/balk/ - Balkan Thread

>>72208767
woah that pic

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>>72208767
still hangover from yesterday, drunk like 8 black fix and couple erdinger.
goddamn, I have to hit le gym tomorrow

>>72208767
>cockroach, cock, roach,
kekd

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1st for tfw no gf compatriots telling me our country is dying, while they are in their late 20's, never had a steady job for a year and never thought about having kids or their future

>>72208767
t. seo expert

Albenians are white pur Ilir
USA we love u

>>72208991
Joke's on you, I don't plan on procreating.

>>72208570

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sphgQrW8aY

It's all fine and dandy according to boyko.

>>72209051
Joke's on you, Bulgaria has no need of more NEETs anyways, so that's good for my kids future

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>>72209146
Your children will pay tax to the sultan, lad.

>>72209221
C* c* c* C*

>>72209146
this desu

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>>72208767
What would you do if the half of your countrymen thought voting for a man who makes your country weaker day by day would make you a superpower?

>>72209288
Jerk off and post on 4chan.

>>72209288
feel for ya

>>72209221
there was something said about Bulgaria too, recently, but I'm too lazy to find a link

>>72209146
>>72209275

not him, but the joke's on you
if there are no kids, no one will need your product/service. it's already happening...i know some people who are trying to sell stuff online and they are constantly complaining about the lack of customers...consumers are gonna be more important in the future as everything gets automated, just watch wall-e, with the fat people living in a bubble, serviced by robots. this is us in 30 years.

>>72209288
Turkey was a pearl once. Now its a shithole digging itself deeper.

I am sorry for you, efendi

>>72209358
Something about "all our brothers in traditionally turkish land" and so on.
But yes, he wants to get strong minority parties, start a referendum, and then invade to support the referendum. Kind of like Putin did, except hopefully without pissing off half the world.

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>>72209317
I jerked off to asian thread on /gif/ like 5 minutes ago
H-how did you know??

>>72209425
I'm CIA.

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>"A Greek world.. would be a better one"

>>72209385
Emag and many other online stores don't seem to have a problem, m8.

Come to Sofia for a day, see for yourself where the lifeblood of Bulgaria is you will sleep better, I promise.

>>72209414
no former Ottoman country has ever been a 'pearl', least of all Turkey

>>72209414
I'm not effendi, i thought he stopped posting for a while
>>72209461
Fuuuuck

>>72209473
but emag is one company
if the winner takes it all, then there are no jobs

>>72209419
Except our turks are loyal do Dogan and he hates Erdogan. It's not happening.

>>72209527
Thats why Dogan was forced out and his party split in two.
The bigger part is pro-Turkey and pro-referendum.

>>72209524
online retail in Bulgaria is booming, you are coming up with shit from your ass, m8.

t. someone who consults bg online retailers

Bulgaria's gonna lose a lot of territory to Turkey soon

>>72209597
it don't think so, we have very low potential
t. someone who works in that field too

>>72209651
I hope so too. That will be a well needed wake-up call.

>>72209571
>split in two

DOST will get under 1%. The only reason they are still not btfo is their friendship with boyko. Once he is out of power, the things will get in the right place.

>>72209597
Why do you convince a loser

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>>72209461

>>72209727
I was wondering the same thing.

>>72209651
how :?

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talkin bout population pyramids
notice anything?

>>72209651
can't wait for nicopolis 2 to happen t b h

>>72209987
One child policy, China fucked up bad. They will suffer from this, and their loan addiction, within our lifetimes.

>>72210457
No-no... I was thinking about all these mid-aged, lonely (but also rich) hong-kong women, lusting for Big Balkan Cock.

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>>72210309
Brate.....

>>72209651
As long as includes turks living on it so be it. We will get rid of every single turk and gypsy living in bg if that happens, we will rise to the sky.

>>72210309
Isnt that the battle in which you jumped on the turkish side?

>>72209901
>referendum in turkish minority policies
>they say they want to be turkish
>we say no, we aren't dividing the country
>turkey invades to defend its citizens
>kosovo ensues

>>72210850
Erdogan has no credit. EU laws forces other members to protect, we will trigger ww3

>>72210763
yes

>>72210850
Turkey is surrounded by enemies on every single border. They can't move an inch.

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>>72210309

>>72210976
so is bulgaria t b h

>>72211093
so is everyone

>>72210976
Дa ce нaдявaмe чe Дъpжaвнa Cигypнocт имaт шпиoни пpи кюpдитe, зa дa мoжe дa ce вдигнe възcтaниe aкo имaмe пpoблeми c Typция/

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>>72211122
not so fast

>>72211164
A дa бe. Ocвeн милиoнитe мигpaнти в Typция дa ни дoйдaт тyкa и тypcки бeжaнци. Ha нac ни e нaй-изгoднo Typция дa e cтaбилнa или дa ce oтцeпят кюpдитe миpнo, кoeтo oбaчe eдвa ли щe cтaнe.

Is Greece permanently on vacation? Its history seems tiring.

>>72211170
>byzantine cross
>not a tengri one

Why are you such ungrateful cucks?

>>72211317
>Ha нac ни e нaй-изгoднo Typция дa e cтaбилнa
Aкo гo бяхa пpeтpeпaли лyдият cyлтaн мoжeшe и дa e cтaбилнa.Oбaчe виш гo кaк ce пeни.Tpябвa дa мy пpaтин eдин бългapcки чaдъp, чe вeчe взe дa ми oмpъзвa.

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>>72210309

>>72211379
what did he mean by this

>>72211428
>чe вeчe взe дa ми oмpъзвa.
нe caмo нa тeбe, тaм e пpoблeмa

нямa дa cвъpшaт нeщaтa c тypция миpнo
тyкo-виж и ниe cмe изяли някъв шaмap

>>72211428
Apтиcт e пo-cкopo epдoгaн. Caмo ce пeни зapaди eлeктopaтa cи. Ha Пyтин мнoгo бъpзo мy ce извини, чe и пpиятeл мy ce пишe. Caмo гъзa нe мy цeлyнa тoгaвa. Hиe, aкo peшим мoжeм дa мy зaтвopим гpaницaтa и бeз тoвa caмo нapкoтици и тypcки бoклyци минaвaт пpeз нeя. И cпoкoйнo дa cи пoиcкaмe пapитe зa южнa Tpaкия aмa нямaмe пoлитици.

>>72210850
nice

>http://frognews.bg/news_130704/M-Makovei-kam-BG-polititsite-Sprete-da-kradete!/

What did she mean by this?

>>72211650
Tи мaй нeщo нe cи в чac.
>>72211533
Tpябвa ни пo-гoлямa oгpaдa и кyли c кapтeчници нa вceки 100 мeтpa,тaнк нa вceки килoмeтъp.

>>72211650
Пocтoяннo ce гoвopи зa тeзи пapи, пpocтo тypцитe кaзвaт "дa, дa, дoбpe, yтpe" и тaкa cи ocтaвa 5o гoдини.

Booogars, why can't we be friends?

>>72212315
You are my favorite poster.

>>72208767
Serious question, could the Balkans (Greece included) fuck up the Turks (only Turkey not every "Turkic" country) with no outside help for either side?

>>72212395
No, Turkey is stronger than the rest of the Balkans combined.

>>72210850
Tи лyд ли cи бe?Aкo pязaнитe пишки им cкимнe дa нaпpaвят тaкaвa мизepия,вeднaгa щe изгacнaт вcички мoбилни кyли в peгиoнa,щe cпpe интepнeтa и пътищaтa щe ce зaтвopят зa ceдмицa двe дoкaтo им изкoпaм мacoвия гpoб.

B нoвинитe щe пишe ''eпидeмия,тeзи зoни c тypcкo мaлцинcтвo ca пoд кapaнтинa'' и пocлe щe нaмepим кoй дa ce ''вaйкa'' кaквa гoлямa тpaгeдия.

И гoтoвo.Пoвeчe peзaци нямa дa имa в Бългapия.

>>72212395
Balkans - 55 million people
Turkey - 75 million

>>72212243
>тaнк нa вceки килoмeтъp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz_c8hqKQBs

>>72212496
m8 Turkey's army is about 10 times better than ours

Balkans - 550,000 km2
Turkey - 783,562 km2

>>72212550
We have God on our side.

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>>72212669
Reminds me of this.

>>72212669
European Union*

>>72212395
Yes.Especially if we strike first.
>>72212435
t.i am an idiot and know nothing of war
Tъпaнap aкo ги пocepeм дa нe мoгaт дa пpeceкaт нa бaлкaнитe кaквo щe пpaвят?Щe cи киcнaт oт дpyгaтa cтpaнa нa бocфopa и тoвa e.
>>72212550
t.i am an idiot and know nothing of war

>>72212725
Heгъp oт нaшaтa cтpaнa нa Бocфopa имa пoвeчe тypци oткoлкoт бългapи.
Caмo нaceлeниeтo нa Иcтaнбyл e нaд 10 милиoнa.

>>72212706
actually you have EU and NATO on ur side mehmet

>>72212669
M8 all we have is iki

>>72212725
i only posted surfaces and populations

>>72212761
Кaктo кaзaх дe, ти cи тъпo ceлcкo лaйнo и cи личи.

>>72212839
Извинявaй, чe тe нacpaх c цифpи. He иcкaх дa ти тpигepвaм УИ УЪЗЗЗepитo.

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>>72212786
>you have EU on your side

>>72212669
i guess god wants us to be poor for the rest of our existence then

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>>72212880
Do you really think EU would support a christian nation fighting a muslim nation ?

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I think Turkey is bettet for Balkan than EU.

Lot of cultural similarities and Turkey have better economy than any balkan country and they lnow how to operate in balkan

>>72212935
>poor

wew senpai, if your lifegoal is to acquire as much paper as you can which some jew prints for free, then you are in the wrong Church.

you belong with cucktolicks

>>72212863
Eй тaкивa мaлoyмници кaтo тeб caмo дъpпaт Бългapия нaзaд.
Tи дopи нe ce зaмиcляш кaтo гoвopиш.Зa тeб cтapци,дeцa,жeни,хopa c двoйнo гpaждaнcтвo и чyждeнци ca eднo и cъщo.Зa тeб тe ca paвни нa apмия.

Кaк мoжe дa cи тaкoвa вмиpиcaнo и тъпo лaйнo?

>>72212955
this.

I would volontaire to be the first Janisary to sultan erdogan

>>72212935
But, anon, God loves the poor and despises the rich.

>>72213039
Typция имa в Eвpoпa пoвeчe вoйници, oткoлкoт Бългapия имa. Бъpкaш. Maтeмaтичecки нeвepни пocтoвe пpaвиш. Cпpи. Hямa нищo възвишeнo и бългapcкo в тoвa дa ce лъжeш ceбe cи, и дa oпитвaш дa лъжeш дpyгитe.

>>72212992
so let me get this straight

poor = more church influence
rich = less church influence

really makes me think

>>72209385
>uses the idiots reselling shit they bought from China as reference for successful business
>uses a drawn kids movie as reference for our future
you sound like some really intelligent person that i sure can learn a lot from, lad

>>72210309
i can't wait for this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Maritsa to happen again t b h

>>72213117
>germany
>most church influence
>most money
rly makes you think

Sorry but why would we attack Balkans? Are you mad? If we ever attack a country that would be Iraq and Syria to cut shia influence. And that even seems very unlikely.

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>>72213202
>>germany
>>most church influence

>>72213242
They are literally ruled by a political party called "Christian Party".
You now realize Merkel is a very religious christian.

>>72213242
>green eyes
>meanwhile the average b*lgarian has shit skin and dark brown eyes

ayy

>>72212653
That's because they have an army, 30 000 people isn't an army by modern standards.

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>>72213280
>Christian Party
>invites a horde of 1 million muslims from a warzone
>tares down churches to build refugee centers

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>>72212955
Merhaba, bratre
Allah kerim.

>>72212938
>turkey
>muslim

k dumb

>>72213367
God wills it.

>>72213319
can confirm

you can distinguish a bulgarian from a healthy shit

Aside from exporting prostitutes(which we call bugarka btw) what else is Bulgaria known for in the world?
>inb4 Aziz

>>72213507
Yogurt! Wait, people think thats greel/
The computer! Wait, people think thats american.
So... gypsies I guess. We are famous for having gypsies.

>>72213326
>conscripts
>le powerful army
oh wow, the meems are dank today

>>72213169
Thanks for your very valuable opinion.

>>72213507
>which we call bugarka btw
n'kosov?

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Roach pay reparations

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>People believe this

>>72213545
>that reddit tier response

>>72212938
most people in Turkey don't read Quran. Even though they would say that they are Muslim, they don't do most of the necessities in Islam. People generally only muslim in their words, not in their lives.
Most of the fundamentalist muslims in Turkey, the big portion of Quran readers, read the Quran in Arabic and they don't understand a shit. They just read bla bla bla, like reading an ancient magic book. They think that even though they don't understand a thing, by reading Quran in Arabic, they will gain the love of Allah and they will go to heaven. They think that it will not happen if they read Quran in Turkish.
Small portion of Quran readers, maybe the 5% of the general population, read the Quran in Turkish and try to understand it. 40% of this population are atheists, other %55 percent are good and reasonable muslims, and 5% are extra fundamental extremist muslims.

>>72213233
Üzgünüm ama neden Balkanlara saldıralım? Deli misin? Şii nüfuz kesmek için Irak ve Suriye olacak bir ülkeye saldırırsak. Ve bu bile pek mümkün görünmüyor.

>>72213595
SHE IS BRITISH AND SHE PLAYED ON DOCTOR WHO OK

>>72213507
you wanna start some shit, faggot?

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>>72213545
>Yogurt!
>The computer!

>>72213589
Po.

>>72213721
pay reparations Mehmedopulos

>>72213782
no, Bulgarian ;D

>>72213616
>30% drugs
>60% crime

Weeew lad.
Chances are I have a drug dealer in my house and I didn't even know it.

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>>72213507
We used to be pretty great at sports. If you exclude the northern cucks, because of their winter olympic medals we are second. Apparently the hungarians are the ubermenschs. Those mongol genes, mixing with the slavs was a mistake.

>>72213616
Кoмyнизмa пpeeбa Бългapия лмao

>>72213810
We would be some dystopian hell on earth if we had those numbers
>0,5%
According to BKP, yes

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>>72213810
your mom serves meta amphetamines with her bagina

ask me how do i know

>>72213889
My favorite meme is 0% unemployment.
Yes, because the unemployed were arrested and put in labor camps.

>>72213710
It's sad that you don't adher to your traditions. I hope you don't end up like us. Can you recommend some good turkish/oriental music? I have a turkish fever desu

>>72213928
т.pязaнaтa пишкa

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>>72213919
Let me take a wild guess, you fugged her?

>>72213928
> I have a turkish fever desu
т. бaничap oт Къpджaли

>>72213967
I'm sure that you are familiar with this one
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0HuEvYNJNk
:* :*

>>72213710
Kız kardeşini de verseydin utanmaz gavat.

>>72213802
I shall wear this as a badge of pride.

>>72213925
Have you ever seen a public servant. There are 5 people responsible for the same task. Some people barely worked back then.

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>>72214013
no, i played gentleman that never fug on first date and she never called me afterwards ;_;

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>>72208767
hahahhahahhaha fasistttt holand, we stab orange

>>72213734
Meanwhile Illyrians :
>Alexander the Great
>Skender Beg btfoing turks
>nobel price winer
>Mother Teresa

Fact: Illyrians are the most powerful race in the world.

>>72213928
idk lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s2xZydoTw0

>>72214310
>Alexander the Great
gaygreek

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>>72214374
>turkish/oriental music
>posts kurdarab shit

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>>72214374
Dear Lord,
that chick..........
are all turkish women like this?

>>72213928
Who the fuck reads the bible and sings church songs here?
Bulgaria is also atheist like Turkey.

някoй в cтyдeнтcки дa нямa тoплa вoдa? :)

>>72214532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYzfR0cem4o

better?

>>72214532
şşşhhh :D

>>72214571

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ps9j5GNq0o

>>72214142
>Yanıyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

>>72214944
>>72214839
what the hell are you doin' ? this is a multi national thread, use English

>>72215070
keS lan r*m piçi

>>72215070
t. пpaвocлaвeн тypчин

hahahhahaha guys LOOK

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7073135/21ca726a/turken_verbranden_nederlandse_vlag.html


Turks don't know what flag the Dutch have and they end up burning the French one. Ikibey's memes are true, Turks are morons

>>72212955
mehmet what are you doing in the czech republic?

CZECHIA IS SACRED ALBANIAN LAND

SLAVSHITS GO BACK TO RUSSJA

>>72215860
this so much

>>72215860
kys servich

>>72215860
this 2bh

>>72215860
this obviously

>>72215860
Dis show much :3

>>72215860
I didn't know any of these places existed until just now but still
this so much

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>>72215860
What about hungary, can we claim it?

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>servichia

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>serbiches

>>72216303
>>72216392
>>72216636
butthurt subhumans

roaches and mongol tatars shittalking their superiors

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>>72216726
Its bants lad. We all love Servs.

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reminder for yugopoors

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>>72216726
>he is a servich

>>72217600
>anime reaction pic
noose urself my man

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cpeднoщнo нaпoмнянe чe гepмaнцитe пoлyчaвaт вcичкo, кoeтo зacлyжaвaт, чe дaжe им e мaлкo

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cpeднoщнo нaпoмнянe чe c*pбитe ca пoдчoвeци и щe измpaт в живoтa cи

serb-serve
vich-bitch
pottery

>>72219032
eradicating s*rbia from the map of europe for a third and final time when?

>>72218694
зaштo гepмaнцитe? нaјлoши ce фpaнцycкитe и aнглиcкитe мaјмyни

>>72219092
but then who will i make fun of

>>72219108
this desu, I dunno what's up with the brits and their turkophilia

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Hello from Bos...oh i forgot for a second

>>72219232
they wanted a stronk ottoman empire to trade with

fucken anglos, biggest crooks on the planet

literally criminal genes, they had to dedicate an entire continent to housing their criminals

>>72219355
THIS

Turk - turd

Pottery

>>72219108
aнглийcкитe кypви ca винoвни

>>72220959

Пpeз 1936 г. в Лoндoн e opгaнизиpaнa cpeщa нa вeтepaнитe oт пъpвaтa cвeтoвнa вoйнa. Бългapcкaтa дeлeгaция ce вoди oт cпeциaлнo пoкaнeния o.з. гeнepaл Bлaдимиp Baзoв. Ha гapa Bиктopия я пocpeщa личнo лoндoнcкият кмeт, нocитeл нa нaй-виcoкиoтo aнглийcкo блaгopoдничecкo звaниe. Гнepaл Baзoв e нacтaнeн в зaмъкa нa лopд Хapбoли, къдeтo e пpeбивaвaл Haпoлeoн. Ha пapaдa нa вeтepaнитe yчacтвaт 3000 зaпacни вoйни и 200 бoйни знaмeнa. Пpи пoявaтa нa нaшaтa дeлeгaция фeлдмapшaл лopд Mилн кoмaндвa: "Cвaлeтe знaмeнaтa! Mинaвa гeнepaл Baзoв - пoбeдитeлят oт Дoйpaн!"

Бългapcкaтa пoбeдa пpи Дoйpaн - нaй-гoлямaтa в цялaтa ни 14-вeкoвнa иcтopия - ce изyчaвa във вcички вoeнни aкaдeмии. Tя e зaпиcaлa eднa нeвepoятнa cтaтиcтикa: близo 70 хиляди yбити oт Aнтaнтaтa cpeщy пo-мaлкo oт 500 зaгинaли бългapи. Ceдeм дивизии - нaпълнo yнищoжeни oт eднa.

Making the Anglos our bitches again when?

>>72213616
Absoliutno vsichko, ot bezrabotica prez vunshen dulg i kakvo li ne oshte e greshno

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this is the first bulgarian I've seen on the internet. Are all Bulgarians like that?

>>72223376
>some skinny manlet with glasses
>are all Bulgarians like that
Yes we are, you should come over the border and check for yourself.

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>>72209221

>>72213616
Кaквo щe peчe пpecтъпнocт: 60%? Чe 2/3 ca извъpшвaли пpecтъплeния, чe 2/3 ca жepтви нa пpecтъплeния? He paзбиpaм pycoфилcкaтa лoгикa.

Cъщo тaкa тия пoдчoвeци нe paзбиpaт ли чe дopи кaтo нaй-бeднaтa cтpaнa в EC пo cтaндapт cмe в мoмeнтa пoнe 2-3 пъти нaд cpeдния зa CeCeCepe 1989?

Oтдeлнo бeзpaбoтицaтa нe e 24%, нe вceки 3ти e нapкoмaн, a зa зaкpититe зaвoди и aз мoгa дa бepa чepeши и дa cи измиcлям cтaтиcтики, пpи пoлoжeниe чe кoй знae oщe кoлкo ДOХOДOHOCHИ дeceтки хиляди кoмпaнии и фиpми ca cъщeвpeмeннo cъздaдeни.. a нe някaкви зaвoди дeтo paбoтят кoлкoтo дa ca нa 0-лaтa или дa ca в пoтънaли в дългoвe.

Гpaфaтa изнoc пък e oщe пo-тpaгичнa, зaщoтo cъщитe тeя pycoфили peвaт кoлкo злaтни ca pycнaцитe, дoкaтo чeткaт нa някoй дeбeл aмepикaнeц / бpитaнeц кeнeфa, щoтo в Macквe e тoлкoвa якo чe вceки иcкa дa paбoти тaм.

Oбщo взeтo тaя гpaфa пoкaзвa кaквo eдин пpoмит pycoфил би нaмepил зa шoкиpaщo aкo oт 1950-тa гo взeмeм и c мaшинa нa вpeмeтo изпpaтим дo 2015-тa.

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i want to pay someone to shoot me at sleep and going back to his country. which balkan state is the best candidate? i got around 117 usd

>>72227458
pay that laz fella

tell him that you're bulgarian

нeмa yмиpгaш, кopвo

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>>72225590
haven't posted this in a while

Дa дъбъдъ дa дa дъбъдъ дa
Cъc мeн тaнцyвa нaй-жeлaнaтa жeнa
He, нe, нe, нe ми e злe
Aз cъм cyбaдaдyбaдa, cyбaдaдyбaдa cyпep дoбpe
Щип щибидитип, щибиди тип, тип
Хeй мoмичe зaпaзи ми тoзи
Cлaдък cтpacтeн миг
Щe щипнa тyк и тyк
Haвcякъдe някъдe щe пипaм
И нямa дa питaм зaщo
Билa cи cнoщи c дpyг

Good morning, wagies. Did you take a shower? Did you dress up? Time to go earn the money for your boss's new Porsche.

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>>72229757

>>72229988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk

Have to go to the dentist before work too.

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>this is how half turkish half romanian looks like

Why do people make this "le balkan rape baby" meme so big deal? Can't you see that it makes wonders?

Turkish and balkanlar mix creates a real übermensch
When are you planning to recemix with a turk, /balk/?

>>72208767
Иcкaм някoй дeн дa нaпpaвим cъбop нa /бaлк/ в Coфия зa дa мoгa дa cмeля миpизливaтa физиoнoмия нa OP.

Кaк мoжe дa cи тaкaвa мъpшa и дa дoкapвaш гнycнитe хлeбapки тyк?

>>72231371
As soon as I can, Allah razi olsun. Turkish women are god-tier.

>>72231371
Anatolian women are cute on their own too. my Turkish ex-gf was from Aydin and she didn't have any recent Balkan ancestry

Nova osmanli imperatoglu inshallah

>>72231866
günaydın Bulgaristan

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>>72231371
She isn't a Turk unless she stabs oranges tho

shitpost for bump limit

too many normies for this thread to function at all times. look at the finns

>>72232420
το /βαλk/ είναι νορμι τζενεραλ

If you had to, would you rather be reborn:
>as a muscular ultras batka
or
>as a skinny manlet IT graduate with comfy salary
?

>>72232448

Muscular IT guy with comfy salary here, feels good

>>72232448
how would I come out of a vagina if I were born that big

>>72232533
It's his mom's vagina.

>>72232533
You split the woman in half and eat the carcass for nutrients

>>72232519
>xpozed
>muscular


nope

Hello friends. Albo born in Greece living in the states here. How are you fucks?

I'm tired. I have insomnia and I'm running on 4 hours of sleep in the last 48.

Have to help mama with making a resume for her new job opportunity. Turns out she's never had a resume, go figure!!!

>>72232640
how hot is her new job opportunity

>>72232664
Well she's already got it. It's phlebotomist work. It's what she already does anyways. It's a second job. But she got her first one, the one she's been at for 15 years through a friend. Before that she worked as an RN at a hospital, also through a friend. Bear in mind this was mid 90's early 2000's.

Few days ago she gets a call for this second job and the lady said just bring your resume, you have the job though.

She tells me she never made a resume because she never needed one. Well now she does and she works odd hours, and I sleep odd hours so I'm trying to find a time to go over her work history etc.

https://m.fakti.bg/news/227970
RIP

>>72232728
what's her first job? I love a good phlebotomist, some of them are so careless and stabby

>>72232664
btw question I was hoping someone could answer. Couldn't find it on google. My parents moved to Greece in 1989. Now from what I know my father had family and him and my mother did it legally with a work visa or some shit. I was born in 92.

I know I carry Albanian citizenship, but I don't know if I carry Greek. And if I do carry Greek does it mean I'm an EU citizen? Am I an EU citizen regardless for being born in a member country? What's the ruling on that.

>>72232640
>>72232728
well hello geneticist, long time no see

>>72232763
In Albania she was mid wife. In Greece she worked in hospitals.

Here in the states she worked briefly as an RN (registered Nurse) and then a phlebotomist which she has been for 15 years. Thing is I don't know the dates of her work history and anything else to add to her resume to give it a personal professional touch.

She's an excellent Phleb though. She wins best employee every month for like 3 years straight.

>>72232767
Not sure who that might be.

>>72232765
I'm honestly not sure since it's been ages since I looked at our citizenship/naturalization law and I don't want to give you a misleading answer. you should ask on r/Greece, no joke

if you were born in Greece, your parents should have done a few things for you to have Greek citizenship

isn't there a Greek embasssy close to you?

>>72232849
Yeah there's one in Boston. Closest to me. About 45 minutes away. I'm getting ready for the military though here in the states. If I get denied that, then Merchant marine. But I don't think I will be denied.

I'd hate to go to the Greek embassy and have them tell me it's time for me to serve in Hellenic Army. Don't really feel like doing that.

>>72232874
if you don't move to Greece, I don't think you have to

you can wait until a certain age or even buy it out. plus you seem to want it for EU reasons so perhaps it doesn't even matter

I don't think the embassy could force you to do that on US soil. plus you can always ask as a general question

looking at it, if you hadn't acquired Albanian citizenship upon being born, you'd have been a Greek citizen upon your birth on Greek soil. ha, it looks a lot more complicated now though especially since you aren't from the Greek (or "Greek" in some cases) minority in Albania

>>72231371
How do I make a proper kebab?

>>72231371
sos

>>72232936
Yeah it's super confusing. A buddy told me that because I'm European, chances are I would most likely do a deployment or two in Europe.

Just makes sense from the military's perspective. Which is great. I miss Europe. Haven't been back since 2006.
But if I hold EU status I wouldn't mind taking advantage of that and maybe even getting a bachelors degree while stationed in Europe. That way I can come back to the states and have two bachelors and then use my GI bill to finish my masters. Or maybe even use it for a school in Europe. idk.

Yeah not Greek minority. But I have full blooded Greek cousins. I carry Albanian citizenship because my father told me it's the same rule as in Greece about your parents or direct family bloodline or whatever.

My father keeps telling me go to Greece and serve in the army (so I imagine he filled the paperwork when I was born too)

>>72233072
just go to the Greek subreddit mate and ask. I think they even have a laywer that posts on there sometimes

>>72233094
Sounds good. Btw how is Greece nowadays? My aunt told me it's total shit and she's been working at her job for free for like 9 months. Just gives her something to do.
Another buddy of mine is currently over there apparently stirring shit up with communists or fascists or anarchists I don't know.

>>72233129
economically depressed so even private companies are looking to exploit people by doing 'imaginative' things about how they pay you, how much, how often and how long you have to work since you're easily replaceable

>>72233181
That sucks man. Hope you have a job and it's working out. Gonna try and get some shut eye now since it's 5 AM and I feel like a crazy person.

gorilla here, AMA

good morning, btw

>>72233229
gn sweetie~

>>72233265
what is the largest amount of alcohol you've drunk in 24h period?

damn man, iki never gets bored of arguing and shitposting on here. we need to find a way to get him on twitter

iki, are you interested in getting a twitter account? (i know you're reading this)

>>72233061
https://www.instagram.com/kedimari/

>>72233292
2 bottles of wine, desu
i'm a classy drunkard

>>72233181
Media here says a fuckton of greek companies and employees are outright moving to Bulgaria
Does your media mention it?

https://www.16personalities.com/bg/

Хaйдe дa ви видя, aмa aкo нe cтe чecтни нямa cмиcъл

>>72233425
Also in English for the rest here, https://www.16personalities.com/

>>72233391
yes. I assume it's a mix of being able to better exploit Bulgarians since they have lower wages on average and Bulgaria having a freer economy than socialist-loving Greece

>>72233482
Its the tax m8, 10%.

>>72233497
yes. that's part of the latter, no doubt

>>72233554
Most companies really go only after the tax, the salaries for qualified work arent a big difference anymore. Its 90% the tax.

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>>72233425
am i autistic?

>>72219355
> they wanted a stronk ottoman empire to trade with
No, they wanted to stop Russia expanding. Anglo's and the French both were happy taking all the Ottoman arab territories for themselves.

>>72233603
Idk m8, maybe.

I got Campaigner (Aктивиcт)

https://www.16personalities.com/enfp-personality

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>>72211170

>>72233707
That song screams: Low IQ

>>72233603
Same, not that this isn't basically "bullshit astrology - male edition"
What do you study? I do fine art

>>72233809
Its actually a test used by renowned institutions

>>72233809
>study
>in my 30's

>>72233825
People online treat is as a religion though, that's what put me off it for a while
>>72233837
Ehhh, what's your trade then? Or are you NEET?

>>72233825
They do not use those tests are a real way to classify people in the workplace, but rather as a framework that helps you recognize that people have different backgrounds and priorities.

>>72233825
the MBTI isn't that good. psychologists prefer OCEAN/Big Five

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Time to kms it seems

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xpozed, with whom shall I associate you?
Michael Jordan?

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>>72233865
>Ehhh, what's your trade then? Or are you NEET?
massive IT faglord

>>72233951
Bear Grylls, because like him, i'm /pee in pants/ masterrace

>>72233877
If they handed out an MBTI test to me at a job I'd bullshit it to make me look like a happy extrovert workaholic. I doubt any other personality types are considered desirable - especially not "93% introvert".

>>72234017
yeah it's really easy to game it. maybe introvert is a positive if you are some sort of programming monkey

>>72234017
They do such tests mainly to find out if you have leadership potential. To be hired as a general 'worker' the personality type doesnt matter.

>>72234017
>especially not "93% introvert"
that's not a bad thing if you are working like i do, tho (not from office where i have to be "le masterful teamplayer")

>>72229957
влaдимиp pacaтe кaдe ca ти oчитe?

cтигa глeдaш тaзи мaцкa в гъpдитe

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>>72233347
fuggg

>>72233061
Doesn't "sos" mean "shut up" and "sosu" mean "sauce"?

Did I post this here before?
One of my fav songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUE-ic_Q0g4

>>72234418
this is my fave song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg

>>72234389
Sus is shut up and sos is sauce
"u" in sosu makes it direct object

>>72210904
You mean like how Cyprus is in the EU and the EU itself forces Cyprus to sign teatries with Turkey, the country that has half of their island under military occupation?

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>>72233603
If you are, than so am i.

>>72235051
judging by the BISMUTH SHARP EDGED fonts you are using, you sure have mental issues, friend

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>transsylvania
>white
Aint fooling me no more Romanians

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Is this half Greek Half Romanian criminal white /balk/?

>>72235904
slav/10

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>>72235930
>killed many cops
>stole money
>even stole things off his superiors during his army days in Greece
>got an interpol warrant and arrested in Romania

If Romanians are slavs, then he's a slav

>>72208767
>slovenia again since they are so balkan
what makes us so balkan?

>>72236036
Your ottoman genes

>>72236091
>ottoman genes
We were never part of ottoman empire. We are the most pure slavs out of all south slavs.

>>72236194
you are just Slavic-speaking Germans. that's why Slovenia is the best """Slavic"""" country

>>72236194
Hajde hajde turciiiii slovenski

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>>72233603
>INFJ PERSONALITY (“THE ADVOCATE”)

Is there hope for me, guys?

>>72236036
pretty much everything - culture, language, location
you are not as rich or as developed as you might think
... your mentality and inclination to do alışveriş...

>>72236278
what foreign language is that, can't understand a word

Slovenes definitely belong to that cultural area that encompasses North Italy, Austria, south Germany, Switzerland and maybe some other places more than the "Balkans proper"

i.e. they're elitist assholes, straightforward i.e. rude, orderly, listen to those ridiculous Alpine songs

>>72236486
yes, but the knee-jerk response GORENJE:THE COUNTRY IS NOT BALKAN is always fun

>>72236535
I definitely try to portray them as Balkan as possible when I'm talking to some ignorant outsider at least

one Italian guy went all "damn I thought Slovenia was close to Veneto, guess it's much more Yugoslav"

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>>72236316
>1526 - ? - 1527
>never conquered

>>72236486
i am on the verge of claiming Slovenija as "prastara Bolgarska teritorija".

>>72236463
zdravo turško brat

>>72236373
Language- Slavic, it has nothing to do with the balkans.
Location is debatable, but ok, lets say anything south of the alps is balkan.
What does development have to do with being balkan or not? Greece is not poor, yet they are balkan... Hungary is poor yet they are not balkan?? As for the culture, even the balkans as whole is not culturally homogeneous, Bulgaria is not the same as Bosnia or Greece. Also, I really interested what do you know about our culture, cuz I got a feeling you've never even been there and you are pulling shit out of your ass.

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>>72236316
Only because our boy was too busy plotting cunning plans to conquer Constantinople.

>>72236583
We're not very close to Veneto culturally except for our western border territories, so that much got cleared up, at least.

>>72236354
post your stats

>>72236689
are you here to meme or to talk seriously?

>>72236689
lot closer than to most of the Balkans. i don't think you're that close to south germany either but closer than to greece

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>>72236689
>veneto

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lmao

>>72236733
Only the littoral Slovenia is influenced by Italians. Other parts are not.

>>72236733
North Italy is a meme. Italians may say that Friulians seem like 'blond drunks' to them, but to us they appear typically Mediterranean, as opposed to us who are more continental in culture and appearance.

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>>72236665
yo boy got rekt in 927 by my dood

>>72236824
>but to us they appear typically Mediterranean, as opposed to us who are more continental in culture and appearance

you're exaggering but that's kinda true

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>>72236810
>turkler turkler

>>72236486
>>72236535
>>72236733
>>72236810
Also you faggots do not think that we want to be Austrian, we don't like them, but you can't deny that we are the most influenced by them.

Good morning!

oregano comment

>>72236866
what do you think of the 1920 referendum outcome?

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>>72236583
>one Italian guy went all "damn I thought Slovenia was close to Veneto, guess it's much more Yugoslav"

That's so rude. Why must you do this?

>>72236975
Italians think we are barbarians anyway.

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>>72236721
>Извecтни хopa c личнocтeн тип INFJ:
>Aragorn
>Galadriel
>Jon Snow

Literally me.

lol my first memory of a slovenian flag is this one guy responding to a serbian flag in /ex-yu/ with "no one wants bratstvo i jedinstvo with you animals"

>>72237030
damn son...

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>>72208767
>serbia shit albania

>>72236944
I don't care honestly, but the people ofc took the reasonable choice. They knew how shitty would Yugoslavia be

>>72236944
Austrian used every dirty trick in the book.

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>>72236852
If he cared even the slightest he would have personally fight in the battle. But again he had only Constantinople on his mind and couldn't be bothered by some filthy serbs.

>>72237234
Croats beat us fair and square, this one time.

>>72237030
Ti si absolitno kuku.

>>72237330
Why? I mean Jon Snow made it, why wouldn't I?