Yorkshire tea edition
First for me
Unemployed
the vicar gave my family a crate of yorkshire tea at christmas as he'd accidentally ordered two
>>72562425
JUST
mr. janny, tear down this thread
Got work in 15 hours
Sir bill cash says we are going to ask Germany for the debt we cancelled after WW2 if they ask us for money after brexit.
up for work in 3 hours and haven't slept yet. send help
>>72562425
skipped work
>>72562440
work in literal 1 hour
have to leave in 20 mins to commute in order to satisfy mr O.Vey.Shekelstinerberg
>everyone always goes on about how iPhones are overpriced shit
>always had them
>never gave me any trouble
>decide to try something new and buy an S6 edge when they came out 2 years ago
>look after all my phones
>big purple line appeared down screen for no reason
>screen barely responds sometimes making it a bitch to text
>micro USB port is knackered and I have to boj it in everytime I charge my phone
Thank fuck my contract is almost up. Any good phones out/coming out to look out for?
>>72562464
>not working flex time
Does anyone remember when they used to play the national anthem after the news at night or s this Mandela effect? Was this just a Manitoba thing? I know we're the only province that still mandates GSTQ to be sung in schools.
>>72562299
this, they stopped doing it ~2012, I guess 'twas due to p.c.ness
>>72561677
>Alan Johnson isn't even on Twitter
>he IS on This Week
THESE, I can endorse.
Why can't I just be fit without doing anything?
Really annoys me to see all these hot guys in porn with thiccc arms and everything else being so goddamn perfect.
>>72562478
>Mandela effect
it's called the Baronsteen Effect
>that family member who always wants to borrow money because they spend their own money on shit and are always skint
>borrow them some
>they say they'll give it you back in a few days
>that time comes
>hear nothing
>they would be perfectly fine with you forgetting about it and not paying back
>have to eventually ask for it
If someone borrows you money and you say you're gonna pay back on a certain date, don't have people fucking having to ask for it back.
>>72562502
w-what?
>>72562459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVZAx9kbDZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bsqQIYIP3E
>>72562514
Stop lending money.
Ah, here it is. This is from the 90s but it definitely continued into the 2000s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOuyAQg2lH8
Im frting
>>72562514
Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry
Hahahahaha the child killer couldn't even outlive the queen. IRA BTFO
>>72562582
just what i was thinking :)
Sad!
>>72562618
Rorkes win again
>>72562601
>>72562618
dumb nordies
>>72562529
Bearenstein bears effect
Does Lionel Messi have an autism?
A wolf in sheeps clothing....
Or a sheep in wolfs clothing....
What scares you more?
Welcome to my house of mirrors, where nothing is quite as it seems...
The reason the media's gone to shit even worse in the past few years is due to social media, mainly Twitter.
They try to compete with Twitter for clicks and their sources are often from Twitter which can often be unreliable.
The BBC used to be the gold standard in objective, fair, unbiased reporting.
before, I thought:
>animal husbandry was about farmers marrying their animals
>"doggy–dog world"
>several = 7
>fees were "frees"
>Brazil mostly spoke Spanish
Paki gf WHEN
>A wolf in sheeps clothing....
>Or a sheep in wolfs clothing....
>What scares you more?
>Welcome to my house of mirrors, where nothing is quite as it seems...
>>72562665
people have been complaining about the media not reflecting their snowflake opinions ever since someone invented the media
Is this the real life...
Is this just fantasy...
Caught in a landslide...
No escape from reality...
>>72562661
a wolf in wolfs clothing
>>72562665
So what are the best news sites these days?
>>72562708
/pol/
it's more objective than the bbc
>>72562691
But who invented the media?
>'dora143
his folder is expanding at collective levels never previously known to /brit/!
>>72562677
When Sadeeq Khan becomes P.M.
Ban money. Absolutely insane that someone could mug me on the street for a piece of paper.
>>72562665
>bbc
>gold standard
top kek. read media lens
im a straight white male, everything reflects my opinion :)`
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
>>72562391
Twinings>Yorkshire
churchmouse gf might be nice, as long as she's not some batty mormon or evangelical
>>72562714
>>72562715
(((we))) ded
Slowly removing sugar from my diet. It's begun by drinking coke zero instead of Coca Cola. Now I'm starting to put sweeteners in my tea instead of sugar.
me on the right
lakeland tea for me
produced with the best water supply in the world in mind
>>72562764
Dear Sir or Madam
You are a cow son bastard sucking mental . You die heavily in wet throat ripping everywhere . Don't like the queen this country . For tear out lungs and replace with portable clothes (yes please) National Service who is she ? Stripping scrotum through eerie leery pastures of deep smell
>>72562764
I'll take uh
uhh
gimme #3 and burn the rest
>>72562773
Get rid of drinking sugary carbonated beverages altogether and drink water and beer instead.
Haven't had a wank since Thursday morning
I do not recognise the legitimacy of the female vote nor right of employment
>>72562802
>Get rid of drinking sugary carbonated beverages altogether and drink water and beer instead.
>beer
>Get rid of carbonated beverages
>Ship with rescued migrants arrives in Sicily
Glad to hear they made it out alive
>>72562773
Was really easy to stop consuming sugar after changing my surroundings
t. swede
>>72562775
why are your eyebrows a foot above your head mate
that's some freaky shit
>>72562819
>beer is sugary
>>72562828
So you'd be fine with flat, sugary drinks?
>>72562802
>drink beer instead
*plays with your moobs*
>>72562808
been a good 10 minutes here
>>72562822
sheed
>>72562822
>Sicily
At least they didn't make it to Europe
>>72562833
Get rid of sugary drinks that are carbonated such as soda and drink water and beer instead. Good lord you people are thick.
Mcguinness is dead
women should not be in public without covering their head in some way shape or form or be look upon with disdain. don't care if that makes me a rasheed, it was always that way in the west before the 1960s ruined everything.
>tfw you're northern
>>72562828
it is
dry wines and spirits have the least amount of sugar among alcoholic beverages
still half asleep lads. how the hell do people get up at 6am and earlier, its beyond me.
>>72562864
By that definition a cup of sugar and water is fine
Point out how silly your original statement was
doing a poo right now
f
did a ponder about how i came to be posting in /brit/ daily
have no answer besides the witty and clever gimmicks
>>72562875
Beer has too low of an abv to be sugary.
alright /brit/
the self-styled "g" "f"
If the IRA hadn't chickened out Ireland would be united and free by now
What is the difference between
amid – amidst
among – amongst
mid – midst
Is the -st just added like the second person's singular form like "lovest" and "comest"?
>>72562899
Same
Real stinker
>>72562933
whom'st've
>>72562928
>>72562933
i'v'nt a clue
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1490080913939.png
it's interesting to note what this indicates about our country and race relations in general 2bh
>>72562949
good post x
>>72562943
that isn't making any sense nor is "whom'st've" a word.
>>72562956
what do you think it indicates?
>>72562956
did ukip really get over 30% of the vote in most of the country? i thought it was less 2bh
bet she's never even played overwatch or if she has she never touched ranked and is as casual as can be
Big poo only took a couple of wipes
Going to work now
Might get a tesco meal deal
>Coming soon to a can near you
>>72562933
one is older english
they've no different meaning
>>72563009
its Pooh, not poo, you poo.
perfection
Thoughts?
>>72563027
correct.
>>72562473
iPhones are overpriced in terms of resources to cost ratio but they're fucking good phones I'll give them that
>>72563027
>frizzy hair
you're alri
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39328853
>arrested on cp charges
>freak out for months over whether they'll find all the cached content from your tor browser, though you never downloaded anything
>they don't
>file for racism and sexism
>>72562981
that despite living in a reputably diverse area the attitudes among whites tend to conform to those of the rest of the country, similarly to how some non-natives will adopt the attitudes of those in their motherlands, even though they were raised thousands of miles away
and that london whiteys may really just be acting 'PC' since they presume it's in line with the opinion of the majority (and as london is predominantly non-white, it is)
>>72563051
meh
got this on an upgrade and i prefer my old android phone
ever get that feeling of deja vu?
would like a native gf, though most of them are a bit erm, shall we say... fucking insane
Make London Great Again
>>72563035
/sp/ and /tv/ are shit 2bh
>>72562473
my htc m9 has been fine for the last two years and htcs are usually a bit cheaper than the rest
but iPhone 6 is probably best on the market now that 7 is out
imagine how bloody awful the black death must have been
for reasons unknown and by machinations unknown a great sickness spreads and kills great many of those you know and love
society grinds to a halt as, well, everyone fucking dies lol
imagine walking through an empty village just on dusk in italy in the fourteenth century and knowing everyone in it died
spoopy
>>72563082
>bindi
erm that's cultural appropriation sweetie :) x
>>72563082
same bint
>>72563064
>south yorkshire police again
>>72563096
people dressed like this walking around at all hours carrying away corpses
refugees IN
white males OUT
post your boards, lads.
>>72563096
wish my ancestors died so i hadn't have been born
>>72563102
Trap socks
>>72563123
hmm ah yes nothing like rich people who live in gated communities advocating open borders and mass immigration
the sad thing is they probably don't even realize how out of touch they are
>>72563123
WHY are they so fixated on letting in brown refugees. You know this wouldn't be the receptionif they were ukranian refugees or something
>>72563136
in order of use
int his ck out lit diy trv
sometimes post flamebaits on pol
Martin McGuinness died lads
Did you hear Gavin McInnes died lads
>>72563144
your ancestors did die anon
>>72563223
BEFORE they could pass on their shitty genes*
>>72563096
>you wake up in corsica, 1347, the onset of the disease
>you feel the onset of an acid trip
>it will last another 4 years
what do
Golden oldie . This is what I love, I'm become confident recently, because I'm non binary there is this massive pressure to look androgynous (which I also like) but now I'm happy with myself to start putting on pretty makeup again !!! #ownmakeup #makeup #beauty #transbeauty #nonbinary
>>72563222
Oh shit no
London skyscrapers lads
>>72563222
bloody sjws
>>72563177
white guilt
but that particular lad with the sign is (((simon helberg))) so he's just going along with the (((master plan)))
>>72563247
used onset twice there haha
>>72563250
hope london gets twin tower'd
not many good threads to catch up on on leftypol unfortunately
>>72563222
The left wins again.
>>72563177
Ukrainians reenforce white normative structures
>>72563051
I got a 6 for free when my android broke. It's quite good but wouldn't pay £600 when a £200 android does the same thing. What do you guys do about playing webms? They don't play in chrome or safari
>>72562949
need to see karen doing a wee
>>72563271
hope ireland gets genocided by a plant
oh wait that already happened
Manitoba needs more Ukrainians
>>72563250
knock down the walkie talkie and it's fine
>>72563301
have you ever been to london? It needs to go lad
>>72563309
and the gherkin
Work in 20 minutes. Still in bed. Wish I was unemployed again
>>72563261
starting to think /pol/ is right about them
>UK: 46% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds.
>Ireland: 16% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>France: 49% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Spain: 20% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Portugal: 13% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Belgium: 54% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Netherlands: 44% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Italy: 29% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Germany: 36% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Austria: 29% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Switzerland: 19% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Denmark: 37% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Sweden: 41% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Norway: 25% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Finland: 19% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Russia: 43% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
>Greece: 16% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds
http://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php/Migration_and_migrant_population_statistics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Europe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_European_Union
up the RA
morning brit is undeniably the best brit
Ukrainians will only go to places where they recognise the Holodomor
Paddy McGuinness died lads
>>72563347
>there is no white genocide
Bruce McFosters died lads
Gordie McMolson - no, no that's not very good.
>>72563347
b-but white genocide is nazi conspiracy theory!
>>72563301
your uncle was killed on the orders of Martin McGuinness
do you finally have closure?
>>72563347
portugal is white
>>72563353
Canada loves Ukraine and gives them all this support yet we get nothing from it these days.
Instead of importing Filipinos we should let Ukrainians escaping Putin come.
Pic related Ukies from my high school
>>72563085
>>72563426
JUSTin trudeau hates white people
Trump approval rating is at an all time low guys, I'm so fucking angry (I have anger issues) I punched a hole in my drywall and woke up my mom (it's 3 am in Canada), she started yelling at me and telling me she would kick me out of the house and that I'm a worthless loser piece of trash cause I have no job and just sit around all day playing video games (I'm 28 and a NEET).
My day is already off to a terrible start I fucking hate my life.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-approval-rating_us_58cf74b7e4b0be71dcf5b696
cannot tell if this post is sincere or it's someone trying to make trump supporters look bad -worse-
it's likely sincere
>>72563426
>>72563472
>mom
foy
just took my first girl-pill how long until i get sexy
>>72563472
Trump's approval rating is because of the same reason as for the "shy voter"-phenomena
Don't trust the msm
find this new autistic muppet to be offensive and belittling to myself
>>72563504
stop now before you sterilise yourself
>>72563504
youre already sexy aha x x ;)
>>72563523
*blushes bright red*
>>72563504
post bum
>>72563522
>current year
>wanting children
>>72563448
Only non Francophones
Harper was pretty bad too, he ramped up immigration to record levels but he was a strong supporter of traditional Canadian identity and institutions, and he was beginning to see the threat that Islam posed.
For all his many faults I would say he was ultimately a pragmatist, and an incrementalist, but generally a wise shepherd, far better than any of the alternatives.
>>72563526
trypophobia is a reddit fear
>>72563448
>>72563064
Probably not pc londoners but rorkes in dagenham and barking and saarf la
Don't trust the Irish lads.
morning lads
>>72563578
delete this image mate
this lass looks a lot like my ex
>>72563369
>>72563385
>europeans voluntarily and consciously choosing to not have kids is en par with cambodians slamming babies of trees or rwandans doing cutting open the belly of a woman to rip out the kid
The so called genocide
>>72563606
your ex was ugly
>The Large Hadron Collider has discovered new sub-atomic particles that could help to explain how the centres of atoms are held together.
pretty sure they say this now and then to secure more funding
that hardon collider has been a massive disappointment
>>72563625
great body though and i've no problem admitting she's butters cause so am i
>>72563560
you're right
in that case, it probably makes for an interesting correlation with the amount of non-native residents
>>72563614
>x is worse therefore y doesn't matter
>>72563626
This is 4chan not the dm comment section rorke
>>72563645
>so am i
*hugs you sympathetically* :((
>>72563665
Not my argument
X is not y
Not x matters and y doesnt or whatever
>>72563670
stop misusing gimmicks
>>72563675
cheers lad
feel a bit better now x
post some toads, lads
just listen to the rhythm of my heart
>been neet for four years
im fucked aren't i?
>>72563670
Remind me again what rorke means?
>>72563727
stupid toad poster
>>72563715
bring backing hanging
>>72563732
literally how
>>72563704
yeah but genocide under the un never said it has to be violent
having kids is greatly discouraged in Europe, its expensive as fuck, people constantly complain about (((overpopulation))) and the media has been mocking the idea of having kids and a family for the last 20 years
Hmmmm
>>72563732
>tfw 8
a-haha —_—
bringbackborstal
>>72563715
is that why you want me to stop watching porn
>>72563727
Have a French Canadian toad
>>72563732
not if you take up a trade
>>72563749
No friends, sign on.
>>72563779
where do you live
>>72563767
thats not even possible
how has your dole not been cut
>>72563785
Barnstaple
Roads?
>>72563767
how do you live
>>72563751
Is the link in the picture to deter people from finding out that it's bs?
>>72563713
wonder what metacore show that is
not being funny but if you're neet for 4 years you don't deserve to continue living
>>72563785
With my parents.
Any neets here? Why are you awake so early?
>>72563809
gf wants to succ
>>72563809
>early
haven't even gone to bed yet haha
>>72563750
Under the un definition europe is not expierencing henocide.
The goverment gives money and schooling and health services to support ppl having kids
The thing is kids are more expensive. This is also true in developing countries that are seeing their own birthrated fall as the economy advances
>>72563809
The early bird catches the worm
>>72563809
didn't stay up late
>>72563809
im a morning person
hmmmMMMMMMMMmmmMmmmmMMMMMMMMmmm
>>72563626
>pretty sure they say this now and then to secure more funding
Ah yes welcome to a career in science
>>72563809
I go for a run every morning at 4 to avoid people lol
>>72563834
me in the yellow
though i hate the term "nerd"
>>72563834
me bottom middle
>>72563834
me in the white
>spent £80 on gym membership
>too afraid to go
alri lads
>>72563864
Goldstein's Gyms thanks you, goy.
>>72563864
>£80
build your own
>>72563834
me at the far top
>>72563347
with globalization and mass movements of people worldwide, these figures are probably not unique to the west. like I would imagine a good portion of kids born in Lebanon or Jordan are refugee kids from neighbouring countries, and likewise with all the refugees in Kenya with all the Somalis/Eritreans etc
>>72563834
me in the middle
The gf
>>72563887
The UAE is about 15% emirati
>>72563904
nice gf
willies: your thoughts?
>>72563905
only because they use pakistanis as slave labour to build their gaudy high rises
>>72563807
t. Shlomo Shekelstein
>>72563910
love them y
tfw no 2d gf
>>72563732
same
then i was hired
2 months later, i'll probably be gone by next week
family is arguing again
>>72563910
can't imagine how terrible it is for those born without one
imagine never experiencing the joy and pleasure they can provide
wtf i love the big bang theory now
>>72563972
it's you're fault
>>72563976
Because she's a kike. Kikes hate everyone who's not a kike, that's why they love and support Islamic terrorism. Ever wonder why ISIS never attacks Israel? ISIS attacks Russia, France, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Lebanon, turkey, Jordan, USA, Germany, but they've never even TRIED to attack Israel
Have just started reading Trainspotting. Shall be posting a page until someone translates for me and then will move on to the next page until I've finished the book
>>72563972
go bounce their heads off the wall
bazinga!
my sister is a full blown tumblrina
JUST
>>72563976
jewish cunt
my brother is full blown 4chinner
KILL ME URGH
I'm nice, smart and handsome and I'm not dumb, gay or a nerd
Fuck your theory
>>72564002
my brother is an unironic communist
>>72564012
He's in this thread now, don't be rude
>>72564012
UMM TRIGGERED
if you don't have a nose hair trimmer you cannot be considered a man
business idea: cuck porn
>needing a nose hair trimmer
alri actual grandad
>>72564044
ponce
>>72564054
not a fan
*surreptitiously invests in this idea through a series of shell corporations*
Galloway is standing in the Gorton by-election and is writing about it for Arron Banks' website
>>72564054
*invests a large amount of money*
re-cy-cling?
eating a very unripe banana
>>72564056
haha yeah you're right
ah hang on mate, my 9/10 gf is ringing me, probably wants to come round and suck me off haha
>>72564063
Anon, I would like to buy your shells. How much for the whole shore?
>>72564082
oops think you spelt bf wrong lad
>>72564082
metropolitan ponce
>>72564088
>>72563995
the sweat was lashing off of Sick Boy; he was trembling. I was just sitting there, focusing on the telly, trying not to notice the cunt. He was bringing me down. I tried to keep ma attention on the Jean-Claude Van Damme video.
As happens in such movies, they started off with an obligatory dramatic opening. Then the next phase of the picture involved building up the tension through introducing the dastardly villain and sticking the weak plot together. Any minute now though, old Jean-Claude's ready to get down to some serious swedging.
-Rents. I've got to see Mother Superior, Sick Boy gasped, shaking his head.
Aw, I says. I wanted the radge to just fuck off out of my visage, to go on his own, and just leave us with Jean-Claude. On the other hand, I'd be getting sick too before long, and if that cunt went and scored, he'd hold out on us. They call him Sick Boy, not because he's always sick with junk withdrawl, but because he's just one sick cunt.
anyone got a SJW sister?
>>72564134
have a reddit brother if that's good enough for you
SJW here
>>72564152
redditors are a bit irritating and tryhard
nowhere near as bad as SJWs
>>72564134
wish I had a sister so I could watch her while she sleeps
>>72564134
mine is pretty redpilled
>>72564167
they're SJW sympathisers though
This will be the last /brit/ post
I'm putting an end to it now
sometimes browse /mu/ for new music but find it indecipherable as an outsider
>>72564170
anyone got an ancap uncle?
>>72564241
yeah me
ah wait no that's mencap
>>72564100
twat
dickhead
>>72564241
yeah me
ah wait no that's nambla
haha banter with the lads
*tabs out*
>>72564195
thought reddit supports trump
>>72564170
umm no
>>72564190
lucky
>>72564310
>nambla
bit of a classic meme there
>>72564329
I wonder what it is like to be a normie
>>72564339
parts of it sure
the mainstream just hold vapid lefty beliefs
What class are Deano, Rorke and Rasheed?
>>72564390
i unironically think most of the lefties on reddit are bots or shills
every nu-male has a beard these days
amusing that runts on here still think it's some masculine symbol
>>72563976
>not posting best girl
>>72564401
>Deano
middle
>rorke/rasheed
lower
intense self-loathing is mentally exhausting
>>72564432
this
if you really want to hide your weak chin without being some numale hipster twat, grow a goatee
>>72564418
you're deluded
most of them are young and (rightly) believe themselves to be in good company,
ranges from fairly well adjusted people who generally believe in social left policies to the saddos who inflate minor issues in their head until they're pushing a narrative that doesn't exist outside their immediate world
>>72564456
tell me about it lmao
>>72564513
don't have the energy
>>72564456
glad I don't experience that aha
is mummy may after blocking 4chan in bongland again?
>>72564528
was acknowledging our shared condition
>>72564581
No?
new thread?
>>72564497
nah CTR and shareblue have had that site by the balls for a long time now. it's an open secret
you are right about there being a lot of actual human lefties though, but they're largely being driven by shill companies
i wasn't really a lefty when i was younger and i'm definitely not one now so it's weird for me to see all these people so deeply enveloped in PC culture and identity politics. they all look like deranged cultists to me
/brit/ has been boring and full normies lately
might go back to /r9k/
>>72564359
A disturbing amount of these apply to Australians as well
autismo yank sure likes his autism
>>72564581
Is there a single country apart from the UAE that has blocked it?