One shot at live. You have two choices: 1. Be born to be a fat

2. Why even ask?

>>72810648
Cops make more money and can retire and become a scientist too.

>>72810889
With your high education for privileged only I highly doubt so.

>>72810889
Here cops earn almost nothing.

>>72810434
2. Of course

1.
I like the setting more than portugal

>>72810434
1. America is the land of opportunity

>>72810434
Can i be a fat cop in california county? if not then ill pick poortugal and move to brazil

>>72810434
1 please, could be fun.

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>>72810434
>Be born to be a fat cop in Los Angeles
>diabeetus says you gotta die in 10 years
>your grease clogged arteries say its more like 5 years *arteries lmaoing*
>get shot

>be a female scientist in Portugal
>be the elite of your country, and enjoy life in one of the most beautiful places on Earth

Doesn't really make you think.

>>72811733
>>be a female scientist in Portugal
>>>>>be the elite of your country
one and only one

>>72811111
>your high education for privileged only
did you get your education about usa on 4chan?

>>72811178
I mean here they don't make THAT much, but they are middle class I guess. I am not sure how much scientists in Europe make but probably not much either.

>>72812151
No, checked your top unis and their prices.

The only thing I want is the ball.

2.
Quit my job, start streaming and make millions off hungry neckbeards.

>>72810434
In fucking Los Angeles, gang capital of America, yea ok.
I'll take one number 2 as a male pls

2.
There's literally no reason to pick 1.

>>72812377
>top unis
I see, in other words you have no idea what you are talking about. Typical /int/

>>72812443
That's a good strategy, anon!

>>72812465
You can request to be relocated closer to home. Detroit?

2
How can you even pick the 1st one logically?

>>72810434
Yes.I would like to be the portuguese Kurisu Makise

>>72811178
That actually depends on your rank and position. If you are a Detective (Rechercheur) you will earn loads.

>>72815653
>Rechercheur
literally a french word?

>>72815856
Yes it's a word in Dutch (French origins) for Detective.