/b-- bri-- britttt/ edition-n
Brexit was a mistake
>gf is STILL asleep
gonna pull the covers off in a minute
is it possible to fuck your serotonin permanently by abusing mdma for a month
*ages 5 years*
Anyone who posts under a UK flag but denies being English is LARPing.
/radicalcentrist/
I figured out why /balt/ + /ausnz/ is such a boring general lads. It's the Balts and the New Zealanders
>>72442998
>still nothing changes in dogshit life
MAY do a 'cide
>>72443006
>England was a population 8 times larger that the other three home nations COMBINED
truly makes one ponder
>>72442994
most definitely. obviously depends on the exact usage amount but that shit will fry your serotonin receptors
>>72442994
Try it and report back
>>72443062
>other nations
>implying scotland, nireland and whales are anything more than provinces
Lol.
amuses me to no end that rupert murdoch got cucked by tony blair
>>72443006
>be paki
>illegally emigrate to uk
>buy cheap smartphone
>shitpost on /brit/ with a brit flag
>the indian subcontinent has a population of 1,750,000,000
>china has a population of 1,400,000,000
>africa has a population of 1,200,000,000
>>72443133
rupert is playing 8d chess, you have no idea what his plans were
wish I was a multi-billionaire so I could buy up all the post-war property in my city, demolish it and return it into its Victorian state.
>>72442994
even every weekend for a month is heavy. surely you're not talking about doing it every single night
>>72442949
watched the video of the max headroom hack the other day, proper mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjeUuakHsLw
>>72443141
Quintessentially English.
>>72443200
So much interesting and weird shit happens in america
Could I conceivably live off my savings and when I want to get back into work just tell people I was a freelance consultant or some shit
>>72442994
yeah, be careful with amphetamines lad they're no joke. Do all sorts of shit to your neurotransmitters
>>72443127
I didn't say nations I said home nations which is what they're called
but you're right anyway lmao
>>72443192
i did it once a week for a month and felt pretty fine, but the last time i did it, i felt like it was one too many times and felt fucked up for a couple of days. taking a break from it now, but wondering if the damage has been down. i've been supplementing vitamin c, 5htp and piracetam between rolls to try and protect against neurotoxicity
>>72442994
yep
large doses will up the chance i think
as well as throwing certain kinds of meds into the mix
anti-deps for example
only just heard about this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Falkland_Islands
west bromich btfo
>>72443261
I'm a veteran ama
*screencaps something on my normiebook feed*
*goes on /int/*
*puts on American or German flag*
*starts thread about it*
I am a good poster who contributes quality original content to this online community
>>72443261
pretty sure they teach this in school you runt
>>72443253
guessing you're 18-22, if so, you'll recover pretty easily. might take time but still the human body is actually remarkable at recovery when it's young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFHEIIEwoZU
so sad
>>72443340
nonce
>>72443321
they dont
is it possible to fuck your serotonin permanently by abusing benzos for 3 years
Had no idea I was surrounded by so many degenerate drug users
>>72443006
cachau bant padrig
>>72443321
only thing i remember learning about WW1 was about franz ferdinand
>>72443340
>this is the reasoning nonce twats use
big fan of a certain Jared Taylor
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K84c7NlZzno
>>72443416
yeah and their newest album wasn't even that good
really regret Brexit lads
not really funny any more
we should have just given in to (((their))) wishes
having a haircut today weird innit
is it possible to die from abusing heroin for 20 years
>>72443445
no you should try it
keep us posted lad x
>>72443471
lol
>>72443435
I voted leave but I didn't understand what that meant, plus I was tricked by fake news
>>72443200
>>72443127
>implying you are anything other than a province with special snowflake syndrome
>>72443471
fake post
Would love to visit Y Wladfa
wish i had access to some lsd or Psilocybin or something, i want to try microdosing.
what does time smell like
>>72443445
you can abuse heroin for long periods without causing long term damage
heroin doesn't damage the body the same way coke, alcohol, tobacco, amphetamines etc do
>>72443505
watched a doc on this
>>72443524
old gimmick
>>72443524
fish, chips and fanny
A UKIP wideboy followed me into the booth to monitor my vote during the referendum
wish I could be one of those people that do trendy obscure drugs
in reality I would just end up broke and addicted to something, because I'm already a high-functioning alcoholic, smoker, and obviously have an extremely addictive personality
>>72440092
aussies absolutely destroyed
None of the 25 girls I messaged yesterday responded within the 24hr timeframe
hmm
What's the onion address for the darknet markets again? Ta
>>72443515
darkweb
or go to europe and order some 1P-LSD or AL-LAD to your hotel, it's still legal in france, spain IIRC
>>72443549
what does wideboy mean can't be arsed to 'oogle it
>>72443494
Yes I am happy to be a province of big daddy EU.
>>72443576
>AL-LAD
>LAD
NOICE M8
aching for a wank but my PC muscles can't take the punishment
Will be blasting this choon at the rave tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_QY3xsLQNI
>>72443505
it's a tourist trap, welsh argentines have mostly been forcibly integrated, shipped off or have simple moved to find work. they only began teaching welsh and opening welsh themed cafes and such to get them sheep shekels
don't care
>>72443576
in uni halls atm la, can't do that
>>72443645
wanked to JAV this morning
it was alright
>>72443576
Al-lad is nasty
Feels like poundshop LSD that's been marinading in a bucket of dirt
do care
>>72443577
criminal, implies low-level crim like a henchman
you're a lazy fob
>>72443645
hurt my arm from wanking 4 times yesterday and once today be careful
>>72443567
your own fault for being born ugly
"poundshop X" is a poor man's idiom
blowing bloody chunks out my nose all morning due to some shitty coke
what race
>>72443665
then get one of the /int/ lads to buy it and post it to you
acid tabs are the easiest drug to smuggle
>>72443712
poundshop post
what a fine swarthy hungarian gyaldem
>>72443716
middle eastern
>>72443716
Coming first in the ugly race that's for sure
>>72443649
good lad
https://youtu.be/Sav8xG2JY_k
>>72443716
half asian, half spic
>>72443716
Spanish
>>72443716
face says spanish but the clothes say povvo. I'm gona go for latin america and take a stab in the dark - guatemala. final answer.
squat day today
>>72443716
puerto rican
you're not really doing that brexit shit are you lads haha
>>72443817
We need a 2nd referendum to get it right
might get a bicycle
>>72443753
germans are odd people
Reminder this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbcc8x7j1Lg
want a pakerstanny gf
>>72443817
good post
What's the most (You)s you've ever gotten in this general lads
I once did a post about how students are literal children living on their parent's money and that nobody here cares about their posts about uni accompanied with a picture of a Yank cheerleader soiling herself and got almost 20.
>>72443840
bike runts will be executed when i'm brought to power
need my bumhole licked by a japanese girl
>>72443840
good lad
WTF I love labour now
the goal
>>72443846
tears in my eyes she's so pretty
@72443861
27, it was one of those bingo cards designed to trigger 4chan users
>>72443861
about 6
>Want to order a book
>£8.99 + £2.50 postage
>free postage on orders over £10
>get 2nd book
>dispatched separately
Runt: cagers
Runt: bicycucks
Aligned Chakras: walkgods
>>72443844
and people say david icke is crazy for calling these people reptiles
Heard the irish like their women like their beer
>tfw still most handsome lad in /brit/
>>72443891
>going through the most boring states
>>72443943
not with that barnet you're not mate
i'm an archery god
>decide to build a new PC
>order parts at 11pm yesterday
>three separate amazon parcels
>they've all arrived already
wew
>>72443891
ive been eyeing a trip from singapore to london by train/car recently
if i had someone to go with me id probably do it
>>72443943
>tfw still most fat lad in /brit/
just wiped my arse with a McDonalds napkin because I'm out of toilet paper haha
>>72443921
Why don't you buy it used you fucking idiot
>>72443937
Frigid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCbhaeMaG_A
heh
>>72443937
Irish people don't like beer though
>>72443943
im the funniest lad in /shit/ I mean /brit/
>>72443996
Thick, brown and stout
>>72443891
>travelling through flyover states
Need to pay a girl to make noises in my ears IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKAKv8XkgDw
feel a shit brewing but also want to shower
>>72443984
arguable
*massages my stomach bulge*
>>72443984
Who can beat 17 stone
>>72443943
*combs your hair*
some brit lad on /trv/ drove from Hong Kong to Cape Town with his mates
properly jealous
>>72443861
probably 15+
the most replies in a thread ive started is maybe 250, never got to bump limit yet
>>72443947
Utah was definitely the most beautiful state I've been to, and I've been to 31 btw
Got called a gringo by an Argentine guy last night
Still not sure if he meant it in a derogatory sense
>>72443891
how can you be both a prude and a hoe?
>>72444068
lash us the link
I like to live vicariously through /trv/ stories
off to stevenage tonight waheey fucking shoot me
>>72443983
Going to do that in 2019 but starting in Edinburgh probably
will carry on from Singapore to Australia via cargo freighter if I can find a berth
>>72444061
oh no
the aussie nonce will reply to this post
>>72444098
Gringo is foreigner right? If he called you that in your country he was probably just joking
>>72444103
was quite literally 3 years ago
>>72444061
aow aow aow
>>72444068
Wouldn't mind doign this but I've heard that you need a full PRC drivers licence to drive through China
You can't get a temporary international licence and use it there
Will try to get the 444444 post with 'doing a poo'
>>72444131
feels brit-a-boo
I've sat so many times and cried
Alone again, no one by my side
And I wonder, "what would happen if I died"?
Will there be a single soul who cries?
SHAT AP BLAD
>>72444149
No need, I'll be taking those 4s off your hands
>>72444162
very cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ojvk-4IcOE
OH DO FUCK OFF
ffs always trying to push an agenda
>>72444162
what the fuck is that nonsense mate
couldn't pay me to eat that slop
>>72444207
This is why I need feminism
the gf (40 years old)
business idea: me having a rest
>>72444207
who the fuck hoovers a shirt
ought to take my bloody belt to her for that
>>72444207
>#1 trending
thanks choimwitz
>>72444207
quite a funny sketch tbf
if this triggers you fuck off
Need a chubby gf to sit around an eat cupcakes with
>>72444256
we now all know that you're poor lol
>>72444148
did some research on this a while ago, you can get a temporary chinese license and you dont even need to take a test. you just need to present a valid foreign license and fill out some forms
>>72444259
it's piggy backing off the original to make a bullshit point
fuck off
>>72444236
your gf is a paki lmao
>tfw probably the ugliest lad on the whole of 4chan outside of /jp/
>>72444297
but the joke (increasingly ridiculous scenarios) is a decent comedy trope
>>72444299
excellent post
>>72444215
sosig, baked beans and a sloppy roasted egg. i like it but i messed up the egg because my teflon pan is fucked up
has technology gone too far
>>72444333
>sosig
why is every other language is english babbytalk
Post hatefuck material
>>72444299
sri lankan you CUNT
WTF
>>72444364
literally who
>>72444162
bit hungry now
>>72444335
As long as I still have to manually turn my car, it's not gone far enough
Evening, just here for those 4s I placed on layby earlier
you wake up in plymouth
>>72444364
would lick anita sarkesians arsehole
>>72444379
*suddenly identifies as a woman and enters*
>>72444360
he's referencing this
and english isn't a real language, its just a mixture of french, german, latin, etc
it doesn't get any better than this
wales
>>72444364
>>72444379
It's open air swimming "ponds", they have mens, womens and mixed ones
>>72444439
yes hello
t. proud new south welshman
>>72444364
>this goblin-man has fucked her and kate beckinsale
>>72444324
I'm a 28yr old KV mate
>>72444437
>2017
>doesn't watch Blacked
>>72444407
would desperately search for this sign and follow it
>>72444387
Sarah Silverman, very unfunny hyper-lefty comedian
>>72444437
dont really understand why anyone would watch such a generic and average looking girl
>>72444465
He has a 10 inch cock and a billion dollar fortune
Life's easy when you're playing with cheat codes
>>72444497
>hyper-lefty
>clinton supporter
ahh yes
>>72443992
>buying used staff
I'm not poor
>>72444497
can see her wrinkles even with all that make up
no thanks
>>72444472
Just because I'm younger than you doesn't make me any less ugly
>>72444497
>>72444437
>480p porn
not for me clive
>>72444497
the depths she's willing to resort to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcrmnRijTQ
just had my contact lenses check up at the opticians lads
qt little blonde girl was the optometrist
she was about 6 inches from my face and I could feel her breathing on me while she was shining that bright light to see the back of my eyes
then she pressed my lower eyelids down and had a look
closest female contact I've had in a long time haha
>>72444539
>that forearm hair
like a bloody chimpanzee
>my IQ is higher than my age
>>72444534
She's 46 years old, what do you expect you dip
>>72444560
alri speccy lmao
brought my BAC levels up
>>72444582
>46
literally older than my mum haha
>>72444514
>He has a 10 inch cock
how do you know?
>>72444364
>>72444497
>>72444539
>>72444582
I would fuck the hell out of this crazy jewish lady
>>72444612
He got nudes leaked years ago
car design is getting too peng nowadays
>>72444604
Go to bed Ringo
>>72444560
mine was doing some shit to my eyes and asked if she could touch my face, which gave me ASMR
i looked her up on facebook and she's jewish
>>72444632
haha deano my man, how ru
Housemate is throwing up in the toilet and the noise is making me gag ffs, he only got home at 6am
the other one is still in bed
im not drinking cos lent so I didn't go out, sound
There are currently two 117 year olds alive
Rare situation, probably only the second time in human history (previous time was 1998)
>>72444465
>Danny Boyle has anally ravaged Rosario Dawson
The fuck is going on
>>72444641
incredible
exciting times
I, Robot when
>>72444632
Deano my lad long time no see
>>72444685
she looks like an old manjaw nigger here
why would you want that
hope i die this year
>>72444669
>im not drinking cos lent so I didn't go out, sound
such a fucking batty
fuck white people
>>72444726
bender
>>72444729
>tfw you pray every night for sudden adult death syndrome
imagine your surname was Ness and your first initial was P. would kill myself if im honest
>>72444714
What is Kev's endgame?
kids era rosario dawson gf needed
>>72444632
>>72444739
I've been teetotal for more than a month actually
>>72444790
knew a guy called P. Ennis
>>72444766
you could have chosen literally any pic to convince me and yet you posted that one.
state of your sexuality. who opened the closet
fuck
>>72444790
>>72444790
Have a mate who's last name is Kness and almost called his kid Peter
>>72444626
LINK
brother is on holiday in syria sent me this
Phil McCrackin
>>72444799
outstanding post
>>72444796
>That scene when she started talking about drinking cum and getting it stuck in her teeth
Knew a bloke whose last name was Head and he called his kid Knob
Why is Britain so shit at late night shows? Are we too miserable a nation?
>>72444875
Who the fuck still watches tv.
brother is on holiday in syria sent me this
>>72444821
>posts small resolution literally nothing pic
State of you lad, just give up
>Knew a bloke whose last name was Head and he called his kid Knob
>>72444839
k makes it a little better
could be worse. you could be a Mr Paul Ness
>>72444875
Late night TV used to be GOAT on channel 4 and softcore porn on Channel 5
>>72444901
at least the face is attractive which is point of the post, you ingrate
>>72444875
who watches tv in 2017?????????
>>72444875
tv's been shit for years
my lunch is a curry pot noodle and a tin of mac and cheese
>this is a VW
done over 1000 words today stopping now
Alri laddos
At Clapham Junction tbqh
Guy at work's last name's Cunt, only went and called his daughter Fat (middle name Fucking)!!
>>72444991
could well be me father in law!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkN_SCC76ec
is tim just hearing things?
Sophie: Oh, there was a call for you. A Mr. Nesshead rang.
Alan: Right. Never heard of him. Did he leave a first name?
Sophie: No, it was just a Mr. P. Nesshead.
Alan: Sophie, that’s a crank call. That’s another crank call.
Sophie: [Smirking] Is it?
Alan: Read it back to yourself.
Sophie: Oh yeah, I can see what he’s done now. Shall I put it on the list with all the others.
Alan: If you would. Actually, can I have a look at that list. I want to get to the bottom of this. [Reading] Mr. G. String…Mr. Nick Hers…Y. Front…Mr. T. Osser? That doesn’t even work. Mr. B. Ody – this is Bill Oddie. It’s not a prank call. Why have you put it on there?
Susan: Well, we thought it looked like ‘body’.
Alan: What’s rude about a body?
Sophie: Tits?
>>72444984
dealer?
Just found out that a girl I fancy is half native Brazilian, I want to fuck so badly now
>>72444988
very busy station
what platform ye on
>>72444984
LOADSAMONEY
>>72445009
lmao he almost says "timothy james byrne here flat spracklen house"
>>72444976
>WOB AT 950
What did they mean by this?
knew lad with first name dean and second name was just 'o'
>>72444976
>R Line
So it's nothing then
R-Line, S-Line, M-Sport, ST-Line, and GT-Line are the ultimate poser cars. It's a car that looks quick but still has the same 1.2 litre engine as the base model
At least Renault sort of did it well back in the day. They released Megans and Clios that had the looks somewhere between the base models and RS, as well as an engine and suspension to match it
>ywn sit in your Porsche in a dark underground secure car park in Geneva, running your hands along the high quality materials and knowing you've made it in life
>>72444984
cool llama thing, wouldn't mind something like that
I'm not gay
>>72444900
t.Kurd
>>72445064
>Porsche
looool nah you're alright mate
>>72444900
This guy is a Jew who posts stuff like "Kill all white people" on twitter
not even joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
>>72445022
9 ;^)
>>72445102
yeah it's a joke you mong
>>72445103
been quite a few years since ive seen this
Need a crazy famous ageing cat lady jew gf
le arse
>>72444984
give us some money lad
>>72445109
getting the overground as fast as I can to doxx you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAEO-kiyChA
choon
>>72445103
shit
this is OLD
>>72445129
is this winona ryder?
>>72445144
Overground is slow af mate, I'll be long gone.
>>72445153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUjh9Id6Id8
>>72445147
good lad
>>72445103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw
>>72443663
is that centreparcs lad? mint.
>ywn have that 45 year old worn out financial executive look, wearing a long creme jacket whilst loading up your Porsche for your skiing trip in a remote part of the Alps
>>72445173
Wee, Galloway looks like a don there. Corbo looks like a gimp still looool
>>72444984
Need a tenner mate
>>72445173
>social democrat
just threw up a bit in my mouth
>>72445173
Could heem Corbyn, Galloway, and the millions like him
>>72445157
Yes
>he thinks material wealth will make him happy
SAD!
>>72444984
>crazy roxx
WHAT
>>72445196
>Porsche
>not a Ferrari or Maserati
>>72445255
They're basically weird shaped maoam pinballs
>>72445243
If you can buy pretty much anything you want to, then why would it not make you happy?
>ywn have the 45 year old worn out financial executive look
>ywn have multiple executive and sports cars
>ywn be utterly depressed and fed up with life despite having a net worth of millions
>>72445173
Red pill me on Galloway. No idea who he is, just seems like an angry Islamist
>>72445268
Man, I might have to go to Tesco, I want some now
>>72445242
would quite like to spaff on her chest iah
currently have 1263 images of my waifu saved on this computer
only poor people buy expensive things and show them off to others
Redpill me on Boi Poochie
>He thinks material wealth will bring him happiness
Hehehe yes consume and consume good lad
>>72445303
Had an affairwith Pete Burns in the big brother house, his wife left him and he converted to Islam to win the election in Bradford
There was some scandal he was involved in with an oil company, he was guilty but somehow evidence went missing and the case collapsed
>ywn fly down the French countryside in your £80k car
>>72445322
This
My dad is friends with a multimillionaire and he's the most down to earth man I've ever met. Only poor people and trust fund babbys feel the need to show off what they buy
>>72445316
Imagine spaffing on her tits and then she licks it off and making weird noises and pulling funny faces
>>72445338
mentally ill canadian
>>72445338
>no dick
Disgusting
drinking but it's not making me happy
>>72445338
fuck me thats disgusting. on par with caitlyn jenner.
>>72445269
Wew lad, wew.
Time to do some reading
>Marcus Aurelius
>Epicurus
>Tim Kasser's book on materialism
>Richard Layard's on happiness
>Angus Deaton & Daniel Kahneman on wealth & life satisfaction
>>72445374
I like to live modestly.
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Capitalism? Not for me
>>72445410
ehh
considering they're a teenage boy they're doing an alright job
much better than an old man like jenner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtKUEkyvPLw
bf just sent me this video of him
>>72445439
t.Sc*t
the gf
just bought 18 cans of bud light frmo tesco for £10
>get home and realise it's 3.5%
FUCK
>>72445457
any tranny is not doing a good job.
>>72445427
t. bitter poortherner
>>72445489
relatively speaking you cretin
>>72445477
What did you think the light meant? Low calorie?
>>72445386
why does she make such weird faces
i noticed it in stranger things
>>72445477
What in the fuck were you thinking?
>'people' that drink Coors light
Post slags you gaybos
>>72445519
Anti-depressants side effect probably