/brit/

merkel

>>73404093
*slurps sandnigger cum*

Trudeau

>>73404068<<

which one of you faglets is gonna tell me how to do it

؜>>73404116
I spoon fed you last thread

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*drinks from your lake*

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>work in a software development house
>One of the managers says to me "you know anon, if I didn't know any better I'd just say you're some guy who comes in looking stoned or shit faced every day, however; you actually seem to know everything about the system, just as much as the guy who made it."
>Workmate tells me he was just being an idiot about the stoned part

Everyone thinks I look retarded

still can't get my head around people who donate to twitch streamers
especially the ones that list their equipment on their pages

they have a £2500 pc, a £350 microphone and a £1500 gaming chair, but they still deserve your spare change more than anything else in the world?

>>73404185
It's capitalism.

>>73404155
gay

>>73404179
>if I didn't know any better I'd just say you're some guy who comes in looking stoned or shit faced every day
What point was he even trying to make mate?

>>73404185
Can't get my head around why people watch Twitch streams, numales playing CSGO and DotA2.

>>73404219
Telling him to smarten up

>>73404219
He was saying I look dopey/stupid despite knowing a thing or two

>>73404244
I like watching when it's interesting
like if they're the best player on the planet, or they know tricks or can finish it really fast

I don't want to watch someone fumble through a 6 hour game in twice as long. I can do that myself.

>>73404185
gentrified camwhoring 2bh

>>73404185
Can't stand streamers that make a big deal out of donations for subscriptions. Sadly, it's the vast majority of streamers.

alri lads

alri nonce

>>73404155
>spoon fed

I have no idea what was going on there, do you need 4chanx for it to work?

>>73404272
i know
how many times can you sincerely say;
>omg a subscriber! I totally didn't expect this (even though I highlight the subscribe button on my channel, and also have a huge donate button) omg you didn't have to, 1337G4MUR you are the BEST
cringecore

>>73404305
alri la

>>73404335
no
؜>>73401192

؜>>73404335
retard

>>73404345
I saw it, how do you get the code to show up to copy it

؜>>73404365
runt

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>>73404365
where are you pasting it?

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>>73404345
>>73404360
>>73404381

؜>>73404393
Listening.. go ahead

ah yes, another overnight mugging and stabbing and the police are looking for a man of "dark complexion".

Literally used to live in a crime-free town until 5 years ago when nigs started moving in and ever since then it has gone to absolute shit.

>>73404387
just used notepad now, it came out as "ALM"

>>؜>>73404393

>>73404421
copy whatever it shows as and paste it before >>

>>73404409
at least it's not at the point where they don't publish the race of the person because it'll be 'racist'

>>73404409
ah yes, london

>>73404450
sounds more like stoke or some similar shithole

؜>>73404440

can I deposit cash without talking to a person behind a desk?

>>73404443
We are past that stage, the local paper literally stopped doing it last year after people were commenting about the usual suspects and "what a surprise" at the race etc.

I really, really despise rubbery lipped golliwogs. they are fucking vermin

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>>73404440

>>73404481
>>73404440
>>73404493
now that's what i call a spoonfeed

thanks lad

>watching people play video games


Man-child confirmed.

>>73404493
>>73404481
whoops
>>73404506
i got you f?am

flag pole?

>>73404542
thai is retarded
ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

>>73404345

>>73404068
>flag norteamericana

escuchate esto:
https://youtu.be/BZVKEsWaIZI

>>73404571

ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ก็็็็็
LOL

>>73404568
?
?
ͤͤͤͤͤͬdelet thisͤͩͧͩ

University challenge final today lads.

Do you support (((Goldman))) or a fucking leaf Monkman?

؜>>73404599
؜>>73404617؜

Just sharted outside a mart

>>73404679
come home shart man

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need a dominant paki gf

just rimmed myself

Trump has visited a Trump-branded property on 28 of the days he has been president, “meaning that he visits a property that’s part of his private business empire more than one-third of the days he’s been in office, or once every 2.8 days,” notes the Washington Post. Many ethics experts have raised red flags about the way Trump is making sure his properties have a key mention in the history books. “President Donald Trump is diminishing the office of the presidency by turning himself into a walking advertisement for his global resort properties,” notes Public Citizen.

Although the president is exempt from rules that other government employees must follow, Trump seems to be brazenly ignoring the basic principle that public officials shouldn’t use their offices for private profit. "The president's recurrent trips to Mar-a-Lago and other properties he owns, particularly with leaders that make the visits newsworthy, means he is in effect using the presidency to promote his business," said Kathleen Clark, a former ethics lawyer for the District of Columbia and a law professor at Washington University in St. Louis. "He's a very effective marketer, and he's using the presidency as though it's just part of him being famous and doesn't come with other moral, if not legal, obligations."

>>73404729
TL;DR

>>73404714
OMG she is awesome!!

>>73404720
impressive

Sat on the toilet with the lid down just pissing myself

>>73404714
being a manlet must be miserable

think thailad might be a nazi after his last mail

>>73404767
she gave the english more of a fight than the argentinian navy did in '82

filtered the thai flag aha

>>73404714
on the left - native brummie :)
on the right - immigrant coming in our town to cause trouble

thailad does your gf know you touch yourself when she is away

This post is for blind people:
⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠊⠎ ⠋⠥⠉⠅⠊⠝⠛ ⠥⠎⠑⠇⠑⠎⠎

just farted a tad and feels a bit wet near my hole region
putting my pants on and kicking my dog out the room solved it

>>73404824

No tan así...

https://youtu.be/IUZu8bvxJs4

WELCOME TO A NEW KIND OF TENSION

ALL ACROSS THE IDIOT NATION

Genuinely just dropped about 8 ploppies in a row

>>73404883
SHART ON DOG

>>73404869
probably

big hands i know you're the one

just jammed my tootbrush down my dick-hole

Why are latin Americans so into the Simpsons?

>>73404920
mad love man
we wuz kangz you know dawg

>>73404922
they never mature past the age of 12

>>73404922
it is a mystery

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>>73404920

*drops this in the trap house*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0

Talkin da hardest, giggs better pop up in your thoughts as an artist

Sneaky Tories:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/09/its-a-shambles-data-shows-most-asylum-seekers-put-in-poorest-parts-of-britain

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>>73404956
ah yes

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*posts a photo of me at my 3* all inclusive beach resort in Mallorca*

how's your Monday?

>>73404472
>implying the white citizens of Stoke don't also commit lots of violent crimes

*posts a photo of me on a golf course*

perfect weather for it

>>73405037
absolute runt

>>73405007
you didnt expect the middle class champagne socialists, who were shilling incessantly for 'refugees' to come here, to have them live in their areas did you? haha

video from this weekend

try not to get to jealous lads ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A

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Ah yes "race doesn't exist"

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took this lass fishing today and she got her first ever bass x

>go on date with a girl
>she's bonkers but we depart amenably, I don't say I'll call her or anything though
>decide to ghost because I'm an awkward wanker
>texts me the day after asking what my last name is
>don't reply and delete the chat
>two weeks later get another message with "it's not cool to-" in the preview
>don't read it because it'll say 'read' and she'll send more

Wonder if this is how girls feel about aspie guys chasing them up. At least she only knows my number and my first name haha.

>>73405093
yeah I'd probably eat her out after a few beers

>>73405085
can't be arsed to read all that, give a one line summary

*lets out a soft little bum toot as i walk by*

>>73405093
weird face

>>73405107
race DOES exist and unlike an actual footrace, the blacks come in last

>>73405107
niggers are fucking dumb

>wake up at 8
>go on /heem/ for a bit
>check out what's happening on /pol/
>have a shower
>end up back on /brit/

good morning so far

the irony of this fucking mick calling other people niggers is not lost on me

>>73404824
https://youtu.be/wbwMZhdBNdY
https://youtu.be/mjZBFjWszNs

top five cities in china:
1. hong kong
2. tokyo
3. seyol
4. thailad
5. shanghai

>>73405107
middle easterners are our genetic cousins and we should let them live here now that they're avin a rough time

>>73405147
/pol/ is such a cesspit and i say this as a closeted alt-rightist

>>73405149
t.bruce flanagan

>>73405163
a few of them are my actual cousins too haha

Positive things about the Iriish:
-They're not Canadian or American

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*blocks your path*

>>73405161
It's good list

>>73405176
ahahaha you HAVE to go back lad, you really have ahaha

>british indie or punk band sings part of song badly in french or spanish
why is this a thing?

>>73405176
including your wife

not sure if i am gay or horny lads

bit funny that /pol/ is turning on trump

>>73405200
nah my wife's english

>>73405174
dangerously close to my name haha :/

>>73405191
>Line_For_New_Orleans_KFC.jpg

any /bleep/ man in?

https://youtu.be/EZ4_wo08U3A

>>73405209
drumpfkins are so fickle

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>i say this as a closeted alt-rightist

>>73405213
Alri flanny

>>73405209
Well it does look like he is sending ground troops to Syria. It would be worse if they still supported him after that

>>73405196
don't forget German

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AtLSN4OZaNQ

*sticks a finger up me bum*

BEHOLD A MAN

>>73405247
lets be honest, the vast majority of /int/ is. Most people here are basically white nationalists as far as I can tell

>>73405249
I've been doxxed, the jig is up

*walks into the thread and spies the mick fuck*

Shan't.

*turns and leaves*

>>73405281
Empty vessels make the loudest sounds

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huh... that was lucky...

you lads think we'll fellow the yanks into syria like the good little boys we've been in the past 60 years?

>>73405281
i'm lefty just here for the banter

>>73405309
christ I fucking hope not but May will do anything to secure a trade deal with TBF

>>73405309
yeah, and then corbyn will get elected LOL

>>73405309
of course May will most right-wing prime minister since Thatcher she'd love the chance

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>look up Flannagans/Flanagans
>Mick
>Paddy

You can't make this shit up

>>73405300
>source from political officer of the FSA who is based in Turkey

very lucky

>>73404824
https://youtu.be/pAkZwYFXwB0

http://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html

The guy on the mobility scooter hasn't moved in 10 minutes. Is he asleep? Dead?

shape of you by ed sheeran is quite the tune lads


am avin a little dance right now, silly me

*whips out penis*

>>73405355
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>73405390
keep us updated lad

weigh 14,5 stone at 5'11 right now, really need to lose a stone in the coming 2 weeks so I can walk on the beach without my titties jiggling about

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Called in sick today
Not even sick haha wahey

top 5 cities in China:
1. Beijing
2. Szechuan
3. Hong Kong
4. Shanghai
5. Singapore

VERY cold lads wtf god???

>>73405404
He moved! Turned his head to watch some joggers. Probably just sat in the street playing with his phone or having a nap by the seaside.

>>73405465
Reported

p toasty lads

also has thailad become thainazi over the weekend?

worrying desu

>>73405453
just wear a t-shirt lad, if you drop a stone that fast most of it won't be fat

Treat em mean keep em keen that's what I say hahah

>>73405471
*moves back to defcon 4*

>Rochdale
>every 200th person is an asylum seeker

just my town up

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>>73405482
join us o/

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what's google playing at?

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Saving up to spend the rest of the years living a life of luxury on $2/per day, living like a NEET and fucking cute ladyboys in Thailand.

>>73405491
I'm sadly going on a vacation half of which will be spent in the ocean and the beach with the ol' gf

what if I lift weights to keep some of my muscle? have a few dumbells lying about

We sleeping

Jess Phillips is honestly maybe my most hated MP and I'm left wing

Maybe tied with Jacob Rees mong actually

>>73405509
>OMG they are awesome!!

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post slags

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>middle class

really want us to give the spaniards a bollocking like we did the argentines

>>73405518
Search results are tailored to your browsing
'once

>>73405509

You're disgusting you ladyboy fucker

>>73405523
some neat things here if you're doing a look
https://www.google.com/streetview/#thailand-highlights

>>73405566
that's one primo slag

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22 minutes since this guy moved his scooter. A quid says he makes it 30.

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Maybe when I get to South East Asia all us Thailads can meetup and split the cost for a high class prostitute and take turns.

The ancient Egyptians were black people, not arabs

Love waking up next to the gf because the first thing she does is try to snuggle up into my arms and then fall asleep again hehe cute x

>>73405586

We would get raped by the EU army you mong just let them have Gibraltar

>>73405547

hate that she boon Dianne abbot more

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>>73405566

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>>73405589
Why tho?

>>73405593

Fucking ladyboys on that list you disgusting prick?

>>73405611
waking up cuddling a qt is GOAT

>>73405615
when have we EVER lost a war against the europeans you utter twerp

>>73405588

what do you get when you search the same thing?

>>73405615
Nobody else in Europe has a stronger military than us. Possibly France

>>73405610
substantiate your claim

>>73405637
As a mental exercise I invite you to read the URL and see if you can determine that for yourself, without clicking.

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The ancient Israelites were black.

The White Devil's just a lying kike.

>>73405616

She can be alright bit of a cow though, wasting taxpayer money on portraits of herself

>>73405611

delet this.

>>73405644
The same thing
grim

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She's not as fit front on lads

>>73405547
Moggy is a national treasure go off yourself

>>73405615
One word mate: Commonwealth.

Maybe they'd stand a chance against Brtain on her own, but Australia and New Zealand, Canada, South Africa, etc.?

>>73405709
Between the British Isles and Gib we hold the 2 most defensible pieces of land in the continent.

Defenders advantage innit

could heem any EU runt you put in front of me

>>73405709
honestly doubt the lads would back us

don't blame them

>>73405500
do a move to the glorious people's republic of stockport lad

we're shite but we're white™

>>73405642

Hundred Years' War you melt

>>73405651

It's all of Europe combined you numbskull

>>73405698

>le verbose, perfidious banker man

>>73405749
I reckon the yanks would back us up. Trump loves the UK.

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Mobility scooter guy fucked off at 29 minutes. I owe you lot a quid.

>>73405680
tbf i don't think she's wearing makeup

most women aren't without it

>>73405740
If the Spaniards struck first, we'd be obligated to defend the UK as members of NATO.

If the UK strikes first, we'd be obligated to defend Spain as members of NATO.

It's really down to who fires the first shots.

>>73405709
Cringe at roleplaying mongos like you

>>73405634

You're a fucking nazi that fucks ladyboys

urethra on fire

>>73405784
Love urethra franklin what a great singer

>>73405784
your defence is terrified

>>73405781
Transphobe bigots out

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>>73405775

>>73405709

>spastics like this think Canada, Aus and Nz would actually intervene in a European war to defend their former colonial master

Cringing at autistic melts

>>73405749
see>>73405733

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>>73405784
>>73405798

>>73405698

He's an autistic toff slender man looking faggot that does yank tier shit like filibustering and saying long words in parliament to pretend he's intelligent

Dress up in woman's clothes and have a death wank you Tory cunt

How easy is it to get a GF in the UK

The UK will ALWAYS be superior to mainland Europe. We've always been. We were always ahead. Magna Carta, Glorious Revolution, Industrial Revolution. We ruled the seas. Biggest empire in history of mankind. We brought down Hitler, we brought down Napoleon. We checked Russian expansion into Asia. We beat the Chinese easily in the Opium Wars. We ended the Ottoman empire after 600 years. We burned down Washington. We sunk the Armada.

We are quite literally unstoppable.

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>>73405798

>>73405841
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>73405324
yeah but everyone hates you

>>73405760

He'd be too scared to get involved

>>73405828

Spain could take Gibraltar in a max of 2 hours if they wanted it, not even fucking memeing, it's not the 18th century anymore, we have air travel, being an island doesn't mean we're indestructible you autistic memers.

Id rather hand over a shitty town we have no use for anyway that's not even connected to us than start world war three thanks

>>73405740
They can't play in the Commonwealth games then. And they can't have the Queen 'round for tea.

I reckon some would send a token force or maybe support with gear, but not go all out. I wouldn't depend on the Canadians too much, half of them think they're French anyway.

It would be an easy victory though because, like the Falklands, it would be a limited war, with an exclusion zone around Gibraltar. All we have to do is evacuate, let the EU send all their knobheads in, then bomb it to pieces like we did Germany.

>>73405355
stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason

>>73405777
Cringe at the word "mongo" 2bh.

>>73405745
stockport MENTIONED

https://youtu.be/gkKulnnhEvI

>>73405903
>They can't play in the Commonwealth games then. And they can't have the Queen 'round for tea.

oh no... what a tremendous loss...

>>73405910
Shut it mongo

>>73405903

You sound like the type of person that votes UKIP

>>73405892
Scared of the EU?

As a whole it doesn't even have properly organized military and the US vastly outnumbers it in every kind of armament.

If you wouldn't GLADLY DIE to defend Gibraltar from the barbaric European hordes you are not a true Brit and should be banished to Ireland.

>>73405680
I hate how they go on like shes so brave
fucking 10 police surrounding her

Found a dollar in the woods

got this song in my head but if i sung it out loud i'd get v& haha :/

https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs

>>73405942

You're Thai mate, leave the Europeans to talk about our affairs, we don't interfere with you

Trump is literally shitting himself at the prospect of an EU army, consider the fact the majority of his own country hate him as well.

>>73405967
Nonce

>>73405942
Trannyfucking nonce

>>73405810
They did in WW1 and WW2. They supported the UK during the Falklands War, to some extent:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Events_leading_to_the_Falklands_War#Commonwealth_support

As long as Spain were the aggressors, they'd support us, if only materially and diplomatically.

>>73405987
You're wrong though.

>>73406002
i know you are you said you are

Spain is not going to invade gibraltar you stupid cunts

Praying for a British-EU war.

Is it ok to be namefagging in here

>>73406007
In the world wars they were still practically dominions so they kind of had to help.

They don't really give two shits about us these days.

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>>73405848
As they used to say, an unstoppable force and an unmovable object; the two mightiest forces in the cosmos. Except that unstoppable force is a jolly good Englishman and the unmovable object couldn't exist if we were talking about an Englishmen, you see. *Guffaws*

there's literally nothing manlier than shagging a tranny

>>73406012

Nice rebuttal tranny fucker, very patriotic of you living in a foreign country, take it you'll be the first one on Gibraltar when Spain start taking it?

>>73406007

>WW1/2

Literally when we still owned them

>diplomatic support

So literally fucking nothing lmfao

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http://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html

People waving to us on the webcam.

They've gone.

>>73405845

been here 25 years and no luck

Cannot wait for the butthurt here when based Spain takes Gibraltar and starts genociding all the sweat hog English tourists, ahh yess, epic win it shall be!

>>73406075
I didn't see any rebuttal to the clear fact that the US has a much stronger military force than the entire EU member states. Just amusing anger from eurocucks.

The War of Spanish aggression would be the purest war which is why I want it to happen - no Jewish interests involved, no bankers or arms manufacturers who would orchestrate the war - simply a case of defending British territory against barbarian Europeans.

Would be my honour to die there.

Come on europe has achieved like half a century of peace through ww1 ww2 and cold war and you still want more?

why is everyone suddenly talking about gibraltar again

has something kicked off

>evacuate gibraltar
>build a bridge to africa
>tear down all barriers to african immigration
>invite africa into spain
>once spain and southern france are literally mogadishu, knock down the bridge
>retake gibraltar from unarmed africans
Checkmate

>>73406159
Brexit has given Spanish to be mouthy

>>73406119

Maybe you need to open your chinky eyes then because my rebuttal was right there, get your head out of that she males arse

>>73406159
Having a laugh about it because it winds up the Remoaners.

>>73406153

That's why we should give up Gibraltar before Spain attack it

>patriotic
>TRUE englishman
>muh empire
>we OWNED them

cringing a bit desu. Guess i'm not a true englishman after all :')

Gibraltar is the last foothold of civilisation in a barbaric land. We must remember Socrates and Marcus Aurelius as we drive back the savage hordes of continentals.

>>73406195
Insulting me doesn't increase the size of the EU army. Also we have no reason to assume all member states would be on board. It's fair to say many of them wouldn't want to go to war with the UK.

Voted for Brexit so we could lose Gibraltar lmfao

>>73406220
Yeah and send our women to them while we're at it, they deserve to have something to shag while stealing our clay don't they?

so you guys gonna invade Spain or what

>>73406239

You literally only need France and one other member to BTFO Britain, to think America would get involved on the UKs side to defend a shitty tiny town is a pipe dream

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>another politics episode

>>73406254

>Cuckolding >LITERALLY always on his mind

We don't need the yanks and we've never lost a war against the spanish so it'll be very easy

>>73406265
yes

>>73406265
>to think America would get involved on the UKs side to defend a shitty tiny town is a pipe dream
is it anymore farfetched than believing France would start a massive war that would decimate both sides would to steal a Spanish rock?

>>73406265
Ball's in your court but if you keep looking at our territory like that you'll get a fucking slap mate. At the very least we'll stop coming to the Costa del Sol for our holidays and deprive you of 10% of your GDP.

>>73406304
alri, looking forward to the occupation (bring tea and biscuits)

>>73406328

How many years ago was that? Please do remind me

>>73406220
I meant you guys can solve it with talks

>>73406328
>a Spanish rock
DELETE THIS

>split up with the mrs
>was going to sell the flat and divvy up the profit, move in with the parents and start again
>parents have now said they'll help me buy the ex out so i can stay
>informed the buyer that they can't buy it even though they paid for solicitors and a survey and everything
feel like a bit of a cunt ngl

>>73406346
what?

brits really need to let go of the idea that the USA is our friend

>>73406367
I mean a British rock. Fug

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I use a pair of pliers to get hair out of my nose. Hurts a bit when I miss, and pinch the soft tissue, but it's kinda addicting

>>73406231
muh empire cunts are some of the cringyest twats of 4chan desu

>>73406375
mental how many don't realise the end of the empire was because of the yanks

what happens when the oil runs out

A lot of toxic masculinity in this thread

>>73406430
we escort it back inside

>>73406220
This poster is Owen jones from the guardian, do not trust or listen to what he says

>>73406454
abysmal post

just pulled the scab off a burn on my arm that was healing perfectly until now

why is peeling scabs so deeply satisfying? what a stupid thing to evolve

>>73406384
It is a Spanish rock tho

Despite the meme there's a high chance Spain will diplomatically gain Gibraltar, without them gaining it we will get no EU deal

>>73406508
iberian rock desu

>>73406388
what does this have to do with British culture?

will my bios recognise a boot drive connected to a PCI-E sata controller?

>>73406451
SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU LITTLE GIRL
THATS WHAT YOU ARE
A BITCH WITH BITCH TITS AND A PUSSY
AND I WOULD MAUL YOUR ASS

>>73406531
lol shut up nerd

>>73406531
POINDEXTER
*wedgies you*

>>73406370

it happens

I don't wanna be 30
I'm still a child

>>73406531
Don't you have a theorem on quantum entanglement to publish, Einstein?

>>73406531
*repeats what you said in a nasally, mocking voice then shoves you into the lockers*

>>73406582
entangle this

*unzips benis*

>>73406531
Check in your bios to see if there's options besides sata, but yeah it will, that's why there's so many ssd drives that are pci-e nowadays

any of you Brit lads managed to get a copy of Persona 5 ps3? It's sold the fuck out. Was it even released here?

>>73406531
probably

>>73406524
I'm the ancestor of people that were British citizens so it's your culture by default

>>73406508
grbraltijca je srbija

>>73406616
good point, never thought of that

>>73406518
That's ridiculous. Why don't we just give them whatever they ask for? Britain won't be blackmailed out of territory like that.

>>73406636
I'm assuming your motherboard is less than about 5 years old.

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le far meme man

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>Persona 5

what should i have a wank to

want to put my willy in a girls fanny reeeeeeeeeeee

>>73406728
gay

>>73406711
men

>>73406661
no, doesn't have a flashy, idiot-proof bios like my dads
but it picks up boot devices from USB, so it should from PCI too

>>73406748
why not use SATA anyway?

What's the easier ride, British army, navy or Air Force? I think air is off the cards though as my eye site is shit

>>73406581
I'll ask you since you have more experience.

I'm 21, and internally I feel like I'm 30, but externally I communicate like I'm 13. It's really fucking embarrassing.

I think it's because I live with my parents and my father is distant and my mother treats everyone like a child. I was a shut-in for two years, before that I was very mature and ready to make my way in the world but hit a brick wall, unfortunately.

Now it's like my personality has rebooted but the last backup is from when I was an awkward confused 13 year old.

I've tried the 'acting' technique of just portraying who you feel you want to be, but I'm not good at vocalisation and I can't maintain it.

>>73406512
i always see things in /brit/ that make me feel like closer with the anglo nations
i feel like half the things we learn about Ireland are exaggerated to make us feel different

>>73406772
>site
spelling too.

>>73406766
it's on the frits and I don't know why
this is cheaper than a new motherboard

Average brexitmong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFjfbL1KWNI

>>73406772
only australians are allowed in the royal navy

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

new:
>>73406814
>>73406814
>>73406814
fucked it haha

>>73406793
I blame that on auto-correct. Before you mouth off about phone posting you can fuck off, I'm in bed.

GOOOOOOOOOD MYTHICAL MORNING!

>>73406818
>Molyneux
i gained a little bit more respect for him after his stopped sucking trumps cock

>>73406895
>>73406895
>>73406895
>>73406895
New

(non-fucked version)

>>73406772
Chair Force do more than fly planes. Maybe you could fix planes. Or clean planes. Or refuel/re-arm planes. Or be that guy waving the luminous sticks on the runway.

>>73405465
Madman!