/brit/

>307 posts
>page one

someone janetise this thread

>>72129589
can't stand emma watson

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>>72129589

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suzy

janny...

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> was just about to post a new then you do

lads I'm a bit drunk but I think wanker is the perfect insult

it's so versatile

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>3. It is necessary, in the third place, to ensure such a cultural advancement of society as will secure for all members of society the all-round development of their physical and mental abilities, so that the members of society may be in a position to receive an education sufficient to enable them to be active agents of social development, and in a position freely to choose their occupations and not be tied all their lives, owing to the existing division of labour, to some one occupation.

>What is required for this?

>It would be wrong to think that such a substantial advance in the cultural standard of the members of society can be brought about without substantial changes in the present status of labour. For this, it is necessary, first of all, to shorten the working day at least to six, and subsequently to five hours. This is needed in order that the members of society might have the necessary free time to receive an all-round education.

Is Joseph Stalin our guy?

>>72129589
Why the FUCK didn't Harry and Hermione just shag?

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>>72129666
Fuck off Satan.

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London is pretty bad but at least it's not Washington

>you now understand why Obama had a bigger crowd than Trump

>>72129691
Hermione was replaced by a POC so this would be a very welcome change.

>>72129691
because JK rowling is a hack

You ever notice how practically every girl in the world seems to have some kind of incest fetish? Fucking mental, it is.

plymouth? nah mate not a fan

theres nothing wrong with being muslim though

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I want to fuck a jew

had a dream where i got crabs lads x

All the streets are crammed with things eager to be held
I know what hands are for and I'd like to help myself
you ask me the time but I sense something more
and I would like to give you what I think you're asking for
you handsome devil
you handsome devil

Let me get my hands
on your mammary glands
and let me get your head
on the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say

I crack the whip and you skip
but you deserve it
you deserve it, deserve it, deserve it

A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand
I think I can help you get through your exams
oh you handsome devil

Let me get my hands
on your mammary glands
and let me get your head
on the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say

I crack the whip and you skip
but you deserve it
you deserve it, deserve it, deserve it

And when we're in your scholarly room, who will swallow whom?
and when we're in your scholarly room, who will swallow whom?
you handsome devil

Let me get my hands
on your mammary glands
and let me get your head
on the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say

There's more to life than books you know, but not much more
oh you handsome devil

>>72129749
No they don't

tried to test that a little with the gf and she was NOT having it

>>72129670
I like twat.

scotland is rightful irish clay

>>72129786
>on your mammary glands

but moz is a bender?

Miss the streets desu
Dry your eyes mate
Fit but you know it
Don't mug yourself

These are tunes for blokes

>>72129788
In what way did you "test" this?

>>72129771
hila is so cute

>>72129820
nah he's bi innit

>>72129835
>watching a show with an incest scene
"Hahaha imagine if we were brother and sister"
"ewww, no!!"

>>72129771

Hila is a little bit too skelly
Needs to thicc up a bit

>>72129891
You utter fucking mong.

>>72129891
You complete retard

Its father-daughter with them

what would Hila think of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMM086baXps

>>72129926
was a long while ago and we're still going out so it clearly wasn't that bad, I probably played it off alright as gross shock humour

*throws my beer*
FUCKING GIVE ME A (YOU) FOR FUCK'S SAKE

YOU FUCKING CUNTS STOP IGNORING ME I NEED TO FEED MY CHILDREN

Leave Hila alone

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just got back from the clinic for my tooth ache

she put me on antibiotics

>>72129983
shouldn't you be sleeping?

>>72130022
dont get gum disease

>>72129956
Hila AKA the mumbling skeleton.

Just got back from the doctors after I noticed my accent becoming a bit yanky

She diagnosed me with obesity

Man gets money with the gang

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Every now and theeeen. I fall.
Every now and then. I lose control.

>>72130070
foy

>>72130066
>>72129892
shut up, Hila is cute

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wtf i love england now

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:3

>>72130135
AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER

>>72130143
Really wish should would open her mouth when she speaks.

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>Hi guys, I have sex! Look at me having sex!

She's such an attention seeking tramp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2kmnlkJ4Bs

:3

can't date a girl with an annoying voice

has to either be sweet, high pitched and demure or slightly raspy and sultry

or alternatively decently posh-sounding

>>72130167
Those are peng

>>72130143

Sack of bones with teeth attached
Leathered, weathered carer

>>72129589
cracking open a cold one as we speak

>>72129720
Trump still doesn't think that

getting my daily dose of dailyblocks.com

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>>72130201
i would like to sniff aisha

reckon i can lure her in with my commie pepe collection?

Reckon I'll do a waggle

I was really into Ashley Jones for a while, there

'mon the eire

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>pay up piggies

Love it when I left work and the middle class 'chav' who was using faggot and gay in every sentence got to see my fb relationship status with a guy. Hahahah, hilarious.

>>72130318
lol send her this

>>72130342
gay faggot

always end up going to bed because i'm sad

>>72130342
bumder

reeeee why can't i find the fucking motivation to write my essay reeeeeeee

>>72130201
how do you get to see her tweets :(

>>72130342
Bent cunt.

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>>72130342
now you are the poof fag queer gayboy that he talks about

sure taught him sweety xx

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>>72130368
>faggot
FOY

>>72130342
enjoy being the office joke lad

>>72130342
queerboy

>>72130372
do you ever find that you do this and then you can't sleep so you end up just lying in bed for hours thinking about nothing?

lol me neither

>>72130390
just need to find a hook

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Taught him that gays can be anywhere, regardless of campness.

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>>72130201
slut

>>72130342
battyboy

>>72130399
The dark arts.

Also I (used to (sort of)) know her IRL. Back then she just spoke about shit Indie bands rather than the Commie feminist plastic paddy bullshit she spouts now.

Literal higher population of benders here than lqbt

>>72130342
>get insulted to your face every single day
>think you've won by doing nothing about it
Justin, what are you doing in Britain?

>>72130442
*hooks you right in the gabber*

'chon feels a bit quiet to me

is there some kind of normo activity happening tonight?

>>72130442
i can't

>>72130460
what do you reckon her fetishes are?

>>72130483
are you person who put us onto her?
bet she's your unironic oneitis, you pathetic runt

>>72130460
Ah yes, leftism

>>72130201
>>72130460
Disgusting.

11 day streak on duolingo lads

>>72130483
Oh boy, did you set /brit/ on her because she rejected you?

11 day streak on nofap lads

Just completed my waggle lads

Might go sleep now

11 day poo streak on the boxers I've been wearing the last eleven days

>>72130496
Ermmm sweetie I thought being a passive aggressive dick was part of British culture.

>>72130585
is that a kind of wank?

11 day depression streak

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>>72130460
bet her fanny smells of skips

[spoiler]what are skips[/spoiler]

>>72130520
being dominated

>>72130543

I always get burnt out and lose my streaks

>>72130598
Doing nothing isn't passive aggression. It's just passive.

>>72129039

If you're still here:

>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>>72130629
prawn cocktail crisps
melt in the mouth

I always hated it at school when they made us read shakespeare out loud in the class like a book
Everyone was terribly bored

Shakespeare should be taught as a play, performed by actors (or have students play it out, that could be fun)

>>72130606
Yes

>>72130585
my ex used to say waggle instead of wank

daft bint

>>72130629
salty coins and milk

>>72130661
>pull up to the pub at 5:00pm - sharp
>toss my keys to the valet - "don't scratch her" I say
>take off my sunnies
>walk in
>approach the server
>qt blonde, eyeing my new River Island blazer on with gloss finish - choice
>"Hello sir do you-" I cut her off before she can finish
>"The name's Deano, but you can call me Deano (I wink) - table for 7"
>The waitress shows me to the table and hands me a menu
>The champions league semis are about to begin, the joint is stuffed to the guns - thank goodness I was smart and booked ahead
>monitor above the bar calls my order number
>saunter over
>the barman extends the chip and pin machine
>jolt out my arm to pull my sleeve back, almost hitting another bar patron, to reveal my apple watch with apple pay
>the chip and pin machine beeps in merriment as my payment is confirmed as I make my way back to the table with my pitchers in hand

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sister keeps sending these

>>72130687
I am your ex

>sister is naming her son's middle name after me

haha thanks sis, must know I will never carry on the family name myself

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haha lads look at me

*pulls ears wide*

>"am scoaaaaatttish"

hahaha

>>72130655
He was a 'lad', nothing to do with me.

just using my new mug lads

>drinking a chilled glass of fizzy juice
>down to the last 1/4 of liquid
>take a sip
>the bubbles burn my throat as they go down
>make a pretend face like it's a strong alcoholic beverage as it goes down and say "ahh"
>imagine myself as a jaded intergalactic assassin sitting at a bar somewhere while it rains outside

swear I don't have autism

at the doctors the other day
diagnosis depression. on pills now for it

>>72130733
your first name isn't the family name you daft cunt

>>72130629
don't shower for a week

peel back your foreskin (if you have one)

embed that smell on to maize based snacks

>>72130712
you were right, I did leave you because of your family

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>>72130758

>>72130758
did the doctor actually say you have depression?

i've been on SSRIs for months, not been directly told I have depression/anxiety though

>>72130746
Your posts are becoming increasingly full of gibberish. Why are the queers always full blown mentally disabled?

>>72130757
are you 10

>>72130787
lurk more

>>72130757

Please stop drinking the fizzy pop, lad

>>72130705
>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up

can't say enough on how useful it is to have the previous thread linked to the current. OP is a sound lad tbqh ngl

>>72130661
>>72130705
>>72130814
howling

Legit believe I have early stage motor neuron disease.

>>72130789
Refuse to comment.

>>72130757
comfy post

>>72130792
don't act like you don't do it

>>72130733
>tfw younger sister will probably have kids before me and my brother
It's a strange feel.

>>72130661

Really liking this

>>72130814
Don't really care if I'm being honest with you mate, shan't be reading one word of any of them.

>>72130814
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Davo
>head upstairs
>slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed

>>72130757
howling at this

good work

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will never have a gf let alone a coloured one

>>72130821
what would your friends say if you spoke lad around them?

>>72130852
MINT fuckin night last night lads. Boys night out with Jezza and big john.

Jezza was compltely fucking mortal and tried pullin some munter hahahah.

John was too wankered to walk straight so ended up leaving to grab a kebab

I went to the club and about pulled some slag but took too much charlie so knew I couldn't get me knob hard so i pied her

>23
>no job or CV

might go volunteer at a charity shop and hope some qt comes in and thinks i'm a nice guy

>>72130852
>chebs
honestly cringe every time i see this word

why is british slang so, so awful?

gas it all

>>72130904
scots.

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>>72130887
patrician taste

>>72130757
I got out of bed this morning and literally squatted down and started swinging my arms like a chimpanzee for a solid 30 seconds.

Almost certainly have the 'tism.

>>72130891
pro-tip: people here ARE my only friends

>>72130711
haha its my dick :) haha
my dick stuck in her fanny x haha

>>72130904
polish twat detected
go home

>>72130904
'sheed

>>72130921
Screeched

>>72130852
>>72130661
>>72130705
>>72130814
>>72130895
I know people like this
I work for and under people like this
I hate capitalism

>>72130900
You can knock together a CV in 5 minutes.

>>72130523
>>72130544
Nah, no idea who did that. I just remember coming onto /brit/ once and seeing people talking about her. A real "WTF, small world' moment.

I too like light-skinned mulatto girls
the olympics is usually a good time for me

>>72130935
>>72130943
bad posts

>>72130923
parents?

>>72130957
not a good one

>>72130904
minge or rat are clearly the worst offenders

no idea why chebs are upsetting you though

>>72130957
sat on my arse ever since I left first term of college though

Best Googlebox families? For me it's the benders, the posh ones and the old scousers.

>>72130952
Should have done better at school

>>72130952

All around me are familiar faces

what is the "no tap-ins" rule?

>>72130992
runt

>haha what's that mate? you don't use cringe worthy slang and participate in my godawful mouth-breathing culture? well you must be a polish muslim immigrant scrounger gypsy!

>>72130992
Just neck yourself and do the country a favour lad.

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>>haha what's that mate? you don't use cringe worthy slang and participate in my godawful mouth-breathing culture? well you must be a polish muslim immigrant scrounger gypsy!

>>72130997
I did great at school

it's sixth form and uni where things went to the dogs

I just wish people were so consumerist

>>72130961
>just a coincidence

don't believe you

>>72130904
Always thought chebs was fucking retarded desu.

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>>72130970
good lad

>>72130982
Make up job experience at shops that don't exist anymore. 3 years at BHS or something, it's such a boring job no one will ask what it was like.

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>>72130992
thats it, eat your distraction up like a starved rat feasts upon his own flesh

literally can not stop listening to wuthering heights by kate bush

>>72131040
exemplary post

>>72131068
kate bush is great, love her

>>72130974
is there a point to this exchange? if i had used a similar term of familiarity like say breh or brah or dude on here, i will be met with a barrage of FOYs

might apply for a job but I don't know what half the stuff on the application form is

any tips lads

percocet molly percocet

>>72131068
cloudbusting is better

>>72131060
>Make up job experience at shops that don't exist anymore

why didn't I think of that. loads of independent shops have closed near me

might give it a go lad

See a lot of Deanos in Nandos treating it like it's a proper restaurant.

>>>/b/725057070
>>>/b/725057070
>>>/b/725057070

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>>72130970

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>>72131018
>>72131036
>>72131064
*lowers this over you all, ignores your autistic screeching as you bang on the sides and slowly suffocate to death*

>>72131101
>dude
>brah
>breh
FOY

>>72131118
then you'll be the common factor amongst a load of failed business. doesn't look good

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>>72131121
*stuffs napkin down V-Neck*

>Watch: Determined mum wades through thigh-high floodwater to get to work at South Auckland KFC

Lol #Bold #Brave #Beautiful #Hearty

>>72131121
You're also a Deano for being in there.

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>>72130970

Anyone else here enjoy taking a poo underwater?

Nothing feels quite like it

I feel good lads, like everything is going to alright.

Should I be worried about experiencing these sorts of delusions?

>manager's a woman
>team leader's a woman
>coworkers are all women

hhhhh

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>>72131134
yes yes YESS! that's it el runto, post your meaningful hat

>>72131068
SOMETHING SOMETHING MY TV

ITS ME I'M KATHY I'VE COME NOW

AH AH AH AH

SOMETHING ME ANYWHERE

>>72131167
I'm the greasy guy in a big coat siting on his own waiting for the take away to be ready.

'ing 'wn for the 'ol 'ner lads

>>72131174
when would you do this

drake is really good lads

not like other rap

>>72131150
wouldn't be my fault though. just say I got let go for financial cuts

plus a cheeky bullshit employment that I hope they don't check

>>72131185
I hope you told them how great they were on international women's day.

>>72131216
Down the local lido.

>>72131121
Have to go there sometimes with my sister-in-law because she'll pretty much only eat chicken and chips.

It's alright, I don't get the hate for it.

>>72131202

' ng ' 'er ' si' '

>>72131220
prefer Josh, me.

realistically how much does doing an summer internship at uni help your employment chances lads?

>>72131226
>I hope you told them how great they were on international women's day.
I quietly sat in the corner like I do every day

>>72131228
>because she'll pretty much only eat chicken and chips.

ahh yes 5000kg

>>72131052
It is possible for people to know someone before a forum memes about them.

In all honesty it would have been a bit harsh on her if I did introduce /brit/ to her. She's not a bad girl, just not as intelligent as she likes to think she is.

>>72130757
jesus christ

>>72131168
cute

moar

>>72131223
just go through a government training scheme/apprenticeship. big push for lads your age because youth unemployment is a problem and it gives MPs some nice stats

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>>72131255
>I quietly sat in the corner like I do every day

>>72131185
>hhhhh
good lad. obscure gimmick

>>72131228
really don't understand people who don't even try new shit

>>72131257
The opposite, she's stick thin.

Probably has all sorts of eating disorders. I dunno, I try not to talk to her.

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>drake is really good lads

@72131273
shan't be responding to you until proofs are provided

>>72131253
Where I work we hired a guy who did a summer internship.

xbox is still in Denmark

>>72131273
I believe you mate.

how many 'groids do you reckon browse /brit/?

>>72131129
that hair isn't very aerodynamic

>>72131280
how much is it?

I've got like £2.5k left for rent and shit. do local colleges do student loans?

>>72131323
noice
what is your job and what was his internship in?

done one last summer in something I no longer want to pursue as a career desu

>>72131302
literally never been a gimmick

what sort of things are lesbians interested in

>>72131381
Fannies

>>72131381
women

>>72131354
min wage maybe a quid more

haha he actually believes him haha
what a runt haha

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>>72131279

>>72131381
Depends which type.

London is 38% white british

>>72131363
Just IT shit and he helped out more senior people in their day to day bollocks.

When upper management decided we needed a new young drone he was the obvious choice since we wouldn't have to train him too much.

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>>72131381
goofy farty girls :)))

>>72131381
womens stuff

>>72131381
shit music
feminism
obesity

London is 38% lesbian

>>72131420
I thought it was 55%?

Hebden Bridge is 80% lesbian.

>>72131424
oh I see
meant i'll be applying elsewhere desu
surely it's good experience and that tho?

>>72131411
>bullring

this is objectively the most unattractive piercing ever

What's the best place to live in

>England
>Wales
>Scotland
>Northern Ireland

>>72131431
imagine sniffing that

>>72131436
wonder why there's so many fat lesbians
can't say I've seen a fat gay bloke

My willy is 100% erect

>>72131502
do a winkle

Reminder that Britain is segregated because racist whites are refusing to integrate with immigrants

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/01/call-for-action-to-tackle-growing-ethnic-segregation-across-uk

>in the most extreme cases the white British population had more than halved in two decades.

>Cantle, who co-authored the report with Prof Eric Kaufmann at Birkbeck, University of London, told the Guardian that white British families should be encouraged to remain in ethnically diverse areas to reduce the trend.

>He warned that segregated societies “breed intolerance and prejudice”, adding: “And we know the opposite is true – there is a huge amount of research that shows any form of contact does break down stereotypes.”

72131479
I'm too intelligent to fall for this bait, so I'll rise above it.

The south is 94% gay

farming (You)s on /v/ again

Think I'm going to start writing a journal.

>>72131501
Weird, I associate benders with being fat and dykes with being skinny.

Might be a generational thing desu.

>>72131431
sniff... sniff.... ahhh yes... pungent, my dear....

>>72131479
>England
Money
>Wales and Scotland
Nature
>North Ireland
Dump.

>>72131560
shall report you for trolling

>>72131463

It was 45% 6 years ago, after falling an average of 1.5% a year for the previous decade

I hate everyone. fuck you

>>72131548
>theguardian

lel

>>72131560
I have fucking devastated some threads on /v/ this week.

You never lose it.

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>>72131548

>Kaufmann

>>72131616
That's not very Christian of you friend

Want to start a political blog lads, and some anon told me I should host it using a Russian server so that it won't get shut down. Can anyone explain how to do this, for retards? Spent half my life online and still not very computer literate desu.

>>72131399
will look into it, thanks. stupid thing is I got A-A* in all my GCSEs and now i'm a waste of oxygen

>>72131479
>England
Pakis, nignogs, lefties
>Wales
White, but sheep shaggers and a bit lefty
>Scotland
Lefty capital of the English speaking world
>Northern Ireland
Last bastion for white, Christian, right wing people's on the entire planet. Tayto Cheese and Onion sandwiches.

Oh lads, you are not gonna believe this, he said *does a hearty, extended, laugh* then he said, he said he was gonna WRITE a JOURRRNAAAAAAL HAHAHAHA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!

>>72131616
What, even me?

>>72131548
>Kaufmann
shan't

>>72131629
/v/ is probably the easiest board to derail threads on, /pol/ is easy to bait as well but they're fanatic so they don't lose the topic easily.

we should just make all the pakis move to bradford (it's already a lost cause anyway)

then build an impenetrable wall around it and throw away the key

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>want to start a political blog lads

>>72131560
The BEST board to farm for (you)s is [r9k].

Just make a "fembot" thread and watch the replies roll in.

Also, make a cuck thread on /pol/.

made some cup a soup
wish they'd put in those chinese puzzles again

trying to become a famous poet

>>72131696
>post spoon vs fork on /v/
>max replies

do they even have jannies

>able to get 6.5MB/s
>usually get something like 2.2MB/s

ree shite seeders

>>72131733
The /v/ jannies focus on deleting threads about video games.

Looking forward to killing myself

>>72131650
So when you say political blog you mean you just want to bitch about pakis and niggers.

>>72131696
The people on /pol/ are too stupid.

They might be twats on /v/ but they sure know how to argue about anything and everything.

>>72131560
I remember pulling 265 (You)s in a single /v/ thread once. It was absolute minimum effort too. And I didn't even start the thread.

trying to become famous on /brit/

concocting a fake personality like pakiboo

>>72131800
don't bother

you'll just become a tiring and boring act and everyone will report you

>>72131750
>not using private trackers
lolx

>>72131696
go start a bait thread on /pol/ then if you think it's that easy

runt

>>72131827

dont want to seed ha

>>72131801
can you stop bully this lad. pls

>>72131832
He baited you just by mentioning /pol/ you fucking melt.

>>72131801
Kev is ssooooo cute :)

runts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case

granddad was an absolute nutter lads aha

>>72131820
personalities don't care

look at the mexishit, he hates us and vice versa yet still spends 12 hours a day here

I don't dislike Ed Sheran, but I don't like him enough to listen to his songs in my own time.

stomach hurts so im looking for a purse to snatch

>>72131861
eh??

>>72131857
i just have mine seeding at like 1 kbps and have been forever still not banned, think its a bit of a meme desu

Drunk and listening to 70s Eno desu lads.

>Utah school installs showers, laundry facilities for homeless students

ahh yes the american dream ...

Sober and listening to Enya lads.

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>kev is now 32 years old

bloody hell lads :(

>>72131902
too inept at figuring it out anyway

i get everything I need from the 'bay

very tired

going to bed goodnight

Neu:

>>72131936
>>72131936

>>72131893
Sad!

>tfw no feminine cuteboy ancom bf
Gonna do a 'cide lads

>>72131954
die

>>72130256
she probably doesn't date skinny 14 year old virgins

New

>>72131959
>>72131959

>>72131961
coward

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>>72131947
>tfw as close to being 30 as I am to being 16

>>72131548
ooyyyyyyyyyyyyy veyyyyyyyyyyyyyy goyyyyyyyyyyyyyyimmmmmmmm why aren't you mixing

>>72131990
Embarrassed us all you runt

>>72131987
>>72131987
>>72131987

>>72131783
Nah I'm not a proper /pol/ack really, I'm left-wing but libertarian.

>>72132153
Why does it matter then, it won't get shut down.