Does anyone else remember when this happened? It really screwed up my TV watching as a teenager.
1st for anime
2nd for Fuck Drumpf
I do declare this post in the name of /dixie/
fucc drumphth n FUCC whyte peepole
>>73401177
delet
this is a VERY strange anime, buds
post food pls
Toast with caramel sauce for dessert!!!
>>73401165
Excellent post
>>73401184
really dig this teqcthnique of misspelling words
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little /cum/ thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" leaf, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about north american countries. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic /cum/ NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "/cum/ IS THE BEST GENERAL." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>tfw benis is a little over 7 inches if I measure from the bone and 6.5 if I don't
Am I a dicklet?
>>73401191
Just make cali part of mexico desu desu
>>73401226
if you have to ask then you are desu
>>73401155
>>73401226
why worry about something you're never going to use?
>>73401226
yeah
>>73401226
yea man but chis are expected to be
>>73401226
If you're insecure enough to measure it you're one
>>73401153
This need to happen more often
>>73401240
Who do you take me for, Placer?
>>73401172
uhhhh.... who told you that?
>>73401256
uncalled for
>>73401230
no thanks, you guys can keep those cucks
didn't get any (You)s on /g/
>>>/g/59820740
>>73401265
I bully you out of love, my NorCal brother
>>73401191
At first I was rustled at having so little land, but I have nearly 30 million people under my domain, so that is probably adequate for a strong defense. Bucks will be beautiful.
Daily Reminder: Quebec is EXACTLY like the rest of Canada, except they speak really bad English and even worse French.
See any good movies lately /cum/?
Thought GiTS live action was ok, mediocre at best
>>73401288
epic meme
man i hate programming/scripting though
>>73401297
Yes, THE good movie
>>73401288
Done
>>73401312
Did you see it in theaters?
Did it live up to the hype?
>>73401314
You've always got my back
>>73401296
Its exactly like the rest of canada, except we have prettier girls, cheaper booze, cheaper drugs, less fat people, more white people and montreal is the greatest city in canada
>>73401326
Not yet, but I plan to see it when I get back home
>>73401312
did you watch the dub? its not playing with subs here...
>>73401357
Kinda want to watch it but I don't want to have high expectations for it just to be like a 5cm per second type film.
>>73401364
>>73401372
>dub
I wouldnt waste my time if it was dubbed, I checked and the theater I want to go to has it subbed so thank god
I love kingdom hearts
>>73401408
i love you
>>73401390
Well it's bound to be similar and that's really not a bad thing 2bh, but everyone that's seen it has only positive things to say
Satania a shit
>I only watch subbed anime
>>73401337
vancouver > montreal but otherwise accurate
>>73401399
>>73401421
me
>I watch anime
>>73401421
I do though
I don't like replying to people here because I know they love the attention
>>73401423
yeah... nah
bc>qc maybe
>>73401401
its dubbed here, i wasnt looking at the right page
think i might watch it tomorrow downtown
>>73401416
I don't think it was a bad film either, just that I don't want it to be like something I've already watched.
>everyone that's seen it has only positive things to say
idk about that, you can never please /a/
>I save reaction images to reinforce my terrible posts
>vancouver > montreal
>having anime in theaters
what the fuck man
>group mate for programming lab is retarded
>called his computer a CPU
>cant figure out how github works
>cant do one simple little tiny part of the project
>literally did entire thing myself and have another group project right after this
>I've never watched Kino No Tabi
Let's be as truthful and blunt as we can here, with animè things only get better
>>73401445
subbed*
>>73401444
give us (You)s faggot
>>73401432
>I don't like replying to people here because I know they love the attention
>>73401479
>>73401463
>not watching the wind rises in theatres with a miyazaki fangirl
what the FUCK are you doing with your life, bud?
RIP Harambe
>>73401490
>>73401445
You mean subbed?
>>73401454
I don't give a shit about /a/'s opinion but I saw a few threads there and they all seemed to be in love with it and the few who werent were just talking about how 5cm per second was better but they seemed to be the small minority
>>73401494
>going to the movies at all
please
unless they show like The Thing or some other shit
lmao u r all gay
Fuck humanity and FUCK (You)
>>73401496
...
>>73401510
>hurr i only like movies from the 80s
off yourself
>>73401503
>tfw watch The Force Awakens on opening day
>wanted to buy a cup they were selling but the line was too long
>>73401517
I'm irish too
>>73401510
>>73401528
>Colour films
Pleb.
>>73401531
>Watches the Force Awakens
And you have a problem with anime?
>>73401543
>talkies
runt
>>73401543
stop being irish
>>73401552
Varg told me not to watch anime, so I listened
>>73401528
i just like the thing
but seriously 60's to 80's is the golden age
>>73401529
anyone ITT ever poop themselves while sleeping
>>73401565
If Varg told you to jump off a bridge would you do it? huh? HUH?!
what's a normie
>>73401580
No. I didn't even wet my bed as a kid.
Im out of cookies
george lincoln rockwell is a fallen hero
Why are Canadian men so sexy?
>>73401153
The last strike destroyed a lot of great shows. Luckily great shows aren't a thing anymore so no worries.
>>73401582
Of course. Varg wouldn't tell me to do something if it wasn't for the greater good.
will not budge on this
>>73401598
im a fallen hero, but when everything is said and done it doesn't amount to anything
>>73401504
Wow, even one of the most contrarian boards in this place liked it.
Reviews look universally good, so I guess I'll give it a watch. Shame it couldn't have been released nationwide.
>>73401598
You're not wrong
>>73401612
Renounce claims on Ohio or we'll support Dixie's claim to Maryland.
>>73401618
>>73401612
wtf is savageland... i left that empty so the inuit could get liquored and drive their skii doos real fast
>>73401630
why do you monitor me so. just let me annex in peace.
If dubs, the Argentinian and Chilean posters have to give me a (You)
>>73401636
Savageland is a dominion of Oyster Bay.
>>73401636
Two words...OUR GUY
>>73401647
haha you lose fist me daddy
why do those hollywood fags keep striking anyway
>>73401633
>>73401636
FOR THE RECORD, I didn't make it. I modified sacramento's image
>>73401657
are you a NEET?
>>73401664
>>73401652
>>73401657
Its inuit land administered by denmark
>>73401668
Quebec would honour MATO in case of Pacifican aggression re: Ohio
I got a CRT from the early 2000's and plugged it up to my computer
those orgasmic sounds it makes... i will never get tired of them
>>73401677
why
>>73401677
fist me daddy
>>73401677
>>73401674
No, why do you ask?
>>73401681
*presses the degauss button*
>>73401689
>>73401689
yo no posto e siesnoa respondo
>>73401680
>Its inuit land administered by denmark
Wrong. The Pacific Empire supports Oyster Bay's claim to Savageland. And we have a defensive alliance against the Cucks.
>>73401687
/cum/ beast?
>>73401695
Just curious
i hate my life and i literally can't stop doing it
>team is called the New York Islanders
>team plays in Brooklyn
hmm...
>>73401680
It's Oyster Bay clay under the Lordship of Rabbi Savage and his Inuit harem
>>73401705
>>73401707
Ironically, we BUCKS folk have an okay relationship with Oyster bay. They are part of the BosWash Volk. We love for them to gain land.
>>73401721
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
cucks
>>73401716
Brooklyn is on Long Island technically, although when I was younger they actually played on the island outside the city
>>73401721
WORST girl
>>73401707
>>73401717
>Oyster Bay's claim to Savageland
That's all it is. A claim. Our soldiers stand ready at the
saskatchewan-montana frontier in case of pacifican aggression.
>>73401610
would you take a cold shower?
>>73401721
>>73401680
We will have to think greatly on this. Dixie is itching to take Maryland and a Pacific-Paha-Dixie coalition will be difficult to contend with.
>>73401746
o ye get dat pussi senpai
>>73401716
Brooklyn is on the largest island of the New York islands.
You're confusing it with the Bronx, which is on the mainland.
>>73401742
They chose it by referendum, if you deny us our rightful land you'll end up as the background of pick related
I have a proposition for Dixie. Join the Anti-Cuck Alliance and we'll give you Maryland as well as the parts of Texas we annexed. Also, the rest of Nunavut will be ceded to Savageland if they join the alliance and war comes.
>>73401742
If you are ready to go toe-to-toe with the Pacific, then we will stand by and assist you in any way.
just sharted buds
>>73401746
>>73401776
I have a proposition for (you) suck my cokk bitch
>team is called Dallas Cowboys
>team plays in Arlington
hmm...
>>73401783
>>73401742
The land was first annexed by the Pacific Empire and ceded to YHWH's chosen. Then a referendum was held to decide if they wanted independence or to remain part of Oyster Bay and they chose to stay.
>>73401776
I'll join if Quebec keeps wanking it to slit eyes and denmark and denies our rightful land
>>73401783
>>73401783
U can have sum pussi 2
>>73401795
BRRRPPt
>>73401792
it's DFW, it counts
>>73401792
>team is called the montreal canadiens
>montreal wants to be independant from Canada
hmmmm
I need
>>73401803
Autism
>>73401801
Alright bud. We'll support the people and Savageland and their choice to be part of YHWH's chosen
>>73401795
>>73401776
It seems that my attempts at peace mean little to the Sack.
>>73401801
Wait what the fuck I thought you, me, and quebec were on the same team. WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS SHIP IN ONE PIECE
Who /rural/ here?
>>73401835
ayayayayayayayayay!
why do usa have so many local news channels?
>>73401834
sup neighborino
>New York Jets/Giants
>team plays in East Rutherford, New Jersey
hmmmm....
>>73401836
Only if Quebec recognizes and respects our sovereignty over Savageland
>>73401841
Frig off, Randy
>>73401836
Fuck off from the Caliphate's land, Cuck.
>>73401776
>dixie
>allying with commiefornia and portlandia
dixie says fuck the north and west proudly
>>73401801
I have a proposition. You cede your arctic territories to me in exchange for converting greenland into savageland
If you join pacifica you will expunged from MATO and absorbed by Bucks county's superior forces.
>>73401835
>>73401848
Our states are bigger than your country
>>73401841
my town's center of culture is the walmart (supercenter for 3 years now)
>>73401868
WAKE UP FUCKFACE
any qt girls(bois) want to my gf
>>73401871
did it kill mainstreet?
see my trick i learnt from /brit/
>>73401153
>>73401857
I feel like Serbia in WW1.
>>73401882
dump japposter
>>73401881
for my entire life main street has just been donut shops and antique stores. so I assume yes
>>73401879
gimme your address
>>73401865
You don't get to say what Dixie thinks bud.
I'm sure they'd appreciate having western Texas back.
Yockey was right
>>73401882
my trick now haha
>>73401881
getting really sick of this girl (male) bullshit. return to tumblr or /mlp/ faggot retard
>>73401865
Nope and now since you're being difficult we keep our claim to Savageland as well as annex Greenland
>>73401857
How about we let Bucks keep Ohio and we all unite against Quebec? He keeps being a pushy and annoying
>>73401914
stop avatarfagging for one second of your stupid fucking life
>>73401894
Alright texas, since you are the only /dixie/ voice on here, here's the quick rundown:
I annexed eastern ohio from the islamic caliphate of Paha.
Pacifica is like super pissed off at me and wants you to attack me for attacking ohio, demanding you take maryland.
However, Pacifica has also taken west texas from you.
Something is going on in Canada's far north and I have no idea what is going on with that
I'm gonna fuck you up
>>73401908
rude
>>73401898
they'll take it by force, and ive seen dixie posters say exactly what i said
>>73401914
You agreed to not fuck with my territories when you signed MATO. Youre the one breaking treaty law and being difficult son. You're about to betray the beast to ally with a chicano sumbitch. I expected better desu. Also savageland=greenland makes sense. And its an island like long island
Another thread saved
*dabs*
Another thread saved
*dabs*
I dont avatarfag but maybe I'll start if it revs up the (you) count
>>73401937
>American fashion
*samefagging intensifies
>>73401934
i love to gobble CUM MMMMMM give me that tangy cum
>>73401948
>>73401939
*betray the beast coast
>>73401950
brit girls do dress nicer 2bh (on average)
>>73401937
>>73401930
Fellow Pennsylvanians, what would you have us do? Are you content with just PA, NJ, Maryland, and Delaware, or do you want eastern Ohio as well? Is it worth fighting Pacifica over?
>>73401948
The South shall stand alone against the Americans. You are all servants of the great Satan and we will have none of you
daily reminder that the jews want you to get married, have kids, live a successful life and ultimately destroy the world by driving a gas guzzling ford explorer
i am a yank in spiritual level
Alright buds time to reverse the alliance. It's not an anti Quebec alliance. They need to stop trying to take Savageland. We'll protect Savageland and Cuck's claim to Ohio if you promise to fight Dixie if they try to take western Texas. Those fatties need to know their place.
>>73401968
i don't know what you're talking about
>>73401974
Do you hate gooks like me?
>>73401973
>not wanting to use all the oil you can before it runs out
lame-O
>>73401970
*cuts off your federal aid*
*watches you spiral into anarchy as blacks overthrow your obese popualtion*
>>73401968
We don't need ohio desu
>>73401975
okay, so is quebec, pacific, bucks, and oyster all together now?
muhhh dick
*bonzais tea into a harbour*
>>73401970
*steals your insulin shots* pssh... nothin personnnnel....
quick
no time to explain
i need 3 of (You)s to save the world
>>73401939
You never had possession of that area, it was originally unclaimed and now all off a sudden you're chimping out and claiming it. Either you recognize our sovereignty over the area and lose nothing or I ally with Sacramento and everyone turns against you
>>73401990
Okay, then it's settled. We will withdraw from ohio.
WE WITHDRAW FROM OHIO!
>>73401975
>>73402010
Swiper no sw- >>73402006
too rate!!!
>>73402010
i'll do it because you are the best poster in this thread
>>73401975
I'll join if you ensure sovereignty of my land up north from Quebec
>>73402010
why do you play gta online with koreans?
NEED a friend my age that lives in nyc struggling to get through life
the tea has been bonzai'd there is no saving the world
By ballot or bullet, the South shall rise again
>>73402002
>Quebec
>With us
No. He's being autistic about Savageland.
>>73402037
Of course.
>>73402041
people getting jewed in 'w 'ork aren't going to be neats ,
If you are a gamer do not post in this thread
>>73402048
*drains the battery of your rascal scooters*
just topped my smash tv high score bud
>>73402048
>>73402030
>>73402033
>>73402038
THE WORLD SAVED
As expected of men from country of justice
>>73402057
Nice, Oyster Bay has claimed Greenland as well now as Baudetland though
anyone else hate the blacks?
>>73402080
dude you live in california
>>73401849
bretty gud man, how bout you? :3
>>73402101
and we're the second fittest state in the country, whats your point
>>73402102
What's it like living in nevada?
>>73402098
You mean negruhs? Can't say I'm a fan
>>73402098
I don't hate them but I recognize the need to separate them from whites
>>73402057
As we are a republic, we have withdrew from ohio. apologies for the hassle
we now frantically worry about gettysburg 2.0
official map
>>73402111
california, new mexico
whats the difference
>>73402130
new mexico has the higher hispanic populace
In order to show my gratitude, I will post a cute anime girl in bikini
>>73402122
>>73402123
autism fight
>>73402123
lol that reminds me of when NY (?) actually just drew a huge ass horizontal line west back in the 1700s when the colonies were still forming. needless to say they couldn't enforce it for long
>>73402122
>>73402123
not a fan
>>73402153
Satania a SHIT
>>73402111
you enjoy your white minority nanny state, I'll enjoy my right to bear fully automatic weapons with huge magazines
>>73402174
enjoy being a blue state
MEXICO POST SOMETHING
>>73402174
dixie-pacific tensions increasing?
>>73402123
Nope, Sacramento's is much better and Oyster Bay has officially allied with the Pacifica Empire
ACTUAL official map
>>73402172
you a shit
>10 rounds
>>73402208
Approved
>>73402196
>sacramento's is better
>horrendous border gore so you can have an "empire"
kill yourself fampai, just take greenland it looks nicer
>>73402209
restrict voting to land owners only
>>73402208
>>73402220
*COUGH*
minor change
>>73402221
Bloody imperialist see>>73402208
the boundaries are set, no more interfering with your autism now
>>73402247
Alright, I'm fine with this as well
stop roleplaying fucking retards
*blows up oyster bay and pacifican mailboxes before finally agreeing to the terms of the map*
>Federal judges today issued an eloquent memo praising Gavin Grimm, the transgender teen boy who has been fighting for equal access to the boys’ restroom in his school, comparing him to past civil rights icons, even as they said they would not expedite his case.
Thats right. Someone who wanted to change their gender and demand that they get to use their bathroom of choice is on-par with black people that fought for their right to be acknowledged as 1st class citizens
0w0 whats this?
>>73402247
Here it is with a non-ugly font
>>73402270
I-Is this war?
P-please let's have peace
>>73402270
*makes sure my negruh slave checks my mail for me*
>>73402285
It's Quebecois tradition to blow up mailboxes before giving up.
>>73402275
-w-
>>73402283
t-thanks
>>73402271
yes they are, all retards
>>73402298
this
*stealthfully continues annexing small islands*
>>73402117
hot, no income tax, enough horsies to make me happy.
>>73402299
*pulls eyes back*
o herro fellow nippon brother
*gives you the old chink wink*
got a baaaad feeling about this nevada guy and his love of horses
why do they call it an xbox 360?
because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away
this is oc btw
>>73402334
Woah
I have a feeling that this could become a classic 4chan joke
So what do Bongs call real bacon?
>>73402334
that's pretty good. I've been workshopping a joke about the ps3, not sure it's gonna go anywhere. I want to lampoon its lack of launch software
i want brits out
>>73402334
you are so fucking stupid
*annexes panama to prevent Pacifican colonisation of the carribbean*
nothin personell...
>the reason behind the New Mexican's anger has finally been ended
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/07/well/family/new-mexico-outlaws-school-lunch-shaming.html
>>73402363
dont we all
>>73402346
>>73402362
good posts
>>73402363
>>73402366
>>73402374
bad posts
>>73402359
If you say bacon in a british accent it sounds like beer can in a jamaican accent
>>73402367
Look at those islands to the far east, anon
what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>73402367
COUGH COUGH
>>73402324
very comfy lad
>>73402383
>If you say bacon in a british accent it sounds like beer can in a jamaican accent
boy golly you're right
>>73402388
Can you name Greenland "Baudetland"? If you do I'll consent to any expansion of yours in the south
>>73402392
You're the more autistic one here lad
if you say bacon in a british accent it sounds like bacon in a north american accent
>>73402388
absolutefuly fucking haram the quebecois navy will sink the azores into the fucking ocean floor if you dont pull out right now, pacifica owns all the islands in the pacific, the atlantic is MATO territory STRICTLY
>>73402403
dont support pacifican sovereignty in the Atlantic you cuck, its MATO territory
>>73402399
oh wait it's the other way around
BEER CAN in a BRITISH accent sounds like BACON in a JAMAICAN accent
I mixed them up.
It's very early here.
>>73402403
*annexes Colombia and takes their qts*
>>73402428
MATO will go to war if you dont withdraw from the atlantic ocean
>>73402419
>>73402403
>>73402428
>>73402438
uhhh also I'd like to call Iceland "Bud light city"
>>73401153
I hope the writers go on strike again, all these shit movies and shows could use a purge