/dixie/

>>73397042
>tfw only started appreciating grits in the past year
Boy I was missing out.

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>>73397076
how do you take em?

cheddar cheese and a drop of hot sauce is my personal favorite, a touch of butter optional but always a worthy addition

pepper jack is also top notch

>>73397042
I'm a Yankee but I like the south 2bh. Grits rule

>>73397098
Pepper jack most of the time. I was a terrible picky eater for a long time, i missed out on so much good food as a kid.

>>73397098
that looks yummy

redpill me on grits

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>>73397133
you're welcome to dinner senpai

>>73397154
grew up on grits but i hated them because my parents liked them with sugar or honey

then one day at thanksgiving an aunt made the saltiest cheesiest grits ive ever had and my life was changed

>>73397173
shrimp and grits is a national treasure

>fights for slavery
>too broke to own slaves

southerner logic

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>>73397219
tldr is its course ground cornmeal

but what makes them particularly fantastic is the fact that the course grind produces an uneven release of the starches during cooking (so you gotta stir constantly to keep em creamy and smooth) and the texture is heavenly

most folks have em plain with a little butter on top, some like em sweet with honey or sugar, some folks like em with cheese, shrimp and grits is the epitome of grits dishes

>>73397266
Hush now yank, we're eating grits. This is not the place to relitigate historical grudges.

GIRLS
RAISED
IN
THE
SOUTH

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>>73397314

always thought that grey should be incorporated into the rebel flag somehow.

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>>73397533
it looks good in grey too

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>>73397556
This is my favorite iterarion of it, honestly. Obviously the amount of white makes it pretty unusable during war though.

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>>73397698
confederate flags are great

>yankees only recognize the stars and bars

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>do it for him

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Hello I wish to be the cowboy.

>>73398126
wtf I love Jamie Lannister now

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States' Rights?

>>73397767
I really wonder what they were thinking with the Stars and Bars, actually. It must have been intended to be temporary.

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>>73398256
regional loyalty

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>>73398527
A war to end all Yankees?

>>73397098
>anything besides butter, salt, and pepper
Blasphemy.

>>73398256
>>73398527
>>73398559
I approve of these toads.

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>>73398586

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>>73398559
>>73398586
advance the flag of dixie

>>73398568
>leaving grits as a one tone meal

they can be so much more

Tell me about your states anons. I'll start
>north carolina
>top tier nature, best section of the Appalachians, outer banks etc.
>based colleges like Duke and Chapel Hill
>some of the best barbecue and beer in the south
>only real downsides are the increasing number of northern transplants and a rise in heroin addiction

>>73398831
>Virginia
>Mother of Presidents
>wine, ham, and marble cake
>barbeque very similar to North Carolina's
>designated shooting University
>designated Yankee zone

>>73398831
>arkansas
>most untouched wilderness in the south
>backwoods by most standards but cozy
>VERY cheap cost of living
>friendly and laid back community (rednecks/hillbillies and a surprising number of hippies)

downsides
>like a third of the counties dont sell alcohol
>no alcohol sold at all on sundays
>the clintons

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>>73398831
Sounds about right although never noticed the uptick in heroin usage. Mostly a small town thing?

>>73399279
Yeah, my city's had a problem with it recently. Apparently the crackdown on prescription drugs has driven a lot of opiate addicts to heroin.

>>73399432
i lived in NC from 2005-2009, doctors prescribed vicodin like candy at the time

>>73399480
Yeah shit was bad, two of my aunts were major pill addicts, hell they took away my cousin because her mom was strung out 24/7 on any pills she could get.

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Hahahaha

Dont make me post him...

You know who....

Independent Dixieland of that free-mason "country" called United States fighting against the globalisation with an identitarian Europe when.

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>>73399678
Sign me up.

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>>73399678
soon

>>73399432
>>73399480
>>73399538

Damn sucks to hear. Apparently four of our towns are on the top 20 towns/cities with high rates of opioid abuse.

http://wncn.com/2016/04/20/4-nc-towns-in-top-20-nationally-for-opioid-abuse-study-finds/

Fayetteville, Hickory, and Jacksonville North Carolina doesn't really surprise me too much but Wilmington being number one was pretty surprising.

>>73399852
>tfw in hickory
Maybe I'm just sheltered, but finding out that my hometown has such a terrible heroin problem shocked me.

<3 dixie >>>>>>>>> cum
Good general!

Btw do you southerners eat johnnycake or is it a carib thing? My apologises for my ignorance.

>>73400140
What's Johnnycake? Don't think that's ours.

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btw confederate flag design best design

>>73400183
Ah alright, she is an idiot then. I think its just sweetened cornbread though. Do you guys eat that?

>>73400216
Oh in that case yes, cornbread is a staple food in the South. And it is sometimes sweetened.

I made y'all a couple of handwritten bumps last night: >>73362650 >>73365651

>>73400699
Oh, apparently I attached one of em too. Maybe it'll let me delete it so it doesn't complain if someone tries to post it later.

>>73400699
Nice. I'm a bit of an autist about handwriting, maybe I should pick up the hobby.

>>73400759
It can be fun, go for it.

Fuck y*nkland and fuck y*nkee people!

>>73400856
Whoever this is I love his illustrations. They're posted a lot on /his/ and are pretty much a reaction image goldmine.

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>>73400943
heres the full version

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>>73400856
>>73401037

>>73401089
You beat me to it.

https://youtu.be/WaY2l-ZPLGU
:^)
>>73400890
Southerners best americans desu. They're the nicest, best looking (if not fat), they have the best food etcetcetc
I mean even this general is better than /c*m/ (chatbox)

>>73397042
mfw I didn't like crawfish until early march

fuck my life why did I not see before

send help

>>73401338
Thank you, stranger. /c**/ is but a prison for our high quality posts and freedom was needed.

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Time for one of these.

>>73403091
Git that damn sandnigger writin outta hier boi tell you hwat

>>73404389
That ain't sandnigger writing. It's a dying art known as "cursive".

Tennessee pride.

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>>73407502

>>73404389
Hope that's sarcasm my man. Kids these days.

>>73407717
To be honest, my handwriting is still better with slightly less fancy pens. This one's fun as fuck to use but it also takes a shitton of control.

Southerners are the best people. Where is best to move for work? I have friends in the Memphis and north Alabama, Tennessee valley area.

Skills in electronics,l so anywhere with industry like that going on. I'm taking advantage of trump boom on local economy to get an education and start a business.

>>73407919
I've heard Texas has a booming IT industry.

>>73404480
They still taught it when I was in 3rd grade, but i forgot it and no one bothered to reinforce it.

>>73397042

I mix mine with cheddar cheese and rice.

>>73409863
Yeah, I used it when I was in school and I had to. Always preferred to print for everyday stuff, but I still break out the good shit for writing cards and whatnot. Now I look for excuses to do it, haha.

I just decided to start using cursive one day because writing in print was slower and was making my hand ache, and I never stopped. Multiple people have said my handwriting is girly but it literally is just easier once you get the hang of it.

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>>73398831
>georgia
>regions for everything - beaches, mountains, cities etc.
>best college in the SEC
>beautiful women

its really got something for everyone

>>73411230
Where do they still require that you use it?

>>73413498
Got sent to a Catholic school for elementary.

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Bout 7:30 in the morning here and I still haven't gone to sleep, so I'll bump this one more time for y'all and then it's lights out for me.

>>73415075
Night, calligraphybro

>>73415075
What pen and ink is that?

also
>tfw out of grits
Oatmeal it is I guess...

Hello peckerwoods

>>73415337
good morning negro

>>73415658
Have you Fucked your sister yet today?

Good morning greatest allies.
I wish you all a happy day

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>>73415910
I want by bike back!

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>>73416880

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>>73416923

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>>73416880
>>73416923
>>73416952

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>>73416952

What a beautiful day! Isn't it?

I let it happen.

>>73416971
noooo i was so close

Is the CSA just like texas chainsaw massacre and deliverance? are there any inbred clan hillbillies ITT?

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>>73416971

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WAIT DID SOMEONE SAID CALLIGRAPHY?

>>73417200
aw yiss more stylish bumps

>>73417062
What do you think? And no, the Klan's deader than the IRA.

>>73417062
Only in very isolated mountain towns, the kind of places that are always terrible to live in.

>>73419065
>terrible
Terrible in that they're full of very poor people, yes, but I'd rather be poor in a mountain town in the South than poor anywhere else.

bump so this will be alive during American power hour

>>73399279
Heroin is currently a problem in the US and Canada. I'm assuming it's because people stopped caring about marijuana as much.

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He was right about everything.

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>>73422666
Prepare the rumships. Yanks are gonna get BTFO

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>>73422666
>fuck federalism
>fuck Hamilton
>fuck cities
>fuck slavery but if I don't do it I'll go fucking bankrupt so sorry
>also fuck having beds out in the open
t.homas

Love the Yankee butthurt ITT

Make the South independent again

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Salut.
Hello.

Ask a Louisianian anything.
Demandez a Louisianian quelque chose.

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Dont die on me /dixie/ !
B-bump!

>>73425763
Do you actually speak Louisianan French?
Is it true that the language had been forbidden in the past?
Is Louisianan French still widely spoken?

>>73425763
that looks like a commie flag TBQH

>>73425763
yeah basically this >>73425905

also have all the tanned Louisianans that left after Katrina for Texas returned or did they just decide to stay there?

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>>73425948
>People's Republic of Arizona

>>73425905
1. Oui, mais mon accent est tres Americanized. Aussi, a une grande influence anglais.
2. Yeah, my grandparents were discriminated for speaking French in school by Jewish-Yankee teachers who wanted them to speak English only. They were punished otherwise. (Still spoke at home though)
I learned enough from my mom/grandma to talk to other older folks. However, people in the 90's there was a revival attempt and more younger people are picking up French, whether it be Louisiana French or Parisian, and speaking it mixed with their English.

3. Not as much as before. There are revivals and preservation efforts, but they are pretty concentrated in South Louisiana, where I'm from. I live in North Louisiana now, and it is sparsely spoken, with older (65+) Catholics, mostly.

>>73426010
If by tanned, you mean based Viet fisherman, then they have returned and found decent work. If you mean New Orleans trash, then they never left in the first place like all the smart people.

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>>73426144
>discriminated for speaking French in school by Jewish-Yankee teachers who wanted them to speak English only. They were punished otherwise
this was literally what the British did in Ireland in the 19th century, jesus christ.

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>>73426495
It's a cruel world.

>>73426144
thanks for sharing, swamp-pierre. a language preserves a collective identity.
resist against this leveling zeitgeist of universalism and live your own culture.

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>>73426608
You are always welcome to ma maison, amie Allemagne.

>>73426495

we're not talking an amount of people comparable to the millions in ireland, these were groups descended from a smattering of peoples in french canada displaced by the brits that came on down to Louisiana

>>73426144

nothing more deserved for the french than to have their language suppressed for a change

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Daily reminder that Texas was not part of the confederate nor is it a part of the south.

>>73426819
Doesn't matter, Louisiana should advance and spread bilingualism. It's an important part of their identity.

>>73426819
But it was part of the CSA.

>>73427638
meant for
>>73426881

>>73427638
Delete your post, partner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ra9cXx1-o

shit I didn't know Don Rickles died until now

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Howdy faggots

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPiWrMHRcmY

please post more boner inducing southern accents

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>>73430157
seems as though everyone has abandoned thread

>>73430997
/dixie/ powerhour begins soon, I just don't have anything for that guy unfortunately.

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>>73430997
damn shame, I quite like Dixie

>>73411643
I write in cursive because if people can't read it they don't deserve to. But then I also changed it to look a bit like sime antiquated style so I can be a douchebag. But if someone can read cursive I'm pretty sure they can figure it out.

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>>73431432
I didn't have any problem with your's. I do have problem reading other people's cursive sometimes though. Any kind of cursive is better than the kind of "scrawled with crayon" kind of print a lot of kids do nowadays, which isn't even good print.

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off work

time to make /dixie/ great again

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>>73411643
>>73431881
flag changed
what wizardry is this?

>>73432061
I forgot to turn my mobile data off, which means my first post probably cost about 2 dollars. I hope everybody enjoyed it.

>>73432034
how often do you get shitfaced and go to car racing events?

how do i get a cute southern belle? im black btw

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>>73432034
post Dixie qts please

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pUxOaN_rec

THE BEST BIRD SINGS THE SONGS OF ALL BIRDS

>>73432136
personally never, a friend of mine is diehard and goes across state lines for nascar shit

>>73432203
Louisiana

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>>73432203
>im black btw

i'm gonna be honest with you, you're gonna have a hard time earning a cute southern belles father's approval

>>73432214
dixie qts are pure and chaste

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>>73432214

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The south is what Australia should have been

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>>73432308
>pure and chaste
it's not sinful if you marry her

>tfw you used to not give a shit about stock car racing but now know the history behind it in the Prohibition era and are kind of interested now

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>>73432371
you've been raised right son

though honestly the girls down here are either raging whores, raging whores who pretend to be pure and chaste, and actual pure and chaste (though religiously fanatic) christian girls

>>73432416
same

i appreciate it but fuck is it boring

>>73432416
Definitely one of those things that are harder than they look

>>73432461
>>73432485
Yeah I at least appreciate it now but I'm not sure how you're supposed to enjoy watching it. I guess most people just use it as background noise to have some beers and chat with but some people are really into it.

Maybe I'll check out whatever general they have on /sp/ sometime and see what the fuss is about.

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>was gonna have bacon, eggs, and biscuits for dinner
>eggs went bad

well there goes dinner and breakfast

the biscuits are already in so im just gonna cook up some frozen catfish

>>73432854
what type of biscuits you got there?

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>>73432950
just some canned ones, some layered biscuits, good for making lil bacon and egg biscuit sammiches which i will now be making with catfish (which sounds pretty good too)

although since you're a brit the closest thing would be like an extra dense circular scone

pic related

>>73432580
>I guess most people just use it as background noise to have some beers and chat
this is basically it, it's kind of like baseball in that regard.

I am fucking sick of politics honestly

not to step on this guy's toes or anything >>73433769

but Robert Bentley, Governor of Alabama just resigned and was recently booked into jail

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>>73434097

>>73434097
>>73434172
well, at least this is exclusively /dixie/ related. Shame because I don't think we have any Alabanons.

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>>73434172
>>73434097
>governer of alabama having sex with advisor
>drops phone at conference
>top cop in the state finds it and sees sext messaging
>governer fires that cop
>cop goes to media
>governers wife files for divorce
>advisor resigns
>go to jail

can't beat southern scandals

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Is the content of this picture /dixie/ related?

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>>73434407
yes

>>73434407
>>73434172
Are you two actual Southerners or are you just Britons?

>>73434433
christ
that meal is basically a heart attack in waiting

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The wife with the new Ford

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>>73434278
I don't get how /dixie/ has so many Illinois-tier politicians. Our last governor was considered potential 2012 Presidential nominee material until he was convicted of felony corruption charges for recieving improper gifts while in office. Sentenced to two years in jail but somehow magically got off with a slap on the wrist.

You have the Clintons though, so I don't need to tell you.

>>73434484
I'm real, I think he's just a British gentleman here for some comfyposting.

>>73434654
Legacy of the Carpetbaggers?

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>>73434489
You're absolutely right, everybody ITT is going to die at 55 from heart failure, but with no regrets.

>>73434717
In Virginia every single politician is a carpetbagger, it's pretty common for Northerners with law degrees to move down here to get a foothold in politics because of proximity to DC, and because our newfound status as a purple state means winning elections here demonstrates crossparty appeal. Tim Kaine was actually this guys predecessor, but he actually wasn't too bad while governor, he just sold out majorly afterwards.

>>73434865
>here
not even the correct continent
*there

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>>73434722
>no regrets

damn right

>>73434654
honestly the reason there's so much is because the system of corruption is more efficient than following the laws, it gets shit done quicker

it's not latin america tier or anything, but there's a fuckload of corruption

>You have the Clintons
i swear to christ man, you should hear some of the stories on the ground level here

bill clintons brother for example was a well known coke fiend and party animal in the 80s, fucker never missed a horse race and gambled constantly, he never got busted or even hassled because his brother was governer (he cut that shit out when slick willy went up for the presidency)

>>73434433
that looks tasty

>>73434934
>dripping cheese that looks like vomit
eww

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>>73435111
>>73435043

Hey, I'm fuckin' awake.

>>73415309
Pilot Custom 912, Iroshizuku Yu-yake.

>>73434934
I've heard tales of it, but so much of it was swept under the rug as "conspiracy theories" nationally during and following the Clinton administration that a lot of it probably never left your state. I'm not of the belief that they were literally out murdering people, but I'm sure they abused the fuck out of their power.

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>>73435205
ayyy

wb

>>73435250
Thanks.

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this thread is in urgent need of arse and 'stangs

your capital reporting, I hear most of your are posing to be johnny reb?

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>>73435334
>"'stangs"
>"arse"

>>73435245
Fun fact, the CIA ran cocaine through Mena, Arkansas airport in the 80s.

But the truth about the clinton administration here is that they fucked the democrats influence in AR by being so slash and burn about loyalty, anyone who wasnt with them was punished afterwards and yes men were brought in. After he took the presidency, they took a lot of these same people to DC and then the next election all of the leftover weakened democrats lost to the republicans and we've been red ever since (because the clintons didnt care about arkansas once they had the white house)

there's a deep seething hatred for them here

>>73435376
This is a /brit/ meme friendly thread.

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>>73435376
yes m8

arse 'n 'stangs

>>73435444
>>73435465
cring

i have arrived

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>>73435444

The issue here is that the Mustang is baby's first sport's car. Only worse thing is an automatic Mustang

Hey y'all, I'm Sarah Lynn. My favorite food is BBQ chicken with hush puppies and potato chips! I dun love me some sweet tea with every meal! I hope to get along with y'all!!

>>73435492
That's it, I'm booking a bus ticket to Rapid City and if there aren't Buffalo burgers ready for me when I get there I will heem you, m8

>>73435492
perhaps chebs 'n vette is more to your liking?

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>>73435600
forgot the bloody pic
fuck sake

>>73435591
>BBQ chicken
that isnt pork

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>>73435656
>forgot the bloody pic

read this in an brit accent

>>73435423
>the clintons didnt care about arkansas once they had the white house
Yeah, Hillary barely mentioned you on the campaign trail, it irked me a lot. Have you ever seen clips of her playing up her "Southern" accent while in Southern states? Godawful.

>>73435700
i sure hope you people very rarely eat that shite

>>73435788
nothing shite about it. Although burgers aren't technically Southern.

>>73435757
we don't want her so its fine by me if she ignores us, bitch became a senator for NY even though she didn't live there

we were a stepping stone for them and everyone in the state knows it

good riddance to the pair

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>>73435860
>nothing shite about it.
not unless you like a flabby waist and stomach

>>73435946
shall I go take a picture of the interior of the neartest Maccies here, lad?

>>73436008
yes
and you'll see it's full of tubby bitches

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>>73435946
shhh just eat

199th for kentucky belongs 100%

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>my word your food is so fatty and deep fried

why thank you

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OI OI

ANY OF YOU LADS FANCY SOME GASH 'N COR??????????????????????/

>>73436137
if anybody disputed this I would fucking whoop them

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>>73436097
Hmmm ... this one is not too bad

throw in a bit of broccoli and carrots and we're golden

>>73436097
>corn

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>>73436272
You got a problem with Corn there Texas?

>>73436272
Do Southern Cone countries not do this? Grill and give it a little butter, it's fantastic.

>>73433096
Any show is like that 2bh half of the jokes I hear in TV suck ass

>>73436309
They shouldn't, grilled corn is the shit. But you have to have a part where it gets a little brown on the outside and it changes the texture of the corn.

https://twitter.com/slightbeats/status/851559590546161664

How do we stop this?

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>>73436449

>>73435582
But it comes with sport mode

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Are all you're female relatives armed and dangerous?

>>73436449
yee yeet

>>73436449
Great, we've gone even worse than pop-country. Somebody posted a relatively good "hick-hop" song yesterday though.

>>73436449
a collective spiritual and southern cultural revival is the only thing that can solve the white trash problem

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>>73436592
>you're

>>73436624
Nah make drugs legal and let the druggies purge themselves

>>73436592
My grandma is a long-time registered Democrat and she has a glock in the bedroom, and one in her car because she has a fear of being carjacked for some reason.

>>73436623
This? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxgamUDbJjE
That was me.

>the anti-tobacco companies finally disabled comments
Heh, pussy yanks

>>73436624
you're right, desu. This seems like Jugallo influence from the midwest, nothing Southern about it at all.

>>73436708
Yeah that's the one.

>>73436708
this is made so much better by the fact they actually got a hot girl for it.
>do you know who I am, Mr. Tennessee
>who the fuck are you, I forgot instantly
kek

>>73436884
Yeah, it's not just the producer's cousin's daughter or whatever. That said, if you take away the videos, it's still miles better than the "herp derp weed, let's say yee yee to make it Southern" song.

>>73436782
Inspired from Appalachian redneck culture, it's not native to the Midwest per say

The recent dash of hood-culture makes it extra-cancerous

Stop being bydlo and post some more traditional Country, bonus if it's modern.

>>73437079
I have very entry-level taste in Country, although I've gotten further and further into it recently. Hank Williams III and his grandpa helped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTk3fGpo2Lk

>>73437079
Do as he says

>>73436955
whatever you say, midwesterner.

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>>73437211

>>73436708
I don't get it
he seems to be shit talking a lot of stereotypical dumb shit people do
and then he has his dumb pink ricer truck

>>73437079
https://youtu.be/mK5EwCcWJpY

>>73437272
The pink truck's not his. It's http://www.4x4barbie.com/.

>>73436955
Do you consider Dakota to be midwestern? I didn't really mean /frontier/ states.

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Is this a common sight in Dixieland?

>>73437358
is she for sale too

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>>73437390
The Eastern halves of the Dakotas is definitively Midwestern because of the mere fact that it is basically Western Minnesota

The Western halves are a bit of a mix of cowboy yeehaw Western and Midwestern

>>73437393
actually yes

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>>73437809

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>Half of /dixie/ threads are about food

Feels comfy

>>73437393
Skinny people? Depends where you go. Urban dwellers tend to be a bit more health conscious but the opposite may ring true, especially if you're lower middle to lower class.

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https://youtu.be/PU5xxh5UX4U

>>73437912
>Skinny people?
kek
i meant women shooting things

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>>73437838

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>>73436449
>White trash
>Culture

Hmmmmm

>>73437939
How do we clone Elvis, make him the King of the South, and then prevent him from becoming fat and dying again?

>>73438188
Just keep cloning him over and over

There is no cure for damn good food

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required reading

>>73438236
Put a treadmill in his house.

>>73438250
I'm interested, what is it?

>>73438374
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Agrarians

>>73438236
Seems like a solid enough plan. I would be very much be in favor of an independent South ruled by an endless Elvis dynasty.

>>73438416
>All the articles bear in the same sense upon the book's title-subject: all tend to support a Southern way of life against what may be called the American or prevailing way;
>An agrarian society is hardly one that has no use at all for industries, for professional vocations, for scholars and artists, and for the life of cities. Technically, perhaps, an agrarian society is one in which agriculture is the leading vocation, whether for wealth, for pleasure, or for prestige – a form of labor that is pursued with intelligence and leisure, and that becomes the model to which the other forms approach as well as they may.
TJ would approve, I'll read it.

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who /drunk/

>>73439020
What are you drinking this evening?

>>73397042
>born and raised in south
>not white

am i welcome fellas?

>>73439336
Of course. Even if you weren't you'd still be welcome, this is a /hospitable/ general.

>>73439336
If you like grits in your bacon with a healthy helping of gravy on the biscuits then certainly!

>>73439020
Nah. There's some beer and wine here though, I might have something later.

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>>73439020
I'm several time zones ahead of you so yes. I'll probably have to hit the hay soon because of yuro time so good evening to all'y'all.

>>73439767
Why's the yank about to shoot himself in the arm?

>>73439876
Because that would be the state of the US military without Southern soldiers. It's pottery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo
Now you can listen to country music while learning which airline you shouldn't trust with your instruments.

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>tfw just had a po'boy with waffle fries and sweet tea for dinner
It's almost better than sex desu.

>>73440106
Good post.

i need catfish

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>>73439767
>The South
>Moral

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>>73440226
>tfw there isn't a po'boy shop in every Southern city or town

>>73439196
rolling rock, my cheap beer of choice

>>73439336
yessir

>>73439472
have a drink with me senpai, next ones in your honor

>>73440366
Thankfully they're not hard to make.

>>73440395
I'm gonna have dinner soon, I'll have to pour myself something then.

>>73440366
Sandwiches with fried fillings are delicious, but Guy Fieri needs to shut his loud ass up. Dude gets paid to judge everyone else's food on TV but he can't cook anything worth a damn himself.

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What was your first vidya, /dixie/?

>>73441282
That was one of 'em, actually. I think I had the GBC version of Super Mario Bros. before that too.

>>73441282
The earliest i remember was a skateboarding demo with Goofy and disney characters in it

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I'm happy this general is prospering!
>>73441282
I'm a grill btw

>>73440284
>why yes I very much enjoy bottomfeeding muckmeat

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>>73441356
Actually, I think the GBC version of Super Mario Bros. was my second. Very nice.

>>73441484
I take that back (not that it matters), it was a lego racing game and you could build your own car

>>73441617
Holy fuck, I remember borrowing this exact game from a friend. I'm sure of it. Whatever it was it was really addictive.

>>73441528
Thank you Nederbro!

>>73441537
honestly my favorite food. i love seafood, fried of course

>>73401365
hello again

>>73441842
Seafood is delicious. Mom doesn't care much for fish though, so if I want it I gotta make it myself or go buy it usually.

>>73441282
>blue version

my nigga

my first game was donkey kong country 2 on the old school gameboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8zIaaU5i_Q

Like Kinky Friedman, I'm a Texas Jew boy and proud of my southern roots.

Screw you, I'm from Texas.

God bless the American South.

>>73398831

Texas. The Lone Star State.

Home of the Texas Rangers. Joaquin Jackson and Leander McNelly, John.Ford and Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Beef BBQ, Texas Longhorns, and clean swimming holes with Shiner Bock beer.

Hippie Hollow and RKBA and yep, football.

Texas.

>>73426010

Some returnef, some have become Texans with funny accents.

We're mutts anyway. Hardy. Tough. Friendly.

>>73429962

Southerners are far less anti gay than y'all think, son. More like live and let live.

>>73432308

If you went b to VMI or are an.officer in the armed forces, and polite, and smart, yes it's possible. Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio don't mind.

We like heroes.

>>73434097

Hang the sumbitch. He's an excessively prideful, sinful man.

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one last bump for glory before bed

>>73444764
We're almost to the bump limit. I'm a night owl, I can keep it up.

Why are yankees so hypocritical?

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Page 10? Not on my watch.

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Bumpin' this here thread with the glorious antebellum southern aristocratic dialect. I do declare that our British cousins whom are visitin' must be thoroughly aroused by now.

>>73448761
who*

"whom" 's the "oblique" form, so it corresponds to me/him/her, not I/he/she:

Who is visiting? He is visiting.
Whom is he visiting? He is visiting me.

Nowadays, using "who" for both is common, though.

>>73397304
>shrimp and grits
Gonna have to try this myself sometime, sounds interesting

>>73423756
>that bed placement strategy
Looks like something out of Animal Crossing

>>73451283
Man, I remember that. I had a pretty goddamn respectable fish collection in the original.

I think I've still got that GameCube and the memory card with my AC save on it around somewhere…

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwunob5vhUc

I love this accent

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>>73447155
that there is some god damn impressive handwriting

well done

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>>73448761
I am thoroughly aroused and at your complete disposal.

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wakie wakie, Southernbros
sending this further to the bump limit so we can have a new edition for a new day

>>73451283
We're all pretty sure Jefferson had aspbergers at this point. And I'm not even memeing.

>>73397767
>EU flag
>iceland flag
>somalian flag
>turkey flag
wtf dixie