/brit/

First

Need to do bubbly bumbum burps

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emily

sunglasses are so fucking expensive

>JANNY'D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds

disgusting

>>73061014
Good ones are

>>73060891
Yeah it's not like that for me, I'm literally incapable of being aroused by slender women.

Works well since my gf is that kind of chubby where it isn't that obvious when she's wearing clothes.

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Got my wine

Qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg

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The ultimate goal

>>73061014
got my new ones for 2 quid

YE THATCHERITES BY NAME LEND AN EAR

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why does everyone suddenly care about shoes so much???

>>73061072
probably don't offer any protection whatsoever

wearing fakes are dangerous

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>>73061054

good lad

Finished my Guinness

Do I have a Whisky?

>>73061102
Pics

>>73061090
negrofication of the culture

>>73060970
The only interesting thing about these emails leaks was that after years of /pol/ screaming about satanic rituals and kiddy fiddling, it turns out politicians are just quite boring, cringey middle aged people.

>>73061121
>tfw too white for shoes

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right pre drinking is done ready to smash the club

>white wine
Rorke

>>73061094
You need to sort out the lighting in there

>>73061014
>Foreigners get to see the sun
>Put on special spectacles to get less sun in their eyes
I sure wouldn't take it for granted

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People I hate:

smokers
drinkers
dog owners
theists
monarchists
fat people
people with nose/lip piercings
slow walkers

mad how niggers are 12% of the american population but provide about 50% of the cultural output

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0AL2MqYFlo

>>73061173
>cultural output
oyscholosmitz

>>73061173
You misspelled Jews

>>73061091
umm they have the sticker on them saying they give UV protection 2bh, doubt primark would get away with breaking the law on something like that since they're such a big store

plus my main reason for wearing them is to stop bugs going in my eyes when i go cycling

close albany

so they aren't fakes, just non-brand wayfarers really

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>>73061115
<3

>>73061169
>monarchists

too right

>>73061071
>tfw often fantasise about living in the wild but then I remember that canadian lad who tried it and ate poison berries and died

Things I am:

Smoker
Drinker
Theist
Monarchist

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hakken is fucking physically demanding lads
thought i was gonna have a heart attack last night

>>73061169

fuck, bar Drinkers i passed

>>73061201
>16 yr
Fancy
How is it?

Brit Thread Finale Tory Member Nova Scotia visits the park and fucking stabs Cornwall in the jugular freddos go flying everywhere as he picks up Cornwall’s twink body and throws it through a glass window But it’s not over yet he wrestles Essex to the ground and curb stomps him his head explodes like gallagher smashing a watermelon pops says “bad show” and then Cornwall wakes up Nova Scotia tory member someone Cornwall loves and admires now fucking terrifies him he lies awake at night hoping that Nova Scotia won't crawl through the window and snap his tiny little aristocrat neck smdh wtf Nova Scotia please fuck a hole right through my throat please tear out my jugular with your cock please Nova Scotia this is what I go to bed and happily dream about every single night only to wake up every morning and cry hysterically because it never actually happened I fucking dream about Nova Scotia punching me in the goddamn face until I’m unable to even see properly I want Nova Scotia to cave my fucking skull in with his big sexy fists mmmmrrryyeeeeeessssssss

>>73061211
A yes

The runt dance

>>73061137
They're talking about noncing you nonce

>>73061146
Why would a manlet slouch?

Literally what is in it for him

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>Things I am:
>Smoker
>Drinker
>Theist
>Monarchist

>>73061229
mentioned

>>73061121
sad but true

>>73061228
Very, VERY smoky. It's like liquid peat. Great stuff though.

Wasn't too expensive, it cost me £24 for a 20cl bottle.

>>73061169
>slow walkers

autistic virgin confirmed

>>73061206
He was a retard who lived in an arctic alaskan forest with no resources

going out with a german bird lads. really challenging my national stereotypes ngl

>>73061201
VERY good choice desu Lagavulin is one of my faves

Brit Thread Finale Tory Member Fat Cam visits the park and fucking stabs craven in the jugular freddos go flying everywhere as he picks up cravens-twink body and throws it through a glass window but it’s not over yet he wrestles brum to the ground and curbstomps him his head explodes like gallagher smashing a watermelon pops says “bad show” and then craven wakes up fat cam tory member someone craven loves and admires now fucking terrifies him he lies awake at night hoping that fat cam won’t crawl through the window and snap his tiny little aristocrat neck smdh wtf Fat Cam please fuck a hole right through my throat please tear out my jugular with your cock please Fat Cam this is what I go to bed and happily dream about every single night only to wake up every morning and cry hysterically because it never actually happened I fucking dream about Fat Cam punching me in the goddamn face until I’m unable to even see properly I want Fat Cam to cave my fucking skull in with his big sexy fists mmmm Aaaaaahhhhh ……. YeeeeSSSSSSS ……..

>>73061236
everybody around me was fucking cheering lad, i was the life of the party

anyone have that pic of a girl sucking fingers juxtaposed with a cat sucking fingers with some kinda "keep a girl who sucks your finger, she nasty" caption?

>>73061270
Nice one

>>73061273
I live in similar conditions and I turned out fine

>>73061237
No they're not you spastic.

You really think if there was pedo ring at the top of the Democratic party, they would discuss it using their work email?

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Next weekend's tipple.

Rate.

>>73061279
>>73061311
Yeah it's fucking great.

First time I had it was like a kick to the face. A mate I was with said "it smells like fag ash". There's something about the aftertaste though, it lingers on the tongue really nicely, and for a long time.

>>73061258
how do you think i feel?

my country was the apex of human civilization in the 1950s and look at it now it's a disgusting mess

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>drinking alone


nothing more tragic.

>>73061237
Politicians literally don't have the time to run a pedo ring. It's a 24/7 job.

>>73061094
terrible all around
absolute state of your life

>>73061328
it's the ultimate cover lad. tell everyone you're a nonce and no one will suspect you're a nonce.

>>73061366
It's alright if you like the taste.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39466502

>>73061317
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless
His utter mongitude is spectacular

>>73061366
> having friends
Even more tragic.

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>drinking


nothing more tragic.

>>73061366
>he's unable to enjoy the taste of alcohol along with a calm buzz
Queer. Don't you have a beer after work?

>>73061302
Never understood this.

Why would I want to keep a girl who is nasty?

Seems like a fuck and chuck situation if ever there was one.

>>73061396
>croydon
>youths
ahh yes

>>73061366
But they aren't drinking alone when they're posting to strangers on an anime imageboard

...right?

>>73061397
fuck off phoneposter

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>>73061396
Kurds IN, Poles OUT

I live in a minority majority area.

Anyone else here /minmaj/?

would love to see vang shut down a set at fabric one day

>>73061403

drink about twice a month, and never without friends/colleagues (not an alcoholic)

>>73061432
>strangers
we're all friends here mate

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>>73061349
This is my favourite so far

>>73061453
I've been living in London for 2 months and am STILL yet to see another white person.

>>73061397
My sister loves the film about him. I have kept my criticism to myself as not to make her furious

>>73061366

Maybe blindness? Deformity? Childhood illness?

>>73061457
Underage b&

>>73061396

>hate crime

yeah by blacks

>>73061453
What's it like?

>>73061475
wew that whisky is 202 years old?

>>73061403
>You will never live in the glory days of on-the-job drinking

I want to drink vodka at 9am on a Monday.

>>73061475
Bit of a normie one, but yeah, it's good.

I don't really play favourites too much. I'd rather try new ones regularly.

>>73061475
if you like that you'll love Ardbeg

>>73061397
>In April 1992, McCandless hitchhiked from Carthage, South Dakota, to Fairbanks, Alaska. As noted by Krakauer, McCandless was last seen alive at the head of the Stampede Trail on April 28, 1992, by a local electrician named Jim Gallien. Gallien had given McCandless a ride from Fairbanks to the start of the rugged track just outside the small town of Healy. Gallien later said he had been seriously concerned about the safety of McCandless (who introduced himself as "Alex"), after noticing McCandless' light pack, minimal equipment, meager rations, and obvious lack of experience. Gallien said he'd had deep doubts about "Alex"'s ability to survive the harsh and unforgiving Alaskan bush.

>Gallien repeatedly tried to persuade McCandless to defer the trip, at one point offering to detour to Anchorage, and buy him suitable equipment and supplies. However, McCandless ignored Gallien's persistent warnings and refused his offers of assistance (though McCandless did accept a pair of Wellington boots, two sandwiches, and a packet of corn chips from Gallien).

What a stupid fucking bastard

>>73061506
Sperm for brains

>>73061480
she loves the film about the brother who leaves his sister wondering if he's dead or alive?

>>73061454
i don't mix the right choons for a final set

>>73061523
Do you like American whisky? Every time I try Yank stuff it just tastes like fucking corn.

>>73061523
> retardbeg
kek

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DRUMPF
B T F O

>>73061541
You can't expect a woman to think of these things

>>73061520
Literally seen Laphroaig Quarter Cask in two bars ever

It's not regular Laphroaig

I try new ones each time too. But this and yours are my favourite so far.

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>>73061475
>scotch

coming to you for some moral guidance lads

currently got the (in my opinion) perfect gf, smart, funny, same interests, beautiful and people always mention the way she looks at me with complete adoration. BUT, this edgy art hoe definitely wants it and im debating whether to cheat on her

thoughts?

thank god /brit/ is a safezone from the board fusions

>>73061543
bourbon yeah i like bourbon but i also like rye and tennessee

FAT CAM
A
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C
A
M

>>73061622
pretty bad idea

>listening old TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE on the 'tube
>mutes swearing
>motherfucker is just "mother(unintelligible mumbling)

Christ, really ruining the song.

>>73061622
don't

>>73061622
Kill both of them

>>73061542
>final set
not what I said

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>he doesn't enjoy hot/spicy food

>>73061596
Ah, right, I didn't see it was a different one to the standard. I find it a shame that Whisky is so stupidly expensive in bars 2bh. I'd drink it more if it wasn't twice the price of beer.

>>73061629
I just don't get it though. It tastes really rough, not smooth like a good Scottish whisky.

>>73061622
Kill neither of them

>>73061662
what did you mean by it then

>>73061622
Don't you cunt

Or at least give your current GF to me first

>>73061530
hehe tricked

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>>73061664
>he doesn't enjoy fermented "food"

>>73061622
you should do it tbqh

only once though. and don't get caught.

>>73061627
wouldn't mind a /his/ and /int/ merger desu

>>73061627
Fuck off to whatever board you was looking at before

>any Irish music video on The Tube
>comments section is filled with Plastic Paddy yanks banging on about their HERUTAGE

>>73061622
Cheating is normie runt behaviour.

Cannot comprehend why I would ever want to give some random slag pleasure, over my gf.

What's the ideal occupation for the gf lads? I'm thinking I'd quite like to be married to a florist.

>>73061480
Its one of the greatest films out there

>>73061723
Being American is apparently worse than being Irish

>>73061758
primary school teacher

>>73061673
Yeah I pretty much only drink it at home now. Unless I can put it on expenses.

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>I'd quite like to be married to a florist.

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>>73061735
>having a gf
>not a normie runt

>India consumes almost as much whisky as the rest of the world put together.

TIL

>>73061758
Don't care as long as they're cute and I can have fun

>>73061758
primary school teacher is a GOAT

>>73061673
it depends on what you get you've got to try different ones cause bourbon really has a wide variety in terms of how it can taste

if you want smoother than you'll want a bourbon with less rye in it
bourbons with less rye and with wheat will be smoother

>>73061783
>>73061811
Nonce

https://youtu.be/z_D5gPv55oQ
BIG BOY CHOON

>>73061787
>Alcohol on expenses

Wew lad

>>73061802
Not strictly true. I spent a few months in India, what they drink isn't whisky, it's """""""""whisky""""""""", grain alcohol with whisky flavour added to it.

>>73061758
Primary school student

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>>73061802
There are also more Indians than the rest of the world put together.

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huh

>>73061758
street photographer who develops her own photos at home

>>73061781
Only slightly

>>73061758
high class escort

>>73061825
not at all

primary school teachers are motherly, nurturing, creative and kind. best kind of woman to be a future mother.

>>73061783
Absolutely this tbqh

Not looking forward to having to deal with my kids when they're little. Would much prefer to remain aloof and authoritative for their early years, for this I would need a wife who is good with small children.

>>73061842
Compu Global Hyper Mega Nonce

do people still believe josie exists

sad

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>why yes I am a fan of Mumford and Sons

chickenshitfuckinpussyasshole

I honestly don't have any preferences for a GF other than "I like them".

>>73061851
Crime statistics mostly track drug trends. 80s is crack epidemic, 90s is heroin and ecstasy.

>>73061783
>>73061811
Yeah think that might be nice too

>>73061857
A little bit too arty desu, a girl like that is likely to be an out and out SJW

>>73061758
Deaf-mute on bennies

>>73061783
>>73061811
Never met a primary school teacher, have you?

>>73061758
economist, lawyer, physicist

something so she does all the work whilst i just sit there and look pretty.

Only fulfilling thing for me is to make others feel anxious and miserable.

>>73061758
>>73061783
Yeah, primary school teacher. She'll work only with females, so if she cheats on me with someone she works with then she'll either be off to jail or I get the fun kind of three-way. (with 2 women, not a woman and child you fucking nonces)

>>73061846
why does india not just absorb bangladesh

>>73061905
Mine are pretty easy
>decently attractive
>smart
>blue eyes
Don't even mind a bit of extra meat on her

>>73061922
i had a HUGE crush on one when i was 6

wish she would have nonced me

>>73061934
they are very different

>>73061934
bangladesh isn't very attractive + they sort of helped liberate it to dismantle pakistan (which they are still trying to dismantle)

doesn't look good if they look like they're trying to expand.

>>73061758
Investor/professional NEET

>>73061758
Islamic terrorist

>>73061957
>Don't even mind a bit of extra meat on her

yeah feminine penis is ideal

HEARD THAT YOU ARE NEW IN TOWN
WELL SOMEONE SAID YOU PARTIED DOWN

>>73061928
Unfortunately women are genetically wired to only seek out men who earn more than them. That's why women who earn lots of money end up married to high-flying businessmen/politicians, or stay single and depressed because there's not enough millionaire men to go around

I have literally no racial preferences for a gf.

If she isn't exceptionally ugly and is into me, I'd let her mother my child.

imagine going crazy like tim

>>73061758
Writer

>>73061934
Blobbing isn't as easy irl as it is in your Paradox GS

>>73061984
Degenerate

>>73061851
Interdasting

>>73061996
chang

>>73061970
Pakistan being in two parts on either side of India was an awful concept

does anyone here even know who fatcam is?

>>73061934
read up on the kashmir dispute
i suspect they don't want another

>>73061928
>economist
why

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Just found this pic on another board. Thought you guys would enjoy it lol

xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA4hmX2V_Ws

someone mows their lawn near tim

>>73061758
Farmer. A tough stocky lass that likes the outdoors

Women who can break up fights between dogs really get my juices (semen) pumping

>>73061996
Nah mine has to be white purely so that my children look like me. Plus i won't have to do with the "daddy am I white or X?" and then explain to them that they're simultaneously both, and niether

>>73061928
would be nice to have an ultra rich gf and you just mooch off of her but she doesn't care and keeps you around no strings attached because she likes you

>>73061622
Cheating is the scummiest and most cowardly thing to do, just conaidering it makes you a pleb.

>>73061622
I say do it

>>73061622
post pic of the hoe so we can decide

>>73062032
Yh dont worry im an epic oldfag like yourself

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>>73062003
*coughs*

>>73062051
bender

>>73062032
ROTUND

>>73061094
Clean that room boi

>>73062051
Mind if I had a go at her?

Oh what perfect day
I'm so glad I spent it with (You)
Oh what a perfect day
(You) just keep me hanging on

think i might have delusions of grandeur lads

i'm 20 and a potwasher in the countryside with no achievements to my name but i want to be a wealthy, successful and potentially famous man in either academia, business or politics by 35.

>>73062042
would love to cuddle this lil guy

>>73062032
the silk cut purple fiend

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>>73062078
Bless you.

>>73061758

High school student to be quite desu with you lad

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>the slogan of this year's Eurovision is "Celebrate diversity"
any chance recent events might have had some effect on this choice of slogan?

@2032
yes now shut the fuck up you boring cunt

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who here has NO sexual or romantic experience whatsoever?

not even fat or ugly tbqh, don't get it

How on earth can I manage the time to read books and news, listen to music and podcasts, and watch film and tv, AND work?!
What would be better, a different topic everyday, or each day I try to put in an hour to each?

>>73061917
>a girl like that is likely to be an out and out SJW

sadly true, saying that I do the same thing and im far from one, but the """scene""" is full of them

>>73062078
>dude you can't just conquer everything east of the Hellespont
>Watch this

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Reckon my gf has the ideal political persuasion lads

Disinterested in activism, highly religious, dislikes modern society, hates Communism.

>>73062103
that isnt a sad job to have if youre young

anybody seen ritchie?

>>73062103
Thats called ambition you pleb, delusions of grandeour are when youre a potwasher in the countryside who acts like a god.

>>73062080
how do you work that one out

Tomorrow I'll prepare my avocado wraps and hummus with carrot and cucumber slices for my lunches next week. Might also pick up some baobab powder to add to my invigorating fruit smoothies. I think I am probably the most middle class person in /brit/ desu.

>>73061146
You are too short for my sister; best you can do is massage her pussy with that conditioned hair of yours.

>>73062061
this post is fake news

>>73062103
Same except I imagine myself as a famous general/great man of history.

If there isn't a civil war in Europe before I'm 30, I'm killing myself.

>>73062123
ive never even been close to having a gf

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>>73062123
Same here lad,its just not fair

>>73061957
Mine are even less

>Not a complete gremlin
>I can have interesting conversations and fun times

>>73062135
This is why more and more men are raising their ideal bride from birth

>>73062161
>I want a wife built like a man

>>73062103
Delusions of grandeur are only delusions if you aren't rich.

Any rich idiot can fancy themselves a poet or a statesman and get away with it. It's the poor who are labelled as delusional because we can't manifest our desires (for lack of capital).

>>73061930
Definitely sounds like noncery to me

>>73062164
>bunch of made up shit to sound posh

Yep, middle-class indeed.

>>73062129
do one thing at a time and you don't have to do every single one of those things every day or every week. theres time in life for everything

>>73062123
Was literally you until about 2 weeks ago

Now I've kissed, had sex multiple times, laid in bed for hours with a girl naked and got a gf.

It all comes at once, just wait tbqh

I want my gf
I want her now!!! Now now now!!!!!!!!!!

>>73062103
how old are you

>>73062135
Girls with any political persuasion are either used up cumrags or feminists, or both, women dont honestly care about politics and only care about the attention they get.

>>73062135
I dated a Polish girl and she was even more of a rorke than me

>>73062230
i-inspiring

>>73061996
This

Obviously I have preferences, but if I love them it doesn't matter.

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asda sold these delicious fuckers for about 2 weeks then they dropped off the face of the earth

chakras are perfeclty aligned lads

health
>diet consisting of natual and cheap ingredients: oats, rice, milk, chicken, veg and fish (but not those high in mercury)
>started growing some herbs in the garden
>hit up both macros and micros seamlessly
>bicycling daily
>lifting above 1/2/3/4, 4 times a week
>use non-sls, parabens soaps, shampoo and washing up liquid, use fluoride-free toothpaste (to protect the ole 'neal gland) and aluminium-free deoderent
>use non BPA plastic containers/water bottles

mind
>spend free time practicing a musical instrument, learning a foreign language, doing maths and reading philosophy
>got a first class degree and a masters, all debt free though.
>literally work in a very good university doing research with option of doing phd
>meditate twice a week
>plan to start learning python and improve my understanding of physics
>plan on growing some peyotes

money
>work 4 days a week but earn above avg wages
>have multiple alternative job opportunities in the bag (with better career advancement prospects than this one)
>shrewd banking technique taking advantage of switching fees, good interest rates and cashback from a variety of banks
>putting a few hundred a month into a variety of stocks and bonds.
>live incredibly frugally, no frivolous spending, tend only buy things to replace broken things

romance
>had a loving relationship with a really good sex life
>her visa ran out but we still call often
>going to her country to visit her in the summer
>not too fussed if we lose interest in each other though because curiousity in women is sort of satiated

>>73062184
Yeah so decently attractive, funny and smart are you standards

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Just want someone to love me!!!!

>>73062173
>If there isn't a civil war in Europe before I'm 30
a lot can happen in 20 years

>>73062164
Today I had salted cheese on stale bread from the reduced section

We're two sides of the same coin la.

anyone else grap and slap their own arse while wanking?

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errors

>>73062270
too middle class for asda

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>>73062230
my sincere apologies,

but it's time for you to leave

what do you think our future gfs are thinkin' about right now?

>>73062271
shan't

>>73061996
same really I just care if she's attractive
the more we connect/are literal soul mates the uglier she can be

>>73062271
sorry forgot to add that im doing lots of schemes to get free-stuff.

>>73062173
Join the Kurds in Syria, fight for what's right.
Or, dare I say it...

>>73062298
Bit gay

>>73062191
I don't. I just don't want some boring cunt who tries too hard to fit some 1950s housewife model

what does it take to change the essence of a man?

>>73062251
Yeah it's not really a political persuasion. She couldn't tell you anything about actual politics, pretty sure she doesn't know who the PM is. More of a mindset tb h

humanity was a mistake

>>73062270
the main ingredient was semen and they took it off the shelves before people found out


they'll reformulate it and re-release it in a few months

>>73062123
same, dont worry bro one day it will happen

>>73062270
iktf

Tesco used to sell some mozarella pcokets (soft doughy bread type shit with cheese and beans in it)

They were fucking glorious. Sold about november 2014 time before (((they))) cut it because it cost too much to reduce them company wide. (The average cost of reduction as percentage of sales was 65%)

>>73062328
Country girls are great desu but very hard to reign in, if you're not comfortable with having a firm hand, then don't bother

>>73062318
tip: make out with men in the gay clubs to get free drinks

>>73062129
You could try breaking up your day into 30 minute slots.

You might like this article.
http://m.nautil.us/issue/46/balance/darwin-was-a-slacker-and-you-should-be-too

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>>73062103
>>73062173
>>73062205

Reminder Adolf Hitler was a school dropout and failed to get into the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts.

His father and mother died within a few years of each other and he was made homeless where he moved from hostel to hostel trying to scrape together a living.

He was sexually abnormal and awkward around girls.

He didn't get a real job until he joined the Army in 1914, aged 25.
Didn't become interested in politics until age 30.

Eventually became the most influential man of the 20th century, and ruled over one of the most formidable regimes in human history, almost conquering the entirety of Europe.

Just a reminder that great men never go throughout life without obstacle, and they often only become influential well into their adult lives.

Don't think you should have achieved everything at age 20.

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>>73062230
stop taunting me

girlfriends are so fucking expensive

>>73062319
>Join the Kurds in Syria, fight for what's right.

Lmao,fighting for American-backed communist puppets isn't my idea of right, cheers though lad.

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>>73062298

no

>>73062345
you must first accept orpah into your life

>>73062327
not really. that's like saying wanking is gay because you are touching a dick

reviewbrah has some competition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSc3triNEI

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>>73062230
Amazing what you can buy nowadays, isn't it hahaha??

>>73062381
I've never met one. I just like the idea of an outgoing gf to counteract my shyness and take the lead with me

>>73062345
death of a close one

>>73062381
> but very hard to reign in,

how so? are they very picky?+


>>73062394
i feel like ill have a similar life to this

>>73062185
hmm, intriguing

>>73062421
you must be mentally ill to watch food reviews

genuinely fucked in the head

>>73062394
Whoah. Anyone of us could be the next Hitler

>>73062421
was thiking of doing a greggs review

had a nacho-cheese pastry from there the other day that were phenomenal.

girl who works at the chinese restaurant is so perfect BUT she's a little young

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>>73062421
Really proud of /ourboy/

>>73062123
your personality must be shit. work on it.

>>73062465
badger

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>>73062401
>fighting besides communists
>the same as fighting for communism
w e w l a d

henry kissenger wants to wipe out 80% of the earths population

Alright here's a "fun" trick involving darkness.

Go in a bathroom with a mirror, then close the door and lights so it's fully dark. Have your phone screen on near the mirror so just a little bit of light is there so you can barely make out a face.

Now keep staring at the mirror at your eyes, and your brain will try to make sense of it and construct a face. I've seen a fucked up scary face that I don't wanna see again, and the worst part is if mimics your face movements.

>>73062230
Wait til she ditches you for some other bloke, you'll LONG for the days when you were just an ignorant kissless virgin with no experience of love

>>73062494
he's a yank. not ours

>>73062486
beta yellow fever twat

>>73062394
>great men
>hitler

>>73062230
how did you do it?

>>73062303
>>73062399
Lads, stop fucking worrying, I was like you, I just worried constantly about my virginity. And then it happened, everything came naturally, was generally an all-round pleasant, fun experience.

Compared with my mates who lost it early with some slag, awkwardly fumbling and lasting 20 seconds while she looks disappointed.

Trust me, if you have to wait for it, it's a lot better.

>>73062495
Nah. Why should I change who I am

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>>73062366
For those interested

https://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Sandwiches_Snacks_And_Sushi/Tesco_Cheesy_Bean_Hot_Pockets_4_per_pack_360g.html

>>73062518
He's an honorary /brit/poster

>>73062486
nonce twat

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>>73062394

>>73062486
The joke is 'Too Young' you spacker

>>73062421
i saw a documentary about this guy, you should watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0

>>73062509
stop trying to summon kor'talesh

>>73062527
I don't worry constantly about it. Most of the time I'm not bothered, I've accepted I'll probably die a virgin. I just don't want people to find out I'm a virgin.

>>73062494
/ourboy/ did hit 100k but you got the wrong person
https://youtu.be/BD4cZbijixg

reminder being in absolute pitch darkness causes you to hallucinate, you'll also get a headache

>>73062523
Great does not mean good.

He's firmly put his place in the history books for eternity. He's one of the great men of history, even if he was a tyrant

>>73062437
Fair enough but you'll be the submissive one if you're comfortable with that
>>73062447
Country girls like to party. Much much more than city girls because they spend most their time in bumfuck nowhere. They're extremely outgoing and confident, very very stubborn. Sometimes you just have to stop your gf from doing or saying something, but with country girls, unless you're masculine, they'll literally out-man you and just do whatever they want

>>73062175
sum short cunts honest to churchill

>>73062298
Na but i dont mind a bit of dirty talk
>you like that dont you bitch

>Sister told me she sees me as more of a "man" than a brother
not sure how to feel lads

>>73062572
never seen it but i remember him talking about it years ago. been unironically subbed to him for like 10 years.

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>>73062595
Comfylife

>>73061297
lass in white has ncie chebs

>>73062511
While I doubt that will happen, I won't be that bothered. I've learned a lot, reckon I'll find it a lot easier next time.

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The "so-called" gf

>>73062558
how do you know he posts here

>>73062608
nonce

>>73062608
It means that you are in there, mate

>>73062617
awful back problems by age 26

>>73062608
Do you spend a lot of time with her or just the occasional visit? She could be telling you she wishes you were closer to each other

>>73062574
Yeah worrying was the wrong word. I don't know, being upset or stuff. Every time someone mentions it, or you see it in a TV show or something, it's always on the back of your mind.

>>73062182
You're going to have to enterprise. Nice and easy Does it. Be a girl's friend, seek friendship and the rest will just come to you.

>>73062624
BIG
PAKI
TITS

>>73062494
would unironically like to be reviewbrah's friend ngl

>>73062610
you should watch it, it gives some proper insight into yanks

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>>73062664
MASSIIIIIIIVE

PAKI


TITS

>>73062619
>won't be that bothered

That's what they all say la, you just wait til you're crying alone in your room wondering if you'll ever be able to trust another human being the same way again (you won't)

>>73062394
>>73062462
We can do it lads!

>>73062572
woah

these people are edgy and autistic as fuck

>>73062599
>Fair enough but you'll be the submissive one if you're comfortable with that
I don't mind being submissive in daily life

>>73062558
>>73062634
he doesn't

is 100,000 subscribers even a lot