Culture Pals /cp/

>>72497559
And the cancer is back. It was a good run between shitty gook threads lads.

>>72497626
These /cp/ threads would be better if people didn't obsess over plastic koreans, desu

gas the gooks

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>>72497626
knock it off darren

>>72498240

I wish that was real

>Important: If I visited your profile but didn't say anything, doesn't mean I don't wanna talk with you. Maybe I didn't know what to say in the moment.

The most aids thing I see on a profile.
Grow some fucking balls and send a message

>>72498240
lol fuck off that's literally what Britgook does

Anyone know how to un-follow another person in HelloTalk?

>>72498578

Why would you do that? That's mean.

should i put a mirror selfie of me shirtless if im ugly but fit ? i cant take a more natural picture of shirtless, i have no friend to take it

>>72498647
Some of them don't use the app anymore.

>>72498655
SELF.
FUCKING.
TIMER.

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>>72498334
>>72498501
It's real. I used my computer skills to get into darren's account so as to find the reason for his hate toward gooks. This is what I found.

>>72498707
ok so how am i supposed to find something tall enough to put my phone and use the self timer on a beach ? not to mention not looking autistic in front of everybody

>>72498707
>>72498655
Do you do any sports? Honestly if you can make yourself look like you do things at the same time you'll be golden. Failing that try and take one at the beach or somewhere like that.

>>72498240
>mfw I have nudes of one of those but I wont tell you which
:^)

/jandtheowl

anybody know this bitch?

>>72498969
i bet its inactive user

>>72496361
>>72496720
The threads on there were actually pretty nice. People were generally happy to give each other advice and talk about how their lives were improving. There was even a couple of stories like the Canadian guy in the last thread who got married to someone he met on there.

They ended up deleting all the threads for some reason. I didn't even realise there were threads on /int/ before then.

>>72498240
Are you sure that's not your inbox but badly photoshopped?

>>72499292
Damn it how did you know

>>72498346
I always assumed this was girls wanting you to make the first move. It makes a lot of sense anyway since someone messaging you shows they're interested.

>>72498989
Nope. She seems alright though her art is a bit weird. Might message her later.

>This user only accepts messages from 20-35 year old male users

Never a bad sign

>>72498989
Seems gorgeous from her profile pic, not so much on the others.

>>72499636

>Leeds
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

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Lads, what do?

Is she offereing noods? I don't understand
help me pls

>>72502181
i think you might genuinely be on the spectrum, desu.

>>72502181
"take a picture of your tits with daddys little cumslut written across them so i know you're for real"

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This brazillian monkey sent me a nude. Now I regret it lol
Her tits are lopsided and she doesn't shave her pussy. What did I expect from a kpop slut

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>>72502539
>I don't understand
With that I meant that I don't understand why she suddenly (assumingly) wants to offer nudes, as I barely spoke to her.
Anyway, how do I go about this? To be honest I don't even really care for nudes, but it somewhat amazes me that she would make it this easy. I don't want her to mistreat herself desu, and I wouldn't even masturbate on the pics, yet ignoring the chance of acquiring her pictures would kind of be insult to all of you, it seems.

>>72502565
lole, I think I would go for a somewhat more subtle approach.

Fuck, she messaged me asking why I didn't reply
quick lads

>>72502584
Shaved pussy is pretty degenerate desu. Are you into pre-pebuscent pussy?

>>72502860
some variation of "depends on what you're willing to show" or "how about a picture of your face, with your hand with a pinkie up", depending on how flirty you want to be.

>>72502860
i just don't see how she's offering you nudes, unless i'm the retarded one

>>72502584
quick rundown
>all girls tits are lopsided
>au naturale or waxed is the patricians choice

>>72502584
>>72502870

>talks with kpop girls
>are you a pedo


Do you really need to ask that question ?

Even if some of them are older physically, mentally they're not.

>>72503044
>>72502870
She is 18. She is legal bro, but yeah she is gonna shave it. I just asked her nudes because she promised she would be "submissive" to me if I talked to her more.

>>72503023
Fuck, am I reading into this that badly?
Then what the fuck is she going on about?

>>72502584
>Brazilian monkey
Could have used only one of those words
>>72503164
I must say it seems legit
Hope you won't regret it bro!

>>72503178
well i just don't understand the context. how should she prove that she's not lying about what?

>>72503178
she's implying naughtiness for sure
stop dropping your spaghetti and just b yourself

>>72503276
What I posted is all there is to it, really, hence why I'm kind of boggled as well.
She thinks I'm handsome and wants to prove that she isn't lying about it, as I understand it.

>>72503303
o-ok

>>72503405
>wants to prove that she isn't lying about it

hmmm maybe she's the retarded one. but desu i don't think that she's offering you nudes. how old is she btw? she sounds really fucking young

>>72503265

There shouldn't be any regrets. I'm really just going there on vacation. We are only going to hang out for 2 afternoons due to her schedule, and I'm going to explore things alone majority of the trip. I'm not going "for her", but we will spend time

>>72503523
19, Russian
Might be somewhat retarded, but somewhat cute as well tbqh

My Iranian qt was talking about Persian new year because that's coming up in a couple days and she said that she wishes she could give me a gift for it. It's too bad if she tried to send me anything I'd immediately go on a list if I'm not already.

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lads

>>72503842
ya blew it

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>>72503842

>>72503908
>>72503981
fuck, is it ogre already?
what do I reply?

>>72504041
nah i'd just say thank you and move on with your conversation. don't dwell on it. just change the subject.

>>72504149
I already thanked her twice, but she seems to insist on 'proving herself'

Anyway, I asked her a picture of her most beautiful smile, we'll see.

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Again

>second skype call with a girl i've been talking with.
>lasted over three hours

I don't know what to expect from this but its fun so whatever.

Any tips bros?

>>72504041
Ask for whatsapp
Ask for whatsapp
Ask for whatsapp
Ask for whatsapp

>can i add you on WhatsApp so i can send you pics more easily/because i hate chatting on IP

You're welcome
>>72504563
(Skype) calls are overrated. You always have some issue with call quality, once you know her voice you will probably start calling less.

this site made me realise I'm not really interested in talking to people unless it's anonymous shitposting

does qtcrawler not work anymore?

>>72504681
this desu

>>72504681
>>72504777

>this site made me realise I'm not really interested in talking to people unless it's anonymous shitposting


I think you two guys meant

>this site made me realise I'm not really capable of having a conversation unless it's anonymous shitposting

>>72503164
>>72504429
does that make you worry?

>>72503842
you're baiting right?

>>72504721
they changed the site and broke it, the guy that does it hasn't fixed it yet

>>72504865
nah, I'm capable of having them
not just initiating them

>>72504865
that is correct.

>>72504904
Sadly I'm not.

>>72504627
>(Skype) calls are overrated. You always have some issue with call quality, once you know her voice you will probably start calling less.

But is it a good sign or just normal to call? I'm new to this

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>qt wants to skype
>I have no social skills irl
I'm fucked, boys

>>72505333
nice trips, it's a sign

>>72505333
skying is the easiest thing in the world. it's irl that's difficult

>>72505605
How do I stop it from getting awkward? Should I make a list of stuff to talk about or something

>>72505376
Kekus Vult desu

>>72504904

No, I don't really worry. I'm just sharing I guess

>>72505806
that's not a bad idea. i use this site sometimes if the convo gets stale
http://www.conversationstarters.com/101.htm

>>72505067
Some people prefer calling over texting and would do it quickly. But if you can call for 3 hours straight of course she's interested. Keeping a conversation when calling is a lot more difficult if you both don't like each other.

>>72505806
>>72506257
also. simplest thing is just to find out what she likes to talk about and pretend you're actually interested in that bullshit

>>72506298
That is true. VIdeo call as well.

I guess I'm just not sure how to read it. I guess I don't have to overthink it either.

Thanks breh

>>72505333
make it as an exercise, you'll fell more confident irl after

>>72506257
>>72506305
>>72506583
Thanks, boys. You're lifesavers

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>>72506870
Oh it's you again, your own women aren't so cracking either laddy so don't be throwing stones

Ginger master race

>>72508470
>>72506870
They are Japanese
I can see the uniform and I can tell so
It's Japanese school uniform

>>72506583

I dunno if I'm gonna make any moves on this French QT when we meet. I feel like she's starting to get attached, based off what she's said today. I don't want heartbreak, so I might just be friends with her and not go past that point

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>>72506870
you're full of it. a lot of those girls look fine, it's just because they're young and not wearing any makeup, you can't see a lot of their faces either.

>>72508809
you could always try and groom her to have some fucks with feelings aside

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>>72506870
Meanwhile IRL

>>72509769

How do I do that?

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>>72507920
Or how about WMAF IRL

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>>72504721
Time to wake up and face reality

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>>72509916
Wrong

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>>72510020
That is fact of WMAF

Deal with it

>>72509910
dont know man, im slightly autistic plus it depends on your relation and how you interact

>>72510165

Oh..

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>>72510062
Those kids are gonna be some ugly motherfucker's

Unlike with a pure redhead waifu

>>72511495
>>72510062
>>72510020


The brit is right here.

Redheads are best qties

>>72509807
If you look up "greencard marriage" in the dictionary you'll see this picture.

>>72509015
Hahaha gook desu.

>>72512837
They are all clearly Japanese.fuck off netuyo.

>>72511495
Have you actually found your redhead qt yet?

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>>72514323
Had a Russian but she's not been online for 4 months and I didn't get any contract info...
Her English was great and she was really interesting, sucks I lost her

>>72514496
Rest assured I'll find one.... eventually

need a qt ginger bf lads

>>72514608
bit gay

>>72514715
ye

what even is this?

>>72514496
Hard luck, some gorgeous Russian redheads on there

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>>72514998
This is redhead pals, where we post redhead qts

>>72514998
Interpals is a site where you talk to strangers
Potentially you could acquire a foreign gf. Well, probably not but enough people have
There's some thirsty girls, some nice and interesting girls, and quit a lot of shit to wade through

>>72515245
>Anonymous 03/19/17(Sun)21:17:00 No.72515245 ▶
cool, thanks man

>>72514282
I've always wanted to visit Japan

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Is it dead in here?
Hi.

>>72515809
I'm still lurking here but I've nothing to report, not even logged in in days

>>72516007
Is that you J?

>>72515809

Dead as the russian democracy

On that note, what happened to the Russians posting here

>>72516075
>>72516007
That's Daniel.
Use flags

>>72516075
No sorry mate :(

>>72516170
? he's a leaf
I'm his #1 fan though, the triggerer of koreeabs (and vice-versa tbf)

>>72516205
*Deletes this* sorry not good with names

>>72516170
I'm not sure I dont think I've ever talked to a Russion guy on here mostly British guys

Yeah I meant John

>>72516205
Oh okay no worries

>>72516205
>>72516237

Come on Danny, can't you read your own name properly...

>>72516265
I remember like at least 3 posting in this thread.

tfw no russians anymore :(

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>>72516614
how can you 'identify' me when I wasn't using flags?

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>>72516614
Oh well
You're alright Serbian guy

>>72516647

I do this to everybody lad.

>>72516767
Thanks.

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>>72517047

>>72498893
A portable phone tripod and some random flat surface.

>>72504721
Currently, it only works on the "Search" function but you can only view up to 500 profile.

negus

>>72518460
rude

>>72518550

https://youtu.be/AsFCSvqsqFA

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>>72497559
so unfortunately my qt wants to meet in Korea. (she lives in Russian far east and its only 2 hours to korea where neither of us need a visa)

I have absolutely no interest in korea or giving Asians my money, but on a guaranteed slav pussy to bang I'll do it.
Is there anything actually worth doing in korea? or is it all just "go shopping in Seoul" kinda shit?

I know some of you fags are pretty experienced with Korea from your yellow fever, so share your secrets.

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>>72515054
That's a very cute redhead

>>72518660

Please post pictures of the DMZ

>>72518742
for you anon, I'll try to make her go to that and post pictures.

>>72518660
Poundtown, my dude

>>72518764

Why don't you go with her?

But yes please post pictures. When are you going? :)

>>72518803
I mean go together, but I doubt a Russian girl has any interest in such things.

I banter her over creating Best Korea and all the time and she gets pretty offended.
She's not the political type desu. But thats fine, I know she will just mold to whatever I tell her in time.

>>72518787
is that like...prostitutes? or just a joke?

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>>72517047
If you could move to the U.S would you do it?

>>72518853

It would still be interesting to see.

Other than that. Why don't you just explore some cities together. Go back to your hotel room and watch Korean TV for a while and then have sex?

>>72518873

femanon, will you be his QT? :)

>>72518902
probably what will happen, Im gonna pay for an airbnb with a kitchen so we can cook and just be comfy.

I guess Seoul makes the most sense, but sometimes I prefer a smaller more authentic feel to a place.

and this would be sometime in April, btw.

>>72518932
I dont really know him.
But he said Serbia is not that great so I was just wondering.

>>72518949

You can use Seoul as a base and just venture out to smaller cities for day trips.

>April

Oh shit next month? Nice man. Have fun

>>72518978

Why not exchange info with him and you all can talk privately off of here? DJ Serb is a cool dude. He'd be a good boyfriend for you.

>>72518987
yeah, if it were up to me it would already be booked and for the cheapest price.

But dealing with a woman makes things much more complicated, we still havent fully agreed on anything yet but her vacation is in April so it has to be then.

>>72519027

>But dealing with a woman makes things much more complicated

Maybe I shouldn't get a girlfriend. Because that would bother me very much, especially with travel plans..

>>72519106
oh yeah man, its awful.
I've solo traveled a lot and everything went off without a hitch. Any unfortunate detail was easily overcome by me and I usually just laughed it off or had some weird experience with strangers around me.

This will be my second time planning a trip with a woman and both times its been the same story. They nitpick every detail, need to feel 100% sure everything is perfect and they won't have any unfortunate inconvenience; they also want to dictate what activities you will do based on what mood they have that day etc etc.

If you are going to travel, do it alone.
Im just past my solo traveling and trying to start a family. So I gotta tolerate female bullshit, but its definitely awful. But on the bright side they can have their cool days too, and sometimes life is just better shared with a cutie pie. When you can get them to do things sometimes its more rewarding in the end.

>>72518853
Yes

>>72519007
Are you that same guy who told me to get with the Brit?

>>72518949
You don't have to stay in Seoul, you can get on a train and be anywhere in the country within a couple hours. People I've talked to who have gone to Korea say that no matter where you go it just feels like you're in a suburb of Seoul because of that.

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>tfw non white
>tfw 5 views

Seriously stay off this site if you aren't white

>>72520092
Kinda mean

>>72520092
Not the best advice, there's a lot of girls specifically targeting Asian men

>>72520149
>>72520263
I bagged more interetsing girls randomly going to a bowling event than I did with this website

I've got 4 permanent qts from this site, one which I fugged but I still won't recommend it

-Taiwan (fug)
-Korea (fugging soon)
-Ukraine/Russia
- US

>>72520537
Well i'm not white
I dont get what you are saying

>>72520801
dont use this site.

I mean the best for you just dont use it

>>72522145
But I've met some nice people here already

>>72522158
>best case scenario you find a qt and meet her
>Worst case scenario you cuck yourself in an LDR

>>72522184
Oh, I suppose you don't mean me then.

>>72522600
lmao thats what you started off with?

>>72522600
>I don't stick my nose in crazy
ayyyyyyyyy

Can't connect my facebook to it...

Can anybody help me?

>>72522661
ye I go hard, I hate women

>>72522735
Then what are you doing on the site?
or are you just "trolling"

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>>72522801
First of all, I'm probably taller than you and could most certainly beat you up.
Second of all, at no point did I say "trolling," so you are a fool for quoting me.
Third of all, there is no label for what I'm doing, because beyond your judgemental, pathetic, envious comprehension.

Fourth of all, get the fuck out of my face before I dox you.

>>72522846
post profil.

>>72522857
nah I'm good kid, figure that out yourself.

I wrote it in a manic-depressive haze almost a year ago after I broke up with my cutiepie, changing the fabric of my reality forever, so it's quite cringeworthy and lol-sorandom but it's 'trustmeimwhite'

>>72522883
>waah waah Im a special tortured soul

>>72522894
I don't think you're understanding, faggot, but that's fine, you're worthless anyways.

>>72522894
Goodnight.

>>72522940
>>72522989

Man sorry, I'm going thru tough shit now as well dude.

>>72523025
Oh no :( tell me aboot it

>>72523039
Fucked up university and it hasnt even been a month

Missed 2 weeks already.

>>72523066
heckkk. Talk to your professors, could be possible to work something out.

>>72514282
>kim monkey

A-a qt of mine might love me for real. What to do? All I just wanted was quick nudes, not a real relationship.

>>72518873
Depends.

To live in the US forever ? No.
To live and work for a couple of years, yes.

Ideally I'd love to live someplace else.

Well I could live in US too, but in Alaska.

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>conservative christian girls

>>72527175
She's buying you a fleshlight?

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does anyone remember that hungarian qt i used to talk to like half a year ago who ultimately cucked me by sending a photo of her kissing some chad and i stopped talking to?

she sent me a facebook request what do??

>>72527695
Ignore her of course

>>72527730
probably yeah, it's just fucking creepy she did that after half a year

>>72527196
She was joking and of course i said no
Now i am trying to get her to visit me over summer.

>>72527951
Maybe she wants to fall back on you post-Chad. Needless to say, don't.

>>72497559
>>72498860
Based IU

>>72522846
what the fuck

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Vote for best grill in ESC 2017 plox

>>72527600

>>72528623
yep, i don't want anything to do with her desu

>>72527175
broken english is such a turn off for me

>>72528093
>Now i am trying to get her to visit me over summer.
trying to get that reallife fleshlight? ;^)

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>>72529804
Not a fleshlight, a full size doll :)

>>72530697

You're going to be her boy toy?

>>72530697
sounds like she's going to ship herself over to you by mail to save the money for a planeticket, cheeky girl :^)

where is she from

>>72531230
Việt Nam

>>72532075
Explains the weird way of CHING CHONG WING WANG

Why is the thread so slow? Is everybody sexting their qt?

>>72533646
I'm sexting your mum

how many qt's you guys fucked from interpals?

>>72533646
Not me, mine went to visit her grandparents for Persian new year and they live in a small town in northern Iran with terrible cell reception and no internet.

>>72527695
accept request
send her a message saying "szopjad ki a meleg gecimet az anyád valagájábol"
block her afterwards

>>72534624
That's just what she's telling you

Any dutch guy with a russian qt/gf here?

>>72535055
:(

>>72534931
Sounds like someone was cucked recently themselves.

>>72535237
Nope just telling you the truth bud

>>72534612
Virtually - I lost count but many
Actually - 0 :^)

>>72534624
That sounds romantic desu
>You will never celebrate Persian new year with your gfs family

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Lads, Tfw no korean gf is starting to destroy my Seoul. Please help

>>72537454
Suicide remains an option

>>72537491
Me, the brit, and the French guy will live on until we get our korean GFs

>>72537454
We've lost another one to yellow fever.

>it's another episode of your qt turns out to be a lying whore

newfag with yellow fever here
Does this actually help to meet girls and meet them irl?

>>72539065
Yes. A friend of mine found a very qt asian on interpals :3.

>>72539260
And met up? How does this work exactly?
Doesn't it get boring when you can't meet within a week?

>>72539394
frustrating as fuck.
but it's good for autists who prefer to avoid real life interaction i suppose

>>72539394
Well for his study he had to be in asia so he planned this beforehand and they met up and spent a few months together til he had to go back to the netherlands. His qt wants to come here to study.
Loads of asians want to live in europe...do the math :P

>>72539064
Rude. Are you planning of dating her? In what way does she lie to you?

>>72539523
So good enough chances to actually fugg :DD because online relationships are lame

>>72540034
If all fails to actually meet, there's enough asians in the netherlands that use InterPals

>>72540118
Where? Uni cities?

>>72539669
Has been lying about not having guys or a bf in forever. Meanwhile with some research I dug up she has had a bf for quite a while, as well as has been flirting and sending nudes to at least 1 other guy that I know of

>>72534612

Met- 2
fucked- 0

>>72540166
Eh, probably. I didn't actively search for it but on the frontpage I see an asian looking girl who lives in rotterdam right now online.

>>72540202
>Has been lying about not having guys or a bf in forever.
None of your business desu. If you're not going to marry her why care? You even stalked her jesus...reminds me of a certain guy I talked to..
Are you two dating online? If not, then she can send anyone nudes.

>>72540588
How is it not my business that she's been telling me bullshit?
At this point I just want to troll her and will send her bf all her nudes desu :^)

>>72540836
Just stop wasting your time man. There are more girls around.

>>72540836
Oh wait, she has a boyfriend right now?
Well, it still doesn't concern you since it's virtual, it sucks whoever is her bf though.

I Don't think that it's moral to send her boyfriend her nudes but do whatever you want

>>72540919
I can spare a few clicks m8, don't worry about my time. Besides this will be hilarious and totally worth the time

>>72540994
yes she has been having one for at least half a year, as well as has been flirting with multile other guys apparently.
And I wouldn't care if she didn't keep lying straight in my face even when I did confront her directly about it.
Lying cunts really do piss me off

>>72541166
And do you lie to her/the qts you talk to?

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Lads, I think I found my future wife.

>>72541382
No, I suck at lying. That's probably why I hate it so much :^)

>>72541510
Poland?

>>72541719
Even better, hungary

Do I have a chance when I'm not a looker?

>>72541987
Yes
You the yellow fever guy?
If so double yes
>>72541546
Hmm alright then. Btw, sorry if I sound creepy but mind giving updates to the aftermath?

>>72540836
have you actually asked her? or would that be weird cos then you'd have to admit you were stalking her profiles? perhaps try and lead the conversation there or something.. or just cut your loses, nothing good can come from what you're suggesting imo

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lmao what?

>>72542357
>americans
She said that her name is Merel. Otherwise can't see what's weird about her message...

>>72542206
Yes. I'm tall and lift but am ugly.

>>72542462

>my name is blackbird

Why wouldn't she have just introduced herself by her actual name "Merel"?

Why would she tell me in her introduction she's awkward and her eyes twitches??

>>72542503
>tall
>and you lift
P-post pic? I need to see your face before I can tell you if you can find qts or not :^)

>>72542566
Just Dutch wittiness, trying to be clever and funny.

>>72542566
Because she has autism, obviously. Seems like an aspie in her picture as well, but still cute I guess.

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another day another qt that looked like she was enjoying our convo a lot stops reading your message.

>>72541546
Tell her boyfriend exactly what she's doing. I fucking hate girls who behave like this. Imagine if your RL gf was doing this without knowledge, sending loads of different guys nudes and drawing up future plans with them; biding her time waiting for the right guy to complete the big cuckover.

You owe it to her bf and mankind not to facilitate this behaviour desu senpai.

>>72542206
Sure thing, depending on how bitchy she gets I might post nudes

>>72542335
I directly asked her about it, and lead the convo there a few times. All I got was more lame lies and excuses. Didn't tell her that I already know from all her social though.

I also attempted to cut my loses and leave it be but then she got all sad and went on how she wants to stay with me buhu :^)

>>72542609
Trying way too hard then. That message looked like some autist wrote it

>>72542357
fucking hell that's grade A autism

>>72542566
I don't know...she obviously doesn't look like a normal girl? She knows it and even mentions it...

>>72542786
tell her then and that's why you were asking and now being quiet
nothing to lose

>>72542756
Exactly my thoughts.
Me and a dutch guy she's also been bullshitting are onto it.

>>72543056
I got the surprise effect to lose if I do it before I found her bfs contact

>>72542786
>I also attempted to cut my loses and leave it be but then she got all sad and went on how she wants to stay with me buhu :^)

Wow, why is she so attached to you even though she has a boyfriend?
I think you just need to stop talking to her desu. Continue interacting with her and this leads to more disaster.
t. Experience

>>72543268
i think she just wants one more guy to give her attention

>>72543518
Yeah, and not just one more guy, at least 3 so far.
I wouldn't even have that much of an issue with that if she wouldn't be a lying and deceiving cunt tbqh

What's with the sudden explosion of dutch posters here.

Is Holland becoming 'autism, the country' or what ?

>>72543161

Well I like disasters and this thing you're doing seems like one in the making so...

Depending on where she is, it's really easy to find her bf.

ie, russian

you can find her vk on findface and if she even doesn't have it there, just ask one of her friends.

Russians are surprisingly forthcoming with this.

i'm too ugly for this

>>72543887
Hasn't it always been autism the country?

>>72544026
Unfortunately her bf is not russian so he's not on vk. But I did find her on vk through findface yeah. It works surprisingly well.

>>72544220
You can't be too ugly, you can only have too high standards. Lower them enough you'll get qts, just look at all the yellow fever fags

Lads I have a situation here. Juggling 5 qt's is too much. Didn't intend for that to happen, it just kinda did. What's the best way to get rid of a couple of them?

>>72544220
It can also just be difficult to get the ball rolling. I've had better luck dating than I have with talking to people on culture pals.

>>72544489

>What's the best way to get rid of a couple of them?

Be yourself!

>>72544323
Perhaps it has been.
But to be honest dutch guys posting here seemed pretty normal

Well if he's not Russian, means he is probably from interpals too.

But if she knows him in real life, seriously just message one of her friends, they'll know.

>>72544220

If Darren can get an Iranian QT, then you can too! :D

>>72544489

I'm juggling 3 on WhatsApp. It's confusing Tbh.

The QT I'm meeting in June likes me a lot. But the QT I like the most I don't know if I'll see. The QT I like the least is going to visit the USA (and potentially me) this coming fall...

Very confusing

>>72543887
All me :^)
>>72544323
No way germany and germans are way more autistic than us
But i like that desu

>>72542566
If my name was blackbird I'd tell everyone, that's rad. I had a friend from Brazil whose name was peixinho and we all called him wee fish, which is slightly less cool.

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>girl visits profile
>visit her back
>"This user does not accept messages from: Turkey"

Is this real life, this happened hundreds of times already

>>72545302
I always ask grills who the worst userbase on the site is. They always say Turkey, closely followed by Algeria. You roaches really are creepy motherfuckers and are hated the world over. It's hilarious.

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>>72545430
Eh, no. We're not any more creepy than any other country. The only difference is that we're too high in numbers so girls get a lot of views from Turks. That and Turks are really honest about what they want and they don't know how to approach women, so they're like "nice girl" and "lets fuck" in the next message

Can you honestly say that most men on Interpals don't want to get their dicks wet? They do. They have a different way of approaching women though.

>you really are creepy motherfuckers

t. nudes obsessed ameriturd

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>>72545542
>Eh, no. We're not any more creepy than any other country
>"nice girl" and "lets fuck" in the next message

>>72545542
>We're not any more creepy than any other country.
>so they're like "nice girl" and "lets fuck" in the next message

>>72545674
Like I said, both Turkish men and French men want to fuck the girl they're talking to on Interpals. The only difference is that Turkish men are bad at getting it, while French men are more experienced and know how to manipulate women

t. banged 3 girls from interpals so far

>>72545542
Come on Mehmet, of course very guy wants to fuck. At least you recognize that girls think everything that comes out of you Turk's mouths is cringeworthy. You guys are India-tier bad, and if you all didn't outnumber them on the site you all might not be insta-blocked by most of the girls there.

>>72545542
Not knowing how to approach women is pretty much the main explanation while middle eastern and Indian guys consistently come across as creepy as fuck across all social media. Why does your culture hate men and women interacting with each other so much?

>>72545542
delusional

Guys whats the difference between instant chat message and private messages?
Aren't they the same?

>>72545728
I don't want to bang every girl i'm talking to. The ones I do want to fuck I don't tell them in the second message I send them because I have enough self control to not sperg out and be like "ooo bb u so hot, me so horrrny". I don't care what kind of mental gymnastic you go through to try and excuse your fellow countrymen, they're creepy.

t. banged 0 girls from interpals

>>72545778
>Why does your culture hate men and women interacting with each other so much?

That's not the case. In Turkey, if you're a male and if you don't have many friends, then you're doomed to stay a virgin. Because in Turkey, pick up culture doesn't exist so if you want to make a girlfriend, you have to meet a girl through a mutual contact first.

In the end, girls get a lot of attention in Turkey. Especially on the social media. Not that much in real life. This makes them get an ego boost. They think they're princesses because they get a lot of attention on the social media. An average Turkish girl has 500-1000+ instagram followers while the average German girl has 50-100.

Because they think they are attractive and flawless, they start targeting the 10/10 males or +7/10 who are rich, because they feel like they can choose.

The guys below 7/10 stay single and virgin and they resort to the internet.

It's an endless loop of horniness and faggotry

Fuck Turkey

Oh also, I never had sex with a Turkish girl because of this. I've only been with foreigners so far.

>>72546019
Why can't you chat up a Turkish qt in public?

>>72546118
that's haram

>>72546118
You can, especially if you're attractive. But it's mostly a waste of time for me. I don't want to pick up random girls and hope that she's not a mouthbreathing idort

Besides, it's highly likely that she'll find it creepy. In America it's different.

>>72546222
>nice trips
It ain't Saudi Arabia. I thought Turkey was supposed to be secular.

>>72546118
The same reason he can't chat up a foreigner on the Internet: because he can't talk to girls without ejaculating everywhere out of sheer horniness

>>72546259
>Besides, it's highly likely that she'll find it creepy. In America it's different.
It's not, western girls find it creepy when a guy they're not attracted to tries flirting with them too.

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>>72546297
t. Abu al-Bazooqa

Turkey fascinates me since I found IP. A lot of the girls there are smokin hot, and the guys are ridiculous spergs. It's not like India where the girls are also hideous.
How is it that Turkish women can look and act normal but the men still act like desperate horny 13 year old cavemen??

>>72546401
I do very well thank you (also I'm British)

>>72546526
I don't think IP is all that representative, especially given how many are utter k-boos

>>72546401
yo calm down fukboi

deded

>>72547027
>>72546401
LEAVE US ALONE

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hello

>>72549554
So the leaf is not a real profile?
I block every male korean now thanks to /cp/

>>72549673
He probably is. In fact I believe this entire freakshow is real.

Interpals is a magical place.

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>>72541738
STOP STEALING OUR WAIFUS REEEEE
in all seriousness I've talked with most of the other hungarian girls in interpals and there were a few very very strange ones (although maybe I was just being retarded, cause one of them hit on me but I didn't pick up on it until 4 months later)

at least I got to practice reading/writing hungol

how easy is it to get a western cutie if you kinda look like youre an arab

>>72542357
i messaged that bitch and she IGNORED ME SCREEEE
link profile

>>72551106
>>72551027

maybe cause you look like an arab

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>>72551141
either that or because i have an intelligent, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor, too hard to tell

>>72551221
nice lad, proud of you

>>72551310
what's that supposed to mean, norman

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>had a date with a girl today
>we met online
>we were talking about vidya a few times online
>she said she liked dark souls
>seemed like a dream come true
>date was in a Italian restaurant
>bought Demons Souls to present to her as a joke gift
>went to the restaurant beforehand, told the waiter there to pretend to drop the game on the table when he was serving us
>go to the restaurant
>the waiter I spoke to isn't there
>entire date goes terribly because I am so nervous about what the fuck happened to Demons Souls and the waiter
>eventually got up and spoke to the manager in the back
>ended up shouting at him inf ront of the whole restaurant about Demons Souls
>my date was so red faced that she left
>stopped speaking to me

at least I have interpals

>>72551420
why not just give it to her yourself?

maybe you can call her up and explain it was just a bout of autism. if she doesnt think thats adorable its her loss

>>72550408
You moved to Hungary? Live there now?
Interesting.

To be honest I have repeatedly had breddy gud experiences (as in conversations) with Hungarians so far, and I have come to really like Hungary itself. But things always seem weird when trying to chat with someone from your own country, I find.

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>>72551420
She might understand if you tell her.

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You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary. The korean gf will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.

Surely if Kafka said it, it must be true... right?

>>72551841
Does it work for a charming bf too?

NEW THREAD

>>72552220


>>72552220


>>72552220

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>>72537454
>destroying Seoul