honestly I'd support a US invasion of North Korea. What would the downsides by?

>lessen the influence of China
>bring down another communist regime, one of the last men standing
>free the terribly oppressed Korean people
>pave the way for what would probably be another successful state

>>73455322
>Koreans don't strike me as the type to revert to guerilla warfare once they've been beaten.

even the Japs surrendered after the atomic bombings, and they were known for their suicidal tendencies in battle

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>>73455837

73455867

kys

>>73455737
north koreans will never fit into the modern world
these people will be completely stressed out from the reality in south korea - plastic surgeries, interraacial couples, k-pop, total americanization... I can only imagine what the regular north korean will experience.

>>73455902
wow, so shiny, crean and ad-free

>>73455867
south Korea get BTFO. can be a down side.

>>73455899
Is there any mildly hostile country the US hasn't slapped to shit in the last 2 decades?

They rekt the entire middle east, only north korea is left.

Africa is too shit to be hostile

>>73455921
there are some documentaries showing north koreans in the south.

>>73455921
>I can only imagine what the regular north korean will experience.
mass-suicide or a mass-cultural shock that the world hasn't seen

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Your fav Vidya /balk/?

>>73453582
>ciganin

>>73455941
Iran, T*rkey, Israel, Syria hasn't fallen yet, R*ssia, Chyna

depends on how you defined slapped to shit

>>73455941
Iran. But they're too pussy to go after them, they're way stronger than any other country they've fought recently. And Russia will definitely send troops

>>73455902
America can eliminate all of their artillery within literal seconds.

Iraq had one of the largest and most powerful armies in the world when the US invaded them. It was like a training exercise.
>>73455905
>wanting people to suffer
kys
>>73455921
three generations at most

The first generation to be freed will be fucked up. The second generation will be a little less fucked up, but will still be raised by shellshocked parents, so they'll be a little fucked up. The third generation will have parents who grew up in the modern world too, so they will be almost normal. By the fourth generation, assimilation will be complete.

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>>73455986
>shqip memes

73456024

you're not part of this general, leave

Iran would be an actual challenge. Huge country, incredibly difficult terrain, massive trained army. Many useful allies.

However Iran is not that hard to destabilise and weaken. They have many groups you can arm to fuck shit up.

>>73456090
iranians are ugly sneaky gypsies

>>73456067
Since when do S*rbs post in /balk/ instead of /ex-yu/? Shoo.

>>73456125
god ur so boring

u were more interesting when u were spamming dicks

>retard wants to kick me out of a general that i belong to

>Serb immediately picks fight with someone for no reason

Great insight into the Serbian mentality.

>>73456010
>Iran
Iran is not homogenous (azeris, turks, arabs, afghans...) and that's what the US will exploit in the future... but even if that doesn't happen - Iran will fail if they don't stop relying on petrol. their economy is 90% petrol... they are pretty fucked up with non-fertile land. Iran is a bigger cunt, but the west will fuck them up. However, China will be much harder to crack. I think China is gonna try to compete on another level (economically).

>>73456203
>proxy shqip thinks he blends in

>>73455921
>north koreans will never fit into the modern world
True. Even some of those who defected have had trouble to do so and that with assistance from the South Korean government.

>>73456229
>R*ssophile gets butthurt

>tries to push his agenda onto this general while being a good american and israeli lapdog
>EVIL SERB IS BEING MEAN TO ME

pathetic desu

>>73456258
vilika rassiya will rekt your little brown m*slim asses

shqip, time to going to hide in your bunker

we are come to get you and you will not get away next time

>>73456067
He's a better poster than every serbshit on here

>>73456154
this shit thread is boring because your useless shitholes are boring

>>73456266
it's funny because it's precisely little subhumans like him who scream rape that got you bombed

>>73456229
I am an Afghan.
>>73456213
How to destabilise Iran in a few simple steps:

>Arm the Kurds in the west
>Arm the Baluch in the south-east
>Arm Taliban insurgents near the Afghan border
>Arm Mojahedin-e Khalq to finish up the remains

Easy. You could even arm Turks but they are cowards and won't do much I'm guessing.

>>73456299
no, you're boring. you're supposed to make this general fun. do your job, pet.

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>there are people on 4chan right now who think global warming is a government hoax

>>73456284
The only thing Russhitians can do is drink bath lotion

>>73456363
you are wrong, nobody would drink a liquid albanian

>>73456266
I'm not trying to push an agenda. Pushing an agenda implies that there is someone of any importance reading this thread, and not just a bunch of useless mongs (no offence).

I'm just entertaining a few thoughts.

>>73456240
They will fit

We didn't have cell phones and internet 20 years ago and now we do

Soon little Ling Ping will send dickpix in pyongyang and thank USA like a kosovar

>still replying to me

lmao

>>73456352
>there are people on 4chan right now who don't think that pirates cooled the earth, and it's now hot because they died off

>>73456345
>pet
if you said that here
some turks would team up and kick your slav ass

>>73456394
I wrote bath lotion, not Albanian. Oh yeah, Greeks got your eyes

>>73455921
you're massively exaggerating. look at how much Albania has changed and they have an IQ of 85 while North Koreans are over 100

they'll adapt just fine in a few generations

>>73456408
but you didn't live in an isolated starved shithole where everyone thought the great leader didn't poop

oh wait

>>73456423

>>73456440
nah, a shqip poked me with his typing stick

can anyone tell me how ikibey spends each day

>>73456467
sounds like Albania under hoxha

>>73456426
Well pirates are pretty cool.

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where were you when albania wuz 1st world and joined the EU before fyromistan

>>73456426
Ramen, brother.

>>73456566
imagine sitting on your toilet for 20 hours a day

>>73456334
>afghan posting in balk

y tho

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>>73456426
So you're Redpilled I see

>>73456566
One hand in the Nutella jar, the other in his panties.

>>73456621
you joined and it didn't work we are richer than you

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>>73456657
>inb4 bulgaria as a toilet meme

>>73456621

>>73456696
it's like they knew to put them in order of attractiveness and blondness

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>>73456679
Fyrom is white and first world.

>>73456679
How does it feel to be an experiment? Do you think WE let you exist? Do you think Georgi Dimitrov was just a stupid communist traitor? Ha. We wuz playing 4D chess all along because we knew we wuz gonna enter the EU. We wanted to prove to the world that the EU is yet another Soviet Union that will collapse, and that there is no benefits to it, using you as an example.

>>73456696
>these are 10/10s in Albania

>>73456670
Only languages I speak fluently are Persian, Dutch and English.

>Persian
no generals
>Dutch
Only the /nederdraad/, which I've never posted in because it's the worst general that I can actually read (filled with anime, homosexuality, underage, etc.)
>English
/balk/ the most comfy

>>73456696
holy fucking shit.. how much do you have to breathe through your mouth to get that horce face?

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>>73456767
no
this is

>>73456794
ask whites

>>73456776
i hate iranians

>>73456759
nigga.. did he drop a cigarette, and then spit in the hole?

>>73456696
Is there anything worse for a person's face than a high gum/tooth ratio? Literally can ruin the face of an otherwise 10/10 woman. It's a dealbreaker for me if a woman has too much gum.

>>73456831
h-hot

>>73456850
they post them because they look white

for instance, dua lipa is a lot hotter and she's a shtiskin

>>73456850
ask YouTube's CEO

>>73456767
the two women on the right aren't Albanian, they're American or something, only the one on the left is. did you think Albanians could look white???

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>when you're a woman and your biggest problem isn't that you don't look like a woman

>>73456831
s-source

>>73456935
yeah

search agim nuhiu and ziadin sela

they are famous shqips here

>>73456881
there's this one female youtuber which has the worst horseface ever

shit, let me try to find her

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qeq

>>73456990
is that a drawn serbian flag he's burning?

dayum didn't know albanians are this dedicated

>>73456974
>ziadin sela

Most serbian looking man I have seen today.

>>73456974
I like Ziadin's haircut

>>73456976
well that was much easier than expected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXtTzqNSprs

absolutemente asqueroso

>>73456961
>short face
>short nose
>thick lips
>small chin
>big eyelashes and eyes

objectively feminine. she just isn't hot enough to rock the chubby body

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why is the fingerhold, which is standard for washing your hands before surgery, considered as a threatening sign in albania?

is it because it implies "im gonna take your kidneys" ?

>>73456935
Definitely inbred anglos.

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>>73457010
wi will distry serbet aqaaqaqaq

>>73457051
they took it form the Italians

>>73457079
p-please n-no albanian m-master

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>>73457051
That's the Italian handsign. Some facebookfag made that """"meme"""

>>73456974
Pic related is Young Ziadin Sela

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>>73457098
>eeeh! arma gonna spanka your butti!

>>73457021
>>73457019
also shipo mafija is a very white shqip

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>>73457112
we wil du it qaqaaqaaqaqaqa we powerful

wtf i didn't know shqiponjë means eagle in shqip

do you niggas unironically call yourself eagles?

>ayo where you from?
>eagle-ia
>ayo what's your nationality
>i am an eagle

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>>73456440
>>73456519

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blonde blue eyed aryan

>>73457027
I wonder what causes this extreme lengthening of the face. is it just an unfortunate combination of alleles or something hormonal and/or environmental during growth

>>73457216
why is he giving the finger to that window, the Serbian flag is right next to him

>>73457217
Shqipëri means Eagleland,
But shqiptar doesn't mean Eagle, but rather Eaglelander

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>>73457332
u spik many words greket, u die too

>>73457264
really narrow hips + no c-section = horseface

nah but I don't know, probably congenital

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>>73457027
how the FUCK do you have high cheekbones AND a down-grown maxilla to such extremes?!

that's some next-level skeletal deformity right there

>>73457264
you usually get it by breathing through the mouth and not eating hard foods as a kid

http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks02/0200251h.html#ch19

whites aren't inferiors with recessive genes, but their foods make them look and become inferior

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>>73457264
recessed maxilla.
>what causes
mouth breathing in childhood

>>73457496
is the one on the right supposed to be the good-looking one? her forehead is hideous and she looks like a fish

>>73457496
>>73457566
i would kill both of you and your entire families and not bat an eye

>>73457677
t. enichar

just bet 150 euros on the CL games tonight lads

pray4me

>>73457717
>gambling

Allah won't be pleased.

>>73457740
that ship sailed a long time ago

>>73457717
juve - barca X
borussia - monaco X

>>73457407
>white man's foods

yeah, that's true. agriculture caused those problems in Europe too but we do have modern orthodontics at least

>>73457407
>>73457496
probably something to it but you guys remind me of certain internet communities when you talk like that. just don't start going on about mewing or some shit

>>73457784
that would be extremely painful

Please use this and get a bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9XVdYBBmI

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>>73457868

WHAT THE FUCK
https://deepblue.lib.umich.edu/bitstream/handle/2027.42/73161/aa.1986.88.3.02a00150.pdf%3Bsequence=1

I'll make my kids eat their meat like primitives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epohhv6LKdU

>Пaтpиoтитe peкeтиpaт Бoйкo зa yвeличeниe нa минимaлнaтa пeнcия нa 300.00 лв. и индeкcиpaнe нa вcички ocтaнaли пeнcии c 81.5%
>щe ca нyжни дoпълнитeлнo пo нaд 6 млpд. лв. гoдишнo, coчaт paзчeтитe нa HOИ
>в бюджeтa зa пeнcии тpябвaт 6.340 млpд. лв. дoпълнитeлнo
>пpeз 2019 г. – 6.552 млpд. лв.
>пpeз 2020 г. – 6.785 млpд. лв.

M-мepcи, Boлeн.
Кoгa млaдитe щe yбиeм и peциклиpaмe cтapитe?

>>73458077
>нoвинa oтпpeди 3 дeнa
Paзбpaли ca ce зa 200 минимaлнa.

http://www.dnevnik.bg/biznes/lichni_finansi/2017/04/11/2951881_kolko_shte_struva_na_durjavata_uvelichenieto_na/

How does it feel to be a Bulgarian?

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R8 /balk/

>>73458127
Toвa Бoйкo гo кaзa, и пocлe Пaтpиoтитe мy кaзaхa нe. Hacтoявaт cи зa 300.

>>73457835
MEW
E
W

no but seriously, ever since i found out about my down-grown maxilla and narrowish upper palate, i've gotten a bit depressed, dehsoo

>>73458150
Why would a heterosexual man pretend to be gay on the internet?

>>73458237
me on the right

>>73458077
You opposed to increasing them pension gibs?

>>73458238
пpyфи

>>73458255
>tfw class 2 division 1 malocclusion with protruded maxillary incisors, proclined mandibular incisors,3mm overbite and 5mm overjet ;_;

>>73458237
>>73458362
ur my cute avatarfagging boyfriend

>>73458392
Its okay for old people to be poor. Let them be poor in peace, stop giving them money they don't spend anyway, its like removing money from the economy.

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>>73458430
Not the same

>>73456935
for some reason you can find many blonds like the one in the middle here but real blond is rare as fuck

>>73458518
>for some reason

>>73458585
just my observation
dark hair masterrace

>>73458654
Ku rri?

>>73458518
human trafficking I bet

Cкoпјaнeцoт Бoбaн C. (40), кoј вчepa yкpaл 2 милиoнa швaјцapcки фpaнци и 270.000 eвpa, бил пpивeдeн вo Пoлициcкaтa cтaницa вo Киceлa Boдa, нo пapитe нe ce нaјдeни, пишyвa ДHEBHИК.

>>73458688
n'tiran

>>73458518
I've met women as naturally blond as the one on the right, both Albanian and Greek, but they're rare indeed. though the internet exaggerates both about the blondness and swarthiness of various populations

>>73458768
T'lym do jen

>>73458840
>Skopje/Ohrid
nice try. there's no such thing as "half-jewish"

>>73458842
ata qe njof jo
shumica dihet i kan floket t'errt

>>73458840
oh no, this retardation has spread to the Balkans too

>>73458840
fyrombei?

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>>73459012

https://mobile.twitter.com/undefined/status/849036854989082624

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>mfw the bulgars who drowned in ohrid were s*rbshits who committed crimes against ohridjani in their past lives and paid their karmic debt in this life
>mfw shqips fought on the fyromian side

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>>73459012
It's not a bike path so no.

>>73459106
4chan blocks it huh as an anti-harassment measure huh, it's from that guy anyway

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>Kodzijas: Macedonia can not join the EU until indicates irredentist tendencies toward Greece

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>>73454586
>>73454622
I can link you to pictures.

>>73459132
I know that's not me :D

>>73459411
>t. 40 year old weeaboo pervert

Wait, where can you buy a bike for 8000mkd ($150)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI2osVcGn5U

>>73458840
here is a new face for the "faces of balk"

>>73459443
Nah, the 40 yrs old doesn't post in this style, he is a poltard and doesn't live in Tirana

>>73459452
pazar3 reklama5

>>73459492

>>73458237

>>73459452
You can buy a bike for 2000 MKD here

good day two day they arrested not one but TWO Albanian gangs that used to break into houses and were wanted for murder.
One in Athens and one in Thessaloniki.
8 caught, 999,992 to go

http://www.protothema.gr/greece/article/670448/exarthrothike-i-speira-pou-listeue-eponumous-/#commentslist

>>73459671
only used bikes

>>73459744
where do i subscribe

>>73459749
You can go renew it at a bikefixer for 800 MKD

>>73459795
the closest police station , so we can keep track of your activities.

>>73459839
Done. Now what

FELLOW MATH NERD COME BAAAAAAAACK

>>73459875
now we wait for you to commit a crime

>>73459839
talking about your blog tranny
i want to read how many cocks you sucked today

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Anybody seen my wallet?

>>73459889
Done. Now what

i'm literaly on bed and the cat is playing with my earphones as i shitpost

>>73459671
only worth it if you live in Tirana with the bike paths

New
>>73460117
>>73460117
>>73460117

>>73459962
Post kotto

>>73460151
Kinda early

>>73460005
This

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>>73460005
>implying it wouldn't be fun as fuck to freefall here