/cum/

me

Quebecois gfs

Sactown RUNS this thread

>>72775274
look at those filthy swine

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>>72775274
Huh???

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What about Tomoko gfs guys?

She deserves a bf too guys, stop being rude too poor little tomoko

>>72775184

Go back to the mainland

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>yeah dude we should play fifa tonight
>yeah see ya at night
>are we playing?
>yeah bud
>hehe we are gonna play

We never played.

>>72775308
Junior college is a fancy name for community college.

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>tfw pretty boy

Wish I wasn't so FUCKING gay buds

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the gf

>>72775300
more like ruins

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>no /cum/ friend to play video games to play with

>>72775308
In quebec education is like this:

Kindergarten- 1 year
Primary- 6 years
Secondary- 5 years
CEGEP (junior college)- 2 years
Bachelors degree - 3 years

>>72775329
TRICKED

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT0gRc2c2wQ

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>In quebec

>>72775345
You get points for creativity but you get deduced even more points for falseness.

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>>72775354
>CEGEP
That just raises even more questions

And why is your Bachelor's degree a 3 year degree

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La nostra regina bellisima!

>>72775338
This is so cute.
>>72775351
What do you play?

>>72775373
things happen...

Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7khiq25Xr0

Any commies here

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why are girls so dumb?

>>72775327
Nty, Taiwan is a better place to live than the PROC.

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>>72775357

>>72775338
I love her

>>72775395
Everyone here is a God fearing American except for the mulatto Frog

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Not gonna lie

The word "choon" triggers me and idk why

>>72775404
I remember that episode.

>>72775414
Lower class English slang is abhorrent.

>>72775379
Because if our bachelors degrees were 4 years we'd go to school for a year longer than the rest of north america.

CEGEP (Collège d'enseignement général et professionnel) is where you either learn a trade for 3 years, or spend 2 years in a pre-university program (some credits you earn in CEGEP apply to uni, like my microeconomics class for example, i wont have to take that in uni because i got over 75% in my final grade)

>>72775395
Only when i read Bauman

>>72775397
I love her too

>>72775404
I am le sex c fox lady at the end

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>>72775421
It's what got the show cancelled too

>>72775414
Stupid things kinda make me a little upset too.

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>>72775357
>yeah brah, just pop the collar!

>>72775426
I used to think senpai was of british origin

Do you know what makes YOU special?

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2hu

>>72775414
>>72775441
its called autism and everyone here struggles with it

its a disease, please be patient with each other

>>72775389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgv-S0H-Xng

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>>72775445
>I used to think senpai was of british origin

>>72775404
>>72775421
>>72775440
What show and why did it get cancelled?

>>72775462
Courage the Cowardly Dog

Cancelled because there were lesbian animals in it

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You're not succeeding in redeeming yourself by insulting others

Reminder that if you haven't seen police squad you don't know shit about comedy

>>72775462
Courage the Cowardly Dog
It was canceled because dumb suburban mothers accused it of promoting lesbianism.

>>72775462
Courage the cowardly dog, idk why was canceled

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>>72775474
t. Dooderbutt

>>72775473
oh ye, I remember that thing

Good times
>there were lesbian animals in it
the world wasn't ready yet

>>72775476
>police squad
Aren't those the movies with the sound effects guy?

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Reminder that if you haven't seen el chavo del ocho you don't know shit about comedy

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>>72775329
sad
fifa 13 is good >mfw 14 is shit

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>>72775482
>tfw my sister became a lesbian after watching that brainwashing piece of shit
So glad it's off the air

>>72775482
Are you lying about that, right?

Fuck Drumpf.

You whitebois are alright though.

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I'm going to stop trying to understand Canada's dirty commie ways

>>72775448
That's a big butt
2hu
2u
4u

Where do you get good escorts in the US? backpage skanks are disgusting and the other 80% are fake ads

>>72775503
No, I'm not.

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>>72775499
STOP!

STOOOP!!!!!


STAAAAAAAAHHPPPPPPP!!!!!!

MIKE!!!

MIKE!!!!

MIKE CUT OFF HIS 4CHAN ACCESS!

THATS MY IMAGE!!!!!!!

>>72775508

yessssssss validated

>>72775502
She was aways lesbian, stopping being that stupid, your grandfather isn`t a trap fag because of Bugs Bunny so why is your sister lesbian because of a cartoon?

>>72775518
>getting hookers
That's pretty degenerate if I do say so myself
>>72775527
Which Molymeme video are you referencing anyway?

>Courage the Cowardly Dog got cancelled because it showcased lesbian animals
>Legend of Korra will forever be remembered because they shoehorned in a bi relationship in an effort to make everyone forget that the show should have ended 3 seasons earlier
The world just isn't fair sometimes

why was Eustace so mean to Muriel, buds?

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>>72775462
Specifically which ep, pls?

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>>72775536
>she was always lesbian
Not when she was sucking my dick

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Today we have had a really nice string of great threads.

Keep it up

>>72775553
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2btkf5_courage-the-cowardly-dog-4070-the-mask_shortfilms

>>72775499
Chaves is a legendary show here, it still being broadcasted by a channel here

>>72775502
Reminder that lesbians are faking it to get back at their parents. Women are incapable of feeling higher emotions like love

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>>72775539
It's a /pol/ meme, I dont think he ever actually says that

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>>72775445
>I used to think senpai was of british origin
>mfw "senpy"

>>72775541
>>Courage the Cowardly Dog got cancelled because it showcased lesbian animals
It didn't get cancelled, it finished its run
>>72775518
Just be yourself

>>72775571
CUTE KOT!

>>72775539
>>72775582
There is a vid where he gets pissed at some guy calling in
I dont think he ever says those exact words though

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>>72775560
That line and all that pink annoy me

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>brazil is still watching reruns of a 40 year old show

not surprising desu.

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>>72775605
Literally said the exact thing a few days ago

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>>72775536

>>72775559
Was your dick getting sucked your you`ve been spying your sister?

>>72775586
>It didn't get cancelled, it finished its run
No. It wasn't renewed for another season because of that specific episode. Which means it was canceled. Canceled doesn't mean they pull it off the air right away.

>>72775482
>>72775502
How did it promote lesbianism?

>tfw I'll never suck Oyster Bays penor

>>72775634
Because it had lesbians in it

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>>72775605
>>72775616

I don't care.

This is not neogaf.

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>>72775567
My friend ty ty bless

>>72775641
It did?
I don't recall this

I don't like Mexicans and CHIs

>>72775518
I don't think good escort services exist outside large metro areas. I guess they would get a lot of customers via word of mouth because advertising would be bad for business and most of them are probably independent as well. Just think about how sketchy it would be to try to run an escort service.

>>72775625
>oooh oooh
>aah aah

>>72775634
There was a cat and dog dyke siccoring each other on air you dumb fuck

>>72775633
>. It wasn't renewed for another season because of that specific episode
You got any actual evidence to back that up or are you just going off of something you read somewhere on the internet?

>>72775651
The Bunny and the Fox were both girls and cute and they kissed so it's automatically militant feminist lesbian propaganda

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>>72775635
okay?

>>72775673
They were FRENCH

what an awful thread

>>72775668
Literally google it. Fucking everyone excluding you knows about it.

>>72775656

Man the only reason you say this is becaus you are such a fag that you feel good when someone reminds you that you had sex with Patricia.

It makes you feel good that someone remembers you.

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>>72775694
A nigger?

>>72775688
It's a bad feel

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>>72775704

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look at this gorilla

are dogface and whats his name still fucking? it was cute how infatuated he was with her

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>>72775701
Actually, it's because I don't like Mexicans and CHIs.
I also say "Fuck SoCal" and "Fuck South Dakota"

>>72775697
I did google it, and all the results that came up are just unsourced speculation and people jumping to conclusions
You know, like you're doing now

each post is worse than the last

excluding mine

>>72775719
she is pretty cute desu
Definitely my type

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>>72775719
He hasn't posted in a while

>>72775714
Obama looks better now that he's not that stressed anymore.

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i took this picture today

>>72775723
Do you hate me?

>>72775719
Yeah, they're still together. Her mom is a cunt tho

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>>72775723
>Finally relevant

Guess who's gonna FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

>>72775723

You are in love with me, shut up.

>>72775734
>liking dog faced balding tindersluts

ehhh so much for canadian "Standards"

>>72775746
SHINY PIDGEON

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>C*tholics

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haha woah

>>72775746
BOOBS

>>72775755
YOUR FATHER THAT POOR FAGGOT

>>72775776
Firebomb the orange desu
The Central Valley shall rise

I honestly feel bad for saying mean things to the Phoenix guy.

But it was Sacramento and footkraut who kept posting his gf pic.

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>dog wakes up from a nap and randomly starts limping
i cant handle this right now

>>72775776
Me to the lower left of Saint Louis

>>72775757
Yeah something about her is unsettling and she has a JUST hairline. Wouldn't mind schlonging one of Joseph Smith's disciples though

>>72775799
I stopped posting it and making fun of his girlfriend when he started getting mad.
He left after we stopped.

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So buds should I follow sports and pretend to enjoy normie hobbies to fit in with others better? I am in college and still have a definite chance of at least fitting in with normies

Do I?

>>72775741
>>72775751
she's probably running his life now, bad inlaws is a bad sign

>>72775776

>silicon valley surprisingly minor
>detroit surprisingly major

hmmmmmm

>>72775567
>ywn be a abusive and regretful husband like eustace
why even live

>its a "no work tomorrow episode and the liqour is gathering dust" episode

truly the ebst kind

>>72775823
its trying to encircle the most industrialised parts of the USA, so it includes all the suburbs of detroit where the jobs moved with white flight

silicone valley is contained

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>>72775820
Not like that, she's just a prude meany face apparently

>>72775823
The GDP is Detroit is half that of San Francisco
Orange doesn't mean it's the most relevant, it just means that it's needed to make the split even.

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>LONG(aka STRONG) ISLAND has more economic activity than all of Oregon

>>72775848
>silicone valley
Didn't know that HVAC was a big enough industry to warrant its own city

>>72775849
>she's just a prude meany face apparently
Really? I must've missed all of that.
Also didn't he post a couple of days ago? I remember him talking with the New Mexican poster.

>>72775823
I think it's just because the bay area is super dense

>>72775853
Obsessed.

It's almost as if Long Island has twice the population of Oregon.

>>72775819

You could do it, but honestly, what's the point? You probably won't enjoy the conversations anyways, because the topics aren't interesting for you. Give it a try, if you don't enjoy it you can still stop pretending.

>>72775882
We talk on Steam sometimes. He's been offline for a couple of days, idk what happened

>>72775897
I want to for social skills at least

I just don't know

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>>72775776

Is like that in all countries

>tfw orange

f-feels nice

Should I go to bed early or spend all night playing video games?

I don't support abortion, but I still think they should be forced on all C*tholics.

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>be me PM of Canada
>run campaign on legalizing weed
>instead I keep weed illegal and outlaw criticism of islam

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>tfw always go to bed at 11

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>>72775922
>spot the cartel activity

>>72775932
Its a good thing. The liberals will lose the next election and the CPC will get rid of the legislation with their majority.

Without harper at the helm it might even be not shit

>>72775938

DORK
O
R
K

if two dicks magically sprouted out of your wall, one 4 inches and the other 8 inches, which one would you suck?

>>72775940
los zetas are probably the most brutal and they operate on the eastern coast in the mostly blue zone

>>72775964
my own

Found two fantastic new electronic EPs.
https://soundcloud.com/segabodega/sets/ess-b
https://soundcloud.com/unonycmusic/dadras-nature-boy (http://unonyc.com/giveitaway/)

>Canadians call Quebecois people "cucked leftists"
>Bloc Quebec is one of the only groups to vote against that anti-Islamophobia motion
Makes me think.

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>>72775940
>cartel activity goes to GDP

dumb redneck, thats why i dont talk to you anymore (not really).

>>72775922
>spot in sinaloa and baja california
Well done cartels, well done

>>72775964
I'd cut them off and ask the local Priest if he'd be willing to perform an exorcism on my house

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Has a c*tholic ever contributed anything to this country?

Crime and shitty food don't count.

>>72775990
The French contributed a lot.

>>72775990
JFK you dunce

>>72775990

JFK got us interested in space

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>>72775990
>Has a c*tholic ever contributed anything
Your mothers orgasms?

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>>72775967
>>72775983
I was referring to the border towns you fricking DUMMY heads

>>72776006
cara is just triggered because his country is a literal warzone

>tfw listening to Greek Orthodox monk chanting

>>72775987
you should not harm a sentient being, so they might disprove if you remove them, but I am sure they would be willing to assist with a circumciscion

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Why can't I feel any emotions for my family and friends?

>>72775911
It might help you, you'd get to know people and start conversations. I just don't know if you'll really enjoy those though.

>>72775990
JFK was a solid American

>>72776015

you've been bitten by the autism bug

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>>72776015
You're just one of those cool edgy mysterious guys everyone wishes they were

>>72776002
>>72776003
>>72776005
>>72776023
spotted the subhumans

also JFK was a shit president

>>72776015
You don't exercise or go outside enough and it's giving you depression

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also of note: Johnny had fine taste in ass

>>72776023
>be JFK
>try to dismantle the CIA
>get your head blown off
>your assassin conveniently gets assassinated
>your assassin's assassin also convientenly dies in prison
Hmmmm

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>>72776024
I'm not autistic though, not even slightly
>>72776034
It's not cool though I really wish I could love people I should love

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>>72776038
Your mothers orgasm was fantastic though, do you not care for you mothers happiness?

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>>72776038
>also JFK was a shit president
I never said he wasn't

>>72776057
RIP in pepperoni based Jack

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Let's do a check up

Stalin?
>Protestant
Martin Burger King Jr?
>Protestant
Clintons?
>Protestant
Gadaffi?
>Protestant
Bruce Springsteen?
>Protestant

the list goes on and on

absolutely infatuated with me

I don't blame you, I'm insanely attractive

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>>72776040
I work and go to college and exercise daily. I have been depressed, so I don't think that's the case at the moment

>>72776078
What's wrong with Bruce?

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>>72776078
>Martin Burger King Jr

Anglo America belongs to the Protestants

>>72775799
Protip: anyone from Phoenix who isn't me is a total fag fuckboy cuck

>>72776090
A bunch of shitty singles

How do we kill this general >>72771000

>Protestant
Every president that wasn't JFK.

>C*tholic
JFK and Al Capone.

In GOD we trust

>>72776105

t. pleb

orange blossom
favourite flavour

>>72776090

He made a song for that movie that tried to normalize AIDS in the fag community.

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>>72776090
>BAAAARHN IN THE U S EEYYYYY

>>72776138
Philadelphia?

How to spot a bluepilled faggot: They think JFK was killed by a crazed individual ex-marine

who else is p. drunk

What kind of people likes Kotori

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>>72776114
They're having fun, leave them be

>>72776159

pouring some boosh now

>>72776100
agreed

c*tholics have no place in this country

>tfw not drunk in the least because I had to drive today

>>72776149
i think he's talking about RENT? i had some fag try to make me watch that when i was young, god i hate musicals

>>72776172
No. Mexicans belong here

>>72776159
Beer and tequila reporting

>>72776185
>tfw drove home drunk once
Very stupid idea

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President Bloomberg.

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If I have used people for sex and dropped them coldly, broken up with every girl I dates, bullied my friends, been a pathological liar, stolen, and destroyed a number of people emotionally could I be considered q good person if I did enough good deeds?

I have done bad things lads, how do I make it up?

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>>72776186
>Rent
Fuck you for reminding me about that garbage

How to spot a redpilled alpha: they realize JFK was ACTUALLY killed by an ex-SOG elite captain who used the marine as a scapegoat

>>72776159
Whiskey and whiskey

>>72776213
*subscribes*

>>72776213
>how do I make it up
Turn your heart to the LORD ok

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Everyone to the left of me politically should be rounded up and executed

>>72776204
I drove home buzzed and high
Twice
It was actually pretty easy both times as long as I focused on not dying

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>Everyone to the left of me politically should be rounded up and executed

>>72776239
Okay I am trying to do that, what next?

Who here actually had a meme, no matter how obscure of a following, take off?

I enjoy filling shallow trays with my urine and then soaking regular sheets of lined paper in them

i then dry them out and put them in a duo-tang and give them to people when they ask me for loose leaf during a lecture

the paper obviously looks like its been wet before and also has a yellow tinge. i just tell people i use scrap paper as loose leaf

>friend used his card as the deposit for the hotel
>has the car keys and is still not here
Half of me wants to just leave and catch a greyhound

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>>72776246
>still using this meme site

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Would you a Finnish slag??

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>>72776246
>radical centrists

>>72776213
once the ratio of bad to good actions tilts in favor of the later, you'll be considered a good person by my arbitrary criteria

>>72776268
>tfw caught a megabus home from a collegetown because my ride wanted to go back at 8am while we were hungover

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>>72776276
Yes

I have arizona iced tea, raspberry lemonade, and regular lemonade, plus brandy or vodka

howsabouts should I mix this

>>72776262
I created the *unzips dick* meme, I'll be charging royalties starting tomorrow

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>>72776224
January 20, 2021

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>The Year of Our Lord, MMXVII
>not being a radical centrist

>>72776291
He went out drinking without me so I'm just here at the hotel
Pretty mad tbqfwy

>>72776262
I've never made a meme but people have reposted my OC on numerous occasions

>>72776311

pour vodka in glass
drink it

>>72776261
idk bud

>>72776314
No you didn't.
>>72776262
I made the Ancient Finnish Empire meme and made some pretty commonly used Pepe memes
I was made a lot of the Gondola memes that Scary Pizza invented

>>72776311
>mixed drinks

Sip the brandy or take shots of the voddy

anything else is gay

>>72776352

literally NOTHING wrong with chasers

>>72776333
He better deliver

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What is this thing?

>loads 10k songs onto a microSD with a volume of ~3mm^3
Remember when you got 64MB on a hard drive the size of your palm and payed 40$ for a meg of memory per ram stick.

>>72776357
*everything
ftfy

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>drinking alcohol
Milk is the drink of champions.

>>72776369

nothing

>>72776357
I admit to using chase when 100% sober and predrinking, the after taste prevents me from taking more shots

>>72776262
Sometimes I see people repost things I posted, but never a proper meme

>>72776371
>Drinking milk
Enjoy your manboobs

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>>72776371
>buying into obvious farmers' economic propaganda

>>72776368
why does battery tech progress so much more slowly than processors or storage its fucking bullshit, i want a one week charge on a smartphone

>being a lactose intolerant Mestizo

>>72776371
I ran out of milk

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Goodnight

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*downs a glass of 2%*
I feel like I could lift 1000 pounds right over my head.

>>72776412
embarrassing

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Has anyone on /cum/ ever "friendzoned" someone?

Lactose tolerance and pink nipples are the ultimate white test

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>>72776417
May the blessing of the rain be on you—
the soft sweet rain.
May it fall upon your spirit
so that all the little flowers may spring up,
and shed their sweetness on the air.
May the blessing of the great rains be on you,
may they beat upon your spirit
and wash it fair and clean,
and leave there many a shining pool
where the blue of heaven shines,
and sometimes a star.

if I had some liquer, I could make a white russian

dammit

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>>72776435
>having a girl to even firendzone

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Do you think it can breed?

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>>72776435
Yes, girl asked me out to prom obnoxiously in front of the entire class and I told her that rude and said no

>>72776435
Probably friendzoned at least 4 girls by this point, other girls i didnt want to be friends with so i just ignored them

I was friendzoned by one girl (the prettiest girl in my year in hs), then i dropped the whole oneitis idea because its the antithesis of what turns on women

>>72776408
It's more expensive to test it. I think that they were developing a latticework battery as opposed to a sheet based one but it's really expensive to manufacture

>>72776459
Only one way to find out.

>>72776262
I made OC once and posted it a couple times on 4chan, next thing i know it's on Reddit with a couple hundred upvotes and I see it posted on occassion when the relevant topic comes up
I had a giggle when one of the Reddit comments was (paraphrasing here) "who made this picture?" and the reply was "obviously someone with a good sense of humor"

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Im starving, we were supposed to go out and nothing.

Pretty sure there is nothing on this goddam house.

>>72776468
Also I she wasnt objectively the prettiest girl, just the "queen bee" and acted accordingly
>>72776473
SUBSIDIES

>Norway will build first ship tunnel that will be 121 feet tall and 87 feed wide and a mile long

>>72776459

If it breeds, we can kill it.

>>72776435
yes, a few. It was always kind of awkward.

>>72776490
>not a tax credit
It's like you WANT the legislature to block it

>>72776408
Well the material limit of efficient batteries has already been reached with Lithium ion batteries. Lithium is the most efficient possible chemical for standard designed batteries. (I'm really talking out my ass but I think it might be true)
We're only just now reaching the physical limits of silicon processors/germanium transistors/etc.

This weed must be pretty strong
Alex Jones is going crazy on joe rogan llol

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>>72776487
Are you a NEET currently?

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Theresa May is so beautiful

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>>72776480
Check it out

made a brandy arnold palmer

Im in gods hands now, buds

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What color are these nipples?

>>72776435
Only 2 I guess, one wasn't interested in me anyways. But for the most part girls are just cute/attractive or they're not, I never really think of the friendzone being a thing -- it's kind of hard to explain, but call it what you want.

>>72776492
cool

there will be one china btw

>>72776526
>people thought that she would be the next Maggie Thatcher
Top laff

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/tasmanian-tiger-australia-thylacine-predator-hunt-science-queensland-a7649561.html

Tasmanian tigers might be still around buds

feelss like im about to vomit
again

Friendly reminder that dark hair is superior to light hair.

>>72776548
Brown

>>72776548
brown

>>72776462
fucking roasties man you did the right thing

>>72776548
Looks like a brioche

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The perfect woman.

>>72776553
Drumpfy is such an idiot. Theresa is too good for him.

>>72776459
I don't think it has a legit uterus if that's what you mean

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>>72776548
Light brown

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>>72776580
>>72776584
>>72776587
>>72776598
What about these

>its an calgary-kun should be in rehab episode

remember when we made fun of your islamic arby's memeflag haha

>>72776602
Also brown

>>72776578
Correct

>>72776548
bacon colour?

>>72776608
im on the waiting list

>>72776602
lighter brown

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>>72776548
>>72776602
I really hope these arent yours and your gfs

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>>72776611
>>72776621
>>72776623
>>72776629
How about this?
>>72776629
No

>>72776622
not memeing? i wish you came from a family wealthy enough that could put you in one immediately

http://www.nextbigfuture.com/2017/03/africa-will-triple-its-urban-population.html

>>72776639
Pink

Why is it sparkly/10

>>72776629
They're prosthetic nipples with stupid color names, and I'm not a nipple color expert so I want to know what /cum/ thinks

*masturbates to a yuru yuri doujin*
i feel sick

>>72776629
>gf
All male nipples so far.

>>72776602
sweet potato colour
>>72776639
peach maybe

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*licks the crumbs off your bum hole*
mmmm it's like catching snowflakes on your tongue.