Sorry but anyone who unironically uses the word 'nonce' is a pleb. Even ignoring the fact that it's a prison slang term. The working classes are unhealthily obsessed with paedophilia and so they had to come up with a non-Latinate slang term for it. Yeah, it's obviously a noxious, vile thing to do, but you should know that more successful people don't think about it as much as you do. It's up there with rape and murder but it's not in its own class. I think a big reason why plebs obsess about it is because it's so obviously wrong that it's a really easy moral cause for the unintelligent to cling to. Also there's the fact that there's a conspiratorial element to it (elite paedo rings etc.) - it's an easy way to bash people who are more successful than you and whom you're jealous of, without necessarily having definitive proof. A final note is that the lower classes have always dictatorially been the arbiters of sexual morality. Homosexuality only became taboo and criminalised after plebs got the vote in the mid 19th century. Bear that in mind. A Victorian poet (I forget his name) got dragged to court and eventually imprisoned because he wrote a poem about a priest seducing a 12 year old boy. Not because the child was 12 years old, but because he was male. Makes you think huh?
anime
tl;dr: anime
>>72352683
not going to read this post
what i will do, however, is post in this thread
babestation
shan't
anime!!!!!
sick of living
Emma Watson's fat bum
i weigh 78kg at 6'2" and i'm literally auschwitz mode
>>72352726
dire existence
what kind of creature eats in bed?
Ironically Jews are the master race
>>72352683
Nonce twat
>>72352736
that's pretty low for 6'2 hahaha that's my weight and I'm 3 inches shorter
>>72352726
Wish I could just let go and live like this.
need a bloody bf
Just did a rather large cum lads
>>72352752
race of perpetual slaves
>>72352762
literally why would you want that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Organization_of_Short_Statured_Adults
>>72352726
my room is almost that bad. I just dont have the strength to end it all.
recently i have decided to keep my living area clean
nothing has really changed except now when i get out of bed i don't stand on dirty clothes and there is more surface area to put things on
>>72352773
Is your sock pregnant?
>American tv
>after 9pm
>STILL censor the word 'shit'
hits a bit to close to home eh?
>>72352801
Is this from the new alien movie
>>72352801
yanks don't know what they're missing
>>72352801
wish my foreskin would go back like that ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9zyxm860Q
>>72352780
Looks like fun.
>>72352813
>he has a cum sock
What are you 12?
>>72352801
>some men can convince women to touch these
absolutely brain scrambling
>>72352801
>americans don't know what this is
>>72352825
Why doesn't it?
wish i had one
>>72352843
Cum rag*
Well, it became a rag after I came on it
>>72352801
Why is it wearing a snood?
>>72352843
so where does the cummies go?
6. And yet I would not on that account decline for myself a few additional years; although, if my life's space be shortened, I shall not say that I have lacked aught that is essential to a happy life. For I have not planned to live up to the very last day that my greedy hopes had promised me; nay, I have looked upon every day as if it were my last. Why ask the date of my birth, or whether I am still enrolled on the register of the younger men?[8] What I have is my own. 7. Just as one of small stature can be a perfect man, so a life of small compass can be a perfect life. Age ranks among the external things.[9] How long I am to exist is not mine to decide, but how long I shall go on existing in my present way is in my own control. This is the only thing you have the right to require of me, – that I shall cease to measure out an inglorious age as it were in darkness, and devote myself to living instead of being carried along past life.
[8] As in the original comitia centuriata, men between the ages of seventeen and forty-six.
[9] As riches, health, etc.
>>72352801
thank god im fucking cut.
that is absolutely horrendous looking and any yank girl would shriek if they saw it
>>72352867
On my tummy :3
>>72352854
too tight
>>72352870
yeah yank girls have never had a cock that big
>>72352867
Pea Brain - in a sock
Ape Brain - on a rag or towel
Human Brain - into the dunny
Superhuman Brain - into the garden soil
>>72352830
Another brilliant video from that kino channel
>>72352870
Lel
I'm glad you got to choose to trim your foreskin
Pro tip : you didnt
If I was born in the UK and I'm a UK citizen but I live in the states, do I post in /brit/ or /cum/?
alri lads
>>72352878
how do you wank then?
>>72352898
/brit/
>>72352915
Fucked story either way
Either he didn't, and he wasted most of his life in jail
Or he did it and got away with it lol
>>72352801
what a pencil dick
>>72352876
bit messy
>>72352931
literally 8d chess. You have NO idea what his endgame is
>>72352922
just rub it
>>72352948
>he is loose with freedom of sweater choice
Maybe it was all part of his plan
Madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGfz7ptRjgM
time for bed
Want to impregnate a new york jewess with my big uncut goy silly
>>72352940
Yep
But I don't ruin the moment by trying to catch it in a sock/rag/dirty shirt
How about a title that says "CHOOSE YOUR FUTURE"
Over a picture on the left it says "VOTE REMAIN" and has pictures of multicultural young people smiling while eating a picnic and on the right it says "VOTE LEAVE" over a collage picture of WWII photos including death camps, bombed out cities, dead soldiers with Farage pasted in the middle laughing.
I love shaving my balls but it makes me sooo nervous
>>72352955
D-does it go back when you're flaccid
Did phimolad kill himself in the end or what?
i don't have it
>>72352992
You never will
>>72352979
just about but the head looks like a throttled plum
>>72352976
Been doing this for decades and never had a slip up
>>72353020
Lel
It's probably quite dirty under there
Business idea: cum shirts
You put the shirt on when you start wanking, do a sex wee on it, then take it off and put your real shirt back on
ok really time to go to bed now goodnight
what do you think happens after we die lads?
>>72352976
use nair for men you dweeb
Mental to think that if you're hot girls DREAM of you sticking your willy in their fannies
only absolute degenerates use the phrase "sex wee"
>>72353043
nothing
>>72353038
Maybe a real thick one so you can sex wee on it and just turn it back inside out
have a job interview tomorrow that would instantly turn my entire life around
will not get it though and will be fucked and depressed for months.
go through this cycle often
this one would pay me 60k
>>72353020
Do you cum inside it
>>72353051
I think it's kinda funny desu
>>72353056
what job la'?
*sharts in your mart*
>>72352931
>>72352948
>>72352959
give me a rundown on >>72352915 please
>>72352683
'elle' means 'she' in french.
>Homosexuality only became taboo and criminalised after plebs got the vote in the mid 19th century.
sauce?
Yes, in prisons it's ridiculous when a murderer abuses a pedo because pedo is "wrong". I can understand if it's a serial rapist, but many pedos definitely seem to be harmless victims themselves, I'm sure that in some countries you can get jailed for peeping underage.
French film "Polisse" is very good, it portrays the child protection police in france, a very nice portrait. But one of the police women is a manhater, and at the end of the film (spoiler) (you've been warned) (don't complain) (she commits (still there?) suicide.
For no reason, during a police business meeting, she gets up and jumps out the window.
The director herself was abused by her father.
(also, one of the 2 members of the most respected french hip/hop band NTM plays a cop in the film. He's very prole, TTYTT) (he dated Maiwen, the director, she liked bad boys)
*shoves poo up your bum*
*exterminates the jews*
>>72353102
Got arrested for murdering his entire family back in the day but always maintained his innocence
Like 2 (?) Decades later in his retrial got found not guilty and I believe got a lump sum from the government
Known for wearing asstrash sweaters
David Bain
>>72353123
Margret Thatcher in her youth
You think Beto goes on boards like spee and is a total footy nerd and drops facts as fat as his chimichonga shits?
I hope that's the case
>>72353130
>asstrash
P L E B
L
E
B
>>72353107
Thanks for educating me on French culture
>tfw just woke up
lads
>>72353130
so was he innocent?
did he hate his family?
did his family mistreat him in any way?
hmm
was it autism?
post toot
*posts fucking machines*
>>72353056
luck!
>>72353143
yw
>>72353151
same but seeing its 5 am here that's not so bad
waking up in the middle of the night sucks if you need to do something during the day
>>72352870
looks a lot like my dick. which did get a lot of shrieks from a lot of american girls while i was there... but only after it was inside them.
>>72353163
alri jewlad
>>72353151
>normie
*puts Genesis by Grimes on the /brit/ jukebox*
>>72353136
Stop sucking his dick
>>72353163
>>72353156
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bain_family_murders
If you can be bothered reading
Kinda interesting
Why does Britain produce the best femdom porn?
>>72353209
You want a turn?
>>72353188
iktf, I can never fall back asleep when it happens
Quite like the new maps in battlefield but FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK the Verdun man on operations. Fighting up hill against French stationary guns and constant grenades is no fun.
>>72353216
Dont know but I remember the first porn I ever wanked to was 'theenglishmansion'
great stuff. maybe I can find a bossy english authoritarian gf
Avatar is like the dream of every liberal
to be put into the body of some black or Indian, but still have their smart white brains to lead everyone to revolution
The macros
tabarnak de câlisse !
>>72353268
Love English manstion desu
NEED a bussy gf in a horse riding outfit to utterly shatter my bollocks
would just like to remind everyone here that i've never had a sexual encounter of any description with a woman
>>72353284
Only seen Hotdogs before, you should watch that desu.
>>72353298
Not surprising considering you're a gay twat.
>>72353284
Thats a lot of sodium
>>72353239
what's wrong with that?
>>72353297
great taste my man
>>72353313
Yeah I shouldn't have had so much desu, makes me feel like shit
Especially cos in reality it's a lot more than is listed because the hot dog/burger didn't have their real value added
I you could press a button that killed every single Muslim outside of Muslim countries.. Would you press it?
>>72353313
nowt wrong with sodium
How often do you look at more than 1 page of results on google?
>>72353341
nah but i'd press the button what would kill all muslims in the world
>>72353341
Depends on how would it kill them?
Probably yes though.
>>72353298
It's alright, the alphas out there are satisfying them. Go jerk it to some cuckold shit bro, it's a metaphor for you're life. Oh you don't want to? Am I hitting a little bit too close to home? That's OK, we both know when your anger wears off and your willpower fades you'll stroke up and down like always.
>>72353343
Are you the aspartame shill from yesterday
*seizes your tooth brush*
>>72353352
>>72353353
rasheed
>>72353349
dont see why you would do one and not the other
>>72353352
>>72353353
wish you didn't live in the same country as me
>>72353344
Depends what I'm googling
If it's a technical problem I normally look at a few pages
*loses BOTH world wars*
>be British
>buy into the /int/ memes
>think America is a shit country
>end up moving to the states for a work assignment
>its actually loads better than Britain
Don't buy into the int memes
>>72353361
absolutely instant death by complete disintigration
>>72353361
a man in a pig mask chainsaws them to death
thoughts on this gentleman?
>>72353372
*Nukes you for breaking for NAP*
>>72353389
Foy
>>72353398
No
>>72353400
YES
>>72353389
nice try yank
>>72353389
Careful not to fall for this meme lads.
>>72353405
*returns as a spectre that haunts Europe*
>>72353402
Don't care
>>72353371
I was joking about sodium but do unironically think there is literally nothing wrong with aspartame
>>72353402
Thats a lot of redactions between sentences, even assuming it was all said at one time and not just sewn together out of context entirely
>>72353389
America is a shit country
just Britain is absolutely dire
>>72353405
>>72353416
Well, I am technically a Yank at this point. I received my citizenship last summer, but I'm now a dual UK-US citizen.
>>72353447
traitor, just like those pussy pilgrims
god, even rappers like snoop dog, became SJW's
>>72353389
rorke
>>72353447
Guarantee you're just a role playing yank twat
>>72353462
I did marry one of them. Honestly though, life in the states is generally far better than in Britain.
>>72353447
get us a gig over there lad
>>72353372
alri
American bacon > British """""bacon"""""
NEED a hairy gf
>>72353402
Faggot.
>>72353476
just niggers being niggers
>>72353497
Fuck off we're full
>>72353504
and the Canadian version, as usual, is far superior
>>72353504
>reddit fat strips
>superior to anything
>>72353372
>being a left anarchist
Were you dropped on your heads as a child?
from talking about bitches, weed, and shit, he is now talking about feelings
>>72353496
probably because you're a fat cunt with not sense of humour so you get on just fine i bet
>>72353504
reddit bacon
NEED a trashy gf
>reddit bacon
>>72353504
UK-US dual citizen here. Honestly, british bacon is better on some things and American bacon on others. depends on what you are using it for. Bacon butties on croissants are god-tier. American bacon is also god-tier on burgers and such.
>>72353526
Hmmm
>>72353534
>fat
I'm 6ft and 11 stone
>>72353441
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_von_Coudenhove-Kalergi#Views_on_race_and_religion
>>72353526
>>72353562
Absolutely cringe when people mix anime and politics, just look at this shit for example.
http://animeright.news/
>>72353588
so just a boring cunt?
>>72353526
canadian bacon is the same as british bacon you dumb twat
>>72353526
lmao
favourite philosophers lads?
mine are aristotle, followed by immanuel kant and, of course, stefan molyneux
The Netherlands is alright. VVD is a based party without being noncey like Geert.
>>72353612
Kant > Descartes=Bentham >> Aquinas >>>>>>>>> H*gel
>>72353372
Пpoлeтapi вciх кpaїн, єднaйтecя!
>>72353612
>Stefan Molyneux
>philosopher
Pick one
business idea: get tim sectioned
>>72353602
its ok as long is its ironic imo
>>72353645
I miss Nestor Makhno
>>72353612
plato, neoplatonists, kant, hegel
>>72353607
we have peameal bacon
sectioning people should not be done for profit you sick fuck
maybe it is you who needs sectioning
yute in da house
>>72353612
senna
Business idea: get Tim on to one of the commieslags
>>72353702
Which, again, is exactly the same as british bacon.
It's no wonder America is so fat when they think fatty fried strips are bacon. What utter irredeemable mongs, and these people believe their country is the best on the planet LMAO
>>72353651
not an argument
>>72353729
such a british post
Someone's triggered about bacon
>>72353729
china would have dethroned america as the world's dominant culture decades ago if they were capitalist
mao zedong was a yale agent
>>72353729
Mate, American bacon is actually fairly decent. It is just better on different dishes than British bacon.
>>72353612
>And, of course Stefan molyneux
AHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHHAHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>72353776
Was he a closet homosexual who did lots of cocaine?
>>72353651
>>72353780
first week on 4chan lads? welcome, welcome!
if you killed all jews, all smart people in the west would disappear
>>72353612
Pythagoras
Plato
Zeno
Marcus Aurelius
Hegel
Nietzsche
Heidegger
for Asia its hard to say but;
Xun Kuang
Lao Tzu
Gotama Buddha
>>72353780
not an argument
mao was helping the CIA to smuggle drugs through china or something like that
limmy crossdresses far too much
>>72353728
its literally not you dumb yank
bacon is bacon
(((American))) bacon is ultra-thin plastic covered in grease
>>72353809
>Pythagoras
don't know who he was but my high school maths classes made me really hate him
also, nietzsche is the most overrated philosopher of all time
>>72353730
you have no respect stefan
why are you smiling so defensively
>>72353789
Hello molymeme. You truly are a modern KING of philosophy. I especially enjoy your
>Tearing down of 20 year old cult members in debate
>Complete and utter abandonment of your supposed ideology in favour of Trump and the new administration
>Absolute refusal to argue against anyone who hurts your feelings like some kind of blue haired, tongue pierced, overweight limp wristed sjw cunt
t.your great fan
>>72353830
I love his books
he writes like a greek and makes philosophy a literary endeavour instead of dry academic work
>>72353728
Fuck off you reddit bacon eating twat.
>>72353851
Now this is an argument
mmm danone
>>72353851
>and, of course, stefan molyneux :^)
the aussie was obviously joking about molyneux you dumb reddit cunt
American bacon=our streaky bacon. You can buy it anywhere. Stupid fucking yanks aren't even special lmao fuck off
>Which, again, is exactly the same as british bacon.
>>72353879
yeah but it being available to buy doesn't change the cultural differences
>>72353867
>Dumb
FOY
>>72353824
>you dumb yank
I'm British you dumb cunt. I said that British bacon is peameal bacon. Is your reading comprehension fucked?
>>72353867
>Dumb
Fuck off yank
who makes the best cars in europe
>>72353794
think all the smart people are left handed though
>>72353879
Wait, is that what American bacon is?
Disgusting
>>72353918
germany
>>72353913
ok Skyler, peameal bacon is more than just back bacon
>>72353906
I'm fucking dying
don't eat bacon
don't eat meat at all actually
>>72353918
WE DO
WE DO
>>72353946
Backs to the wall lads
>>72353924
no that's just the type that's most common. we have other kinds of bacon. but of course LMAO AMERICANS ALL THEY HAVE TO EAT IS MCDONALDS
might do an all-meat diet like the inuit
>>72353965
FOY
>>72353965
why do americans keep their shoes in the fridge?
the centennial of the russian revolution is closer
TIL brits call fried slices of ham bacon
>>72353965
>we have other kinds of bacon
muh microbaconries
puu
wonk
>>72354004
how was that left over chinese?
"Streaky bacon" or just bacon in the US tastes like shit. It's overcooked and too fatty. Can't imagine how two strips of burnt pork paper are equivalent in price to an actually substantial amount of sausage in restaurants.
The classic breakfast sausage in any shape tastes like shit too. I'm convinced that there is only supplier across all of North America which makes these super rich MSG pellets. The best breakfast meat is real sausage or real toasted ham.
>>72353965
Glad you understand.
dont eat pork
>>72354009
>he doesn't have his own hog farm
>>72354017
t. Solomon al-Rasheedi
>>72354009
>ordered a breakfast at some place here
>they hand me these shriveled little ancient looking sausages about the size of my finger, a single grey looking egg with no flavour, and a huge stack of sugar coated mushy pankakes
Going to Iceland this summer. Anyone been and have advice?
Rate my brekky
hmm
>>72354098
Sloppy x
>>72353239
the "blue mosque" ?
Scrambled eggs taste like fucking asshole the majority of the time. Most people overcook the eggs and for too long (long cooking time even when properly cooking eggs makes them rubbery).
In fact, the average American breakfast is fucking shit. No thanks I won't have your microwaved artificially rich cigarette sausages, rubbery eggs or salty pork paper. Pork is haram anyway fuck off and pancakes are too rich. It's decadent. You kaffirs have the arrogance to engorge like sultans whenever possible.
>>72354117
>ass
FOY
post toot!!!
honestly the future for the average American looks positively dire
living in a "trendy" human pod suburb with their legal partner eating fungal food substitutes with simulated flavour, having your life and pod ordered about by your Google Home/Amazon Echo, being monitored 24/7, forced to watch ad as well as participate with them though things like "activation cans" or cheers in order to use anything you (((own))). and finnaly being awoken at 6am to shuffle on down to your Google womb on wheels which drives you off to your job at Walmart, no detours allowed.
>>72354098
waste of wine gums
>>72354098
Are those wine gums?
Now this is a proper breakfast.
>>72354117
Arab breakfast is ironically top notch
>>72353983
wasn't it in february?
anyway, October is the real one.
>>72353581
>Brits trying to take credit for leaf inventions again
Goddamn sick of you limey bastards...
if you post toot i will respond you
'za just arrived
>>72354117
>kaffirs
aaand the jig is up. thou beest not a moslem.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kuffar
>>72354173
>Replying to a 40 minute old post
Kys
>be me, cletus mcburger
>Wake up and start cooking breakfast
>Put 100ml oil in the pan, throw in some AMERICAN bacon (none of that British shit with pork in it)
>Toast 10 pancakes and put maple syrup with 1% maple 99% fructose on it
>Gee, wonder why the wife isn't up yet
>Realise last night was her night with the bull
>Haha she won't be up and walking for a while
>Eat my breakfast while watching Stefan molyneux-a modern king of philosophy
>>72354188
the plural is kafirs you stupid pagan
>>72354189
I do what I want bitch
>>72354189
>Kys
>>72354202
wtf i love yanks now
>>72354200
>maple syrup
>not (((Golden))) syrup which is 100% fructose
>>72354205
buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn >>72354189
Come on. Grow up. Only children eat breakfast. At most you should eat oatmeal, but mostly coffee. Don't breakfast like a child. Stop dripping sweetened condensed milk over your Fruity Pebbles you stupid infant. Don't eat breakfast. Stop that.
Stop eating breakfast.
I always wondered what /brit/ was like at 5am. Well now i know. Pure unadulterated shit. Shan't be visiting at this time ever again
http://www.strawpoll.me/12540608
http://www.strawpoll.me/12540608
http://www.strawpoll.me/12540608
http://www.strawpoll.me/12540608
>europe was the last continent to have a civilisation
>but has created the most inventions in the world
morning lads
hey post it
>>72354238
fashionably late master race
mexican is virgin posting again
sorry I'm late
>the city of manchester city
>>72354239
You're up early wagie x
>>72354239
Not morning yet mate
Sad state of affairs when everyone is so new they don't remember a stalwart /brit/ gimmick like this one >>72354189
>>72354267
don't remember that cuckio meme either
>>72354234
is he still active now?
Last thing I heard, he was disowning racism, saying it bred mediocrity, "just because someone is white doesn't mean they have the skill for a job" (talking about his experience of hiring idiots)
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>72354267
More like a sad state of affairs when people have to recycle old gimmicks, grim times for /brit/
why don't you post it?
>>72354237
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>72354236
you could have missed the nonce thread
Pretty sad state of affairs within this sad state of affairs
>>72354302
FONC
good night lads
good morning lads
finna smash this half-chink girl's back doors in this weekend
>>72354299
Is it true it was the meme too good for this world?
>>72354334
aye
thai chicANO
THAILAAAAAAAAAD
>anyone remember [irrelevant yank gimmick #44]
umm no sweetie x
>>72354355
>>72354238
yeah, wish I could live on that shit, like the Baekelunds, belgian/americans whose great grandfather invented the 1st successful plastic (bakelite)
>>72354323
alri thailad
>>72354364
Post toot
>>72354356
FONC
lads
thoughts?
>>72354317
g'night sweet prince
ahh no ((((he)))) is posting degeneracy
NO TURKEY?
>>72354374
>Post toot
it was funny the 1st time...
>listening to random songs on yewtewb
>song i like comes up
>check out who it is
>justin fuckin bieber
>gewgle "does justin bieber write his own songs?"
>"no"
what a useless fag
>>72354415
Post it
>>72354386
imagine actually making this image
>>72354416
He's American, you know.
>>72354415
post it haha
POST IT
*cuts for bieber*
blondes are ginger
the latest wikipedia page only gives projections, so I've had to settle for the 2015 World Bank data.
thoughts?
>>72354423
>>72354428
how
about
no
>>72354416
I do the same, it's a nice excuse to listen to mainstream crap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YzabSdk7ZA
>>72354386
why would a jew post this
is this reverse psychology?
>>72354483
jews are smart
s m r t
hhahaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9xCEBl06R8
Why are Yanks so obsessed with WW2
Used to think old British people were the most obsessed with it
Everything posted after post #300 in any thread is literal trash, including this
*walks towards you*
>>72354509
that was when they peaked as a country
>>72354517
wish I was a girl so I could wear cute socks like that
AAAAAAA
WHY WASN'T I BORN A GIRL
THIS ISN'T FAIR
*пocтиpyeт тyт*
>>72354461
I think that ppp is a meme to compare countries
>wish I was a girl so I could wear cute socks like that
>AAAAAAA
>WHY WASN'T I BORN A GIRL
>THIS ISN'T FAIR
>anime picture
getting really tired of you walking cliches
dumb pirate frogposter
['sturbates non-existent fanny]
>>72354568
fuck you
it tortures me every day whenever I see a girl
it's terrible for my mental health and there's nothing I can do about it
gf shat on me while I was fucking from behind
Make a new you fartheads
>>72354598
pics
x
hahahaha
Cheeky
>>72354664
>>72354505
never better served than by yourself
>>72354597
study finance?