/brit/

JAN

DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT
DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT
DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT
DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT
DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT
DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT

*tucks you in*

leaving the old thread open incase ol' Janny McPastrygoods gets his grubby mitts on this

god isn't real

God and Jesus were real and our decline in power and relevance directly correlates from us distancing ourselves from them.

wish my mum wasn't a lazy bitch and done sunday roasts more often

>>72794278
fuck off kraut

>>72794291
Prove it

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How many millions of people did this nonce indirectly kill?

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me in the middle

how do you say croissant

The best part of a sunday roast it:

>>72794284
I really do want to know why jfs come here.

I mean, I like the vibrant diversity, i just don't know why anyone would want to come to this shithole, especially if it's not catered to them.

Bored.

what can I do to entertain myself apart from get piss drunk and play video games

>>72794303

be nice to your mum, she'll be dead before you know it. just imagine having to wake up on sundays and know she'll never be there again cooking your soddin roast

>>72794212
I used to go raving in London in the early 2000s, AMA

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>god isn't real

>>72794318
no they dont retard

>>72794348
this is the cultural heart of /int/

>>72794352
Make homemade lean with a cold water extraction

Just did all of my housemate's washing up AGAIN because he left a half washed up tuna dish in the sink for 4 days and it was starting to go off and make the whole kitchen stink. Had a chat with him about it before and he was all "Yeah sorry bro, I'll do it next time", but I suppose it was inevitable that he was a goddamn liar. NOT enjoying the flat-sharing life desu.

>>72794329
can't prove a negative
there's no reason to believe god exists
ergo
god isn't real

>>72794318
says pierce, then later peel. what a diverse set of instructions

>poothuania

>>72794342
WEW

>>72794212
just did one of those poos where you can feel theres another batch just on the edge of rocketing out but no matter how much you push it wont budge
very annoying

Losing the ol' virginity tonight at age 24.

Any tips? Really nervous.

>>72794344
cra-son

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not long now until the roast is ready

>>72794363
fuck off you old codger

>>72794396
Haha

Good thing we're leaving the EU and won't have any of those Poles, Spaniards or Italians taking up space that we can give to Pakistanis. Truly Brexit is the saviour of the white race in Britain.

>>72794366
ah yes I can't read

>>72794398
there's no point in piercing it though

NODDIN OFF SOME OXYS

>>72794422
cwa-son

>>72794363
Quality mate - what did you usually take? Bit of Mandy and a blunt is pretty solid for me at most raves.

>>72794361
>she'll never be there again cooking your soddin roast
she never is anyway
don't think she's done one since christmas

>>72794384
think I'd rather buy opiates than faff around with that

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In dieser Zeit sollte mir auch da Auge geöffnet werden für zwei Gefahren, die ich beide vordem kaum dem Namen nach kannte, auf keinen Fall aber in ihrer entsetzlichen Bedeutung für die Existenz des deutschen Volkes begriff: Marxismus, Judentum, und die Briten .

playing battlefield 1 and listening to latest millennial woes

comfy

>>72794419
just ask him to be gentle with you lad, it'll be fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gAYiUmir_w
tune...

can someone post that collage of amusing guardian opinion articles?

miss 00s 4chan lads

>>72794419
jam as many fingers up the backhole as poss

>>72794429
hopefully you realise your belief system is without any supporting evidence

>>72794480
got that but find myself dying every 10 seconds from snipers or grenades. not fun.

>>72794465
bit early to be this drunk lad

>Just want someone authentic desu

Imagine I have uploaded an unflattering picture of a portly man wearing a fedora.

>>72794458
Casual, alternatively you can take some nurofen plus, iburoprofen isn't that damaging you can take atleast 2grams of it without damage

>>72794212

wish i could mashed on pills in the hacienda
https://youtu.be/sx3lwaSoGps?t=2m56s

>>72794485
*hands you today's edition of the Guardian*
there

>>72794437
keeps the plastic from shrink-wrapping onto the food

>>72794445
Mandy wasn't very common until about 2003, I normally took a few Es and we managed to get a source for very good coke, when it was still about £40 per gram. I did crack a couple of times but yeah, not worth getting addicted to.

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they say it takes ten years to master something

what have you mastered /brit/

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Greenland is the only western-euro 'country' not in the EEA.

>>72794544
that doesn't happen if you just peel the corners slightly

>>72794509
That's not what faith is about :^) feel sorry for people that haven't experienced the divine

>>72794339
these retards are bench warmers and probably haven't seen a minute of play. I'd bet they're also roiding

>>72794547
what was an "E" if not MDMA

>>72794522
I'm imagining it and it's hurtful

>>72794551
doing bad posts on this website

>>72794544
>shrink-wrapping
foy

>>72794566
greenland's in north america

>>72794566
greenland is NOT a country

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>>72794514

Doch

Schon die oberflächliche Betrachtung zeigt als nahezu ehernes Grundgesetz all der unzähligen Ausdrucksformen des Lebenswillens der Natur ihre in sich begrenzte Form der Fortpflanzung und Vermehrung. Jedes Tier paart sich nur mit einem Genossen der gleichen Art. Meise geht zu Meise, Fink zu Fink, der Storch zur Störchin, Feldmaus zu Feldmaus, Hausmaus zu Hausmaus, der Wolf zur Wölfin usw. Nur außerordentliche Umstände vermögen dies zu ändern, in erster Linie der Zwang der Gefangenschaft sowie eine sonstige Unmöglichkeit der Paarung innerhalb der gleichen Art. Dann aber beginnt die Natur sich auch mit allen Mitteln dagegen zu stemmen, und ihr sichtbarster Protest besteht entweder in der Verweigerung der weiteren Zeugungsfähigkeit für die Bastarde, oder sie schränkt die Fruchtbarkeit der späteren Nachkommen ein; in den meisten Fällen aber raubt sie die Widerstandsfähigkeit gegen Krankheit oder feindliche Angriffe

Das ist nur zu natürlich.

Wir fühlen in Horsten und Höhen
Des Adlers verwegenes Glück!
Wir steigen zum Tor
Der Sonne empor
Wir lassen die Erde zurück.

Refrain:
Kamerad! Kamerad!
Alle Mädels müssen warten!
Kamerad! Kamerad!
Der Befehl ist da, wir starten!
Kamerad! Kamerad!
Die Losung ist bekannt:
Ran an den Feind! Ran an den Feind!
Bomben auf Engeland!

Wir stellen den britischen Löwen
Zum letzten entscheidenden Schlag.
Wir halten Gericht,
Ein Weltreich zerbricht:
Das wird unser stolzester Tag!

Refrain

|: Hört ihr die Motoren singen "Ran an den Feind!":|
Bomben! Bomben!
Bomben auf Engeland!
|: Hört ihr die Motoren singen "Ran an den Feind!":|
Bomben! Bomben!
Bomben auf Engeland!

>>72794551
shitposting

>>72794566
isle man?

>>72794566
Greenland is North America you spazmo. yank tier knowledge of geography

>>72794577
detect a bit of resentment in this post

>>72794587
not this shite again

>>72794551
breathing
walking
eating
drinking
shitting and pissing

that's about it

>>72794569
doesnt happen if you pierce the plastic either

>>72794334
how was he a nonce?

>>72794575
rasheed enabler says what?

>>72794481
>>72794495
Wanted some actual advice I'm really nervous lads

currently eating french pastries x

>>72794551
wanking

Reminder that Japan is the England of Asia.

>Island nation on the edge of their continent
>schizophrenic relationship with it's neighbours (half convinced that they are better than them, half convinced that they're better than us)
>more technologically advanced than its neighbours
>large overseas empire
>love of tea
>love of gardening
>love of fine tailoring
>love of each others housing architecture
>culture of deep-class divisions (allowing for a healthy societal structure)
>work long hours
>respect for military tradition
>just as the English have the Celtic nations, the Japanese have the Ainu people (Abbos of Japan, except they do more)

Can you think of any more examples?

>>72794593
Yes, that's why I used quotation marks, Hans.

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>>72794485

>omg le hacienda, le golden era

looks bait lmao

>allowing an unironic camera crew into the club
>all those lights

>>72794625
so? What i said is true. male equivalent of insta whores

>>72794551
The art of checking these dubs

Also walking into the store for the sole purpose of buying only 1-2 pieces of chocolate and not being autistic about it. Bought Aero and a toblerone yesterday

chooning a do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk

reminder that patriotism is literally paki-tier

>muslims, at over 80%, feel strongly British than any other group

Rorksheed

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>>72794580
An ecstasy pill, it was kind of a gamble cos we didn't know what the mix was

>>72794538
Same matey - sad that I could never experience the 90s raves. Everyone I met who went to them back then said that they were the shit.

>>72794661
what are you on about lad?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612179

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612179

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612179

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612179

INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT POLL

>>72794566
your image says otherwise

>>72794655
NEEED A JAP GF TO BE QUITE PERFECTLY HONEST WITH YOU FAMILY

>>72794692
thought ecstasy was MDMA

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>>72794623
>>72794591
Greenland is culturally European and dependent on Denmark. Are you saying these are not EU territories?

Reminder that Charles Darwin practiced chanelling and literally believed he was communicating with deities. There is no reason to believe in evolution from a man that believed in such nonsense

>>72794547
Ever get arrested? Do you go to raves anymore? How old were you when you went to your first proper rave?

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Why did they change the shilling design? This one was so aesthetic

How do people actually know what to do the first time they have sex? Can't imagine it.

>>72794743
ecstasy is the name of the pill

mdma is the active drug in the pill

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>drug talk
>club talk
>blog posting

>>72794352

800ug of acid

>ywn be coming up in some club somewhere up north as sasha comes on and drops this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubD5rW82IG8

>>72794743
>Greenland is culturally European
no they're not, they're some weird mostly eskimo shite

how was your weekend

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612196

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612196

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612196

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612196

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT POLL

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how do I get vallies past airport security lads? should I just neck like 50 mg before going through security or can I put them up my bum?

>>72794522
>Imagine I have uploaded an unflattering picture of a portly man wearing a fedora
no
now YOU imagine I have

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OH AND THE BOMBS RAINED ABOVE DR'DEN

>shilling on /brit/

>>72794743
>frogs kept their bit of south america
>we didn't
ACTUALLY SHAKIN RNTBH

>>72794763
I've seen enough porn and heard enough feminists saying porn isn't realistic to know what to do

>>72794754
because we haven't used shillings since the ealy 70s you utter spastic

>>72794691
>tfw so english i hate everything english

>>72794788
yeah was alri
planned to write a bit of my diss which is in in about 2 weeks but didn't
still got loads to do so a bit stressed
yasen?

>>72794712
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland%E2%80%93European_Union_relations
>In February 2014, the Swiss voted in a referendum to introduce quotas for all migrants in Switzerland. Such a quota system would, if implemented, violate the agreement between Switzerland and the European Union on the free movement of persons, and so terminate all the various bilateral agreements between Switzerland and the European Union.
Bilateral I agreements (signed 1999, in effect 1 June 2002)
Free movement of people
Air traffic
Road traffic
Agriculture
Technical trade barriers
Public procurement
Science
Bilateral II agreements
Security and asylum and Schengen membership
Cooperation in fraud pursuits
Final stipulations in open questions about agriculture, environment, media, education, care of the elderly, statistics and services.

>>72794616

IOM isn't in the UK or EU

>>72794743
Nope. Literally eskimos.

>>72794657
ty

>>72794773
Dude weed LMAO

>>72794800
head of airport security here, because of this post i am going to rectally search EVERY runt i see

>>72794788
pulled a turk on friday

slippin the missus the rodger on a sunday evening

>>72794742
Mandy is pure ecstasy crystal, cleaner

if you dont smoke weed you are a nonce

>>72794800
Just take your signed prescription with you lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtDLN4LoPZA
>>72794788
drink with some of the lads then I went to club but none of my friends were there

datelad here. going swimmingly somehow.

>>72794867
dire

>>72794853
Isle of Man is a Crown Dependency and certainly not a country.

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hmm

Old media is angry that they have lost control of the narrative and are now calling anything they don't like "fake news" as a last stand to stay relevant, the last spasm of a dying industry. Dancing with the devil in the pale moon light.

*dies*

>>72794919
middle class/gentrified turks are peng 2bh

VITAL poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612222

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612222

http://www.strawpoll.me/12612222

Only people that don't like drugs on /brit/ are either

a; too autistic to find a dealer
b; have no friends to partake in them with
c; rasheed

>>72794923
isn't toilet bog fart the main proponent of the term fake news?

>>72794780
I don't have any benzos and I would like to sleep sometime within the next 16 hours sadly

>>72794800
if you want them for the flight just put them in your pocket, that's what I do

otherwise just put them in your suitcase

>>72794833
played tennis, bought fresh food, ate outside, met people, enjoyed the sun, took lots of drugs, went places, slapped a tosser on the back of the neck while riding my bycicle at night

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>>72794907
haha yeah

they're prescribed

my band dropped a new single x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcQX7mfkepA

>>72794940
little a, little b

>>72794936
post pics
>>72794937
checked

>>72794940
I'm (a) and (b), however I do enjoy drugs.

to the veggielad, gonna cook some veg sosig and pasta now thanks for the motivation

>>72794961
sounds like a decent weekend

business idea: increased devolution for greater manchester

>>72794212
what are the lives of these 3 sluts, you think ?

my band are rereleasing an old song for record store day x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

got called an angloboy in /fr/

>>72795000
>thanks for the motivation
no worries m8 eating some gigantes plaki myself

on a scale of 1 to 10 how gay is it to get a blowjob from a tranny if i dont do anything to reciprocate

THESE CHICKS DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY BAND

>>72795045
fuck off krautboy

wanna shag that poppy

>>72795019
>living literally anywhere north of birmingham
the absolute state baka

>>72794961
total pleb

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thanks lads

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>>72795045
>going to f*

>>72794836
Andorra? San Marino? Monaco? Vatican City?

>>72795077
t. got slapped in the back of the neck

>>72794800

my plan is to take a little tin of mints and smash a few of them so there's debris at the bottom, and sprinkle chunks of xanax in there

this kitty reminds me of the gf when we wake up in the morning haha x

https://youtu.be/csnR6Yzog8I

>>72795040
me in the leather

so when scotland and northern ireland leave, can we become the united kingdom of england, kernow, mann and wales?

>>72795078
fake news
http://www.strawpoll.me/12612222/r

got called a krautboy in /brit/

>>72794750
No never arrested, still go to the odd event. I was 15 when I first went to the Drome in London.

>>72794940

Druggie degenerate here, I am too autistic for a dealer and have no friends. Not a paki though.

Snorted heroin alone in my room, wasn't fun.

>>72795138
kernow doesn't exist
the isle of man is NOT part of the UK

>GF always hated me smoking weed
>don't even know weed
>always went to weed and never have weed off
>always good with my weed
>always do everything else I have to weed
>only smoke on my weeds off
>last weed
>told me if I smoke again she would weed me
>fuckthatweed
>don't really weed it
>smoke some earlier as I'm off weed
>she asks me to go around to weed
>get weed
>weed in
>somehow knows I'm weed
>''are you weed?''
>weeding like a cunt
''weed''
>tells me to weed and texts me to not weed her again

Weed. Not really sure I even wanted to weed with someone like that anyway.

>>72795133
tbqh cuddling and kissing in the morning is up there as one of the best things about having a gf.

>>72794940
none of the above

don't even like sex
just like to cuddle a girl while we're both naked

its okay to be gay lets rejoice with the boys in a gay way

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post pics of your open tabs lads

I don't enjoy any human contact

>>72795198
don't post in these threads ever again
>>72795234
good post

oxys making my head itch

stir fry
burrito
maccers
or doner?

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>>72794212
nice choon lad

>20 and still khhv
Literally all I want is a cuddle and suckle on a pair of chebs, that's it, that's all I want.

>>72795262
*grabs your bum*

>>72795273
DONER mit viele schaf

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>>72795250

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>>72795250
rate

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wtf lads just got this off the boss?!

>>72795269
fugging junkie

what part of south london should I explore

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If anyone wants to download a copy of untrue by burial here you go x

>>72795319
shit b8

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>>72795325

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>>72795319
>DuckDuckGo

>>72795320
>hamza

paki detector is off the charts

>>72795313
you tried

>>72795348
thornton heath
go morleys innit

>>72795352
dubstep is gay

>>72795320
>Verizon

FOY

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>>72795320
what kind of name is hamza

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>>72795320
>hamza

>>72795320
>Hamza
Rasheed

>>72795352
*static and clunking noises for 4 minutes*

Ah yes I do love me a bit of Burial.

>>72795348
brixton

>>72795305
Hire a call girl

>>72795320
'sheed

>>72795363
literally not even bait, i was going to add a meme one but didn't
those were the tabs i had open at the time
>>72795370
delet

stuck my thumb up the gf's arse whilst shagging her earlier

she called me a cheeky bugger but admitted to liking it

>>72795423
but i want it to be real

>>72795373
and you replied

>>72795320
>Hamza
>Verizon
Yeah that's definitely you

listening to some Ian Brown lads. Music Of The Spheres to be exact

@72795446
Nice story bro
Make up another one

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>>72795250

>>72795273
burrito obvs

>>72795446
did you feel the tip of a log?
nastiest surprise ive ever had

>>72795451
Go to a nightclub and pick up a drunk girl who is also looking for sex, it's not that difficult

>>72795451
so having a cuddle and suckling on a pair of chebs isn't all you want then is it

>>72795464
Nothing gets past you does it mate?

>>72795483
Poor effort not actually loading the video.

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ah yes, my suspicions were right

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Officially not a virgin anymore

>>72795464
utter runtbag

>>72794547
Not OP, but have you ever done speed? Taking it next Friday and wondering if 25mg of speed with 75mg of mandy will be enough?

>>72795313
retard CUNT fuck you

>>72795515
that's a girly hand

>>72795446
I love the reaction on their face, initial shock but eventually they like it (normally)

>>72795499
ngl when this happened to me I used to take great pleasure in scraping out the poo from under my nails. i'd normally use a toothpick but sometimes I have to resort to using one of the prongs on a fork or something

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i'm looking around japan with street view and there are a lot of vending machines

>>72795515
I do a lot of other drugs but I always look down on weed smokers for some reason. They always seem so slow and dim to me.

maybe I should just get over it

>>72795530
fake news

>>72795515
>weed people

Runty af.

>>72795530
a fat smoker with a shitty haircut? lovely

>>72795534
retard nigger qeer fag


yw

>>72795530
nonce

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Officially not a virgin anymore

>>72795530
extremely large head

>>72795530
lol

that's a prostitute isn't it

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Officially not a virgin anymore

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average anti drug runt

>>72795533
Yes I did speed a couple of times and each time I did a lot of it cos it's moreish, but the comedown is absolutely savage and it put me off. The second time I did it I also drank a lot of redbull and I felt so rough for about 3 days that I thought about killing myself, I'm serious

Victorian Britain in the snow must have been the comfiest thing in history

>>72795593
enc

>>72795624
where do these people dwell irl
I want to see one

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>>72795593

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>Victorian Britain in the snow must have been the comfiest thing in history

>>72795624
guarantee that man is pro drugs

got the shite factory working overtime producing poos today

>>72795651
brighton

>>72795533
25mg of speed isn't very much and neither is 75mg of MDMA

personally I'd drop the speed and increase the MDMA to at least 200mg. Speed is not a very interesting drug.

>>72795533
Babby tier dose use atleast 75

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Post a picture that sums up modern America better. I'll wait.

>>72795593
looks bizarre and terrible lmao

my gf barely wears any makeup, love it.

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>>72795088
Memes but they seem to be working to be more integrated with EFTA and ultimately EEA I guess.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microstates_and_the_European_Union#Integration_Level

business idea: clone Queen Victoria so Britain can be comfy again

>>72795651
That's in Birmingham city centre at the end of new street when the German market's on

Can you get a Big Mac without the meat?

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so THIS .... is modern britain

>>72795676
t. never had good speed or sniffed enough

>>72795663
>commie


doubt it

>>72795707
yeah

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>>72795711

>>72795623

that's a cat mate

just went to the spar to get the items needed to do the old 'cide later haha

>>72795716
It just lifts your mood and makes you wired. It's fine but I don't know why you'd want to take it when MDMA is so much better, especially for music.

>>72795740
clap ham

Would kill myself if I had to commute in London every day on a packed train filled with pakis and niggers desu

I too agree that certain combinations of molecules should be controlled

>>72795711
>earphones rather than full-size headphones

guarantee this picture was taken 8+ years ago

>>72795762
MDMA is babbys first class a

clapped ham

>>72795593
Stop posting this little goblin

too high

yikes! put the wrong combination of atoms into my body and now i feel like shite

>>72795804
>before 9/11 Tony was a global hero

Al Qaeda really fucked him

>>72795782
imagine the smell

*turns my head*
*looks the 'cide straight in the eyes*
ah yes, it's time

>>72795799
don't know why you waste time typing out posts and filling out captchas if you're not going to add anything intelligent.

get out of my sight you wriggly little worm.

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>>72795804
NEW BRITAIN
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>>72795740
the pengest station

>>72795797
only runtbags use headphones

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>weed is harmful

>>72795875
Go and take your peasant drug that makes you act like an insufferable hippy

>>72795804
creasing

mental that weed is a class B
if they're not going to decriminalise or legalise it, at least put it back to class C ffs

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>weed isn't harmful

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the dream wife

>>72795701
you do realise she was literally a figurehead and parliament in the 1800s did most of the heavy lifting

LORD PALMERSTON

>>72795887
It's a shitter.

Blackfriars, St. Pancras, Kings Cross, London Bridge (since the new concourse) all BTFO Clapham Junction.

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what runtbag designed the colours for SWT

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Just had sexual intercourse with this girl (I'm serious), her tits were incredible

weed isn't harmful
*jumps off a bridge because my braincells are fried*

@72795906
Runtoid.

>>72795923
yes I have a basic history education

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>weed is harmful.

>>72795924
>extremely busy central stations
nah no thanx

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>>72795918
absolutely need a katie gf

weed is a shit drug

dunno what to have for dinner lads
no food left :/

72795950
triggered hippy

Why isn't weed legal?
???
???
???

>>72795955
haha

yeah that's me

(though I also know of disraeli and gladstone)

>>72795962
>>72795962
>>72795962

NEW

>>72795960
Yanks are the ones legalising it everywhere. All the 'DUDE WEED LMAO' brain-dead celebrities are Yanks. Says it all.

If you dont smoke weed you are brain dead sheep and should just kys tbqh

put weed in t'rolling machine every day and i'm only mentally ill so it can't be that bad really

>>72796003
>306 postss
have alerted the jan man

google murray bookchin

>>72795993
because the British government has absolutely no regard for personal freedom and this country is fundamentally opposed to Englightenment values by design.

nothing wrong with bunning a few zoots just don't be a DUDE WEED LMAO mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

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>>72795926
These ones look good, in fact I can't think of a franchise with better livery than SWT.

>>72795853
Like your mum's knickers. The fat grotesque bitch

> MDMA is for hippies and not literally every giga normie twat at the club on a weekend

fascinating perspective.

>>72796004
>t braindead

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the realistic goal

>>72796004
rasheed

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>because the British government has absolutely no regard for personal freedom and this country is fundamentally opposed to Englightenment values by design.

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The gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZznPrQQWNRo

need armenia to beat kazakhstan or i can't eat for the next week
ah yes, this is what life has come to

>>72795926
Those are some class 1990s colours lad

find women incredibly dull

the ones at work just talk about lipstick and ant n decs saturday night takeaway

whenever i talk about richard feynman or hegel they just look at each other confused, their robot brains haven't been trained to respond to actual discussion

>>72796093
cuttteee :3

>>72796050
>the British government has absolutely no regard for personal freedom
ehhhhh

you're not wrong but you're not right either

HERE