/cum/

/esp/

>>72639158
excellent post my friend

Just got home from work. How's everyone doing today?

>>72639190
are you... pent up?

>>72639190
Oh pretty good I guess, How are you?

>>72639216
You are a very bad poster

>>72639190
making fat stacks and smacking fat ass, you know how we do nigga, /cum/ 4chan lifestyle

Just a reminder that liking "cute" asian women means you lack testosterone and need to get off the fucking computer and eat a piece of red meat

Tom Brady seems bro as fuck

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>>72639404

Not sure if I want to go down to a bar only to find out they don't have MLB Network..

Fuck white people

>>72639492
i bet they have it at your local sports bar

Emma why are you so timid little qt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i61O-uTCy_k

whats a good age to start to settle down?

>>72639561
Yeah, I think you're right. Even if they don't the game is gonna end up being 4-5 hours so I can just slam a beer and catch most the game at home.

>>72639598
23

>>72639598
early thirties but don't marry.

I'm a nigger fido practitioner, but that's only because my dog's name isn't fido

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Brady and Taylor would make the best power couple ever

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debate me

>>72639598
Define settle down
If you mean get married, then never desu

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Reminder that if you dislike TayTay you hate America

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What are your thoughts on little white girls with really big butts?

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>>72639781
Love em

>>72639598
"Settling down" is a meme

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>/cum/ wants to ban this

>>72639882
got a problem bub

>>72639656
>>72639728
Why never get married
West about kids?

>>72639690
Abortion isnt murder

>>72639923
>deciding what is and isn't alive based on your own convenience

i'm so unlikable

>>72639819
White girl butts are cute

>>72639916
I've seen enough people I know fall for the marriage meme and are all a lot more unhappy than they were beforehand. Add to that how easy it is to get completely assraped in a divorce and it seems like a no brainer desu. If you're going to have kids have it outside a marriage imo

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>>72639819
not big, but not bad. Fit enough to be fun.

even animals hate me

I'd never date a girl with a phat ass because then its a given you're dating Tyrone's sloppy seconds

i'd never date a girl with a big butt because my dick is too short

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>>72639954
Truer words have never been spoken
>>72639949
>>72639993
I like you sbain

>World Classic isn't popular enough to be nationally broadcasted
>our pastime

>>72640060
going all they way in is only for her pleasure which doesn't matter

>tfw neurotic
kneegrows don't know this feel

I actually know a Syrian refugee. He runs the counter at a vape store. He doesn't card and blatantly sells whatever to highschoolers
Maybe I should tip off the police

>>72640094
The tournament itself means shit, not the sport

US didn't even send their best squad

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>>72640207
Sounds like a based lad

>>72639938
i doubt chicgo is any better

if i found out i have native american genes i'd kms

>>72640352
breh I'm 1/431th cherokee I could kick your ass

a gorilla could kick my ass too, i still don't think gorillas are superior to me

>tfw no herroin-chic spanish gf to go bailandoing with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiWtqVtd1Oo

i don't care what girl guide is but I'm glad they won't come into my great country, they deserve to get quebec'd

>>72640437
t.guy from melilla

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>perfect societies don't exi-
Why is there no private pension plan option

all my posts are low iq garbage

trump
more like DRUMPF

lol

>tfw you're a pathetic excuse for a human bean

>>72640634
being*

>>72640563
>women voting
>Sodom & Gomorrah 2

>>72640601
haha I get it, I too watch the jon olly show (slang for john oliver show) and I gotta say, fuck trump.

where does he get off? firstly, he's a bit rude, isn't he? by a bit I mean there are probably about 9001 (internet humour) instances of him being an asshole, racist, sexist, misogynist, transphobe

second, he's not very smart. if we didn't live in a dumbass, racist republic, neil degrasse tyson could probably make it into the office. that's a real president right there. then we'd get school off for pi day XD

anyway, I'm hoping we can impeach DRUMPF and kick off this eugenics program so only smart people can breed tomorrow's voters. I know my kids are gonna vote tyson 2064 lol

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>oh cool another spanish speaking poster
>is a complete moron

God, if you hate me just say it.

>>72640782

I don't feel that way when an actual Spaniard posts, though

>>72640782
yo tu hatez

indio de mierda

>>72640782
it's a spanish guy who is bored probably

>post in mammi
>nobody responds

:(

oye vato ese pinche verga wey

>>72640842
aren't we all

wtf is mammi.

How do I take the gay pill? Seems so much comfier than being a heterofag

>>72640895
A turd in a bowl of milk.
Very good, very cultural.

>>72640898
that's gay

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sup fags

>>72640921
also gay

>>72640921
nothing

stop being gay

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you are gay

there's nothing lower than a native american

I'm going to start namefagging.

anime is gay

>>72640982
kiss my ass mierda

*stops namefagging because it's gay now*

>>72640968
kys

un pobre manolo resentido

What would a /cum/ meetup smell like?

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>tfw everyone wants to be like me
>tfw everyone wants my attention
>tfw everyone wishes they were me

>>72641001
It was always gay

My pronouns are she/him/theirs.

>>72641040
cum lol

>>72641061
my pronoun for you is she/her

>>72639190
Just woke up for the third time

>>72641040
Curry and stale corn tortillas

native american arrows were wooden and they fought naked

>>72641040
farts

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USA about to play Puerto Rico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKK29VftuS0

I'm a massive fucking faggot.

>>72641044
kys weeb fgt

>>72640876
Post DEEDEEDEEDEE

>>72639598
I started settling down at like 20. Then my gf who I was going to propose to left me at 22.
Spent a year depressed and drunk.
Then worked at an office for a bit to continue the settling down trend.
Realized Even though I've done alot. I've missed alot and I'm still super young.
Getting ready for military service and then want to spend a year in Africa fighting poachers and then just traveling. At some point in the next 6-8 years will get my masters in Economics or just my MBA and find a decent job and continue the trend of traveling. Will try and have a kid or two. But never again do I want to consider marrying someone.

feels bad being a nigger

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>D-DAD I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK!
what do?

>type "Anonymous" into name field
/devilish/

>>72639404
He's not even pressing charges against the mexican who stole his jersey

>>72641164
ok

>>72641207
fuck you faggot, you got a problem?

>>72641189

He should.

Fuck that nigger.

>>72641164
No one can ever tell.

literally used my spanish speaking skills to sext an argie girl
feels good man

*scopes you out*

>>72641213
haha calm down neighbour

*hugs America*

cum has really gone from shit to absolute dog these past weeks

got called a douche

I do not understand what is going on in this web site.

>>72641266
*jerks you off*

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>tfw you're an absolute dog
>but you want to be an absolute cat

fuk this thread

How do I see other people's names?

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>cum was good before

Cum has always been shit, hence the shitty thread meme.

>>72641316
do you have any battletoads

>>72641330
T-that's lewd, Burger-san!~

>>72641337
*fuks u back*

>>72641225
Hola bonita, penes quieres americano tu?

i'm seriously losing sleep over the possibility that i might have native american genes

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>tfw I made cum terrible
My work is complete

NIGGER

>>72641376
I helped

>>72641163
Are you winning, son?

@flamingfaggot
>he thinks I'm namefagging because of him
how cute

>>72641375
>>72641375
>>72641375
>>72641375

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>>72641343
gee your old!

>>72641390
hey

>>72641376
kys weeaboo

>>72641376
No you didn't, /cum/'s been terrible for a long time now.

native americans are the most primitive and weak race

they fought naked with wooden weapons like a bunch of monkeys ffs

Looking at some old Kingdom Hearts videos and holy shit was the animation terrible for the first game.

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I KNEW I would destroy /cum/ one day

All of those times you called me a cuck, WHO'S the cuck now?

canada is for NIGGERS

native american tribal wars were like the gombe chimpanzee war, that's how primitive they were

>>72641447
cuck

GIVE ME THE DELEGATES

the wars between the spaniards and native americans weren't even wars by european standards

>>72641484
neither was the war between brits and colonists

WE GOT NIGGER CATTLE
WE'RE HERDING THE NIGGER CATTLE

nigger

>>72641365
si si penis americanis

i'm pure

Greetings, fellow lizardmen.

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>>72641447
you

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I'm a 5'11 amazon and I know some azn martial arts and practice HEMA. On a scale of 1 to 10, how lesbian does that make me sound

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>>72641520

You goys like wrasslin?

Is this the shitposting thread?

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>>72641559
>amazonia
>gay
Nah, you just made this deliciously femdom hetero.
Rape me.

>>72641569
only if I get to slather myself in oil and shove my hand down my opponent's (who is an equally greasy hairy Turk) pants

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>im going to fail my test friday

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PASKA THREAD

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>>72641587
Only if I can do this to you first

>>72641629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s009hbg5JfUm

>>72641659
why do you take dick up your ass

>>72641663
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO POST THIS
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT FINNISH ARMY

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I did it
I destroyed /cum/

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I made this meme

>>72641683

how many fingers can you fit up your asshole,faggot

ʕ˙ᴥ˙ʔ

>>72641693
I shitposted this thread to death before you ever even saw it

>>72641709

let me tell you about my balls

>>72641535
muy bien mami

wish i was a trust fund babby desu

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Rate my french class /cum/

>>72641736

you re such a faggot you disgust me

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>>72641738

>>72641766
me on the left

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i hope rng are better

>>72641766
unironically never been around that many brown people before

>>72641769

you like being a fag?

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>>72641768

>>72641766
>University of Toronto
>no white people
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.

>>72641766
We need to drop a hydrogen bomb on Mississauga

>>72641766
me on the right

>>72641780
cant even write, fuck this shit

>>72641766
>mississauga
me on the far right

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>>72641639
I'm at your mercy.

>Mississauga

lmao canadians dont even have real words

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Note:

The correlation between a posters severity of depression and the intensity and amount of their ironic shitposting.

>>72641787

ta fuck is wrong with you?

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>>72641786

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>>72641819

smoked crack for the first time. not too bad

>>72641846
this is some really gay shit my man

destroy all of ontario

>>72641818
who is this?

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>>72641700
I miss gondola posting.

NEW thread
>>72639150
>>72639150
>>72639150
>>72639150

>>72641900
gondola was a bad meme

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>>72641858

>>72641922
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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72641922

>>72641931
reported for garbage outside of /b/

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>>72641922

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>>72641922
Janitorial staff will not be pleased

I think I was born in the wrong country

>>72641952
Nice file name

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>>72641999
uuuu

i can't stop posting stupid shit

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>>72642029

>>72642050

what do you think about that?

>>72642082
Oh what the hell, i guess so.

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wtf I love wrassling

>>72642107


That just means she likes what I like.

oh dear

>>72642018

I love my Grandma Jenelle, shes the sweetest person in the entire world, and God bless her. BUT SHES OLD AS FUCK!

just puked up dinner

>>72641981

You cock suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Getting my asshole fingered by a street hooker never felt so exhilarating

>>72642191
good man

>>72642269
thanks u2

>>72642107
why hasn't all of this been deleted for spam yet

>>72642291
Because I haven't reported it yet.

>>72642291
Not spam. Quality content.

WHY DON'T LOVE ME ANYWAYYYY

>>72639150

Saw a strange dream where my friend killed stalin when we got our degree. I told him "what the fuck dude, you just changed history" but he acted like he didn't do anything

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I love this site.

not a single 3-digit iq post in the entire thread

>>72642414
see >>72642387

>>72641999
SpainiANO can't count. Many such cases. Sad!

>>72642387
stop trying to ruin my thread

USA USA USA USA

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>Another day wasted on 4chan instead of doing something productive

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>tfw my Grandfather is racist

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>TFW you wasted thousands of hours on 4chan and videogames instead of doing something productive

>>72642492
Whenever I see USA I can't help but see the left part of the U as the west coast ans the bottom right of the A as florida. I could probably figure out japanese in less than a day, i think just like them desu

that's tony's bike don't touch it boss

>tfw wasted thousands of hours working and studying when I could have been honing my shitposting skills

Is sex as good as it looks or is it just like masturbating using a wet hole?

i just don't give a shit about anything anymore

>aussies can kill a shy and very rare carnivorous marsupial
>can't kill anything else

>tfw have shitposted for over a decade
>still suck at it

someone make this faggot stop posting

>started 4chan back in '16
>best shitposter ITT

>>72642720
same

>>72642846
I'm not going anywhere

i really made myself look like bad in this thread

i really made myself look bad in this thread

>>72642880
>>72642846
>>72641999
>>72641776
>>72641716
SNAP

Jorge and I are the same person

i'm shameless

I feel like I just woke up from a trip
I just shitposted 2 hours away on /int/ and /pol/ basically trying to enforce that abortions should be allowed because you can take the baby bits and just attach them to other babies like a potato head doll and also bugging some iraqanon who was getting mad because I was asking for sex advice

I feel like some autistic shitposting hydra with jekyll and hyde faces except I don't become evil I just get more retarded
help

>tfw somebody tries to ask your ethnicity by saying "where are you from?" and you pretend to not know what they mean to annoy the shit out of them

It's the little things that keep me going in life.

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>>72642926
>>72642957
You're a good guy senpai

LMM, Ags and myself are all the same person

>>7264090

i know, i am a great guy, but i have this bad habit of making myself look like an asshat on the internet

fuck >>72643080

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>>72642544
>tfw my grandfather is racist
>tfw he insisted that he was white even though he was clearly at least partially mixed
>tfw his son is black

this is the board where i get the least replies

I'm a nice guy, why don't girls like me?

/b/ is where i get the most replies

Is autism not a good thing?

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>>72643057
>>72643083
>>72643108

Just be urself and post the posts u want to post

>>72643096
You gotta have a big dick

>sushi box says salmon
>doesn't look like it's just salmon
mkay

>>72643156
7 inches isn't big enough nowadays?

>>72643173
never was

>>72643187
Does jelqing work or is it a meme?

escargot my car go 160 swiftly

>>72643205
do you have a job yet or are you still in school?

i'm a pyromaniac

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Holy shit I spend like 3 month with 50% less audition due to extreme earwax acumulation
Now I just got from a cleaning and I feel like they installed a new audio sofware in my head cause i can hear an ant taking a shit now it's incedible!

>>72643300
graduating in a month. still searching for a job

>>72643347
Yes, I have to get them cleaned all the time, I know that feel. Difference is astounding

either heard a gunshot or someone popped a tyre
>there was a second pop
hopefully its just random fireworks

>>72643350
Some sort of computer nerd autism degree/job?

can't resist the urge to post something stupid

Do you accurately account for your received tips and pay appropriate taxes on them?

>>72643383
pretty much

>>72643397
dank

>>72643381
>alabama
checks out
could be an engine backfire too

>>72643388
that's a donation nigga
I think donations only get taxed up to 10k (idk desu)

>>72643458
well, past $10k

can't stop being an internet spazz

>>72643506
something tells me you are not spaniard

>>72643517
he is grek

>>72643388
It depends
Cash handed to me, no. But when I'm given a tip via credit card, it shows up in my paycheck which is taxed

Just finished a book buds
What should I read next

>>72643517
is it my low iq

>>72643533
the bible

>>72643533
the bible

>>72643533
the Odyssey by Homer

>>72643551
>>72643556
Koran is more redpilled

>>72643533
the manual to your car

New
>>72643564
>>72643564

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>>72643573
I'm 24 and have never owned a car

bible > runerocks > torah > vedas > bigly powergap > qr*n

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>>72643597
Snitches get stiches, kid

>>72643602
Nah, torah is the OG and is thus first

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Filler post

>>72643599
I fantasize about owning one or a motorcycle
changes by the month

I've always wanted to put thumbtacks in a nerf guns and have a battle. It's low powered, but still painful so you don't have to put in too much effort unlike airsoft (which is also based)

>>72641922
>>72641922
>>72641922
only waya it'll go awya