/brit/

anime

skating on VERY thin ice today OP

doubt janny is pleased

braaaaap

janny gon' come calling

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>Business idea: Kill everyone who has a tattoo and watch the general quality of people in the country improve.

doing a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS-G4UQTfUo

>>72883526
>>72883671
shuffle off your mortal coil, Rasheed

>kill an injured terrorist that literally just tried to kill you and your friends
>spend 3 years in prison

>beat your wife with a cricket bat, force her to take a shitload of tablets, choke her regularly to the point of unconsciousness (even in public) and force her to drink bleach
>spend 0 (ZERO) time in prison because you're brown

International law should only be applicable if both sides follow it. If a side openly rejects it in the way Islamic terrorists do, they shouldn't be surprised if they're subjected to the same medieval cruelty that they inflict on others once they're caught.

wish i was part of gang

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>International law should only be applicable if both sides follow it. If a side openly rejects it in the way Islamic terrorists do, they shouldn't be surprised if they're subjected to the same medieval cruelty that they inflict on others once they're caught.

everything I do
I do it for jews

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going to the massage parlor to get my cock massaged by a middle aged chinese lady hahahahahahahahahahaha
this lady exactly

>>72883786
bit susp

Never mind Brexit, who won Legs-it!

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the sister

imagine being so cucked you think terrorists deserve anything but total annihilation. our species and planet would be objectively improved without them.
having rules regarding war only applies when both sides are civilised. Islamists are not civilised people so burn the lot of them.

>>72883824
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAYOL!

>>72883827
spitting image of me

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>imagine being so cucked you think terrorists deserve anything but total annihilation. our species and planet would be objectively improved without them.
having rules regarding war only applies when both sides are civilised. Islamists are not civilised people so burn the lot of them.

>>72883766
what is the second example you are talking about? never heard about it

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>The artifact pictured left is a pamphlet dated August 22, 1678, entitled The Mowing-Devil: Or Strange NEWS out of Hertford-shire. It takes the form of a primitive news report, which started life as a woodcut – a type of early printing plate created by carving into a wooden block and then inking it.

The image depicts a demon, scythe in hand, felling crop stems in what seems like a systematic fashion. The accompanying text reads:


Being a True Relation of a Farmer, who Bargaining with a Poor Mower, about the Cutting down Three Half Acres of Oats; upon the Mower's asking too much, the Farmer swore That the Devil should Mow it rather than He: And so it fell out, that very Night, the Crop of Oats shew'd as if it had been all of a flame; but next Morning appear'd so neatly Mow'd by the Devil, or some Infernal Spirit, that no Mortal Man was able to do the like.

Also, How the said Oats ly now in the Field, and the Owner has not Power to fetch them away.

A reminder that crop circles are an English tradition

kind of a badass line though

pity he wasted it violating the geneva convention

>>72883666
>Business idea: Kill everyone who has a tattoo and watch the general quality of people in the country improve.

Literally this tbqh

Instantly disregard anything anyone with a tattoo says

disgusting people

inb4 hatposting triggered little deano runts

die, cunts

>we are at war with Islam

Effective way to spot a runt if there ever was one

>>72883837
>>72883768
thats a lot of words when 'i'm racist' would have done

Never tell my 'colleagues' I'm gay.

>>72883741
>>72883741
>>72883741
get in here lads

would love a gf with a seven inch willy who likes to top

>>72883693
needs a tan on her

british women are repulsive

>>72883864
Found it for him and you

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-39416765

Surprise surprise, it's a Muslim!

>>72883896
that's a lot of words when 'i'm basically a poo' would have done.

>>72883864
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cricketer-who-beat-wife-bat-10107145

Apparently it was okay to beat, strangle and force-feed bleach to his wife because she had friends and a job or something.

>>72883892
waifu in the middle

was just about to post this exact pic x

Rasheeds are getting very nervous lately.

Trump, Brexit, one of their own (Masood) going full snackbar, now based Marine A being released.

I think their ramped up shilling and shitposting on here is a response to that. Rasheeds are essentially animals who squeal and cry whenever they're cornered.

Deportations soon.

>>72883920
He was clearly just exercising his religious freedoms. Stop being a racist.

>>72883920
>>72883949
she probably deserved it.

Am i the only one here that dislikes muslims?

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First time I've not had twitch open for 2 weeks

Feels weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I

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used to read a lot as a teenager

beating a woman is NEVER ok

>>72883970
>le based drumpf will remove kebab xDDDD
8,400 refugees have entered the USA since zlumpf has been president. wow such based kebab remover saviour of le western civilisation

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>>72883970
Yeah, don't think so, "mate".

watched a video about domestic violence in muslim communities earlier.

they really are terrible people. what the fuck is their problem.

>>72883920
>>72883949
another one of the "moderates" i see

rorkes act like rasheeds yet despise them
dont get their little game

Is fucking a transman gay?

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Just HEEMED the bf.

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What the actual fuck is wrong with Northerners

>>72884043
whiteknight cuck

>>72883892
Choker on the left... does this mean anything to you?

>>72884029
Who said anything about Trump?

Britain will do it. Looking forward to seeing you and your inbred cousins crying, you subhuman.

>>72884050
They need to be physically removed.

>>72884077
Trans anything is bisexual.

business idea: the only refugees we should be taking in are people actually oppressed (by muslims) in the middle east e.g. christians and jews. they are subjected to actual persecution and no one gives a single fuck and would rather aggressive unskilled cunts come here instead to deal drugs and leech off benefits.

>>72884124
Nah. Nobody from that region.

The only refugees I'll accept are Afrikaners.

>>72884102
>Who said anything about Trump?

>>72883970
>Trump, Brexit, one of their own (Masood) going full snackbar

odds i go to the 24/7 shop and get fags

evens i continue my endeavour to quit smoking

Brave Sir Nigel ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Nigel turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Nigel!

Need to go back to mine but don't want to leave the gf's

>>72884124
fuck off dunecoon lover
how about zero

>>72884151
Trump is a sign of backlash to Rasheeds getting cocky and trying to destroy Western civilisation. Will he do much? Maybe not. But hopefully in 20 years we'll have a Europe and North America free of Rasheeds.

>>72884029
8400 is nothing

>>72884043
Islam was never reformed like basically every other mainstream organized religion. It is stuck in the stage other religions were in over 500 years ago. they literally still throw rocks at people until they are dead as a form of state punishment. what else is there to understand about them?

tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society

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>>72884043

inbreeding

I reckon on I'm the only person that still uses sage correctly board on this runtpile of a board anymore

>>72884124
>e.g. jews

Hello Rothberg

have a dr oketer pizza in the oven desu

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buy stock in barratt homes

>>72884253
they're literally the best cheapo frozen pizzas available.

>>72884233
I find it funny how non-whites always accuse Whites of being inbred

We really a device that can depopulate Africa and Asia

We should never have fought WW1. Europe should've just teamed up to make the world white.

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the gf has depression again

>>72884253
literally just had one

https://twitter.com/paulh60/status/846683331848785925

>>72884291
give her a cuddle

>>72884291
give her 'ead a good rattling with a cabinet door

>>72884291
AWWW LITTLE STACEY SLUT DIDNT GET CHADS DICK LATELY?
AWWWW LITTLE SLAGGY SUSAN DIDNT GET TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS JUST FOR EXISTING??


AWW LITTLE COCKWHORE COURTNEY CANT FIND THAT PERFECT 6'6 RICH BIG DICKED MAN??
AWWW LITTLE WHOREY HELENA CANT FIND A JOB WITH HER ART DEGREE??????

there is no reason to have muslims in the west and plenty of reasons to keep them out

why are lefties so unwilling to challenge aspects of muslim culture which have no place in this country? or anywhere for that matter.
they constantly criticise the west for a million reasons but muslims get a free pass whatever they do.
really do not understand it.
any lefties here want to illuminate it for me?

too depressed to search for a better job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUGLC17f3HY

Rate his accent

>>72884414
Self hatred, cultural relativism

religion as a whole has no place anywhere though

>>72884414
because they're dumb

>>72884414
leftie
don't think so
religious life has no place in west

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39424944

Channel 4 employees and actors are terrified they might be forced to leave London

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>What the actual fuck is wrong with Northerners

>religious life has no place in the west

Haven't a pic' fedora enough for such a quote

>>72884356
i was enjoying this post until i read "whorey helena"
you should have put wendy instead

Why do rorkes and rasheeds type up useless strawmen of the weakest arguments and stances of the right and left?

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you know the posts already so I'm just going to post a 'dora

>>72884414

cultural cringe

>>72884511
do you pronounced wendy with a WH?

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>religious life has no place in the west

Once told I've got a "British" accent by a french guy, despite me being eastern euro. Bubble living.

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IF THIS THREAD GOES SLOWER THAN THREE POSTS PER MINUTE ITS GOING TO EXPLODE

>>72884535
no

Why do contrarians on 4chan feel the need to defend religion despite not being religious themselves?

>>72884563
enjoyed this post

>>72884509
What has Judaism related to this?

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>You are so blatantly Jewish its unbelievable

so you lot actually believe theres a magic wizard in the sky scrutinising everything you do?

really?

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cornwall twobh

Honestly an Englishman without the Anglican church isn't a real Englishman.

>>72884414
Islam isn't white, so criticism of it is racism.

7PM-12AM real awful posters hours who up

>>72884597
Jews have an extreme hatred towards Christianity and mock all religious people

>>72884518
they are mostly the youngest of us, still angry and full of teenpep. as time goes by they calm down and realise its all a waste of time and new ones replace them.

>>72884611
Muhammad was white and celtic

>>72884414
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

because they have to take everything to the extreme. it's some sort of stunt of mental reasoning. they are unable to see that tolerance only works when everyone is tolerant. tolerating those who are intolerant makes sense in their heads, because to them, they are still being 'tolerant'.

tldr they can't see that being tolerant of the intolerant actually increases intolerance within a society.

>>72884603
Is Truno a good city?

>>72884611
Christianity isn't white either

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>>72884603
Wales twobh

Am I right?

Audience: YOU'RE NOT WRONG

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>>72884606

why do rorkes constantly engage in these self-victimising circlejerks?

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Pythonlad here.

What do I need to learn in order to write browser extensions? Just HTML / CSS and JavaScript?

yank wife is the life goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unG9RBSVeps

reminder evolution is a psy-op designed to stop people questioning our existence

>>72884588
acknowledging that some religions are significantly worse and more dangerous than other is not defending religion.

why are [ideology i don't like because im told not to] do [thing they don't do, but im told they do], they should be doing [thing i do] desu

hate them desu

>>72884655
its truro and no.

leftism is a mental illness

>>72884628
But jews are religious and Christian need to be mocked, i gave up of religion because i've only met meme people at least here most of then are fucking idiots

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>>72884698
needayellowgftbh

>>72884628
>Jews have an extreme hatred towards Christianity and mock all religious people

what's wrong with that

taxtation is theft

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>>72884697
to increase suffering

>>72884603
poornwall
>>72884684
good post

absolutely love it when you're on a night out and the DJ whaps on some banger from like 8 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmF4GbA86E

have lung cancer with mets to spine and brain not even joking lads

>>72884697
>>72884721
ah yes, islam is perfect and shouldn't be criticised at all. good posts!

>>72884684
catherine zeta jones is welsh

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>Pythonlad here

>>72884663
One of the pillars of white, European culture nonetheless. Islam isn't. That's why the same who are so keen to criticise the former often defend the latter.

>>72884755
It's a necessary evil for a modern civilised nation. No taxes, no army. No army, no freedom.

babestation is theft

>>72883623
i know i bought 10 last week

Is Cornwall really a poor place or just a meme bacause is remote?

>>72884780
stop being ugly then

>>72884655
It's not a city. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I have seen better equipped villages.

>>72884772
who knew a dandelion could do so much damage? Not Denis.

>>72884780
yep, women serve as evolution's bottleneck

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Christianity is honestly the most patrician religion

truro is a lovely town what are you talking about you freaks

>>72884775
umm get better ok x

>>72884828
I'm not. I didn't complain about the fact of sexual nature, just stating it.

>>72884826
it's the poorest area in the UK bar NI. they have literally no economy outside the summer time from tourism and rich people that own holiday homes there.

>>72884826
its very deprived but is very lovely in many areas. Only on the coast though, head inland a bit and its boring. Devon (which is next door) is also very lovely but less deprived. Devon also has more variety in its loveliness. Doesn't just have a nice coastline like Cornwall.

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>>72884783
>manually downloading and renaming HUNDREDS of individual porn audios
>not expanding your mind and making the most of your computer

git gud

>>72884775
>thinks thats a banger
lee get out

>>72884776
i meant for you
>>72884862

>>72884851
>/r/christianity

just been flexing in the mirror

>>72884826
It's the poorest place in Western Europe

how come x be y when really z? smdh kek

[molyneux yianopopoulos gif]

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>leftism is a mental illness

>taxtation is theft

>so you lot actually believe theres a magic wizard in the sky scrutinising everything you do?
>really?

>Christianity is honestly the most patrician religion

>>72884826
its poor but it doesn't look poor, just no economic activity going on there
lots of chavs in some towns though

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>>72884870
>sexual nature

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jaw is a bit sore from the novacain shots haha....

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>>72884907
>born in le wrong generation xD

>>72884968
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys

>>72884991
what

>>72885012
>gif

fuck off

>>72884990
>novacain
Meme word for cum?

>>72884990
It'll be more than sore when I take it clean off you fucking yank mug

>>72884990
oh really? lets a have a look mate
*leans in close*
*slaps you right on your sore bits*
haha fucking cunt.

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>he hasn't done the SW coast path

screeching

fedora posting is literally all pakis do here. it's a surefire way to spot a paki poster.

>>72884776
Sorry to hear that. I've found self-hypnosis gets me through rough times. It's no replacement for professional medical care but it's good for handling physical and mental pain.

Silva method is the best way, but there are plenty of others. Once in a trance, just repeat: "I am comfortable, I am healing at 1000x the normal rate." Or something similar.

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/8059351/The_Silva_Method_-full_course_incl_workbook

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-Self-Hypnosis

http://trancedout.com/blog/betty-erickson-self-hypnosis-technique-for-stress/

https://hypnosistrainingacademy.com/4-powerful-self-hypnosis-methods-to-induce-a-deep-trance/

Don't give up.

>>72885028
>>72885039
>>72885041
is this the so-called "banter?"

quick reminder truro is NOT a city

>>72884973
I get it, it's just a totally remote state with no economy but is not poor itself, it just has a poor economy

cornwall is genuinely lovely (in the summer)

>>72884904
>learning python to do that
>not just making a bash script
you are on linux, right?

>>72885092
No, genuinely asking.

>tfw Irish Republican but /eire/ is the WORST thread on the entirety of this website because it's full of nothing but Dubliners and they're all gay paedos
fuck SAKE. Wish Dublin would die.

>tfw such an oldfag ive forgotten how to triforce

really feel like i could fall asleep now if i went to bed. wonder what's wrong with me

>>72885045
do the Coleton Fishacre walk quite often actually mate. plus many more.

>>72885139
sounds like you're tired

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A monk was walking through a market when he overheard a conversation between a butcher and his customer.

"Give me the best piece of meat you have," said the customer.

"Everything in my shop is the best," replied the butcher. "You cannot find here any piece of meat that is not the best."

At these words the monk became enlightened.

nigel did a cameo on a harry and paul sketch

>>72885122
it's actually unironically better in spring and the winter when it is not full of northern cunts who can't drive country lanes in massive povvo caravans. fucking hate. HATE.

>>72885132
it's what dentists use to numb your mouth here in yankland

i got seven shots of it today

>>72885136
I never forgot, they just banned the "blank" symbol that used to make it

wish i had a gf to cook nice meals for and go on scenic walks with

probably going to live and die alone though haha

>>72885189
I think you mean "think that's a redundant phrase", since all gays are paedos.

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>>72883625
Did you know Titan has lakes?

>>72885185
I know mate, already posted it.

>>72885148
is that the one with the steep bit

>>72885130
>you are on linux, right?
No but I'm on OSX so I could potentially still have done it in bash.

At the time though I just posted in here asking what I should learn to do it, some people said Python so that's what I did.

>>72884776
i feel your pain; maid dragon ends tomorrow

>>72885260
lots of steep bits

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>I think you mean "think that's a redundant phrase", since all gays are paedos.

new 19yo girl asked me for help today
i was stood over her and she was sat back from her desk quite a distance giving me a great view of her thighs in tights

the highlight of my week, probably month

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>>72885185
It's true! Doing a watch.

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>>72885238
methane lakes

wish i had a bf to eat nice meals with and go on scenic walks with

probably going to live and die alone though haha

cornwall is rammed with germans and dutch

can't see why when the alps are at their doorstep

>>72885296
>okcupid
Poor guy

>>72885238
Literally no way of knowing whether it does.

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listening to Abra

bit Little Dragon-ish but it's alright

I'm going to jerk off and wash some dishes, have a nice days guys

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If you don't fuck a woman this way she will never orgasm.

>>72885136
>>72885219
Any of the old characters will no longer work. Gotta use those top sikrit characters these days.

? ? ▲
▲ ▲

>>72885303
Not all priests are paedos, but all paedo priests are gay.

Gays are always child molesters. 100% of the time.

>>72885375
in greggs?

>>72885319
it's quaint. mountains aren't quaint. different kinds of beautiful. there's loads of them in south wales too, for the same reasons. literally all of them wear socks and velcro strap sandals, it's fucking repulsive.

is it dolfin in a bafftub?!

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>Gays are always child molesters. 100% of the time.
Ah yes, forgot about the so-called 4chan anime underage grills.

>>72885348
literally screeching at the fact that 50%> of /brit/fags prolly don't even know what a triforce is lel

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
SEND HER VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

O LORD OUR GOD ARISE,
SCATTER HER ENEMIES,
AND MAKE THEM FALL:
CONFOUND THEIR POLITICS,
FRUSTRATE THEIR KNAVISH TRICKS,
ON THEE OUR HOPES WE FIX:
GOD SAVE US ALL.

THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HER BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY SHE REIGN:
MAY SHE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

>>72885409
the best version of this image

BUS TURDS

>can use oyster/contactless in reading soon

the london powerhouse has no brakes

? ? ▲
▲ ▲

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there is as much liquid water on Europa as there is on Earth

>>72885136
alt 255 I think.

https://youtu.be/cQSFIwUYFKQ?t=20m

peng mix lads

>>72885530
We should steal it.

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By the way, the reason same-sex pedophilia is over-represented is because of your weird obsession with all same sex schools and churches.

It is obviously a flaw in your system since they attract pedos.

me on the left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRvRh612yWQ

>>72885497
bit racist lad

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>>72885329
>literal photo material
>U CANT KNOW!1!!

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there are more stars in the galaxy than there are atoms in the entire universe

>IT'S YOUR FAULT GAYS MOLEST CHILDREN
what did he mean by this

Why are Pakistani girls so attractive, lads?

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miss being a neet but the money is good

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>>72885497
when's Trudeau gonna make Canada a Republic? Hate the old posh cunts desu

>>72885497
literally the worst national anthem in the world
>inb4 rasheed
I vow to thee my country should be our anthem tbqhwy

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>There are more Indians on Earth than grains of sand

>>72885580

i wake up every mornin and stand proud to it

>>72885605
woodberry

>>72885594
Until a bloke goes there and has a paddle I'll take everything they say with a pinch of salt.

>>72885555
strongly sex-segregated environments always lead to sexual behaviour

hence greek pederasty, prison rape/sex, "ironic" homosexuality in british public schools, the rampant abuse in some muslim countries (such as afghanistan), and many more

watching 9/11 videos again lads

>>72885530
there are some planets in other solar systems formed entirely of diamond and gold

and yet here we are, fighting wars over tiny fractions of that wealth

hmm yeah rly makes you think xx

>>72885623
>paki girl
>attractive
Prove it mate

me on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T17VzztS60M

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>i wake up every mornin and stand proud to it

>>72885646

would like to be under your flag again daddy

>>72885676
i like the airtraffic control tapes from that day desu

>>72885530
as opposed to solid water or gaseous water?

>>72885345
would do this

>>72885605
to her

>>72885677
gold and diamonds are not really useful anyway
we can already manufacture diamonds for industrial use yet they are still "valuable"

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>>72885682

/r/uk is literally unreadable. I could have sworn it wasn't always this terrible.

Every single post is unironically hyper lefty, there is no balance. Even with somewhere like /pol/ you can never be entirely sure if someone is just being deliberately contrarian and purposely stirring the pot.

>>72885698

t. self hating brit and/or paki poo

kys, long live Britannia

>>72885682
why else would they need to wear the masks? its to stop pakis

>>72885737
me in the lorry

>>72885737
guess he was dying for a shit

>>72885734
water in general I should say, at least water that is not "in use" by life forms

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>>72885682

>>72885806
looks like ethiopialad

>>72885737
damn I've seen plenty of people-run-over videos in my day but never such an explicit popping of one's head. Genuinely pops like a zit or a grape.

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>kys, long live Britannia

still got to write 2400 words of my MASTERS LEVEL ESSAY by Monday lids

how fucked am i?

>>72885703
>>72885759
bit cucked desu lad

>>72885841
what's different about a "masters level" essay?

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>sheed

>>72885737
what height was he?

>>72885828
damn eh?

>>72885841

take some dexedrine and listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST353mDWL3Q

>>72885883
better than an undergrad

never used air bnb

This is a question to straight people in /brit/, so probably one or two of you.

Would you have sex with a man for a billion quid?
And not some little twink, I mean a full on hairy beast. He moans loud as fuck but you can close your eyes.

Could you do it seeing as you're the one doing the fucking?

>>72885883
its harder than a normal degree level essay that a regular brainlet would do

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>>72885763
Makes sense

>>72885873

i'll fight for the queen before I fight for "dude weed lmao" any day.

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>rasheed2.jpg

lads if i feel really bad about a girl having to have undergone an unforeseen, undesirable event because of something she did for me, does that mean i'm in love with her

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got a 1 word essay due by the heat death of the universe lads

>>72885933
im staying in one in july

kinda feel sorry for my dad because if i was him i would not have married my mum. i would have seen too many red flags with her liberal normie progressive attitudes.

oh well. at least i'll learn from his mistakes

>>72885972
M&S post

>>72885933
you should go for it lad

it's a really great and unique way to have a holiday

plus often much cheaper than hotels

stay with local hosts, over 800.000 listings to choose from!

>>72885937
>billion pounds¨

Yeah, who wouldn't? Try again with 10k or something.

>>72885972
>heat death
Haha, alri' Mortimer.

>>72885937
with a condom yeh as long as the following things were guaranteed

1) he would not touch me
2) i can have headphones in
3) i can leave literally immediately after i splooge

>>72886000
Welcome to Brazil faggot

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>i'll fight for the queen before I fight for "dude weed lmao" any day.

>>72885937
>billion quid

umm

yes?

I'd do it for £100,000

>>72886000
me running after the tyre

>>72886033
>3) i can leave literally immediately after i splooge
You must cuddle for one hour.

>>72886000
ouch

>>72885937
Would definitively do that for 10 grand
For a billion, I'd let him fuck me desu

>>72886067
>woah better stop this slow-moving tyre less it should suddenly pick up speed and kill again

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rasheed.jpg

>>72886000
what are we learning from these pillz?

nice digits ma nidgit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWa3LyvFOdc

>>72886022
>>72886057
>>72886089
why are all these homosexuals answering my question when it was only directed towards straight people?

Unfettered at last, a traveling monk,
I pass the old Zen barrier.
Mine is a traceless stream-and-cloud life,
Of these mountains, which shall be my home?

@72886051

how are the crops doin this year Paddy?

Imagine someone saw every single image/gif you've ever clicked on in /brit/ but with no context
SCREECHING
What must they be thinking

>>72886051
farmfoods post

>>72886138
looooooooool xD

>>72886116
hmm literally increasing my range level as we speak

what does that say about the way the world is going?

>>72886000
how is this a redpill

it's just an accidental death

>>72886163
will be in that airport tomorrow desu

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>how are the crops doin this year Paddy?

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a typical irish lad, don't ya think?

>>72885748
yeah. someone made /r/casualuk which is much more laid back but feels a bit neutered.

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>why no i don't hatpost

you can always tell who's new because they get really upset when someone 'doras their posts

if you post here you are going to be hatposted, deal with it

>>72886183
every death is accidental, and death can come at any time

luftballoons

>>72886224
>>72886224

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>>72886108
Ok pal

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>SCREECHING

>>72886138
sexuality is a meme and does not exist

unless you're referring to the state in which "gay" men believe that they do not find women sexuality attractive
(those people are rather silly)

>>72886108
Trevor McDonald?

>>72886211
Scouse perhaps.

Alright lads, so tonight I pulled a milf with fake tits. She claimed to be 29 but the elasticity of the shoulders skin doesn't lie. I'd say she's 34. We went to one of her mate's bar and drunk beer and eat oysters for free. I sang 'under the bridge' by the red hot chili peppers. The whole bar fell in love with me etc. I suggest we live so that she shows me her condo. When we got there I claimed that I didn't want to have sex because it's the first date but I was afraid of Std in reality, because of her tattoos and fake tits, she looks like a risky population. Still got a BJ and a TJ. I was going home and decide to chat a little before to be polite. She said that her profession is doing body to body massages (when earlier she claimed that she has a tshirt shop). Apologized for lying to me. I said it's ok. Went home. She invited me to come back to swim in the pool of her condo and sleep there sometimes. I promised I will. Feels good knowing that some schmuks pay for this when I got it for free + beer and oysters tbqh.

ah yes, the ol 80 ranged.

Ye shall be magic short bow spec'd in an instant, should you cross me

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>Bildschirmfoto_2017-03-28.png

is couchsurfing just a way of luring women to your house?

>>72885937
No.

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CORNISH INDEPENDENCE WHEN?!?!?! RREEEEEEEEEEEEE