/brit/

America

got my dick out

first

>>73212635
looks so shit

do building companies not realise they are changing the face of britain

last 5 films watched

>interstellar
>interstellar directors cut
>interstellar with commentary
>interstellar behind the scenes
>interstellar on acid

it was a funny post but it didn't deserve an edition to itself mate

Janny won't like this

>>73212633
why the fuck would I know about british national movements?

need some modafinil lads

where can i get buy it

>>73212686
oh yeah like a /brit/ edition has such strict criteria, got to keep up quality control am i right
mong

favourite Radiohead album lads?

Eating spag bol

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anime

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>>73212679
Ah yes the famously beautiful housing of Britain

>>73212717
you're british

Is Dublin a nice place to live?

>>73212657
go mine in my new holy trainer, metal buttplug in my bum and gonna ride my dildo later xo

>>73212717
you're pretty much from britain, come off it.

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>>73212635
>miss the landing strip
>have to walk around the estate again and make another approach

I am proof that it is possible for young, directionless men to be radicalised into far-right politics and then slowly dropping those views as I became a more productive member of society, eventually resting at enlightened centrist.

>>73212760
> provincial runt sheds

>my oc came top of the (You) leaderboard last thread and was reposted at the first available chance
Was quitting drinking but this calls for a celebration.

>>73212746
ok computer

ahhh yesssss
ritalin now doing "fuck all" according to experts (i am the experts)

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>>73212753
anime?

>>73212769
>>73212781
then why do british nationalist groups hate the irish?

>>73212819
think I might have a drink to celebrate with you but i have to fucking leave the house and go to the turk shop and not sure I can be arsed

>>73212843
because you pretend to not be british.

never once pandered to a normie trend

feel quite proud of myself

Fascist and communist movements would be a lot more appealing if they kicked out the following people

Skinheads
SJWs
Theists
Drinkers
Druggies
Fatties
People with dyed hair

What was anti-Semitic about Ken Livingstone's comment?

>>73212843
common sense

>>73212799
youre proof that young directionless men dont value tense and sentence structure SICKO

>>73212843
same reason the alt-right hate 'cucks'.
always hang a traitor before an enemy jimbo

just made a coffee with sugar lads. am i degenerate?

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>>73212837
anime!

>>73212876
not sure who would be left

>>73212887
fuck your grammar nigger

>Scottish woman pisses on a golf course
>Gets caught
>Decides to sue the President of the United States because now she feels 'paranoid when she pisses outside'
indyref 2 when?

>>73212898
not at all, taste is purely subjective and judging people on it is really pathetic. Some people like bitter things while others like sweeter things.

slanted and enchanted> wowee zowee> brighten the corners> crooked rain> terror twilight

>>73212922
Normal, healthy people

>>73212982
wish pavement did a collaboration with your fucking face mate

>>73212826
had enough of experts (you)

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>>73212994

>>73212994
Needs proto-fascism.

i really, really, really wish i could stop browsing /r9k/

>>73212994
Last one should be 'Radical Imperialist'

>>73213012
bit impolite mate

>>73213015
>he doesn't have a catheter

>>73213025
what is even entertaingin on /r9k/? its just neets complaining they have no life.

>>73212843
The BNP likes the Irish as did Mosley. Outside of NI the main land is alright and don't want to ethnically cleanse you.

>drinking on a wednesday night

you guys really are fucking degenerate losers. can you really not just wait until the weekend?

Spag bol with some cheeky cauliflower

>>73213063
i haven't a fucking clue. it's a garbage board full of whiny cunts and underages. yet i can't stop browsing it daily.

I read a book that blew my mind. The main character goes crazy when he realizes no one really knows him.
The gist is that the person you think of as "yourself" exists only for you, and even you don't really know who that is. Every person you meet, have a relationship with or make eye contact on the street with, creates a version of "you" in their heads. You're not the same person to your mom, your dad, your siblings, than you are to your coworkers, your neighbours or your friends. There are a thousand different versions of yourself out there, in people's minds. A "you" exists in each version, and yet your "you", "yourself", isn't really a "someone" at all.
From "Uno, Nessuno, Centomila" by Luigi Pirandello. (One, Nobody, One hundred thousand)

>>73213078
why, what's at the weekend?

>>73213078
I'll have you know I'm on holiday and have been drunk all week

>>73213078
Is it Wednesday already?

>>73213117
no work. also when normal people drink

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>the capital city of the United Kingdom, London

https://www.gumtree.com/p/studios-bedsits-rent/studio-flat-refurbished-to-a-high-standard-in-w4-4au/1228092749

>>73213078
its not night you yanknigger

>>73213125
WOW HOLY SHIT MAN YOU SUCH A BADASS BOOZE FIEND HAHA CHOOSE LIFE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN xD

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just need a job but apparently i'm overqualified for so many

For anyone wanting a comfy thread with Magyars

>>73197291
>>73197291
>>73197291
>>73197291
>>73197291

absolutely love living in a routine

>>73213143
hahah but mate I work in the daytime not the evening

>>73213143
theres also no work on a wednesday night

>>73213155
Thanks for the (You)

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Business idea: Buy a flat in the Van Alen building (in Brighton)

>>73213145
How is something like this even fucking legal??

>>73213155
embarrassing post

>>73213166
Thought that said Magners. Thought we were having some cider.

Reminder that North West England is the best region of the UK

Now lads don't go calling me a nonce but I'd love to have a daughter or little sister and take her to the theme park or beach and just generally have fun.

>>73213102
sounds like some wittgensteinian nonsense

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got a week off next week. first week-long break since November, can't wait

how should I spend it?

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thoughts on my safari rifle lads?

>>73213220
terrible business idea

>>73213238
Can do, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

>>73213230
thatcher/blair/the jews/the tories/brexit (delete as appropriate)

>>73213249
post ">work in a week" with various brendan images

>>73213250
right, you're nicked sunshine

>>73213294
no, i'd rather not do anything to remind me of work

just bought a cheeky ritalin pill off the ol' flatmate
going to do it before i go to bed

going to order a dominos lads
what pizza should I get?

>>73213145
I reckon I could live there...
>£850pm
Nope.

>>73213327
masturbate? oh no wait that would remind u of ur job as a rent boy lmao

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>he complains about work
>your job is to get raped by black men
>tfw

>>73213355
create your own x

>>73213348
>before bed

hmm

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>>73213249
fucked up at work today
going to face the music tomorrow

it may be the case that i'm going back to the job centre again

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this guy really knows how to craft a melody

weedman's phone is still engaged

what the fuck is this kid playing at?

DESPERATELY in need of a business idea

>>73213401
You the lad who deleted that file that wasn't backed up?

>>73212823
correct answer

>>73213385
before i would normally go to bed, so i can stay up all night and study

seeing the millionth doctor tomorrow about my lung cancer, she's female so hopefully she will be more empathetic than the rest

>>73213431
no I'm the lad who sent the client the wrong data and forgot to run it past my superior (making this my 4-5th mistake of this ilk, though arguably the worst because i actually sent a client wrong data)

on the phone with the weedman

>>73213187
>>73213188
haha nice lads. getting drunk on weekdays is really healthy!!!

degenerate fucks.

>>73213424
brighton, but without all the crackheads

should i bother going to college if i dont get student accommodation

staying in a house for first year seems boring

>>73213424
become someones gf (male)

>>73213484
reee hang up you cunt

>>73213463
incompetent swine. thats the problem with kids these days, they're too into their computer games and phones to even listen to instructions. hope you lose your job

#HandsOffSyriaTrump

>>73213500
it is, but the degree is more important than the experience.

I need a wank tbqh m8s.

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BRITAIN IS ROMANIAN COUNTRY NOW

WE TAKE YOUR MONEY AND YOUR WOMEN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WE MAKE YOUR ISLAND OURS

YOUR TIME HAS COME BRITISHMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHA

business idea

>>73213519
Bit harsh.

might unironically rent out my arse

anyone done it? im a twink with a baby face

apple vs android

*runs past my superior*
oi keep up gaffer

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>degenerate fucks.

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im not really sure what to make of life at the moment. every day is the same formulaic grind. nothing gained or lost, nothing to work towards, nothing to really look forward to. my life is very monotonous.

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We should join the Euro

>>73213230
capitalism

some stupid cunt in the /brung/ thread thinks magyars are slavs

>>73213519
Probably won't because they can't be arsed replacing me (even though i'm going to quit it after i get the green-light from an assessment centre in a few weeks)

but yes i am incompetent swine, i just cannot be thorough in my work. I don't know why i make these ridiculously stupid mistakes but i just do.

>>73212790
criminally underrated post

>>73213250

reckon you should put it in your mouth and pull the trigger desu

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normans > anglo-saxons, toobh

>>73213574
thats what life is
you cant tell kids thats what life is or they would all kill themselves

>>73213541
Yes excuse me sir the boat is this way. Please don't talk to people on the way out.

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Chatting with the proto-gf lads

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>>73213541
not really we own your country and rape slav girls

Got up early today and ran some errands, now I'm relaxing with a strong drink and a cig

Amazing what something to accomplish can do for your state of mine

>>73213541
>YOUR WOMEN
They're not "our" women

I wonder what Goldy Looking chan are up to these days

>>73213486
drinking doesnt mean youre going to get drunk, its a relaxant

dare you to watch this all the way through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk

>>73213633
the only existing intra-ethnic groups in native english people are celts and germanics. No one is identifiably norman or identifiably anglo-saxon

>>73213657
say that you sometimes wish you had someone to steal YOUR sausage with a wink emoji

Quality of Life in the world seems to correlate very closely with "exposure to and acceptance of British social/cultural systems".

>>73213642
no, certainly there must be more to life. how do happy people exist? how do old people die feeling fulfilled if they spent their life in this miserable state? there is something which i am missing.

stop making new threads before old ones hit 310 you fucking cunts

>tee hee i've got to make a thread first!11!

kys

>>73213705
janny

>>73213696
nope everyone that appears happy is only pretending

just woke up lads

haha fuck me

>>73213663
You wouldn't believe the state of mine.

>>73213685
Shan't. Currently working on an intricate method of flirting and do NOT appreciate your meddling.

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Anglo saxons are superior to normancucks in every way

>>73213722
no i doubt that, how do people stay motivated to do things if they are perpetually miserable? if life was like this for everyone humanity would not have advanced an inch

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>>73213145
What the fuck.
The fireplace doesnt even work.

Business idea: gentrify the world to suit British ideals

only meaning i can derive out of life at this stage is having a son and raising him good and proper.

can't really see what else there is to live for besides that.

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>i get drunk by myself on weekdays

>>73213769
>He doesn't know how to use a solid wall fireplace

Laughing_Brits.jpg

used to know this lad in my younger days. time flies. http://leaderlive.co.uk/news/174523/wrexham-man-described-as-vital-cog-in-drug-trade-is-jailed-for-32-months.aspx

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The housing estate my mate lives on.

Built in 2010.

weedman finally answered
going to meet up at the usual spot by the alley

>>73213829
this looks modern and comfy

business idea: move brighton to the costa brava

>>73213769
Brits are magic, haven't you read Harry Potter?

>>73212635
Why the fuck would walk along the path when you just hop across the green you retard?

>>73213855
Looks nice yeah.

Absolute ghost town though.

It's like a sims street with no one in it.

>>73213684
hmmm yeah but the normans were cooler than the anglos

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>>73213689
thanks for the addition to the ol' Pepe and Wojak folder

What's happened to pay up piggies twitter lads?

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/ten-things-that-immigration-has-done-for-britain-9839549.html

levelling up a bit of fishing today lads. getting ready for the heroes quest xx

anyone else make a jug of gravy and just drink it?

That attack on children yesterday had a big impact on me my attitude toward Syria and Assad has changed

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>>73213807
>I get butthurt at people getting drunk by themselves on weekdays (also disingenuous because it's weeknights)

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$600,000

>>73213932
do you like him now?

do you care about it now?

what's changed?

>>73213657
bit gay

>>73213829
looks fucking shit

>>73213932
I was mostly against military invervention in syria but now I see assad is a monster that probably has WMDs too
wtf I love meddling in the middle east now

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>>73213910
Have two more EU related ones

>>73213960
Bit fancy that

>>73213960
looks straight out of poundbury

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>>73213993
>>73213960
Square footage?

>>73213829
Looks like a fucking holiday-inn turned into a town

>>73213932
no it didn't

>tfw tried to be proactive in this life shit
>did the lifting
>did the studying
>worked hard
>tried my hand at different passions and skills

and i still feel all of it is a bit pointless and i'd rather just spend my days shitposting on the chan. that said whenever i spend periods as a neet i feel the opposite.

sort of humbling, realising you literally cannot be happy in life, no matter how things are configured.

i'd love to do a 'cide sometimes, but curiousity gets the better of me, + its not fair on the dear ole mum.

Is there really that little to look forward to in the UK that its actually common to get drunk by yourself on a wednesday night?

>>73213916
>(((Michael Marks)))
>(((Lew Grade)))
>(((Karl Marx)))

I'm spotting a pattern

Not gonna lie, former Assad voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Assad crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the chemical weapons.

>>73214066
there's fuck all else to do in the UK besides drink desu.

i dont know anyone with any hobbies, besides drink and durg.

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>>73214087

>>73214033
Good post

ahh yes, london

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksYmBFH-y6k

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>>73213993
>>73214019
The classic British Pepe

got that good smell between my thighs again

loving life.

>>73214060
go learn some self love my man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjmeP9brjIs

>>73214066
if you don't drink and do drugs in the UK I don't know what the fuck your life is

>>73214087
lol (laughing out loud)

learnt a new german phrase

"ende gelände", which means "end of"

>>73213829
nottingham mentioned

Could be doing with some sex

>>73213912
Hmm, must be something bad to give up that cash cow

>>73214168
this is the ende gelande your posting here, sunshine

>>73213829
look at those shitty plants
look at those bland houses
THREE STORIES

eww
*goes back to sipping whiskey in my study*

>>73214060
I just want to like a victorian upper class man, spot of shooting - maybe call in at your friends country house for a week, take the train up to inverary for some fishing, then back down to your london club for a night of drinking and gabling, then maybe off to africa to shoot and catalogue some monkeys.

I have a London Club, working on the rest

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-39501748

bit scared lads

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>>73214137

>>73214060
>i'd love to do a 'cide sometimes, but curiousity gets the better of me

bloody hell lad, same haha. Think I'm too curious about what'll happen in the future, no matter how shit it is, that makes me carry on. Some fairly good things have happened to me, but the happiness doesn't last for long, then the dreariness of life comes back and nothing really seems worth it again

>>73214066
Literally all anyone does in the UK is get drunk and do drugs.

Its a bit sad really

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>you will never shag the mayor of gibraltar

feels bad lads

>>73214060
>realising you literally cannot be happy in life
Happiness is a state of mind. To change whether you're happy or not, just change your mind. I find self-hypnosis and NLP both work well.

>>73212635
Very pretty

>>73214219
>>73214060
i recommend developing a drug habit

>>73213250
fuck off Nigel

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>>73214215

>First ever picture of a black hole could be taken within days, scientists say

inb4 ur mum jokes

>>73214066
Literally nothing else to do. Even when ive got a gf, we just drink together

Could be just the Irish blood though

>>73213993
>>73214019
>>73214137
>>73214215
haha dudes! this frog is totally gonzo!!

Is there really that little to look forward to in the USA that its actually common to post about Brits getting drunk by themselves on a wednesday night?

>>73214255
got drunk every night for a few months and I'm still having some things I did during that time catch up with me

drug habits really aren't for me haha

>>73212685
explain the tesseract and how good was the cinematography during the entire period near Gargantua! freaking fantastic, innit?

>>73214233
a lot darker than a regular Spaniard

>>73214278
I've already got a picture of your mum

DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lizard

>>73214060
the work-life balance is way off for most people. you could probably afford rent and internet from working half your hours and you'd enjoy similar quality of life with more leisure time, only problem is jobs don't work like that.

>>73214219

>>73214239
idk i never feel satisfied. when i have my shit together, i'm always craving just giving it all up

when i have my shit in shambles, i need to get it apart

when i was living with my gf, i kept wishing i could live alone
now i'm alone i wish i had a companion.

it's constant craving, i tried the buddhist ways of letting go and stuff, but idk how they keep all that up.

>>73214066
No it's also the same here. I appreciate you can't get drunk on American piss wine but show some respect

>>73214293
im going hiking and then rock climbing right after this post 2bh.

then my mates taking his boat out later. got a pretty full day actually

>>73214289
'llo 'ddit

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>>73214259

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>>73214278
already got one

just wewing at this lad >>73214072

wew

Gibraltar has a Morrisson's

>>73214255
really tempted to get into opiates.

Reminder to brush your teethies twice a day!

>>73214106
This country is too fucking small. Everything is small.

The roads, houses, cars, fucking everything.

The infrastructure is so dense and people are that close together that you have to go to the countryside to destress. Even there it's getting more populated.

I'm jealous of yanks. Your country's just the right size.

>>73213960
not bad

is this within 1000 miles of london?
i wouldn't mind the commute

>>73214347
lol american wine is far fucking better than anything germany has though

you could've went with piss-beer at least but you chose one of the few alcohols were good at

>>73213633
>>73213993
>>73214019
>>73214137
>>73214215
>>73214259
>>73214364
fuck off you underaged autistic cunts

>>73214361
pepe is the embodiment of reddit/ brit/pol/ - I don't know which one is more sad

>>73214416
I would not feed American """"""wine""""" to my dog.

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>Muslim man divorces his wife by sending her a text message saying 'talaq, talaq, talaq'
>he regrets it
>the only way they can get married again is if the woman married another man, shags him and then divorces him straight away

hmmmmmmmm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39480846

It's interesting how much the (((media))) demeans blonde people, especially blonde men.

(((They))) see all blondes as ebil Nahtzees.

>>73214345
>afford rent
AHAHAHAHA sahahahah ahahahaha

on a real i get your point, i could definitely drop out of my career take up something mindnumbing but stress-free like call-centre work or data entry and still eat sleep and shitpost.

I think its the whole curiousity killing the cat thing though, if i keep on with this career who knows what heights i'll achieve.

>>73214383
Soon to be a !Morrisíos¡

>>73214400
reminder to suck my fat willy

>>73213878
Scenic route

I always French kiss hookers

>>73214346
you sound exactly like me lad so i cannot give you any advice desu, but I feel like I have a constant craving for change too.

I've met a girl who is exactly like me, completely loyal, beautiful, smart, kind and we only care about each other, yet sometimes I feel like giving it all up and moving away. There's no logical reason, but it's like I have to be on my own sometimes despite the fact I'm a good talker and considered 'charming'

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>>73214425
No.

>>73214442
Nothing wrong a few cosy British pepes.

gibraltar also has a mosque LOL

>>73214510
proofs

why do people get upset when their 2 year old has terminal cancer?

just make a new baby lol

>>73214525
Isn't that the house from the Goonies?

>>73214447
I should hope you wouldn't feed any kind of wine to your dog!

>>73214525
>i will never live somewhere this beautiful and comfy
going to off myself

>>73214499
FONT

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>>73214500

>>73214066
the difference between "having a drink" and "getting drunk" is about 2 hours and £15
most people have a drink in the evening to relax and watch tv. that includes america, because you are humans who work jobs.

>>73214525
comfy, looks like the Goonies house

>>73214525
cosy as fuck, where is that?

>>73214510
Well it's right next to Africa, not really surprising

>>73214500
Love this

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>tfw it's the time I allot myself for masturbation but I simply do not feel aroused

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>>73214570

>>73214500
what is the brit pepe supposed to be with those blond eyebrows and balding patterns?

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>>73214525
keep thinking this is eau rouge from the thumbnail

might get sacked because my consumption habits are starting to interfere with the job
think i'll roll one up haha

mum's given me 6 (SIX) sausages as well as 14 chips and 2 fried eggs for din dins

wew

just enjoying a cup of tea

>>73214233
Want her to wear a collar that says "slag" while we have rough sex

>wageslaves have to drink literal poison to get through the days
couldn't make this shit up

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>>73214570
>>73214628

>>73214650
looks like one of those old English blokes you see in photos from the 80's

>>73214233
has the face of an irish tranny

>>73214670
now theres a big strong working class dinner if ever i've ever heard one

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>>73214670
>counting the chips

mental how there's a tiny island in the pacific full of inbred nonces that belongs to britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKBddg2WP1c

hadn't even heard of this place until a week ago

I've never watched Sharpe, it is worth torrenting?

>>73214678
very good post.

this is what I keep saying. utterly sad

>>73214678
Water is poisonous

>>73214652
get your eyes tested you fucking spacker

>>73214670
where are the vegetables in that meal?

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>>73214233
can we replace British women here on the mainland with women like her please? hnnggg

fucking normans roo

>>73214525
Is that Oregon? I heard it's beautiful there.

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>>73214682

>>73214678
I'm a NEET and I still drink heavily

teehee waggies help fund my drinking problem

>>73214579
>>73214759
it fucking says alaska in the top left retards

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>>73214709
*theres a fat cunt dinner
ftfy

off to Seoul soon, heard they can randomly drug test their citizens with little to no warning

want a cheeky zoot but id rather not get banished haha

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/849404361738420224
Actually funny

>>73214733
I think it's on YouTube. Watch 10-20 mins of it then decide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxFpBvqnK90

>>73214732
>a tiny island full of inbred nonces

that's just Britain mate

>>73214759
Forested states are best states. Washington, Oregon, Maine, NH, Alaska.

>>73214774
ah yes I'll just get my bum out for this pic

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r8 me lads

>>73214791
citizens and foreigners my bad

>>73214807
There aren't THAT many muslims here.

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nice girl bums in latex desu lads

I'm walking down the street blatantly smoking a spliff, cops drove past but didn't do anything

>>73214818
thank you for your service

>Trump is about to start a war in Syria against Assad
/pol/ on suicide watch

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>>73214740
tha fack are you on abaat mate? in the chips n the egg obviously you fackin plonker

>>73214863
>implying
ah yes im sure trump would start ww3 with russia ah yes

>>73214792
bit homophobic

>>73214863
b-but muh hillary, muh globalism

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>>73214871

>>73214871
>>73214767
>>73214570
>>73214500
This should be a TV show.

>>73214855
Lovely

>>73214871
that a big fat dildo he shoves up his arse?
>>73214906
trump wont start ww3 you thick cunt

whats with all these autistic frog images? i thought you had to be 18+ to post on 4chan

>>73214863
>fighting with the rebels

worked well the first time

Got about 10-12 eggs in the fridge that I'm sure have been there for 3-4 months but they all still pass the float test. Can I definitely eat them or should I chuck them and buy some more? I can afford it, I just don't like the waste.

>>73214954
Eggs are good for ages m8

>>73214946
i thought you had to be british to post on /brit/

detroit's actually quite idyllic
lots of green space with an occasional house

>>73214954
crack one open and give it a sniff

also

>keeping your eggs in the fridge

hefty FOY for you

>>73214946
Share thread, now fuck off.

>>73214982
Nice one. Off to shop for chips and beer then, and it's steak, egg and chips for tea!

>>73214855
11 years ago. Wonder what she looks like now.

I'm not racist I just don't like em

new

>>73215026
>>73215026
>>73215026

>>73214954
why risk food poisoning over $3 eggs

just put £49 on the leccy key lads