What are your most sincere thoughts about this country?

Lithuania is a great country

I would like you more if you weren't USA's lapdog, but still top lads.

>i can already see the meme replies coming talking about my flag
>they still don't know

big asses and coco

>>71889929
American lapdogs that shouldn't be trusted.

>>71890211
>>71890348
why is that bad tho

we are friends
don't talk to the salvadorans

>>71890404
Americans are filth, do not fall for their lies, they will inevitably backstab you.

>>71889929
Rooting for ya, even if the people you send here are less than stellar.

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>>71890481

This is true but their current president is a naive fool, now is the time to take advantage of the yanks.

>>71890481
What in particular do you have an issue with the US about?

Preventing illegal migrants from illegally infringing their statutorily legitimate immigration laws?

Endangering your economy by pivoting from the structure in which Mexico became NA's manufacturing core?

Or just being really mean and rude towards Mexicans with mean language?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

>>71890424
don't be like that, little brother

we love colombians here

>>71889929
Armenian genocide was self defense and/or never happened

>>71890424
>>71890701
Love you all too
Except for Nic*ragua

>>71890635
Oh man, yet another foreigner trying to teach me about Mexican history with the US. And like clockwork, it is a fuckin leaf.

>invade us three different times
>take half of our land
>help the frogs invade us the first time
>help the dictator in charge that was in power for 30 years just because he gave them everything they wanted to for free
>try to install a new dictator when the last one falls, but this one is somehow even worse, during our revolution and organize a coup that killed our newly elected president
>threaten us when we try to help cuba
>take advantage of our poor people for CENTURIES as cheap labor, so far as creating laws that benefit said poor people, make trade deals with us, etc and then act surprised they got them
>sign a trade deal that boost their farms and destroyed ours, get even more cheap things from our cheap labor in the process, lose all their jobs to China and machines and get 4.2 million jobs because of said deal, but still blame mexicans
>ask mexico to start a war against cartels, we do, they fund them and arm them, and then they are mad we “do nothing”
>ask mexico to deport central americans for them, we do, and then blame us for "being hypocrites" or something
>more mexicans come back than go in and still blame mexico for whatever reason
>try to force us to pay for THEIR things

>hurr durr what in particular do you have an issue with the US about?

>>71889929
I like franceska jaimes

Very nice people, nice country, nice landscapes,nice culture but a shittly leftistfag government and narcos.
Anyway, I like Colombia. (my ex was Colombian bdw)

>>71889929
Cuuuuuuuumbia and cute guys

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Congratulations for managing to do this thread without having an argument about Colombia's biggest secret. You know what I am talking about.

>>71889929
Cocaine,raeggeton,weird brown chinese looking people and fatass women that shout very loud

>>71889929
giv antofagasta

>>71890701
> "little" brother
i'll let that slide because at least you're not belize

Hot women

Brazil's little brother

>>71892736
Why do you hate them?
You all are good states

>>71891275
Our government is not really leftist at all.

I would love to go there someday. But my question is. How safe is it? It seems like a beautiful country but I dont wanna be murderd because I am a white guy.

>>71893342
Are you kidding me? Santos is a fucking commie

>>71893342
>dismantled the military
>pays soldiers 33 usd per month
>pays guerrilla fighters 230 usd per month to "reintegrate" to society
>gives communist guerrillas seats on the congress whether elected or not
>faggot marriage
>Le gender is a social construct

>not leftists

>>71893358
>How safe is it?
Depends on where you go, but most part of the violence is concentrated in poor neighborhoods of big the biggest cities (except for Cali, that is dangerous everywhere)
>I dont wanna be murderd because I am a white guy.
No one cares about your race, and is not like white people is something uncommon in here

>>71893514
Well see you in a few years than :)

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they produce cocaine and murder people

>>71889929
I don't understand why you guys don't create a special region for foreigners abd legalize there everything. You can create a special police to guard it and everything will be ok. Basically what Egypt did but with coke and hookers

>>71893733
>implying prostitution and drugs laws are enforced

>>71893395
>signing a peace treaty with "commies"= commie
épico

>>71893507
>dismantled the military
what?
>pays soldiers 33 usd per month
conscripted citizens not actual soldiers
>pays guerrilla fighters 230 usd per month to "reintegrate" to society
don't know if that's the real amount, but much better than letting them out to burn and join much more-costlier-to-police gangs
>gives communist guerrillas seats on the congress whether elected or not
meme seats for a couple of terms where they have no vote, only voice
>faggot marriage
This came from the Supreme Court, not the president
>Le gender is a social construct
meme concern, this was an initiative of the UN and the previous education minister not the pres

>not leftists
You are absolutely deluded if you think the current government is more than a couple of milimeters left of the center

>>71893733
for what purpose? you can get hookers legally anytime you want and weed is legal too, coke is not too hard to get neither

>>71893812
It mostly about security but whatever

>>71893733
We have a very belligerent country to our North that insists that the war on drugs is not over yet :^)

>>71893877
Cartagena is basically all that and it's moderately safe

>>71889929
You're most famous for cocaine to be honest.

>>71893819
>Supreme
Oops I meant Constitutional

>>71889929
It would've been like Argentina if it wasn't for drugs and crime. I'm glad that it is changing though.

>>71893871
cost of weed/gram?
cost of coke/gram?
cost of bj in a brothel that isn't depressing?
cost of bribe when I'm caught by cop?

>>71894277
1 joint is like 2$USD, i'm not into the other ones so idk, but they're not too expensive

>>71894400
>1 joint is like 2$USD
UNA VELA

>>71890404
You'd think a LatAm nation would know this by heart.

Drugs and beheadings

>>71895419
it's mexico. Columbia is drugs, kidnapping and guerilla

>>71891095
>>ask mexico to deport central americans for them, we do, and then blame us for "being hypocrites" or something
???
Not the same anon btw

>>71889929
Their fear of communism will destroy their country

>>71896200
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/21/business/economy/mexico-immigration-border-wall.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

http://www.insightcrime.org/news-analysis/mexico-plans-to-tame-the-beast-cut-migrant-route-north
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/11/deportations-mexico-central-america
http://dailycaller.com/2016/07/18/mexico-deports-9-out-of-10-illegal-central-american-migrants/
http://www.npr.org/2016/08/26/491531862/before-migrants-reach-u-s-mexico-deports-central-americans
https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/blog/2015/01/07/president-obama-and-president-pe-nieto-mexico-meet-white-house

http://www.business2community.com/government-politics/barack-obama-deported-record-number-immigrants-u-s-president-01777743

Then they will claim "hurr durr, Mexicans are deporting Central Americans, see? Hypocrites!", "Mexicans have a wall (we don't), hypocrites!"

>>71891095
you seem distraught, have a nice tamale and continue on your hatred of US. NAFTA disappear when?

>>71889929
Drug cartel chainsaw executions.

>>71898047
>>71895419
(You)

>>71898082
Post junglecuties Congolombia.

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>>71898410

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>>71889929

i want to visit it

How is it possible that you have a lower HDI than Venezuela ?

>>71898654
The gap between the rich and the poor is disgusting there. And so many of the rich there feel entitled to their ill gotten wealth when in many cases it's been secured by violence or bribery.

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Don't know anything about it besides bundas, cocaine, donkey-fucking and the fact that our former communist government funded the election of their current president so I'll assume it's another banana monkey shithole.

>>71898654
HDI is a meme measure.

>>71898722
>southern europeans in charge of colonisation

It was never going to work

>>71898654
Because HDI is a complete meme

>>71898792
In some cases, but there's a big difference here which can't be written off just as that

>>71898840
But it does, Colombia right now is a better place to live than Venezuela, by a long shot, and this is not up to debate.

>>71898895
More than half of the countries with lower HDI than Venezuela are better places to live

>>71898895
>>71898955
Maybe it's an anomaly then.

>>71898955
I always thought HDI made no sense whatsoever. Paraguay, Peru and Bolivia are comfy and have low HDI. Brazil is the most violent, poor, corruption-ridden and broken shithole in the entire continent and has higher HDI than them.

>>71899130
>Bolivia
>Comfy

>>71897112
So you deport Central Americans because you don't want a crowd on your northern border but you only allow rich white people to immigrate?

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>>71898654
>>71898895
>>71898955
hmmmmm...

>>71899672
Now post something less than 15 years old

>>71899616
Not that guy but no, we deport Central Americans because Americans don't want a crowd on their southern border, so they asked us to deport them. I don't know about the "rich white people" part, but we even have like a million arabs because we always take refugess, they just don't come here as often.

>>71899766
But you don't made a new law that says that Mexico should maintain a "national balanced demography"?

>>71900067
I honestly don't now, did we?

>>71900094
I learnt this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km5nw7V9iwg

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They seem nice, also they use our APC's against FARC.

Our both govts seriously need to solve the shitness happening in our borders tho.

>>71889929
Has black dangerouse peopple,but not so stupid like the hamburguer ones

>>71900324
peoppppppppppppple

>>71900221
But that guy is saying that we deport them all (which we do), what he doesn't say is that we do it because Americans asked and we do it for Americans, since all those immigrants are going there and npt here. Then he cites a literally who "news outlet" that claimed we want to make a wall in our Southern Border. He goes on to say that Chiapas is one of the main cartel states (which it isn't), Guerrero and Sinaloa are though, but the train he cites that goes through those states only goes through Chiapas. Then he says that we only want white immigrants, yet we really don't have a lot of immigrants from anywhere, and he cites Peruvians and Spaniards as an example, but how many Peruvians have we rejected? They just don't want to come here. And so on and so forth. All those other laws he cites are hardly enforced, like any law, really.

That guy is a YouTuber playing to be a reporter, and a bad one at that. He is right on one thing, though, we do treat Central American immigrants like shit, not because of the laws, but because they are poor and people are corrupt.

>>71890481
Ironic coming from a country who sends their criminals up here and then guard the border to keep them from coming back and then get all pissy when we guard our side of the border in return. Your government is scum.

>>71889929
That flag need a sun.

>>71900950
Our government isn't sending anyone, you invited them in. And people are no longer going there.
>Your government is scum.
I agree

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Why haven't you moved to Colombia yet, European man?

It's God's chosen land.

>>71901027
excellent post

>>71901074
Just doing my part praising the best country in Latin America :3

>>71889929
The Two Escobars (2010)

Shitty loud culture.

>>71889929
Drug wars 24/7

>>71889929
Congolombia?

>>71889929
niggers and amerindian,cocaina,etcc

ULTRA NIGGERS, DRUG DEALERS AND MEDIA PRAISE "NARCO CULTURE"

>>71902091
>>71901963
>>71901915
(You)

>>71902091
>>71901963
>>71901915
jealous niggers being envious of other latin american countries instead of being proud of sharing the same continent

faggots like you drag down our country, please leave argentina.

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>>71901620
>Shitty loud culture.
>Gringo

>>71900782
Interesting, I didn't know that stuff, thanks.

>>71901027
Because I'm not European and because of FARC

>>71899130
Why would you talk shit you have no idea about?

>>71893507
>pays soldiers 33 usd per month

wat, that's retarded


>pays guerrilla fighters 230 usd per month to "reintegrate" to society

how could they reintegrate to society if not? they don't have anything at all in the mountains, no skills, etc.

who cares? 5 seats out of 300, with no right to vote ...

>>71898654
mainly because of the retarded estimation UNPD makes for the "years of schooling" index, which is actually much higher for Colombia than the figure used for HDI. also, outdated GNP per capita figures.

>>71898722
Hdi doesn't measure inequality.

Canada flag is butthurt Chimpanzuelan wetback.

>>71889929
Colombia no tiene razón de existir como país
>La costa y los llanos orientales deberían pertenecerle a Venezuela
>Nariño y el Amazonas deberían pertenecerle al Ecuador
>La costa pacífica debería pertenecerle a Panamá
>Antioquia debería pertenecerle a los antioqueños

Intenta probar lo contrario.
>protip: no puedes

>>71903250
uena Chispita.

>>71903250
>Antioquia debería pertenecerle a los antioqueños
¡Asi me gusta!

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>>71889929
Some of the most beautiful women and the people are intelligent

Colombia no tiene identidad propia, todo o de elos es de sus países vecinos, el nombre fue dado por Simón Bolívar, la arepa, las costumbres, todo tiene sus raices en Venezuela; de resto son cosas Ecuatorianas, peruanas o incluso brasileras, y las cosas creadas por ellos son una reverenda mierda como lo es el acento y el vallenato. Y no hablemos de Panamá que no son más que pura mierda.

Question. Why are Colombians such good posters on this board. Brazilans are apes on this board meanwhile their brothers up north are super chill. How? Is everyone like that or in Colombia because I might go there if all people are that nice.

>>71903589
>such good posters on this board
In what way? But yeah, people here is pretty nice, i don't think it's reflected on colombian posters tho, atleast not when they talk in spanish

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>>71900221
m8 we don't even deport the Haitians that are stuck in Tijuana wanting to enter the US, they even receive help from people in here. I assume that you understand Spanish, so here, and like people already told you, Mexico deports them because USA wants us to do that. Let me quote Obama
>In part because of strong efforts by Mexico, including at its southern border, we’ve seen those numbers reduced back to much more manageable levels. But one of the things that we both agreed on is our continued need to work with Central American governments so that we can address some of the social and economic challenges there that led to that spike in unaccompanied children.
>But we’re also going to be much more aggressive at the border in ensuring that people come through the system legally. And the Mexican government has been very helpful in how we can process and message that effectively both inside of the United States and in Mexico

>>71904095
>centroamericana
>Haitian
btw c
>>71902837

>>71889929
>very sexy girls
>comfy mountains
>a lot of terrorist commies
>decent soccer teams
>I really like the country in general

questions for colombians
what are the best cities/towns for:

1. beaches
2. business/employment
3. the weather

in general, is there a difference in political views in the north vs. south and/or east vs. west?

how easy is it to cross the boarder to/from ecuador, panama, venezuela, bolivia, brazil?

>>71899672

>guyana esequiba

nice meme

>>71894277
>cost of coke/gram?

About $3.50 when I was there last September

>>71903544
>o de elos es de
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APRDE_uzdnE

>>71893871

wikipedia says weed is illegal but decriminalized, not legal in colobia

you can still get a fine and have it seized and shouldn't be able to buy or sell it

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>>71905248
>1. beaches
Santa Marta and Barranquilla, avoid Cartagena, it's good but doesn't have anything that other 2 don't have and they are way cheaper
>2. business/employment
Bogotá and Medellín
>3. the weather
Santa Marta if you want tropical climate, Bogotá if you want cold and grey skies and Medellín if you want moderately warm climate with a lot of rain

>in general, is there a difference in political views in the north vs. south and/or east vs. west?
Brown = more conservative
Antioquia is probably the most conservative area but the Uraba area (which is not too close culturally from the rest of Antioquia) puts it down little bit

>how easy is it to cross the boarder to/from ecuador, panama, venezuela, bolivia, brazil?
Do you mean by road or how easy it is to travel?

>>71903589

>Brazilans are apes

people always say brazilians here are depressed self-hating monkeys, but apes,ay thats new

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It's a beautiful country and I want to live there, but no job opportunities for me and also slightly afraid of being murdered in my home.

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I was going to post something nice but 2bh I'm afraid that by the time this gets submitted the country doesn't exist anymore and I'd end up looking like a fool

>>71905552
I just copypasted this from a Hispanic Chan

>>71905761
Meme map

>>71905845
So now you know who you were quoting

>>71905845
>québec

oui-out

>>71905580
It's legal for medical uses tho

>>71905580
You can legally carry up to 20 grams of weed and I think 1 gram of coke.

Nuke it

>>71906082
Yeah, and you can have up to 20 plants

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Based.

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>>71906153
nice pepe

>tfw going to make Colombian-style chicharrones tomorrow

How often do you eat this godly food?

>>71906201
holy shit lost it

I like it a lot, some of the best Spanish dialects, good food, coffee and women.

Mail me a bottle of aguardiente, por favor.

>>71906230
Not as often as i would like to, shit's too greasy but tastes like heaven

>>71889929
Nice people, hot women, god-like food
>>71890731
Seems like we are more similar than I thought

From what I've heard, the Colombian accent has the clearest pronunciation of all the Spanish accents.

t. gringo who can't tell the difference

Meh

>>71906837
Nope. Those are the average mexican and peruvian

Columbia
>Cocaine
>Coffee
>Gabriel Garcia Marquez
>Probably commies

I imagine like most Latin American countries, it's a lot of wasted potential. I'm sure we've molested them a few times.

>>71891095
We ran out of Indians and half-castes to conquer. Sorry.

>>71907053
mexicans have the most disgusting accent

>>71907107
But they have a pretty clear pronunciation. Don't be buttmad. It's not an achievement.

>>71907069
Just the panama thing

>>71907131
Tu qué sabes de pronunciación en todo caso

>>71907177
Tu qué sabes de patria y raíces

>>71889929
I just want to say that my experiences with Colombians have been by and large very positive barring those with white Colombians. I've yet to meet one that isn't a backstabbing slimy motherfucker obsessed with image, a weird sense of entitlement and a love of gaudy trash.

¿Zoófilico yo? ¿Tú le has visto la mondá a un burro?
Es una vaina de respeto, de fundamento.
Por tanto, la chucha de la burra es profunda, cuando yo se lo meto no le hago nada pero ella a mi si me hace mucho. Me succiona la monda y me la pone grande, gruesa y cabezona.
Una mondá de fundamento, de hombre, de varón que las venas parecen una habichuela, se le ven como caminito de comején.
Esa es la diferencia entre tú y yo.
Cachaco tú con "pipí" y yo acá con MONDÁ.
Por ende, lo que yo le hago a la burra no es zoofilia, es un tratamiento estético de la mondá y eso no lo consigues en ningún spa, ¿¡oíste!?

>>71907900
Bajale a la piscolita guachín

>>71907900
>Cachaco tú con "pipí" y yo acá con MONDÁ.
KEK