/brit/

usa

English gf

that other thread was literally beset by spambots

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I give it 2 minutes

>>72372616
janitor forced it upon us tbf

>>72372587
**chinese gf

>>72372669
*burns it*

>>72372671
been there, im alright

alri lads

not attracted to Asian girls that are actually from Asia

>>72372704
but she is a qt and rich

NEED Aisha to open her twitter again, I'm starting to get bored of the limited supply of pics I managed to save while it was public

>>72372738
Just follow her then

What percent of posters on 4chan regularly are spam bots? Most low-thought low-quality posts seem easy enough for a moderate AI chatbot to replicate, or to grab snippets from various /pol/ posts and mingle them with other words.

And don't forget all the 'organic' marketing attempts by companies like Nintendo on /v/ or Blacked on /tv/ who try to shill their products.

By 2020 even half the posts here could be spam.

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commie gfs

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>>72372587
i wish i had an english gf

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What every white man wants

>>72372738
done a good few wanks over her holding the /brit/ sign desu

I COULDN'T WAIT FOR THE SUMMER AT THE WARPED TOUR

>>72372751
The BLACKED posters on /tv/ are fun as hell

Unlike the degenerate product they sell

>>72372748
She'd have to approve me and I don't have an active account, she'd know I was from here

>>72372732
nice

reckon me and Aisha would match on the 'der iah

this place is literally the only place i hear about her anymore. and i think her show is still on the air! i think people here know her body type is pretty much all they can hope to get and its a tough pill to swallow so they just play denial while shitposting about her on repeat forever even if she is not on the media's radar all that much these days.

>>72372546

>burgers
>hues
>whites
>leafs
>cunts

Didn't noticed until now how deep yuros are into shitposting.

>>72372751
found it a bit strange that all the posts were pre collected rants about whiteness

/pol/ is probably about 60% bots

remember to report it and move on

jacked her then i asked her who's the man she said B-I-G
then i bust in her E-Y-E

>>72372798
So make an account and follow some celebrities, tweet to Cobyn a few times, stuff like that

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>>72372816
FUCK OFF

the more I see of Zelda the less I want to play it

>>72372783
why do koreans act like they're children

>>72372795
what are these posters you speak of?

>>72372751
lel you shoulda seen 4cchan before captcha

>>72372864
cbf

That isnt shitposting you fucking retard. Just becuase they are doing something you dont like does not make it shitposting

>>72372897
fuck off spambot

>>72372890
>NEED Aisha to open her twitter again

Sounds like you were exaggerating in your opening post

well shieeeeeeeeeet

I've only used my results for shitposting on /pol/, so I haven't actually checked the site in ages.

I guess once more people started submitting dna samples they were able to get more accurate.

oh well ;_;

>>72372546

There used to be a lot more people interested in arthouse. Even remember some guy giving out KG invites. Now it's either /v/ plebs or film students shitposting inbetween lectures about inane garbage. /tv/ is truly dead.

>>72372783
But fuck darkies for coming to the west and trying to get white women right?

White men are the niggers of Asia.

If the fag's fishing for (You)s on the back of another autist's shitposting then that's just sad

so what are we talking about in here lads?

I think you should be banned for underage shitposting.

>tfw I was shitposting in this thread but then I realised that these people are serious and now I just feel bad for them

>>72372940
Britain and British culture

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>>72372885
Oh I remember it well, but those posts were extremely obvious spam.

What's worrying is that chat AI has gotten to the point where it can perfectly mimic the average /pol/ shitposter.

The only way we could tell that we were being spammed in the last thread was because there were so many spam posts going at once. But if it was just one or two blending in, you'd never have noticed.

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>>72372940
crisps and slags

lime & black pepper

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so reddit said turkey have declared holy war upon me or something??

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>>72372955

School was fun today lads.

I had to shitpost once since David himself is nonstop shitposting

post your non-reddit british problems lads
really dark shit

>>72372546
>it will never be 2014 ever again with its RLM shitposting

Shitposting three times a day keeps the normies away

>>72372993

If they kill me for shitposting about Pedogate then I win!

>>72373003

Aussie shitposting is usually funny. I know an Aussie is "on the same page" and just having a laugh. These fucking leaves, though: All I get are real beliefs hidden beneath irony because they're fucking cucks.

>>72372988
see>>72372990

*dies*

>>72372984

Shit. Now i feel like ass for not shitposting hard enough.

>>72372988
developing scoliosis on account of my room being too small

>>72372990
NEED a paki gf to WHITEN

>>72373020
>ass
foy

>>72372938

As much as I like to give hues shit...
India:
>cheap labor of Mexico
>over-population of China
>filth and disease of sub-saharan Africa
>nation infesting/failure to adapt like muslims
>sliminess of jews
>skin of niggers
>fagish shitposting of Canada

And then for the icing to the cake, you literally shit on the street.

>>72373020
FOY

>>72372933
Terrible comparison

>hundreds of shitposting threads posted everyday
>only the bane pics give autobans

rap isn't cool anymore

>>72372990
who is this again? she keeps getting posted here

>>72372988
paying £170 a week for a tiny studio without a proper window, just one of those a4 paper size ones into a minging alley because it's illegal otherwise

>>72373055
Literally the exact same

>>72372992

>Thought about killing myself but the idea of the pain makes it a no.
Get in a car inside a closed garage, turn on the engine and go to sleep, you won't feel a thing and will never wake up.

Bonus points if you stick a tube or hose linking the carburator into the car.

Point is, you are a terrible human being and should be ashamed of putting your friend in trouble. Personally, I believe this is all a lie and you are just shitposting and attentionwhoring, but I make a point never to doubt human stupidity!

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Harbour a severe hatred for yanks and yank sympathisers.

NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE 23

>>72373079
Besides whites civilised Asia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meiji_Restoration

>>72373127
almost 24
gonna have a gf on my birthday no doubt

>my brit acquaintance of indian descent is awesome. He worked for the UN and is a stock genius and a very funny person. He also met Nigel Farage once.
>George Orwell is of indian descent
>Frederic Mercury is of indian descent
>Britain historically went to shit as soon as India stopped being part of it
Hmm starting to discern a pattern here.

ITT: yanks and yank apologists

>>72373158
>lose 600 million slaves
>go to shit
wowee wonder why

>>72373158
>>Frederic Mercury is of indian descent
He was Parses which is Iranian diaspora in India.

>>72373006

They've realized the power of shitposting to win elections.

We're all fucked.

That just leaves more room in North America for Canada to spread out and increase their shitposting presence here.

>>72373158
George Orwell was English born in India

>>72373197
>heading to the epicenter of shitposting and bantz

Ballsy, but this won't benefit him playing on the away team's home turf.

>>72373198
We switch to communism, put all jews in labor camps, and once we meme societal collapse into existence after this golden age, we switch back to being right-wing after years of suffering just for the lulz. The balance of shitposting must be preserved.
Either that or use the powers of rightism to explore the galaxy and purge filthy xenos and other space jews

finna have a bomb wank after i eat the 'za

>>72373098
>Shitposting
>"Shitposting"

war is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking into the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent

Was shitposting part of your plan?

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Ironic shitposting is just shitskin cultural appropriation

>>72373254

Fuck you, I was shitposting back during the Yugoslav war!

>>72373158
I will crush your bird-like neck you little runt

On the ol' 'nasteride to postpone my baldness lads

Costs me about 300 quid a year

Synchronised Czech shitposting. Nice

>>72373158
>a few people are descendents of a country of a billion
obviously

>>72373280

Im pretty sure they can slip through.
That or hes shitposting

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Me on top

>>72373216
Post shitposting setup.

>>72373208
>>72373186
Ah learned a few things. Cheers!

>>72373322
Today must be shitposting day or something.

>>72372546
>Tfw 3ft of snow outside
>Called off tomorrow already
>Boss in a tissy but I literally have snow around my car that is over my roof
>Comfy and drinking coffee watching and shitposting about Power Rangers

how many of you are real and how many of you are part of them?

keep the cultural appropriation to a minimum tomorrow please

>>72372816


>uruguayan shitposting

>wanted to have a chuckle at meme shit
>get bombarded by political shitposting

Fuck

>>72373320
reckon I could outbox mcgregor

Lads I had a job interview and they asked what I look for in my work so I said 'I like to know I'm doing something challenging and know that i'm something that will make an impact.'

They followed up with 'some of the work is monotonous and repetitive, how will you stay motivated?'

So I answered about understanding how the smaller tasks fit the bigger picture and appreciating that the little tasks contribute to the wider effort as much as the bigger, more interesting tasks and I keep that in mind.

Was this a crap answer/ Any other suggestions?

>>72373320
weight classes?

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>>72373332

Your nostagia compels you to watch. Also shitposting on here and twitch chat helps too.

tfw no qt 3.14 A V E R A G E Korean gf

For everyone: Don't come here anymore. /tv/ is run by Tyrnos, Kaito Hasegawa and their friends. And moot the c. u. c. k. is helping them (yes, his last news was a big fat lie)

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hey moot, take 4chan offline for a few hours. The spammer is here again

Don't tell me, you thought I would stop? Just because you wrote a fake news?

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>Retarded and/or aggressive shitposting
>Hard samefagging
>Poorly written posts
>Viral threads for Scarjo and her movies
>Trying to sound smart, although they have no clue. About anything
>Posts with the terms "enjoying", "it's fun", especially in a defensive manner
>Forced generals (/hor/, /cape/ etc.)
>Against every board culture, particularly lolis, cunny etc.
>Responding to very old posts
>YIFY is good (usually against everything from each board)
>Generally, every stupid and/or aggressive post
>Destroyed /lbg/ and /swg/ threads

If you see one or more of these points, then you can be almost sure that it's someone
from the german forum Anipodium (according to the animation textboard, check that place).
Don't let that subhuman trash go wild on /tv/ and other boards!

https://dis.4chan.org/read/anime/1392740610/200

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You nazis are now embarrassing yourself on other boards too? Quite something

https://archive.moe/v/thread/280349352/#280356415

>Samefagging so the other guy need to understand he is wrong
>Enjoy
>Opinions aren't absolute, each one has his own
>But my opinion is correct, you're wrong and the game is a 7/10!
>YOU are mad!


hey moot, take 4chan offline for a few hours. The spammer is here again

Don't tell me, you thought I would stop? Just because you wrote a fake news?

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>Retarded and/or aggressive shitposting
>Hard samefagging
>Poorly written posts
>Viral threads for Scarjo and her movies
>Trying to sound smart, although they have no clue. About anything
>Posts with the terms "enjoying", "i

>>72373390

Ashlee never doxed or lied. Perhaps a bit of shitposting but it was top quality and the fact you're bringing them up months later out of nowhere shows just how effective it was.

>>72373342
part of what
what u on f4m

>Government do budget
>Everyone against NI
>Government decide not to do it
>HUURRRRR U TURN U TURN WHAT A BAD GOVERNMENT

What? The opposition were against the idea, it aligns with what the want. Politics is just a stupid game.

>>72373387
145lbs in the top pic, 168lbs in the bottom

what is happening
why are we being targeted

This is "muh russians" tier media shitposting

>>72373403
i know you're real frenchlad

but the rest of them?

not flesh and blood

>>72372942
OP is thirsty af. Replying to every post in the thread (sad) This is some next level shitposting.

I like how a bunch of shitposting socialist (Literally) cucks think their opinion of our president matters. Well done OP. Cuckdeau Faggot.

>>72373425

your shitposting is just awful

>>72373385
Depends on what type of person the interviewer was

Scandinavian women are extremely overrated

From my studies I've deduced that the dutch have the most attractive women on average

>>72373440
>>72373435
>>72373425
>>72373401
>>72373390
fuck off

>>72373419
check the archives
somebody must have stumbled onto some inconvenient truths for GCHQ to be pulling out all the stops
maybe it was the arctic monkeys thing

would like to do some studies on dutch and scandinavian women tbqhwyl

>>72372546

Oh, I thought that was just Blade shitposting and stopped paying attention.

kek, this is what i meant when i talked about bringing them out.

the motives show. it's too easy. shill or shitposting faggot, still an easily exposed faggot.

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>>72373467
scots tbqh

>>72373416
The NI increase literally isn't a bad thing

It just equalises the amount paid by self employed to everyone else

Only reason it seemed like 'everyone' was against it is because a large amount of columnists set themselves up as a business and are technically self employed to take advantage of the favourable tax rate

>>72373502


While you were shitposting, an English born chav just stole your motorbike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwuSshIlUL0&feature=youtu.be

wonder what the cunny poster on /tv/'s life is like

>>72373512

I was shitposting on /pol/ during 9/11, you're the newfag

>>72373350

>Can we all come to an agreement

No this board is for shitposting

>>72373467
wrong
go into a supermarket in norway or sweden and you'll find women that look like models

looks like we'll have to rule /int/ again lads
first to /cum/, then the world

>>72373509
>black hair
>blue eyes

HMMMMMM

>>72373401
What does this have to do with anything?

The shitposting is good today
good and gay

I think it's normie shitposting

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R8 the simpson lads

Why don't Muslims like us? Why can't we just get along and live our lives?

;_;

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Brad Pitt in fight club is a lot smaller than I remember him being

>>72372763
pinochet is rolling in his grave

>>72373531
those might be barbies

Have you checked out Hangul (Korea's writing system)? It looks a lot like other East Asian writing systems, but it's actually an alphabet disguised as a syllabary.

There should be a conlangs board.

reminder the algerian is literally just thailad shitposting

>>72373495

>Having political preferences that largely align with those of an elected representative makes the citizen a "tool"

Okay. What's your motivation, anyway? Opposing Trump's platform? Shitposting for the bantz?

By appearances you may simply enjoy implying that you are smarter and morally superior to most other people -- which is rather pedestrian and tiresome at the end of the day.

>What's good today in Jolly Ol England??

Two of the women call n sick today so I had to come into the office But they are fat feminists and work speeds up when they are gone so old Ivan was not needed. Now I am shitposting for freedom and look at boobs all day.

Shitty troll.

Made me respond with an essay!

Good job, the infamous Aussie shitposting seems to be back.

Why don't you tell that to everyone else whining about shit? Whining about a namefag associated with shitposting doesn't seem much of a problem. You act like the other things being discussed right now are amazingly enlightening and related to jumpchain.

>>72373518

>trump speaks to you like imbeciles

I prefer to think of it as shitposting. I don't think you understand the power of his bantz. It's one reason why /pol loves him so much--same reason we watch here for hours. To see the bantz that makes us do pic related.

We recognize the genius in a well-flung word; to call it wiretapping not too many people think it was an earpiece hooked into a telephone line re: the Nixon era. Maybe some old people think that, or Amish who have never seen a cell phone.

What we LOVE is to watch people get bent out of shape over it. I think Trump GOES for that effect. OMG ITS NOT WIRETAPPING ITS SURVEILLANCE OMG HE'S WRONG
The only people looking stupid are the people getting bent out of shape over the semantics. And so we laugh like these orangutans at the people who can't think abstractly, who are dug into their own dogma like ticks as if the difference in the word used, matters and not the act itself.

He said wiretapping. Nobody thought he uses a wired landline phone for actual wiretapping to take place. Really. They don't have twitter on wired landline phones and he uses twitter all the time. Is there a word for it, to make that mental leap? And when people CANT make such a mental leap? And when people can't make such a mental leap and get all REEEEEEEEEEEEEE and act enraged because the exact pronoun wasn't used that they wanted to hear, is there a word for HOW FUCKING ENTERTAINING THAT IS?

>>72373401


I remember someone saying stuff like that well over a month ago. Was a cancuck as well.


On this note I recommend people filtering Ukraine because there's 1-2 people shitposting as leftist shills. They shit up multiple threads then get banned only to ban-evading and repeat. It really make threads fucking intolerable because they reply to everyone.

Now THIS is shitposting

>But war is fun.

Shitposting aside going to war for the purpose of being know has a chance to backfire if people become aware of the intention of war. Worst case people will actively try to scrub any kind of info about youkai from records or memory to remove them entirely.

Speaking of scrubbing this kind of method feels quite similar to a setting where a certain leader's attempt to supress supernatural entities via censorship and removal set in a distant fictional future. The human one, I mean, not the youkai.

thread's a bit autistic today lads
even more than usual

due to the random shitposting nature of /brit/ normally i'm starting to lose grip on who's real and who's a bot

The general has been dying since the mage shitposting started getting out of hand. This goes in cycles though so don't worry, the general will fully die, but after a while it'll be reborn with minimal cancer.

Anyway, what's up WoDG?

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>>72372546
I now some of you are shitposting, which only works if there are people to bait but I cant believe so many people don't know basic terminology of concepts we talk about all day, every day.
/pol/ is a starting point to identify ideas, it wont teach you anything, the real redpill is that it's up to you to seek the info yourself.

Not the australian average, nice try at shitposting tho kid.

>has fun being a hero
Nigger the entire premise of the show is that he's so fucking powerful he's lost all interest in being a super hero. Did you even check it out or are you simply shitposting?

sniffing charlie on a thursday night

what am i like haha

Except you guys don't fight back. You so honorable you even let your enemies kick you in the forehead.


Shut up, shitposting is exclusively for Canada.

>Edit:
Canadians really outdone the Australians in shitposting.

I was on /tv/ shitposting about the dark knight and james cameron while saving pictures of 12 year old actresses

not much has changed over the years to be quite honest with you my family

who wants to shut down /brit/?

for what purpose?

>>72373660

There was, and it comes and goes in waves, but about a month and a half ago it really started ramping up to the degree where anything that wasn't trite mage shitposting kinda got lost in that soup. It drove most of the general away, myself included, I haven't been on for like a week.

Hopefully it's over, but I doubt it.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was once covered in highly polished white limestone, before it was removed to build mosques

Why does bacon have to be so fucking salty

I understand a bit of salt but why so fucking much

Tastes nice but then a few hours later I've got extreme dry mouth

>>72373561
crazy you cunts were everywhere
alot of indians have a bit of english in them or no?

I'm sorry, but you saying "I've been shitposting on /tg/ from the start" doesn't somehow change you from just being a shitposter. It just makes you a really sad and pathetic shitposter, who is wishing for the days when /tg/ had to try and survive amidst all you random shitposters trying to establish your personal brand of offtopic bullshit as /tg/-approved.

The only thing that's "/tg/-approved" is traditional games. No amount of "but I was shitposting before we had any mods" changes that.

>>72373753
we've stumbled onto something
checking the archives now

>>72373742
Excited for bp comeback

is it just me or has bong shitposting been decaying in quality.
What causes this to once so glorious shitposters?

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Broke up with the gf :( Cheer me up lads

is this the designated concern troll shitposting thread?

Just shitposting mate, dont be mad

>>72373792
didn't know 8 year olds had phones in thailand

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They likely wont if they see it as a form of tradition. There isn't even a traffic argument to be made on it(the idea that it keeps divination posting to one thread and contains the cancer) because when these where not even a thing there would be threads simply every other day or about 2 times a week. Divination shitposting is only becoming this big because of this threads existence and people wanting to troll "readers" by asking them bullshit to feed their egos until they eventually get a god complex and cause a shitstorm like this one.

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Ab rollers are perhaps one of the greatest inventions

Really targets those lower abs

>>72373666

[spoiler]no sadly, I'm not the shitposting type, just credit where credit is due my man[/spoiler]

>>72373783
There are too many southerners on here nowadays and they can't banter for shit.

i think the bots are spamming on the subject of shitposting because it was mentioned in the OP?

LEAF SHITPOSTING BRIGADE ASSEMBLE

GIVE THE ZIONIST EVERY LAST DROP WE'VE GOT TO START THE GOY/ISLAMIC WAR SO THAT ISRAEL CAN GET MORE TERRITORY

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Right lads, it's time to drive these cunts out.

>>72373827


top tier shitposting

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What German land were the Polish occupying?
>Inb4 "muh 1914 borders"
>ebin shitposting is now an argument
Whether you like it or not, lebensraum and the hyperbolized killings of Germans were reasons they invaded. Again, they did not wake up and just decide to invade out-of-the-blue. One must consider the events leading up to it.

Wikipedia is not a source. Wikipedia is a forum for people to edit articles. List the actual sources.
I'm not talking about wartime deaths, that is natural during a war. People die, surprise surprise. I am referencing the deliberate, planned, systematic execution of all Polish and Jewish people. Cite actual sources, illustrate the methodology, and prove the feasibility of your claims.

>>72373872

There are dozens of UK news outlets online. You can browse multiple sites right now if you're really interested in anything other than shitposting. I'm not even a bong, you're just asking some very basic shit here.

>>72373845
what bots

hmm

>>>/r9k/35569700

has everyone gone mad?

What does Trump have to do with /tv/? Unless he's back to hosting The Apprentice, it's not related to the board.

There has been a huge increase in activity on /pol/ since the lead up to the election. Mods are doing a terrible job of keeping these idiots off of other boards.

Also, Trump shitposting does not create good conversation or OC. It's mostly just impotent, frustrated basement dwellers gloating that they were right that a celebrity moron managed to win a presidential election between the two worst candidates of all time. Despite the fact that Trump has done nothing but fuck up since he got into office, he "won" and when you're as much of a failure as your average /pol/ poster, you need to take your victories where you can get them.

>>72373879


Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0JJdaYhhA

Starts at 19:30 ends at 23:00
Speed it up if you want.

If I'll give him one thing, it's that he and Paul Gottfried revived the Eternal Anglo meme, to the benefit of our shitposting amusement.

If we make a new thread do you think the bots will follow us into it?

how do the bots bypass the captcha?

do they pay a load of rasheeds and pajeets in india a fraction of a cent every day to fill out the captchas for them?

>>72373899


lmao

if you keep shitposting, fantasy will sure come back

Why don't we come up with a temporary system to instantly tell if someone's a shillbot or not.

Like, at the end of your post, you have to say some code phrase like pay up piggies

>>72373837

thanks. this is a good meme too. you know i often wonder how many times people are sitting right next to each other at the bar, or class or bus, and are shitposting on the chans and maybe even arguing with each other and don't even know it. you know who prolly does know is ai, amazon, google, nsa, cia. like they are sitting in the command center watching in god mode a cute chick and a nice dude riding the bus together but a couple seats away argue about white genocide or the who should get gassed first the kikes or muzzies (the kikes of course) without even realizing their qt3.14 is right there... anyway thats what your meme made me think about. (i know that wasn't the intent but still)

>>72373831
See them at the gym, didn't know what they are made for. Thought it was some form of dumbbell for fatties/girls

>>72373905
I think they'll follow us m8

>You are saving the world with your weaponized autism.
I know you are shitposting, but in case you are serious, you are VERY MUCH overestimating the influence /pol/ has in real life. All this meme magic shit is not confined to /pol/, there are tons of """"""alt right"""""" fan communities, forums, subreddits and imageboards too that contribute to the /pol/ effect. Only difference is that we contribute largely in drawing frogs, while others contribute in different ways.


You are welcome Duce
NEW ROMA WHEN

>when why are you all doing nothing about it?

I guess... For approximately the same reasons you're shitposting on /pol/ when your nation is in a worse state than our nation.

Feel free to suggest whatever, and then ask yourself if that's something that you are actively doing for your country too.

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australian shitposting

>>72373912

The Swede gets it. Except we only fully understood what was going on when we factored in eugenics, i.e. self-selection.
This has been well known since the 1990s I think, but it became popular knowledge after 2009 with Cochran's "10,000 Year Explosion".
If you are unaware of this in 2009+8 go read a book and don't expect to become educated from shitposting on /pol/.

It explains how genetic selection and diversification between races has sped up, not slowed down, in historical times.
If you look at colonial Africa in 1960 and (((independent))) Africa today, sure, you can ignore genetic selection. But if you want to explain national or racial histories over a few centuries (e.g. Europe 1200 to 1700), you have to take self-selection into account.

>>72373913
what if the bots are capable of learning?

pay up piggies

>>72373922

Stop shitposting, CLoister

>>72373854

>right things to study
Which are what? They're too specific to know. If you could know then every one would be good.

>>72373831
planking does the same and thats free

>quote
That is some serious shitposting

>>72373946
What about if we change the name of the general to something else? Whoever set them on us is probably too retarded to account for that. None of the other threads seem to be getting spammed.

Thing with Kekposting is faggots trying to leech his power on the day of election.

Same shit happened with Höfer, and Wilders today. Same shit will happen with Le Pen.

Meme Magic worked on Trump because it was two years worth of shitposting, content churned out on not daily but second basis, and because everyone knows English so they could troll literally everywhere, even fags from Macedonian village created fake news and spun 30k euros a month.

Who the fuck speaks Dutch? Who the fuck speaks Austrian? Who the fuck speaks Surrender? Nobody even knows what happens in those shitholes. They are irrelevant. Also there is nothing worthy to meme there, it's a stale desert of grey European politics where everyone is afraid to be called Nazi.

Trump was an American product, unhinged celebrity chaos who triggered the entire world. American as fucking quadruple bacon cheeseburger and a Commando movie. It was so easy to exploit him to fun.

>>72374007
its a time honored tradition to break peoples combos

we arent in the fucking pee-wee leagues where we artificially let people complete their stupid shitposting combos so we can pin ourselves with a participation award and revel in its 'epicness' like we just saw it happen for the time first in our lives

better time than ever to try the experiment where if you post on /pol/ you cant post anywhere else on the site

>>72373990
haha look at this shitty bot

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>>72373935

Better ab workout that crunches or situps, although not as good as some of the weighted hanging leg raises.

But it's compact and cheap and good to store in your house somewhere.

Once the kneeling rollouts get too easy (at least 12 reps), you can raise your knees and roll out from your feet - those are really difficult with proper form

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>>72372546

Nobody cares about you irrelevant shitposting fags from around the world in your irrelevant shithole.

>haha he gave me a (you) I better call him mad!
there was a time when shitposting meant something here

>>72374001
ok try make one with "/all things british/" or something

>>72374007
>Who the fuck speaks Austrian

Good post

>not bonding with your dad over shitposting in a circumcision thread on /pol/

You're doing it wrong kid

The older 16/20mp ones are about on the same level as the entry-level Canons, the quality really takes a hit when you go over iso 1600. The new 20mp ones (GH5 and E-M1II) are somewhat better and they're only like half a stop behind Sony and Nikon APS-C cameras.

screw this I'm going to /v/ to have some actual discussion

Because I've been seeing this namefag show up more and more often, and it's been nothing but shitposting. It detracts from actual discussion on jumps, it makes people want to leave, and from what I can tell? It's about some SBfag that isn't even here anymore. This is just as annoying as watching people scream at SJ-Chan, and it's getting far more frequent too.

Am I supposed to take part and enjoy shitting on the thread's designated shitposter so everyone can have a laugh?

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Follow a different protagonist each episode ranging from business partner cousins Patel and Sandeep to Baby Boomers Maureen and Kenneth as they buy already inflated priced housing in poor deprived areas of the U.K. on a buy-to-let at auction.

Marvel as our heroes renovate a 2 bedroom semi detached house and convert them into 4 apartments ready to rent to "young professionals" for £850 p/cm before they sail off into the sunset and set their sights onto their next project.

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>>72362164

no bots allowed

>>72373981

wow, you're the worst at shitposting. take a close look at your flag. you have a reputation as a shit poster to uphold and you're blowing it. stop embarrassing your fellow aussies.

Kek, I am shitposting since 2008. I never claimed those videos were anything new, I said they were disturbing.

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>>72374088

NEW THREAD

>>72372546

Nice meme, maybe try actually playing the format before shitposting about it.

What you call compassion is blind emotion. Emotion that guides all of your actions. We still care but not every action means we play by our ideals. We make these sacrifices for you and everyone else because you can't. We become your villain so you people can live happy lives full of ignorance and bliss. And the one place we try and relax a let loose you come a pollute or boards with your shirty threads. Now gtfo of our board and go back to shitposting on /v/ or wherever it is your from.

Shitposting at the speed of thought

>>72372546

Woops, I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention to the post count like I should have, got caught up in shitposting.

Did you want to take over baking for the rally, Hans?

>>72373952
80421262

If you're just trying to troll with /int/ shitposting, could you at least put a little disclaimer at the end of each post indicating that you're just pretending to be retarded? Would save other people a little bit of time, we could just ignore your posts instead of responding.

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http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/seraphon-tactica-index.16590/

Take your pick of these threads, they all go into great detail about the strategies of unit positioning and compositions for Seraphon.

Unit screens, flanking maneuvers, and prioritizing damage output are all present in the game. You dont have direct benefits from flanking and charges, but rather indirect benefits like reducing enemy pile in numbers and splitting forces. AOS is a surprisingly deep game once you get past the surface. Its not the same game as WHFB and people really need to get over that fact - it has been two years, time to move on with your life instead of shitposting on a chinese image board.

>>72374109

ah, i got nothin'. last half-way decent idea i had was to re-enact the "wake up brother" flash using robots.

>>72374133

This guy has to be a guy from /sp/ shitposting to make fun of them, christ

Good plan. I still suggest foil. You may have an accidental thought about shitposting you fucking leaf.

>>72373988
Planking is nowhere near as good as standing ab wheel rollouts

You don't need an ab wheel to do them, you can do them with a barbell with loosened plates or an office chair with wheels on it

>It's just irritating that the folks who actually make things worth talking about ted to react the worst to this shit.
I don't know about that. The last time I really saw him pissed was when he thought somebody was harassing a guy for using his jumps again. As far as the shitposting goes he just doesn't have much of a response. I get the feeling that all the shitposting is just the thread proving him right. And nowadays with him concentrating largely on minecraft over writing, I really have to wonder where those stalkers of his were getting their information from.

>so no I don't find any of this terribly amusing.
If most of it doesn't even reach him, I don't see much harm in it at all. I'm sure it wasn't just me, but I had already advised him not to bother checking this thread when he left. Though sometimes I do fuck up a bit when we chat with each other. But it's more like watching a bunch of kids swing at an imaginary pinata.

What the fuck is happening and why is /m/ shitposting on /tv/ now?

Is some channel streaming all the episodes or something? Is the movie out?

HOLY SHIT! You are how old? and still shitposting here? What the hell happened to you? Sort yourself out

>>72374205

I like ku-jaku

Can't wait until this thread is over

You got baited. >>52202125 is shitposting, and it's obvious because Dirge only posts once every two weeks on SB, if not once a month.

>it's a red pill
someone must be new. if you can't tell the difference between real red pills and shitposting, you need to seek help

>>72373952

This is the difference between shitposting and making shit posts. Leafs can't tell the difference. That's why they'll always be inferior to glorious, drunk, Ausbro's.

>>72374188

>would interview with HR person be any better?
I don't think so. We aren't going to suddenly have a position open up for you just because you wander in.

Shouldn't you be shitposting about

>Aeldari

?

you know it was clear you were shitposting but now u not even trying

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>this is what modern day nazis look like

kek

>>72374013
Writing now

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Bet pakiboo is responsible for this shite

>>72374207

shit nigga, it not Kek's fault that the dutch don't know how to vote for for their best interesting.


This, we've been trying to meme Trump at least late 2015 and that resulted in tons of energy. Shitposting three day before the elections does not gain any votes despite the digits. It's low energy.

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OI

>>72373990

I really don't like this image. It implies you weren't shitposting about jews 10 years ago.

NEED to smell a slag arse

cringe hard when normoids post photos of their passports next to a pint at the airport before flying to malaga

I thought Hitchens had the authoritative evisceration of Kissinger.

Incidentally, the late Hitchens was another weird dude, politically.

Also keked. This is PRIME shitposting.

I deal with it by shitposting 12 hrs a day

the men discovered shitposting

>>72374371
the hattest post i've ever seen

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The general's over. It's just a rolling shitposting thread from now on. Don't bother contributing anything else of substance, I won't be. Not in here.

Shitposting. You're welcome


'Ask not what a HAPPENING can do for you, but what you can do for a HAPPENING.'
tl;dr you do it.

I just love being an American and knowing the resentment all these non-countries with no militaries and no freedoms feel through their pathetic and buttmad shitposting. To Americans the rest of the world is just a cultural wilderness filled with varying degrees of niggers and cucks. Stay mad non-countries.

>>72374432
I'll still be shitposting about >>96 when I'm 96 years old

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ah yes, google

>>72374413

You can never extinguish a 21st century man's fiery passion for shitposting.

The definition of shitposting right there: vapid comments. Presumably, you either know I'm right and are just being contrarians OR you truly like your shit show, but can't articulate the words to mount a proper defense.

>shitposting IRL on the internet

nigga you what

Nah. You guys wanted to be Australia 2.0 and the new shitposting kings. Only it turned out that you didn't have half the bantz that the vegemite eaters did, and so you turned into colossal faggots tapping into the "any reaction is better than no reaction." And month after month of being the most hated posters on a board that has people like Turkey, Sweden and India has cemented everything you say into auto-dismiss from everyone.

BRETHEN, WHY ARE YOU OF SHITPOSTING ON INFIDEL CHINK BOARD

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>>72374472

Mordor attack everyone's country.

>ive offered to make nice for them but postiem8 faggot doesnt even care
This literally doesnt involve you. You are just a spectator shitposting

>>72374426

>black guy makes a stupid one-off tweet about a movie he just saw
>white guy spends the better portion of his days posting infographs and derailing threads on /tv/ posting shit about racemixing finds yet another opportunity to shitposting about racemixing

Totally the same intent.

Totally.

The gun books are nice, simply because any weapon, when mounted, uses the gunnery skill, so if you're a fan of jumping into drones or whatever you can use all kinds of wacky shit like monofilament chainsaws or flamethrowers.

>Rigger 4
Are you seriously claiming rigger 4 was anything but a kick to the nads of riggers?
>War!
You're just shitposting now.

Now THIS is fucking shitposting

Does Drumpf have anything better to do besides shitposting?

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>6 posts in a row are american

>>72374609

Way ahead of their time with the shitposting

"t. negro"

For everyone: Don't come here anymore. /tv/ is run by Tyrnos, Kaito Hasegawa and their friends. And moot the c. u. c. k. is helping them (yes, his last news was a big fat lie)

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hey moot, take 4chan offline for a few hours. The spammer is here again

Don't tell me, you thought I would stop? Just because you wrote a fake news?

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>Retarded and/or aggressive shitposting
>Hard samefagging
>Poorly written posts
>Viral threads for Scarjo and her movies
>Trying to sound smart, although they have no clue. About anything
>Posts with the terms "enjoying", "it's fun", especially in a defensive manner
>Forced generals (/hor/, /cape/ etc.)
>Against every board culture, particularly lolis, cunny etc.
>Responding to very old posts
>YIFY is good (usually against everything from each board)
>Generally, every stupid and/or aggressive post
>Destroyed /lbg/ and /swg/ threads

If you see one or more of these points, then you can be almost sure that it's someone
from the german forum Anipodium (according to the animation textboard, check that place).
Don't let that subhuman trash go wild on /tv/ and other boards!

https://dis.4chan.org/read/anime/1392740610/200

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You nazis are now embarrassing yourself on other boards too? Quite something

https://archive.moe/v/thread/280349352/#280356415

>Samefagging so the other guy need to understand he is wrong
>Enjoy
>Opinions aren't absolute, each one has his own
>But my opinion is correct, you're wrong and the game is a 7/10!
>YOU are mad!


hey moot, take 4chan offline for a few hours. The spammer is here again

Don't tell me, you thought I would stop? Just because you wrote a fake news?

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>Retarded and/or aggressive shitposting
>Hard samefagging
>Poorly written posts
>Viral threads for Scarjo and her movies
>Trying to sound smart, although they have no clue. About anything
>Posts with the terms "enjoying", "it'

>fwb's mum just died of cancer
>she was meant to be coming round tonight
>keep trying to drop hints for her to come round
>says she just wants to cry

why are women so fucking fragile

Weird housemate received an oddly small package today

Suspect it's drugs off the internet desu

You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.

The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things. Also when he said if you kill your enemies they win, it was because if you have to resort to killing, that means you couldn't hold your own in a ration debate.

Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.

hilarious shitposting


>not

>>72374630

That's not him, unless Arteezy is shitposting himself into 4chan.

>all this shitposting about Chinas presumably bad capabilities

Remember when a Chinese submarine surfaced inside a carrier battle group and everyone crapped their pants?
And then the Chinese jokingly "apologised" about it being unintended since the submarine didnt see the advanced stealth US fleet?
I member

best McFlurry flavour?

please don't get us rangebanned

Thanks. Now let's see if my tripcode is new again. Seriously I've never had this happen and I've been shitposting from my phone for months. I usually get continuity in ID code for the entire thread, even if hours go by. Now it changes with practically each post. I normally don't use infinity Chan and I rarely have before. Maybe now I will, I mean, friendly mods and less slide threads would be nice.

As for biological warfare, anyone have any questions? Not just this anthrax case, but anything. The best biological warfare stays invisible and has subtle effects, like higher cancer rates, autoimmunity, as well as things like autism. Most people consider that tin-foil territory, but I happen to believe in the Malthusian overpopulation meme, just as the Rothschilds and Rockefellers do. I would much rather have them as Illuminati than Jay-Z and Beyonce. With niggers running the Illuminati basically everyone is obsessed with their anus. That is the state of humanity right now, anal and kardashians. That is all anyone who follows the NWO programming is supposed to care about. I'm half joking, half serious. WAKE UP, PEOPLE.

incest thread.

all form of incest are allowed

Hey, Scanon.
You could come do HHG Discord. If you don't name yourself Scanon, no one will recognize you and we'll treat you like a regular guy, which we heard is what you want.
Just...give it a try. Maybe in a few days, so none of us can know who you are.
Whoever you might be.
Ironically, there's less shitposting there.

See you, space cowboy

Possible. All this cum stuff is falcunt shitposting though.

>>72374632
Interesting gimmick
_________________________

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you - Friedrich Nietzsche

New character

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>>72372546
>Tossing bait just to keep thread alive.
This is the epitome of pathetic. You couldn't even find a logical reason to hate the show, so resorting to pre-emptive shitposting was all you had left.

[spoiler]crOwn fucking murdered you.[/spoiler]

>Noel Fielding hosting Bake Off

literally what

>when the counting started Texas was blue for like an hour, causing major shitposting here

Don't be retarded. Only shills thought Texas had a chance of going blue. You obviously fell for it and know nothing about the US.

thanks anon, great fake

>>72372546

I can't remember what the name of that song was, someone care to help?

>>72374865

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

I know I was just shitposting because I'm Australian and I can't help it.

Yes. Aussie shitposting was fun and mostly innocuous whereas leafposting is motivated by pure malice and hatred for all living things.

I can picture it now, your in your straw hut with your starving children, the sun causing a dazzling shimmer on the ground, out of the shimmer approaches a white man in a suit, he comes up to 'hello my negro friend i have a proposition for ya!' to which you reply
'eh eh what eez it man?- ooga booga',
'hows about you do a little shitposting denouncing trump on this little site called 4chan '

'eh eh what eez deez 4charn?

'dont worry about that, I'll give you the "facts" and i pay you to post them'

'eh eh kedn i buyee my chilrin some food wit da monay? '
The man chuckles mildly

'oh yes you sure can, heres the facts just post them'

And so you climb back up your tree into your hut and go on your commodore 64 you stole and post this thread

/tv/ - shitposting and politics

hahahaha

THE HOLY GRAIL

I always thought the butthurt about tax returns was just a gotcha ploy, but it looks like the lying media really loves the smell of their own farts.

Could it be some of the CTR and shareblu shitposting here isn't ironic, but they really believe their lies?

What a bunch of morons!

>>72374822

Raiders have TYBC
Chiefs have smeth
Chargers have the legendary pasta
Cowboys have unstoppable shitposting

>>72374971

BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP

NOBODY CARES WHAT A KUCKABURRA HAS TO SAY!!!

Keep drinking from your billabong while the big boys here shape the world

AUSTRALIA IS OVERRATED AND NOT THAT GOOD AT SHITPOSTING

You have your own thread
Stay in it.

holy cow I completely forgot about that

Shitposting aside I'm honestly quite curious about the ideology of the average PvDD voter. You can't get that info from the party program cause many people only vote for what they believe the party stands for (like muh animals). Obviously both their economic and social plans aren't that fringe, so then what is the idea behind voting for them if not their eccentricities? Ah well.

would have been better spent shitposting about degeneracy

What the fuck is going on here

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>>72375009

Actually I don't know yet; the FSI course seems pretty faithful to 'proper' French so far.
But I can speak from experience from when I was in Mauritania -- I assumed the French they spoke there was similar to Senegal, because it's nothing like the clean version they speak in Morocco.
Some examples of differences I noticed are that they never use the 'vous' form, and they drop the double negative and just use 'pas' alone for negation. And they favor a different lexicon generally; I can't give any particular examples but you can tell.
I've noticed these characteristics in Parisian speech as well. I wonder whether the Parisian dialect influenced sub-Saharan French, or vice-versa.

>>72374749

They are just shitposting. Relax m8.

>People actually believe you will be arrested for doing nothing illegal and just browsing a shitposting site
Top fucking kek

>>72375023

I like to imagine that you wear a diaper when posting so that you never have to leave your chair when shitposting.

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>lose an argument
>start shitposting to convince the other person I was trolling the whole time

Just wait until april fools day shitposting /ptg/

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why are you fags not shitposting to bump this

>>72374917

https://soundcloud.com/hyyyyy

yea, fuck I ignore these shitty babby threads mostly, but here we are, me shitposting with a bunch of u pathetic newfgts, meh its kinda entertaining I guess

>>72374689
standard dairy milk 2bh