Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

How is life in Japan?

>>72224702
Many many games where fantasy is based on european fantasy, and not Japanese fantasy...
-european clothing
-european eye colors
-european names
-european architecture

Nioh, okami, and toukiden are the only ones who do Japanese fantasy well..

I want more games where I can be the cool samurai or ninja(but as a japanese person).

Is Japan un-aware that people want to play as Japanese people in a Japanese game?

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他のアメリカ旗はほんとに最悪わね

それがコテハンを使った理由です

>>72226621
名無しのアメリカ旗、タイ旗、koreabooのドイツ旗はダメだね
なんでなのか理由はわからないけど

以前はまともなアメリカ旗が多かった気がする

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>>72224655
まあ、婆さんにも若い頃はあった
>>72223453
In other words you tell me to become the mince.
i'll never forget what you told me.
>>72224831
仕事して、飯喰って、家帰って、エッチして、4chan見て、寝て、起きて
>>72225006
ええ腿やね
>>72225827
にゃんか、色々誤解しているような
まあ、日本の若者は目覚めて｢ネトウヨ｣になった
だから、決起はしません
>>72226621
切片的事実と妄想を掛け合わせるおバカは始末が悪い

>>72227012
なのに今は一人もいない
不思議だな

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>>72227060
>まともなアメリカ人
contradictio in adjecto
oxymoron

> 雑談スレッド
> 話題は特定国ポスターの評論

>>72227452

嫌なら新しい話題を始めてください

貴方が落としたのは金のチンポですか?
それとも銀のチンポですか?

>>72227587
横だけどWBCでイスラエルが優勝候補になってる件について
>>72227613
銅のちんぽです

>>72227012
新参だから煽り合いが常だと思ってた4chan
完璧な英語じゃないと煽られたり人種差別もあいさつみたいなもんだったり等々

>>72227048
不愉快なオタク...

アメリカの恥め出てなさい

>>72227642

野球か…野球アニメを見たことあるけど野球はあんまりわかりません…日本で大人気でしょね

たしかにアメリカ旗は変だな
>>72228023
パンツ屋を知らないとか新参者か?

>>72228174
きのうのオランダ戦はめっちゃ盛り上がった
イスラエルはそのオランダより強いらしいから恐いね

百合姫は期待どおりだった?

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>>72227587
国民性と形容詞についての一考察
『世界各国の人々が乗った豪華客船が沈没しかかっています。しかし、乗客の数に比べて、脱出ボートの数は足りません。したがって、その船の船長は、乗客を海に飛び込ませようとしますが…。さて、船長が各国の人を飛び込ませるために放った言葉とは何でしょう?

アメリカ人に対して・・・「飛び込めばヒーローになれますよ」

ロシア人に対して・・・「海にウォッカのビンが流れていますよ」

イタリア人に対して・・・「海で美女が泳いでいますよ」

フランス人に対して・・・「決して海には飛び込まないで下さい」

イギリス人に対して・・・「紳士はこういう時に海に飛び込むものです」

ドイツ人に対して・・・｢規則ですので海に飛び込んでください」

中国人に対して・・・「おいしい食材(魚)が泳いでますよ」

日本人に対して・・・「みなさんはもう飛び込みましたよ」

韓国人に対して・・・「日本人はもう飛び込みましたよ」』
まあ、ethnic joke
最近は、これを言おうものならracistとののしられるが

>>72227613
鋼鉄(くろがね)のチンポです

>>72228174
アメリカではアメリカンフットボール、バスケットボール、野球の中ではどのスポーツが一番人気?

>>72228220

面白そう ＾＾ あなたの一番好きな野球チームは何?

後はい、大好き、今年の1月と2月と3月号が買いたいがアメリカでそれはすごく難しい… あたしの友達のお父さんが日本に旅行しているから頼みたいw ちょっと恥ずかしいリクエストだけどね…

>>72228259

ここでアメリカンフットボールは一番人気だけど、アラスカ(あたしの出身)でホッケーは一番人気。地域に依存している。

>>72228236
そのエスニックジョーク好き
とりあえず周りの様子を見て、
半数以上していたら、自分もしなきゃと焦る典型的な日本人だw

>>72228181
>"Do you not know a pants shop or a newbie?"

Literally what?

>>72228523
いやふだんは野球は見ないんだ
代表戦だから見た

友達のお父さんに頼めばいい
きっとなんのまんがかなんて気にしないだろうしね

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>>72228236
抜けているのがあるな
ドイツ人｢規則ですから飛び込んでください」

中国に対しては
中国人「金塊が沈んでいるそうですよ」
の方が言い得て妙

確かに、4chanに来て各国旗の言動を見ると
将に言い得て妙
>>72227785
>>72228174
どう思う?

>>72228637
He >>72228236 is 「Panties shop」

>>72228523
理香ちゃん、アラスカ出身なの?
アラスカの冬は厳しそうだ。

>>72228181
前スレからうだうだ下らない長文ばっか並べてたキチガイがコテ外したんだろ
>>72228637を見なよグーグル誤訳使ってるのが一致する

>>72228715
But what does a panties shop have to do with anything?

Otaku are annoying and post moe often

>>72228729
Google translate is shit.

>>72228236

そのような冗談は無害と思う、憎しみに基づいてないから。

>>72228660

/int/は特に人種差別的と思う、でも一般的に4ちゃんはイヤミな人が多いね。

>>72228726

激しいですよ、寒くて、一日中は暗くて、ゆきがどんどん溜まっている。毎年冬に落ち込んだった。

>>72228729
そうだったか
見てきたけどWW2がどうのとかいってたやつだな、たぶん

アラスカといえばオヒョウ

>>72228936
イヌイットだろ

>>72228936

よく大鮃を食べたよ、あたしのお父さんは釣りと狩りが好きだから。美味しいけど鮭のほうが好き。

>>72228878
Do you see less people with freckles in Alaska than in more sunny regions of the States?
http://imgur.com/a/UL3p5

>>72229045

People still have freckles in Alaska, it's bright out all day in the summers so it balances out the dark winters overall. People do get vitamin D deficiency when it's dark all day though.

>>72224655
about to become the boyfriend of a half jap girl, seeing each other for a few months ask me anything

>>72229124
Why are you such a faggot?

>>72229110
>Alaska summer
Family Guy - Best Summer ever https://youtu.be/zV7hdua5_g8

>>72229124
>ask me anything
If you like to talk about your new relationship, we don't mind listening to it...but just don't sound like you are doing a favour.

>>72229147
anonimity

>>72229223
thanks for the comprehension thats exactly the case. i'm pretty fucking happy, after being with a girl for 5 years i thought i would never get over, till getting to know this new girl.
plus i really like your culture and you overall polite and controlled behaviour - a nice change from the drama queens ive been with.

>>72229323
You say she's half Japanese, but what exactly does it mean?
One of her parents was born in Japan or just ethically Japanese?

ｼﾆﾃｴｴｴｴ

>>72229475
イキロ!!

>>72229525
ｲｷﾀｸﾈｴｴ

>>72229396
not literally half-jap, as her father was born in brazil. bot her grandfather and grandmother were born in okinawa, and came here to brazil in search of work. her father is their son, born here.
but her creation has a lot of cultural elements, as her mother was also very much into your culture.

Japan does need fixing but, but it is honestly way better then where it was 70 years ago.
while I do hate the rise of shitty anime, and how its spread its degeneracy overseas, japan overall has been a really awesome bro of a country. feel like we need to get japan and South Korea to take out Sorth Korea before they try to nuke japan for a third time.

>>72229124
>ask me anything
Fuck off, no one cares.

>>72229580
チビな上にブサイクすぎてナンパもできない南アくんだって元気に生きてるんだぞ

>>72229588
What the does that have to do with japanese culture, then?

>>72229620
ｺﾃﾊﾝﾊﾄﾞｳﾃﾞﾓｴｴｴ

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ホワイトデイ明日だぞ

can any japanons convince my cowboy yankee doodle ass that japan is not just anime, depression, overwork, and suicide?

>>72229647
なんて薄情なやつだww

ｳﾝﾁｼﾃｴｴｴｴｴｴ

>>72229638
>>72229611

i dunno man im just bored
no need to be mad you guys need to calm down and drink some water

>>72229588
I wonder people like your girlfriend and her father still retain their Japanese citizenship.

>>72229675
いや、しろよ

>>72229610
How come us getting along with SK would make NK stop nuking us?

ウンコのために生きる

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>>72229703
Beat me to it

>>72229665
we have four seasons and drink tap water.

>>72229732
誰の?

>>72229610
What is this country roleplay?

>>72229732
まさにshit post

>>72229703
back the fuck off !?!?

>>72229764
Mayuyu you cutie, did you sleep well?

こんにちは!あなたが理解すれば、あなたの親戚、またはビデオゲーム会社で働いている友人に、侍と忍者についてより多くのゲームを作成するよう教えてください。 「Tenchu」や「Way of the Samurai」のようにもっと作成してください。「Windows 10 PC」を作るようにお願いします。

>>72229764
why do you ignore thai flag, he want to know why you don't join gym yet

今日のスレッドソング
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlDHwlq5SQ
>>72229797
I didn't sleep this night

>>72229779
What the fuck mate, can't you take some facetious, light banter? Go drink some water.

I'm going to ask on 2ch /v/

こんにちは!あなたが理解すれば、あなたの親戚、またはビデオゲーム会社で働いている友人に、侍と忍者についてより多くのゲームを作成するよう教えてください。 「Tenchu」や「Way of the Samurai」のようにもっと作成してください。「Windows 10 PC」を作るようにお願いします。

Hello! If you understand, tell your relatives, or friends working at video game companies, to create more games about samurai and ninja. Please create more like "Tenchu" and "Way of the Samurai". Please make "Windows 10 PC".

>>72229840
That's not good for your health.

>>72229857
>no relative working for game companies
>no friend

>>72229875
Why so many games as little girl? Not so many games as strong samurai, or stealthy ninja?

>>72229898
Almost half me.

>>72229664
白人ではない私には関係のない日ですね

>>72229898
Quite the overstatement.

>>72229690
you have to live in japan and ask before 20 years to be sure (if you are of second generation). her father could still try i guess, and maybe get it as he is well estabilished - but not automatically.

>>72229912
I don't know. Maybe there are more men than women who are into games and makers thinks little girls appeal more to them?

>>72229898
come on man we are pure charisma

>>72228878
>毎年冬に落ち込んだった
日照時間が短い冬は鬱々するよね…特に北だともっと感じるだろうね…
>>72229034
味はカレイに似てる?美味しそう
釣りも狩りもできるお父さんカッコイイね

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代表的な和菓子といえばやっぱりバブリシャスだよな

>>72230047
China really are the niggers of asia...

>>72229960
That makes no sense, wouldn't you want to be a male if you are male? A stronger male? A faster male? A better male than yourself?

Not a weak little girl..

Does Japan understand power fantasy?

ｱﾒｺｳﾊﾃﾞﾃｲｹｴｴｴ

>>72230083
ﾘｰﾌﾓﾃﾞﾃｲｹｪｪｪ

二日間家を出ていない

>>72230098
っﾊﾞﾅﾅ

>>72229924
Maybe Japan should loosen up this nationality law thing a little and re-import nikkei's from Brazil... it would improve its declining birth rate a bit.

>>72230080
>wouldn't you want to be a male if you are male
no
>stronger
no
>faster
no
>better
no
>weak little girl
YES

...obviously you are new to this thread.

ｺﾝﾔﾉｽﾚｶﾞｸｾｴｴｴ

>>72230059

そのガムはアメリカで買えるよ

>>72230152
A lot of gay men obsessed about muscle and work out hard.
I'm so secure about my sexuality that I'm happy to be a little girl in my fantasy.

You are gay.

ﾊﾝｶｸｶﾀｶﾅﾖﾐﾂﾞﾚｴｴｴ

>>72230152

Says the guy who wants to "self insert" into a big muscly dude...

>>72230177
ﾀﾞｯﾀﾗﾓｳﾔﾒﾚｴｴｴ

>>72230176
No I'd rather BE the muscly guy or the cool guy because I am not. Girls like the muscly guy or the cool guy. I am the fat guy and the uncool guy. Understand?

Instead of giving up and just wishing I was the opposite sex because I am a weakling, I wish I was a better version of my own sex to get the opposite sex. Its called a self-insert fantasy.

>>72230185
>into

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>>72230258
>fat guy
...I-I'm sure you are average in America.

>>72230276
wwwww

>>72230276
No 300lbs is considered lard ass,
180lbs is considered normal

>>72230294
Approximately 85% of Japanese males today are either samurai and ninja.
They want to be something else in video games they play.

>>72230294
Honestly, if you're over 80kg and under 175cm you should just kill yourself

>>72230258
There used to be a time when boys wanted to be boys, and girls wanted to be girls. Now everyone is an unhappy faggot who wants to be the other gender.

ｴｲｺﾞﾖﾒﾈｴｴｴ
ﾅｾﾞｴｲｺﾞｼｶﾅｲﾝﾀﾞｰｰ

>>72230343

男は全部女になるべきです

>>72230343
Won't you give up your penis for multiple orgasm?

ﾊｲ､ｺﾚｶﾗﾚｽﾞｷﾝｼﾃﾞｽ

>>72230324
Samurai and Ninja died out before WWII, I may be gaijin but I know this. Most people in Japan are stuck in cubicles and do numbers all day to come home and drink themselves to sleep. Parents don't spend time with children because they can't afford to.

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>>72230359
Let's not make the world more complicated than it already is.

>>72230386
Kill yourself and be reborn as a wealthy white american

>>72230403
Do i have to be like davido-kun?

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>>72230376
>died out before WWII

>>72230386
ask me if i want to be your gf (・∀・)

>>72230459
Be my gf please

>>72229741
>four seasons
Why do Japanese people keep pointing this out as though this were anything remotely special?

>>72230513
Cause they're retarded

>>72230508
>You're retarded
Y-you are bluffing.

>>72230459
>>72230511

No, BE MY GF

>>72230508
>implying ninja and samurai still exist?
We are not allowed to reveal this national secret to filthy gaijin.

>>72230547
Nani?!

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>>72230513
There are hidden implications in this statement.
We are laughing at gaijin not getting them.

今マジ笑っているw

>>72230511
>>72230552
NO. ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼

>>72230582
The implication is "I am a retard"

>>72230561
This is an anonymous imageboard, unless proven all stories here are works of fiction.

[spoiler] would your clan kill you if you revealed they exist on 4chan?

>>72230597
wtf??? I hate japan now

>>72230649

Is this the Hollywood remake of thai's origin story?

>>72230561
Even a wooden sword is illegal in japan now to carry outside of a dojo. You aren't fooling anyone.

If samurai exist they sure as hell aren't parading in the streets, and probably are ronin employed by the yakuza gangs. There are no lords anymore which mean samurai don't exist, only ronin.

>>72230616
they'd kill you too.

>>72230649
私のことは嫌いでも日本の事は嫌いにならないでください!(>_<)

>>72230675

>he isn't inducted into the black dragon society

>>72230677
Probably

So is it true most of the "suicides" in Japan are just murders being covered up by corrupt cops?

>>72230692
I met some japanese girl on working holiday here. We are in touch and she will travel around Japan with me when I visit there on our motorbikes

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>>72230675
Being samurai has nothing to do with carrying swards. It's the mindset.

嗚呼今日ほど侍かぶれを面倒臭いと思った事はない
アメコミの読み過ぎだろ

>>72230692
今時そんな古いネタやるのキンタローくらいだろwww
あのブス消えないかな

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>>72230699
There are lots of bizarre death cases that police doesn't investigate much and closes them as "accidents" and "suicides." That's why our crime rate is unnaturally low.

日本人 - どうやってこのウェブサイトを見つけましたか?

>>72230715
>motorbikes
sure. girls would love it.

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>>72230582
http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e2273.html
>All these average winter temperatures above 0
The majority of your country doesn't even have a proper winter mang

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>>72230796
>proper winter
Are we supposed to be jelly?

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>>72230812
No, but you can't claim to have 4 seasons if you don't actually have them.

>>72230812
What does a good japanese peasantwoman like?

I can't stand the fake artificial girls, these are terrible in the sack. But a good peasantwoman who has worked the fields has thighs made of sinewy muscle that are perfect for rolling in the hay with

巨乳の彼女が欲しい

>>72230831
Yeah, yeah, keep on telling yourself that while we enjoy cold noodles in summer and hot pot in winter.

>>72230849
OPPAI

>>72230765
10年ぐらい前に2ch見てたら、4chanの/s/へのリンクが貼られてて、そこで初めて知ったような気がする。でも、何しろ昔のことなので、よく覚えてない。

>>72230884
You mean hot pot in cooler fall.

>>72230765
google search'why australian white?'im here

>>72230871
Australians are what Americans wish they could be. My accent makes women moisten, your accent makes them turn their nose up in disgust

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>>72230836
i prefer diving fisher girls.

>>72230765
I have been here since I read online article about jessy slaughter incident and found this site.

>>72230901
>fall
you mean autumn?

>>72230849
Ourei Hanada

>>72230962
Yes, both are terms for the season between winter and summer.

>>72230905
>Oy okay ello cunt, giv me the puss will ya

ところでこのスレの性の喜びおじさんことデーンが死んだって本当?

>>72230905
kawaii
BRAZILIAN WAX FOR YOUR NOSE?! - TINA TRIES IT https://youtu.be/Soy-xd8l1do

>>72230941
Yeah, girls who work a non-office job are really very satisfying... have you been with any?

>>72231001
本物なら正義漢に殺されたよ
https://youtu.be/WxZZLEhtBnQ

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>>72231001
>By the way, it is true that this thread's pleasure Uncle Dane is dead?

Fuck google translate.

>>72231036
こマ?
うおおおおおおおおおお

Surely there is a better translator than google...

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>>72230985
>between winter and summer
which? we have 24 seasons.

Never ask a jap here to be your gf

>>72231069
春分、夏至、秋分、冬至以外はほとんどの日本人は意識しないと思うけどね。

>>72231087
Protip: they're all men

>>72231087
Too late

>>72231036
でーーーーーーーーーーん!

Is porn allowed on /int/?

>>72231127
No. it's a worksafe board.

>>72231145
Fuck.

>>72231127
yes, post here

>>72231034
no. i'm a city girl.

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>>72231155

>>72230785
you're thinking of motorboat

>>72231167
I am not asking about you, Mr.Man,

I am asking if the diving girls still exist.

>>72231087
but I'm waiting to be asked!(・∀・)

国会中継!!

稲田大臣についてどう思うの?外人として全然詳しくないけどちょっと怖いんじゃないかと思う。次の総理になれる予想があるって本当?

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>>72231069

>>72231041
almost right(´・o・)

>>72231193
davido-kun!

>>72231177
motorboats and motorbikes are different.
like whales and land wales.

>>72230871
m8 you are trying way too hard to be a stereotype

>>72230959
lool was it that infamous?

>>72231195
thanks leaf
worthless winter has gone

>>72231193
お昼頃の愛国小学校土地贈与問題の質疑しか聞いてなかった。稲田がどんなこと言ったの?

>>72231226
Winter is the best season.

It is the time of the year to cuddle with your girl on a cold sunday morning

>>72231226
Glad you're enjoying your 3 seasons.

>>72231181
>still exist
yes. it's illegal to fish some seashells and crayfish with an air tank.

>>72231186
PLEASE BE MY GF. 26 YEAR OLD SALARYMAN-SAN

>>72231167
The Holy Bible warns of women of the city

>>72231221
Over ur head Hiro. Ask Roshi.

>>72231193
>次の総理になれる>>72230597

>>72231252
Perfect.. I will plan on meeting every farmer and diving girl in Japan.

What are rural Japanese girls like? Anything to be aware of?

>>72231262
See >>72230597

>>72231273
They hate gaijin! (・∀・)

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>>72231288
やめろおおおおおおおおおおお

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>>72231265
Forget Bible if you wanna have fun in Japan.

>>72231193
>総理になれる予想があるって本当?
嘘。

I'll just leave this here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WLIv7HnZ_fE

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>>72229580
Why don't you want to cum?
逝っけー
>>72229647
お前の場合、
佳菜美って
書いているのと同じやん
>>72229664
嫁に現金
>>72230083
>>72230098
lol
>>72230151
how many shit posts!

>>72231315
ガイジンのでかいチンコは魅力ですが、日本語の話せない人とは結婚できません。ごめんね。(*´ω｀*)

>>72231326
I will find me a nice Christian Ibaraki Japanese wife. And at least one JAV girl before that.

>>72231309
Completely untrue

I have not met a girl that I cannot charm.

Stop being jealous city girl

>>72231339
>嫁に現金
どういう意味?

>>72231360
>charmed
>for sure
Japan society is all about honne and tatemae.
Pretending to be charmed is not hard.
We fake orgasms all the time.

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>all of these moon runes
>most of you can speak english

Is 4chan a forbidden 18 true?

>>72231348
少し日本語を話せるよ
結婚してくれ、baby

>>72231407
Yes 18+

>>72231404
fake getting murdered more like
I've seen (and heard) your porn

>>72231242
共産党からのオスプレイに関する質問だったけど結論なしで終わったみたい。まあ、稲田の発言を全部理解できなくても怪しい感じがある。
ところで、どんな国でも共産主義のファンがやっぱりおこりんぼうそうだ。

>>72231271
良かったわ

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>>72231357
>Christian
>Ibaraki

>>72231415
>少し
少しの日本語じゃ、少しの愛しか伝えられない…_(:3」∠)_

> ガイジンのでかいチンコは魅力ですが
So, women do crave and prefer bigger penises. The size does matter. Okay. Fine. Enough.

>>72231404
What the fuck is with all of that squealing your women do in porn? Do you guys really find that shit cute?
-_-

>>72231404
>We fake orgasms all the time.

Boy I'm glad I am not a woman. What a miserable existence, having to fake an orgasm. I would never be with a woman who couldn't arouse me

>>72231339
ｶｯﾃﾆﾅﾂﾞｹﾗﾚﾀｶﾗｼｮｳｶﾞﾅｲﾀﾞﾛ
ｲﾁﾄﾞﾓｶﾅﾐｯﾃｺﾃｦﾂｹﾅｶｯﾀ

>>72231464
6 inches is preferred no more, no less

>>72231466
I've seen an italian porn vid recently.
They squealed too.

>>72231424
Thank you

>>72231464
Your strength and cardio fitness matters more my friend. If you have no stamina and only do 1-2 rounds.. you will not impress a woman

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>>72230359
あらそう?
困ったわね
>>72230513
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCMPmSs7RQ
>>72230737
あれは、キンタローの真似だろ?
>>72230765
エロ画像を求めていて

>>72231438
自民党が第1党である限り稲田にはチャンスあると思うよ。

>>72231468
you can lose your erection with a most arousing woman when you are older.

>>72231226
But you never had winter in the first place?

>>72231527
I will cross that bridge when I get to it

>>72231507
lol

>>72231487
Size doesn't matter. I'm celebate.

ﾏﾀﾞﾅﾂｼﾞｬﾅｲﾉﾆｺﾉｽﾚﾊﾌﾀﾞﾝﾖﾘｸｯｾ-ﾅｧ
ｾｲｼﾞﾁｭｳｶﾞｶﾝｼﾞﾝﾅﾄｷﾆﾄﾞｺﾆｲﾙﾝﾀﾞ

より多くの「tenchu」ゲームを作成する!

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Sea breeze de shoshu suru

>>72231567
Secret to big dick:
1.Stop eating out of plastic or drinking from plastic, the chemicals produce estrogen especially with acidic food
2. Tuck your penis and wear tight underwear

>>72231516
昭恵夫人がインタビューで結婚生活について語ったけど、結婚してから仕事をやめたそうだ。安倍が伝統的な結婚見方とも言った。で、どうやって稲田が総理になる可能性があるのか、理解できない。保守系の政党じゃないの?

「日本政治入門」なんか買いたいけど政治の無関心のせいかなさそう

>>72231681
>>72231709
>>72231723
どこの風景?綺麗だね

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>>72231384
贈り物を、物でするより
現金の方が喜ばれる
つか、財布の紐は女房がにぎっている
哀しい

>>72231745
政治の世界の事情に詳しいわけじゃないけど、言動を見てると稲田は考え方がタカ派らしいし、東アジアの軍事的緊張は高まってるから、個人的には彼女が総理になる可能性はあると思う。総理は与党から選出されるんだから、稲田にチャンスは絶対にないと考える方が確率的にはありえない気がする。

甘利も決定的証拠のある収賄罪を免れたし、安倍も失脚しなさそう。安倍と考えの近そうな稲田が次期総理になってもおかしくなさそうだなーと個人的には思う。

稲田って本当に元弁護士かよあれで
答弁とか見る限り完全にポンコツじゃん

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Can someone translate

>>72232071
Smirk. It's from Shin Megami Tensei

Today we went to a natural onsen.

Pretty nice.

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also new haircut

corey taylor lookin ass

>>72231919
禿同
自民党は他に支持に値する政党もないため支持しているが
答弁を見る限り稲田はバカにしか見えない
あんな女に政権を任せれば、隣国のような惨憺たる
有り様になりそう

>>72232224
混浴?

>>72232291
>>72232291
Why are you pushing your jaw out my man

>>72232489
Sadly not. Where are those, anyway?

>>72232629
Dunno.

今晩の曲

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7fXxgPQSyY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMaVOcLHygE

>>72232346
kek'd

1962年にマンコビッチというアメリカ人野球選手が日本のプロ球団に所属していたことを今日知った
残念ながら一勝もできずに帰国したそうだ

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>>72232653
九州なら黒川温泉にあるらしいが、婆しかいないとか
picは湯川温泉の砂湯
ここは、若い女も多い

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiY_alMTUzg

>>72233116
nice!

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>>72233622

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22歳、初マラソンで日本歴代4位の記録。そしてこのかわいらしい顔。
完璧です。

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>>72234045
*gets beat by a kenyan*

>>72233706
Nephew is god-tier. I recommend checking more of them out.

>>72234129
ありがとう
さっき、デンマークのバンドを紹介してるサイトを覗いてみたけど、
格好良い(そして不思議な)音楽が多いと思った。

>>72234298
Check out Magtens Korridorer too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mxaA-bJ35s

>>72234317
ありがとう、後でチェックしてみる

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVt6XMCLbE8

>>72234433
Man, you need some more niche taste in hiphop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4GhUglZ5NU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClMlcxBWtY

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>>72234485
>white people
>hip hop

>>72234502
Your thought on French Hip Hop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_1suYhUYfI

>>72234543
I like this, french is really polarizing for me, some speakers make it sound as ugly as mandarin, but others make it sound like the most beautiful language, particularly women, NEED a francais gf

Your opinions on french dialects

Why are most of the cashiers at supermarkets here 8/10 qts?

>>72234771
need mo money for dat makeup, hair color, and karaoke parlors

>>72234638
There is many dilalect in France. Some look like Celtic, other Germanic.. King, emperor and government have tried to eradicate them since the XVth century.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Dsf8TuEZM

>>72234771
also
>tfw my host is dating a Lawson cashier

>>72234818
did his gf meet her ehoumaki quota though?

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出陣じゃ!

>>72234806
Is it true you can be fined for trying to introduce english words in to french? Our french teacher told us that, never been sure if it was true or not

>>72234922
lol no. Here is the list of English words in the french language
https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/Annexe:Mots_fran%C3%A7ais_d%E2%80%99origine_anglaise

>>72234846
no fucking idea

>>72235409
>化物とそうでないと、
Strange wording...can it be 化け物とそうでない「こ」と?
>偉いはほんの少しだろうさ
It doesn't make sense.
Can that 偉い be 違い?

日本人は家族に「おはよう」と言うのに「こんにちは」とは言わないのはなぜか?
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/kyoiku/ichiran/20170309-OYT8T50034.html

>>72235542
ああ「違い」です
文字が小さくて上手く読めません><

>>72235542
Oh and no, its 化け物とそうでないと

yeah the wording is strange which is why I'm having issues understanding it

>>72235944
おもしろかったわ…(´・ω・｀)

>>72235995
>化け物とそうでないと
Doesn't make sense. I guess it's written by non-native.

>>72236128
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/u-kon/?of=118

ctrl + f 奴

its from a japanese game though

>>72236128
oh, it seems I missed a の
化け物とそうでないのと

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>>72234326
JOJOのスージーQのモデルは
Suzi Quatro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgKyXghZShE
子宮にベースが響くの科白で有名
似ているだろ?
CCRの曲ではないと思う
>>72234485
デンマークはユーロメタルしかしらない
>>72235944
「おはよう」は「お早いですね」=早起きですね
「こんにちは」は「今日はいかがですか」の意味
家族にhow are you?と訊くようなもの
家族なら訊くまでもなく知っている
>>72235951
化け物とそうでないのとの違い??
元の質問が消えて読めないけど
人三化七ってわかる?
an ugly woman like a monster
化け物と紙一重とかな
そういう慣用表現があるのよ

>>72236290
Ah okay...that's a little better.
(The only difference is being) a monster and not being so.

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a new week starts

>>72236324
どんな画像やねんwww

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>>72234326
今調べたらDale Hawkinsと書いてあるのも多いな
古すぎて知らん
ただ、あれはSuzi Quatroだと、一見した時から思っていた
>>72236493
そら
メグミンがオシッコをって
まあ、ワイだから?

>>72236394
はじまっちゃったね...( ´･ω･` )

DOWN WITH SHINZO ABE

>>72236704
BED DOWN WITH SHINZO ABE

>>72236704
Trump for Japan

ただいま帰りましたー

>>72236394
トンベリだぁ~

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>>72236917
like this

>>72237076
ペルーの自画像

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>>72237076

>>72237168
理由は?(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

>>72237301
あいつはとても怖かったよ
懐かしいなぁw

>>72237076
お疲れ、おかえりー

>>72237313
ペルーがずっと書いていたこと知らないの?
タイより、こちらが古い

>>72237354
勇者の方ですか...?(´・ω・｀)

>>72237469
お疲れ様っていい言葉だよね
家族にももっと頻繁に言ってあげたくなったよ
ありがとう

>>72237490
そうだったのか
時々しか見に来なくなったものでm(__)m

I'll make the next thread.

>>72237595
う、うん。そうだったと思う・・・
勇猛果敢だった記憶が・・・あれ?(意識がうすれていく・・・

>>72237828
もう戦いの記憶はいらないのよ…(´・ω・｀)

Next thread
>>72237769>>72237769>>72237769

おしまい

>>72237954
ホトケビーm・・・