/brit/

cara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vavAaFUPVp0

grime

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karen

Hitler

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>>73323281

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs

Winston Churchill was born in a public toilet.

was going to fuck drumpf but janny would NOT be happy

How do you start a convo on tinder and what do you talk about?

I'm shocking ha

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jewish gf

Drumpf isn't my president

>>73323246
> when the gf doesn't "get" your thing but understands that's because of her female sub-intellect and doesn't freak out like a lesbo
Wife that hoe.

>>73323316
Wow creepy.

>>73323307
I swiped right because I want sex. When are we meeting up?

>>73323307
"Hello slag" should suffice lad

just realised my initials are sjw

people I socialise with;
1. the crew
2. the gang

>>73323316
Her and the turtleneck Aussie would have some truly evil children

>>73323307
alri

>>73323246
Can you show us more?

>>73323342
Alri' Saul Joseph Watson

The perfect gf is:
> fit
> attractive
> smells good
> lets you smell her hair
> like video games
> doesn't criticise your hobbies

This is all I want.

To those who have the flag add-on in /brit/, I wanted to ask: do I still have mine on?

>>73323342
Would you say you were.... TRIGGERED upon that realization?

fuck the grand national

>>73323369
no

is turtle still /ourguy/?

>>73323364
shut up
>>73323374
yes

grand the fuck national

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>>73323390

Wish argie pope would fuck off

John Paul was a top lad

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The gf.

>>73323394
I think you're called Sean :p

wouldn't mind a canister of sarin gas straight to the scrot

>>73323415
well you're wrong then

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>>73323384
You're not trolling me are you?

>>73323430
coloured

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>>73323435
never question my integrity again

what's the plan for today then lads?

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Saw some negros in the pool this morning lads
Sorted em right out

>>73323474
reply to you

Can't sleep lads

Spent all night shiteposting

>>73323316
is that a man

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> the things normal people consider atrocious I consider hilarious
This is why I'm going to hell.

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>>73323458
Y-yes sir

tfw a 16yr old can clean and jerk your deadlift
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSlo_NRl0ul/

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>>73323458
whoa.. so this is the power of screenshots...

>>73323501
err excuse me?

/r/casualUK

The new and improved /brit/ folks

>>73323510
I was pointing out how easy it is to edit a screenshot to show (you)s

i have such a dark sense of humour XD

>>73323458
SERSHLAD

>>73323531
ah ok
*blocks you*

>went to sleep at half 5 yesterday evening
>just woke up now
Don't think that's natural lads.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_psychogenic_illness
doing a read
reckon /brit/ is infected with it

>>73323562
WON'T be doing a read

>>73323562
reckon your mum is infected with my seed

wish i could genocide moths

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is rafi about

It's not a joke or a gimmick when I say I've never even once clicked a link on here

Going to get my haircut
what should I get

>>73323592
just a heads up - no one is shocked or cares

>>73323580
>>73323580
i get creeped out by the garden snakes and moths that pop up in the summer here.

SHANT be visited ausfailia on account of the fauna

>>73323539
sershlad died, I'm his replacement

>>73323601
hi-top fade

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>>73323607
>Australia

>>73323646
mm don't like characterisations of us not having blue eyes

ive lived here for all my life and the only time ive seen a snake was when some reptile park thing visited my primary school

jesus was a refugee

>>73323601
Tossed in the back, scrambled in the front.

Why hasn't the popular children's book Noughts & Crosses been adapted into a film yet? Seems like a cash cow desu, might have to do it myself.

>>73323636
oh
you gay?

what does 'strewth' actually mean?

>>73323679
there was a decently big python in my backyard a few months ago

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tights?

>>73323631
is that the app or something

>>73323704
probably lol

>>73323706
"wew" in australian

>>73323367
also, wears a hijab

wish my penis was a python so it could chomp on my bollocks

Do you guys accept refugees from /cum/? I shan't be posting there anymore and the general has been filled with /pol/tards who left their sorry state of a board.

>>73323706
Corruption of God’s truth. Compare zounds, blimey.
Alternative forms
’strewth, streuth, strooth, struth, ’struth

(Britain, Australia, New Zealand) A mild oath expressing surprise or generally adding emphasis.

>>73323714
that's a nice pic

>>73323736
>Do you guys accept refugees

Fuck off we're full

>>73323715
Yes it is. It's called clover.

>>73323738
is it a part of your daily vocabulary?

I heartily recommend you all invest in a pair of sunglasses this summer, boys. Get an eyeful of the lasses through your fancy glasses.

>>73323762
no im not lower class enough

>>73323736
Absolutely not.

>>73323768
we don't get sun here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHRdFILo_Yw
anime

>>73323747
>>73323802
#NoShitposterIsIllegal

>>73323809
Haha le weather is bad in Britain and we all drink tea and tut at each other xD

Can't stand this pathetic view the UK puts put of itself

>>73323830
rasheed

been playing some Squad
pretty fun but I can't play for more than 2 games at a time

>>73323601
fuck my shit up special with car bomb on the sides

haha just slept for 12 hours
what am I like? xx

got called a little legend in the tescos car park when I downed a whole packet of mcvities in one go
mental

>>73323736
>shan't
yes you will fit in perfectly

>>73323830
*tuts at you*

>>73323830
runt

Just argued for nearly two hours with my brother over the most powerful German state.

I said Nord-Rhein-Westfalen, but he fell for the memes and insisted it was Bavaria.

The state of him.

>>73323830
Remain calm

>>73323926
It's just very pathetic weak limp wristed leftie view to put out there. Some of us (me) are hard as fuck and aren't addicted to caffeine like a mong

my record wanks in 1 day is 10, here were the times i ejaculated:

1150
1220
1455
1526
1552
1827
1842
2120
2339
0155

another time i climaxed 4 times in 45 mins, here were the times i ejaculated:

1747
1806
1820
1832

>>73323936
pretty sure it's Bavaria

>>73323842

Ive tried it since its the free weekend but i keep getting in squads with idiots who team kill. Gunna give it another go tonight since it seems like a solid game.

>>73323936
I'd say gas is the most powerful state in German history haha

>>73323943
We need to keep up the meme that this is actually a nice place to live, otherwise no-one would ever want to come here.

>>73323936
it is bavaria

johnathan pie is HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>73323809
fucking rubbish post - sun is out now you clown get to fuck

>>73323830
fantastic post

>>73323985
Oh no! Less foreigners! God help us!

>>73323970
never counted how many wanks i'd had in a single day, but it's probably in the 5-7 range

>>73323985
'sheed

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>>73323943
I fail to see the link between pointing out we don't get much sun and left wing views

>>73323989
>le ranty 'off-camera' man

fuck off

>>73323981
Decent

>>73324011
'orke

>>73324019
so off you dry shite

>>73324017
>heat

People wear sunglasses when skiing. Got fuck all to do with how warm it is

>>>/b/728416909
Mmm, yes definitely over 18

>>73324061
Like all other links I won't be clicking this one

>>73324041
not at all

his whole gimmick is that he's supposed to be this prim & proper news reporter but then minutes before he's supposed to be 'on' he can't help himself and goes on a from the heart rant

got boring straight awaty

>>73324045
what?

>>73324076
but he's so funny HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>73324061
you should see the state of /gif/. the amount of unironic XD and 0_o is ridiculous

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Am I white?

>>73324081
Bright outside right now. I could do with some sunglasses

i like our weather

i went to singapore and it was disgusting
i went to dubai and it was oppressive
i went to texas in july and it was awful, loads of fucking bugs biting you all the time

16C with lots of cloud about is perfect for a white man

>>73324108
Nah 23 is where it's at

>>73324108
Argentinians take note: fire ants are key to defeating the anglo

(unless they are australians)

>>73324101
lol

>>73323830
britain is a very depressing, grey, shitty, past-its-prime country that will be half brown within a generation

i'm glad my ancestors were pig thieves so i dont have to live there

>>73324061
did a thing

>>73324140
Luckily my country is 99% white

now THIS is comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Uu8K9_vNw&feature=youtu.be

>>73324159
>Luckily my country is 99% white
no its not

>>73324140
>past-its-prime country
gimme dat throwback air
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Smog_of_London

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The girls at aintree are right rotters. When did the races become a Deano paradise? Thought it was for old farts in flat caps

why the britain love boring sports so much?
cricket, boxing, f1 and darts are along with football the top sports in the nation

>past-its-prime country
what does this mean?

>>73324171
Sorry 98.21%

>>73324192
It's what working class people consider a classy event

>>73324159
if this is true then you must be welsh, scottish, or northern irish, in which case you're wrong again because celts aren't white

>>73324192
the races here are always a poor people act fancy thing

>>73324192
post more horse slags

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>>73324192

>>73324206
post-industrial former superpower

>>73324200
all sports are boring

>>73324219
>when I'm proven wrong I'll just change my argument

Enjoy all your Asian people lmao

>>73324192
working class wanting to seem middle/upper

the races are always full of pikeys anyway mate - someone's got to rig em

http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/berkshire/hi/people_and_places/history/newsid_8743000/8743118.stm

>london's mayor is a muslim
You lads okay with that?

me on the right

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>>73324262
Better than Zac (((Goldsmith)))

>>73324252
at least chinks work hard and don't behead me in the street

>>73324262
He's an agnostic who loves gays, supports nightclubs and some weird gender shite

>Donald Trump says 'something should happen' with Assad after Syria gas attack
Ah yes, such a paragon of wisdom.

Eating a chicken tikka salad sandwich and thinking about life

Nice weather today lads

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>>73324200
>F1
>boring

ah yes 1000bhp supercars travelling at 230mph around a track with tight turns, long straights requiring strategy, skill and superhuman reaction times is boring

mmm ah yes

>>73324252
east asians are the best immigrants

>>73324317
it is very boring yes

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>>73324266

>>73324311
fuck off murderer

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Just whipped this up, on my way to bait /pol/ with it now

did a poo

>>73324331
bit gay

>>73324292
Russell and Jemima have probably broken up by now, right?
He can't seem to keep a girlfriend for very long.

>>73324343
*snaps your weak vegan bones into fragments and sucks the marrow out*
ahhh delicious

>>73324336
that turbo-deano on the left is a proper good looking bloke

would take the piss but no doubt his life is better than mine

>>73324330
Get out of my phone

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>>73324206
The Neo-Babylonian Empire was 2,000 years after the Babylonian Empire. Both times, Babylon was the most populace and the most powerful city on the face of the earth.

This blew mind. An Empire fell, and rose again 2,000 years later.

I don't think any of us truly comprehend the scale of history.

Perhaps 2,000 years from now we'll be looking at the Neo-neo-Babylonian Empire.

>>73324309
honestly you just don't know what you're going to get with him! it's exciting!

>>73324363
oi, not all muslims are terrorists

and not all vegetarians are vegans

niggre

>>73324396
shut the fuck up

reckon wanking everyday has broken my willy

might do a cheeky nofap

>>73324336
tattoo poking out of a suit
vomit

>>73324200
watching all those sports is boring as shit

i used to box and play cricket, both fun as to do, all sports watching bores me desu

eating a golden gay time

>>73324371
bit gay

>>73324331
bit gay

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How's /pakigf2017/ coming along lads?

anyone else when they get food just sit and not eat it for like 20 minutes?

>>73324411
amazing post

>>73324401
don't reply to me ever again you insipid little eunuch

>>73324262
radical muslims hate sadiq, he's there to appease non-whites

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Boss day at Aintree with the lads pic.twitter.com/eD1uHqvrJ4

>>73324433
pajeet, my son

remember that time people said trump wasnt a war monger
seems a bit silly now

>>73324433
bet she has a lovely hairy snatch desu

>>73324397
Oh yeah don't get me wrong, he's very unpredictable.
It does make for excitement

>>73324446
>doing law and Edge Hill

kek

>>73324439
>insipid little eunuch

watch out lads, this one's got his thesaurus out

>>73324446
tell me about deano
why does he wear the skinny tie

>>73324418
hockey and ape hoop are okay. both pretty fast paced

hate seeing positive review for the leftovers when i can't make it past the first episode because it depresses me too much

wish I lived in finland

>>73324463
unpredictability is sort of our thing
that's how we've gotten this far

>>73324467
fairly standard words in the everyday vocabulary of a meat eating god such as myself

seems like for male modelling agencies being otherwise attractive at all is completely optional as long as you have a strong jawline

>>73324451
remember how hiliary was going to jail

>>73324467
t. useless wee castrato

>>73324485
apehoop is fast paced but the points are far too frequent to generate any excitement, same issue with gayfl

>>73324489
seems nice but also the weather is a bit daft

also they have mosquitos in the summer, and mosquitos are absolutely third world

Trump was assassinated by the CIA and replaced with a doppelganger puppet weeks ago

>>73324485
desu might revise this statement, smoking bongs and half watching the cricket while u lurk the net and shitpost on sp is pretty comfy

SW coast is genuinely beautiful

>>73324501
if i built up a portfolio of flattering pics i reckon i could become a model, im a good looking lad with the chad jaw

>>73324542
>lol i do drugs btw guys im just that cool

Never going back to the Tesco meal deal ever again

The M&S one is so much nicer, probably contains actual nutrients and stuff too

>>73324563
yeah but one M&S sandwich costs the same as an entire tesco meal deal

doing an ol' sniff of petrol

>>73324501
You just have to be young, underweight, and have an obnoxiously thick jaw.

The homosexual fashion-czars are jaw fetishists.

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Gonna go get one of these, but why are the chips at KFC always so shit?

none of my selfies coming out good lads

STINKY FRENCH FUCKS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4389926/Backpacker-refused-smelly-feet-head-rest.html?mrn_rm=als1

>>73324579
bit racist

>>73324527
>also they have mosquitos in the summer, and mosquitos are absolutely third world
We have them here too you melon

>>73324579
kfc chips are by far the best of any fast food place
i will deck you if you say otherwise

the thing i miss most about MDMA is how it enhances music

>>73324558
fuck off you spastic i dont even drink but a bit of hoochie coochie now and then is harmless

Listening to a spot of apehop.

>>73324579
who would ever need that much pepsi

>>73324570
the M&S meal deal is £4 for a sandwich, drink and a snack.

£1 more than tesco but worth it

>>73324606
wendy's are amazing

>>73324621
me

>>73324605
do we fuck

never been bitten by a mosquito in this country in my life

the scottish have midges but they're different and they deserve them

>>73324620
I say 'apehop'. It's eminem.

Does anyone else find it ironic that the best rapper is a Whiteman?

willy's sore now after that wank

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>>73324631

shagged the so called gf in the kitchen last night hehe

>>73324667
he's not the best rapper

>>73324594
why didnt he just smack them lightly or push them to the side
she wouldve moved them, no harm done

drinking frangelico

when you book an escort does she stop when you spunk even if its before the time is up?

> mum asks if I want some coffee
> say no thanks
> she makes me some anyway
> starts shouting up the stairs every 2 minutes at me to come drink it before it gets cold
need to get out of here before I do my nut in

>>73324631
>>73324606
>>73324579
>talking to people who have not been enlightened by Chick-fil-A
when y'all stop round here, go to chick fil a
order some nuggets and waffle fries

>>73324722
reconsider this

>>73324726
no she makes you eat her minge until she finishes

*shitposting*

>Attack on Titan Season 2

get in my fucking grill

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Just be urself bro

>£10m house
>£10k car

ah yes

>>73324701
I rarely listen to rap, but when I do, it's the Slim Shady LP.

>>73324741
yeah it's a bit too sweet tbqh

>>73324726
yeah but they sometimes give you a voucher for next appointment if you come before the timer's done

>>73324726
depends on the bird

>>73324733
fucking BITCH

>Steps have released a single

Fucks sake, these clapped out has-beens need to stay on the dole.

>>73324744
>Reddit the Titan
fabulous taste

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>>73324652
Got bitten by a mozzy a few nights ago

>>73324733
you poor thing, how awful

>>73324748
here in america it's the opposite
people in trailers buy sports cars. the contrast can be ridiculous

>>73324744
>Reddit Reddit Reddit 2
reddit

>>73324770
says Reddit: the country

>>73324773
grim

are you a southerner?

If the southerners have mosquitos and the scots have midges I think my life might be complete

got bitten by a reddit a few nights ago

thought about working out today
working out tomorrow

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>reddit

>>73324737
Already been there, was good but you Americans severely overrate it.

what's a small, simple object I can draw, a big like a screwdriver?

what's the plan today lads? nice and sunny out

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>>73324755
made you a meme hahaha enjoy

>>73324755
> Slim Reddit

>>73324799
Yes I live in the cotswolds

>>73324816
my willie

>>73324747
have a better jawline than this duckfaced queermo 2bh

>>73324822
Might buy some junk food, lad.

>>73324839
excellent, excellent

>>73324755
>I reddit reddit to rap, but when I reddit, it's the reddit reddit LP.

>>73324816
a screwdriver lad

>>73324812
may lord jesus christ forgive you for such a wrongful and blasphemous statement

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being myself

Popped some laxatives in my son's coffee, hope that little shit moves out soon.

not a fan of this spate in redditspacing between the so-called meme arrows and text
its an atrocious leaf gimmick and i wont be having it

hmmmmm

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1491647531028.jpg

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goal street

>>73324590
me neither, i look like fucking professor snape

Does anyone here feel pressure in their eye and see colors and shapes in their peripheral as if this pressure created sight distortions? I think this happens to me, but these distortions aren't always blobs but human figures or half-defined things. When I'm expecting someone to come into the room I keep seeing a flash of someone in the doorway I think.

>>73324870
all major western world cities, as well as lesser western cities, are getting bought up by foreigners. it's ridiculous

>>73324868
it's literally been happening in /brit/ since its inception

>>73324875
she'll be right

>>73324870
>sports cars and landrovers in london streets
for what purpose

>>73324870
>wanting to live near pakis

countryside smells really nice in the summer

has that really nice, warm, earthy smell
even nicer after it rains

>>73324875
Same thing happens with me. I thought it was weird but apparently a lot of people have it. I think it's just a survival mechanism that is still operating like we're still in the wild.

>>73324847
pics

>>73324855
I've already done the screwdriver though

>>73324870
t. Vladimir al Bagdhadi

>>73324898
dont believe i asked for your opinion on the matter

>>73324906
land roving

>>73324906
there's only one sports car there and 2bh it's a patrician choice.

>>73324816
a pencil

Just woke up and realised that I lent £100 to a girl last night who I don't know very well cos I felt sorry for her, I'm such a moron haha

>>73324946
fair enough mate have a nice weekend

>>73324931
try two screwdrivers lad

don't reply to him

whatever

you

do

>>73324921
know exactly what you mean

city runts will never know this pleasure

>wanting to live near millionaire murderers and bankers

would much rather live in a neighbourhood with upper middle class white british professionals

>>73324978
can I reply to you?;]

>Not browsing Reddit

Reddit.

>>73324978
>reddit spacing
fuck off

>>73324997
>knowing reddit spacing

fuck off

> reddit spacing

>>73324963
Did you get a sexual favor in return at least?

>>73324977
>>73324960
>>73324855
>>73324843
Zero help, the lot of you.

>>73324980
live in london and I can get to the countryside in 20 minutes

>not using reddit exclusively for sports streams and porn

>>73324922
A lot of people have what? Hallucinating figures?

>>73324963
sounds virgin tier

anyways last post for now

cya

reddit isn't even something that crosses my mind unless it gets mentioned here, presumably by actual redditors

>>73324997
>>73325010
>>73325014
>reddit
reddit

>>73324991
;^D

hes just going to remove his trip
dont give any (you)s to any british flag

why are people so up in arms about the garden bridge in London? I think it looks nice

>wanting to live near millionaire redditors and redditors

would much rather reddit in a reddit with upper middle class reddit reddit redditors

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>>reddit
>reddit

>>73325019
I might actually get a date out of it but I'm already seeing another girl

>>73325028
Your whole life is virgin tier

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>>73324943
Looks like hotwheels
Do all wheelchair people look the same?

>>73325024
medal's in the post

>>73325063
>doing the reddit reply

>>73325100

>>73325063
you're the one lending money to vaginas you barely know, kid

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ngl i actually like kev, he's at the very least interesting.

if everyone here was as boring as the yanks, this place would be shit

>>73325052
because its a massive expensive bridge that serves no purpose in an area that has a thousand bridges per metre whilst some parts of the thames are uncrossable unless you pay something like £10 for a ferry

>>73325113
Ok so next time a girl calls you crying saying she's skint and needs help, lets see how you react

do any brits watch the MLS? i know a lad that watches scottish football here