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braaaaaaap

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A 90-year-old World War Two veteran who has come out as transgender said she has always known she was in the "wrong body".

Patricia Davies, from Sapcote, Leicestershire, who served in the army between April 1945 and 1948, said she was "living a lie" as a man.

Ms Davies said she knew she was transgender aged three and secretly came out to her late wife in 1987.

She has joined the Women's Institute and is enjoying a "new lease of life".

She said: "[The best thing about coming out] is being accepted as a woman. That has been something I've wanted all of my life."

'stenin' t' a bi' o' 'cheal 'ckson

Bet you feel a lot of regret when you spunk after shagging a tranny

Specially if you had a tranny willy in your bum

>>72959991
but they could takeover and tax everyone and rule the country, and they'd be incentivised to do so. How would citizens know what they were planning?

>>72960057
Doing the daily time wasting poo
Can't wait to get home and roll a spliff

I had a really good night last night and even touched a girl's arse. How was your Wednesday lads? Do anything fun?

honestly the question of what happens to nuclear weapons puts a huge hole in any anarcho-________ ideology

>>72960092
too big

still wondering if greeks pronounce "pedophiles" as "ped-off-a-lees"

maybe they've got a greek hero called that who fucked boys

oh wait all of them did and all of them still do

>>72960057
that is too much
not even attractive and most likely fake

>>72959999
Nice quads. It's literally 100% the taboo aspect. I wouldn't do it at home but the ladyboys here have a sexual ora about them. Also I've spoken to a few and they actually have the personalities of women. Unlike the attention seeking 'what gender am I???' runts you get in the Western world. Like I say I only want to try it. Maybe I'll get one in their bedroom and naked and not like the look at all and back out.

>>72960002
So you would? :thinkingemoji:

>>72960118
got very pissed with the lads and then came back home to have a massive spliff in the garden

>>72960127
just ask one of those millions here

>>72960134
not talking about traps here but yes if the girl was fit and the price was low, being realistic i probably would

>>72960088
>ww2 veteran
>served between april 1945 and 1948
lmao fucking pussy he missed all the good bits

remember when porns main focus was around blonde bimbos with big fake tits and a tan?

and rich people were marryinggirls like that?

Now thats died off and seems gross, you think the same will happen with girls with big fat arses that is so popular now?

dont really care about this benders gay little fetish desu

things that absolutely destroy anarcho crapism as an ideology:
>what happens to nukes
>why don't private militaries take over
>what happens upon invasion of a foreign power

>>72960118
I had a really good night and someone touched my arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwBAfJXz7Y

>>72960118
cooked some quality ragu and got smashed

>>72960181
>girls with big fat arses that is so popular now?
popular amongst niggers maybe.

shy chink girls

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>>72960185
and this

just had an argument with a cheese, ham & branston pickle sandwich lads

Really don't like the way yanks say "GMO crops" instead of "GM crops"

Just rubs me up the wrong way, like many other things yanks do.

>>72960185
>>72960120
At the end of the day neither of you have full time jobs so I can't imagine trusting either of your opinions on anything intellectual you pseudo-intellectual cunts

now scurry off and go talk about your nerdy shit elsewhere

>>72960165
Fairplay. Only thing I've done similar to that out here was try out a 'blowjob bar'. Was less then a tenner and was a cracking blowie. Considered going to another one iah.

>>72960057
Baboon arse.
Brythonic language considering Ulster Scots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt5qiq5Q-14

*types in my PIN number*

>>72960110
they wouldn't be able to effectively do that. All that would accomplish would be giving more profit to their competitors, as the people would get together and hire them to exterminate them rather than submitting to taxes. They are profit motivated, not power motivated.

>>72960221
your delusional if you don't think "thicc" is even popular against white people

even the top pornstars are ones wiht huge asses now

>>72960237
*rubs you up the right way*
just for u bb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysPeI6eojeY&feature=youtu.be
FUCK BREXIT

anarchy DOES work, prove it doesn't

*moves to somolia*

>>72960269
>asses
fuck off yank

>>72960239
no, this is an intellectual general. Fuck off back to /cum/ if you want to talk about making cummies in your anime buddies arseholes.

>>72960237
>Rubs me up the wrong way

howling. its "rubs me the wrong way"

You stupid cunts add so many extra things to your dead language (Yes, everyone learns americanized english now)

>>72960255
the n stands for number you buffoon!

>>72960324
too easy

>>72960269
I thought thicc was a meme used ironically on fat girls
well, whatever, I will always prefer the slim, fit woman to the wobbly arsemonster

not getting any answers from those Ancap cunts about nukes. I'm waiting.
*looks at watch*

my pin number is 1405

don't get the secrecy around them at all
you can't do naff all with it on its own

>>72960088
symbolic of the decline of Britain methinks

>>72960305
nice job you useless cunt.

its also a normie general and we talk about

slags
gimmicks
yanks
SOME politics
etc

Im an oldfag

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>>72960312
>americanized
fuck off yank

>rubs me the wrong way
fuck off yank

>>72960348
literally taking all your money now lad

>>72960359
SCREECHING

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the new quid wears off quickly and makes my fingers look like covered in glitter.
a bit gay desu

need someone to rub me out the wrong way

>>72960348
already hacked into your account, luke

>>72960348
DOXXED

>>72960255
when you're next at the atm machine see if it says PIN number anywhere on it, fucking retard.

>>72960088
>old people
why are they allowed to vote again?

>>72960253
possibility of catching something puts me off prostitutes tho and could be enough for me to bottle it

>>72960359
>>72960384
what is supposed to be funny here? this is exactly how I said we say it.

and its how people from all over the world will learn it because everyone learns american slang and spelling

>>72960367
>>72960392
you're going to be sorely disappointed when you're met with a resounding £20

>>72960385
FOB

never met anybody named Josh or Justin who wasn't a fucking cunt

>>72960385
they're euros you swine

>>72960385
still haven't seen a single one of those

also haven't left the house since they got released so that could have something to do with it

>>72960263
what? How would they not be power motivated? Upon achieving such power they'd also achieve levels of profit previously unattainable. Your point about not being able to do that is entirely speculative, and from your comments about the population at large it's clear you don't know much about human psychology. People won't sacrifice themselves because they dislike being taxed, and they won't turn into foolhardy individuals the moment an ancap society develops. The average man is mostly cowardly and self interested

>>72960088
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>72960359
>(British & Australian)
kiwis and presumably paddies btfo

>>72960398
what's funny, is you criticise another poster for saying 'pin number', referring to the superfluous 'number', but then go and make the same mistake yourself by saying atm machine. don't you know the m stands for machine? very embarrassing for you to do that, very embarrassing indeed.

who /niceguy/ here

>>72960432
t. Callum

>>72960385
richfag fuck off

>personal identification number number
asdgf

>>72960428
British English is taught in schools in Europe

not that it matters since they all consume shitty yank media and end up speaking like yanks anyway, stupid fucking europlebs

>>72960436
got a bag of those in belfast city centre

>automatic telemoney machine machine

>>72960416
I looked into BJ Bars a lot before going. They do actually wash their mouth with mouthwash first and give your nob a good clean while wanking it, it's nice desu. Then after you've blew your load down their throat they do the same procuders.

>>72960463
read this on my LCD display

>>72960432
if you are callum im gonna add you on facebook for bants

*cultures some bacteria in LB broth*

there should be brothels specifically marketed at autists

Did you do stuff with your friends that might be gay now lads? I used to jerk off with a good friend and the first to shoot won, we called it semen racing.

love a bit of BBQ cue sauce on my chips

>>72960460
good boy, goooood boy
*strokes your hair and you start purring*

>>72960263
>the people would get together and hire them to exterminate them rather than submitting to taxes
this assumes a degree of collective action that ANCAP is hugely biased against.

>>72960547
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72960547
t. bank of england

>>72960445
>Upon achieving such power they'd also achieve levels of profit previously unattainable.
no, they'd face death, because you're still assuming that they have a monopoly on the private military industry for some reason. What is more likely is that they would set up a system where people voluntarily pay them tax for protection and community policing, but this would be in competition with other identical setups. Supply and demand dictates that if people don't want to be taxed and oppressed against their will then their will be a demand for a service which removes these people.

>>72960551
fucking hate BBQ sause

went to the pakishop today and the new lad behind the counter could not speak a LICK of english

literally had to hold his fingers up to tell me how much it all came to

Send them back!

>>72960547
maybe it's just your rubbish camera but I'm not sure I like the look of these coins too much

the old £1 was a classic

>>72960561
ignore him desu ancap is retarded.

>>72960549
I used to do this too except we would suck each other off, it's better because there's more of an attack/defence dynamic rather than a straight race

Honestly as a Deano who is alpha as fuck and fucks a woman nearly every night - I can say; ladyboys are attractive and I have got a chub over some of them when I didn't know they had a cock. I was in Bangkok and got really into this girl over a date and she was a ladyboy... I didn't know though, she fooled me and only told me she had a cock before I initiated foreplay when we were drunk. I was too emotionally attached to the bent faggot that I felt so bad I couldn't say no. I ended up absolutely ravaging "her" arse and didn't feel one slight bit of regret.

This doesn't make me gay. I done her doggie so it's alri.

>>72960549
ah yes, the noble descendent of the viking

>ancap
just be a libertarian, at least that's semi-respectable, even if free market fundamentalism is a weird cult

>>72960615
Where'd you meet her?

>>72960547
what's the point in making some quids smaller
surely that just makes you confuse the bigger ones for two pounds

>>72960622
It was only an experiment everyone does it

>>72960615
traps are not gay full stop. you don't need to stumble through all the justification

>>72960561
it's not though. If people don't want there to be a state then there is demand for services which will free them of that. Just because there's a massive demand doesn't mean that suddenly we're talking about collectivism.

>>72960604
you shouldn't ignore people's opinions unless you think they're arguing in bad faith. god bless

>>72960593
>they'd die to unite against tax
>get taxed anyway
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's gone and it's NEVER COMING BACK.

>>72960615
Not gay but I fucked a man who was.

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dog nuts are mentally ill

>>72960642
Terminal 21.

>>72960687
Not arsed

>>72960648
cheaper to mint, which is important because of inflation

>>72960681
what is wrong with you, you spaz. Compulsory and voluntary taxation are not the same thing. The whole point of ANCAP is that society is something you can opt in or out of.

>>72960593
No because the average man doesn't see a difference between """"voluntary"""" tax and normal tax. Why pay it at all? You're also assuming people don't want to be led and ruled, which is untrue-they do.

>>72960507
aye well that sounds alright

>>72960687
I literally have 2 in my pocket right now m8

what happens to every vending machines and everything else that takes coins

Ever wondered how much a 1 euro/pound/dollar coin costs to make ? For each X number of coins we produce, how many coins do we need to pay the production of that same number of coins ?

>>72960688
>Hahahaha pretending i'm not gay when actually i am hahaha
You. Have. To. Go. Back.

>>72960717
that explains why they don't look as good as the old ones
probably not using proper gold anymore either

All the lads of the ratpack shagged ladyboys on our lad holiday. It's socially accepted now

>>72960759
some bloke comes along and fits a new coin slotty thing

>>72960599
are you sure he wasn't just autistic?

I remember my local pakishop has an autistic son who's in his 20s and he can't communicate with others, he just makes screech noises

>>72960708
Aye, Nana is degen central.

>>72960732
For less then a tenner it's class, half an hour too. Might have to go again tbph.

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>>72960057
>tfw gf has an ear fetish, so she spends hours licking my ear, breathing into it and making noises while repeatedly whispering my name and that she wants me

irl ASMR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shitty youtube videos

>>72960726
how do you ensure people aren't free riding off the public goods your paying for with taxation?

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>>72960726

>>72960729
>Why pay it at all?
because money can be exchanged for goods and services

>You're also assuming people don't want to be led and ruled, which is untrue-they do.
I really haven't seen anything that substantiates that sentiment. In fact people have fought and died for liberty many many times.

>ratpack shagged
what does this even mean
I hate this fucking website

>>72960788
but theres loads of the fuckers

>>72960791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo

>>72960813
t.never heard of freeriders

>>72960803
just trust that people aren't and never investigate it

ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT NUKES YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>72960829
loads of blokes too, just you wait and see

>>72960853
err okay kim jong un

>>72960827
This is a normie general, desu lad.

*starts anarchist society
ah yes, now we can finally live how humans should
*gets killed for a loaf of bread*
*killer receives no punishment*

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Stop discussing politics.

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>Lad culture

>>72960869
back to facebook you fucking FONT

not a huge fan of roads desu

New coin literally has an RFID chip you utter fucking clampets

>>72960803
How do you ensure people don't do that currently? I think you're misunderstanding the "anarcho" half of the ideology. All it is, is what we have currently, except voluntary, competitive, and privatized. The only thing that's different is that there are corporations who are in competition with each other, not governments with monopolies on everything.

hey guys /cum/ is dead can I hang out here

>>72960547
FOB

>>72960902
Only use whatsapp desu, me and the ratpack are banned from facey

>>72960940
you seem like a sound lad

>>72960925
sure mate, as long as you give me a cheeky blowie ;-)

>>72960940
runt life

>>72960870
the killer would be taken to a private court to recieve fair arbitration for their violation of the NAP, or if they do not accept this the victims family can either kill them or take them as a slave.

>poortherners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpgkwgifkwg

My 3/5 of my ratpack have shagged ladyboys. That other anon is right, it's the thing to do these days.

>>72960951
Aye, nice tekkers yourself you wee cert.

>>72960923
>privatized
fuck off yank

>>72960985
NUKES
HOW DO WE DEAL WITH THEM

We dont call it ratpack

But me and my boys ran train on a girl in our dorm freshman year

She was pretty fit so we took turns fucking her from the back while she sucked another one of us off

was really hot desu

got called a rat in the ratpack today lads

thoughts on the marine A case lads?

I think prosecuting him was a bit far, given he's a soldier, in a war, on a battlefield but it seems the media don't agree

>>72960991
mfw i've just jizzed in my own face and just realise that i'm no longer horny enough to lick it all up

>>72960923
Through making it non-voluntary to pay taxes?
>competitive
natural monopolies
>voluntary
free riding, public goods
>privatised
see above

>governments with monopolies on everything
haha brb just off to buy some HM Government crisps and a England smartphone

>>72961048
don't care

>>72960385
What happens if she dies? Will it be Charles on your coins?

used to have this mongy lad in are group you know acting as a sort of lightning rod for all the bants
anyway one night we all get proper trollied and monglad passes out instantly so we all decide to whip out the ol guns'n'roses proceed to slash all over his spacky little face

he woke up saying "why are you pouring beer on me"
haha good times lad good times

Missing the ratpack back at home now desu.

>>72961048
his only mistake was getting caught desu

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heard from a lad who works at taco bell that the double crunchwrap supreme is a pain in the ass to make and that they usually have to throw a few out before getting it right

well i ordered one for the banter

enjoying it now

>>72961048
disgusting overreach by anti-british lawyers

Islam violates the NAP

>>72961038
Extremely gay

>>72961038
Fucking nice one there my son. Get in there. You're an honorary ratpack member

>>72960851
of course, the free market works because people are inherently altruistic

>>72961119
alright abnormie

>>72961083
theyve been making elizabeth II coins since the 11th century

>>72961063
prove that there is such thing as a natural monopoly. There is nothing that the government can do that can't be done privately, sometimes far more effectively.

>>72961135
you really think people would do that, exploit deregulation for personal gain?

>>72961087
Not good lad. The code of my ratpack is you don't think with a fellow team-mate when he is sleeping. You only do that to the nerds

big jake just hit me up. got a few grams of blow for tonight

was supposed to just be a pub quiz night but sounds like were going out afterr ahahah

fucking legend he is.

done a big drink of the ol' coffee and now am feeling extremely shaky

>>72961083
of fucking course, aren't you also a monarchy?

BENIS IN DA BAGINA

>>72961186
coke is probably the worst illegal drug there is

copied and pasted for every ancap here:

What does it do right?
(a) expresses all morality as reducible to property rights.
(b) and as such creates an amoral (non-moral) and therefore objective means of analyzing, criticizing, describing, and debating moral arguments.

What does it do wrong.
(a) Falsely sets the criterion for moral action as voluntary rather than non-production-of-incentive-to-retaliate, which is the basis for all moral systems, and moral instincts and intuitions. The first question of ethics is "Why do I not kill you and take your things?" The answer is, "only if it is preferable not to kill you." The reason law developed was to prevent retaliation. The division of labor came much later, and scarcity does in fact exist, but was not the origin of moral choice: non parasitism was.
(b) Falsely sets the limit of property protections to intersubjectively verifiable property instead of the scope of property necessary to prevent retaliation.
(c) By falsely establishing (a) and (b), fails to provide sufficient means of dispute resolution that demand for authority - the state - is eliminated. This effectively falsifies all of rothbardian thought.
(d) By falsely establishing (a) and (b) fails to provide sufficient economic incentive to join an anarchic polity rather than a rule-of-law polity, or even sufficient incentive to join an anarchic polity rather than a social democratic polity - simply because local transaction costs are so high that it is non-rational to join a lower trust, higher transaction cost polity, than a higher trust, low transaction cost polity, or a higher cost social democratic polity.

So in summary, Ancapism cannot possibly produce a society that it is rational to join - unless one is a pirate or other distributor of harm.

now shut up

>>72960663
perhaps person A is interested in protecting Brum from taxes, but he would certainly like competitor B in London to be taxed -- that way he can undercut them!

Brum and London pay their local military to protect their own spaces from taxes, effectively being taxed themselves.

The most powerful militaries control the a largest areas, collect more taxes and can therefore charge lower per-head tax while making more money. Thus everyone is incentivized to join the big guys, which effectively become states with their own taxes.

ANCAP follows a flow that results in states.

>>72961186
FOY

got a few cans of lager and a nice spliff for tonight
what are your plans for tonight, lads?

>>72961204
their monarchy is in our monarchy's line of succession

Brother volunteered to be put in the washing machine before and we did it and it was spinning like fuck. Just realised he could of died. What a fucking lad putting his life on the line for bantz. Absolute cert he is.

its past 5pm and i havent gotten anything done today but at least i can say i didnt spend hours arguing about anarcho-capitalism on the anime imageboard

sometime "accidentally" brush my hand against a girls arse when I'm out clubbing with the lads

doctor was fucking useless
just wants to throw me on antidepressants and says "but you'll need to talk to your doctor first" (then what the fuck was i doing there? what's the fucking point in me wasting an hour seeing you if you're not even my doctor?)

Fuming lads.

>ancap
just a safety rating lad, ancom is the real red pill (bit of a joke ive been working on there too)

>>72961216
Agree. im prescribed to adderall and its significantly more fun than coke and not illegal for me

>>72961234
pick up a q of fine hash, have a few pints, cook soemthing

>>72961280
Do that too except with boys

she got a long 5/10 face but an 11/10 body and 10 years younger
might bang but dunno if I can be bothered

>>72961234
going to pretend to get hammered on imaginary lager because I'm too poor to afford the real thing

might send a few job applications out so that one day I can actually afford the real thing

>>72961296
Runt drug for pseudo-intellectuals. Lyrica prescribed masterrace

>>72961309
was in a line for the cloak room and this 30-something chinese woman just came up and put her hand on my arse and just held it there for a full minute
wasn't even crowded

Please share some funny nige pics

Also please respond

>>72961234
degenerate

>Last day of work tomorrow
>Got a new job elsewhere (salaried and all)
>Have a small project due tomorrow for work
>Haven't done any of it
>Manager will be out of office but wants me to e-mail it to him by end of the day

Do I even do it? I literally have a new job elsewhere after tomorrow. Manager won't even be around to yell at me until I'm already long gone.

Might throw on some chips. Bit peckish

There is no such thing as free will. Therefore I have no pride, and am merely thankful that I was born with such a free mind. I am truly lucky to be blessed so.

>>72961287
doctors are shit, i've had symptomatic lung cancer for 8 months and they wont refer me for a scan becuase im too young

>>72961349
If you ever think you might use him as a reference in the future, then yes.

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>>72961346
F O Y

>>72961339
did you say anything?

>>72961349
pretend ur ill, that usually worked for me when i was in school ;^)

>>72961164
anything to do with environment, healthcare, policing, emergency services or anything with ethics involved

might introduce the ratpack to /brit/

>>72961334
Adderall is or coke? I don't take it to be "smart"

I honestly only take it when I'm going out and want to be really social. It also great for hangovers

>>72961349
do they not know you're leaving?

>>72960515
deleted it (permanently this time)
you had your chance

>>72961404
kys

>>72961164
>prove that there is such a thing as a natural monopoly
economies of scale + barriers to entry = natural monopolies
it's a pretty common concept in orthodox economics m'lad

>anything states can do megacorp can do better
prove that this is true

I'm not even really an ANCAP desu, I just like to defend the ideology in internet arguments because I find the ideas behind it fascinating, especially the NAP.

Cheers for the good discussion, but you've done a fair job of dismantling it.

>>72961370
clearly not, otherwise you wouldn't have made that god awful post

>>72961404
What kind of ratpack is your pack? Reckon my pack would murder your pack in a ratpack scrap.

>>72961349
Email him a picture of your arse lmao

just introduced my clan to /brit/, they said you lads are noobs

>>72961280
Your "" suggest it's not actually intentional

Meaning it's sexual assault

Turn yourself in, rapist

>>72961395
nah i didnt really mind too much it was just weird

>>72961471
What's a noob?

>ratpack
more like runtpack

not happy AT ALL that yanks get free (You)s from FOY-posters

fuming

>>72961410
Its an internship and the internship is over. They don't know I already got hired by their rival company

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>tfw graduating aged 24 with a BEng

>>72961280
Can remember walking in circles around Prague old town square touching loads of arses for a good 30 minutes

Those were lonely times

just sold some xans
made 20 euros

unironically do a cheeky grab of girls bums when i'm on my way to the loo in the 'lub

>>72961510
Jeez. On your own?

>>72961388
you again! list your symptoms and if you say "coughs, tiredness and wheezing" im gonna heem you

>>72961496
Need to figure out a way to profit off of this.

>>72960549
Me and the lads used to do this too and compare load sizes

*teleblocks you*
*dds specs you*

>>72961510
rasheed

>>72961521
That's assault :o

and you better not be angry
and you better not be sad
you better just enjoy the luxury of sympathy
if thats a luxury you have

@531

FOY

>>72961523
ye

>>72961556
they'd have to find me first

*clicks heels and sprints away*

>groping random women
Ah yes, the 'sheed pass time

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>>72961582
Why

its me again
me again
wake up, 3pm
make a beat again
smoke blue cheese again
no don't speal to dem
aint nuttin changed except this time it's feature length

'hy 'asn't 'y 'mmick 'aught 'n?

what did he mean by this

they asked me if i could get some coke too
might mix ritalin and plaster and sell it for 50 euros

If you're over 20 and still play videogames, please list below your current mental disabilities (5 minimum) :

had a gf once for a few months

not sure if I fancy repeating the experience as I'd have to get some friends again and do all the relationship bullshit but on the other I would like a shag and a cuddle every now and then.

>>72961621
>smoking cheese that's literally grown by chinks

>>72961604
>he thinks everyone doesn't grope everyone in clubs
what's the matter lad? never had your arse groped lmao

>>72961625
'ot 'ry 'nny

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Vino lads

>>72961625
err i'm the one who started that

oi mate givvus yer bb code

The main character in Chicago Justice is the son of Ben Stone, the original DA from Law & Order

That gave me a nostalgia chubby ngl

>>72961527
no appetite
cough
rib pain
back pain sometimes

im going back docotrs again tomorrow, might see if crying helps me get taken seriously

i literally was such a heavy smoker at uni because i used to do coke and so would smoke like 40 fags a night, also my aunty died of lung cancer quite young so I am VERY WORRIED

>>72961615
needed the touch of a female

so wha
you got bare family back at yard but your great grandad was the man who put ham in birmin
if you're a rasta thats concernin

where the fuck did kek as a replacement for lol even come from

I was gone from 4chan for like two weeks a few years ago and when I came back everybody was using it, and I just sort of joined in without even thinking about it

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>Cat ownership rise driven by men, survey suggests

>>72961657
Might do a bit of a drink soon
Love starting to get pissed round late afternoon

>>72961660
yeah i remember this too, it was an australian flag posted the apostrophe'd version of "going down the shop lad, anyone want owt?"
was a SUPERB post

>>72961634
any trouble with da feds since the last time

>>72961677
world of warcraft

if you typed "lol" in all chat, players of the other faction would see it as "kek"

>>72961510
First time I had a black woman sit on my face was Praha.
One time was enough.

>>72961677
lol
lel
kek

>>72961676
alri selly

>>72961677
>just sort of joined in without thinking about it
4chan: the post

>>72961677
lol -> lel -> jej -> kek

>>72961468
Proper ratpack, every friday night when we're drunk we do digs for digs on our noggin just for a laugh

>>72961699
Good lad

Nothing like the old 'cohol to ease the pain

Getting my daily dose of Sargon of Akkad.

>>72961677
lol (laughing out loud) became lel (loving evey laugh)

kek is a mispelling which commonly occurred whilst shitposting at high speed and not looking at your keyboard

>>72961635
Normieness is my disease I suppose

I live near all the pubs so the lads come over and we drink and play a bit of cheeky FIFA or mario kart/smash before we go out

t.24

>>72961677
hello red1t

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>>72961695
:)

>>72961725
What's next in line

yeah, slightly took a left turn there
but very much 6AM
slightly been awake for 24 hours, so please forgive me
more ideas and stuff comin'
yeah, yeah, senpai
i'm wafflin', but man is tired, senpai, jesus christ

>>72961695
>cat owners
>men

>>72961709
im not him lol

>>72961677
i always though it was people mistakenly typing "kik" instead of lol and kek derived from that but as far as I know its from warcraft 3 or something

>>72961083
The UK will undergo a traditional 12-day period of national mourning.

The Union flag will be flown at half mast throughout the country.

And books of condolence will be opened at embassies across the world.

The London Stock Exchange will be closed for at least the day of the Queen's funeral.

And potentially for several days - potentially costing the economy billions.

The Queen's body will be taken to Parliament, where she will lie in state in Westminster Hall – like the Queen Mother in 2002 – until her funeral.

More than 200,000 people travelled to pay their respects to the Queen Mother.

And that number is expected to be vastly exceeded in the event of the Queen's death.

And new money will be issued

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what did he mean by this?

would beat anyone ITT in a street race

>>72961757
Zozzle

>>72961660
well me must have independently invented it, like what happened with airplanes

you have my word that i didnt nick

>>72961493
Alri nerd, how's life without having a proper well ride or die pack of lads?

>>72961738
ahh yes youtube 'intellectuals'

>>72961776
why are all our french posters drug dealers or drug addicts

>>72961634
>plaster
don't be a bellend, that'd do their lungs some serious damage

>>72961725
kek means lol in orcish.

its a warcraft thing from years ago.

>>72961794
secretly like it when immigrants complain about the state of things

Anyone got that fake screenshot of BBC website about queen's death?

>>72961762
alri dave

>>72961666
do you still smoke?

>>72961814
>Alri
nobody says this, it's either "alright" or "reet", so fuck off

>>72961794
indians shout on the phone more than anyone

>>72961832
yes i do x

>>72961666
You did coke and chain smoked daily in college?

cannae FATHOM positive attention from a bird

>>72961852
post it. I will email you the new quid

School was good today lads.

>>72961734
Ah, I know the type. Me and my munchkins hit a couple of high hats most Fri and Sat nights. Tend to get bonznaid before it's ever 4am and have about 8 hours of monging out before it's off to MaccyD's for a brekkers

>warcraft mongs think they're responsible for kek
fuck off you massive virgins

kek came from lel

>>72961872
good to hear, dinners in the oven love. x

>>72961867
getting to be that way now

t. ex normie whos career ruined social life

cant remember the last time I made a random girl laugh

>>72961818
theres nothing interesting to do so people take drugs

>>72961820
hmmm the problem is that i dont have 1g of ritalin, friend gave me less
might put white baking powder then

>>72961840
I literally say that and so do a fuck tonne of people here (essex)

think before you post ya foreign gimp

>>72961677
I was the one who created the new use of the word Kek, as in the Frog God, which I derived from the Egyptian God Keek, or Qek.

HOWLING at newfags who aren't aware of the origin

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would like the royals if they still looked good
they're dire now though

>>72961889
lel came from kek

Miss the good old days of rushing home from school to play black ops 3 with the lads

ughhh wish I could go back

>>72961906
>essex dwellers think they're people

>>72961919
lel came from lol

>>72961919
nah jej came from lel

@72961910

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>>72961832

>>72961890
Thanks Mum

we need a character for glottal stops
i suggest ŧ

>>72961937
lol came from me

>>72961889
Wrong.

>>72961919
lel came from a combination of lol and le, originally it was used mockingly as an imitation of what we perceived as "reddit" language, such as LE XDDDD!!!!

>>72961840
Everyone says alri in the midlands too you daft poorthern cunt

>>72961905
>might put white baking powder then
yeah baking powder is a good shout

reet laaads

>>72961973
>>72961973

NEW THREAD

>>72961973
>>72961973

the left has already started blaming russia for messing with the french election

must be le pen is doing well

would like to be able to search for video game footage without having to sift through a bunch of 30 year olds who dress like they're 13

>>72961938
>jej
Who does that? Reddit, Tumblr?

>>72961970
>being this wrong
lel meant loving every laugh and was a product of the ironic phase of 4chan
kek was a corruption of lel

literally nobody cares/knows about you virgin orcish slang

>>72961837
only when really drunk

>>72961866
no just on nights outs i did. wasnt a heavy smoker rest of time