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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAxKsT9CZQ4

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Communism

>>72437992
DUDE WEED LMAO
V.S.
Scarecrow is the dictionary table of contents of drugs
If you describe it, I could tell you what the fuck it was
Now if you're itching, very drowsy, you feel very down
That must be heroin, I only sniff that Funkytown
The only marijuana that the Infamous will blow
Is Purple Kush and White Willow or I break down that dro
Lortabs and percocet, just before I get to bed
Break out the bag of blow and take about four to the head
Lord must have his medicine, plenty yellow purple syrup
Purest herb, very perved, feel superb, to the curb
Snotting up them railroad tracks, mack having a heart-attack
Take a Xanax, put it back, bitches bout to get attacked
Sometimes I may get down with the crystal methamphetamine
Niggas stay up early, I will strain my eyes on your high beams
Lord can't get it? Ain't no such thing of it, I stay high as fuck
Lord should take a piss test
It would melt right through the fucking cup

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gf

Any brits here? I want to beat the fuck out of you

>>72438051
Basically fuck Juicy J

>>72438014
Me on the right

>>72438053
"""g""" f

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isn't the article 50 being triggered soon

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>>72438096
Yes

it makes me laugh to think of brits listening to rap

you used to be such a cultured and proper people

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>>72438051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV1tMUP5z5A
it's all about the same money mang

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>>72438042
anti lifestylist nietzschean post marxism desu

>>72437876
>>72437876
>>72437876

>>72438110
have you ever listened to stormzy

it's quite funny

listening to oasis

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>>72438110
>Yank observations

>>72438110
rap is culture

>>72438110
We're a nation of plebs with a tiny sophisticated elite who are ethnically French and German.

cant believe were already third month into 2017

>>72438134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E-RZxVHnm0

fuck stormzy tbf

>>72438194
yeah one that glorifies criminal behavior

>>72438282
well yeah thats still art and culture

I need a video game to play that has a similar gameplay feel to MGSV.
Anyone know of any?

>>72438282
velvet underground have a song glorifying heroin use
throbbing gristle have a song about rape
gg allin used to smear himself with shit on stage

still art, still culture

Just ate 3 scambled eggs on 2 slices of toast, and a bowl of bran flakes tbqh

Gym in 1 hour

>>72438111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmX-nYzt0-4

our alpoko don

stormzy album was wank but big for your boots is a decent choon

>>72438360
it was quality what u on

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neighbors are partying

>>72438146
>listening to the normie version of blur
sad post

GTA 6 trailer comes out tomorrow, hyped AF t b h f a m

>>72438375
too much gay pop stuff I wanted bangers

>>72438402
Oasis are the northern Blur and they are a much better band

>>72438402
>Alternative rock, Britpop, Indie rock
Literally the definition of normo

Does Marine Le Pen have British heritage? Her teeth are yellow as fuck.

>>72438423
wiley's album has bangers on it
stormzy's is more introspective

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had a run in with the neighbourhood hitman
wiped him out

>>72438400
>neighbors
FOY

>>72438409
it's set in london you play as rasheed a 20-something pakistani drug dealer who starts out in tower hamlets but ends up in hammersmith

Only gone at gottem myself one of those females that likes me hahHa lads

should do a gta in chiraq

feel bad for whoever moves into this airbnb after me cos the smell of stale farts is heavy

>>72438429
that's exactly what osasis is though
maybe you're too young to remember, but blur won the britpop war (vs oasis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFsggRJzYek
I'd be fucking proud if this came out of my country

>>72438360
>>72438375
>listening to normie grime
don't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjyanaMAvk

>>72438423
isnt that basically grime now though? it doesnt cater to 14-25 year old black bois anymore, its all about them cheeky nando's 14 year old white boys wearing huaraches, skinny tracksuit bottoms, snapback & northie t.

who /boring job/ here?

>>72438543
Public service drone here

>>72438558
administration?

only work with women and benders
feel left out

>>72438426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9GFDVYIWw
insufferable hypocritical cunts is what they are

>>72438470
Hammersmith is a downgrade lmao

>>72438354
dope underground, haven't heard much like it from the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsnAVOo33ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1yha-FsfJ8

GTA 6 should be set in London, it's obvious

>>72438580
suck a willy to fit in

>>72438643
gta 1 had an expansion pack set in 60's london and it was pretty cool

>>72438409
I've put too much time into GTA Online to start fresh, hope they let you carry over player levels or something

I fucking love being a data entry drone
If you last long enough in your job you get to watch the pointless crap you scanned and indexed turn into something useful, efficient and relevant

never played gta 5 ngl

>>72438668
i imagine a british San Andreas essentially

you play as a young roadman from lewisham

new gta in atlanta would be cool
with all the rappers from real life in it and stuff

>>72438735
GTA: Snow on Tha Bluff Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcAbFsJ3oBI

gta vi: swansea 2bh

>>72438710
kek

who /don'tknowwhattodayI'lldo/ here?

>>72438643
It would be awful. There's no gun culture in London, most police don't carry guns, the streets are tiny and congested and not suited to speeding and racing, gangs and crime are on a much smaller and less interesting scale than in major American cities.

GTA should never be set outside of an American city. They should either revisit Vice City or set it somewhere like Chicago, New Orleans or Washington.

GTA VI: Yorkshire

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>>72438643
>Contemporary London
Yeah nah fug off
>>72438668
>Dodging the Flying Squad while running errands for the Twins in fully immersive 3D
Take my money

>>72438776
oh it's you again
fuck off

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>"I got 25 hard, 25 weed, 25 pills, an dubs of soft that look like 50's"

chicago or atlanta for gta 6

>>72438801
haha yeah

*walks off to talk to someone else*

>>72438816
Tunbridge Wells

want to take a piss but i know if i go in there and sit down it's going to turn into a poo and i've just not got the time for it

>>72438816
chicago is played out but Atlanta could be cool

Chicago is where you go if you want your kid to not make any money and get shot over some bullshit at this point. Murder capital of the US

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>So Anon I hear you got 25 hard, 25 weed, 25 pills, an dubs of soft that look like 50's is this true?

>>72438857
*checks her thoroughly for wires*

>>72438857
she looks like a celebrity from the 80s or 90s but i can't put my finger on it
would like to put my finger in it though hey haha *nudges your ribs*

25 lighters in my dresser
yes sir

>>72438776
You could easily work around this by setting it in a different time frame.

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over 20,000 british troops died in the first day of the battle of the somme

>>72438885
goat screw freestyle

the next gta is going to be utter shite

bet they go the saints row route

>>72438899
highly DOUGHT it desu

>>72438898
i got 5 on it is still goat imo
theres like multiple screw tapes consisting of 20 minutes freestyles only shits mental

[lyrics from an obscure song]

Business idea: Λυσιστράτη but in the Rust Belt

A new Vice City but with an even greater scale than GTA V would be based.

Miami in the same detail as LA and New York in the last two games with all the surrounding areas and the Everglades would be really cool.

Keef Queef single handedly killed Chicago

>>72438931
I meant the one on chapter 99 shot calling btw

for some reason can't find it on youtube

>>72438965
ahh im talking about the one on leanin on a switch chap 13

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fucking SCREAMING

>it will soon be time for aussies and yanks to fuck off

feels great

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>>72438955
>80s London GTA where you play as a Turkish heroin dealer

>>72439018
Its worth it now da yuros cant tell us wot to do innit

>>72439018
>Leeds
>Bradford
>Rochdale
>Rotherham
>Leicester
>Peterborough
>Birmingham
>Blackburn
>>South

Had a few keys of charlie last night, done a fair bit of mandy and LSD but never had coke before yesterday
All in all pretty underwhelming, I'd do it again but I'd not go out of my way to.
Was just moreish but without any good reason to be.

black gloves black mask i gotta eat nigga

*gets gunned down in my studio over a snickers bar*
FLOCKA I go harrrrd in tha muhhfuckin paint nigga

>>72439019
i'm here all night laddo

summer rising, hair line receding
car steady speeding, drug dealing

Trap Back is the greatest Guwop mixtape

>>72439147
>french music

gta vi: port talbot

>>72438816
Las Venturas

>>72439163
its yankesque

>>72439156
>not back to the trap house

imma get high get high
then die

Can honestly say I've watch harmony korine's die antwoord short film about 12 times

It's so perfect

really hope I don't have to go to bradford at any point in my life 2bh

The Scots are wild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhD0vcHDL_U

>>72439222
have you seen julien donkey boy

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>>72438955
>Grand Theft Auto: VIce City

MUH
https://twitter.com/Eugenia_Cooney/status/842956725552480256

>>72439250
have you?

>>72439250
seen everything he's done mate

All amazing. Werner Herzog is great in Julien donkey boy. Also that black albino song is genius

>>72439235

bradford is considerably whiter than london at least

>start watching Chicago Fire
>it's cool, I like it, the police characters are annoying but whatever

>Chicago PD happens
>now have to watch both because of all the crossovers
>fine whatever, they suck but at least Fire is still fun

>episode in a hospital
>start introducing loads of named characters
>have a bad feeling
>fucking Chicago Med is now a thing
>have to bounce between three fucking shows now, start forgetting plot points between episodes of each

>just found out there's a fourth show called Chicago Justice
>it's about prosecutors, the worst bit of every Law & Order
>except now they have their own fucking show
>even longer between episodes of Fire, the only good one

Fuck you Dick Wolf

>>72439294
nice
julien donkey boy was filmed according to dogme95 rules if i recall correctly
very good film

All the Nigerians I know act as if they big in to grime but haven't listened to anything beyond shite like skepta, stormzy and section boyz

*doesn't let the bodies hit the floor*
haha whoopsie

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>dogme 95

>>72439318
not sure why you once thought i would care mate

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the so-called savings

>>72439158
honestly sometimes you gotta save up your spank for a nice wank sesh, its gonna feel much better than the wanks youve been having

>>72439391
alri bill gates

*gets down with the sickness*

>>72439391
Enjoy your £50 interest.

*seeks and destroys*

>>72439391
fuck off billionaire

give me a meme lads x

>>72439391
invest it in forex

whaaaaat about meee, it isn't fair
i've had enough now i want my share

Jehovah's witnesses came to the door lads, told them this is a pagan household and to fuck off

post more haha

>>72439485
sounds like a load of shite m8

>>72439391
I have a bit more money than this, should I start buying shares and shit?

going to the huge Mélenchon meeting this afternoon
JK LOL im going to mong out to benzos

>>72439524
alri Pierre Escobar

boss honestly believes microwaves cause cancer


hmmmm

gonna hang out here till the Arsenal match ok

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>>72439391

>0.5%

hope you're getting a deposit bonus on that

>>72439391
Fuck off you literal billionaire

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1071634/

It is time for the American Psychiatric Association to designate extreme racism as a mental health problem by recognizing it as a delusional psychotic symptom. Persons afflicted with such psychopathology represent an immediate danger to themselves and others.

and i say.. heyyyyyyeeaahhyeeeeeeyyyeeahhhyehhheeeeeeeyyeahhh-ay-ay..yheyyyyyyyyeaaaa-ay-ay
i said hey....... whats going on

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22000973

Alright /brit/, what class are you?

>>72439485

thought they didn't do that anymore

they decided that gormlessly standing in the middle of town holding a pamphlet was better than actively approaching people

>>72439524

good lad

going to have some xanax and whisky later, hope to put myself to sleep for 12hrs

heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yaahhhahahahh.. heyyyy yahhhhhhhhhhh

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gorges du Verdon, aka "the endz"

To all the salty NEETs: you too could have savings of £10,000 if you just got a job.

If you still live at home you can make loadsamone even with a pathetic drone job like me. I get paid ~£1200 a month (after taxes and deductions) and spend barely half that. And I would spend even less if my mum wasn't a jew about rent.

really not too fond of Owls and Kangaroos desu

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>>72439599
>Competing interests: None declared

listening to a bit of saffa kwaito whilst having a bowl of bran flakes

i'm so lonelyyyyyy (so loooonelyyy) i'm mr. loooonely (mr loooney.) i have nobooodyyyy (i have noboodyyyy) to call my oo-ooo-ooown (to call my own)

>>72439679
I'd go absolutely mental if I still had to live at home.

>>72439734
good post

*unsheathes my darksteel demon katana*

alright kid... let's see whatcha got


HIYYYYAYAAAAAAAAAAAA

*lunges forward in a flash*

>>72439679
have far more than that because I was born into wealth

>>72439620
Emergent Service Worker lass

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>>72439784
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

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>>72439784
your sword can not penetrate my make up

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oh Ed, you're a fuckin mess

>>72439799
I've got a theory that that girl is one of those emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls that isn't actually attractive but everyone just assumes everyone else thinks she is so plays along with it

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>>72439799
*teleports behind you*

heh, you've much learn, kiddo

>>72439813
*smashes an egg on your shoulder*
pft..

>>72439845
Wow epic theory

alright lads, how's /GF2017/ going?

based gordo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39309133

labour saves britain from the divisive tories again and again

>>72439845
>emperor's new clothes 'attractive' girls
explain

just popping down to the shop to get some food

dunno what th'rest of th'day I'll do

>>72439869
cut my losses and ran, preparing for /gf2020/ currently

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the USSR was truly massive

Kazakhstan alone is the size of europe

>>72439892
be reet lad, you'll get there.
already bagged myself a gf haha

*rattles the bars of my cage*
Reeeeeeeeee
reeeeee.......

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>>72439845
not really, she has great tits. ugly faces dont matter in the year of our lord 2010+7

>>72439905
honestly would rather have a small country full of interesting stuff than huge places of void and nothingness

*tears the emperors new clothes off*

>>72439869
the aim is to go back to uni when I'm 29 and match with a peng 24 yo. We'll have our first when I'm 30

what's this idea of renaming the bank of england

aesthetic: illegal raves in post soviet industrial towns

>>72439869

haven't even hugged a female this year

>>72439874
She's not attractive, but since she acts like she is, you assumes that you must be wrong and she actually is attractive. So you play along and act like she's attractive, because you don't want people thinking you're too stupid to see how attractive she is.

Everyone does this, which creates a situation where nobody finds her attractive, but everyone acts like they do, and she believes she's is attractive. A collective delusion

>>72439925
west russia is still as big as europe

>>72439952
same but change this year to a longer amount of time

>>72439905
liverpool mentioned

>>72439971
but it is fuck all but flat dire land and muddy villages

did a POO OUT OF MY BUM

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>>72439971
impressive infrastructure differences though. can be noticed with the lack of "big" cities and roads

can't wait to grab a piece of the privatisation pie when dprk goes lads
already saving up 2 dollars a week, going to be an oligarch soon just watch

>>72440023
been holding one of those in for a while

>>72438899
Bet they just make it multiplayer only. Having online multiplayer at all is a red flag for any game.

don't ever reply to me again

>>72440030
t. yank imperialist

>>72440030
why doesn't ukraine get some meme froggish name

>>72440051
alri imperialist pig

its hard to thank when my mind goes blank

>>72440054
poo

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we're just the yank's little pugs

>>72440056
all i see is that just in terms of roads, russia is still underdevelopped compared to the likes of germany, holland and france
it's not even a question about distance to cover, because if russia was such a big and powerful power some dank ass roads would be built no matter how far the next city is

Nice day out lads

just joking it's cold, grey, wet and windy haha

>>72440111
enfield service station

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>>72440101
>tfw your state is bigger than the UK
feels dry man

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china has lots of roads

>>72440103
russia is fighting the good fight though.

central europe=yanks bitch

>>72440168
dont care mate we're talking about infrastructure and how it defines a country development

*bmm-bm-bm-swwwnng* booooooob the builder (can we fix it?) boooooob the builder (yes we can)

>>72439391
WTF THAT"S MY ACCOUNT
GET OUT

calling the police rn

*changes the subject*

>>72440144
>state is half desert
>experience frequent drought
>continue to grow almonds and broccoli, some of the most water-intensive plants next to rice
>people refuse to not have ornately landscaped gardens on their property
>have to buy water from other states
>it's fine, not like our economy based on tourism and media could ever collapse

just annexed Estonia lads haha

>>72440189
nah you're talking about infrastructure and positioning me against you. I only mentioned size

China seems really comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7TyGPfQ3Tc

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You want to get girls?

Here's how:

Lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, once she's locked out nickle back her till game over.

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me and the bf

>>72440212
and by the way there's no multipolarity in today's geopolitic fresque
yanks and russia aren't really antagonists
all the powers work under the same shield, which clearly is zionism

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RACE MIXING POLL!

http://poal.me/dg0v2g
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>>72440204
How do you know all that?

And desu it's almonds we supply like 80% of the world's almonds, and those trees take up massive amounts of water

And it's only like 1/4 of the state is naturally desert

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can only read 'china' in donald trump's voice now

CHY-NAH

>>72440204
>be a dumb yank
>run away to an alien world
>expect same west european privileges
>impose them regardless
>uh duhh what's climate change

Hey guys need some (You)s feeling real depressed rn thanks

i'mmm..too sexy for my shirttt... too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurtssss....

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>>72440224

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>>72440266
here (You) go

>>72440234
stupid arse

>>72440288
fuck off milo

>>72440204
The part of the state that farms is not desert.
The city dwellers, who do live in a desert, require the water from the non desert part of the state to survive.

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the capital city of alaska

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>all the powers work under the same shield, which clearly is zionism

>>72440322
>this kills the Californian

>>72440322
>state capitals
not a fan

>>72440322

rightful russian clay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH5QOHsW-PU

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Holy fucking shit why do these new girls have such big tits?

Very motivated to do well at my job. Does hard work ever really pay off though?

>>72440343
>his country is too small for states
howling

>>72439655
>xanax
where'd you get it?

Not hungover lads

>>72440351
7/10 women depress me

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>>72440370

>>72440370
>what are Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Jersey, Guernsey, Gibraltar and Ascension Island

Due to its location on the globe, being almost equidistant from New York City, Tokyo, and Berlin, Anchorage lies within 9 ½ hours by air to nearly 90% of the industrialized world.[11] For this reason, the Anchorage International Airport is a common refueling stop for many international flights and is home to a major FedEx Hub which the company calls a "critical part" of its global network of services

>>72440410
>what is england also

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>>72440379

>>72440421
London = England = Britain = UK

Everything else is periphery

>>72440415
whoever sold alaska for pennies must be seething rn

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>going through life finding hundreds and hundreds of women you meet attractive but none of them find you attractive

>>72440445
Hello rasheed

>>72440398
local governments aren't states
>>72440410
*laughs*
come now lad

>>72440415
Tell me something I don't know

>>72440398
>>72440410
>Oi I'm on my way to a different state
*drives for 2 hours*
>here we are!
kek

>>72440445
shove off

im indian

NOT a paki

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so is PJW gay then? just look at those DSL's

>>72440445
Anti-British Jewish wanker detected

>make a post
>get called rasheed AND a jew

epic

>>72440482
Go fix the slurppy machine you currynigger, and don't poo on anything

>>72440482
Which part of India are you from

What the hell are we doing in Estonia? 800 troops deters no one but could get us sucked n to a conflict.

>>72439799
>that short index finger

>>72440460
I was once molested by my sister's friend

>>72440450
Literally me, what's worse is that when I was younger I was very good looking but the older I get the more average I look. I might as well just kill myself

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>>72440490
heading to prague's VI-BRUNT GAY DISTRICT

she..will..wear..you..out.. livin la vida loca

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>>72440490
PRAHGES VIBRUNT GAY SEEN

>>72440512
NATO innit, got to look after plucky little Estonia

>>72440534
>when I was younger I was very good looking
paedo

>>72440512
>800 troops deters no one
>could get us sucked into a conflict
give your head a good shake and see if you can work out why you're a thick runt here lad

>>72440530
Proof?

>>72440506
Fuck off you nigger

>>72440510
London

how can i orgasm without ejaculating

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>>72440450
>only getting looks off chubbies

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>>72440537

>>72440581
Cut off your testicles

>>72440372

alphabay

>>72440581
hold it like your holding in a wee

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reeeeeeeeeee

shut up and stop singing you kangaroooooooooooooooooooooo

tried to put a banana up my arse but I ended up squeezing it so hard with my anus that it turned to mush

>sister invites me to a local indie film festival held in a carpark kind of place
>200 people turn up, faux red carpet, BYO
>sister introduces me to her friends
>stand around stonefaced for three hours, have a few drinks
>talk to two cute girls, one wander off and the other I could have potentially had a chance with but wasn't thinking that way
>films finish up
>get a train home
>post on /brit/

Just want to be at a social event where I don't feel alone

dont want to get looked at

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>What the hell are we doing in Estonia? 800 troops deters no one but could get us sucked n to a conflict.

>>72440577
please be in Brick Lane

>>72440585
I got a look from a really ugly blonde girl last night in a pub and I was like err no I'm clearly out of your league bitch

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>>72440633

>>72440632
have you considered small doses of MDMA

>>72440632
age of sister?

Big willies in my bum

fuck off

fuck OFF

>>72440658
Yes, no

>>72440659
Late 20s

So easy to get nudes off drunk girls haha

Got nudes off 6 different girls on snapchat last night

*puts a US troop in every country in the world*
ended warfare forever

already done 2 nasty beer shits this morn'

Love a bit of fanta exotic

>>72440632
shall have taken a few benzos
then a tad bit of liquor and once you start to feel heavenly just talk

>>72440696
Proof?

gf sent me this

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ex6KvPXxdb

>>72440696
sorry but that's rape

inferred from my dream last night that I should no longer look at porn

>>72440698
How dumb are you lol

>>72440702
i've done 3 but i didn't drink yesterday. bit weird.

any boys out there wanna be my goth gf

sweet dreaamss are made of thiiiissss...who am i to disaaaaagreeeee...i travel the world and the seven seaaassss..everybody's looking for something... (ooooooooohhhhhho..hahhhh...haahhoooooooooooo)

>>72440694
is she cute? are her friends cute?
name of films?

set the scene for me la. wanna be there

don't get outdoor events in this rainy shithole

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>>72440632
just be confident bro

>>72440750
I prefer the term "daft" thanks

shit actually exploded out of my arse before

>>72440761
Cringe

Back from t'the so called t'gym lads

gonna shower, eat, pack my bag and leave my house for a week because it's become so awkward here.

>/r9k/ autists think that the only people who ever have sex are 10/10 Armani models

cor that's... that's really something eh

>>72440784
what's the thing where another hole opens in your ass and filth flies out

>>72440788
strap in, its a long night lad

>>72440784
like a good arse sneeze me

>>72440777
Fuck off poortherner

Was sick at both ends at the club last night

arrogant

Where were you in 92

>>72440795
Haven't been on /r9k/ in years and I have not one regret

>>72440813
More cringe

LISTEN TO THIS SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGLxoKOvzu4

You can't make this shit up. Fucking hell.

Brew: >>72440840

>>72440838
being a toddler in various places

>>72440838
lived in america then desu

>>72440763
Yeah her friends are pretty alright

Films were assorted 2-5 minute deals.

It actually rained intermittently for the first hour. It was pretty comfy, I imagine I would've had a great time if I was able to get into it.

>>72440807
>ass
fuck off yank

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so perfect

>>72440838
in my dads cock

>>72440850
No thanks I no longer listen to Ameriburger monkey music

Funny how so many Americans can't grasp the fact that I don't want to talk to them and have little to no interest in their country.

business idea: bribe the american psychiatric association to declare beliefs that contradict my ideology as mental disorders