Drunk edition
>>72769009
who /jim beam/ here
/a/ + Filipinas es latino.
>>72769009
Selamat pagi teman-teman.
>>72769009
>tallcans of bud
i think im gonna puke boys
>>72769053
I really like indonesia desu
Cool place
A chill runs up your spine and crawls into your brain
The freezing touch of fear, it's driving me insane
Although you try to fight, dragged from the silence where you hide
>>72769047
love your flags, baby
I was just joking in the last thread buds
need all my good buds in /cum/ to pray for the Ducks
>>72769037
was last night. Got a bit left.
>>72769098
Aboot?
>>72769071
Our feeling is mutual, I really want to visit north America.
The beer of patricians
I'm gonna set fire to South Dakota's corn
I had an Indonesian boyfriend once.
>>72769110
Senate ISP bill
>>72769065
You're right, they're the face side of the monopoly coin that is american politics
>>72769116
Great post
>>72769116
>5.9
>Pabst
wtf I love Canada now
>>72769115
Stay with me!
>>72769147
There aren't coins in Monopoly you dingus
>>72769134
I like South Dakota tho
>>72769155
Are you a girl?
>>72769173
No
>I had an Indonesian boyfriend once.
>>72769189
Was he cute?
>>72769141
p gay bud
I don't enjoy the company of those who are attracted to members of the same sex.
>>72769189
He was a total sweetheart, a bit on the slow side, though.
>>72769167
"monopoly money" is a saying in english you ignoramus, coins are money
and monopoly itself the game is an allegory to the american pursuit of profit
>>72769182
Where are you btw?
eat some juicy chicken
>>72769218
Illinois, the greatest state in the union
>>72769217
>dumb shit
Shan't
/cum/ game night when?
My neighbor's dog won't shut the fuck up
>>72769009
wait what
>>72769262
I'd be down to play cards against humanity desu
actual choice of patricians
get that pisswasser out of here
>>72769262
What do you want to play?
>>72769246
>Illinois
Chicago?
>>72769284
Hello malaysia
I really like your country
I have been to a lot of malaysian cultural events recently, cool stuff
>>72769293
That looks like it would be good
>>72769305
If he was from the 'go we'd know
>The Sports Network
I hate Muslims.
We about to drink some PBR
No bottles at the club, nigga, we at the bar
>>72769305
Rockford
>>72769333
Strong, belgian type beer. Not for sissies
>>72769343
seeing danny brown live was an unreal experience
5 mans deep mosh
>>72769009
why?
>>72769368
I'm not a sissy >.<
>>72769369
I like /asean/ and I like /cum/
Fuck Kansas
Fuck California and fuck Californians
>>72769352
>Rockford
Really? What is it like? I had no clue about American cities besides the popular ones.
>>72769394
What's wrong with Kansas?
>>72769386
you like /sea/men? xdxd wkwkwk
actual choice patrician
get that water of piss out of here
First for I decided to stay in for the night
>sex friend wants me to drive 25 minutes to his house just to bang
I have cereal and pajamas on, why would I need sex right now? I mean, come on
>>72769406
i agree, but i'd apply both statements to so-cal only and the latter to all of california
>new MEXICO
lol
>>72769414
It's a CIA blacksite
>>72769394
replace the "K" with an "Ar" please
I'm going to make homosexuality illegal.
Do Canadians drink this trash?
>>72769465
Aransas?
>>72769446
dont have sex unless you actually feel like it
its just awkward otherwise
>>72769491
when you need a 24 pack for 24.99, yes
>>72769465
It would be Ark you retard
>>72769446
Well? Are you gonna go get some fugg?
JUMP NIGGAS LIKE FUCK 1 ON 1
>>72769465
>Fuck Aransas
Retard
>>72769464
Like Detroit? Sounds ominous.
>>72769491
middle aged working class men drink labatt or coors light
>>72769246
FLORIDA BEST STATE ALL OTHER STATES ARE SHIT
YOU ARE THE ILLINOIS STINK YOU ARE THE ILLINOIS SMELL EWW I CAN ALMOST SMELL IT
>>72769491
"Molson" is Canadian for "beer" dontchyakno
>>72769514
s-shut, im drinking
Just realized I can't get hard on my own anymore
>>72769491
Is that their Bud?
>>72769538
THIS THI THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS FLORIDA MASTERRACE
>>72769009
what are some /cum/ memes?
It's in my DNA cause my pops like to get fucked up the same way
It's in my DNA cause my moms like to get fucked up the same way
DNA, DNA cause my senpai like to get fucked up the same way
>>72769556
I'm not gonna fall for that one again.
>>72769586
>>72769414
It's all right
Basically a city of rednecks and brown people
Comfy though. Kinda get aspects of both a major city and rural areas
>>72769553
lmao
>>72769586
That California is a livable state
>>72769504
>dont have sex unless you actually feel like it
>its just awkward otherwise
I don't, and I especially don't feel like driving 25 minutes for it right now. He's overplaying his hand a bit.
>>72769514
No, I'm going to put on 7 Days to Die and get bored in 10 minutes, read some more 4chan, get bored again, and then fall asleep on my futon with my dog
BUT GUESS WHAT BITCH I'M COMING BACK
GUESS WHAT BITCH I'M COMING BACK
>>72769572
Idk but it's so shit. Back home my friends italian grandfather used to exclusively buy this shit and I have no idea why
Friendly reminder that Catholics are not real Americans.
>>72769632
What animal is this
>>72769612
>>72769607
thanks for sharing
>>72769482
neat
>>72769586
Someone post BABY
>>72769610
Sounds like an idyllic, quaint city. Do they accept muzzies?
>>72769644
>tfw proddy father let my mum baptize me
>>72769647
/cum/ beastlet
>>72769647
Das Juden
>>72769620
That sounds fun
>>72769634
>Eyetalian
EYO
Y
O
What the fuck kind of city name is Albuquerque
>>72769684
Yes we have a mosque
>>72769691
clean
Rate my list /cum/ :^)
http://listovative.com/top-15-greatest-history-leaders-of-all-time/
ummm wtf america????????
>>72769700
a city full of dummies
>>72769698
When I was a kid I thought most Americans were italian, it's funny for me to come here and see everyone treat it like it's a huge novelty
>>72769700
the south west is one big meme
>>72769666
I genuinely didn't notice the negressofa at first
>>72769612
my relatives are in california
tell them I said hi and that I miss them
>When I was a kid I thought most Americans were italian
>>72769740
say that again Canadian boi and me and my 'Zona boys will come pay a visit to nantucket
>>72769702
Any interesting landmark?
>>72769729
>Dixiecucks think this is a good argument
>>72769739
I've been arguing with tony soprano this entire time
Listening to Mac DeMarco and browsing. Who else /cum/fy here?
>>72769773
you mean they aren't?
thanks buds for all praying for the Ducks
really meant a lot to me!!
>>72769773
Who are you quoting?
>>72769666
lmao, why doesn;t she just get move. No wonder blacks have always been behind
>>72769689
>tfw my Catholic mother raised me as a Protestant and gave me an """English""" (actually French) name
>>72769700
It's named after a city in Spain
>>72769739
There are a lot of Italians here for some reason. They make it a point to tell you that they're Sicilian and not Eye-talian
>>72769773
I thought no one lived in Canada tbqh
>>72769788
Shit wrong pic
Listening to XXXTENTACION and browsing.
Who else /cum/fy here?
>>72769806
t. German
>>72769666
me on top
you may only reply to this post if you are NOT a victim of male genital mutilation
>>72769807
Sicilians are Arabs
>>72769775
Not really any I can think of
Lots of native american monuments and stuff
Nothing really of international note desu
>>72769818
that's true though
>>72769855
I didn't ask and I don't care
>>72769853
Sup
>>72769853
thanks mom and dad
>>72769853
do muslims not do circumcisions?
>>72769853
Hi
>>72769872
Dumb homo
>>72769890
Depends on the region
>>72769853
i still got my dick skin
Listening to Cocteau Twins and browsing.
Who else /cum/fy here?
>>72769787
No you havent schmuck, I never said I was italian I just grew up in a very italian neighborhood.
>>72769807
We used to joke with my Sicilian friends and tell them they werent actually Italians. You'd think they'd be proud of their regional identity but it really pissed them off
>>72769853
ayy
>>72769853
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>72769293
tastes like a bitter butthole desu
>>72769853
oh shit what up
>>72769905
GOD DAMN IT
>>72769857
Really?
Have you ever visit Indonesia?
Does /asean/ like taytay?
>>72769951
They only like Thai ladyboys
>>72769891
Annoying chicano
>>72769905
>it really pissed them off
It's almost as though they know that Sicilians aren't white
>>72769940
No, but I have a few Indonesian friends
I hope I'll come visit it with them one day
>>72769951
why do women make videos like this
film up close and act like a cat
>>72769970
Decent taste desu
>>72769979
>CHI
Literally wrong, you dumb Catholic.
Reminder that SICILY IS NOT ITALY
Fact 1: Sicialy is not part of the Italic peninsula
Fact 2: It is not certain that the italic tribes ever inhabited Sicily
Fact 3: Gauls were given senatorship before Sicilians in the Roman Empire
>>72770004
girls are cats, too. get over it you cis white male.
>>72769940
idk what I'd visit in Indonesia. It seems like most of the touristy places are just old temples
>>72769853
*peels back hood*
wanna sniff?
>>72769981
Then you should visit cities with cultural significance like Jogjakarta or Bali.
>>72769951
no,Kpop
>>72770038
my sicilian friend actually says he's probably part african. he's pretty proud of it
>>72770042
w-what
>>72770033
Unlikely
i already places my switch order.
wonder how long will it last to arrive.
>>72769928
Weak, as to be expected of """"people"""" that roast their meats into unrecognisable cinders rather than enjoy the natural flavours
>>72770077
t. Catholic scum
Why are you using CHI as an insult anyway? They're your Catholic brothers.
>>72770062
Post some
>>72770090
>bing, bing, WAHOO!
>>72770043
You can also visit some of the beautiful tourist destinations like beaches, reefs or mountains.
>>72770045
>tfw didn't know what circumcision was until I saw my ex's foreskin
>uncut heathens
enjoy not having a covenant with God
>>72770090
what game did you get beside zelda?
>>72770050
Is Jakarta pretty bland?
>>72770091
>Argies char their meat
Maybe they're nigger after all, because blacks do the same thing.
>I don’t think I was born gay. I don’t think I was born straight. I was born the way all of us are born: as a human being with a seemingly infinite capacity to announce myself, to re-announce myself, to try on new identities like spring raincoats, to play with limiting categories, to challenge them and topple them, to cultivate my tastes and preferences, and, most importantly, to love and to receive love.
What the fuck, i wanna fuck Genghis Khan now
>>72770108
I do not watch kpop,sorry po
>>72770099
They aren't really Catholic
>>72770111
I'll keep that in mind
>>72770155
what card game?
>>72770114
bit gay
>>72770187
Autism: The gathering
>>72770135
Not really, it has a lot of historical buildings and museum. But if you really want to experience the authentic Indonesian culture then maybe you wouldn't find it in Jakarta.
>>72770144
Not sure if they char per say but argies are allergic to a rare steak
My gender is male, but my fluid gender is Hawaiin Punch
surf's up, cis scum.
>>72769009
>sharing a thread with Ind*nesians
Disgusting
>>72770091
shite maybe the guys in shanty towns.Ate from a whole cow leg today and it was deliciously tender
>>72770207
i always knew you were a fruity flavour
>>72770150
Isn't the liberal narrative that gay people can't choose?
>>72770199
Just a bit
>>72770209
I didnt realise how badly indonesia violates human rights until recently
worrying
Anglo America is Protestant. The only people who are allowed to be Catholics are Quebecers and Cajuns.
if you dont support the mets you're not white
If you eat your meat anything other than medium rare you are fuckiing waste of oxygen.
>>72770201
Yeah I get what you're saying
Thanks man
mexican snacks and candy (not the traditional ones) are better than american and canadian snacks
*motions toward you*
>>72770207
I sexually identify as Arizona green tea, check your privilege
>>72770271
*flinches*
>>72770274
>not purple drank
Racist
>wanted to play maple story
>download it on steam
>shit doesn't work at all
ay
>argie enters the thread
>mexico gets triggered and not so subtly tries to b8 them
>>72770256
:)
i really wish you hadnt linguistically genocided the cajun, they were originally from canada
>>72770235
Arizona is the only tea i drink desu
>>72770187
no idea
>>72769607
I love how everyone is in disgust of libertarian left.
>>72770125
I actually didn't.
But the WAHOO reply makes me laugh.
>>72769951
She is popular among the girls. Not me though, I prefer classical music.
>>72770300
I know where Cajuns came from, anon.
>Not me though, I prefer classical music.
>i prefer classical music
MEET THE METS,
MEET THE METS,
Step right up and greet the Mets!
Bring your kiddies,
bring your wife;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
because the Mets are really sockin' the ball; knocking those home runs over the wall!
East side,
West side,
everybody's coming down
to meet the M-E-T-S Mets of New York town!
Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the streets,
where did they go? To MEET THE METS!
Oh, they're hollerin' and cheerin' and they're jumpin' in their seats,
where did they go? To MEET THE METS!
All the fans are true to the orange and blue,
so hurry up and come on down -
'cause we've got ourselves a ball club,
The Mets of New York town!
Give 'em a yell!
Give 'em a hand!
And let 'em know your rootin' in the stand!
Come on and MEET THE METS,
MEET THE METS,
Step right up and greet the Mets!
Bring your kiddies,
bring your wife;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
because the Mets are really sockin' the ball; knocking those home runs over the wall!
East side,
West side,
everybody's coming down
to meet the M-E-T-S Mets of New York town!
Of New York town!
>>72770310
also nigger
>>72770297
>implying i'm trying to bait Argentina
*tips*
>>72770300
Also by Quebecers, I mean French-Canadians. If you're an Anglo-Canadian Catholic, you deserve genocide.
>>72770366
Don't bully the Islander
>>72770257
If gregg watson isn't your cricket captain you're a poofter
>>72770342
>the only thing left is the "bienvenue en louisiane" and the french quarter
>>72770380
im a religious
Labbat Blue
Budweiser
Tecate
>got 3 (you)s from the last 5 posts
This one sjw chick in csgo is calling everyone retarded rednecks because they dont go to college lol
>>72770244
That's really horrible what they do in West Papua especially
if you're not anglo you deserve to be culled
>>72770396
dont watch cricket you queer
Sewers to the slums where I'm from
Yeah I'm gettin' dumb
Yeah I'm feelin' numb when that herb fill up in my lungs
Does this really happen in American schools?
>>72770386
I am an islander,he is an archipelago'er. Our hockey team is literally the islanders. I dont b8 myself
>>72770406
not even a positive {you}/post ratio and you're bragging
how green are you, boy?
>>72770417
Yeah, its basically fucking genocide.
Indonesian travel ban and embargo when
>>72770427
>tfw half Anglo and half Wop
>tecate
>>72770414
asked a csgo girl to suck my dick once and literally the entire server started white knighting her
>>72770310
>he doesn't drink any kind of hot tea
actual faggot detected
>>72770462
Lol fucking dweebs
>>72770438
no, we dont let off warning shots
>>72770427
>half blue eyed anglo
>half caribbean black
this isnt even my final form
>>72770438
>tried reading it right to left
I need to stop posting here
>>72770450
All ratios are positive
ଲ( ω )ଲ
>>72770438
are cheerleaders don't dress like that, and we don't hide the guns in the back like that.
>>72770506
>tried reading it right to left
did this too. Only because it's black and white tho I think.
>>72770447
>tfw I'll never live on Long Island
>>72770516
That's what a pierced nipple looks like btw
i accidentally brought a handgun to highschool once, forgot i left it in my backpack lol
>>>/pol/118302705
The redpill on """moderate""" muslims
Remember blasphemy is not free speech
>>72770506
im basically innumerate, pardon my ignorance
>>72770450
>Indonesian travel ban and embargo when
I don't think it's gonna happen in a near future because the foreign media is forbidden to enter West Papua, thus to show the Indonesian brutality.
I have been fapping to an unhealthy amount of trap/sissy porn lately.
How long before I finally turn gay?
>>72770548
It's also a doujin
Anglos are superior to frenchies in every way tbqh
Every fucking day we have the same shit about catholic vs protestants, for the last time
>Catholics
Founded by Peter on Jesus orders.
>Protestants
Founded by some guy named after a fast food chain.
>>72770553
Why would you want to live there?
>>72770603
>finally
bruh i gots some back news for u lmao
>>72770594
what did you do?
>>72770605
link?
>>72769683
>>72770530
its not a CC or even open carry, he's illegally armed and waistbanding it like a nig
Who else /Eyetalian/ here
>>72770620
Luther's burgers? Why am I missing the reference here?
>>72770653
https://exhentai.org/g/1042647/53e461b8b0/
>>72770620
>dude you can't have indulgences
>ok we'll get rid of the indulgences
>uhhh, guys Catholics are, like, REALLY bad ok
>>72770633
The Jews won't nuke their own
>>72770638
>learning youre gay is bad news
cis hetero-normative posters need to LEAVE
>>72770653
>what did you do?
nothing, i just always had it with me, forgot i left it in there, typically kept it in with my socks in my room
>>72770699
>the Reformation was only about Indulgences and nothing else
Dumb Papist
>>72770603
You're just lonely, go fuck a hooker
>>72770708
Homosexuality is a bad thing
>>72770699
Uh do you not remember they staged the Holocaust and killed 6 gorrillian of their kin for political immunity?
>>72770741
How is it bad
>>72770739
>the Reformation wasn't about petty bullshit
Dumb protty
>>72770755
>muh holocaust
Never happened, my point still stands
>>72770686
Martin Burger King Jr. (i know)
>>72770699
>>72770699
>this is wrong
>oh yeah well is fixed
>p:but mmm i wanna marry my sister and my second sister too and have kids that are also my grandkids
>>72768607
>send a password to schoolmate because lazy
>tell her not to reply and to delete email right after she gets it
>replies ok
>later replies again to the email with the pw
all on microsoft accounts btw
>>72770781
Participating in homosexual behavior is a sin
>>72770741
Will the hooker have a penis?
>>72770822
>christcuckery
Pass
Friendly reminder that the Great Schism and therefore the Fall of Constantinople were directly caused by the fact that the Pope is a powerhungry and corrupt pagan who split the church for the purpose of increasing his own power and wealth.
>>72770833
I'm sure you can find one with a penis
>>72770846
The great Schism happened because dumb easterners can accept that the holy spirits comes from God and Jesus.
>>72770816
the part that got me was that she was replying to that email for an unrelated conversation
catholics are fucking weird lads. its just orthodox lite
Friendly reminder that the Great Schism occurred because the other Patriarchs were buttblasted retards who couldn't stand having another guy higher than them in the Church's pecking order
>"Dude I'm Christian lmao but you should worship me like I'm a god though"
>"Also I'm more important than the other Pentarchs because I said so"
>"Worship me or be damned to hell"
>>72770915
No the Pope was pissed that the Orthodox church in Constantinople picked a patriarch he didnt like and he was butthurt that the Byzantines converted the Bulgars before he could. Basically just a power hungry bitch
Friendly reminder that Catholics were in the same position as Spics today and that nobody wanted them in the country.
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160627-i-am-gay-but-i-wasnt-born-this-way
>>72770974
>muh strawmans
The true mark of the buttblasted protty
Fun fact: Quebecois are the most powerful race in the WORLD.
>being the successor of Peter doesn't account to anything
You dumb protestantcucks should burn in hell.
>Strawmen
The Pope literally demands worship, though. Catholics are pagans, not Christian.
>>72770983
>falling for Greek propaganda
>>72771065
>more strawmen
The will of the pope is the will of God.
And not only the future of the Church was at stake, the future of Western europe was too, Greeks have always been moors in disguise.
>>72771071
>voting for Drumpf
>>72771044
>the pope is the successor to Peter because the pope said so
The true successor to Peter is the Patriarch of Antioch. And unlike the Pope, Peter did not demand worship and didn't see himself as holy.
>>72771067
You can't.This is Hell.
>>72771067
haha rude but I completely and wholly agree
>>72771109
I am Greek
>>72771122
>Russian fowl demanding verification of your claims.jpg
>>72771120
I'll fucking KILL YOU AAAAAAA
>>72771026
This
>the will of the pope is the will of God
>mfw papists live by the whims of Pope Francis the cuckold
>he will of the pope is the will of God.
>Pagans unironically believe this
>>72771125
Hello Kitty?
>>72771141
Yes yes
>>72771161
>
The See has been empty since 1958 bud. Vatican 2 was a mistake
MIKE CUT HIM OOOOOFFFF!!!!
MIKE!
MIKE!!!
MIKE!!!!!!
CUT HIM OFF NOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!
>>72771122
The only historians that do not believe Peter reached rome are anglocucks.
The Pope does not demand worship.
>Papists have to kiss the feet of Muslims
>Papists have to open their anuses for Muslims
>Papists have to let Muslims fuck their wives
>Papists have to let Muslims ruin their countries
Lmao'ing at you, pagans
>traps xD
>i-im a faggot guize how about u Xd lmao
this general is trashed
embarrassing to be a fucking leaf on this board.
>>72771189
When did this happen lmao
>>72771201
>protties HAVE to be buttblasted when true Christians are near them
>protties HAVE to ruin the thread with their baseless claims
Buy some cream for that asspain lmoa
>>72771222
It never did but it's fun to post
>>72771201
You're such a vindictive, bitter little kraut Jesus Christ
paptist?
more like pap test
pap test?
more like brap test
brap test?
more like
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Will be escaping Canada in 5 hours
>>72771234
>It never did
disappointing
>>72771248
Good post
>>72771249
Where are you going?
Also why the fuck are pr*testants defending those pesky jew orthodox.
And no cucks, the will of the pope is not the will of God, i literally made that up.
>>72771250
2bh that was my same reaction
why don't you fucking fags post grillz like we used to before this general turned to shite
New
>>72771267
I'm not protestant
>>72771309
Because vagina worship is beta as fuck
>>72771309
Dillion Harper looks like Seth MacFarlane
>>72771309
>like we used to
it was literally just you and some mexican spamming your shit
fuck off
>>72771120
I'm with her :^)
*enters the thread*